How to impress a Greek girl

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[@NeemaNaz]

Coming to USA for my first ever standup comedy tour. What city should I hit? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@arsenalfan1707]

New york LA

[@NeemaNaz]

@@arsenalfan1707 coming in April!!! check my website :)

[@patrickp6932]

Atlanta

[@Matdildi]

Hahahaha 😂😜that could be true..

[@ahmadkin027imad9]

Cafeteria City

[@Redline767]

"are you British?"
"Beans"
"No bloody way mate! me too!"

[@TheStudent02]

😂😂😂😂

[@DavidW-us4ym]

Beans means

[@void_360]

​@@DavidW-us4ymBritish people mostly eat bread and beans. They include beans in everything. It's just a stereotype as i wish

[@shadykid5939]

Thats more mexican, fish and chips is more british

[@void_360]

@@shadykid5939 idk. But whenever I hear the words "breakfast and beans" it's British for me

[@reddeadnorse6989]

“Are you Italian?”
“Olive Oil.”
“Oh my gosh I’m Italian too!”

[@Chorophilax]

"Ravioli."

[@Blasphemousa]

Proud to be Italian 😂😜

[@isadiasheikh]

🤣🤣

[@Ranteray]

xD

[@RHR147]

Best olive oil is from spain

[@shrekscrusader1139]

“Are you Portuguese?”
“SIUUUUUUUUUUUU”
“SIUUUUUUUUUUUU”

[@murshidahmad1128]

SIUUUUUUUU

[@nachorodriguez6380]

SIUUUUUUUUU

[@zweihander00]

SIUUUUUUUUU

[@CrazyGaming-zh3qk]

SIUUUUUUU

[@cheesegrease9469]

SIUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@phosphor6531]

“Are you black?”
*lawyer advised me not to complete the joke*

[@mouila]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zebrasnot6819]

"Watermelon grape soda crime!!!"

[@pheonixgray6078]

Is that my bike?

[@precious14stones]

Damn😂

[@zizi5721]

​@@pheonixgray6078 😂😂😂😂

[@Are0hEssEss]

"...."
"...."
"Omg, I'm Finnish, too!"

[@bakiciciteye_7702]

what does it mean tho

[@CultOfSol777]

@@bakiciciteye_7702 Finns hate small talk, are more introverted and enjoy silence and I totally feel that

[@y25151956]

​@@CultOfSol777I dated a Finnish girl. I remember before I dated her I walked with her for two weeks to uni from the dorms. I did all the talking she smiled then I saw her drinking you can probably tell the rest. She invited me for coffee at 9pm awkward people I like em

[@MYTHNL90]

Bwoah

[@TheZcarekrow]

Perkele

[@notaethetic8063]

"Are you American?"
"That's Offensive."
"Oh my gosh I'm American too!"

[@lmaolol8892]

dude youtube asked about your comment and i rated it as a 5. Btw, youtube does this when you get report on your comment lol

[@JM-st1le]

Underated

[@lickow3820]

Best one

[@spinash7864]

🤣

[@JunnyR-qw8jh]

Best comment lmao

[@Harry7_1_1]

"Are you Russian?"
"No noo i am from England,Amerika"
"Me too Comrade"

[@ComradeMiladin]

Who's your president?

[@Geoluke-420]

Uh...Michael Jordan.

[@escapist279]

"Are you Russian?"
"Suka"
"Blyat"

[@slushyboostudio]

suka is a polish cure word. it means b*tch

[@BondJFK]

​@@ComradeMiladinTrump

[@Psychy]

"Are you Irish?"
"I have potatoes!"
"Liar."

[@jdprettynails]

This is the best one

[@muhammadtaaseenmirza2242]

Shudv said
“Aa yu oirish”
“Tapa tha murnin”
“[both tap dance merrily ever after]”

[@linnolafsen]

His crack is to big

[@joebees21]

​@@muhammadtaaseenmirza2242 Tap dance?

[@Cessnapilotintraining]

“Are you Australian?”
“ɯɐ I sǝ⅄”
“¡ooʇ ǝW ¡¡ʎɐʍ oN”

[@dragos83534_]

Lol

[@peterelmo2181]

Welcome to the land down under!

[@connormcgrath5800]

How the fu…

[@sthabisozibani]

Excuse me what in the actual f**k

[@IKSx09]

ɐɥʇoɹq ʎɯ 'ǝnɹ┴

[@Knightmare2018]

“Are you Canadian?”
“Sorry eh?”
“I’m Canadian too, eh?”

[@MisterArchie]

"Whats all this abut?"

[@UertLol]

@@MisterArchieoi ya fackin hozer, get yer thumb out o yer ass and get back ta werk

[@sandipanchatterjee5017]

“Are you Canadian?”
“Sorry..Maple Syrup”

[@codymoorcroft1489]

hey buddeh

[@Vulcan23]

Eh buddies, just got back from the LC, got me a mickey of crown, gunna pour some into my double double from timmies, are we watching the leafs tonight? Your place or mine eh?

[@yur4kiii]

"Are you American?"
"Africa is a country."
"Oh my gosh I'm American too!"

[@005xelculotlainco]

Underrated comment

[@Ancient_Egyptian]

Lol !

[@artofchoice]

Best one

[@جيمرزأكادمي]

On point😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielbecannen5722]

Low hanging fruit. But yea, some of us. Spoiled

[@PTheCrusader]

“Are you Nordic”
“Those damn elves”
“By Talos me too”

[@haikjeft2767]

Those damn Swedes.

[@StrayChoom]

By azura by azura by azura, it’s the grand champion!

[@prokopyegorov]

For Meridia and the light!!!

[@AlbertSnitzel-vr6jw]

Those damn altmer

[@MultiRen]

"Are you Australian?"
"Nah yeah"
"Maaate"

[@Mat5881]

😂😂

[@pesboi.]

underrated

[@Tanja_Vlogs]

Ha ha - I felt that

[@Nikora.Biddle]

STRUUUUTH

[@PlatinumRatio]

true blue

[@stinkymonke3622]

"Bro i got the body of a Greek God."
"Yeah? Which one?"
"Dionysus"

[@angeloliver7613]

At least dyyonisus is the most fun. Wine? Check. Exctasy? Check. Party and Insanity? Check.

[@ambermartinez2616]

😂​@@angeloliver7613

[@karlbro7287]

This dude got the body of Pan.

[@Milkomeda_Galaxy]

@@karlbro7287 I googled and his body doesn’t look bad tho? I mean, I think this modern way of looking buff is wayyy too much.
Edit: To people not understanding me: when I looked up „Dionysus“ Google showed me a man with slight abs and pretty slim man. Not sure what y’all are talking about.

[@badoocee1967]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gilloe]

"Are you Nigerian ?"
"My uncle is prince but needs your credit card"
Holy, Western union me too

[@CEDtalks85]

Ha!

[@MrLandslide84]

LOL Dude these replies are dead on.

[@anthonychavezjr4374]

😂😂😂

[@ggigdhihtg]

Stop scamming my phone nigerians!!

[@90sPotato]

Goddamn😂, I'm Nigerian but this cracked me up

[@thathelljumper1757]

“You Russian comrade?”
“Vodka”
“Me too comrade!”

[@Alessandro_Batistuda]

- Why do we both speak english, comrade.
- Because Americans couldn't understand the joke otherwise, comrade

[@hmjega]

“You Mclovin?”
“Fake 🪪”

[@gregoryrubies6045]

"Товарищ" - лучшая клюква (как жаль что не носители не поймут что я сказал)

[@KAREEMTHEICECREAM]

COKA BLYATTT

[@Mario_1611]

"Are you Jamaican?"
"Bomboclaat"
"Backside, I'm Jamaican too!"

[@YouNoSeeMeOkay]

Bruhh 😂

[@Ben-H92]

Wicked devil

[@demidivergence8180]

As a jamaican... yess 🤣🤣🤣

[@Andrei_Antonov]

Wagwan bossy!

[@johannesgrote270]

*„Backside. I‘m yardie too!“

[@chilliam65]

“Are you Indian?”
“This is Microsoft technical support”
“Omg I’m Indian too!”

[@pullingthestrings5233]

Fucking hate those morons

[@bron1477]

Oh- 💀

[@ichabodcrane9479]

😂

[@marcuscalef3688]

Llol

[@maxou.8816]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀

[@Infodose2002]

"Are you Arab?'
"Yalla Habibi"
"OMG brother!"

[@grim5116]

Allah Akbar!

[@brinta19]

But this one’s for real :-)

[@KAREEMTHEICECREAM]

Haa habibi shino treed??
Nobody will understand this except Arabic speakers hahahahaha😈😈

[@TurkmenBasmacy]

Zybba kulwa.

[@Crazytrain2015]

"Are you Swedish?"
"IKEA & köttbullar"
"Wow, I'm Swedish too"

[@Bricksthelimit]

Yessir, köttbullar are my favourite

[@sakkura9887]

I can pronounce koenigsegg

[@revolver13groundhog]

Minecraft

[@ihatestairsEXTERMINATE]

Surströmming!Surströmming!Surströmming!

[@arvidd]

Jörgen❤❤

[@Patrick-zr8tv]

"Are you German?"
"Yes"
"Ok"

[@spade3779]

probably the most accurate one lmao

[@Ragebait01]

​@@spade3779 because germans have brains

[@rdhrtj3943]

😂

[@Celula002]

Ja

[@Masterchief_Tito]

Yeah why do people get so hyped up when they see people from their country

[@vihaankerkar1033]

"Are you British"
"Bo'oh'o'wo'ah"
"OMG I'm British too"

[@Pound_rick]

I don't get this joke, did you mean a borehole of water?

[@ekosoelistiyo4532]

​@@Pound_rick It means "bottle of water".
There's a meme in youtube about a Brit who gets teased by his American fellow because of the way he says "bottle of water". The Brit makes it sounds like "bo ho o woh" 😆

[@Pound_rick]

@@ekosoelistiyo4532 a borehole of water would do just fine, innit mate?

[@ekosoelistiyo4532]

@@Pound_rick Sure! 😉😂

[@topher3161]

i say bottle of water tho... Guess you people think all Brits have 1 accent

[@DanielA-l7m5v]

"Are you mexican?"
"Nacho,taco,chimichanga"
"No way carnal me too"

[@pradawithv]

😭

[@Dead_ShadoW7]

Soy mexicano y esto no me ofende para nada

[@alphabetagamma4142]

"Are you American?"
"Did you just assume my nationality??"
"Omg, me too!"

[@AndreiSamson2]

How dare you assume my nationality 😡😡😡

[@tremendousyeet3467]

Perfection. xd

[@Saint5Jimmy]

Underrated ⬆️

[@Sylvershade]

Instead of OMG me too you should've put #metoo lol

[@chipthecomputerkatze8936]

"OMG ARE YOU CALIFORNIAN TOO?"
"DID YOU JUST ASSUNE MY GENDER?!?!?"
"ME TOO"

[@crispypoptart4336]

“Are you American?”
“What the fuck is a kilometer”
“Oh my gosh I’m American too!”

[@swankbank]

😂

[@dudechilltfout]

"Are you American?"
"Wait what's a manual?"
"Oh my gosh I'm American too!"

[@SAMIR-de5xi]

🤣

[@zerefqu]

What the fuck is a mile

[@Thesovran]

What the fuck is km 😂😂 actually made me laugh so hard, thank you

[@revrave]

“Are you Spanish?”
“No”
“Oh my gosh, I’m Spanish, too.”

[@shokolate1211]

I literally read that with the accent of tha one cleaning woman from Family Guy 😂😂😂 " *no* "

[@santigarr]

Write it as "Noh" to put some accent to it 😎👍

[@hazMatt_1]

Si soy

[@MJ-00001]

@@hazMatt_1 yo tambien lol

[@inaki1813]

Ñ

[@SarahConnor618]

"Are you dutch?"
"Uhmmm..."
"Yes, lets just split the bill"

[@DragonfirePlayz]

"Are you Canadian?"
"Sorry."
"Oh my gosh I'm Canadian too!"

[@sagnikjana8718]

😂😂

[@spideysense8557]

"Are you Canadian?"
"I am Punjabi"
"Oh my gosh I'm Canadian too!"

[@gadriver]

"are you canadian?"
"On est au Québec hostie d'anglo"
"Oh..."

[@marvelfan526]

@@spideysense8557 Me being Punjabi "Yup that's true" 😅

[@spideysense8557]

@@marvelfan526 iddr v punjabi aa vro

[@TradingFeline]

“Are you Chinese?”
“Bing chilling”
“Oh my god marry me.”

[@ChiquitaSpeaks]

‘I slap you booiii!’

[@Justkillinchillin]

Lmao

[@guru8698]

Bing chilling?is this a historical or mythological thing?

[@TheBossDude4]

​@@guru8698it's ice cream

[@ambrose3459]

​@@guru8698 it's both

[@ronitrao1070]

"Are you Asian?"
"I like Rice 🍚..."
"Entity confirmed, showing signs of an Asian..."

[@JozzNews]

Failure detected

[@ronitrao1070]

​@@JozzNews 😂😂

[@dieseltu1035]

They don't like rice they live rice

[@Loganeditsthings]

“Are you French?”
*eats an entire croissant*
“Me too bro!”

[@Αλέξανδρος-ω9β]

I'm French and I hate croissants

[@DRHellcat319]

​@@Αλέξανδρος-ω9βMe too bro

[@Greeneetch]

​@@Αλέξανδρος-ω9β Plot twist : t'es Corse.

[@Αλέξανδρος-ω9β]

@@Greeneetch Non non, je suis Berrichon 😂

[@chantssovietiquesetrussest2335]

@@Αλέξανδρος-ω9β quelle est donc cette hérésie? On en a guillotiné pour moins que ça

[@SergieXD]

"Are you german?"
"Yes."
"I'm an efficient german too"

[@lukasmoschek2247]

So both drove into the sunset with abnormal speed, lost their way caused by bad internet, crashed and bured alive...
but at least together

[@nelus7858]

@@lukasmoschek2247 before that they got married to save on taxes

[@soldwyn]

@@lukasmoschek2247average Gebrüder Grimm märchen

[@raistormrs]

@@nelus7858wait, there are other reasons??? o.O

[@ScarredMomentZ]

"Are you German?"
"NEIN!!"
"Omg me too"

[@civilengineer057]

"Are you Japanese?"
"Nani?"
"OMG, I'm Japanese too"

[@joaozinpreys]

"-Are u japanese?"
"-Gohan"
"-No freakin wayy~"

[@PierrotKio]

"Are iu japanizu?"

[@shivkumar0810]

Ara ara
Omg me too

[@draco5991rep]

"Tuturu!"
"Omg, me too"

[@no-quema-cuh]

arigato komedasai

[@robbiebalboa]

Doesn’t matter what part of the world you’re from, the Greeks really cling on to their Inner Hellenic.

[@PeacefulSavageKS]

True that. When I was younger I was obsessed with acting, thinking more European, as to conceal my Greek identity when I was living abroad. Even tried to perfect my accent and all. Then I grew up....🇬🇷

[@Nyctotope]

“Are you Korean”
“Hakuna matata”
“Wow, I’m Korean too!”

[@fpeter01]

You tell me that I can speak Korean?!

[@masteryoda4296]

LMFAOO

[@kuru.piranhang]

I saw this video 😂😂

[@joshuatheunkownuniverse.2475]

i saw that video 😂😂😂 still funny

[@jonpol4848]

average american's knowledge of the world😂

[@Greek_Guy]

"Are you British?"
"Bo'ohw'o'wo'er"
"Oh my gosh I'm British too!"

[@Prince-rb3su]

din't see that coming

[@dravenplayer2856]

Hahahahahahhaha

[@AliG-fr9oj]

Bri'ish innit bruv!

[@vinayakkumar7062]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmfao

[@pezni3481]

Didn't you mean Bri'ish

[@EpicManaphyDude]

“you mexican?”
“birria”
“ah me too guey!”

[@eveeen7205]

"are you mexican?"
"taco supreme"
"omgg me too"

[@StupidRaccoon]

"se robaron el tanque de gas"

[@CobaltxBoom]

@@eveeen7205 Taco supremo?? You mean Tacobell

[@benjaminrobledo5466]

I'll take two.

[@vcrazy_diamond]

​@@eveeen7205gringo

[@FrndlyneighbourhoodBATMAN]

"Are you Indian?"
"Chai?"
"I'm Indian too"

[@Bluecollarjoe6B9]

“Are you South African?”
“Robs you at gun point.”
“Omg I’m South African too!”

[@diyema3434]

no, no. no, it's "Voetsak"

[@mid1429]

Last person i ment from thre was angry 24/7

[@GolfInHawaii69]

You got South Africa mixed up with Brazil, my guy😂

[@nectronomeflower4895]

Is that specific only to the south?

[@IntravenouslyDruggedSloth]

@@mid1429😂😂

[@redzzin75]

"are you brazillian?"
"⚽"
"marry me"

[@BurghezulDjentilom]

"are you brazillian?"
*double jumps*
"marry me"

[@a..j3783]

⚽️ = Argentina

[@Yeb-wp9em]

"Gibe moni plos"

[@brendon205]

@@a..j3783 Nah, Brazil has more World Cups 🙂

[@a..j3783]

@@brendon205 Last time they Won....was over more then 20 years

[@kimpoulsen4163]

"Are you Swedish?"
"Walks away"
"Yes they are"

[@SharonButler-l6o]

Id of gone with stays neutral

[@kimpoulsen4163]

¨Walks away''@@SharonButler-l6o

[@MJayyyS]

I'd have*

[@stephenmilton9998]

Nice

[@JozzNews]

"Are you german"
"Bier und Kartoffeln"
"Ich auch!"

[@muhammadtaaseenmirza2242]

💀💀

[@kassie-annonandia67]

As a German
What the hell?

[@jagteshwarsingh7405]

"are you french?"
"Kwassant"
"Omg me too"

[@HansOvervoorde]

😂😂😂😂

[@sadlaw2799]

🥐😂

[@fug_momo3729]

Croissant

[@HBBatista]

Kwassant? What is that?

[@sadlaw2799]

@@HBBatista how to pronounce Croissant like the French 😉

[@tinbui7202]

"Are you Vietnamese?"
"🌳🌳🌳"
"Oh my gosh, I'm Vietnamese too!"

[@IowaAisu]

Underrated comment 🔥😂

[@hoangharley4940]

Ah, a man of culture.

[@Dreamstrafe]

💀💀🤣🤣

[@trieet9827]

😅 i am confused

[@nathannguyen5896]

@@trieet9827trees started speaking Vietnamese

[@johnmarston9254]

"are you American?"
"I have a shotgun"
"Omg I'm American too"

[@murkoffcorp4214]

As an American I approve of this.

[@wilroscampos6853]

American from which country?...there are so many countries in America

[@Supersonicspyro]

​@@wilroscampos6853you know which one lol

[@rb98769]

​@@wilroscampos6853🙄

[@ryth-2401]

“are u Italian”
“I have a better shotgun”
“omg I'm Italian too”

[@Wolfgonbuaf]

"Are you Balinese?"
"Léak ibé gung"
"Nice me to"

[@spideysense8557]

"Are you Indian?"
"I'M UNDA THE WATAR"
"Oh my gosh I'm Indian too!"

[@sockusr]

Tech support

[@user2-lx1xl]

RACIST

[@rayaan1233]

"Are you Indian"
"Samosa"
"Omg! im Indian too!

[@rippedkun]

💀

[@user2-lx1xl]

Racist

[@bo_d_n]

“Are you Romanian ?”
“I stole your wallet”
“Oh my gosh I’m Romanian too!”

[@definitelynotaskinwalker]

"She stole his wallet too"

[@SIRebrum]

Damn 🤣

[@lukasmoschek2247]

Kurva, don't steal my identity

[@lordnicenstein5105]

"Stole it right back😮"

[@tomdefrai4169]

Neapolitan *

[@The_unfunny711]

"Are you salvadoran?"
"Pupusa"
"DONDE!?"

[@luisbarrera5740]

"Are you Mexican?"
"Taco taco! Burrito burrito!"
"Holy shit it's Jennifer Lopez!"

[@edwardlbc562]

As a Mexican that's offensive! Besides Jlo is not Mexican. She's something else. 😳

[@BasedRanger]

Taco flavored kisses for my Ben!!! 💋

[@zevsord]

🤣

[@Joemamauhhoe1532]

@@edwardlbc562chill bro
It’s from South Park

[@albertandguitars]

@@edwardlbc562Jlo is Puerto Rican

[@anarchiferbelial4964]

“Are you racist?”
“I’m not racist, but . . . “
“I’m racist too!!!”

[@fuxihutterer8088]

I have No but

[@definitelynotaskinwalker]

Same

[@kawikalo]

​@@fuxihutterer8088you don't need a but.. I like em flat

[@Ttttttttttttttttttoby]

@@fuxihutterer8088 im sorry to hear that, im sure its there somewhere

[@Dennis-nx8gj]

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[@PaigeDawson]

“Are you Australian?”
“Yeah, nah, yeah.”
“Oh my gosh I’m Australian too!”

[@WizzzBizz]

Nah mate it’s.
“Are you Australian?”
“Stfu cunt”
“You stfu or I’ll unleash my fucking koala on ya mate

[@FortyFiveUltimate45]

Being an accent-less Aussie this confused me for a sec

[@sakurahoor]

Hahahaha this was good one

[@wmaiah2223]

@@FortyFiveUltimate45 Same I have an American accent but I'm Australian

[@WizzzBizz]

@@wmaiah2223 and @spinosaurus are you adults yet

[@michellamoureuxm]

Her jumping right onto his stomach like a seat fuckin killed me. Y'all are fantastic!

[@J0sud]

"Are you Argentinian? "
Starts speaking german
"No way bro me too"

[@mueezadam8438]

lol

[@Frankenstein_177]

Underrated comment

[@martaleszkiewicz5115]

BROOOO 💀💀💀

[@arpanchakraborty8306]

Damn

[@Beos_Valrah]

Hm I don't get it

[@pranjalpandey9853]

*Are you Australian? "
"G'day Mate"
"Crikey, me too"
Since then those two became best *mates* forever.

[@parkercoughlin2226]

"Are you Irish As well?"
"Potato"
"FUCKIN WHERE!"

[@_runta]

😂😂😂😂 🇮🇪

[@xKibble8]

FUCK 😂

[@ThanosManThing]

"Hmmm... But maybe you are Belarusian..."

[@John-ou4rm]

​​​@@ThanosManThingAren't they more Borscht? Although potato = Vodka

[@localforeigner9528]

Boxty on the griddle 😋

[@legallybronze753]

"Are you American"?
"Gunshot noises."
"Wow I'm American too!"

[@anthonyumphrey519]

Yeehaw

[@MAJ4K]

Good enough.🦅

[@Blonde_jawn]

😂

[@Mrhouse-k1x]

"wait, isn't that School, and not a firing range?"

[@devo_yahson]

Agreed

[@McClintonforThree]

“Are you Jamaican?”
“I bobsled.”
“OMG I’m Jamaican too mon!”

[@SpaceQueenKee]

Hahaha preach mon 😂 preach !

[@jackorider_zero]

COOOOOOOL RUNNNINGINGNGGGSSSSSS

[@Thomas-xd4cx]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Never fails to make me laugh

[@dragonking6397]

​@@jackorider_zeroFEEL THE RHYTHYM FEEL THE RHYME, GET ON UP, ITS BOBSLED TIME!!!

[@jackorider_zero]

@@dragonking6397 COOOOOOOOOOL RUNNINGSSES

[@pavlovskiavtobuskizavod]

"Spartan?"
"Yes brother, I am spartan!"
"Liar."

[@PeacefulSavageKS]

Underrated.

[@Zaitekno]

this comment section is gold

[@nocturnaljoe9543]

True, Wolfman.

[@SOCISMAD]

You got 96 likes

[@ЧИЛИНСУДНО]

Al ash I guess I know u.... R u from K....... r????

[@ЧИЛИНСУДНО]

@Zaitekno where r u from? K?

[@darfderkevinspielenkommen1253]

"Are you German?"
"Rindfleischettikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz!"
"No way me too!"

[@Atlas_Summit]

Translation: Beef labeling supervision transfer law!
Your welcome.

[@deletedchannel8721]

Mal momo

[@AnonymousVenezuelaNEO]

I died

[@darfderkevinspielenkommen1253]

@@AnonymousVenezuelaNEO Hope you'll get better soon🥰

[@slightly_sloped]

@@Atlas_Summit you forgot task.

[@source6893]

"Are you American?"
"Cheeseburger and fries."
"Oh my god, I'm American too!"

[@aryapande9713]

BRRRA GUNS BRRRRAAA

[@denisnamisnak4980]

Are you american?
Hell yea brother

[@ahmetzahitdemirtas4974]

@@denisnamisnak4980 deep fried pistol

[@denisnamisnak4980]

@@ahmetzahitdemirtas4974 true

[@S87260]

Are ypu german?
Schnitzel und Pommes
Oh im german too
Krankenwagen

[@duragdanny1328]

She is fine as hell

[@gauravtee]

So is he 😍

[@lilbottle9709]

Nab she a coll 7.

[@maxpayne4107]

Yea, we all have a chance brother

[@general4601]

@@gauravtee tf?😂

[@gauravtee]

@@general4601 ayyyy

[@iliketurtles9007]

Her: Are you Greek?
Him: *Kalamata olive*

[@charliejatk]

Yeah we watched the video too man

[@openyoursheeple748]

@@charliejatk man life must be ruff with you brother stay strong 💪 🙏

[@InternalxHD]

@@openyoursheeple748 that don't make no sense in terms of what he said

[@InternalxHD]

Yh we watched the video too

[@brandonguild1666]

@@InternalxHD what he meant is that Dinhx's life must really suck if he feels the need to insult someone for just quoting the video.

[@BruddaX]

"Are u indian? "
"Smell me"
"Spicy...."

[@muhammadtaaseenmirza2242]

HAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂

[@EduardoTorres-ik7tx]

Boa😂

[@brinta19]

Spicy would be Indian yes :-). But if smells like not having showered for a month that would be a pakistani :-). Or if an Indian then a Indian pedo follower :-). Just so we get our facts straight :-) since one of those pedo followers seem to have laughed quite hard over here :-)

[@lionjeimusic]

"Are you Aussie?"
"Bunnings snag"
"Bloody oath mate me too!"

[@lochlanmcgregor998]

Thank you for translating, I didn't understand the joke until this 😂

[@Ahmad17378]

Hahah nothing beats them

[@nilesh6137]

Didn't understand.

[@valerianocosta5976]

You mozzie... Thank's for the laugh!

[@Ahmad17378]

@@nilesh6137 means u ain’t ozzy lil bro

[@prettycorpse]

“Are you scottish??”
“SCOTLAND FOREVERRRR”
“*bagpipes*”

[@grimking-bw1hx]

I think "FUCK YU YA ENGLISH TWAT" would work too

[@heythereitsRBK2]

FREEEEEEDOM!

[@ricekrispies1917]

Lmao XD

[@nobilesnovushomo58]

Elevator recognition. Scottish show.

[@Madcapredcap]

SCOTS WA HAE

[@63brennan]

"Are you Scottish?"
"Fuck the English"
"I'm Scottish too?

[@theragebringer4424]

Underrated comment

[@eliavi3251]

That could be Welsh too.

[@codpeyfaarmy3480]

best

[@codpeyfaarmy3480]

@@eliavi3251 and Irish

[@eliavi3251]

@@codpeyfaarmy3480 Or American

[@Ihavedonenothingbutteleportbre]

“Hey, are you scottish?”
aye mate, can i get a bo’le o’ whisky
“Aye same here mate!”

[@jonatan3224]

"are you Danish?"
"Øøøøø"
"No way, me too!"

[@mr1m020]

"Rod Grod Med Fløde" 😂

[@overbakedbreadroll2918]

that was way tøø funny 😂

[@dezhocob]

​@@mr1m020Rød grød med fløde!

[@dezhocob]

Hmmm, could be an imposter! Perhaps a Norwegian or a Faroese person!

[@mr1m020]

@@dezhocob Haha actually a Brit! I studied my bachelor's degree in Denmark and picked up some Danish (clearly forgetting a lot of it now since it's been a few years 😅) jeg er ikke så godt til at skrive men jeg kan staedigvæk forstår lidt Dansk 😅)

[@KYNGA100]

"Are you French or Belgian ?"
"Neither of those"
"Oh my gosh I'm Swiss too !"

[@Mr.fox13686]

😂😂😂

[@romzeedeemarzo4791]

Money power 💪⚡ she knows that he has a money power 😉🤣🤣🤣

[@RiptonPrime]

Im swiss too

[@NoRockinMansLand]

Isnt that cheese?

[@topshreking769]

Belgian?

[@famousjoel2941]

'Are you Nigerian?'
'Why are you running!'
'Oh my gosh!'😂😂

[@gbemigaakiniola8744]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Airbubblepodcast]

Oh my god I’m laughing 😂 my ass off right now! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@oussamakaat1.]

“Are you thailandian?”
“ i'm lady booooy. ”
“Oh my gosh I’m thailandian too!”

[@eiohnanananunu9871]

Wait. What? I'm gonna be surprised if I google this right?

[@launchinglizard9903]

Thai*

[@TheCodgod1996]

​@eiohnanananunu9871 google it... you know you want to

[@Benjamin-uy9sj]

Lmfaooooo

[@Runthemjewels]

@@launchinglizard9903the only mtf with 3 brain cells here 😭

[@shivamnagi]

i thought he was gona turn garry V in the middle of the skit

[@brxne]

BLUEBERRIES ARE UNDERRATED IN MACRO SCALE

[@YeahBass3k]

Tells his girlfriend:
Your parents? Like honestly, like - fuck your parents ok? You got so much time you're a baby

[@unkownboi67is_unavailable62]

@@YeahBass3k imagine someon shot you’re parents in the face

[@sdsd5711]

Same lmao

[@lifaafa]

ahahahahahaha

[@LeoA2478]

"Are you Argentinian?"
"*Cry in inflation*"
"Me too boludo"

[@hastaloscojonesdelosapagones]

Duro

[@blondequijote]

Everyone knows about Che Guevara, but Che Boludo is the guy Argentinians are always talking about.

[@valentinocampardo]

“Che” and “boludo” are expressions, not a guy

[@JmKrokY]

Turkey be like:

[@blondequijote]

@@valentinocampardo "Che boludo" is what ppl who learn Argentinian expressions say when they start trying to learn Chilean slang.

[@jamiestonks]

"Are you Turkish?"
"AUUUUU 🐺🐺🐺"
"OMG I'm Turkish too!"

[@granata_227]

"are you brazilian?"
"football"
"oh my god me too!"

[@MatheusReisBio]

Uai, sô....

[@turinmormegil7715]

Eu chutaria alguém fazendo freestyle como sinal umiversal d eser BR pra mim

[@filipe159]

Samba, Futebol, Rio de Janeiro... Ah meu deus, eu também sou Brasileiro 😆

[@PrimeToolbox]

Paranauê

[@ricardosavagestrike]

Him: Sarapatel, buchada de bode, dobradinha
Her: me come agora 🇧🇷

[@mousaseblani]

“Are you Romanian?”
“Depression is fake”
“Omg I’m Romanian too!”

[@WhatDoesAZebraDo]

@veñom snake what is it? Really wanna know😄

[@WhatDoesAZebraDo]

@veñom snake You know that he is not Romanian right? He just lives there

[@fikayoomole8808]

TOP GGT

[@gauravtee]

TOP Gs IN THE HOUSE

[@adomax373]

Top G

[@axelkilander3079]

”Are you Rwandan”
”commits ethnic cleansing”
“oh my gosh I’m Rwandan too!”

[@sibusisoharvey2652]

yeah me too@@Kingsley_Shat

[@majorragersp2314]

😂😂😂😂😂I’m going to hell

[@DawnStreak.]

Omfg this was funny asf.

[@abhishekkar1]

Can you explain me what's happening there?

[@nodaridolidze7655]

😂😂😂

[@Jixxerawx]

"are u German"
"Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland"
"OMG me too"

[@ziggybarth5026]

"are you the Krusty Krab"
"No this is Patrick"
"ok"

[@notmrd4rk]

Patrick bateman

[@sarah_ferguson]

Was thinking of posting this…

[@martinbaumann_cze]

"Are you Czech?"
"White socks in sandals and beer in hand"
"OMG, Na zdraví! 🍺🍺"

[@luka_75]

Na zdarovia ?

[@solus8685]

Could also work for German lmao

[@Alessandro_Batistuda]

@@luka_75 sounds like russian)

[@munzurharck368]

That is also Polish and German😂

[@arx3516]

Those are germans.

[@ricks_play]

"are u russian?"
"cyka blyat"
"omg let's meet my parents"

[@justaman77777]

"Are you Elizabeth Olsen¿"
"Pizdech nahui blyat'"
"Yes, you are"

[@ВасилийГеращенко-я3я]

Ппххехаахах😵🤙

[@makaroshkichannel324]

Hello from Russia!!

[@nortonman5238]

Best comment lol

[@Ronnock]

Privyet sooka!

[@bunnyff7473]

"Are you Pakistani?"
"Army"
"Me too"

[@elliotv.1381]

“Are you American?”
“Obese”
“OMG I’m American too!”

[@pinkybucks]

Wow it will be much easier for me to get a green card =D im sooooo american

[@SS-hb1xm]

Lmfaooo

[@Corzal]

*nauru*

[@ErenYILDIZ_01]

Underrated

[@bigbonk3841]

"Are you European?"
"I Surrender"
"OMG I'm European too"

[@SlainByTheWire]

"Are you Korean?"
"Kimchi, BTS, Samsung"
"OMG, me too!"

[@nikpante]

“Are you North Korean?”
“…”
“…”

[@ColtPerseus]

​@@nikpanteHaha they said something, but it was censored and came out as "..." HAHA

[@breadman235]

Bing chilling

[@shafixnote]

​@@breadman235that's china bro, wrong country

[@phageofficial404]

"Are you American?"
"I own 69 guns"
"I am an American too"

[@normannurse7576]

😂😂😂

[@normannurse7576]

"Are you Jamaican?"
"Ganja"
"Wait...I'm Jamaican too"

[@smokeymcpot69]

😏

[@darkyoumemento5307]

This is only one that makes sense.

[@kidfox3971]

I am an American and I own 2 guns, thanks to Bidenflation.

[@emanuelldavid607]

”Are you Indonesian?”
"Indo mie"
"Ayy that's my favourite too, the only food with lots of MSG"

[@haris_4046]

"Are you swedish?"
"Ikea"
"OMG im swedish too"

[@chairman3427]

Don’t ever disrespect the glorious nation of Sweden again

[@akramsomali]

@@chairman3427💀

[@chairman3427]

@@akramsomali what does that mean? Use your words?

[@professionalidiot4987]

​@@chairman3427IKEA

[@chairman3427]

@@professionalidiot4987 are you autistic?

[@joashabraham6774]

"Are you Chinese"
"EmOtIoNaL dAmAgE"
"Omg I'm Chinese too!"

[@ayz_artonex]

😂

[@Caaaaaarl]

🎶🎶
My son so dumb
Iq=21
Tried to make friends
But called him Ching chong
Tried date da girl Su Jong
She said hell no
Cuz he isn't handsome
He is so broke
Cant buy a wantung
Faiiilureee yaaaa yaa🎶🎶

[@dwillbecancelledsoon4086]

Underrated 😂

[@Grim2]

"Are you Irish?"
[barfs drunkenly]
"Saints be praised! I'm Irish too!" [soils herself drunkenly]

[@BandoKazooie]

Do you know Angus St. Cloud?

[@OldFarmerJoe1]

i love irish ppl man xD

[@Thepharaoh877]

Hey that's *hic* extremely offense buddy *hic* you take that back or I'll knock ya teeth out. Oh I don't feel well *blargh* ok maybe you were right but I'm still gonna *falls asleep drunkenly*

[@DaveCharbel]

Oirish oi!

[@adamfischer8744]

Lol

[@Uhh_I.forgor]

"Are you Brazillian?"
"Organized Crime"
"Caraca eu tbm menó"

[@Angelswonder]

"Are you Nigerian?"
"Nigerian prince!"
"Ohh, I'm Nigerian too!"

[@redstormthecoder5818]

Bro ☠️😂

[@L_M_V]

Seriously: What?!😅

[@hamafi1569]

@@L_M_V Look up scam mails or scan calls. 😄

[@lunalingo4461]

Jolof rice .
Yes I'm Nigerian too

[@tegathemenace]

As a Nigerian prince this is in fact disrespectful 😂😭

[@rabitaco4003]

"Are you North Korean?"
"No."

[@FaysalKhalashi]

The best 😅😅😅

[@FaysalKhalashi]

The best 😅

[@blakechradini7235]

Best one 😂😂

[@kor2597]

Ok

[@abunirmal2535]

😂😂

[@iiniwaves]

“Are you nigerian?”
“afrobeats”
“My guy!!!”

[@samuelkings9416]

😂

[@bukolaatinsola6226]

Lmao

[@Deberey]

Brooo😂⚡

[@spandexspleen]

sheesh

[@to_ps_ig]

Oluwamike commented this

[@-Sam69]

“Are you Asian?”
“A minus is a sin”
“Oh my god I’m also Asian”

[@dylanbksp]

A+ or you will B minused

[@jonhg92]

Asian without A's spells sin.

[@PeldaChan]

A++ or you are FAILURE!

[@Dhammavikasati]

​@@jonhg92OU MAI GAD

[@sneakyshiba2315]

"Are you Korean?"
"Our great leader kim jung..."
"Oh my gosh not that one"

[@joshuaisrael5416]

Lmao

[@perero]

“Are you Korean?”
“Nuclear bombs”
“OMG i’m korean too!”

[@Igor-my6ml]

Hahahaha

[@sneakyshiba2315]

@Ruko well you can escape it

[@vizual3704]

Bow bow meow meow korean

[@BestOfGermany67]

"Are u turkish?"
"WTF IS ECONOMYYY"
"🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺"