The story of the water makes me so annoyed. Voss is legitimately such a scum company that has been caught using tap water and marketing it as some fancy rich people shit. There have been many blind taste tests people did, and there is NO difference, it's not magically delicious or anything. You're paying $15 for every-day water. And that waiter is even more scummier for serving something they didn't order and charging them for it. Feel so bad for them lol (well maybe not ryushen because ryushen got out of it grass)
The whole vid was a roller coaster ride - start to finish - but, I don't think I've heard Sou sing before; elation and confusion can be a helluva cocktail. 11 out of 10, MofuMofu.
Ange spitting at us is just TSKR xD Ui-mama is Iinchou's mama and Iinchou is Kenmochi's mama. _Perfectly balanced as all things should be_ Lmao Ryushen is so lucky, didn't have to pay for the 90$ water lol Tomoe, what a cultured woman... I hope Sukoya didn't listen to that particular stream xD
The fact Hima said, “Watson Bakery” with such absolute confidence not once, but AGAIN a second time will never not be funny to me. Like, “oh did he mishear me or something? I better repeat myself to set it right.” Absolute gold, love her. 😂
For reference, the song Ran sing at the end is a very famous stand up joke from どぶろっく.th-cam.com/video/oBp6wqQna8w/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=ComedyJapanComedyJapan Fumino Tamaki also sang their other song やらかしちまぁった in her famous "forget to turn off stream" stream.
Like lambs to the slaughter - Probably didn't take the bottles (lol marketing tagline) - Probably didn't actually see individual bottles - Hopefully were 800mL
I just want to know why they were charged so much for VOSS. Over here I can just go to Tesco and buy a bottle for like £1.50. Like bruh, $15, talk about a scam.
th-cam.com/video/POglTeftNPA/w-d-xo.html It's a song that appeared in Japanese television for something called Dirty Joke GP 2018 But it does take big balls for Ran nee-san to sing that on stream, respect to her
@@isabellajemica no well it's not like we have to know every single thing about this world ik the president was change but i had never seen his face nor know his name
16:47 I'm Japanese and I found a small wrong translation. I'm sorry if I sound picky. This 'Sentou' dosen't mean battle, It means the public bath. There two words have same pronunciation. If I translate that part, 銭湯でみんなが二度見する: Sentou de minna ga nidomi suru ➡️(so humongous c0ck that) everyone does a double take at the public bath Sorry for my broken English and I wish every oversea bros enjoy Nijisanji livers' stream!
@@MofuMofuSubs Just want to point out too that in 12:10, Yashiro says 'Panya hiraiteiru' which translates to 'He's opening a bakery' which actually makes it event funnier
I'm laughing at Hima for calling him "Watson Bakery" But I'm no better cause I legit can't remember his first name and the only thing I can think of is "Biden's Husband"
My goodness, the lyrics to the last song was real, I thought she just replaced some of the words to fit the game but I found the original jp video just now
8:13 Yep, they're grown men. The best kind, except Kou (14yo) xD Hima???? Lmao who's Watson Bakery *"I screamed too loud and my wife looked at me with disgust"* Poor Gwelu, dad is having it rough lol 13:02 Aaaaaaaaaaa just get married already!! Finally the princess carry, GunKan fans are so blessed xD Yep it doesn't happen... right? Lol Utako, FBI is going to catch her sooner or later 16:00 I just love Ran-nee, she sang so beautifully to get _Ochinchin._ She deserved it xD
nijisanji really is the best thoo, you can literally get the sweetest, funniest or sadest moments with them. its like ur seeing a big family hanging out and having fun~
Thank you for the compilation!! I still can't get over Hima's Watson Bakery www- Hayase's singing was really good as well, I guess god answered her wishes
1:23 LMFAO I did not expect him to pussy out like that. That water story, lmfao that's way too expensive, feels similar to those bottled waters they sell on the airports. 5:52 Kenmochi's so good at sounding like an actual scum XD 6:39 Perfectly Understandable. 8:06 I really can't get enough of people being excited about these words. 8:50 Wow, that's kinda bold to do that, was she legit? 10:12 I can't blame her, I don't even know who the current Japanese president is, but Watson Bakery had me bursting. And do they really play that song during the sales? That's way too amusing. 14:03 Akina? You're treading on dangerous grounds here. 14:07 I remember a female classmate of mine mentioned to me that she and her brother do lewd stuff as well, she was probably bullshitting me though as we were in grade school. 16:04 Her singing is amazing but this caught me way off guard, what the fuck. And she actually got it lmfao. I feel like this should be uploaded separately as well as it's way too gold Thanks for another one of these man, they're way too fun and pretty much make my week happy.
This is my first time watching Nijisanji clips and I’ll try to say this in the nicest way possible… what the hell is going on anyways, i’m going to follow them now
Source of the ichimotsu song is DobuRock. If I remember correctly it's their award winning skit for 2018/19. They performed it in the year-end No Laughing Batsu of 2019 with one of the (former) SMAP members. th-cam.com/video/POglTeftNPA/w-d-xo.html
How could I only find this channel and your compilation series now?? God. That editing and flow, also the natural wording.... Instant subscribe. 11/10. Bless you. Thank you for providing us with the compact chaotic dose of 2434. 🙏🏻
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Ran-neehcan using her talent to the fullest potential
12:55 sorry about the wrong name, it should be "Kanda Shoichi" instead of "Eli Conifer"
Gundou Mirei has a typo too
@@twofiftysix ... m a y b e i n e e d Q C
@@MofuMofuSubs 16:32 importance too
@@MofuMofuSubs you need someone to help you.
@@MofuMofuSubs hmu if ya need help
The story of the water makes me so annoyed. Voss is legitimately such a scum company that has been caught using tap water and marketing it as some fancy rich people shit. There have been many blind taste tests people did, and there is NO difference, it's not magically delicious or anything. You're paying $15 for every-day water. And that waiter is even more scummier for serving something they didn't order and charging them for it. Feel so bad for them lol (well maybe not ryushen because ryushen got out of it grass)
Ah, yes. American President *W A T S O N B A K E R Y*
It's like a Metal Wolf side character.
@@serrabrana now that you think about it, yeah, It is
the fun y thing is biden would actually agree too this. i mean the civil war didn't had enough air ports after all
funny valentine vs. watson bakery
I didn’t know Amelia Watson owned a bakery must be full of Watson concoction
I swear the last two clips were like a fever dream.
That water story is oddly relatable. idk what it is with fancy restaurants and having incredibly overpriced water.
that clip of hayase singing has me howling
If Ui-mama is Mito’s mother... does this mean that Ui is Kenmochi’s grandma?!
So the grandson had made the grandma a loli...?
@@ARCDisrupterX My head hurts thinking about this....
THE SONG???????????? at first i was like oh this is really pretty........ and then it got even better
Ange being reminded of her christmas cake woes already had me giggling mad XDDD
Thank you for the compilation. Really boosting my mood after doing so many assignment
The whole vid was a roller coaster ride - start to finish - but, I don't think I've heard Sou sing before; elation and confusion can be a helluva cocktail. 11 out of 10, MofuMofu.
14:55 is an absolute masterpiece
And the best part is you can buy Voss here under 45 pounds for a 24 pack, they got ripped off, HARD
Aahhhh I'm so gladdd. I saw some Japanese clip of some of this and I'm glad there's one with English sub😭😭 THANK YOU FOR DOING god workkkkk!!
MofuMofu back again, delivering the best Nijisanji clips. Keep up the good work man, these clips were hilarious.
A literal Bakery would be better at this point. THANK YOU FOR THE TRANSLATIONS!!
Ange spitting at us is just TSKR xD
Ui-mama is Iinchou's mama and Iinchou is Kenmochi's mama. _Perfectly balanced as all things should be_
Lmao Ryushen is so lucky, didn't have to pay for the 90$ water lol
Tomoe, what a cultured woman... I hope Sukoya didn't listen to that particular stream xD
Oh Sukoya knows about it, she teased Tomoe about that during their karaoke stream.
That's actually talent....with some uhhhh hmmmm "interesting" lyrics
6:12 Nijisanji members and Touya relationship in a nutshell.
The fact Hima said, “Watson Bakery” with such absolute confidence not once, but AGAIN a second time will never not be funny to me. Like, “oh did he mishear me or something? I better repeat myself to set it right.” Absolute gold, love her. 😂
I come here looking for copper, and I found gold.
Well, another rabbit hole to descent, then.
The ending song... I really felt that bruh
I wanna sing that last one with the truest of friends i can gather
this was so fun to watch!! i was planning to watch just a bit before sleeping but time passed quick 😭😭😂
For reference, the song Ran sing at the end is a very famous stand up joke from どぶろっく.th-cam.com/video/oBp6wqQna8w/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=ComedyJapanComedyJapan
Fumino Tamaki also sang their other song やらかしちまぁった in her famous "forget to turn off stream" stream.
Honhima never ceases to amaze me
All hail Watson Bakery
The fact you can buy voss water here for like, 4 dollars a bottle is what makes that clip hurt so hard
Like lambs to the slaughter
- Probably didn't take the bottles (lol marketing tagline)
- Probably didn't actually see individual bottles
- Hopefully were 800mL
6:30 Girl you are so me. I feel both attacked and happy at the same time.
4:18 damn, 2434 staff built different. They really do let their livers talk about just about anything lmfao
Ochinchin finally came. 😊
Chaika and the boys always the gold one lmao
The last clip oh my god
That waa so mean of Hoshikawa to throw!
But pretty much a Hoshikawa thing to do
That restaurant sounds insanely scummy. Not only does Voss not cost that much, they didn't even order it and its not even great water.
I just want to know why they were charged so much for VOSS. Over here I can just go to Tesco and buy a bottle for like £1.50. Like bruh, $15, talk about a scam.
"I want to drink her breast milk". Kana are you seeing this!?
on 12:50 who's eli colifer?
the VOSS water tastes like normal water though.....
I mean you can apparently taste some difference but in the end it's water so even 10 dollars per Liter is excessive.
Whats so expensive about it anyway?
@@yowaifps brand mostly maybe the location but they probably just have an insane mark up.
The 'Talent' segment has real Ninja Sex Party energy
Epic compilation.. aahahahahhah.. nice one.
6:49 wait i didn't know that host club reopened. wonder what tamaki put those boys plus belmond through again
LMAO FUWA-
すげえ!これ全部ほんやくしているんですか!? すごいです!
有難うございます！
日本語と動画編集の勉強結構頑張っているので、そういう褒め言葉は物凄く嬉しいです！
They play stars and stripes forever during sales, and I thought we cheapened the song by putting it in movies
i like how the waa~ subtitiles spin with kanda-san
14:55 im curious is that an actual song, or its just our queen improvising a whole song on the fly
th-cam.com/video/POglTeftNPA/w-d-xo.html
It's a song that appeared in Japanese television for something called Dirty Joke GP 2018
But it does take big balls for Ran nee-san to sing that on stream, respect to her
@@giraffeee oh wow thank you!!
@@giraffeee Thanks, was wondering what this was about as well.
so anyone got a clip of just that song in the last clip?
lmao biden's ori song
2:32 big nichijou vibes
8:09
That's how I introduce Nijisanji to my friends
9:40 Did...did she rob these people
Water is free tho, granted you still need to filter it, but yeah...
you know despite everything I hope we can all stand behind.... president watson bakery, whoever that is lol
Don't you even know,he's the current president of america
Used to bake bread in his neighborhood alo
I love how HonHima is like, dumb(?) in very specific way. She's not just regular stupid, she's advanced stupid.
"Is this his theme song?"
No, but actually yes
@@isabellajemica no well it's not like we have to know every single thing about this world ik the president was change but i had never seen his face nor know his name
16:47
I'm Japanese and I found a small wrong translation. I'm sorry if I sound picky.
This 'Sentou' dosen't mean battle, It means the public bath. There two words have same pronunciation.
If I translate that part,
銭湯でみんなが二度見する: Sentou de minna ga nidomi suru
➡️(so humongous c0ck that) everyone does a double take at the public bath
Sorry for my broken English and I wish every oversea bros enjoy Nijisanji livers' stream!
Ooooo fuck you're right!
Thanks for pointing that out. I wasn't really thinking much when I was translating that line.
it got even better now
ah it also show in Hataraku Maou sama when the hero emilia stalk Sadao and his general.
@@MofuMofuSubs Just want to point out too that in 12:10, Yashiro says 'Panya hiraiteiru' which translates to 'He's opening a bakery' which actually makes it event funnier
your english is better than some native speakers’ english, honestly
The idea of the American anthem being played at a supermarket is hilarious.
that wasn’t the anthem, but the song played by the “president’s own” marine band
Yeah…that’s not the anthem
It's The Stars and Stripes Forever by John Philip Sousa
ok but hayase rly went off in the last clip
I was not epecting that at all.
i didn’t even know she could hit notes like that
@@fukari26 ikr- she put her fcking soul into it
@Ani Lovedogs lmao
God that Yashiro and Himari is gold! I can't stop laughing at "Watson Bakery"!
Tomoe and her priorities with her wife never cease to amaze me lmao
I’m sure Sukoya-san has taken notice… lol
the stars fkn aligned during that last clip. Ded with laughter. Holy. Pure, unadulterated entertainment.
The final clip was gold
Ya, I need a clip of that xd
That song is a banger...even when you know the text. XD
And her voice is fire XD
That one of the catchy Japanese song you can hear out loud when nobody else understands Japanese.
what's the song's title?
I'm laughing at Hima for calling him "Watson Bakery"
But I'm no better cause I legit can't remember his first name and the only thing I can think of is "Biden's Husband"
Who's joe
@@isabellajemica joe mama
@@yujutheworld who's joe mama?
@@hruaipi3842 Your mama
@@hruaipi3842 ligma balls
*bass drop*
12:01 "Watson Bakery", man this made me laugh so hard lmao. Thanks for the TL
That last clip cleared my skin, paid my bills, and fed my kids
I'm learning Japanese right now, but after reading Utako's chat, should I quit?
there are 2 sides to culture...
I thought that that would motivate you to keep going XD
*looking at a translator running away from Utako... well, I'll take Utako and her chat as my final JLPT test
As a wise clam farmer have said NEVER GIVE UP
It's a wall to overcome xD
My goodness, the lyrics to the last song was real, I thought she just replaced some of the words to fit the game but I found the original jp video just now
what's the name of the song ?
I want to know too
@@juliowagner9073 th-cam.com/video/POglTeftNPA/w-d-xo.html
@@witnessXs Amazing, absolutely amazing thank you so much lmao.
@@witnessXs Nice find. It's pure gold
I want to get a bf just so I can drop a “I just got a boyfriend~ Thanks Ange!” in her stream lol
Kanda x Gundou is too fucking perfect not to be real and that's the most annoying irony in this planet.
Unless...
@@Z4242545 Only God know
The game answering Ran Neechan's wish was the cherry on top
with such an expensive price, maybe they have really drunk the real
v i t a m i n w a t e r
8:13 Yep, they're grown men. The best kind, except Kou (14yo) xD
Hima???? Lmao who's Watson Bakery
*"I screamed too loud and my wife looked at me with disgust"* Poor Gwelu, dad is having it rough lol
13:02 Aaaaaaaaaaa just get married already!! Finally the princess carry, GunKan fans are so blessed xD
Yep it doesn't happen... right? Lol Utako, FBI is going to catch her sooner or later
16:00 I just love Ran-nee, she sang so beautifully to get _Ochinchin._ She deserved it xD
hehe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
nijisanji really is the best thoo, you can literally get the sweetest, funniest or sadest moments with them. its like ur seeing a big family hanging out and having fun~
Ange's viewers boasting about their taken status to her lol
"Please use my sword"
- DT_Akina
finally getting into nijisanji was such a good idea. Coming from watching hololive it feels like when i first discovered vtubers back in early 2020
Tamaki's suffering was gold
Tho I'm not a sadist
Lol I heard Nijisanji was wild but I didn't know it was this wild.
Here I come, dick jokes.
This is just the beggining, Nijisanji is way more more wild and loud lol
Yashiro wheezing is pure gold
That last clip is legendary, I'm really glad that I was able to see it live. She just suddenly broke into song lol
Who knew I'd actually be moved by the word "Ochinchin"
That last clip was one of the greatest things mankind has ever produced
Thank you for the compilation!! I still can't get over Hima's Watson Bakery www- Hayase's singing was really good as well, I guess god answered her wishes
Damn, Hayase is as legendary as ever.
Great use of Hayase's talent
HonHima and her airhead never cease to amaze me, i've been laughing since the start when she said she heard the song in the supermarket lol
I still can't get over that otintin song.
Well, at least god of tintin hear her plea
You can check ako too she sing gigantic otn when play nkodice that so funny
@@kiralav9151 really? I shall check it out now
This compilation is a timeless masterpiece
0:54 sometimes I forgot that Watame and Ui-mama are the same person lol
8:47 the ochinchin came hahaha
14:47 Bro, I need that clip apart LMFAO
"I was on a low carb diet"
"We got pasta and pizza"
wait hol up
If there wasn't any subtitles for the last clip, I would have just thought it was some great singing of a more traditional song
1:23 LMFAO I did not expect him to pussy out like that.
That water story, lmfao that's way too expensive, feels similar to those bottled waters they sell on the airports.
5:52 Kenmochi's so good at sounding like an actual scum XD
6:39 Perfectly Understandable.
8:06 I really can't get enough of people being excited about these words.
8:50 Wow, that's kinda bold to do that, was she legit?
10:12 I can't blame her, I don't even know who the current Japanese president is, but Watson Bakery had me bursting. And do they really play that song during the sales? That's way too amusing.
14:03 Akina? You're treading on dangerous grounds here.
14:07 I remember a female classmate of mine mentioned to me that she and her brother do lewd stuff as well, she was probably bullshitting me though as we were in grade school.
16:04 Her singing is amazing but this caught me way off guard, what the fuck. And she actually got it lmfao. I feel like this should be uploaded separately as well as it's way too gold
Thanks for another one of these man, they're way too fun and pretty much make my week happy.
This is my first time watching Nijisanji clips and I’ll try to say this in the nicest way possible…
what the hell is going on
anyways, i’m going to follow them now
I recommend watching the clips of Nijisanji AmonGuys collab and Nijisanji ID Among Us collab, you will laugh hard
Bruh that clip with tamaki sounded like norio just coming out of tamaki's soul
90$ water
Source of the ichimotsu song is DobuRock. If I remember correctly it's their award winning skit for 2018/19. They performed it in the year-end No Laughing Batsu of 2019 with one of the (former) SMAP members.
th-cam.com/video/POglTeftNPA/w-d-xo.html
How could I only find this channel and your compilation series now?? God. That editing and flow, also the natural wording....
Instant subscribe. 11/10. Bless you. Thank you for providing us with the compact chaotic dose of 2434. 🙏🏻
12:02
Yashiro dying and desk kunning made me lose it so much im crying XDDDDD
“Is it Wrong to want to Drink Your Lesbian Wife’s Breast Milk” is the latest light novel
OMG
Watson Bakery segment got me laughing as hard as Yashiro was.
fucking hell man I love Nijisanji making my stomach hurts from laughing especially that Watson Bakery LMAO