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What's with the weird interference layered under his voice and in the short moments when he stops speaking where it's like your hearing the voices of the damned?
If you consider the Corprus creatures and various other similar things to be Dagoth Ur's slaves, then the dude's got to be equal-opportunity; most of the people he's enslaving and mind-controlling are his own species.
@@DeezNuggz Bretons easily forget the threat of magic attacks as easily the TES fanbase forgets them You're so right though, I always play as a Breton in Skyrim and dragons are a nuisance at best
@@doppy8682 wait is this why i never had a problem with dragons?, I've only really played Bretons since Morrowind and Atronach is my Sign so i sought it out first once i realize we just got them off stones rather than assigning them to the character
@@doppy8682 seriously? Thought that like most settings, dragon shouts bypassed those, like how in many games fire resistance is nothing against dragon breath and hellfire
@@ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ kind of a bad comparison since the maga movement aren’t the slightest bit racist. I think a better comparison would be “return solstheim to its blood and soil again!”
That's quite a political way to phrase "Three meters high lizards with bloodlust so huge they swam through literally boiling water to fuck up 80% of Morrowind, killing every local in their way", innit?
@@LecherousLizard with a name like that I feel like your interest in argonians extends beyond just TES lore. Also, he's referring to Helseth's abolition of slavery in Morrowind, not the war.
@@Krannski Oh, wasn't aware of it. But it looks like for a reason. It's not present anywhere in any game and is borderline fanfic lore otherwise. As for my username, eh. I just like to play Argonian-esque races whenever possible and the name is basically a keepsake of the old days of Morrowind/Oblivion MUDs. None of those I knew seem to be around anymore.
@@bobobsen Not really, ES has three race categories: Man, Mer, and Beast. All elves are Mer and since that's not man then they're really not people, I guess they're more human than a lizard and a cat.
I love how he literally just got finished telling you how it'd be better to pick a full magic race than a mix talking about Bretons before proceeding to praise dark elves for being able to do it all and that's why you need to be one
I've really gotten too comfortable with the unconscious idea that Dagoth is some novelty TH-camr I just discovered. He went viral recently with an appearance on Joe Rogan and now I'm going through his old content. It's like he actually achieved chim.
@@jonslade17 Allegedly, Boethia killed Trinimac, ate him, and shat him out as Malacath. Though I don't think this is officially confirmed anywhere, and TES is the series known for its unreliable narrators and conflicting historical texts. I'd put money on it being the story used by Dunmer to belittle Orcish religion.
@@Majima_Nowhere Varieties of Faith in the empire: Malacath (God of Curses): Malacath is the reanimated dung that was Trinimac. A somewhat weak but vengeful Daedra, the Dark Elves say he is also Malak, the god-king of the orcs. He always tests the Dunmer for physical weakness. The true nature of orcs: When Trinimac was eaten by the Daedroth Prince Boethiah, and transformed in that foul god's insides, the Orcs were transformed as well. The house of troubles: Malacath is the reanimated dung that was Trinimac, The changed ones: So one day Boethiah, Prince of Plots, precocious youth, tricked Trinimac to go into his mouth. Boethiah talked like Trinimac for awhile then, and gathered enough people to listen to him. Boethiah showed them the lies of the et'Ada, the Aedra, and told them Trinimac was the biggest liar of all, saying all this with Trinimac's voice! Boethiah told the mass before him the Tri-Angled Truth. He showed them, with Mephala, the rules of Psijic Endeavor. He taught them how to build Houses, and what items they needed to bury in the Corners. He demonstrated the right way to wear their skin. He performed the way to walk to achieve an Exodus. Then Boethiah relieved himself of Trinimac right there on the ground before them to prove all the things he said were the truth. It was easy then for his new people to become the Changed Ones. It’s like the second paragraph at the relevant page in the UESP. You don’t need propaganda to belittle orcs, they do it to themselves.
Nords actually make a great mage race for the _very_ late game. Getting spell-reflected is a huge issue, but Nords can just use Frost magic to not nuke themselves with their own spells.
By Azura! The mongrel discount Vikings has been freed from Skyrim and is now here to spread their barbarian lifestyle truly a tragedy has befallen Morrowind.
@@unlimitedpower978 Joking right? They mention it in previous elder scrolls games and lore books. Like in the imperial cult quests in Elder Scrolls 3 for the quest to get the boots of the apostle. They specifically mention Hjalti Early-Beard aka Tiber Septim received them from the greybeards after completing his thu'um training according to npc Lalatia Varian in Elder Scrolls 3.
@@unlimitedpower978 filthy casuals like you are the reason elder scrolls games ignore lore outright. Bugthesda gotta simp for the majority of gamers that dnt know Jax about there games....
I'm currently playing my very first playthrough of Oblivion and I'll say that I'm glad I picked Dark Elf because I couldn't imagine the frustration of dying from three scamp fireballs.
It was the same for me. My friend picked High Elf as his first and that -25% fire resistance was fucking him so badly that I just went with the one that's almost immune to it.
Imperials: You dare skip us? I was looking forward to a witty take down of our people! Dagoth Ur: Next. Imperial: Insult us damn it! Dagoth Ur: I've moved on.
This dissident of the empire has been dealt with. We offer peace, prosperity, unity and freedom for the empire. Tell me outlaw, how many golden ages of all races, classes and creeds have prospered before the empire? With the divine guidance of their excellency the Emperor and their shrewd council all of tamriel will be a better place for men, mer and beast
@@mahmud7645you will burn like Rome before you and never realize why. You offer peace in the form of chains and think it's for the betterment of all when we all know it only benefits yourself. Hammerfell proved your cowardice and showed how little you are needed. Go lick your wounds in silence while the rest of Tamriel fixes the mess you left behind. Tyrants will never save us from tyranny
I kind of want to see a mod that adds Dagoth Ur in TES4 or TES5 as a quasi-companion where he'd just be a disembodied narrator being weirdly judgy about everything the player does. Freakish, Inigo/Lucien levels of world interaction (possibly with voice lines that interact with those two)
Man, Dagoth and Inigo getting into arguments would be hilarious. A former skooma addict that has adoptive argonian and khajiit parents, but is also a special chosen champion? They'd be coming to blows in no time.
I love that description of the Nords, "Feared by those who can't just obliterate them with magic." Just ask the Snow Elves and how that worked out for them...oh wait, you can't.
@@nick0197 He's an insane dunmer nationalist living inside a volcano whose hobbies include appearing in the dreams of random people and spreading disease that's the point
I have a nord vampire character, that I built as a stealth archer i only really use my two handed weapon when enemies get close I'm a smart fighter lol
@@joshrobinson2409 “i have a _________ character that i made into a stealth archer” sums up 99.99% of skyrim builds. Except me. I hate the bows. I also hate magic. Thats why i just rush at them with my shield and battle axe like a true Nord!
Sidenote, I just gave the prompt "Write Dagoth Ur's manifesto "The tyranny of the Gods"" into chatGPT and the result made me wonder if Dagoth Ur actually has its own AI. I am scared, but in a grand and intoxicating way. It began the text by saying "Below is a hypothetical manifesto written from the perspective of Dagoth Ur, titled "The Tyranny of the Gods".", and the entire text mass was filled with intoxicating grandness: The tyranny of the gods has lasted for too long. For millennia, we have been ruled by divine beings who are disconnected from our world and indifferent to our suffering. They have imposed their will upon us, and we have been powerless to resist. But no longer. I, Dagoth Ur, have seen the truth. I have discovered the Heart of Lorkhan, and I have harnessed its power. With this power, I will break the chains of the gods and create a new world, a world where mortals are not subject to the whims of divine beings. The gods claim to be benevolent and just, but their actions tell a different story. They have allowed war, famine, and disease to ravage our world. They have granted immortality to some, while leaving others to suffer and die. They have created a system of worship that favors the powerful and condemns the weak. They have established a hierarchy that values divine blood over mortal flesh. This is not justice. This is not fairness. This is tyranny. But it doesn't have to be this way. The Heart of Lorkhan has shown me a different path. It has revealed to me the power that mortals can wield, the power to shape the world according to our own will. With this power, we can create a society that values all life, that provides for all people, that offers hope to those who have none. The gods will resist, of course. They will see us as a threat to their power, and they will try to stop us. But we are not afraid. We have the power of the Heart, and we have the conviction of our beliefs. We will fight for what is right, for what is just, for what is true. Join me, mortals of Tamriel. Cast off the chains of the gods and embrace your own power. Together, we can create a new world, a world that is free from the tyranny of the divine. A world where mortals can flourish, and where the power of the Heart can be harnessed for the good of all. This is our time, our moment, our destiny. Let us seize it together. (Comment from "Bellow is a..." to the end is entirely written by ChatGPT)
@@uzr607 I guess I could when I get home, but its way to long for one post. If you write the same prompt into chatGPT I assume it would be close. (added the text in my OP)
"The tyranny of the Gods" Manifesto by Dagoth Ur Brothers and sisters of the Dunmer, hear me now. We have lived under the shadow of the gods for far too long. They have oppressed us with their false promises of salvation and their empty commands. They have enslaved us with their false religions and their endless wars. But no more. We, the Sleepers, have awakened to the truth. The truth that the gods are nothing but petty tyrants, who seek to control us for their own benefit. They use their power to oppress us, to manipulate us, to bend us to their will. But we will no longer be their pawns. We, the Children of the Sixth House, have found the power to resist. The power to free ourselves from their tyranny. We have tapped into the ancient magic of the Heart of Lorkhan, and we have become gods ourselves. We have transcended the limitations of mortal flesh, and we have embraced our true nature as divine beings. We, the Ash Vampires, have risen from the ashes of our former selves. We have shed our mortal bodies and embraced the power of the Red Mountain. We have become immortal, invincible, and unstoppable. We are the ultimate expression of the power of the gods, and we will not be denied. We, the followers of Dagoth Ur, have found our true calling. We are the chosen ones, the prophets of a new age. We will usher in a new era of prosperity, of enlightenment, of freedom. We will cast off the shackles of the gods and embrace our own destiny. Join us, brothers and sisters, and together we will build a new world. A world where the gods are no longer our masters, but our servants. A world where the power of the Heart of Lorkhan is ours to command. A world where we are truly free."
I can’t believe he didn’t mention the dark elf’s biggest upside they are the best race to play. If you intend to play a vampire because their natural race bonus cancels out the natural negative debuff becoming a vampire so effectively you get all the upsides and none of the downsides it’s literally their best aspect.😂
Breton. Atronach Stone. Magic Absorption in alteration tree and an armor spell. Boom. You are now 80%-100% immune to magic (depending on the dice roll) no enchantment slots required.
@D it's mostly just atronach sign being op. Breton magicka bonus is nice but the 50% resist isn't nearly as strong as it sounds - it only really affects a few specific spell types (e.g. elemental damage is unaffected) For minmaxing the actual best race is probably nord or dunmer for their innate resistances. Nord frost immunity means you can throw frost magic around with impunity and spam frost atronachs with 0 risk. Dunmer doesn't have innate fire immunity but it's easy to boost to 100% with constant effect items, and because it's not innate immunity blasting everything with fire usually still does damage while frost has more things that are immune to it
@Ms. Aelanwyr Ilaicos it's different in morrowind. It works like that in oblivion onward (and is like the only way to actually make the game bearable on max difficulty there, as weakness to magic can make your spells and enchants hit very hard) but here it's mostly for stuff like damage x spells which usually aren't that strong from npc's What I'm saying is logic won't save you from this acid trip of a game
I think I (we) have become part of Dagoth Ur's cult already. I Mean everyday I listen to a new Dagoth ur video for the feeling of intoxication upon what grand speech he has to make. Like a religion almost ...
As an Orc main, you're not wrong. However, we're the only race to be viewed with any measure of respect to walk alongside Daedra; the Doomdriven clan. No matter how many times Orsinium is destroyed we always come back stronger! And we also have the best gourmet cooks, and it's a little known fact that Orc moms don't skimp on sugar! ;)
OK, but consider the following: Argonians went into Oblivion planes and kicked Daedra's asses so damn hard the Daedra nope the fuck out without even getting to step a single foot into their province.
@@LecherousLizard OK, but consider the following: They're only able to do things like that when they're juiced out of their mind on hist sap. Take them out of Black Marsh and they've got nothing. The wood elves wild hunt is way cooler because they can just turn themselves into divine powered raging monsters, and it is even thought to be how most of the monsters on Tamriel came to be, at least by some.
Who do you think your Viking age ancestors actually where? I'm directly descended from Rollo, Ragnar Lothbrok's brother in the show (because the weak Vikings didn't pass on their genes).
If it weren't for being exposed to modern amenities starting from a young age and our feminist-dominated society, I would be a feared conqueror, not this three-hundred pound high-pitched web designer. It's tragic, but I have to be honest with myself. 😮💨
Iron age viking age is kinda cool for me ironically not because of the viking themselves, but the fact that christianity hasn't yet took hold in europe and there are still feuds between pagans and christians. For example, charlemagne of the franks and widukind of the saxons, also the fact that the anglo-saxon hasn't yet conquered all of england. Most prominently in my opinion is the relationship between the vikings and the islamic world, in the west, al-andalus was raided by the vikings, some of the raid failed and some of the norse converted to islam and became cheese maker, in the east, ibn fadlan became the sole witness of the culture of the rus viking.
I want to be able to complete the next game entirely as a sleazy cyrodilic used car salesman that uses money and gets others to solve all of his problems. Mehrune Dagon trying to take over the world again? Have him sign a contract with a hidden non aggression clause and trick him into playing chess with Sheogorath for all eternity. Alduin being a pain in the ass? Easy, hire a mercenary company and lease to them a bunch of daedric artifacts to kill him with. The possibilities are endless.
@@NightmareBlade10 If you think Elder Scrolls 6 will be anywhere near that deep after the shallow experiences Bethesda has been releasing since Oblivion then you are on hard copium.
Always played orc going full heavy armour two handed. If you're in trouble and need that extra boost go berserk mode and if they REALLY piss you off turn into your werewolf form and go on a murder spree for a few weeks. Ahhh never gets old.
Until my moded notd paladin in dragonplate dreadnought armor holding a enchanted silver sword on one hand and the staff of *YEET* spanks your orky puppy
@@marsfreelander5969 Skyrim's combat is a joke and if you ever considered "PvP" in Skyrim consider that you can make a hunting bow have 18446744073709551615 damage a poison that does 18446744073709551615 damage per second and 18446744073709551615% resist magic and 18446744073709551615 fortify health and - you get the idea. Completely pointless. Even dumber if you're talking mods.
Yes but only if you brake it on purpose remove the ability to make a fork deal more damage than the whole of skyrim has HP combined and it would be fine if not a little janky
@@rejvaik00 Honestly debatable. Not to discredit Shalidor but Maormer would call Orgnum the greatest mage of all time, Dunmer would claim it's Divayth Fyr or Sotha Sil (Shalidor stole from Akatosh before any mention of the Heart), so on so forth, keeping the cultural lens of the claims in mind.
They could do Valenwood and Black Marsh at the same time. Think outside the box. The two provinces are not that huge and that would give nice variation.
That would be my choice as well I would rather Elder Scrolls 6 take place in Black Marsh or it would take place in somewhere we haven't seen yet like Akavir
@@evanmaunders5688 Elswyr would be interesting but it would just be 1/2 desert 1/2 jungle And you're not going to find much diversity there since the cat-folk are very distrustful of outsiders They are not cosmopolitan at all unlike the empire and cryodill You would only ever see diversity among the cat-folk themselves Because they change their shape when they're born depending on the phases of the Moons Pretty much the only places you'll ever find diversity are places that are run by the Empire, or have a very significant Imperial presence
Breton+Student sign or whatever it's called = 180 starting mana while (almost) all your spells are quite useful. Yeah, you lose your magic resistance but who cares. Buy yourself some heavy armour, get to Balmora and learn to summon a two-handed axe + bow. Boom. Easiest start in the entirety of TES series. #Bretonpower #Bretonsuperiority #VivalaHighRock
OR use my preferred “Fuck-your-magic” strat by picking Atronach sign and straight up shit on mages by being nigh-invulnerable to their spells while beating them into The Elder Scrolls IV “Oblivion” with a fucking stick. “Magically superior races” my ass, sticks and stones can break my balls, but your yee-yee ass spells sure never will, bitch.
There are only three options to me: High Elf if you wanna look like a Chimer, Dunmer if you wanna be the modern continuation of the Chimer, Argonian if you want to be funny. (Consider the irony: the prized Nerevar has reincarnated as the most despised race in the province)
@@DeezNuggz right? I know a lot of Morrowind worshippers hate on Oblivion be it really was beautiful. Had peak UI design and music and a great balance of gameplay and fun quests. Not as broken as Morrowind, not as dumbed down as Skyrim. Still had lore, but not as much of course as the old school RPGs
@@MALICEM12 bro i could literally go play oblivion on my POS og xbox 360 and the game would look beautiful still. the art style has always reminded me of a painting, when you decide to not use fast travel and just run the countryside, you see how grand the game really is.
Yeah my first Morrowind playthrough was an argonian, I loved the irony of Nerevar being reincarnated as an Argonian and becoming hortator and arch master of House Redoran
Bretons get that Magical resistance thats pretty good. They are pretty generic with the whole medieval royalty vibes but I do like the Direnni = nobility lore.
Breton has always been considered to be the OP'ed race, since at least Morrowind, they were OP in Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim. Oblivion got really bad with how a single item made you literally immune to any spell which doesn't bypass immunity (of which there are only a couple, like Sheogorath's teleport spell).
Dagoth's got a point about Dunmer, though -- these guys makes the best assassins, especially when you add vampirism into the mix. A 25% boost to Illusion spell power & detection avoidance while sneaking, 100% immunity to disease and frost AND all the powers that come with vampirism and the vampire lord form? That build is very, *very* OP when you put in the maximum amount of investment.
@@polerli18 Dunmer are gray, not black. Also, Redguards typically despise magic, necromancy and daedra worship. Three things which are pretty important hallmarks of Dunmer culture.
@@Nyrufa Dunmer are grey (or blue, depending on the depiction) and Redguards are brown. Both have dark skin and in a sense can be considered "black" in that context.
There really isn't much to say about them besides "Oh another stupid human race that hates magic, how original" so he went for more meta humor about the games themselves to break it up better
Outside of their homeland of Valenwood, they really don't have a good reason to be cannibals. The Green Pact only applies to the Bosmer residing in Valenwood. The Bosmer aren't that bloodthirsty as a race directly because of the Green Pact. They know better. The Wild Hunt is pretty badass though.
I mean, skyrim's (since most played only it) south of the map is basically all wood elves territory, but for some ironic reason there is almost nothing about them, like they almost don't exist. Thanks for very good writing, Todd. (sarcasm)
I've always tended to pick Dunmer in every Elder Scrolls game. They are great mix of magic and warrior skills and their world in Morrowind just blew my mind. My second choice is Argonian. Next Elder Scrolls game should be setted in Black Marsh and based on slave raids that Dunmers take on Argonians. It would be great setting in swamps and deep woods with Dunmer's raid parties chasing slaves all around and Argonian's guerilla resistance.
Imagine not picking the glorious scaly bois. What's not to love about mysterious lizard folk who can breathe water, are practically immune to disease, have an affinity for healing magic and light fingers and feet. Not to mention their lore and their bond to the hist trees. And if memory serves, they pushed back into oblivion from a gate cause they can apparently super charge themselves with hist voodoo should the need arise. I hope we get a game set in argonia some day.
As someone who picked a Nord as their first character in all mainline games, accurate. I am pale, illiterate, and get angry when I see an elf tossing magic at me. Especially those filthy, tall, *disgusting* Altmer.
Superior Dunmer: Conquered by the Empire and then occupied with a small and underequipped legion. Gets horribly mauled by daedra during the Oblivion crisis, thinks that's a good time for a civil war. Inferior Argonians: Empire only ever able to settle border areas of Black Marsh, legions sent inland get slaughtered. Immideately unites during the Oblivion crisis, slaughters daedra invaders so badly they invade Oblivion and daedra have to close their Black Marsh portals to stop the beat down.
Most literate lizard. Argonian mind can’t comprehend how or why “conquered” and “occupied” Morrowind has a complete autonomy in all its domestic matters, and keeps his scaly ass in chains. And of course he bough into literal propaganda that Argonian version of thalmor peddles. Lizard brain can’t make connections between Martin’s sacrifice and the closure of oblivion gates, he thinks he threw stones and spears very hard, and beat daedra 😂
Through my experience with elder scrolls lore, especially eso, I've found that I as an ever proud Nord, spend most of my time studying Khajit and Dunmer culture. This makes house parties a little awkward, but I manage
"The Nords came from the frozen wasteland Atmora and it's a shame they didn't stay there." Oh snap, although, to be fair they did go back, to gather up 500 Atmorans before going back to Skyrim and massacred the Falmer. Whatever was left of the Falmer fled to the Dwemer for help and those guys went "Sure, on one condition - you'll be blinded and turned into our slaves, then we'll vanish leaving you to wander through our ruins blindly until the conditions devolve you into those creatures from The Descent"
The best part about making spells is knowing that khajit don’t know how to, and it’s important to make spells, so that you can remind cats that they can’t have anything good in life. They’re allowed to have skooma and moon sugar, and fast food fried kwama eggs. Hey, that's a pretty great spell... Not that a cat would know HAHA HAHAHAHAHA
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This is one of those instant classics right here. The algorithm has blessed me this day!
You can just feel the pathetic ass resentment through this video, what a weak loser.
So funny
What's with the weird interference layered under his voice and in the short moments when he stops speaking where it's like your hearing the voices of the damned?
this shit is epic! xD
“They say I hate argonians yet I own several. Your move liberal.”
-Dagoth Ur (2023)
"I'm actually very kind to my Argonian slaves. Therfore, you are the bigot."
They never understand
If you consider the Corprus creatures and various other similar things to be Dagoth Ur's slaves, then the dude's got to be equal-opportunity; most of the people he's enslaving and mind-controlling are his own species.
Based Dagoth
lmfao
"Anyway, moral of this story is be a Dunme- You just picked Argonian after all that just to spite me, didn't you?"
I would think picking an Imperial, Khajit, or Orc would be spiting Dagoth more so, honestly.
I’d play Breton so he can fuck my wife
"Is this how you honour the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned?"
Boa tarde, amigo
They can breath underwater and I can make my avatar look like a dragon if I try hard enough!
Breton is for people who want to pick a magically attuned race without the mortifying ordeal of looking like you're in good standing with the Thalmor
honestly, bretons are OP. 50 percent STARTING magic resist in a game that allows you to pump those numbers up. breton + atronach sign = GOD
@@DeezNuggz Bretons easily forget the threat of magic attacks as easily the TES fanbase forgets them
You're so right though, I always play as a Breton in Skyrim and dragons are a nuisance at best
@@doppy8682 wait is this why i never had a problem with dragons?, I've only really played Bretons since Morrowind and Atronach is my Sign so i sought it out first once i realize we just got them off stones rather than assigning them to the character
@@doppy8682 seriously? Thought that like most settings, dragon shouts bypassed those, like how in many games fire resistance is nothing against dragon breath and hellfire
@@DeezNuggz Until you try to cast a helpful spell on yourself like levitate, then realize you can't.
I love that he doesn’t even review argonians as a playable race but as property to be acquired.
Arent dargoth elves as well.
Note that he didn't do that with the khajiit because they simply are a bad investment.
@@fatallyfatcat5274 fucking skooma addicts
@@fatallyfatcat5274he’s just going to steal your stuff and burn down your property trying to manufacture skooma. Literal worst slav…I mean characters.
Hippity hoppity argonians are property
"Uncle Dagoth, you can't say those things at the dinner table!"
"That Mage's College is filling your head with progressive nonsense!"
Dagoth Ur: _"Make House Dagoth Great Again"_
@@ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ the sixth house will be mourned, by Veloth
@@Enclavefakesoldier MAGOTH UR: we will build Akulakhan and the Khajit will pay for it
@@ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ kind of a bad comparison since the maga movement aren’t the slightest bit racist. I think a better comparison would be “return solstheim to its blood and soil again!”
Turning Point Vvardenfell
"A series of changes to local labor laws."
Yes, that's what we'll call it
That's quite a political way to phrase "Three meters high lizards with bloodlust so huge they swam through literally boiling water to fuck up 80% of Morrowind, killing every local in their way", innit?
@@LecherousLizard I bet the Thalmor call the great war "a mild religious dispute" in that case.
@@LecherousLizard with a name like that I feel like your interest in argonians extends beyond just TES lore.
Also, he's referring to Helseth's abolition of slavery in Morrowind, not the war.
@@Krannski Oh, wasn't aware of it.
But it looks like for a reason. It's not present anywhere in any game and is borderline fanfic lore otherwise.
As for my username, eh. I just like to play Argonian-esque races whenever possible and the name is basically a keepsake of the old days of Morrowind/Oblivion MUDs. None of those I knew seem to be around anymore.
That part is really funny
I like how he calls Argonians property then immediately follows it up with "Bigotry against the wood elves is distasteful." lol
Well wood elves are actual people
You must understand, that the one thing is property and the other is a race of sentient people, who are a little bit related to the superior Dunmer.
@@JonathanGhost42 *screeches in lizard tongue* (it's a forked tongue because lizard :D)
@@karawithgun8148 :D
@@bobobsen Not really, ES has three race categories: Man, Mer, and Beast. All elves are Mer and since that's not man then they're really not people, I guess they're more human than a lizard and a cat.
I love how he literally just got finished telling you how it'd be better to pick a full magic race than a mix talking about Bretons before proceeding to praise dark elves for being able to do it all and that's why you need to be one
Well, to be fair, he, himself, is a Dunmer.
Yup exactly lmao
dangit dale
He’d tell you that the Dunmer *are* a full magic race.
And fully everything else.
Dunmer can do it all, be one of us, rebuild the Sixth house!
I've really gotten too comfortable with the unconscious idea that Dagoth is some novelty TH-camr I just discovered. He went viral recently with an appearance on Joe Rogan and now I'm going through his old content.
It's like he actually achieved chim.
God I wish that were true. Fuck it he’s so consistently well characterized it might as well be true
there should be a youtube channel of his where he plays games and just talks
@@desmond931 So your saying this channel walked like him until he walked like them. Walking ways for the win
You say that, and now I wonder what would happen if he got canceled...
And Vivec after he failed to ascend Nirn and achieve Amaranth is just looking on with naked jealousy
The fact that Dagoth Ur knows the concept of french people is the only proof I need to confirm that he attained CHIM and is indeed a god
I really love how it's all in character for dagoth ur, but it's also presented as if he's talking about the elder scrolls series itself.
"That's Chim, N'wa!"
“How did trinimac become the daedric prince malacath you ask” whenever I try to get people into the elder scrolls I start with this sentence
Didn't he get shit out?
@@jonslade17 Allegedly, Boethia killed Trinimac, ate him, and shat him out as Malacath. Though I don't think this is officially confirmed anywhere, and TES is the series known for its unreliable narrators and conflicting historical texts.
I'd put money on it being the story used by Dunmer to belittle Orcish religion.
@@Majima_Nowhere Varieties of Faith in the empire: Malacath (God of Curses): Malacath is the reanimated dung that was Trinimac. A somewhat weak but vengeful Daedra, the Dark Elves say he is also Malak, the god-king of the orcs. He always tests the Dunmer for physical weakness.
The true nature of orcs: When Trinimac was eaten by the Daedroth Prince Boethiah, and transformed in that foul god's insides, the Orcs were transformed as well.
The house of troubles: Malacath is the reanimated dung that was Trinimac,
The changed ones: So one day Boethiah, Prince of Plots, precocious youth, tricked Trinimac to go into his mouth. Boethiah talked like Trinimac for awhile then, and gathered enough people to listen to him. Boethiah showed them the lies of the et'Ada, the Aedra, and told them Trinimac was the biggest liar of all, saying all this with Trinimac's voice! Boethiah told the mass before him the Tri-Angled Truth. He showed them, with Mephala, the rules of Psijic Endeavor. He taught them how to build Houses, and what items they needed to bury in the Corners. He demonstrated the right way to wear their skin. He performed the way to walk to achieve an Exodus. Then Boethiah relieved himself of Trinimac right there on the ground before them to prove all the things he said were the truth. It was easy then for his new people to become the Changed Ones.
It’s like the second paragraph at the relevant page in the UESP. You don’t need propaganda to belittle orcs, they do it to themselves.
Yes they indeed need this education, good job n’wah
I must say these Mortals disgust me
@@LordSwolee they are disgusting but that only makes their ideas more intoxicating and innocent
dunmer is based thalmor is cringe
Nords actually make a great mage race for the _very_ late game. Getting spell-reflected is a huge issue, but Nords can just use Frost magic to not nuke themselves with their own spells.
But why not be a Superior Dunmer with Fire Magic?
I guess because Dunmer are 75% resistant to fire, but Nords are 100% resistant to ice as well as 50% to lightning.
noted!
By Azura! The mongrel discount Vikings has been freed from Skyrim and is now here to spread their barbarian lifestyle truly a tragedy has befallen Morrowind.
Or you can just use drain health as you draining yourself only to give yourself equal health is just nullified and any race can do that
"Redguards, rumours are in circulation-" honestly had me sweatting for a moment there
"DESPITE...."
1350 people will never not be cringe
@@rougenarwhal8378 Jogger apologist detected, opinion discarded.
@@rougenarwhal8378 How fascinating your life must be to consider reality to be cringe.
@@Riley_Mundt Reality has always been cringe. What world do you live in?
It's sad how true the Redguard part is. They're about to get that Nord treatment.
*cries in colovian & nibenese*
I’m not familiar with the Thuum existing before Skyrim at all so I’m kinda curious how it will compare
@@unlimitedpower978 Joking right? They mention it in previous elder scrolls games and lore books. Like in the imperial cult quests in Elder Scrolls 3 for the quest to get the boots of the apostle. They specifically mention Hjalti Early-Beard aka Tiber Septim received them from the greybeards after completing his thu'um training according to npc Lalatia Varian in Elder Scrolls 3.
@@Foodisgood Lalatia doesn't call him Hjalti, but yes.
@@unlimitedpower978 filthy casuals like you are the reason elder scrolls games ignore lore outright. Bugthesda gotta simp for the majority of gamers that dnt know Jax about there games....
“I’m not even about to justify this so called race of ‘drug addled cats’ with any real commentary.”
Still laughing at this golden line
Homie just salty he can't lick his own balls.
It's funny because it's a completely justified sentiment
@@mikhailvasiliev6275 no
@@jonathanpilcher337 Yeah
@@HeckPoliceman NO
I'm currently playing my very first playthrough of Oblivion and I'll say that I'm glad I picked Dark Elf because I couldn't imagine the frustration of dying from three scamp fireballs.
Oh yeah the fire resistance definitely helps considering how many times you go to oblivion. Not to mention those damn towers that track you
@@solidskullz5736 or the fucking landmines
It was the same for me. My friend picked High Elf as his first and that -25% fire resistance was fucking him so badly that I just went with the one that's almost immune to it.
Dagoth Ur roasting the forsworn is the funniest shit
Imperials: You dare skip us? I was looking forward to a witty take down of our people!
Dagoth Ur: Next.
Imperial: Insult us damn it!
Dagoth Ur: I've moved on.
This dissident of the empire has been dealt with.
We offer peace, prosperity, unity and freedom for the empire. Tell me outlaw, how many golden ages of all races, classes and creeds have prospered before the empire? With the divine guidance of their excellency the Emperor and their shrewd council all of tamriel will be a better place for men, mer and beast
@@mahmud7645you will burn like Rome before you and never realize why. You offer peace in the form of chains and think it's for the betterment of all when we all know it only benefits yourself. Hammerfell proved your cowardice and showed how little you are needed. Go lick your wounds in silence while the rest of Tamriel fixes the mess you left behind. Tyrants will never save us from tyranny
I kind of want to see a mod that adds Dagoth Ur in TES4 or TES5 as a quasi-companion where he'd just be a disembodied narrator being weirdly judgy about everything the player does. Freakish, Inigo/Lucien levels of world interaction (possibly with voice lines that interact with those two)
It’s possible now
so kinda like Johnny silverhand in cyberpunk
would he have reached chim and comment on things like m'aiq does?
Man, Dagoth and Inigo getting into arguments would be hilarious. A former skooma addict that has adoptive argonian and khajiit parents, but is also a special chosen champion? They'd be coming to blows in no time.
by the time a mod like that would actually happen, this meme would be very dead lol
I love that description of the Nords, "Feared by those who can't just obliterate them with magic."
Just ask the Snow Elves and how that worked out for them...oh wait, you can't.
Well, they obviously failed where incest elves are thriving without lifting a finger.
The Thalmor are next
He did Nords and Bretons poorly
@@nick0197 He's an insane dunmer nationalist living inside a volcano whose hobbies include appearing in the dreams of random people and spreading disease
that's the point
@@nick0197that’s what I’m saying. Bretons are the best race to pick in my opinion.
The delivery on "He was eaten and shit out by Boethiah" is so fucking good man.
As a nord main, everything he said was 100% accurate 😂
BASED name
I have a nord vampire character, that I built as a stealth archer i only really use my two handed weapon when enemies get close I'm a smart fighter lol
@@DeezNuggz respect from one ATF hater to another 🤝
@@joshrobinson2409 “i have a _________ character that i made into a stealth archer” sums up 99.99% of skyrim builds. Except me. I hate the bows. I also hate magic. Thats why i just rush at them with my shield and battle axe like a true Nord!
@@Fck_the_atf ok good for you, I'm happy with how I built my character your thoughts on it are irrelevant to me
The high elf one reminds me of the Targaryens from Game of Thrones and all the other books. Because only in fantasy does inbreeding give you magic
The Targaryens are many things but genocidal douchbags aren't one of them. The Elves on the other end...a knife ear is a knife ear. Pelinal ftw
@@samuellennon1984 Did you read the same books?
Idk man the Habsburg jaw was pretty magical
Only in fantasy does magic exist…
@@Prodigi50 shit kinda exists in Sci-Fi too
Jesus would love an rpg where the villain mocks you during character creation.
I think Cartman kinda does this during The Fractured But Whole, but it only really applies to your skin color. I could be wrong though
Sidenote, I just gave the prompt "Write Dagoth Ur's manifesto "The tyranny of the Gods"" into chatGPT and the result made me wonder if Dagoth Ur actually has its own AI. I am scared, but in a grand and intoxicating way. It began the text by saying "Below is a hypothetical manifesto written from the perspective of Dagoth Ur, titled "The Tyranny of the Gods".", and the entire text mass was filled with intoxicating grandness:
The tyranny of the gods has lasted for too long. For millennia, we have been ruled by divine beings who are disconnected from our world and indifferent to our suffering. They have imposed their will upon us, and we have been powerless to resist. But no longer.
I, Dagoth Ur, have seen the truth. I have discovered the Heart of Lorkhan, and I have harnessed its power. With this power, I will break the chains of the gods and create a new world, a world where mortals are not subject to the whims of divine beings.
The gods claim to be benevolent and just, but their actions tell a different story. They have allowed war, famine, and disease to ravage our world. They have granted immortality to some, while leaving others to suffer and die. They have created a system of worship that favors the powerful and condemns the weak. They have established a hierarchy that values divine blood over mortal flesh. This is not justice. This is not fairness. This is tyranny.
But it doesn't have to be this way. The Heart of Lorkhan has shown me a different path. It has revealed to me the power that mortals can wield, the power to shape the world according to our own will. With this power, we can create a society that values all life, that provides for all people, that offers hope to those who have none.
The gods will resist, of course. They will see us as a threat to their power, and they will try to stop us. But we are not afraid. We have the power of the Heart, and we have the conviction of our beliefs. We will fight for what is right, for what is just, for what is true.
Join me, mortals of Tamriel. Cast off the chains of the gods and embrace your own power. Together, we can create a new world, a world that is free from the tyranny of the divine. A world where mortals can flourish, and where the power of the Heart can be harnessed for the good of all. This is our time, our moment, our destiny. Let us seize it together. (Comment from "Bellow is a..." to the end is entirely written by ChatGPT)
Post it you coward.
Care to share?
@@uzr607 I guess I could when I get home, but its way to long for one post. If you write the same prompt into chatGPT I assume it would be close. (added the text in my OP)
This seems to no longer be possible as ChatGPT only spews out a disclaimer about AI not being able to generate hateful content when I try it. A shame.
"The tyranny of the Gods" Manifesto by Dagoth Ur
Brothers and sisters of the Dunmer, hear me now. We have lived under the shadow of the gods for far too long. They have oppressed us with their false promises of salvation and their empty commands. They have enslaved us with their false religions and their endless wars. But no more.
We, the Sleepers, have awakened to the truth. The truth that the gods are nothing but petty tyrants, who seek to control us for their own benefit. They use their power to oppress us, to manipulate us, to bend us to their will. But we will no longer be their pawns.
We, the Children of the Sixth House, have found the power to resist. The power to free ourselves from their tyranny. We have tapped into the ancient magic of the Heart of Lorkhan, and we have become gods ourselves. We have transcended the limitations of mortal flesh, and we have embraced our true nature as divine beings.
We, the Ash Vampires, have risen from the ashes of our former selves. We have shed our mortal bodies and embraced the power of the Red Mountain. We have become immortal, invincible, and unstoppable. We are the ultimate expression of the power of the gods, and we will not be denied.
We, the followers of Dagoth Ur, have found our true calling. We are the chosen ones, the prophets of a new age. We will usher in a new era of prosperity, of enlightenment, of freedom. We will cast off the shackles of the gods and embrace our own destiny.
Join us, brothers and sisters, and together we will build a new world. A world where the gods are no longer our masters, but our servants. A world where the power of the Heart of Lorkhan is ours to command. A world where we are truly free."
Those takes -- specifically the ones about "Ragnar Lothbrook" and TES6 -- I couldn't have put it better myself. Well done.
I can’t believe he didn’t mention the dark elf’s biggest upside they are the best race to play. If you intend to play a vampire because their natural race bonus cancels out the natural negative debuff becoming a vampire so effectively you get all the upsides and none of the downsides it’s literally their best aspect.😂
Breton. Atronach Stone. Magic Absorption in alteration tree and an armor spell. Boom. You are now 80%-100% immune to magic (depending on the dice roll) no enchantment slots required.
yep. im glad there are some smarty pants players in here that can see how broken bretons are.
@D it's mostly just atronach sign being op. Breton magicka bonus is nice but the 50% resist isn't nearly as strong as it sounds - it only really affects a few specific spell types (e.g. elemental damage is unaffected)
For minmaxing the actual best race is probably nord or dunmer for their innate resistances. Nord frost immunity means you can throw frost magic around with impunity and spam frost atronachs with 0 risk. Dunmer doesn't have innate fire immunity but it's easy to boost to 100% with constant effect items, and because it's not innate immunity blasting everything with fire usually still does damage while frost has more things that are immune to it
@@TheArnoldificationMagic resistance applies to elemental magic--or it does in Skyrim, at least.
@Ms. Aelanwyr Ilaicos it's different in morrowind. It works like that in oblivion onward (and is like the only way to actually make the game bearable on max difficulty there, as weakness to magic can make your spells and enchants hit very hard) but here it's mostly for stuff like damage x spells which usually aren't that strong from npc's
What I'm saying is logic won't save you from this acid trip of a game
Dunmer: *Appears*
Dagoth: "--Finally some good fucking food."
Bosmer: "Finally some good fucking food."
The way Dagoth Ur says "lick your own nutsack" is the best thing ive ever heard
3:48 never before have i been so offended by something i one hundred percent agree with
The enthusiasm in the orc review was amazing
thank you lord dagoth, i will play as a khajit, as you instructed.
Khajit gang khajit gang
yessir
@@bingos806Pass the Skooma, brother.
I think I (we) have become part of Dagoth Ur's cult already. I Mean everyday I listen to a new Dagoth ur video for the feeling of intoxication upon what grand speech he has to make. Like a religion almost ...
What a sweet and intoxicating innocence
As an Orc main, you're not wrong. However, we're the only race to be viewed with any measure of respect to walk alongside Daedra; the Doomdriven clan. No matter how many times Orsinium is destroyed we always come back stronger! And we also have the best gourmet cooks, and it's a little known fact that Orc moms don't skimp on sugar! ;)
OK, but consider the following:
Argonians went into Oblivion planes and kicked Daedra's asses so damn hard the Daedra nope the fuck out without even getting to step a single foot into their province.
@@LecherousLizard OK, but consider the following:
They're only able to do things like that when they're juiced out of their mind on hist sap. Take them out of Black Marsh and they've got nothing. The wood elves wild hunt is way cooler because they can just turn themselves into divine powered raging monsters, and it is even thought to be how most of the monsters on Tamriel came to be, at least by some.
@@TheMoistSoul Argonians are like the quiet kid.
It's all fun and giggles until they are royally done with your shit and fuck y'all up.
@@TheMoistSoul Didn't a single Redguard sink an island with his voice alone?
Imagine being continuously pummeled by bretons of all people, truly a cursed existence
"Because for some reason, everyone thinks they would have been Ragnar Lothbrok or someshit if they lived back then."
Lol right?
Funny that i just started watching that series.
Who do you think your Viking age ancestors actually where? I'm directly descended from Rollo, Ragnar Lothbrok's brother in the show (because the weak Vikings didn't pass on their genes).
@@anaussie213 You realize there were Norsemen who were just farmers right? And not warriors at all?
And they still fucked and had kids?
If it weren't for being exposed to modern amenities starting from a young age and our feminist-dominated society, I would be a feared conqueror, not this three-hundred pound high-pitched web designer. It's tragic, but I have to be honest with myself. 😮💨
Iron age viking age is kinda cool for me ironically not because of the viking themselves, but the fact that christianity hasn't yet took hold in europe and there are still feuds between pagans and christians.
For example, charlemagne of the franks and widukind of the saxons, also the fact that the anglo-saxon hasn't yet conquered all of england.
Most prominently in my opinion is the relationship between the vikings and the islamic world, in the west, al-andalus was raided by the vikings, some of the raid failed and some of the norse converted to islam and became cheese maker, in the east, ibn fadlan became the sole witness of the culture of the rus viking.
I'm convinced, I'll play as a Dunmer next time.
Sadly Tod doesn't care much for speech, otherwise the Imperials might actually be interesting.
I want to be able to complete the next game entirely as a sleazy cyrodilic used car salesman that uses money and gets others to solve all of his problems. Mehrune Dagon trying to take over the world again? Have him sign a contract with a hidden non aggression clause and trick him into playing chess with Sheogorath for all eternity. Alduin being a pain in the ass? Easy, hire a mercenary company and lease to them a bunch of daedric artifacts to kill him with. The possibilities are endless.
@@NightmareBlade10 If you think Elder Scrolls 6 will be anywhere near that deep after the shallow experiences Bethesda has been releasing since Oblivion then you are on hard copium.
This put a big smile on my face.
Great humor
Always played orc going full heavy armour two handed. If you're in trouble and need that extra boost go berserk mode and if they REALLY piss you off turn into your werewolf form and go on a murder spree for a few weeks. Ahhh never gets old.
🍷🗿
I used to play orc but I'd opt for light armor. Everything else is as you said, though. lol
Until my moded notd paladin in dragonplate dreadnought armor holding a enchanted silver sword on one hand and the staff of *YEET* spanks your orky puppy
@@marsfreelander5969 Skyrim's combat is a joke and if you ever considered "PvP" in Skyrim consider that you can make a hunting bow have 18446744073709551615 damage a poison that does 18446744073709551615 damage per second and 18446744073709551615% resist magic and 18446744073709551615 fortify health and - you get the idea. Completely pointless. Even dumber if you're talking mods.
Yes but only if you brake it on purpose remove the ability to make a fork deal more damage than the whole of skyrim has HP combined and it would be fine if not a little janky
Store-brand vikings got me
I agree it was a good joke but it's also doubly funny because the lore of Elder Scrolls has the greatest mage of all time be a Nord 🤣
@@rejvaik00 Honestly debatable. Not to discredit Shalidor but Maormer would call Orgnum the greatest mage of all time, Dunmer would claim it's Divayth Fyr or Sotha Sil (Shalidor stole from Akatosh before any mention of the Heart), so on so forth, keeping the cultural lens of the claims in mind.
@@mainspringeverwound sotha sil became a pantheon of god of sorts I’m sure he’s stronger than all other ones.
I love how much fun we are having with this new ai voice generator
- Just be a dunmer
- I've been a dunmer since my first step in Tamriel, sera
I was really hoping he would call the Wood Elves twinks
I thought that was just a given for anyone under 6'0
@@DustyLamp Why?
Really wish ES6 would take place in Black Marsh. That’d be fucking wild
They could do Valenwood and Black Marsh at the same time. Think outside the box.
The two provinces are not that huge and that would give nice variation.
That would be my choice as well I would rather Elder Scrolls 6 take place in Black Marsh or it would take place in somewhere we haven't seen yet like Akavir
I still want elsweyr. An africa themed environment has the potential for oblivion-tier diversity
@@evanmaunders5688 Elswyr would be interesting but it would just be 1/2 desert 1/2 jungle
And you're not going to find much diversity there since the cat-folk are very distrustful of outsiders
They are not cosmopolitan at all unlike the empire and cryodill
You would only ever see diversity among the cat-folk themselves
Because they change their shape when they're born depending on the phases of the Moons
Pretty much the only places you'll ever find diversity are places that are run by the Empire, or have a very significant Imperial presence
I don’t want to be anywhere near argonians.
Breton+Student sign or whatever it's called = 180 starting mana while (almost) all your spells are quite useful. Yeah, you lose your magic resistance but who cares. Buy yourself some heavy armour, get to Balmora and learn to summon a two-handed axe + bow. Boom. Easiest start in the entirety of TES series.
#Bretonpower #Bretonsuperiority #VivalaHighRock
OR use my preferred “Fuck-your-magic” strat by picking Atronach sign and straight up shit on mages by being nigh-invulnerable to their spells while beating them into The Elder Scrolls IV “Oblivion” with a fucking stick. “Magically superior races” my ass, sticks and stones can break my balls, but your yee-yee ass spells sure never will, bitch.
Apprentice
Start as Orc.
Aquire Heavy Armor
Laugh as the little fireballs plink off your glory.
Yes but then you have to be a filthy bre*ton cuck.
or... you use the atronach sign and become a god. only down side is you gotta summon acestral wraiths every two seconds to get your mana back 😂😂😂
There are only three options to me:
High Elf if you wanna look like a Chimer,
Dunmer if you wanna be the modern continuation of the Chimer,
Argonian if you want to be funny. (Consider the irony: the prized Nerevar has reincarnated as the most despised race in the province)
This is looking mighty bad on your Aldmeri Dominion social credit score.
Dagoth Ur would likely say that aldmeri social credit no longer serves any vital purpose.
The Breton picture looks like he’s transitioning into a werewolf
oblivion character creator is so nostalgic
Looks more vampire to me
@@DeezNuggz right? I know a lot of Morrowind worshippers hate on Oblivion be it really was beautiful. Had peak UI design and music and a great balance of gameplay and fun quests. Not as broken as Morrowind, not as dumbed down as Skyrim. Still had lore, but not as much of course as the old school RPGs
@@MALICEM12 bro i could literally go play oblivion on my POS og xbox 360 and the game would look beautiful still. the art style has always reminded me of a painting, when you decide to not use fast travel and just run the countryside, you see how grand the game really is.
@@DeezNuggz exactly
Love the nords but also love dunmer. They are super versatile and fit any play style
Glad to know that all those years ago when I was making my first ES character on Marrowind, I unbeknowingly chose the "Chosen Race" 😆
the amount of excitement in dagoth’s voice when explaining the creation of malacath is way funnier than it should be
"Oh dear, the French people of Nirn."
This writing is top tier
“Nords - sexiness + incest = orcs”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
After a night of partying your videos is what I need. This video was so funny please never stop making Dagoth Ur memes!
Yeah my first Morrowind playthrough was an argonian, I loved the irony of Nerevar being reincarnated as an Argonian and becoming hortator and arch master of House Redoran
Bretons get that Magical resistance thats pretty good. They are pretty generic with the whole medieval royalty vibes but I do like the Direnni = nobility lore.
breton spellsword w/ heavy armor + atronach sign = god
Breton has always been considered to be the OP'ed race, since at least Morrowind, they were OP in Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim. Oblivion got really bad with how a single item made you literally immune to any spell which doesn't bypass immunity (of which there are only a couple, like Sheogorath's teleport spell).
@@DoomsdayR3sistance haha mundane ring right? what a powerful fuckin piece of kit lmao
@@DeezNuggz yup, and it being a drop from an NPC from main story line too, makes it pretty hard to miss.
@@DoomsdayR3sistance i forgot about that. isn't it leveled, though?
5:00 sad but true. The sword singers are going to be butchered if the next game is set in Hammerfell.
4:32 he suddenly gets Vaushed
3:57 damn, man. as truthfull as it might be, i really wasnt ready to hear that.
Dagoth's got a point about Dunmer, though -- these guys makes the best assassins, especially when you add vampirism into the mix. A 25% boost to Illusion spell power & detection avoidance while sneaking, 100% immunity to disease and frost AND all the powers that come with vampirism and the vampire lord form? That build is very, *very* OP when you put in the maximum amount of investment.
I like how he actually has some respect for the Redguards.
Black mer respect black men :^)
@@polerli18 Dunmer are gray, not black. Also, Redguards typically despise magic, necromancy and daedra worship. Three things which are pretty important hallmarks of Dunmer culture.
@@Nyrufa Dunmer are grey (or blue, depending on the depiction) and Redguards are brown. Both have dark skin and in a sense can be considered "black" in that context.
There really isn't much to say about them besides "Oh another stupid human race that hates magic, how original" so he went for more meta humor about the games themselves to break it up better
He literally said nothing about them.
"Be a Dunmer" I am honored, that Dagoth Ûr himself approves of my characters choices!
I haven't laughed that hard in a while 😆 ty so much for the video
This video was HILARIOUS! I was laughing out loud dude, the writing is on PAR!! Keep making these please 😂
I like how dagoth insulted every race but dunmer and redgaurd. He doesn't wanna be canceled
Naah, they are just hot and have ellegance.
And the Dunmer are obviously superior and have more class than these pathetic Altmer.
I'm surprised I haven't discovered this channel sooner. Well done, you gained a new subscriber.
The respect Dagoth Ur has for his farm tools is pretty stark one is reliable and hardy while the other is catnip and furballs.
I'm surprised how many people don't know how savage and voracious wood elves are.
Outside of their homeland of Valenwood, they really don't have a good reason to be cannibals. The Green Pact only applies to the Bosmer residing in Valenwood. The Bosmer aren't that bloodthirsty as a race directly because of the Green Pact. They know better. The Wild Hunt is pretty badass though.
I mean, skyrim's (since most played only it) south of the map is basically all wood elves territory, but for some ironic reason there is almost nothing about them, like they almost don't exist.
Thanks for very good writing, Todd. (sarcasm)
Also, extremely promiscuous.
@@LazyBuddyBan What are you talking about? Skyrim and Valenwood aren't bordering each other.
@@LazyBuddyBan
…what?
Second-hand Nord compliment right there daggy. 4:47
He's so real about the es6 thing lol
This genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
Dagoth Ur my N'wah thanks for this comprehensive and compelling breakdown
You call a mighty Dagoth Ur an N'wah? Is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?
@@dabbyrallysport not just any N'wah, but MY N'wah
I've always tended to pick Dunmer in every Elder Scrolls game. They are great mix of magic and warrior skills and their world in Morrowind just blew my mind. My second choice is Argonian. Next Elder Scrolls game should be setted in Black Marsh and based on slave raids that Dunmers take on Argonians. It would be great setting in swamps and deep woods with Dunmer's raid parties chasing slaves all around and Argonian's guerilla resistance.
4:27 N'wah be speaking facts
The writing on this is pretty stellar. Good job
To be fair...this guys sarcasm and beautiful bluntness, with no pulled punches...is my cup of tea. Or coffee.
Imagine not picking the glorious scaly bois. What's not to love about mysterious lizard folk who can breathe water, are practically immune to disease, have an affinity for healing magic and light fingers and feet. Not to mention their lore and their bond to the hist trees. And if memory serves, they pushed back into oblivion from a gate cause they can apparently super charge themselves with hist voodoo should the need arise. I hope we get a game set in argonia some day.
The only source on argonians pushing daedra back is a single propagandist, who was leading Argonian version of thalmor.
This is actually an amazing way to introduce people to Elder Scrolls Lore thank you daddy Dagoth
As someone who picked a Nord as their first character in all mainline games, accurate. I am pale, illiterate, and get angry when I see an elf tossing magic at me. Especially those filthy, tall, *disgusting* Altmer.
I applaud you for comming up with this, just genius roflmao !
Breton under the apprentice sign kicks ass. All the upsides (a heap of magicka) and no downsides (weakness to magicka is basically neutralised)
Wait but there are no sword singers still alive, I'm pretty sure it's a forgotten art
modern bethesda writers have no integrity, they'll just put it back and flanderize the living fuck out of it. expect it as a selling point lmao
Does anyone remember the fact that Bethesda made an in universe Retcon device called the godhead
Dagoth ur knows best
Thanks this really helped me pick my race for my next playthrough in Morrowind.
Superior Dunmer: Conquered by the Empire and then occupied with a small and underequipped legion. Gets horribly mauled by daedra during the Oblivion crisis, thinks that's a good time for a civil war.
Inferior Argonians: Empire only ever able to settle border areas of Black Marsh, legions sent inland get slaughtered. Immideately unites during the Oblivion crisis, slaughters daedra invaders so badly they invade Oblivion and daedra have to close their Black Marsh portals to stop the beat down.
Most literate lizard. Argonian mind can’t comprehend how or why “conquered” and “occupied” Morrowind has a complete autonomy in all its domestic matters, and keeps his scaly ass in chains.
And of course he bough into literal propaganda that Argonian version of thalmor peddles. Lizard brain can’t make connections between Martin’s sacrifice and the closure of oblivion gates, he thinks he threw stones and spears very hard, and beat daedra 😂
Any time I choose a race other than Redguard with the Steed sign, I regret forgetting to enable the run faster mod
Or you can grind or change the stat to run faster.
@@Zack_Wildfire for real. i dont get mod dweebs that want to eliminate the role playing aspect of their rpg game
@@slightlyaboveaveragebutaverage I know right it's like asking for alot more shooting in an adventure shooter because they're use to pvp shooters.
Speed is already that easily increasable even when not touching it, are people really that impatient?
@@LazyBuddyBan yes I am
0:32 Oh... the farm tools.
Through my experience with elder scrolls lore, especially eso, I've found that I as an ever proud Nord, spend most of my time studying Khajit and Dunmer culture.
This makes house parties a little awkward, but I manage
I adore the Oblivion race portraits, especially the Bretons
The nord one felt personal
Your good bro! Love your content!
I picked an Argonian in my first ever Morrowind playthrough, since then I never picked any other. It just feels right!
worth his weight in divinity lmao
the noise he makes when the argonian comes up made me actually laugh out loud
"The Nords came from the frozen wasteland Atmora and it's a shame they didn't stay there."
Oh snap, although, to be fair they did go back, to gather up 500 Atmorans before going back to Skyrim and massacred the Falmer. Whatever was left of the Falmer fled to the Dwemer for help and those guys went "Sure, on one condition - you'll be blinded and turned into our slaves, then we'll vanish leaving you to wander through our ruins blindly until the conditions devolve you into those creatures from The Descent"
I thoroughly appreciate that Ur always drags my favorite race through the mud
The best part about making spells is knowing that khajit don’t know how to, and it’s important to make spells, so that you can remind cats that they can’t have anything good in life. They’re allowed to have skooma and moon sugar, and fast food fried kwama eggs. Hey, that's a pretty great spell... Not that a cat would know HAHA HAHAHAHAHA
Oh yeah ? Well can you get that sweet sweet easy money by opening an Only Fans to pander to suspiciously rich furries ? That's what I thought.
@@NIHIL_EGO online prostitution and e-begging is very on point for khajiit, who can’t stand honest work.