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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
- I spent 5 hours translating this damn thing. Be prepared for some actual goddamned footnotes, and I'll slap the timings somewhere too for easier access.
Original VOD:
• 笑ってはいけない！感動エピソード選手権
Original VOD Channel: Ryushen
/ @ryushen
Participating Channels:
MC: Gwelu Os Gar
/ @gweluosgar
Judges: Yumeoi Kakeru
/ @yumeoikakeru
Hakase Fuyuki
/ @hakasefuyuki
Contestants:
Levi Elpha:
/ @levielipha
Hayase Sou
/ @hayasesou
Melissa Kinrenka:
/ @melissakinrenka
Kagami Hayato:
/ @kagamihayato
Machita Chima:
/ @machitachima
Collaborators:
Illustrations - Todoroki Kyouko:
/ @todorokikyoko
Voice - Sukoya Kana:
/ @sukoyakana
Voice - Dora
/ @dola
Voice - Mayuzumi:
/ @mayuzumikai
Voice - Belmond Banderas:
/ @belmondbanderas
MIX, Voice - Genzuki Toujiro:
/ @genzukitojiro
Guitar Accompaniment - Kaida Haru
/ @kaidaharu
Reddit Submission Link:
/ nijisanji_you_laugh_yo...
Twitter Submission Link:
/ 1256218645958721537
#にじさんじ感動話 #Nijisanji #NijisanjiEN #VtuberEN #Ryushen #Gwelu #YumeoiKakeru #Hakase #Belmond #KagamiHayato #TodorokiKyouko #GenzukiToujiro #KaidaHaru #Mayuzumi #SukoyaKana #Dora #HayaseSou #MelissaKinrenka #MachitaChima #LeviElpha
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I see no time stamps even after so long, so here you go
0:35 Start
2:20 Introduction
7:00 Levi Elipha
13:20 Hayase Sou
19:40 Melissa Kinrenka
27:00 Kagami Hayato
34:50 Machita Chima
This was streamed just yesterday, and he already made a 40 mins clip for it, mad lad.
@@GaleVTLs Let me rephrase that then, MAD LAD
yo Kagami's entry was legitimately good, i had no idea Belmond could voice act like that
ruler - There was a clip of Takamiya Rion playing Ocarina of Time (?) and Belmond dubbed Ganon, another example is Nijisanji's Fate Parody
th-cam.com/video/rFAlbG1jwOU/w-d-xo.html Here's the Link to Belmond dubbing Ganon for Rion. Starts about 30 mins in.
TBH he made Ganon sound so freakin cool...
@HoodluM WoompA holy shit he does
"There's no way that they'd spit it out at the very end."
*spit out right at the start instead*
Yumeoi laughing maniacally at every skit is the icing on the cake
I loved how the animation of Hayato's entry started from normal to literal spawns from hell😂
Wtf why aren't people saying much about how good Machita's opera was
it is angelic
People should not speak about it that much because it left them....speechless
Because this was a gag show, so the singers can abuse the lyrics or their theme by Ryushen's whims so they can make the gag work.
Her opera was so beautiful omg
i love how Gwelu, Yumeoi and Hayase said they where brought against their will and Ryushen is just like "btw i organized this" implying shes the one that drugged, clubbed and then brought them there xD
Chong with the help of the lovely contestants
Bruh I thought Ryushen was a dude tho
[] Ryushen has no technical gender according to Nijisanji. Ryushen can be seen as a boy or a girl (hence their outfit)
@@user-we4kf5xm5u Ahhhh thanks for filling me in on that.
@@user-os9bv1mi5m Ryushen's gender is Ryushen LOL
After watching this, I checked some of the song covers Machita Chima has done on her channel. She’s really good and I recommend checking her out as well.
Levi's song was amazing. I wish there was an extended version of it. LMAO
@@GaleVTLs Thanks for the translation, you're a legend.
God I need the full version of Kagami's Kiseki and Chima's Caro Mio Ben
There's not full version but Chima uploaded her Caro Mio Ben without other member's voice on her Twitter.
twitter.com/chima_machita23/status/1255887730094911488?s=21
It's on her channel now: th-cam.com/video/5z39--ZYaes/w-d-xo.html
still no kiseki
That Caro Mio Ben is godly...
idk what's funnier Yumeo losing every single round or Gwelu's unimpressed silence
@@GaleVTLs the way she lagged out of the vtber face recognition program
All I can say is that all of them are "Tearjerkers" as even I can't stop my tear from leaking out (due to laughing and due to me using cola instead of water)
bruh... i can't listen to kiseki seriously anymore
i'm always reminded that this exists
also love that yume at the start was bopping to kiseki, but then CHADka's art appeared and started laughing
It's a groove alright
lmao x'D
i need that kagami's kiseki full cover
I honestly have no idea why everyone's laughing at Chima's angelic voice
It's not even her usual pun song
It's just that she sings so good in this kind of funny show. The power of Chima voice by doing nothing funny can make anyone crack up if she use it on a joke show like this
The lyrics are a combination of puns. Its hard to say it, but the song technically was her own version that she added many puns only Japanese viewers can notice.
@@ousamadearudesuwa There's no puns at all in Chima's entry, it's the original Italian lyrics
i am not quite sure but i suspect that in the song have some funny meaning if you listen it in direct Japanese sound like when we heard other languages that sound like f word but it is just a name of vegetable in thai
Kagami's skit started like a normal one so I'm not prepared for that one. And ironically I was drinking water too. I shouldn't have done that
it didnt started as normal. it was a scene from gaki no tsukai
@@kutsu410 no what i mean is that the drawing is not that wacky. and the acting is actually good.. i did expect some jokes to be included considering all the theme should be "tear-jerking" but not those faces.. and for sure not rugby...
@@jomcabanilla3732 for me it started as a joke already, but the drawings just added. just like they just added a fuel to a fire. sorry bad english
@@jomcabanilla3732 but i get your point
@@kutsu410 haha right.. because of that ending my side hurts so good.. and by the end, i was like "where is the koshien? is this not baseball?".. your English is fine actually it should be me who should say that.. sorry for my bad english
I absolutely loved Kagami’s entry! However, the illustrator unfortunately got one minor detail wrong. Chaika is like the wicked avatar, so he should always be the tallest. XD
big facts
Watch this with your mouth full of water too for the full experience.
For a much better experience use cola or any type of soda. And for MAX experience use vinegar
@@orphelliavalire7336 Are you trying to kill people
"Airdrop pervert, Genzuki Tojiro"
MELISSA'S SONG SENT ME TO ANOTHER REALM PLS ??? HHASSHDAAJ also as a kaida haru stan,,, i'm so happy to see him here!
Yumeoi constantly laughing his butt off + Gwelu's .___. face omg lolol AND OHMYGOD MACHITA'S VOICE???
thank you for translating this!!
If only nagao is also here 😂 we'll get a full set of VALZ pranksters lmao
Though he'll probably dies first from laughing too much
How am I already losing my shit right when they started talking and the stream aint even start yet
Phú Nguyễn same lmao
Kiseki was high key lit lol I would support the full cover lmao
Chima has a beautiful voice,
Chima just speedrun getting disqualified
levi elipha's voice is so good though tf
melissa song really make me emotional
kiseki song and kyoko illustration really something else
chima being chima with angelic voice
hope they'll do it again
Despite the confusing subtitle colors, thanks for the translation. Nice to hear Belmond the chad Banderas with the dramating voice acting.
Thanks for translating this! I actually started translating this last night but got lazy so I'm happy to see it's up here lol
I was playing along (I generally do whenever watching any "You laugh, You lose" games) and I lost it at Melissa's song. I think her's and Levi both have pretty damn good singing voices and I will say their tones are a breathe of fresh air from the cutesy stuff I often hear.
@@GaleVTLs Yep!
JFDKDFLJ THE WAY YUMEOI GETS DISQUALIFIED EVERY SINGLE TIME WW
I need Kiseki Kagami ver.
What an absolute mad lad. Thank you very much.
Also, Chima's Arietta was so damn good. I wonder if she covered it on her channel.
Chong - It's alright. Thanks very much.
China caro mio ben is up on her channel now
Levi for the BL talk and Melissa for that oppai song and Haru's appearance. 🤣👏👏👏👏
I just saw a clip of Melissa's part. Didn't know there's a full translation now. Awesome!
edit: I've seen 3 translation clips of Melissa's part. You're still OG since you did whole of it!!
@@GaleVTLs Dang, this stream probably has the most number of translators lol
Is it me or is that Fulgore’s song from Zatch Bell (Gash Bell JP)
Damn Kagami's vocals and Genzuki's mix is just chef's kiss. I need the full vers
30:28 is there a full version of this cover by kagami? I really like it
I didn't know Belmond could sound passionate like that lol
I thought Melissa is a legend with her singing voice... And then there's Chima xD
I wasn't expecting to hear the legendary song of parco folgore, but it was a pleasure to listen to it once again.
Ooooof... That video length. Thank you for your hard work!!!
It had me in tears alright, tears of laughter.
Lolz Judge Yumeoi.
Yay, Bangiras somehow appeared... hmm...... those images... hmm....
In regards to your side note. Kagami skit is lit as all hell. specially with those images accompanying the Greeeeen song title I forgot. (Kiseki?)
I kind of don't get Machita-chan skit ?
Again, Thank you for the translation and stay safe.
@@GaleVTLs Thanks for the explanation. It's funnier now.
🔥Yumeoi🔥
ngl i would watch if Kagami's story if it was animated or made into a fan manga
i absolutely lost it when melissa started singing the zatch bell oppai song
who's speaking during the blue subtitles in levi's skit btw?
i think that ws kyouko
Bra for “I want to save you”, the second segment. I totally believe that the third person that ate too much was actually making lewd indowendo about the second guy “Actions” lol... 😂
Chong, lol that’s true.....
can’t help too think that. it’s only a matter of time sins will lead to one and also stealing charges. Lol 😂
This clip bring me to like Nijisanji, thank you for translating it
Really happy you translated this, thanks a lot man!
the songs IS SO GODDAMN GOOD WTF
I'm having a hard time watching their comedy skits because I'm focusing on ryushen face the whole time. Lol. Chima-chan voice is so beautiful.
Watching it again after months, and it's still funny af xd. Seriously thanks for TL-ing this stream. I wish Shachou would do a full cover of Kiseki
Man, thank you for the dedication!
Thanks for watching
Please never stop doing what you do this stuff brings me joy
I so so confused on the different colored subtitles but thanks for your hard work and translating!!
@@GaleVTLs it was helpful for me. Cause it is hard to follow when they talk at the same time.
Jeezus bro, calm down with the over half an hour long video hahah! I only stayed a bit for the translating livestream but I didn't realize you were gonna make the video so damn long lol. Well, not that I'm complaining, but thank you for your hard work fam!
@@GaleVTLs _Wha-_
I both wanna smack ya and shake your hand for saying that lmao.
Yumeoi dying the whole time
Repeat after me class: Skratta du
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förlorar du
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I been rewatching just for the kiseki cover
I didn't expect to hear chichi wo moge again.
how,
no its fine
i dont know who you sacrificed to do this so fast and well
we got the video
and we wont ask questions.
I can say for sure that nobody was expecting chi chi wo moge to be sang in this vídeo
Respecc for the person who translated the whole stream 😌
hayase sou's bg sounded splendid
Sill the best subbed Nijisanji Video on the internet ngl
Look at this madlad translating new video with them mad speed, And a almost 40min contents as well, I'm so proud of this community
Otsukare~ 🙏
Moving my Channel to my Brand Account killed all of my comments. I'll try to put the TL Notes and Timestamps back later when I can/remember to do so
Have you considered also submitting the subs as a caption over the original video?
I thought this was a new kind of torture
As expected of the psychopath
God bless for the translation.
who's the denliquents with shachou? Chaika, belmond, and whos the other one with long hair?
"hey, that's pretty good"
Thank you for your hard work! 🙏
Melissa's song is a love letter to our generation.
Ty for translating!
Bless you for this!
9:05 yabai
who is the guy with the bandana on Belmond's right at 31.14?
Thanks for translating this masterpiece!
genderbend Kyoko Todoroki
Yey finally YLYL nijisanji
damn almost 40 mins of translated clip?? _we ain't talkin bout this?_ but srsly, I'd let u step on me translator-san
THEY JUST HAD TO START W BL TALK AND LEVI AHHHHHHHHHH
the kiseki cover genuinely banger doe -as well as the chichi wo moge one- lmfao kaida;
very cool
5 hours only? Damn you are fast
Is Levi's song a parody of something else because it's a banger and I wanna listen more of it.
It's straight up a cover of a song. th-cam.com/video/OSv2WLx8uec/w-d-xo.html
@@Kisonish Thank you
29:15
Can I have the link of the song of Hayato Kagami's part??
th-cam.com/video/ukTp4CNW01c/w-d-xo.html
Tatta hitotsu no shinjitsu minuku
Mitame wa kodomo zunou wa otona
Sonomama MEITANTEI Hakase Fuyuki!
Meitantei Hakase Fuyuki wa goran no suponsaa no teikyou de okurishimas
Lets just assume theres no subs for melissas part
Boing boing~~ (boing boing~~)
Thanks for the subs!!!
Sasuga. Don't forget to farm too
fellow shikikans of culture i see
Hey Chong how does it feel?
A God(you of course) to walk beside us mere mortal?
@@GaleVTLs For sure for you I'd make it 5m.
31:53 Why he said that? I don't get it.
He meant it to Ryuushen for organizing this, cause they lose every skit lol
Am I deaf? But when was Mayuzumi speaking
the one scouting melissa
21:52
So what is the translation to Kagami's song?
5 hour!!!, kamiiiisama!!!
31:10 are these scenes from somewhere? it reminds me of something
The real tearjerker here is how hard it is to tell who's talking between Gwelu and Yumeoi. Both font color and how they speak is really similar like damn. At least make Yumeoi's color blue or something.
Was the Kagami Skit based on a manga/anime series?
Thanks for the translation? I have a question though. Why didn't you just put subtitles on the VOD? Not like I care too much, I'm just curious.
Umm.. i don't understand why they lost it at the end there. Someone explain to me please
When Machita Chima was singing?
Imagine after almost an hour of people fucking around and doing weird shit and making you laugh, some girl strolls up and says she going to sing some gag thing and busts out a super classical and on-point rendition of an opera song. Your tired ass is hit by whiplash and it's now hilarious because of how relatively out of place it is.
MELISSAAAA WHYYY AHAHAHA
Chima is a god