She talks about people mocking girls for being obsessed with Twilight and Justin Bieber as if nobody has ever made fun of male Trekkies and Star Wars fans.
"I'm willing to overlook pretty much any flaw in a story if the characters' captivating." Translation: "I'm willing to ignore a movie being terrible if it promotes an agenda I like."
Translation : I'm willing to ignore a movie being absolute shit, as long as the protagonist doesn't have dangley-bits b/t his legs... Now a "she" w/ dangley-bits -well, that's a diff story.
See the statement there isn't even something I find outlandish. Unfortunately for reviewer, Ghostbusters 2016 barely has characters (more caricatures), much less captivating characters. So even if right idea, wrong example.
Well, they may be, but it's all good, because later in life they get all that privilege money and get to be bosses at some company exploiting women, right? Right? I'm still waiting on the phone call....
I like the fact that it starts off as a review of Ghostbusters and then devolves into a rant about ‘girl vs boy movies/male gaze’ or some shit. I mean, talk about a complete derailment.
“Why are men allowed to do this” stood out to me. Who is allowing men to do anything ? Who is preventing women from doing the same things men do? Oh so people on the internet complain about how annoying teenage girls are and that prevents them from doing things they like in the same way boys do? That sounds like a personal problem more than sexism. maybe teenage girls need to be taught to grow a thicker skin.
Also the fact that she calls girls showing excitement for things that they typically like 'showing passion', but boys showing excitement for things that we typically like, is us getting 'worked up'.
She has a funko pop figure for each brain cell I lost listening to her... They're kind of a metaphor for her too - generic, big headed, little creativity involved
She thinks this shit will sell like gold one day dude xD that's why she keeps the fucking box loooool pls someone help i'm dying this shit is too funny looooool
This girl looks, sounds, and acts just like someone I know. She even has the same vacant look in her eyes. I think there is a factory somewhere pumping out stereotypical tumblrista nerd girls.
I fucking hate tumblrinas. They are all about "embracing everything" but if you draw their favorite character with a thinner body or a slightly paler skin or even imply that a movies color palate was dark bc of themes, or qjestion their dumbass headcanon and imply that obesity isnt healty, they'd bully u until u want to quit everything and will cheer if you die. Also they cant tell the difference between fiction and reality and hate on artists and blame theyre own stupidity on your preferences
I like how she talks about guys not being ridiculed for liking pop culture things while having collectibles and posters which are things that guys are ridiculed for liking and having when they are an adult.
@@robinthrush9672 Depends on how profitable the popculture is. Like how star wars had a medium sized base of passionate fans but once disney bought it and injected it with marketing steroids then all of a sudden everybody loves star wars.
@@daniboy4153 im a girl and i too, am afraid to tell some one i like anime and sometimes like to watch k pop music videos because of the aesthetics, without being called a yaoi fangirl or some other shit. As if watching movies and watching anime are different, personally i see no difference. Also being an introvert makes things worse for me because my family keeps telling me i will die alone even tho they should know i like being alone intead of wanting to suck up to what society wants and i cant tell people what they want to hear 😔
@@aquamarineancientsoul7893 Maybe don’t think about what people say and like what you like? I was once ridiculed for liking anime too and it never made me feel any sort of way. I’m also a girl (Actually an adult woman but whatever)
Does she know that Melissa McCarthy gets wiggs character fired, never apologizes, steals the royalties from the book which never told was being published. But worst than that when the mayor tells Melissa to stop the ghostbustng, Melissa tells the ghostbusters that everything is ok and they can continue, which gets them in trouble. She lied to all her friends! How are these role models?
Also they give no real informative information to Leslie Jone's char. Yes, she believes and did see a ghost, but she's basically armed and out there like it's not really a serious thing or really easy and she ends up in that whole backstage concert situation.
I know this is a couple of years late to reply, but I was overdramatic as a teenage boy. It's just more angsty. Both are overemotional. You are 100% right that it is just how teenagers are. But she is so wrapped up in feminism that she can't even see that.
The difference is... The other woman in the video? She seems fake, She acts fake, and She is fake. Like it's an Act for the camera. While you? You seem Real, You Act Real, and You Are Real. Kudos to you and Excellent job on that Ghostbusters video you did as well as this one.
I hate the Transformers franchise way worse than Twilight. Yeah. I said that. WAY WORSE THAN TWILIGHT! Let that sink in. Comparing the Beatles fandom to the One Direction fandom......sigh. The Beatles were talented...and men went frigging insane for them too. One Direction, well, I like one of their songs (Story of My Life had a good country-ish feel to it) but other than that is One Direction is just a fad.
If were talking about the movies sure. On some level I can enjoy twilight ironically. Transformers is just a drain on the soul after awhile, with healthy amounts of eyestrain.
what is it with feminists and hating on the male gays? I knew there were a portion of feminism who were against even gay men but it's practically all TH-cam feminists...
"She's just so far up her own ass, the stomach acids are giving her split ends." Jesus Christ that is one of the funniest insults I've heard in years, I just laughed so hard my sides hurt.
@4:46 Yes, it's true that teen girls are not in control of their emotions or interests and become overly excited or upset. Same is true for teen boys as well. Something called hormones, puberty, and undeveloped brains. 😆
Oh lord... I'm all for women having equal rights, same rate of pay (being a woman), but dear god can people stop with this pandering style videos? It drives me crazy! Keep up the good work JLongbone. Bringing sense to this confusing and stupid world we live in. On a second note, it might not be slow motion, but what about the ENTIRITY of "Kill Bill?" and that fantastic fight scene in the caravan?
The “male gaze” is a part of actual film theory, as men were primarily filmmakers, and therefore created the language of film. The “male gaze” is applicable to men, women, situations, and whatever depicted in film and how a framework pioneered by men may affect these depictions. It is term of theoretical ANALYSIS, and is NEUTRAL on its own, and is not for the social movement of feminism. For example, the term “auterism” is a term of film analysis, which looks at the director as the sole “author” of a film. You don’t have to agree that directors are the main authors of film, but you can still use the term of analysis because it’s a NEUTRAL THEORETICAL FRAMEWORK.
Maybe I'm a little immature, but I laughed a million times more at this video than Ghostbusters 2016. You literally gave her 3rd dagree burn with this video. The meta combacks you gave were amazing and hilarious. It must have taken a while to put them together though, so great job. I think you show Milo what a real strong funny woman looks like. Kutos!
Every time I watch another feminist TH-cam vid I am going to return to this video to convince myself that very intelligent and funny women indeed do exist.
I could barely make it through _this_ video because of all the clips of Ms. Feminist, there. The refutation, however, made it all worthwhile. It's a dirty job, and I'm glad I didn't have to do it.
10:59: "Sexuality is human." Thank you! Thank you so much! Someone else understands! I've been saying this for years but no else seemed to get it. Not even anti-feminists and MRAs mention this. So thank you so much for saying it!
"That teen girls are not in control of their emotions" Yeah.... every parent of a teenage girl has observed that.... I have 3 teenage girls, none of whom have ANY control of their emotions.
I wish I could like this video twice. I think that all women are feminist to a degree, but all women aren't emotionally immature, misandrist, assholes. There is nothing wrong if you like GB 2016, but a movie, or the marketing campaign surrounding it should never become a political dip stick to judge your character, or your morals or values. Thank you J Longbone, I needed a good laugh.
At 3:20, speaking of awesome films with women as incredible fighters, I would highly recommend Nikita by Luc Besson. It's a French film, the subtitled version is better than the dubbed (in this case), and it's just fucking awesome.
I also have quite a few awesome recommendations too, Lady Snowblood: a Japanese film that basically inspired Tarantino to do Kill Bill(seriously there are so many scenes that are similar), Everly: a very interesting home invasion movie that felt similar to freakin Die Hard, and I can name off quite a few others but think of the names though, sorry XP
I don’t really understand where feminists got this idea of this “Us vs Them” mentality between men and women, like “men create action movies for men and no one else!” As if literally everything men do isn’t a way to impress and ingratiate themselves to a good woman lol
You.....I have no words. You are epic. There are legitimate social issues and this twerp of a 20s something, focusing on all this vapid first world problem crap, is the very worst of SJW's I love the way you picked her bs apart utterly using legitimate points facts and basically just nuking her vid. I also love your point on sexuality. Yes people can be douchey in how they express it but sexuality in of itself isnt a bad thing...its what you decide to do to express it that determines sane human being from utter asshole. I could go on for a good long while but damn. Just...brava!!!!
This is 4 years late, but for the people who just happen to come across JLongbone (which, honestly, are super blessed to have discovered this awesome person), don't go to the original video. Y'all will just be giving her money if you do and it's not worth your attention and time. But hey, JLongbone's worth it. Definitely continue watching her.
Yow, her face looks like one of those LOLZ faces people photoshop making the eyes and mouth HUGE, lol...and you made me honestly laugh out loud when you said she spent the morning making her hair more ambiguous, lol...awesome:)
I love how she is claiming she is a feminist while also judging the value of a woman solely by how they are perceived by men. Because looking at hot, confident, and sexy women and saying:" you are a vapid airhead who is to stupid to realize you are just catering to the male gaze" is TOTALLY respecting a woman. Feminism is not "you only have value if you act how I think you should act" it is " everyone has value equally" . Period.
*applause Your highlighting the slow-motion clips of women being all actiony was beautifully done. Her bringing up hysteria is the same trick as the crazy young earth creationist who argues against some fringe evolutionary idea from 150 years ago as if it has any relevance to today's scientific thinking.
"If you didn't like Twilight, you just hate women!" No, I hate poor writing, predictable and mediocre characters, and plots that make you roll your eyes so hard they might get stuck looking at your retinal nerves. That's not a woman thing, that's a bad writer thing, and there are plenty of those across the board. I mean hell, have you SEEN the young adult category these days?
"There were SO many things that the women got to do, in this movie, that we normally don't get to see women do!" Oh, u mean like destroying an entire cinematic universe by -shitting- QUEEFING on everything - &everyone - that made the franchise awesome?? YA...SOOO. HILARIOUS. SO. EMPOWERING.
7:41 that is the opposite as far as I've observed throughout elementary and high school. Girls were often stereotyped as reading many books while boys were mocked for supposedly always wasting time playing video games or movies which neither medium gets the inherent respect that books get. "Boy stuff" often is considered vapid and lacking any value while what girls are stereotypically associated with consuming is a mixed bag, chick flicks are considered vapid which I understand because they are soulless rehashes blatantly pandering to a demographic (opposed to action movies where it's primary audience may be male but it isn't intended for that audience only and the genre has a wider variety than chick flicks) , but many books consumed by girls and women are respected on the basis they are books. And when I say chick flicks I'm not referring to all romance or romcom movies, plenty of men can and do enjoy romance in their movies or even romantic centered stories but in the case of a chick flick it does everything in it's power to disinterest men and pander to women and often ends up being poorly written and lacking substance or heart. Chick flicks lack respect because they're bad not because almost exclusively women like them Edit: ya know why lots of boys enjoy classic Disney Princess movies. It's cuz they're well made relatable human stories that happen to also include some good music and wish fulfillment for little girls.
7:51 Labyrinth is a cult phenomenon because of girls. I’m not a fan of the film, but I respect their nostalgic love for it as I’m a Dark Crystal fan. The Princess Bride is probably more loved by women than men, too, but let’s not talk about films that disprove this woman’s BS theory.
10:37 Oh yea bc that doesn’t happen vice versa. “They didn’t come to hear (The Beatles), they came to _see_ (The Beatles).” - Ringo Starr. 14:27 YESSSS!!!!!!
I gotta say, I was teenager not too many years before this movie came out/review was published, and I never ONCE felt like I was berated for being the way I was or liking the things I liked, and as a teen I was a MASSIVE weeb living in a mostly Christian-Conservative area. When I told all the adults around me how much I loved Japan and anime, they were all like, "oh that's nice honey, would you like a Naruto headband for Christmas?"
I wish you all the success in your career. Keep being genuine. People love that. Well I love that. Your point of view on things really open up my mind on different subjects you talk about. At the same time entertaining me. I am a fan of your work.
"The primary concern isn't making sure they're pretty..." Except each of them is so caked in makeup you can literally see the sheen from the spotlights off of their noses in each scene. Sure, the contrast is cranked to 300%, but you can clearly see Melissa McCarthy is wearing more eyeliner than a Melissa McCarthy impersonator at a drag show. C'mon now. I was more distracted by their clown makeup than half of the crappy CGI.
She talks about people mocking girls for being obsessed with Twilight and Justin Bieber as if nobody has ever made fun of male Trekkies and Star Wars fans.
Why is there so few likes??
THANK YOU
*Fat Star Wars Kid,* probably the first funny-nerd meme video.
Dr Shaym My GUY! What it do, mane?
Dr Shaym yo
"I'm willing to overlook pretty much any flaw in a story if the characters' captivating."
Translation: "I'm willing to ignore a movie being terrible if it promotes an agenda I like."
It's really upsetting because that's a valid philosophy. Just hate seeing it being used in this context :/
Translation : I'm willing to ignore a movie being absolute shit, as long as the protagonist doesn't have dangley-bits b/t his legs... Now a "she" w/ dangley-bits -well, that's a diff story.
Thats litterally Hitler.
Yep.
See the statement there isn't even something I find outlandish.
Unfortunately for reviewer, Ghostbusters 2016 barely has characters (more caricatures), much less captivating characters. So even if right idea, wrong example.
"Her head's so far up her own ass, the stomach acid's giving her split ends."
I cracked up at that. Thank you.
And shit she's far more funnier than fuckin Amy Schumer
Jordan Ogle no shit
@@TrueBuddhaCat Duh everybody is
oh yeah and nerdy boys who get excited about pokemon and star wars don't get bullied or teased at all
Well, they may be, but it's all good, because later in life they get all that privilege money and get to be bosses at some company exploiting women, right? Right? I'm still waiting on the phone call....
@@leahsander5490 you just gotta wait a couple centuries
Don't forget to add anime. Lol
And let's not forget certain video games and consoles lol
Maybe, but with luck it's funny.
I like the fact that it starts off as a review of Ghostbusters and then devolves into a rant about ‘girl vs boy movies/male gaze’ or some shit. I mean, talk about a complete derailment.
This girl is like, "I live in a first world country, have a roof over my head, and can afford three meals a day.... my life is so hard!😭"
Most people these days sadly. Don’t realise how good they have it.
Not to mention the stacks of in-box Pop figures behind her, a collection I'm positive has increased exponentially in the last 4.5 years.
“Why are men allowed to do this” stood out to me. Who is allowing men to do anything ? Who is preventing women from doing the same things men do? Oh so people on the internet complain about how annoying teenage girls are and that prevents them from doing things they like in the same way boys do? That sounds like a personal problem more than sexism. maybe teenage girls need to be taught to grow a thicker skin.
Also the fact that she calls girls showing excitement for things that they typically like 'showing passion', but boys showing excitement for things that we typically like, is us getting 'worked up'.
I honestly don't see the logic in all that...
Everyone is always encouraged to be themselves and show their interests. Unless I'm missing something...
It's not that men are allowed. They just don't give a fuck.
She has a funko pop figure for each brain cell I lost listening to her... They're kind of a metaphor for her too - generic, big headed, little creativity involved
Buy Nendoroids. They actually are good quality and involve creativity.
I never got the point of buying funkos and let them inside the box.
She thinks this shit will sell like gold one day dude xD that's why she keeps the fucking box loooool pls someone help i'm dying this shit is too funny looooool
Marcello SDLT I sold one for 3 thousand. that's why
I love them but wow
This girl looks, sounds, and acts just like someone I know. She even has the same vacant look in her eyes. I think there is a factory somewhere pumping out stereotypical tumblrista nerd girls.
Floydthefuckbag The factory is called college
California
Well, if their only defining characteristic is that they're women... I could see how they'd be similar.
I fucking hate tumblrinas. They are all about "embracing everything" but if you draw their favorite character with a thinner body or a slightly paler skin or even imply that a movies color palate was dark bc of themes, or qjestion their dumbass headcanon and imply that obesity isnt healty, they'd bully u until u want to quit everything and will cheer if you die. Also they cant tell the difference between fiction and reality and hate on artists and blame theyre own stupidity on your preferences
Malnutrition + leftist = people like this
I like how she talks about guys not being ridiculed for liking pop culture things while having collectibles and posters which are things that guys are ridiculed for liking and having when they are an adult.
I'm a man
I get ridiculed for liking anime and basically anything nerdy.
Basically ridiculed as nerds and losers until a few decades go by and women get curious, THEN all those nerdy, loser things are OK pop culture.
@@robinthrush9672 Depends on how profitable the popculture is. Like how star wars had a medium sized base of passionate fans but once disney bought it and injected it with marketing steroids then all of a sudden everybody loves star wars.
@@daniboy4153 im a girl and i too, am afraid to tell some one i like anime and sometimes like to watch k pop music videos because of the aesthetics, without being called a yaoi fangirl or some other shit. As if watching movies and watching anime are different, personally i see no difference. Also being an introvert makes things worse for me because my family keeps telling me i will die alone even tho they should know i like being alone intead of wanting to suck up to what society wants and i cant tell people what they want to hear 😔
@@aquamarineancientsoul7893 Maybe don’t think about what people say and like what you like? I was once ridiculed for liking anime too and it never made me feel any sort of way. I’m also a girl (Actually an adult woman but whatever)
Does she know that Melissa McCarthy gets wiggs character fired, never apologizes, steals the royalties from the book which never told was being published.
But worst than that when the mayor tells Melissa to stop the ghostbustng, Melissa tells the ghostbusters that everything is ok and they can continue, which gets them in trouble. She lied to all her friends!
How are these role models?
Because they're women representing The Party, so everything they have to do must be right, because The Party is always right.
Also they give no real informative information to Leslie Jone's char. Yes, she believes and did see a ghost, but she's basically armed and out there like it's not really a serious thing or really easy and she ends up in that whole backstage concert situation.
They dance while not being conventionally attractive! That's what that one lady said was important! And then they pumpkin spice lattes afterwards.
'Men don't express enough emotions'
Also men
'They get too excited and emotional about things'
Yes makes sense
And then it's tOXic mAsCUliNiTy
Hey, don't mock her! She's community building!
Ain't nobody "Male Gazing" at that Minecraft looking Feminist. I've never seen such a square jawline.....
Lol also look at 300 or maybe Daniel crep as bond walking out of the water....
You can’t pretend she’s not pretty dude
She would look nice with better hair, she has a pretty face
She'd be lovely with a more suiting hair style.
Bruh the new Alex skin looks horrible
Wait, this girl knows most teenage girls are mocked by other girls? Right?
And this was why most of my friends were guys growing up.
@@midgetwthahacksaw l'm going to an all girls school......help me
@@l_am_a_cookie7055 Oh, honey . . . that sucks.
@@midgetwthahacksaw Girls who say they only get along with guys are typically the problem. Just saying. I got along with other girls just fine, lol
That feminist's head is so square shaped.. wtf.
I thought I was the only one who noticed lmao her and milo
Circles are a product of the patriarchy.
That's what I was thinking!
She's a Lego Feminist robot.
She reminds me of Rocky Dennis from Mask.
It's okay to admit that teenage girls are overdramatic, okay?? I was, that's just how teenagers are
I know this is a couple of years late to reply, but I was overdramatic as a teenage boy. It's just more angsty. Both are overemotional. You are 100% right that it is just how teenagers are. But she is so wrapped up in feminism that she can't even see that.
why is her head a literal box
her head is her own feminist soapbox
Mlem I wheezed harder than I should XD
Too many Funko figures in the background...
That damn phone
@M J Grasscutter her head. Is a literal box.
The difference is...
The other woman in the video? She seems fake, She acts fake, and She is fake. Like it's an Act for the camera.
While you? You seem Real, You Act Real, and You Are Real. Kudos to you and Excellent job on that Ghostbusters video you did as well as this one.
Yes
I refuse to watch it solely because of how stereotypical Leslie Jone's character is portrayed.
OOHH HEEEELLLLLLLLL NAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!
I hate the Transformers franchise way worse than Twilight. Yeah. I said that. WAY WORSE THAN TWILIGHT! Let that sink in. Comparing the Beatles fandom to the One Direction fandom......sigh. The Beatles were talented...and men went frigging insane for them too. One Direction, well, I like one of their songs (Story of My Life had a good country-ish feel to it) but other than that is One Direction is just a fad.
If were talking about the movies sure. On some level I can enjoy twilight ironically. Transformers is just a drain on the soul after awhile, with healthy amounts of eyestrain.
Me after Twilight: Is this satire?
Me after Transformers: Is Megan Fox Satire?
I don't think it did have a "country vibe" but it was nostalgic.
I've watched a few of your videos now, and you're funny as hell. Keep it up.
Agreed
This lady is funnier than the entire Fembusters movie.
Yeah
what is it with feminists and hating on the male gays?
I knew there were a portion of feminism who were against even gay men but it's practically all TH-cam feminists...
😂😂😂
Noice
derpion derpson eh us gay guys don't really like them either lol
I love how these people who claim "individuality" all look the same.
"She's just so far up her own ass, the stomach acids are giving her split ends."
Jesus Christ that is one of the funniest insults I've heard in years, I just laughed so hard my sides hurt.
@4:46 Yes, it's true that teen girls are not in control of their emotions or interests and become overly excited or upset. Same is true for teen boys as well. Something called hormones, puberty, and undeveloped brains. 😆
Oh lord...
I'm all for women having equal rights, same rate of pay (being a woman), but dear god can people stop with this pandering style videos? It drives me crazy!
Keep up the good work JLongbone. Bringing sense to this confusing and stupid world we live in.
On a second note, it might not be slow motion, but what about the ENTIRITY of "Kill Bill?" and that fantastic fight scene in the caravan?
th-cam.com/video/wjWBXbGVyQU/w-d-xo.html watch this
The “male gaze” is a part of actual film theory, as men were primarily filmmakers, and therefore created the language of film. The “male gaze” is applicable to men, women, situations, and whatever depicted in film and how a framework pioneered by men may affect these depictions. It is term of theoretical ANALYSIS, and is NEUTRAL on its own, and is not for the social movement of feminism.
For example, the term “auterism” is a term of film analysis, which looks at the director as the sole “author” of a film. You don’t have to agree that directors are the main authors of film, but you can still use the term of analysis because it’s a NEUTRAL THEORETICAL FRAMEWORK.
I'm not surprised they hijacked that
Maybe I'm a little immature, but I laughed a million times more at this video than Ghostbusters 2016. You literally gave her 3rd dagree burn with this video. The meta combacks you gave were amazing and hilarious. It must have taken a while to put them together though, so great job. I think you show Milo what a real strong funny woman looks like. Kutos!
It's official, I love you.
(No homo)
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Dido
Did I just say dido? Ew
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be
She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine😍 no creepio👀
Well its obvious that this woman doesnt watch a lot of movies.
Why she look like the guy from ratatouille
Hey now, your dishonor the movie with comparing with her. That movie had something..
she actually looks more like Madness from inside out
She looks like the guy from ratatouille and acts like the rAT from Ratatouille!
I was thinking of that analysis guy in Criminal Mind
Don't diss linguini
Every time I watch another feminist TH-cam vid I am going to return to this video to convince myself that very intelligent and funny women indeed do exist.
Shouldn't need a video for that! Just get out more!
You are not only extremely funny; but pretty smart as well; excellent points you made; I did enjoy your video.....keep it up
Azura Franco Those traits often go hand in hand.
I could barely make it through _this_ video because of all the clips of Ms. Feminist, there. The refutation, however, made it all worthwhile. It's a dirty job, and I'm glad I didn't have to do it.
nerdbois 20 years ago, "why don't females like geeky stuff, it's great."
nerdbois now, "please God, make them stop!"
10:59: "Sexuality is human." Thank you! Thank you so much! Someone else understands! I've been saying this for years but no else seemed to get it. Not even anti-feminists and MRAs mention this. So thank you so much for saying it!
@SqueakyPickles I'm a MRA as well and the fact this doesn't come up more often seems a bit off to be, but I'm glad I'm not the only one. :)
"female hysteria" is what led to the creation of vibrators, my point is, we need a lot more vibrators.
"That teen girls are not in control of their emotions"
Yeah.... every parent of a teenage girl has observed that.... I have 3 teenage girls, none of whom have ANY control of their emotions.
That woman’s head could fit inside a box perfectly without rattling
Fast forward a year, now we have "Jake Paulers".
OnideusMadHatter god no
I wish I could like this video twice. I think that all women are feminist to a degree, but all women aren't emotionally immature, misandrist, assholes. There is nothing wrong if you like GB 2016, but a movie, or the marketing campaign surrounding it should never become a political dip stick to judge your character, or your morals or values. Thank you J Longbone, I needed a good laugh.
Twilight. Where grown women drooled over the thought of two shirtless young men.
MALE GAZE!
At 3:20, speaking of awesome films with women as incredible fighters, I would highly recommend Nikita by Luc Besson. It's a French film, the subtitled version is better than the dubbed (in this case), and it's just fucking awesome.
Thanks! :)
I also have quite a few awesome recommendations too, Lady Snowblood: a Japanese film that basically inspired Tarantino to do Kill Bill(seriously there are so many scenes that are similar), Everly: a very interesting home invasion movie that felt similar to freakin Die Hard, and I can name off quite a few others but think of the names though, sorry XP
Hi there, can you tell me what the music at 3:08 is? I really wanna know.
I don’t really understand where feminists got this idea of this “Us vs Them” mentality between men and women, like “men create action movies for men and no one else!” As if literally everything men do isn’t a way to impress and ingratiate themselves to a good woman lol
Daddy Issues
Holy shit, I just noticed an audio error in the Ghostbusters (2016) clip. Just a reminder, it's the "pussy fart" scene.
Their joke it's the front not the back.... well shit.
This video is certified "Penis approved"
#GreatVideo had me in stitches, awesome and straight talkin subbed
You.....I have no words. You are epic. There are legitimate social issues and this twerp of a 20s something, focusing on all this vapid first world problem crap, is the very worst of SJW's I love the way you picked her bs apart utterly using legitimate points facts and basically just nuking her vid. I also love your point on sexuality. Yes people can be douchey in how they express it but sexuality in of itself isnt a bad thing...its what you decide to do to express it that determines sane human being from utter asshole. I could go on for a good long while but damn. Just...brava!!!!
It's more corny then I could have ever imagined...
This is 4 years late, but for the people who just happen to come across JLongbone (which, honestly, are super blessed to have discovered this awesome person), don't go to the original video. Y'all will just be giving her money if you do and it's not worth your attention and time.
But hey, JLongbone's worth it. Definitely continue watching her.
This woman owns so many Funko Pops she's started to look like one.
I got cold one night, so I asked my cousin if I could use her Twilight books to start a fire
Yow, her face looks like one of those LOLZ faces people photoshop making the eyes and mouth HUGE, lol...and you made me honestly laugh out loud when you said she spent the morning making her hair more ambiguous, lol...awesome:)
she looks like she's stuck in the 1940's lol
slimer700
Or like she belongs in a Garfield comic strip...
Oh my god, best channel I’ve found in a long time. This is hysterical.
Goddamn this woman is on fire!!!! keep kicking ass JLONGBONE!!!
I found your channel today and I'm currently binge-watching your videos because you're really funny! Glad I found your channel!
I love how she is claiming she is a feminist while also judging the value of a woman solely by how they are perceived by men. Because looking at hot, confident, and sexy women and saying:" you are a vapid airhead who is to stupid to realize you are just catering to the male gaze" is TOTALLY respecting a woman. Feminism is not "you only have value if you act how I think you should act" it is " everyone has value equally" . Period.
someone: be there or be square
she: i'm a indypendent woman, i can do both
her face: .....
3 years later, and I'm still haunted by the feminist's restless, dead eyes
Owning so many funkoPOP figures she's turning into one herself~
*applause
Your highlighting the slow-motion clips of women being all actiony was beautifully done.
Her bringing up hysteria is the same trick as the crazy young earth creationist who argues against some fringe evolutionary idea from 150 years ago as if it has any relevance to today's scientific thinking.
Ya had me in the first half. Then you started to sound like a fedora tipping 4channer at the end lol.
"Anything that teen girls get excited about, is seen as uncool or stupid."
*Thomas The Train had never heard such bullshit*
I lost my shit with so much of this video but the slo-mo montage killed me. You’re amazing omg.
Alita Battle Angel has slow motion Battle sequences, thank you very much.
" Scawy scawy peanuses that get hawd " Best quote of our generation.
You're my new hero.
as soon as someone says "intersectional", I can't. I just can't.
The late Robert Z'Dar would say her jawline is ridiculous.
Thank you. We need more people like you calling out these brainwashed people.
My problem with these feminists is that they are fighting a non battle here in the USA vs. other countries who need them.
Thank you
when you see the Jlongbone, you feel the world becomes a better place.
"If you didn't like Twilight, you just hate women!" No, I hate poor writing, predictable and mediocre characters, and plots that make you roll your eyes so hard they might get stuck looking at your retinal nerves. That's not a woman thing, that's a bad writer thing, and there are plenty of those across the board. I mean hell, have you SEEN the young adult category these days?
“Boy things” yeah I’m a massive fan of Titanic-which is considered as a girly film. Ding back to that feminist weirdo.
Not a guy but mean girls is a classic
Sometimes I worry I’m too critical and then I see someone like this and feel much better
"There were SO many things that the women got to do, in this movie, that we normally don't get to see women do!"
Oh, u mean like destroying an entire cinematic universe by -shitting- QUEEFING on everything - &everyone - that made the franchise awesome?? YA...SOOO. HILARIOUS. SO. EMPOWERING.
“Be there or be square”
She didn’t show up
How could you overlook shrek for awesome female slow motion fights?
7:41 that is the opposite as far as I've observed throughout elementary and high school. Girls were often stereotyped as reading many books while boys were mocked for supposedly always wasting time playing video games or movies which neither medium gets the inherent respect that books get. "Boy stuff" often is considered vapid and lacking any value while what girls are stereotypically associated with consuming is a mixed bag, chick flicks are considered vapid which I understand because they are soulless rehashes blatantly pandering to a demographic (opposed to action movies where it's primary audience may be male but it isn't intended for that audience only and the genre has a wider variety than chick flicks) , but many books consumed by girls and women are respected on the basis they are books. And when I say chick flicks I'm not referring to all romance or romcom movies, plenty of men can and do enjoy romance in their movies or even romantic centered stories but in the case of a chick flick it does everything in it's power to disinterest men and pander to women and often ends up being poorly written and lacking substance or heart. Chick flicks lack respect because they're bad not because almost exclusively women like them
Edit: ya know why lots of boys enjoy classic Disney Princess movies. It's cuz they're well made relatable human stories that happen to also include some good music and wish fulfillment for little girls.
So glad I found this channel, the reviews are gold
Realize nobody in the audience laughed during the clip in the theater
7:51 Labyrinth is a cult phenomenon because of girls. I’m not a fan of the film, but I respect their nostalgic love for it as I’m a Dark Crystal fan. The Princess Bride is probably more loved by women than men, too, but let’s not talk about films that disprove this woman’s BS theory.
Soooo we should call harmony books or yaoi ''female gaze'', since they're made by women, for other women, using men as a mean of sexualizing?
Thanks for linking the original so I can downvote it 😂 you're awesome.
10:37 Oh yea bc that doesn’t happen vice versa.
“They didn’t come to hear (The Beatles), they came to _see_ (The Beatles).”
- Ringo Starr.
14:27 YESSSS!!!!!!
I've never actually heard anyone explain objectification in that way. Well done.
Sad part is its 2019 and I can hear her (the feminist) using the same argument and video for why Batwoman is failing - HARD!
Thank you for reminding me about cut for Bieber, I nearly forgot about that masterpiece
The funny thing is that, I'm almost positive that this girl has female hysteria.
*bitch hysteria
When you mentioned Die Hard, I knew you were a good person.
Who's this JLongBone girl, and why did it take this long for me to finally see these videos in my recommended?
I gotta say, I was teenager not too many years before this movie came out/review was published, and I never ONCE felt like I was berated for being the way I was or liking the things I liked, and as a teen I was a MASSIVE weeb living in a mostly Christian-Conservative area. When I told all the adults around me how much I loved Japan and anime, they were all like, "oh that's nice honey, would you like a Naruto headband for Christmas?"
The whole "Real Motherfuckin' Talk" insert was genius. _I love you JL!_
true women of history are rolling over in their graves
As a woman, I love Die Hard.
3:28 oh Christ I thought the world had forgotten Daredevil
The amount of Funko Pops in this lady's house converted me to a Nendoroid fan.........
you planning to go the route anti sjw/feminist with your channel in the long run? if so you got a sub
Not specifically. My channel is gonna be a hodgepodge of shit. Just wait :)
Feminist: Teen girl having too much emotions is female hysteria.
All teens have left the chat.
Wow, I just discovered your channel from the guys on EFAP and I'm really enjoying your content :D
If Ms. Sanctimonious Feminist's review were a blog post instead of a video, I'd print out a couple copies to line canary cages.
I wish you all the success in your career. Keep being genuine. People love that. Well I love that. Your point of view on things really open up my mind on different subjects you talk about. At the same time entertaining me. I am a fan of your work.
"The primary concern isn't making sure they're pretty..." Except each of them is so caked in makeup you can literally see the sheen from the spotlights off of their noses in each scene. Sure, the contrast is cranked to 300%, but you can clearly see Melissa McCarthy is wearing more eyeliner than a Melissa McCarthy impersonator at a drag show. C'mon now. I was more distracted by their clown makeup than half of the crappy CGI.
going through old vids and they still make me laugh.
My husband turned to me and asked, " Am I not mocking you enough?" LOL