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Dagoth Ur Hates "Good" Morning

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.พ. 2023
  • There's Nothing good about mornings

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  • @Verixz-mz4zj
    @Verixz-mz4zj ปีที่แล้ว +252

    that “fucking disgusting” felt way too real

    • @Fck_the_atf
      @Fck_the_atf ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dagoth Ur is probably the most used ai voice rn. It would make since for his voice to sound the best if the ai for his voice is constantly being used.

  • @xezberzs96
    @xezberzs96 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Dagoth even sounds groggy.

  • @TriTomMaximum
    @TriTomMaximum ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "..... I just wanted to say I hope your day goes well, my guy."

    • @kaiawase
      @kaiawase ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm not your guy, pal.

    • @beamrunner0471
      @beamrunner0471 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@kaiawase I’m not your pal, friend!

    • @bakedgoods7116
      @bakedgoods7116 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@beamrunner0471 I'm not your friend, buddy.

    • @TriTomMaximum
      @TriTomMaximum ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bakedgoods7116 He's not your buddy, guy!

    • @overdrivedrinker8284
      @overdrivedrinker8284 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TriTomMaximum You’re not his guy, man!

  • @Obsidius101
    @Obsidius101 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It's no coincidence that it sounds exactly the same as the word mourning. We mourn the loss of our relaxation.

    • @lordgorgane
      @lordgorgane  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is this how you honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned?

  • @micahraney732
    @micahraney732 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    The original phrase is "God give you a good morrow". As the use of 'morrow' fell out of favor (you could say it has been *lost to the Morrow-wind*), it was changed to morning, and as it became a common expression, the shorthand was to chop off the God bit at the beginning. "Morning" would be an equally valid shortening, though the original etymology implies that the phrase was always to grant a blessing or boon, rather than to observe the morning being good, or to insist to others that they must enjoy it. In other words, the point of wishing someone good morning is not to spit in the face of their feelings, but rather to recognize them as they are and convey the dignity of being seen and cared about. Only the shorthand has made this fact less obvious, and with shortening to "morning", any chance of recovery is lost, and it will revert to a pure, emotionless observation as society gradually forgets.

    • @micahraney732
      @micahraney732 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Also, fun fact, the tune of the "happy birthday" song originally went with a song called "Good Morning To You".

    • @Earoist
      @Earoist ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@micahraney732 how tf have I never noticed that? god damn

    • @brassmoustache1392
      @brassmoustache1392 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Love etymology, and I love trivia. Thank you for teaching me something new!

    • @kengrantk
      @kengrantk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Etymological existentialism.

    • @n.c.lightning
      @n.c.lightning ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If only Bilbo knew this when Gandalf asked why it was a good morning hahaha

  • @Jotun885
    @Jotun885 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I listen to this every morning, it is the only way I can survive at this point...

  • @baldygrey2779
    @baldygrey2779 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This is just what I needed at 5:30 am

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed, but it's 0549

    • @Mr_MiLLiN
      @Mr_MiLLiN ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RT-qd8yl No, it’s 9:43 pm

  • @jenniferadams7582
    @jenniferadams7582 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "We Were Sleepers"

  • @HaraceHavoc
    @HaraceHavoc ปีที่แล้ว +58

    My man needs a coffee. Or maybe a night schedule since mornings are so intrinsically awful

    • @nemtudom5074
      @nemtudom5074 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea but night schedules are hard to come by

    • @edfreak9001
      @edfreak9001 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nemtudom5074 it depends, some places need the help closing because people don't want to deal with everything being closed when they get off, etc etc
      i've worked closing shifts and personally while it sucks being unable to be lazy and order from anywhere except the pizza places that are likely full of overworked teenagers praying they don't get a final rush of calls, it's still better than having to wake up before 10 AM

    • @nemtudom5074
      @nemtudom5074 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@edfreak9001 Yea, i agree. Having to wake up early is the worst.
      I just wish i had a job where i was doing afternoon or night shifts for not shit money

  • @alexp.4270
    @alexp.4270 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Truly, this gives a new meaning to the tribe unmorned.

  • @adrianaslund8605
    @adrianaslund8605 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    All this time I thought he was self employed as a god I had no idea he was even employed outside of that.

    • @theylivewesleep.5139
      @theylivewesleep.5139 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He used to sell heartstones, but they’ve mostly been ejected from red mountain.

  • @1337m4n
    @1337m4n ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning, or do you mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not? Or, perhaps you mean to say that you feel good on this particular morning? Or are you simply stating that this is a morning to be good on?"

  • @tortoisesoup16
    @tortoisesoup16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If it was a good morning, I'd be fishing with Moon and Star

  • @frozarburst6350
    @frozarburst6350 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Literally hearing this while getting up for work and not feeling like going

  • @raven_glass
    @raven_glass ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I have never before identified so closely with a fictional character.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. Man just explained why I hate mornings so well

  • @TheSkepticalPanda
    @TheSkepticalPanda ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Morning.
    I feel every word of this rant.

  • @richhartnell6233
    @richhartnell6233 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ve seen a lot of these but this is the best one so far made me lol several times. You got a talent for these, you should make more.

  • @YoloHunt
    @YoloHunt ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of the few phrases I can agree with from this god’s monologues.

  • @kaiawase
    @kaiawase ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm the guy who says good morning no matter what time of day it currently is.

    • @RyuKaguya
      @RyuKaguya ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So you are the embodiment of chaos

    • @cowboydan507
      @cowboydan507 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Is this how you Honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?

  • @haydengansler5579
    @haydengansler5579 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ive found that most good quality Dagoth AI skits like this one sound like they would fit perfectly into a George Carlin set

  • @stargazerspark4499
    @stargazerspark4499 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay "somebody" woke up on the wrong side of Red Mountain this morning.

  • @calus_bath_water
    @calus_bath_water ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always just say " mornin' "

  • @CalebIsAnOldNerd
    @CalebIsAnOldNerd ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

  • @ElderScrollsEnjoyer
    @ElderScrollsEnjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mornings by themselves are not inherently disgusting. It is the dreaded mundane work week that makes us perceive them that way.

  • @bobbywasabi5982
    @bobbywasabi5982 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m proud to say I never ever say good morning. I simply say “I greet you”

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is why I work nights. I'm poor but much more well rested.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can work the mornings and still be poor lol

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jordandennis6794 Dude - duh 🤣 lol. But I can't work the mornings and be well rested. Having Delayed Sleep Phase is fine as long as I can sleep in till I'm ready to get up.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DennisMoore664 Well I'm happy it works for you lol

    • @nasty2168
      @nasty2168 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@DennisMoore664 Good evening

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nasty2168 Hey, Nasty! And a fine evening it's been.

  • @gamertime4949
    @gamertime4949 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i only say morning cause if it was a good morning i’d be doing skooma

  • @Sadwav
    @Sadwav ปีที่แล้ว +3

    More like mourning

  • @chriskaplan6109
    @chriskaplan6109 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is my boss when I say good morning lol

  • @momoatsuko727
    @momoatsuko727 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    someone isn't a morning person 🙊

  • @willpoweramv
    @willpoweramv ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This sounds personal lol

  • @rovernant2440
    @rovernant2440 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    «Good morning.» «WhAtS sO gOoD AbOuT iT?»

  • @jesseh.5223
    @jesseh.5223 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    But it's always a good morning when you post, Lord Dagoth! 😢

  • @korubi_eCSTatic
    @korubi_eCSTatic ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dagoth Ur sounds like he could use a dual script of benzos and adderall, which ends up making mornings AWESOME

  • @alexanderradcliffe5578
    @alexanderradcliffe5578 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had a summer internship with the workday starting at 7am. Nobody ever said "good morning", only "morning". I'm convinced we all saw this video 😂

  • @TheLIMAK8
    @TheLIMAK8 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's why i used "Suffer well". Means the same, but just without arrogance xD

  • @madameghostie
    @madameghostie ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gandalf moment

  • @fushionjkjm6263
    @fushionjkjm6263 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I only say "morning" because if it were a "Good morning" I would be fishin

  • @dampintellect
    @dampintellect ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We should just be throwing a grunt at most, using words like "good" and "morning" honors the mongrel dog time of day far too much.

  • @palchristianandersen9086
    @palchristianandersen9086 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dagoth Redditur

  • @jordandennis6794
    @jordandennis6794 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dagoth Ur been on point lately.

  • @SaotomeLuna
    @SaotomeLuna ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I say "G'Morning"
    As in, "Guh, Morning"
    As in, "Good god can you believe that another morning is upon us? The pain never ceases"

  • @htchn
    @htchn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Literally me

  • @MrROTD
    @MrROTD ปีที่แล้ว

    Its the bare minimum greeting at work when you see a co worker, its a polite gesture to aknowlege them, on the other hand doing that for some douche I hate makes my stomach turn, f that guy.

  • @MrBrimbles
    @MrBrimbles ปีที่แล้ว

    Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondaaays...!

  • @bibo3282
    @bibo3282 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good Morning

  • @MysteriumArcanum
    @MysteriumArcanum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pretty sure this is damn near word for word a part of a George Carlin bit

  • @jakestuck0309
    @jakestuck0309 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sir this is a Panera drive thru

  • @GuardDog42
    @GuardDog42 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The tribe unmorned

  • @justjoeable
    @justjoeable ปีที่แล้ว +2

    words of wisdom

  • @gummyboots
    @gummyboots ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "that shit is violent"

  • @zakpeppers6594
    @zakpeppers6594 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dagoth, what about "top o' the morning to ya"?

  • @BarefootKommando
    @BarefootKommando ปีที่แล้ว

    Well someone has a case of the mondays!

  • @ShxpxRok
    @ShxpxRok ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fine bad morning to you then o . o

  • @TheBigFattyDoink
    @TheBigFattyDoink ปีที่แล้ว

    Well good morning to you too!

  • @cowboydan507
    @cowboydan507 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this. Very Bukowskian.

  • @cultofgunter881
    @cultofgunter881 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Uncle Grandpa has entered the chat*

  • @BarryNicee
    @BarryNicee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is why I work night shift

    • @nasty2168
      @nasty2168 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good Evening

  • @ostrava_
    @ostrava_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nothing about the tribe un-mourned? No mention that he is a living God? No references to the mongrel dogs of the empire? Oh what a grand and intoxicating ignorance.

  • @jacobfreeman8198
    @jacobfreeman8198 ปีที่แล้ว

    good morning dagoth ur

  • @mmmm-ayboy
    @mmmm-ayboy ปีที่แล้ว

    We all have a dagoth ur at the workplace

  • @carsoncasmirri3874
    @carsoncasmirri3874 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Meh. For me it was always just a custom and courtesy that I was raised with and one that the Marine Corps further instilled in me. If I say that to you it’s my way of acknowledging your existence and if needed starting a conversation as to anything important that needs to be done sooner rather than later.

  • @bigj8809
    @bigj8809 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just say morning

  • @bingos806
    @bingos806 ปีที่แล้ว

    “The m word” killed me

  • @TheDive99
    @TheDive99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is this how you morn?

  • @IntermissionForBunny
    @IntermissionForBunny ปีที่แล้ว

    good morning sirs :)

  • @MikeSchwab-sk2xo
    @MikeSchwab-sk2xo ปีที่แล้ว

    Negativenancyglowtard

  • @crusadergrel4343
    @crusadergrel4343 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have to agree with him i hate when people say good morning too

  • @acidtripediting
    @acidtripediting ปีที่แล้ว

    Accurate

  • @dexgrease5820
    @dexgrease5820 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is out of control 😂

  • @sidthekid1061
    @sidthekid1061 ปีที่แล้ว

    I only say "morn'n". But what if everyone said "fine rising", thoughts?

  • @Ollyatlas
    @Ollyatlas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    90th sub

    • @lordgorgane
      @lordgorgane  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gonna have to do 90th subscriber special. 😩

  • @StygianNightmare
    @StygianNightmare ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had no idea Dagoth Ur was from Wisconsin

  • @FishTankEnjoyer
    @FishTankEnjoyer ปีที่แล้ว

    Just wait until he finds out about the subcontinent of India

  • @hopper__
    @hopper__ ปีที่แล้ว

    yall treat Morning terribly, she's good and is not responsible for our suffering we human kind put upon ourselves

    • @hopper__
      @hopper__ ปีที่แล้ว

      but this monologue was a pure joy, thank you

  • @cptmorgan2523
    @cptmorgan2523 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    OK, but not as thoughtful when Tolkien gave "good morning" a thorough autopsy.

  • @vraelp1668
    @vraelp1668 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you hate your mornings this much you might want a life change.

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 ปีที่แล้ว

    It doesn't repulse me to hear someone say it, but I have instinctively just stopped saying "Good morning" to just 'morning' as a greeting. So I get it, not as angry or anything but I understand it's a bit of a dumb thing to say.

  • @maluinthe90s
    @maluinthe90s ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wake up for work at 430 am every day. When I get to work, I just saying, "morning," to my coworkers. Often I get, "it isn't a good morning." For which I reply, "just said morning. Not good. I'm just making an observation, not asking a question."

  • @SkippTrip
    @SkippTrip ปีที่แล้ว

    Vote for Dagoth Ur.

  • @Deathelement53
    @Deathelement53 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love this because there was another one with dagoth ur bitching about losers who hate small talk like it's the worse thing ever. Truly dagoth ur is based

  • @lukebrown3658
    @lukebrown3658 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well I get it I was a drug addict and alcoholic I used to drink as soon as I woke up then get high. Don’t do skooma kids

  • @ShreddedSteel
    @ShreddedSteel ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ... I'm actually a morning person.
    there is no one worse than me and I apologize.
    You probably think im being facetious, But im not. I not only realize that others do not like someone who is 227% every morning, But i embrace and exacerbate it

    • @nathanabel8169
      @nathanabel8169 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are not alone

    • @Keithjustkeithwastaken
      @Keithjustkeithwastaken ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nothing better then positive people dont let this jackass get you down.

  • @Banana-ej5ji
    @Banana-ej5ji ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Based

  • @Serjo777
    @Serjo777 ปีที่แล้ว

    While I agree with everything you said about mornings, "good morning" is someone _wishing_ you a good morning, not stating that it is one.

  • @phantomkelgar3704
    @phantomkelgar3704 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    not bad but you lose points for neglecting to include "Nerevar" "Mongrel Imperials" or anything actually relating to Dagoth-Ur or Morrowind.
    overall: D-

    • @azzy8121
      @azzy8121 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seethe

  • @KCUFyoufordoxingme
    @KCUFyoufordoxingme ปีที่แล้ว

    Did he just use the word "good" followed by the word "person?"

  • @pyrolee17
    @pyrolee17 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That sounds like a personal problem

  • @polga9764
    @polga9764 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What's the original video or post?

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm almost positive it's a reference to a George Carlin bit

  • @CSLFiero
    @CSLFiero ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gm (say it back rn)

  • @Blue-gg3ve
    @Blue-gg3ve ปีที่แล้ว

    What about good night?

  • @josephfusco7941
    @josephfusco7941 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dagoth is a hater. For a House of Dreamers he sure lacks vision lol

  • @AlxanderBrd
    @AlxanderBrd ปีที่แล้ว

    Meh dagoth urs not a punk. Immersion broken

  • @MrSexyHamburger
    @MrSexyHamburger ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Written by a teenager

  • @bloodgush25
    @bloodgush25 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whoever made this one has some underlying anger issues I think

  • @SomeGuy-gc8zs
    @SomeGuy-gc8zs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I agree with Dagoth Ur (the god). "Good morning" is inherently oxymoronic, there is nothing fucking good about any time before 1300hrs.