@@isabellajemica no well it's not like we have to know every single thing about this world ik the president was change but i had never seen his face nor know his name
The story of the water makes me so annoyed. Voss is legitimately such a scum company that has been caught using tap water and marketing it as some fancy rich people shit. There have been many blind taste tests people did, and there is NO difference, it's not magically delicious or anything. You're paying $15 for every-day water. And that waiter is even more scummier for serving something they didn't order and charging them for it. Feel so bad for them lol (well maybe not ryushen because ryushen got out of it grass)
16:47 I'm Japanese and I found a small wrong translation. I'm sorry if I sound picky. This 'Sentou' dosen't mean battle, It means the public bath. There two words have same pronunciation. If I translate that part, 銭湯でみんなが二度見する: Sentou de minna ga nidomi suru ➡️(so humongous c0ck that) everyone does a double take at the public bath Sorry for my broken English and I wish every oversea bros enjoy Nijisanji livers' stream!
@@MofuMofuSubs Just want to point out too that in 12:10, Yashiro says 'Panya hiraiteiru' which translates to 'He's opening a bakery' which actually makes it event funnier
I'm laughing at Hima for calling him "Watson Bakery" But I'm no better cause I legit can't remember his first name and the only thing I can think of is "Biden's Husband"
My goodness, the lyrics to the last song was real, I thought she just replaced some of the words to fit the game but I found the original jp video just now
nijisanji really is the best thoo, you can literally get the sweetest, funniest or sadest moments with them. its like ur seeing a big family hanging out and having fun~
8:13 Yep, they're grown men. The best kind, except Kou (14yo) xD Hima???? Lmao who's Watson Bakery *"I screamed too loud and my wife looked at me with disgust"* Poor Gwelu, dad is having it rough lol 13:02 Aaaaaaaaaaa just get married already!! Finally the princess carry, GunKan fans are so blessed xD Yep it doesn't happen... right? Lol Utako, FBI is going to catch her sooner or later 16:00 I just love Ran-nee, she sang so beautifully to get _Ochinchin._ She deserved it xD
Thank you for the compilation!! I still can't get over Hima's Watson Bakery www- Hayase's singing was really good as well, I guess god answered her wishes
How could I only find this channel and your compilation series now?? God. That editing and flow, also the natural wording.... Instant subscribe. 11/10. Bless you. Thank you for providing us with the compact chaotic dose of 2434. 🙏🏻
The whole vid was a roller coaster ride - start to finish - but, I don't think I've heard Sou sing before; elation and confusion can be a helluva cocktail. 11 out of 10, MofuMofu.
The fact Hima said, “Watson Bakery” with such absolute confidence not once, but AGAIN a second time will never not be funny to me. Like, “oh did he mishear me or something? I better repeat myself to set it right.” Absolute gold, love her. 😂
This is my first time watching Nijisanji clips and I’ll try to say this in the nicest way possible… what the hell is going on anyways, i’m going to follow them now
1:23 LMFAO I did not expect him to pussy out like that. That water story, lmfao that's way too expensive, feels similar to those bottled waters they sell on the airports. 5:52 Kenmochi's so good at sounding like an actual scum XD 6:39 Perfectly Understandable. 8:06 I really can't get enough of people being excited about these words. 8:50 Wow, that's kinda bold to do that, was she legit? 10:12 I can't blame her, I don't even know who the current Japanese president is, but Watson Bakery had me bursting. And do they really play that song during the sales? That's way too amusing. 14:03 Akina? You're treading on dangerous grounds here. 14:07 I remember a female classmate of mine mentioned to me that she and her brother do lewd stuff as well, she was probably bullshitting me though as we were in grade school. 16:04 Her singing is amazing but this caught me way off guard, what the fuck. And she actually got it lmfao. I feel like this should be uploaded separately as well as it's way too gold Thanks for another one of these man, they're way too fun and pretty much make my week happy.
If anyone is actually curious, the price of a 24-pack of Voss Water is around $60 USD. If they wanted to sell it at profit, they would only need to do a 300% markup per bottle and it'd still be half of what they were selling it for.
In what country is that? Here in the UK a 12-pack of 800ml is £28.80, twice that is $80 USD, so without markup it should be $3.33 per bottle or $20, that's CRAZY but it is actually 350% markup, close to what you proposed.
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Ran-neehcan using her talent to the fullest potential
12:55 sorry about the wrong name, it should be "Kanda Shoichi" instead of "Eli Conifer"
Gundou Mirei has a typo too
@@twofiftysix ... m a y b e i n e e d Q C
@@MofuMofuSubs 16:32 importance too
@@MofuMofuSubs you need someone to help you.
@@MofuMofuSubs hmu if ya need help
Ah, yes. American President *W A T S O N B A K E R Y*
It's like a Metal Wolf side character.
@@serrabrana now that you think about it, yeah, It is
the fun y thing is biden would actually agree too this. i mean the civil war didn't had enough air ports after all
funny valentine vs. watson bakery
I didn’t know Amelia Watson owned a bakery must be full of Watson concoction
you know despite everything I hope we can all stand behind.... president watson bakery, whoever that is lol
Don't you even know,he's the current president of america
Used to bake bread in his neighborhood alo
I love how HonHima is like, dumb(?) in very specific way. She's not just regular stupid, she's advanced stupid.
"Is this his theme song?"
No, but actually yes
@@isabellajemica no well it's not like we have to know every single thing about this world ik the president was change but i had never seen his face nor know his name
The story of the water makes me so annoyed. Voss is legitimately such a scum company that has been caught using tap water and marketing it as some fancy rich people shit. There have been many blind taste tests people did, and there is NO difference, it's not magically delicious or anything. You're paying $15 for every-day water. And that waiter is even more scummier for serving something they didn't order and charging them for it. Feel so bad for them lol (well maybe not ryushen because ryushen got out of it grass)
16:47
I'm Japanese and I found a small wrong translation. I'm sorry if I sound picky.
This 'Sentou' dosen't mean battle, It means the public bath. There two words have same pronunciation.
If I translate that part,
銭湯でみんなが二度見する: Sentou de minna ga nidomi suru
➡️(so humongous c0ck that) everyone does a double take at the public bath
Sorry for my broken English and I wish every oversea bros enjoy Nijisanji livers' stream!
Ooooo fuck you're right!
Thanks for pointing that out. I wasn't really thinking much when I was translating that line.
it got even better now
ah it also show in Hataraku Maou sama when the hero emilia stalk Sadao and his general.
@@MofuMofuSubs Just want to point out too that in 12:10, Yashiro says 'Panya hiraiteiru' which translates to 'He's opening a bakery' which actually makes it event funnier
your english is better than some native speakers’ english, honestly
ok but hayase rly went off in the last clip
I was not epecting that at all.
i didn’t even know she could hit notes like that
@@fukari26 ikr- she put her fcking soul into it
@Ani Lovedogs lmao
The idea of the American anthem being played at a supermarket is hilarious.
that wasn’t the anthem, but the song played by the “president’s own” marine band
Yeah…that’s not the anthem
It's The Stars and Stripes Forever by John Philip Sousa
Tomoe and her priorities with her wife never cease to amaze me lmao
I’m sure Sukoya-san has taken notice… lol
The final clip was gold
Ya, I need a clip of that xd
That song is a banger...even when you know the text. XD
And her voice is fire XD
That one of the catchy Japanese song you can hear out loud when nobody else understands Japanese.
what's the song's title?
God that Yashiro and Himari is gold! I can't stop laughing at "Watson Bakery"!
the stars fkn aligned during that last clip. Ded with laughter. Holy. Pure, unadulterated entertainment.
That last clip cleared my skin, paid my bills, and fed my kids
The game answering Ran Neechan's wish was the cherry on top
That water story is oddly relatable. idk what it is with fancy restaurants and having incredibly overpriced water.
12:01 "Watson Bakery", man this made me laugh so hard lmao. Thanks for the TL
I swear the last two clips were like a fever dream.
I'm laughing at Hima for calling him "Watson Bakery"
But I'm no better cause I legit can't remember his first name and the only thing I can think of is "Biden's Husband"
Who's joe
@@isabellajemica joe mama
@@yujutheworld who's joe mama?
@@hruaipi3842 Your mama
@@hruaipi3842 ligma balls
*bass drop*
My goodness, the lyrics to the last song was real, I thought she just replaced some of the words to fit the game but I found the original jp video just now
what's the name of the song ?
I want to know too
@@juliowagner9073 th-cam.com/video/POglTeftNPA/w-d-xo.html
@@witnessXs Amazing, absolutely amazing thank you so much lmao.
@@witnessXs Nice find. It's pure gold
nijisanji really is the best thoo, you can literally get the sweetest, funniest or sadest moments with them. its like ur seeing a big family hanging out and having fun~
with such an expensive price, maybe they have really drunk the real
v i t a m i n w a t e r
This compilation is a timeless masterpiece
I want to get a bf just so I can drop a “I just got a boyfriend~ Thanks Ange!” in her stream lol
8:13 Yep, they're grown men. The best kind, except Kou (14yo) xD
Hima???? Lmao who's Watson Bakery
*"I screamed too loud and my wife looked at me with disgust"* Poor Gwelu, dad is having it rough lol
13:02 Aaaaaaaaaaa just get married already!! Finally the princess carry, GunKan fans are so blessed xD
Yep it doesn't happen... right? Lol Utako, FBI is going to catch her sooner or later
16:00 I just love Ran-nee, she sang so beautifully to get _Ochinchin._ She deserved it xD
hehe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That last clip is legendary, I'm really glad that I was able to see it live. She just suddenly broke into song lol
"Please use my sword"
- DT_Akina
Ange's viewers boasting about their taken status to her lol
That last clip was one of the greatest things mankind has ever produced
Kanda x Gundou is too fucking perfect not to be real and that's the most annoying irony in this planet.
Unless...
@@Z4242545 Only God know
that clip of hayase singing has me howling
Thank you for the compilation!! I still can't get over Hima's Watson Bakery www- Hayase's singing was really good as well, I guess god answered her wishes
Yashiro wheezing is pure gold
HonHima and her airhead never cease to amaze me, i've been laughing since the start when she said she heard the song in the supermarket lol
finally getting into nijisanji was such a good idea. Coming from watching hololive it feels like when i first discovered vtubers back in early 2020
Great use of Hayase's talent
If Ui-mama is Mito’s mother... does this mean that Ui is Kenmochi’s grandma?!
So the grandson had made the grandma a loli...?
@@ARCDisrupterX My head hurts thinking about this....
Damn, Hayase is as legendary as ever.
Tamaki's suffering was gold
Tho I'm not a sadist
THE SONG???????????? at first i was like oh this is really pretty........ and then it got even better
How could I only find this channel and your compilation series now?? God. That editing and flow, also the natural wording....
Instant subscribe. 11/10. Bless you. Thank you for providing us with the compact chaotic dose of 2434. 🙏🏻
this is the most cursed and blessed vid I've ever seen, thank you.
"I was on a low carb diet"
"We got pasta and pizza"
wait hol up
I'm learning Japanese right now, but after reading Utako's chat, should I quit?
there are 2 sides to culture...
I thought that that would motivate you to keep going XD
*looking at a translator running away from Utako... well, I'll take Utako and her chat as my final JLPT test
As a wise clam farmer have said NEVER GIVE UP
It's a wall to overcome xD
12:02
Yashiro dying and desk kunning made me lose it so much im crying XDDDDD
I really respect you for making these kinds of videos! o7
I still can't get over that otintin song.
Well, at least god of tintin hear her plea
You can check ako too she sing gigantic otn when play nkodice that so funny
@@kiralav9151 really? I shall check it out now
Your editing makes all of these clips tons of fun to watch, please do make more! I can't stop binge watching them hahahah
Ange being reminded of her christmas cake woes already had me giggling mad XDDD
Ty lots for links in description!
bro this compilation is so good, keep up the god's work. i was laughing so hard at "watson bakery" LMAOOOO
14:55 is an absolute masterpiece
The whole vid was a roller coaster ride - start to finish - but, I don't think I've heard Sou sing before; elation and confusion can be a helluva cocktail. 11 out of 10, MofuMofu.
props for translating all 3 perspectives on the water story
Who knew I'd actually be moved by the word "Ochinchin"
Your clips are godly and you are magnificent.
OMG
Watson Bakery segment got me laughing as hard as Yashiro was.
Thank you for the compilation. Really boosting my mood after doing so many assignment
thank you for the clips and tls! a lot of comments pointed out some mistakes so i hope youre not overworking yourself and staying safe!!
A literal Bakery would be better at this point. THANK YOU FOR THE TRANSLATIONS!!
Thanks for the gunkan clip! Definitely needed to be in one of these lol,
If there wasn't any subtitles for the last clip, I would have just thought it was some great singing of a more traditional song
The song in the end is stuck in my head now
0:54 sometimes I forgot that Watame and Ui-mama are the same person lol
8:47 the ochinchin came hahaha
14:47 Bro, I need that clip apart LMFAO
MofuMofu back again, delivering the best Nijisanji clips. Keep up the good work man, these clips were hilarious.
8:15
"These are grown men"
*That's what makes it hundred times much much more enjoyable*
1:20 "I'll catch it! Just you watch!", 1:23 *proceeds to dodge the ball* xDDD
Someone forgot to tell Hoshikawa they weren't playing dodgeball.
I didn't knew that Nijisanji existed a few moments ago, but this video and that last clip, they just sold me wow
Oh god this is amazing
Aahhhh I'm so gladdd. I saw some Japanese clip of some of this and I'm glad there's one with English sub😭😭 THANK YOU FOR DOING god workkkkk!!
thnx for making me laugh in these hard times
In the last clip at first I was wondering why chat was 草-ing at her singing such an emotional song, but then the chorus hits, and it was beautiful.
Bruh that clip with tamaki sounded like norio just coming out of tamaki's soul
this was so fun to watch!! i was planning to watch just a bit before sleeping but time passed quick 😭😭😂
Thank you for the compilation! 10:26 was hilarious
Good work on the editing as well!
You are so quick to make this compilation so that GunKan 3D stream extended my life span by 10 years
Thanks for the TL ❤
That's actually talent....with some uhhhh hmmmm "interesting" lyrics
The fact Hima said, “Watson Bakery” with such absolute confidence not once, but AGAIN a second time will never not be funny to me. Like, “oh did he mishear me or something? I better repeat myself to set it right.” Absolute gold, love her. 😂
Last clip was a thing of beauty. Amazing voice.
And the best part is you can buy Voss here under 45 pounds for a 24 pack, they got ripped off, HARD
fucking hell man I love Nijisanji making my stomach hurts from laughing especially that Watson Bakery LMAO
The ending song... I really felt that bruh
great compilation
This is my first time watching Nijisanji clips and I’ll try to say this in the nicest way possible…
what the hell is going on
anyways, i’m going to follow them now
I recommend watching the clips of Nijisanji AmonGuys collab and Nijisanji ID Among Us collab, you will laugh hard
I come here looking for copper, and I found gold.
Well, another rabbit hole to descent, then.
OCHIN CHIN!!!!!!! HELL YEA!!!!
-Nijisanji boys, 2021
Jesus, Watson Bakery. I can't. 😂
just imagine sitting in your house just kinda chilling, then your neighbor just starts screaming "OCHINCHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The efforts she putted into the song
Further more it's nice oh my www
Thanks for the translations!
6:12 Nijisanji members and Touya relationship in a nutshell.
0:50 - LMAO 🤣
great clips 👌
Honhima never ceases to amaze me
Lol I heard Nijisanji was wild but I didn't know it was this wild.
Here I come, dick jokes.
This is just the beggining, Nijisanji is way more more wild and loud lol
nkodice is the greatest gift from god to mankind
I wanna sing that last one with the truest of friends i can gather
1:23 LMFAO I did not expect him to pussy out like that.
That water story, lmfao that's way too expensive, feels similar to those bottled waters they sell on the airports.
5:52 Kenmochi's so good at sounding like an actual scum XD
6:39 Perfectly Understandable.
8:06 I really can't get enough of people being excited about these words.
8:50 Wow, that's kinda bold to do that, was she legit?
10:12 I can't blame her, I don't even know who the current Japanese president is, but Watson Bakery had me bursting. And do they really play that song during the sales? That's way too amusing.
14:03 Akina? You're treading on dangerous grounds here.
14:07 I remember a female classmate of mine mentioned to me that she and her brother do lewd stuff as well, she was probably bullshitting me though as we were in grade school.
16:04 Her singing is amazing but this caught me way off guard, what the fuck. And she actually got it lmfao. I feel like this should be uploaded separately as well as it's way too gold
Thanks for another one of these man, they're way too fun and pretty much make my week happy.
“Is it Wrong to want to Drink Your Lesbian Wife’s Breast Milk” is the latest light novel
8:12 Just another day with the bois
If anyone is actually curious, the price of a 24-pack of Voss Water is around $60 USD.
If they wanted to sell it at profit, they would only need to do a 300% markup per bottle and it'd still be half of what they were selling it for.
In what country is that? Here in the UK a 12-pack of 800ml is £28.80, twice that is $80 USD, so without markup it should be $3.33 per bottle or $20, that's CRAZY but it is actually 350% markup, close to what you proposed.
@@benkoskinen3871 Canada. Speaking as a person who sold it at a food store and handled the ordering.
"So there really is a God"
-Hayase Sou, probably
i need that head patting Mito iinchou gif!!! 🙇🏻♂️