It doesn't repulse me to hear someone say it, but I have instinctively just stopped saying "Good morning" to just 'morning' as a greeting. So I get it, not as angry or anything but I understand it's a bit of a dumb thing to say.
Its the bare minimum greeting at work when you see a co worker, its a polite gesture to aknowlege them, on the other hand doing that for some douche I hate makes my stomach turn, f that guy.
Nothing about the tribe un-mourned? No mention that he is a living God? No references to the mongrel dogs of the empire? Oh what a grand and intoxicating ignorance.
Let’s take a minute to acknowledge that the addition of a single letter, morning turns it into an adjective meaning “to mourn.”
Pretty sure this is damn near word for word a part of a George Carlin bit
But it's always a good morning when you post, Lord Dagoth! 😢
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Gonna have to do 90th subscriber special. 😩
That's why i used "Suffer well". Means the same, but just without arrogance xD
I’m proud to say I never ever say good morning. I simply say “I greet you”
I love this. Very Bukowskian.
I agree with Dagoth Ur (the god). "Good morning" is inherently oxymoronic, there is nothing fucking good about any time before 1300hrs.
I had a summer internship with the workday starting at 7am. Nobody ever said "good morning", only "morning". I'm convinced we all saw this video 😂
Mornings by themselves are not inherently disgusting. It is the dreaded mundane work week that makes us perceive them that way.
It doesn't repulse me to hear someone say it, but I have instinctively just stopped saying "Good morning" to just 'morning' as a greeting. So I get it, not as angry or anything but I understand it's a bit of a dumb thing to say.
Dagoth Ur sounds like he could use a dual script of benzos and adderall, which ends up making mornings AWESOME
Bilbo Buggins ass shit
Dagoth, what about "top o' the morning to ya"?
yall treat Morning terribly, she's good and is not responsible for our suffering we human kind put upon ourselves
but this monologue was a pure joy, thank you
Did he just use the word "good" followed by the word "person?"
If you hate your mornings this much you might want a life change.
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Good Morning
Is this how you morn?
Sir this is a Panera drive thru
It's no coincidence that it sounds exactly the same as the word mourning. We mourn the loss of our relaxation.
Is this how you honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned?
Meh dagoth urs not a punk. Immersion broken
While I agree with everything you said about mornings, "good morning" is someone _wishing_ you a good morning, not stating that it is one.
Just wait until he finds out about the subcontinent of India
Truly, this gives a new meaning to the tribe unmorned.
This sounds personal lol
Vote for Dagoth Ur.
*Uncle Grandpa has entered the chat*
I only say "morn'n". But what if everyone said "fine rising", thoughts?
Well good morning to you too!
«Good morning.» «WhAtS sO gOoD AbOuT iT?»
If it was a good morning, I'd be fishing with Moon and Star
This is out of control 😂
Accurate
Its the bare minimum greeting at work when you see a co worker, its a polite gesture to aknowlege them, on the other hand doing that for some douche I hate makes my stomach turn, f that guy.
Nothing about the tribe un-mourned? No mention that he is a living God? No references to the mongrel dogs of the empire? Oh what a grand and intoxicating ignorance.
"that shit is violent"
Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.
Literally hearing this while getting up for work and not feeling like going
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Dagoth Ur been on point lately.
I just say morning
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondaaays...!
Ive found that most good quality Dagoth AI skits like this one sound like they would fit perfectly into a George Carlin set
Whoever made this one has some underlying anger issues I think
I’ve seen a lot of these but this is the best one so far made me lol several times. You got a talent for these, you should make more.
i only say morning cause if it was a good morning i’d be doing skooma
This is why I work night shift
Good Evening
“The m word” killed me