I have yet to find evidence dissuading my theory that the Yakuza universe is actually comprised of people made of concrete that fill their clothes with and are constantly holding ketchup packets. There's just no other logical explanation.
devilleon7 Yeah. And that part in Dead Space 2 where Isaac gets a huge needle in his eye if you fail a QTE during the final boss... :shudders: Also I'd like to know how Kiryu getting his arm sliced by a buzzsaw, getting gashed open by a katana AND getting rocketed hurt less than him taking ashtrays to the face. That's just silly.
***** Owowow xD LOL, I know right! Haha, it's waaay too silly. Not to mention the rocket launcher in the car chase QTE... That one is a different story xD
Majima's opponent consist of an ex-Chinese mafia hitman (Wei Han Lee), a literal madman (Nishitani), Tojo clan secret police (the Nikkyo consortum), and the most deadly assassin in the continent (Lao Gui), of course his fails are more painful
david tong I know right! I thought if you'd fail the QTE, he'd just punch Majima and it'd cause a lot of damage, but nope, it causes less damage than I expected (unfortunately) but he still cracks the wall!
devilleon7 I had the same thought about that one part, like you would expect for Awano to deal some heavy dmg to you but it did less dmg than we both expected it to. Still that's insane that, again, Awano can not only punch Majima's head but still manage to crack the freakin' wall! Like holy crap!
@@devilleon7 In hindsight, Majima repeatedly gets back up no matter how many times Kiryu or anybody else beats him down. Even after getting shot and falling into the pier, even after being bloodied taking the entire Sengoku family, Majima appears to have lightning fast healing speeds and is back to normal his next appearance even if it happens at most a day later.
Wen Hai Lee's God Hand fail looks the most painful. As a karate instructor, I've been in similar joint locks. The thumb press just makes everything. Its applying pressure to one of the most sensitive pressure points in the human body which is the back of the forearm below the elbow. Applying pressure with the thumb like that in that specific joint lock has the pain equivalent of having a burning hot plate pressed against your skin as your arm breaks. In real life, majimas arm would be rendered unusable for the remainder of the fight and probably need a few hours to even heal just a little bit. Excruciatingly painful. Makes me wonder if actual martial artists put these moves in
@@Badjazy I've heard that getting stabbed feels like you are being punched. The recovery is the most painful part of being stabbed, not the actual stabbing itself. :/
Honestly i do think the last missed qte actually makes that scene EVEN more badass than it already is. Like shibusauwa almost defeated has a last ditch punch but kiryu just tanks it and delivers the finishing blow. Thats BADASS MAN!
It really does. I actually failed it and a couple of the other QTE's before it and it left Kiryu on an extremely tiny sliver of health as he landed the final blow. Made the fight feel a lot closer, more intense and more badass.
The hit's effect is harder than the hit itselft, also Majima was lucky, if Awano punched him a certain point near the eyebrow he was already dead even if he survived the hit.
4:40. That's one freaking durable car if an RPG failed to blow it up when it blows up every car in GTA. 5:41. That's all the little bottle of Staminan X can heal? You think Reina would have Staminan Spark instead but nooooo. Staminan X would suffice apparently
I honestly think failing it is more badass in a way It shows that while Kiryu lacks the skill, he had the determination and strength to overcome his obstacles
Thịnh Phan A fellow Yakuza fan told me how it would've been much better if Kuze won against Kiryu in the first battle or 2, but after Kiryu gains more experience, he'd be able to beat him. And I do agree. I honestly thought I was supposed to lose when I first faced Kuze on my first playthrough.
devilleon7 indeed, that would help the battle making more sense too, like "Lose and you will be kicked out of the family", if Kiryu wins and still got kicked so what's the goal of the battle?
+石田鏡清（Leone A. Galante） Because Kiryu actually wanted to leave the family. Kuze chases him over and over precisely for leaving the Dojima family, which is why Kiryu is regarded as a traitor from that moment onwards. Kuze wanted him to stay, to manipulate Kiryu so as to become the 'kashira' of Dojima (the post that Kazama held before being sent to prison).
Thank you, I've always wanted to see what the God Hand was. Also the Kuze fails make it look like an evenly matched fight, I love it. Sera is so badass...do you fight him ever again in the later instalments? AND ALSO, didn't know there was a QTE where Nishiki was thrown the staminan during that fight...
The game has been out for almost 13 years. Plus, his death is revealed an hour in the game, so it's not a spoiler. If you haven't played the game by then, it's your fault really.
woah, it's hard for me to watch too. since i don't normally failed QTE and failing QTE is basically watching your fav character getting hit by enemies/bosses. But at least i know now, what's the consequences in failing them hahaha.
I'll be honest and say that I was not suprised by Lee's death considering I'm Irish and car bombs were common place a good few decades ago, so when Lee got into the car I went "his car's gonna blow up on hm isn't it? Yeeep"
Now I have to imagine that during the Cabaret Club minigame, the hostesses always hit Majima over the head with a bottle when they want another drink and Majima is just like "Another drink for the lady, of course"
some of those fails looked really brutal or more like deadly. anyway thank you man for doing this and i am glad that i subscribed to you channel, keep up the good work :D
Kiryu: Is punched Majima: Has his arm and back broken, is slashed across the face, stabbed through the ankle and palm, has his head bashed into the wall with such force it shatters, is shot, and has his eye gouged out
What if when you failed the QTE where Lao Gui pokes Majima's eye, the screen either goes black or gets very blurry because Majima is now completely blind.
Me doing Metal Gear Rising QTEs: WOW! I'm really good at these! I'm great at QTEs! Me doing Yakuza QTEs: YEAH ALRIGHT, THAT ONE WENT BY WAY TOO FAST! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO OF KNOWN WHAT BUTTON TO PRESS THAT QUICKLY ANYWAY!??
The harder difficulties give almost no time to react, by the way. Especially Legend/Ex-hard. (And what makes that especially hard is that if you die, you can't restart the fight, you have to reload from a previous save.)
This was hard for me to watch, I am never curious to find out what would of happen if I missed QTE command. Lol 0:51 - I know that must hurt like hell but, I'm relieved its just that and not what I originally thought was gonna happen.. 5:19 - ...I love Nishikis reaction to that, he's so surprised. XD
I remember being worried about being insta-killed by some of the QTE events, because of how long it was since I last saved. Good to know they are not instantly lethal.
0:38 When I first fought Kuze, I missed the QTE because I was in the middle of a combo. But I'm not even mad, cause even when you fail a QTE it's still awesome!
I love the Kuze fail for the first fight. Makes him seem actually skilled in boxing instead of being Kiryu’s punching bag in that sequence, and makes the fight evenly matched.
Kiryu QTE fails: failing to dodge a punch, takedown, or losing a sword duel Majima QTE fails: getting his fucking foot impaled, having his eye poked out, getting hit by a woman with a glass bottle, being crushed by a closing partition Is Majima a Happy Tree Friends character?
10:13 Tfw I actually died when I failed that last QTE and had to do the entire fight again (I didn't even have any healing items either btw, as I wasted them all before the fight trying to get through the that bloody Ship!)
I think missing some of these makes the fights better. The first Kuze QTE for example. Having him just barely dodge kinda adds to him being great at fighting. Kinda like their own heat attack
I could feel that Last Majima one having a thumb pressed into his eye from a falling over position. It does help that I'm as close to being blind as you could imagine in my own left eye.
I hope to see one of these for non-combat scenarios. Failing the QTE to give your business card to the guy at the cafe was hilarious and had me thinking about it and laughing days later.
@@CrystallizedBlackSkull kuzes a fucking beast, took 2 tiger drops and didnt even flinch, not to mention the liver punch at the first kiryu vs kuze qte, took it like a champ and even evaded kiryus attack
One of my favorite things about this game is that it never just goes, "You failed the QTE haha you died," and instead it just gives you a damage penalty, or the enemy a health boost. Good design.
I laughed at the QTE in a car chase,i mean seriously this car made from nano-powered adamantium or something?? And what will happen to Kazuma if you lose very last QTE in the game and he already got critical HP?
XellosDarkSlayer LOL, yeah, it's a laughable QTE fail. I miss the serious consequences of failing QTEs like back in Yakuza 3. Shit, I don't know how I forgot that one.. Good focusing you have there. I'll play today and check if something happens.
XellosDarkSlayer I've said it before, they made Shibusawa look too wimpy in this fight, especially in the QTEs. So it's kinda hard for me to imagine Shibusawa deliver such a punch :P I wish they made him tougher.
devilleon7 Well,i think this is not actually Shibusawa fault.Developers probably wanted to show just how angry and brutal Kazuma can be,so Shibusawa reaaaly didn't have any chances)))
I like how Shibusawa's last QTE doesn't even result in a death like some of the other final bosses in the series. Dude's been so absolutely wrecked by that point that even if he does land a hit, Kiryu just comes back in and takes him out anyway.
I just beat this game a couple of days ago and when I failed the QTE at 10:13 I thought I lost the fight but did a sigh of relief when I saw that Kiryu gives Shibusawa a punch to the face anyways.
I have yet to find evidence dissuading my theory that the Yakuza universe is actually comprised of people made of concrete that fill their clothes with and are constantly holding ketchup packets. There's just no other logical explanation.
They also are literally only capable of dying from gunshots at critical moments.
@@emetanti Nah, even during the critical moments, most of them are indestructible
6:07 there’s your evidence right there. Concrete aint shit to these dudes lmao
That should taken 75% of your health bar tho.
I was thinking bones of steel...
You forgot the Qte when you give Yamanoi your business card. Oda slaps Kiryu upside the head.
I actually failed that. It's cool that Kiryu accidentaly says that he's from Dojima family, and the Yamanoi mentions it. Quite a nice touch.
I didn't know that there will be QTE in conversation section. So I put down my controller and failed that entirely.
I restarted the game when I fucked it up cuz I didn’t want oda to be mad at me
Caleb Calhoun He tries to slap you again but Kiryu blocks it and Oda gets scared.
@@musa4574 Yeah, I missed it on purpose in my legend play through. I lol'd
>Gets pummeled and beaten in the head with glass object: Lose almost all your health
>Gets shanked by same guy: Lose a small portion of health.
>Gets shot in the head: Lose a small portion of health
@@pongsazaaa I'm pretty sure he got shot in his shoulder.
@@pongsazaaa he was shot in the shoulder...
>Get catfished by strange woman: lose like half of your health
@@coolguy7742 😂
Some of these were actually physically painful to watch...
***** Oh my god, that made me instantly smile/chuckle xD
devilleon7 I'm glad Lao Gui poking Majima's other eye out was out of frame, eye-based gore has always been really hard to watch for me.
***** Yeah, ouch.. Then I imagine that one scene where Majima lost his eye was painful for you as well.. xD
devilleon7 Yeah. And that part in Dead Space 2 where Isaac gets a huge needle in his eye if you fail a QTE during the final boss... :shudders:
Also I'd like to know how Kiryu getting his arm sliced by a buzzsaw, getting gashed open by a katana AND getting rocketed hurt less than him taking ashtrays to the face. That's just silly.
***** Owowow xD
LOL, I know right! Haha, it's waaay too silly. Not to mention the rocket launcher in the car chase QTE... That one is a different story xD
I love how alot of the QTE fails make you take damage as punishment, while Kuze roasts you for being bad
Psychic damage
@@genderlesswhale2868emotional damage
"You're so predictable!"
5:22 Majima says: "Nice swing"
Sera san sus
And yeh he did that
You get an achievement fot that too
@@travosk8668 Do you? I didn’t get the notification
@@travosk8668 i got the achievement too from ps4
It’s probably the difference in opponents, but Majima’s fails seem more painful
Ri Tenac without a doubt. Actually Majima should be 100% dead from a lot of them
Caleb Calhoun particularly the Awano punch and losing his good eye to Lao Gui.
majima fought tougher people
Majima's opponent consist of an ex-Chinese mafia hitman (Wei Han Lee), a literal madman (Nishitani), Tojo clan secret police (the Nikkyo consortum), and the most deadly assassin in the continent (Lao Gui), of course his fails are more painful
Hello Strangers don’t forget Kashiwagi too
5:27 I love that little “Reina” from Nishiki like even he’s impressed at what he’s just seen her do mid battle
Just noticed
he says "thank you reina" lol
@@crazyd4ve875 no he doesn’t lol
@@crazyd4ve875 he says it after getting the Stamina X from her, not the one with the bottle.
@@danklordthefourth7871 yea that's what I thought op meant lol
It's incredible, how many cool scenes are hidden behind failing the QTEs.
Most players should see a few of them
@@jackhazardous4008 Definitely saw Kashiwagi's...
@@John-Stark I got cut by the buzz saw while protecting Makoto
Almost like their own heat actions
@@jackhazardous4008 got eye poked, and to rub salt in the injury it's the only one I failed in 0
6:07 Majima’s head is harder than stone.
I'm impressed he didn't die at least,if not a wall odor.
@@rextx6313 You wonder why Majima became a mad dog lol
He’s the Japanese Hammerhead lol.
that perfectly cut punch after it lol
Failing that qte should’ve resulted in death, tbh. That punch would’ve pancaked his skull.
Arm: sawed off
Health: _drops by a small portion_
Don't forget heshoves the guy away with the arm that just got cut
Car gets 100% actually for real blown up by a rocket launcher and only takes scratch damage
This is Yakuza we talking about
Rubber buzzsaw
@@soundwaves8619 rubber rockets
Holy shit, the fact that Awano can punch Majima's head and crack the wall at the same time is scary yet awesome as hell. :)
david tong I know right! I thought if you'd fail the QTE, he'd just punch Majima and it'd cause a lot of damage, but nope, it causes less damage than I expected (unfortunately) but he still cracks the wall!
devilleon7 I had the same thought about that one part, like you would expect for Awano to deal some heavy dmg to you but it did less dmg than we both expected it to. Still that's insane that, again, Awano can not only punch Majima's head but still manage to crack the freakin' wall! Like holy crap!
david tong Haha, yeah, exactly xD
The fact that Majima can take a punch to the head that can crack a wall is awesome. Shows how tough Majima is.
@@devilleon7 In hindsight, Majima repeatedly gets back up no matter how many times Kiryu or anybody else beats him down. Even after getting shot and falling into the pier, even after being bloodied taking the entire Sengoku family, Majima appears to have lightning fast healing speeds and is back to normal his next appearance even if it happens at most a day later.
6:46 damn, there goes the other eye. Ouch:(
Going bilnd now.
Now Majima and Makoto can go on a blind date.
@@musa4574 I hate you XD
@@musa4574 HAHAHAHAHA
@@musa4574 You made my day xDDDDDD
whats funny is that you get a trophy if you fail the QTE as majima when reina hits you with the bottle it's like if it was made to happen.
It's just some guy on the internet Now I gotta replay this game...thxs
On PS4 the achievement is earned when you successfully achieve the qte.
@@Timebomb_19 no, actually you need to fail the QTE and it's a missable trophy
営Gabriel I completed the qte and still got the achievement
_ Stars _ no u need to fail that’s literally the requirement of the achievement
Wen Hai Lee's God Hand fail looks the most painful. As a karate instructor, I've been in similar joint locks. The thumb press just makes everything. Its applying pressure to one of the most sensitive pressure points in the human body which is the back of the forearm below the elbow. Applying pressure with the thumb like that in that specific joint lock has the pain equivalent of having a burning hot plate pressed against your skin as your arm breaks. In real life, majimas arm would be rendered unusable for the remainder of the fight and probably need a few hours to even heal just a little bit. Excruciatingly painful. Makes me wonder if actual martial artists put these moves in
Wow, this is very interesting.
More painful then getting stabbed though?
@@Badjazy
I've heard that getting stabbed feels like you are being punched.
The recovery is the most painful part of being stabbed, not the actual stabbing itself. :/
@@utisti4976 I guess that makes sense as the Adrenalin would first ease the pain.
I think an assassin trying to gouge your eye out with his thumb would probably be worse
Kashiwagi's superpunch is hilarious to see.
SHINE KAKYOIN!
FALCON PAWNCH!
I always fail at that one, smh.
@@astro6683 nigga why😭😭
B1gS3xy kakyoin 🤕
0:50 Lee’s face is great. Majima makes the same creepy grin in his heat move of punching a guy off the bridge
I do that grab with Majima all the time just for that face hehehe
Majima also does a similar grin when he does the knee drop
Honestly i do think the last missed qte actually makes that scene EVEN more badass than it already is.
Like shibusauwa almost defeated has a last ditch punch but kiryu just tanks it and delivers the finishing blow. Thats BADASS MAN!
It really does. I actually failed it and a couple of the other QTE's before it and it left Kiryu on an extremely tiny sliver of health as he landed the final blow. Made the fight feel a lot closer, more intense and more badass.
Yh in that last scene I actually missed the qte on accident as I thought the fight was done and didn’t expect the punch lol
My mentality with most of the QTE's was *if I fuck this up I'm dead* so I didn't miss most of em.
@@TheBigR02 during my legend playthrough it was the case
I thought that a Ryuji situation would’ve happened, where if you fucked up youd straight up die
6:08 You can see majima’s eye roll back. Fuck
Well no kid, Awano literally cracked the wall while throwing a deadly punch to Majima
The hit's effect is harder than the hit itselft, also Majima was lucky, if Awano punched him a certain point near the eyebrow he was already dead even if he survived the hit.
Awano had delivered maximum clobberage to Majima’s skull
5:31 This was like the only one I failed on purpose. Wanted to keep fighting Nishiki
4:40. That's one freaking durable car if an RPG failed to blow it up when it blows up every car in GTA.
5:41. That's all the little bottle of Staminan X can heal? You think Reina would have Staminan Spark instead but nooooo. Staminan X would suffice apparently
Volt46 My thoughts exactly about the car scene xD
As for the Staminan X QTE, I do wish she threw a better healing item xD Hahaha
Imagine if she threw a toughness infinity and you fail the QTE and bum, nishiki's health Is back to the green bar.
Even better, if Majima yoinks it, it is a full heal and heat gauge for him.
I love how so many of these are intense martial arts beatdowns, and then there's one where Majima just gets crushed by a closing partition.
If you say Kashiwagi's QTE on Hard/Legend is easy then either:
1. You're A liar
2. You guessed the button
3. You're A god/Devilleon7
Or you’re lucky
I somehow managed to pass it.
Ive done it without a problem, meanwhile when the Karaoke speeds up to its fastest speed I Can't get the prompts right.
The second one for me
I did the QTE on Hard with no fail. I played on PC. Low framerate.
10:15 Imagine dying to this QTE after all you did to kill him
ryuji fight in a nutshell
I honestly think failing it is more badass in a way
It shows that while Kiryu lacks the skill, he had the determination and strength to overcome his obstacles
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola thank you for making me not feel bad for missing literally the last qte in this game
@@pkpunchie Hi
@@okayegg2 omg hii
watching magima kick that knife into his own leg over and over is a bit painful...
Majima*
Did Nishiki just say "Thank you, Reina" (in english) when she trew the Staminan X to him?
+Eduardoeov Yep! :D
+devilleon7 Haha, he didn't even care what language to use, i guess it was just the...
(Put on glasses)
*Heat* of the *Action* =P
Eduardoeov YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
There was Andre richardson in Y3...
"Sankyuu" is a loan word in Japanese, just like you can find "sayonara" in an English dictionary.
I love how the failures range from getting horribly killed to just taking a slight amount of damage to... nothing. lol
0:38 This is much awesome than the success version :)
Miera Miujin I know what you mean :D
Miera Miujin another Kuze lover i see *highfive*
Kuze deserves more than just being Kiryu's punching bag
Thịnh Phan A fellow Yakuza fan told me how it would've been much better if Kuze won against Kiryu in the first battle or 2, but after Kiryu gains more experience, he'd be able to beat him. And I do agree.
I honestly thought I was supposed to lose when I first faced Kuze on my first playthrough.
devilleon7 indeed, that would help the battle making more sense too, like "Lose and you will be kicked out of the family", if Kiryu wins and still got kicked so what's the goal of the battle?
+石田鏡清（Leone A. Galante） Because Kiryu actually wanted to leave the family. Kuze chases him over and over precisely for leaving the Dojima family, which is why Kiryu is regarded as a traitor from that moment onwards. Kuze wanted him to stay, to manipulate Kiryu so as to become the 'kashira' of Dojima (the post that Kazama held before being sent to prison).
These are hilarious, thank for compiling this vid! Kiryu swing at dead air before dropping has to be my fave, LMAO (5:58)
After all of these fails it's amazing how Majima still has his other eye....
6:02 shouldve killed majima lol
Minus 80% of health for sure
5:08 blink and you will miss it this was the fastest qte I wish there was more battles with Kashiwagi he is my favorite yakuza.
If I recall you can fight him in one of the kiwami 1 climax battles
1:02 why do I find the sounds Majima does so hilarious? 🤣
Hilarious? That sounded painful as hell
Thank you, I've always wanted to see what the God Hand was.
Also the Kuze fails make it look like an evenly matched fight, I love it.
Sera is so badass...do you fight him ever again in the later instalments?
AND ALSO, didn't know there was a QTE where Nishiki was thrown the staminan during that fight...
He dies in the first one so no.
Leon Smith Dude, you suck
The game has been out for almost 13 years. Plus, his death is revealed an hour in the game, so it's not a spoiler. If you haven't played the game by then, it's your fault really.
Leon Smith Maybe he started with 0 smartass.
ShadicXD2010 hes answering a question
5:14 That hellish QTE … RIP Majima's chest …
You get like a second to react, so the "Nice dodge." Kashiwagi gives if you manage to hit the prompt is deserved
5:55 I like that even as he goes down he tries one last swing
Can't believe a punch that literally breaks concrete deals less damage than a gun.
Specifically a gun aimed at Majima's face (outside of a cutscene)
That wasn't even concrete. That was A MARBLE WALL that he put a fist-shaped hole and deep cracks into with one punch.
Majima: "Gosh golly, I've been stabbed, shot, and had my eyes gouged, better drink this energy drink and see perfectly again"
woah, it's hard for me to watch too. since i don't normally failed QTE and failing QTE is basically watching your fav character getting hit by enemies/bosses. But at least i know now, what's the consequences in failing them hahaha.
evolutionlancer4 Lol, you better be careful then, haha xD
anyway good job hahaha, i have a question though. did you cringe while failing it? since you did have to watch it in front of the TV. XD
evolutionlancer4 Nope :P
2:39 i love this qte in whole zero!
I think the canonical way for this qte is first fail(opening intro show this) second success cause the way the knife magicaly turn side is very clear.
I miss lee........
Death had to sneak up on him
I knew something bad was gonna happen due to how easy they seemed to escape but I didn't think the car was gonna explode
I'll be honest and say that I was not suprised by Lee's death considering I'm Irish and car bombs were common place a good few decades ago, so when Lee got into the car I went "his car's gonna blow up on hm isn't it? Yeeep"
There's still Saejima
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola but he doesn't have god hands
0:56 OH MY GOD that one made my body shiver
6:39 jesus christ poor Majima
6:29 ikr! I was like omg holy shit! 😖
@@minnasouen7460 everybody is so cruel to our poor boy Majima 😢
I find it hilarious that Majima survived that godly punch to the dome at 6:07
Seeing the damage output of their punches, and Majima's comments on them after they are beaten I have to wonder... Kashiwagi Vs. Awano?
CodyHeldreth Kashiwagi
melvin Abdoelkarim Awano literally broke a wall just by punching it, and his basically a legit OG so his probably been through more than kashiwagi
@@fortunateice6118 nah kashiwagi takes it. Awano got soft
I ran into and failed the one at 5:20 by complete accident.
I laughed so hard when I saw the achievement I had to pause the game.
Poor Makoto in the car chase :(
Suddenly her ears are ringing and she's covered in broken glass and fire
@@jackhazardous4008 atleast the air isn't constantly swooshing around her and the only thing she hears is "YAHOOOO"
Makoto yuki?
@@superboss3870 Mokoto Makimura
@@superboss3870 my man made a Persona 3 reference in a Yakuza video
4:53 is legitimately the only one I missed the whole game, then I just started getting hit more. Felt real brutal.
5:21 ladies glass!
Now I have to imagine that during the Cabaret Club minigame, the hostesses always hit Majima over the head with a bottle when they want another drink and Majima is just like "Another drink for the lady, of course"
0:00 swap ashtray
@@thorizon2187 lmfao
Gotta love how Majima still says "nice swing" when his consciousness is slipping away from the impact
6:07 That punch should have caused more damage. Either the wall is made of a weak material or Majima has a skull made of Iron.
4:16 I love how they give Majima the same exact QTE Saejima has
some of those fails looked really brutal or more like deadly. anyway thank you man for doing this and i am glad that i subscribed to you channel, keep up the good work :D
Kiryu: Is punched
Majima: Has his arm and back broken, is slashed across the face, stabbed through the ankle and palm, has his head bashed into the wall with such force it shatters, is shot, and has his eye gouged out
5:18 Ouch. But i bet Majima-san enjoy that coz he said 'nice swing'
Yeh he said that
2:33 I have seen a lot of painful failed QTE's, but for some reason that one takes the cake for me
What if when you failed the QTE where Lao Gui pokes Majima's eye, the screen either goes black or gets very blurry because Majima is now completely blind.
Me doing Metal Gear Rising QTEs: WOW! I'm really good at these! I'm great at QTEs!
Me doing Yakuza QTEs: YEAH ALRIGHT, THAT ONE WENT BY WAY TOO FAST! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO OF KNOWN WHAT BUTTON TO PRESS THAT QUICKLY ANYWAY!??
Same problem here. Almost every time i can't push right button. Before i can react it already too late.
Reading "to of known" hurts more than all the hits in the video combined
The harder difficulties give almost no time to react, by the way. Especially Legend/Ex-hard. (And what makes that especially hard is that if you die, you can't restart the fight, you have to reload from a previous save.)
Have you tried the telephone club QTE
@@ethanedwards3357 IM ON EASY AND ITS STILL FAST
This was hard for me to watch, I am never curious to find out what would of happen if I missed QTE command. Lol
0:51 - I know that must hurt like hell but, I'm relieved its just that and not what I originally thought was gonna happen..
5:19 - ...I love Nishikis reaction to that, he's so surprised. XD
***** Haha, I think I know what you thought was gonna happen with Lee's QTE :P
And yes, Nishiki's reaction to Reina's attack was awesome xD
6:46 Finally Majima got makoto :D
I like that Majima getting his head busted open by the Reina Swing is canon lol
I remember being worried about being insta-killed by some of the QTE events, because of how long it was since I last saved. Good to know they are not instantly lethal.
I hope there's a mod where the Lao Gui's QTE was Insta-Kill, because, they are the most brutal in the entire game
Funny how Kuze doesn't punish you for missing the QTE
5:46 its kinda cute and silly that kiryu just tries to punch kuze but flops on the ground
Ohhh so this is why Kiryu and Majima are so tough.
They went through hell of a beatings.
Most of those were painful especially for Majima D:😩😖
Rodney Christopher Yeah, poor Majima D: :P
They better not make the fails like Resident Evil in 6 lmao that's what it's starting to look like
They
Rodney Christopher Is that a good thing or a bad thing? xD
Both lmao
0:38 When I first fought Kuze, I missed the QTE because I was in the middle of a combo. But I'm not even mad, cause even when you fail a QTE it's still awesome!
I never realized how vulnerable Majima was in the games
If anything takes his other eye, he is BONED
Nothing can take Majima's other eye. Ask Lao Gui
I love the Kuze fail for the first fight. Makes him seem actually skilled in boxing instead of being Kiryu’s punching bag in that sequence, and makes the fight evenly matched.
Kiryu QTE fails: failing to dodge a punch, takedown, or losing a sword duel
Majima QTE fails: getting his fucking foot impaled, having his eye poked out, getting hit by a woman with a glass bottle, being crushed by a closing partition
Is Majima a Happy Tree Friends character?
10:13 Tfw I actually died when I failed that last QTE and had to do the entire fight again
(I didn't even have any healing items either btw, as I wasted them all before the fight trying to get through the that bloody Ship!)
The Gladstonian Liberal The hype would be completely gone
Same. Immediately stopped having fun with the game there. Didn't spend too long in Premium Adventure since I did most of the sidequests
I think missing some of these makes the fights better. The first Kuze QTE for example. Having him just barely dodge kinda adds to him being great at fighting. Kinda like their own heat attack
I could feel that Last Majima one having a thumb pressed into his eye from a falling over position. It does help that I'm as close to being blind as you could imagine in my own left eye.
6:10
Majima developed 45 different types of mental problems. 4 minutes later, he had a seizure
If that punch didn't result in instant death then it definitely would've resulted in what you just said lol
That how he hedbutt desk in Yakuza (kiwami) 2
I hope to see one of these for non-combat scenarios. Failing the QTE to give your business card to the guy at the cafe was hilarious and had me thinking about it and laughing days later.
5:50 oh shit I see that tiger punch animation
Kiryu: *TIGER DROP*
Kuze: *Tanks it and keeps going*
Kuze is a fucking monster
@@CrystallizedBlackSkull kuzes a fucking beast, took 2 tiger drops and didnt even flinch, not to mention the liver punch at the first kiryu vs kuze qte, took it like a champ and even evaded kiryus attack
It wasn’t a tiger drop
@@kevthacube7325 that's why I said animation instead of say that it was a full tiger drop silly boi
0:58 I would've squealed like a little girl for sure! Good lord... I felt that in my soul...
Lyu Kang Lol xD
Ida-da-da-da
5:19 when I saw this I laughed and let her hit me just to see it.
You actually get an achievement for being hit by that one too.
0:44 and 3:05 shows how Kuze was out of his prime till the end where finally lands a clean hard punch on Kiryu
It really pains me to see my boys getting their asses kicked like this 😫😩😂
One of my favorite things about this game is that it never just goes, "You failed the QTE haha you died," and instead it just gives you a damage penalty, or the enemy a health boost. Good design.
Yakuza 2 and 5 would like a word with you
Please don't remind me.
@@TF2BluSoldier Also I failed one of Tanimura's QTEs right at the end and it actually did straight up kill me when it wasn't scripted to do so lmao
5:54 I love how Kiryu still tries to take a swing at Kuze as he falls down
5:53 i love that kuze just tanks a tiger drop
I laughed at the QTE in a car chase,i mean seriously this car made from nano-powered adamantium or something??
And what will happen to Kazuma if you lose very last QTE in the game and he already got critical HP?
XellosDarkSlayer LOL, yeah, it's a laughable QTE fail. I miss the serious consequences of failing QTEs like back in Yakuza 3.
Shit, I don't know how I forgot that one.. Good focusing you have there.
I'll play today and check if something happens.
XellosDarkSlayer I just checked and thank god, nothing different happens, the only thing that happens is what you saw.
devilleon7
Awww,that's a little shame.I actually hoped,Kazuma get blown away from boss's punch and fly out of boatXD
XellosDarkSlayer I've said it before, they made Shibusawa look too wimpy in this fight, especially in the QTEs. So it's kinda hard for me to imagine Shibusawa deliver such a punch :P I wish they made him tougher.
devilleon7
Well,i think this is not actually Shibusawa fault.Developers probably wanted to show just how angry and brutal Kazuma can be,so Shibusawa reaaaly didn't have any chances)))
I like how Shibusawa's last QTE doesn't even result in a death like some of the other final bosses in the series. Dude's been so absolutely wrecked by that point that even if he does land a hit, Kiryu just comes back in and takes him out anyway.
Wait, If Lao gui really dig out majima' s only eye, oh man is painful
doge Ren the smartest guy in the series. If u can't beat majima, blind his fucking ass
Dayum those Kuze reflexes in the first fight, Kiryu doesn't take any physical damage if you fail but Kuze styles all over him in comparison.
I love how a bowl takes away more of your health bar than a gunshot
Thanks so much! I love this. Sosad but I can't stop laughing. Btw, when majima was injured , I feel the pain too ! It hurts!!! Omg
C AR You're most welcome :D Yeah, some of these are funny while others are so painful to watch XD
What hurt most to me is when he got stabbed in the eye apparently but didn't lose it
The Sera QTE was honestly so awesome I just let him have it his way all the time.
i always wanted to see what happens when i fail a QTE
thanks algorithm sama for bringing me here
Im so glad this exists! I feel like most people never get to see all the fails
You forgot one deadly QTE in chapter 5, when Kiryu and Oda were meeting Yamnoi in cafe.
Fun fact: in the yakuza official comic retelling of the games, Majima gets hit by Reina's bottle swing but gets the Staminan X
i like how Majima literally gets shot,yet he gets injured like if it was a punch
I just beat this game a couple of days ago and when I failed the QTE at 10:13 I thought I lost the fight but did a sigh of relief when I saw that Kiryu gives Shibusawa a punch to the face anyways.
How is Majima still alive?!
I suck at QTEs so I’ve seen most of these
The only one I saw was the one on the construction site with the table saw boss.
@@jackhazardous4008 same
The only one I saw was Kashiwagi on Legend. That guy is a badass.
0:58 If he used the whole hand, Majima's right eye will not be the only one missing.
I cracked up when Majima gets the taste of God's Hand xD "ITATATATATTATATA"
*I have reached a level of stress that no man has ever reached ever before*
i honestly didn't expect lee's godhand to play out like that, but i'm kinda relieved