I like the idea of every of the main characters being utterly incompetent. Saejima running at the gates three times and getting hit every time, then standing up only to get hit straight in the fucking face by that Saito guy makes me crack up.
Yakuza 7 could be a game about a yakuza whose fighting skills are utter shit, yet he wins almost every fight, despite the odds being against him. He also doesn't know how to dress like a gangster, is hardly intimidating, has almost no game whatsoever with women (but has inadvertent charm), has a terrible singing voice, no respect from his peers, and yet tries so hard to be all of those things. That would very well be the Aoki Masaru of the Yakuza series.
@@brucewayne7037 Well, I mean, who's to say it has to be a Yakuza? I mean, given how we've also played as a loan shark, two different detectives and a former baseball player, why not have a character with similar traits to that be something along the lines of what Japanese society would call "gaijin"? I mean, not only would it also bring a bit of a "fish out of water" dynamic to the thing (along with essentially being dragged into affairs by just simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time), but I guess it'd be an interesting thing to have this guy's side of the story lead him from a hapless tool that's far too in over his head, into an actual badass, that's basically grown adjusted to life in Japan's underbelly.
I like how if you fail the QTE at 6:15 but win the fight, then Kiryu canonically goes through the entire rest of the story with an untreated broken arm
i mean tanimura has the first part of hell's floor/gauntlet as a heat action with the same cyan flash over it, and iirc it's not guaranteed to finish off an enemy. so if it can't 100% take down a regular thug, why would that stop kiryu lol
I think Saejima's gates QTE(1:11) is the funniest.I mean seriously,he failed again and again and after second gate fail when he sees another gate falling you can just feel how he thinks "Oh,come on..."...and fails yet againXD Sudden guard at the end who hits him is just cherry on the top)))) And of all characters poor Tanimura suffered the most.Yeah other characters got beaten up,Akiyama was slashed with a chainsaw,but seriously,Tanimura was not only beaten up but also run over by a semi-truck,crushed by logs,burned and got shot numerous times.Universe really hates him))))
For some reason the games very rarely have a QTE fail that makes you just straight up die from failing. I think in 5 Saejima can be one shotted by a speeding car when he's in the city in the story.
@@Chillwave6 for very obvious reasons, it's better to have, even if over-the-top, qte fail just beat your ass rather than force you to do the entire battle again just because you weren't ready
everyone got it easy compared to tanimura, he got set on fire, stabbed,shot, ran over by a truck, crushed with metal bars, almost fell off of a building and got his ass kicked by half of the Japanese police force
2:50 Failing his 7-hit combo would just warrant a poke.....and that's it? no continuation or something? 3:47 I always wonder what it looks like if Majima DID land that flashy spin attack. Normally, Saejima would grab him, he goes oh shit and Hilarity Ensues
Volt46 Yeah, just a poke. And yes, I never knew what happens if you let him proceed with that attack, the result turned out to be awesome, I love that crazy sound xD
It's interesting how Saejima hits Kiryu the same way Kiryu hits himself if you hit the QTE in AF7 Dragon God, but Kiryu winning against Saejima is what happens if you fail the QTE in IF7. Woulda thought it'd be the other way around.
Reminds me of the Tomb Raider QTEs where if you fail, Laura dies in absolutely brutal ways. I genuinely couldn't handle Yakuza if the QTE fails were designed like that.
The Daigo QTE's show that Daigo is bad at screaming IMO, so it makes me laugh sometimes hearing him, no offense to people who like him, because I like him too.
@@cantufekci23no he was eating konpeito (a Japanese star candy) he had braces on so he used his card to break them into little pieces and an sega employee thought he was grinding up drugs
hey do you have any tips or tricks that could help me? I'm currently playing a standard playthrough on EX-Hard [not premium] I keep having problems with Saejima's escape part, mostly that darn sniper area.. that place alone used up all whatever health item i can find x-x
SilferIII Hmm, well.. try to hit the doors with square 3 times then walk away until the laser becomes green, then hit the door 3 times with square again and walk away when the laser becomes green and so on.
I used to have trouble with that part on Ex Hard new game too but then I discovered the "swinging big barrels" strategy. During the part with lots of dudes in your way along with the sniper, quickly reach the final breakable door there to get the "Hamazaki beating the snot out of sniper" cutscene. Hide behind any object to avoid getting surrounded and try to stay away from dudes who throw stun bombs unless if you're done decimating the others.
I like the idea of every of the main characters being utterly incompetent.
Saejima running at the gates three times and getting hit every time, then standing up only to get hit straight in the fucking face by that Saito guy makes me crack up.
Yakuza 7 could be a game about a yakuza whose fighting skills are utter shit, yet he wins almost every fight, despite the odds being against him. He also doesn't know how to dress like a gangster, is hardly intimidating, has almost no game whatsoever with women (but has inadvertent charm), has a terrible singing voice, no respect from his peers, and yet tries so hard to be all of those things.
That would very well be the Aoki Masaru of the Yakuza series.
@@brucewayne7037 now we have Kasuga Ichiban
@@brucewayne7037 Well, I mean, who's to say it has to be a Yakuza?
I mean, given how we've also played as a loan shark, two different detectives and a former baseball player, why not have a character with similar traits to that be something along the lines of what Japanese society would call "gaijin"?
I mean, not only would it also bring a bit of a "fish out of water" dynamic to the thing (along with essentially being dragged into affairs by just simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time), but I guess it'd be an interesting thing to have this guy's side of the story lead him from a hapless tool that's far too in over his head, into an actual badass, that's basically grown adjusted to life in Japan's underbelly.
@@БогданКрименюк ikr
@@brucewayne7037 that does kind of sound ichiban to me
also known as "what would happen in real life"
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3:55 tanimura fucking dies
I like how if you fail the QTE at 6:15 but win the fight, then Kiryu canonically goes through the entire rest of the story with an untreated broken arm
i mean tanimura has the first part of hell's floor/gauntlet as a heat action with the same cyan flash over it, and iirc it's not guaranteed to finish off an enemy. so if it can't 100% take down a regular thug, why would that stop kiryu lol
@@ArtyIFTheres a heat action where you literally stab someone in the gut and they get up sometimes
Those broken bones know better than to disobey Kiryu, they fixed itself out of fear and respect for him.
@@coolwolf506 rubber knifes
0:39 500% facial animations
He really Is the chainsaw man
I REALLY like the noise Majima makes when he does that spinning jump kick off the wall. It's just so funny, and I don't know why.
PAPride95 He makes the same kind of noise in his Majima no MajiROCK song. It makes me grin every time.
PAPride95 It IS funny xD It would've been perfect if they added a crazy smile on his expression or something.
"UAUAUARAARRAARAARR
ACHIAAAAAAAAAA" *saejima fucking dies*
@@10yearjointchannelsaejima ends up fighting kido with a broke. Head
0:15 I can't stop laughing. That bottle sounded like a goddam slap.
The final boss fights become much less epic when you fail the QTEs in them.
***** That's quite true :P
it becomes humorous
Kido unleashin them gunz
Exactly what I was thinking! Especially with Faith playing in the background! 🤣
Whereas, Majima's fight somehow becomes even *more* epic.
9:01 the sound Daigo makes is just too hilarious to me
orgasm
Almost every sound he made during the fight had me dying.
@@XaneKudo his voice is very subtle and calm he cant make yelling noises
BrrUH!
Sounds like that Star Platinum voice crack on JJBA 90s OVA
3:54 Tanimura fucking dies compilation
Someone should just edit all of his tohave the fade to grey slow mo with game over sound effect
@@tahseenkhan3629I was actually about to do that
3:21 looks like a instant death.
I think Saejima's gates QTE(1:11) is the funniest.I mean seriously,he failed again and again and after second gate fail when he sees another gate falling you can just feel how he thinks "Oh,come on..."...and fails yet againXD Sudden guard at the end who hits him is just cherry on the top))))
And of all characters poor Tanimura suffered the most.Yeah other characters got beaten up,Akiyama was slashed with a chainsaw,but seriously,Tanimura was not only beaten up but also run over by a semi-truck,crushed by logs,burned and got shot numerous times.Universe really hates him))))
XellosDarkSlayer I'm with you about Saejima, his straight and serious face make it even more hilarious, lol
Even when he loses to Saito those damned shutters are what're doing the real damage, lmao
Even sadder about tanimura is he dosent appear in anymore games
@@mexicanhelljumper8614 Sad Tanimura Noises
Same with Shinada
As it should. Tanimura is a little bitch and I hate him
kinda hurts watching the guys i care about getting hurt ;_;
actionguy123 Lol xD
+devilleon7 Looks like Akiyama is this guy's "waifu." #AkiyanaWaifuNerdClub
You just know when you see Tanimura with his "oh shit" face you know it's going to be a uneasy ride. Lmao
+Sonny BA Yeah xD
hahaha omg saejima repeatedly failing with the shutter doors and then getting punk'd by saito. lol poor dude
1:41 the music synced perfectly with the punch.
2:20 surprisingly good sync
1:59 i’d say this is canon lol
Fact: this is the same qte when you fight kiryu in yakuza 3 while using the IF7R
@@hello_nishiki its epic af
6:19 that must be Kiryu's most high pitched damaged voice ever
OOOOWAA
@@orangesticker8027I hear TOWAAAAAA
Anyone else fail the QTE at 2:00 on purpose just to let the main man Kiryu get some good shots in?
Nah bro, I died at least 3 times and was fighting for my life at that point.
@@xerorgg Fr 😭👍
3:57
Yeah, no game. That's not a light hit, that's f**king death.
Amma drink a single bottle of staminan like it was a senzu bean.
Seriously, that whole QTE area should be death on fail kind of QTE.
I gotta say Tanimura getting run over is kinda funny
For some reason the games very rarely have a QTE fail that makes you just straight up die from failing. I think in 5 Saejima can be one shotted by a speeding car when he's in the city in the story.
@@Chillwave6 for very obvious reasons, it's better to have, even if over-the-top, qte fail just beat your ass rather than force you to do the entire battle again just because you weren't ready
Thank you so much for making this lol it's both funny and saddening to see Tanimura get owned by the SWAT guys xD
xtra prinny Haha, you're welcome xD
To be fair the one where you dodge Majima's knife only to eventually take his fist to the face is something I could see being in an actual movie.
everyone got it easy compared to tanimura, he got set on fire, stabbed,shot, ran over by a truck, crushed with metal bars, almost fell off of a building and got his ass kicked by half of the Japanese police force
me: oh my god no that must've hurt
also me: continuously laughing
900 facial animation 0:38
1:05 - That was the Crazy Corkscrew Opens Wine Bottle!
0:17 That bottle didn't break!?!
Maybe Plastic bottle, thats why the slap sound
I always thought that truck would kill Tanimura if I failed. Then I remembered I'm playing Yakuza.
Damn, Tanimura surely gets the most painful ones in here
All of sugiuchi’s ones delete my whole hp
Chainsaw literally cuts akiyama
Anyone else fail the QTEs against Kiryu out of respect and/or even fear?
Idk why but Tanimura getting bodied by the truck gets me everytime
its the sound he makes when he gets hit by the truck that gets me 🤣
1:39 The best part of Material Delights kicks in, and you fail the QTE? Your controller must have died.
He probably did it on purpose is it died the notification would come in
thats the whole point of the vid tho
That perfect sync tho 1:38
0:44 that is embarrassing Akiyama got his ass kicked by a drunken Minami XD
0:25 コイツ一番やべぇw
1:52 DONKEY PUNCH! xD
1:04 *Minami used Side-B! It's a critical!*
I don’t know wtf does that deal so much damage
gotta admit saejima doesn't let his failures keep him down
2:50 Failing his 7-hit combo would just warrant a poke.....and that's it? no continuation or something?
3:47 I always wonder what it looks like if Majima DID land that flashy spin attack. Normally, Saejima would grab him, he goes oh shit and Hilarity Ensues
Volt46 Yeah, just a poke.
And yes, I never knew what happens if you let him proceed with that attack, the result turned out to be awesome, I love that crazy sound xD
The semi truck one looks so freaking painful
X_X
for me tanimura catches on fire
"I fell into a burning ring of fire..."
Almost all of Tanimura's straight up kill him
2:06 that's not lame, it's just realistic
You can't beat kiryu
He can't but both of them have been unable to get a solid K.O without a tie.
3:55
*_"Like A Dragon in Another World" (20XX)_*
Man Tanimura has it so bad in these QTEs
9:01 Did he just fart?
No it’s an indicator that tells you you failed the qte
@@hello_nishiki I know lmfao it's a joke, why would a main character fart in a badass main story fight
3:55 Tanimura fucking dies
Lmao the laugh at 1:36
It's interesting how Saejima hits Kiryu the same way Kiryu hits himself if you hit the QTE in AF7 Dragon God,
but Kiryu winning against Saejima is what happens if you fail the QTE in IF7. Woulda thought it'd be the other way around.
The way you kept the music through the multi-stage QTEs really helped the video flow nicely. I know I'm late, but this was nice!
6:14 the face kiryu makes is heartbreaking
I give my thanks for taking the time to record and upload the videos.
You're most welcome!
Someone else already mentioned this, but that 1:38 sync is ON POINT!
Funny to see them failed, i never failed them so i didn't know how they would look like xD
Joel Antonio I probably haven't seen them either up until I made this video :P But yeah, some are funny xD
I like how the QTEs aren't insta fails it's nice.
It's a fighting/beat em up game, it would be unfair
@@lambda-m1676 yeah but when has fairness stopped game Devs before.
Reminds me of the Tomb Raider QTEs where if you fail, Laura dies in absolutely brutal ways. I genuinely couldn't handle Yakuza if the QTE fails were designed like that.
I like daigo's voice but every sound he makes during fights are so funny for some reason
Minami just does a whole heat action on you if you let him spit in your face
0:34 1:33 1:49 best scenes in the game IMO. Midorikawa and Saito are badass.
The best out of all of them 8:42
The Daigo QTE's show that Daigo is bad at screaming IMO, so it makes me laugh sometimes hearing him, no offense to people who like him, because I like him too.
This is as real as it can get in life too
1:11 I find something oddly hilarious about that whole sequence, like he thinks he'd do better on the next gate only for it to repeat 2 times.
That’s SEGA QTE for ya.
Resident evil QTE: fu*k you. Death and game over
0:05
"Goooaaagghh!!!"
I forget how much better the old Tanimura is...
and now! all the essence movements! ;D
Wow! it looks like you have put some effort in this. Nice work! you have earned a new suscriber. :D
+MONO4608 Thanks, glad you liked it :3
devilleon7
Yes?
One thing I love about these games are is that they don't kill you if you mess up but you just take damage instead
Some of them are insta-kills, though.
Tbh would be pretty lame if you had to redo an entire section because you missed a QTE at full health
Failing these makes these games look like Jackie Chan movies
damn saejima just having a really shitty day
I like how the first few clips is akiyama falling
This just makes me feel sad.
how could you continue the fail the qte after that music sync at 1:40
3:48 those majima sounds
"Saejima gets stabbed to death"
"OYU WO KIRYU~"
1:59 Kiryu hit the the prompt first
Online games be like
Ouch he with feel that in the morning
2:09 very painful
Why does tanimura look different?
@@beefpeppercinowhich was proven wrong but the original actor decided to step away from the business
@@cantufekci23no he was eating konpeito (a Japanese star candy) he had braces on so he used his card to break them into little pieces and an sega employee thought he was grinding up drugs
In 1:38. Sync
i always level the guys 5 levels each chapter. so before the 5th chapter's boss/important fight happen i'm already level 20
Starting off strong I see 😆
As someone who's only played 0 I have to say that you play as a lot of people in this game
hey do you have any tips or tricks that could help me? I'm currently playing a standard playthrough on EX-Hard [not premium] I keep having problems with Saejima's escape part, mostly that darn sniper area.. that place alone used up all whatever health item i can find x-x
SilferIII Hmm, well.. try to hit the doors with square 3 times then walk away until the laser becomes green, then hit the door 3 times with square again and walk away when the laser becomes green and so on.
Dont know if you're still on the part but i say stick to Grabs and heavy weapons
I used to have trouble with that part on Ex Hard new game too but then I discovered the "swinging big barrels" strategy. During the part with lots of dudes in your way along with the sniper, quickly reach the final breakable door there to get the "Hamazaki beating the snot out of sniper" cutscene. Hide behind any object to avoid getting surrounded and try to stay away from dudes who throw stun bombs unless if you're done decimating the others.
Still alive?
9:01 jesus was this qte made for the fucking flash?? no matter how hard i mash i can never complete this lol
It’s made for my uncle I don’t know bro is clicking like crazy
@@hello_nishiki you good bro?
@@neon_844 no:(
4:12 - 4:14 should be...... omae wa mo sindeiru 😎
Wdf is this bum kiryu is better