WISH UPON MOVIE REVIEW
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"Somebody help me carry this fucking thing!" LMFAO You're the best!
Oh look another edgy TH-camr...subs.
you are hella funny !!!!love your channel
Ok but could she not have just wished away the boxes consequences so then its just free wishes
To this day this is one of your funniest videos ever. This is amazing.
you would think after losing her mom she'd treat her dad better
you forget.... SHE'S A WHITE TEENAGE GIRL!
she would act as shitty as she could just because of her being a white teenage girl
@@patriousthefallenknight3185 is this sarcasm or-
Edit: wait no it's a reference to the video sorry I didn't reach that part when I replied.
@@rainlily3-oh-5 hahaha
That would require the writers to have at least two functioning brain cells to write something as complicated as normal human interactions and characters that aren’t entitled, selfish assholes.
spritess fluer exactly
She is embarrassed by her dad dumpster diving but then proceeds to draw more attention by going over and getting mad at him. Logic.
Thank you
The girl from Sierra Burgess and the girl from The Kissing Booth together. What was anyone expecting?
Honestly, got shook when I saw her there.
yeah, Netflix fucked the Barb actress hard after Stranger Things. This, the Sierra Burgess disaster...
Both of them have one thing in common
They both get put in bad movies with bad characters.
Also the main girl from "after"
And isn't the protag the same girl in 13 Reasons Why playing yet another amoral, selfish, borderline sociopathical teen?
"It's your acting coach" I was literally so dead 💀😂😂😂😂😂
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yes that was so funny!
“I’ve come to return your money.” 😂
@@EEEEEE1337 You really make me miss the days when downvoting someone's comment would let you see the number of times it had been downvoted as well as turning the little 'thumbs down' icon a nice, glaring red.
I wish none of my wishes can be interpreted in a negative way.
I wish no one else would die as a result of making wishes.
I wish everyone who has died as a result of my wishes, didn't.
I wish for an unlimited amount of wishes.
Edit: Thanks for all the likes! And the heart
Robyninity I just say I wish to control the percentage. Like what’s the percent of me finding 200 dollars right now. 0%, bring that up to 100%
👍😎🎓
wish granted, you get 900000 chinese boxes
So your the reason why no one can die in this world..... Everyone becomes there mutant masses on the ground, still living (barely). Thanks 🙃
Basically you are god if that happens
I think this movie confuses "gorey" with "scary".
Even then it's not even that gory.
To be fair for people who've yet to actually see really gory movies the first time they see a certain "level" of gore it has a certain fact that grosses them out/creeps them out. Additionally a lot of people enjoy different negative emotions from different films. It's why some folks like really depressing movies like those by Lars Von Trier.
But its neither
It's just stupid
As do most horror movies these days.
It's PG-13 and not gory at all. It's a horror for teen girls, not gory.
Pause at 2:04 to see me! Yeah it's a bad movie but it was a fun day and I got paid! lol
Aw that’s adorable, sub
Congratulations!
Dude that's awesome, you own a piece of bad movie history.
Riley Wadden You’re the best part of this movie.
Best part of the entire film
That Logan Paul joke tho
godlike
And the Ricegum one
Are they really poor? That house actually looks kinda nice.
Ikr? You would think that they would live in some kind of cheap small ass apartment.
It’s like 3 times the size of my house
They're Hollywood movie poor, meaning they have a slightly messy house with a large porch and yard.
It is Hollywood poor, similar to Hollywood homely.
They aren't, his father is just additive to trash
At the end I thought she was going to give the box to the bully. That would've at least been somewhat interesting.
yeah youre right (✿ ♡‿♡)
That would mean that the writers need to have brains
Suzie the Sociopath is my favorite show.
It's better than Batwoman, I'll tell ya that
"I've come to return your money!" I love you.
"I wish my wishes didn't hurt anyone"
"I wish for infinite wishes"
All wishes thus don't hurt anyone, but it instead it causes the ant population to multiply at a rapid rate billions of times, so its not the box hurting anyone but peoples response to the ants and how they handle them.
The writers of this movie probably never seen Aladdin remember when the genie said "I can't make someone fall in love with you" and what is one of her wishes
The writers probably never seen jumanji either she should've tossed the box in the water
the director apparently based this from a 2004 philippine movie called feng shui, which was actually better than this horse shit since it actually made more sense here considering how superstitious filipinos are and that it was actually based on chinese/filipino superstitions.
“I wish that every wish going forward requires no sacrifice at all”
*Credits roll*
Death box: can she do that?
Devil: i dunno man...
The box finds a loophole, no sacrifices, but it becomes a 50/50 chance the wish even works.
Wouldn't that lead to a paradox of some sorts?
Or do you mean THAT wish does gets a sacrifice but every wish after won´t be in need of one?
The loophole/paradox is interesting,no joke,imagine the box just explodes or smt
@@donnamitsuki281 we just want to see the 1001 ways Fishlips could die really
The first one will still have a sacrifice requirement this way.
"mysterious object that grants you wishes but some random person in the world dies every wish you make".
idk if its a cliche or its one of those would you rather type questions.
Not so much someone in the world dies. someone close to you dies.
SO its the box. Only the Box was good, well, kinda. But its not a monkeys paw either. Wait... this is like that 13 wishes tweenage movie off like disney channel thing for grownups.
@@Polomance862 But what if you're a hermit? Does it kill you?
@@mariawhite7337 it's 16 wishes actually, not 13
it was actually inspired by a filipino movie that had a similar but better (context-wise, at least) plot
“Hawaiian Punch”
*pause video*
*pass out from laughter*
I laughed my ass off at that
It’s perfect😂
One of the (minor) things I hate about this movie is how the bullies make a photo of the rotting girl, then POST IT ONLINE and then go around collecting money for her. If they really cared about her then taking that photo in the first place and then posting it online seems pretty out of character. Or they're not actually her friends and enjoy every single bit of it as well and then start collecting money for whatever reason.
Started collecting money to look like good people.
@@mima_piedade
And then spent it on random stuff.
Also, why did she just "rot" a little bit? I thought she would rot until she grumbles in a horrifying gore scene in middle of class or lunch. Nothing really happened...
"She was so happy."
"Yeah, she was. Until she wasn't."
THE MORE YOU KNOW 🌈
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As much as I like Joey King, this movie was such a disappointment.
SPOILERS!
One thing in particular that stuck out for me was when the friend's cousin dies as a result of Wish #4. The deal behind the music box was supposed to be that when she makes a wish, someone close to her dies? Well, she only met the friend's cousin ONCE, and didn't really connect to her then, so how is that someone close to her?
can't exactly kill her main love interest though lmao
and given that she's a piece of shit, i doubt she knows more than 7 people for some fuckin reason lol
She also wasn't close to her Uncle.
Because Plot Convenience
Plot bullshit so she doesn't get the information right away.
Gonna be honest the only thing I liked her in was the conjuring. I think that’s about it....
This really has nothing to do with the movie, but that girl's nose irks me.
And fish lips
She has smoosh face
She’s like an ugly mouth breather
@@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 I think she's kind of cute.
Her face is.. small with big eyes, plump lips and big nose.she's cute
Why use the box like that when you can use it like Death Note?
...
Death Box..
If she were evil, she could wish on the death of someone and someone else would die. That was low-key what she did to the blonde girl. But then her dog died.
Decent idea, terrible execution.
Cs P Yeah but it isn’t exactly original.
@@baronofbahlingen9662 The Wishmaster movies, i enjoyed the first two, though, they're not without flaws.
Not that decent or original, look at those ridiculous magical deaths
This would be decent if it was remotely original. It is at this point as much of a horror trope as any other movie trope conveyed in this movie
When I heard the premise and execution of Wish Upon, it could’ve been used as a moral dilemma story. It could’ve been great.
For example, knowing that making a wish would get someone killed, would you do it for financial security? No more hunger or poverty? No more drugs?
I actually burst out laughing at the final scene of the girl getting absolutely YEETED by a car.
Also, the only death that was sad instead of stupid was the dog.
“I CAN FLLLLLLY!!!!!!!” 23:15
Nothing personal against the actress but the joke at 14:55 is the best
Stella Muka YES
So Monkey's Paw with spoiled suburban girl. Got it!
TheSouloftheDragon don't forget with more wishes to pad the runtime, since the original story was incredibly short.
I would rather watch a movie about Suzie the Sociopath
Sierra Burgess is the scariest thing about this movie
Murcia doxial i'm not the only one who noticed her ! Honestly i find her prettier in this movie !
She's prettier because this one movie doesn't revolve around her being "ugly"
I actually kinda like the premise of this movie, a teenager finding a mystical item that kills people and slowly drives them insane and become protective of the mystical item in question.........
Wait, that's Death Note
That is a nice spacious middle class house; is the family supposed to be poor?
So....this is the equivalent of The Room of horror movies?
Wouldn't go that far, but it's pretty shittastic lol
It's just....so bad. Also, love the Metal Gear Solid V quote from Miller in there. Diggin' it.
*walks in on mom hanging herself*
"Oh hi, mom"
Night-Hawk89 quote on quote “horror” movie 😂
Never compare this trash to the masterpiece that is The Room!!
“I’m wait for an apology for you farting in first grade”
I can’t believe that is an actual line/conversation in a “horror” movie.
I thought the dad was going to say “if there’s a will, there’s a way”...
Same here!
I thought the twist to these sort of stories was that the wish granting thing grants the wishes but twists them to the worst degree, usually by taking the wording too literally(“I wish i was happier” and being cursed to be always happy) or by taking it to its worst logical conclusion (like wishing, “I wish I was good at swimming “, and then being turned into a fish)
NOT that if you make a wish you get what you want but someone randomly dies Final Destination style
That scream of the statues asking for help to carry their laterns. Has me fucking WHEEZING. I'm in tears. 😂
But seriously how are they poor? Their house is nicer and bigger then my own.
This review was 1000% better than the movie. Thank you.
The Goosebumps book was much better than this. The bully got the last laugh. Didn’t she have the girl turned into a bird?
Yes, but she was okay with that.
The tv show episode has the bully turned into a statue as her wish was "I want everybody to look at me" or something.
ParanoiaGamer That book, and the show, made me realize you have to be very specific when phrasing wishes!
@@mikaelafox6106 "Wishmaster" did the same for me. ^^
Cartoon Critique That’s a crazy movie indeed!!
_"I wish you_ *NEVER* _existed!"_
Roll credits
I thought the dad was gonna say, “If there’s a will, there’s a way,” i.e. he was gonna steal the dead old man’s stuff
The Medicated Artist I don’t care if the plot would be screwed, it screwed itself. That would be funny to see
Man, I knew I'd seen that puffy lips girl in another terrible movie recently, of course! In goddamn Slender Man of all movies, so she's the go-to actress for crappy horror movies now or what? JLongbone, you're so hilarious girl
I thought she was the same girl from The Bye Bye Man, and that the girl from The Bye Bye Man was the same girl from Death Note. They all look the same to me.
I will call this girl "the crap horror film girl"
@@liveslex5581 thats weird, never even realized and I've rewatched the conjuring many times, guess she works better as a background character
Nice to see another well written movie full of original ideas...
Let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that, apparently, literally rotting doesn't seem to hurt and leaves you with plenty of focus to take a selfie. Not like this should be so incredibly, devastatingly painful that it should leave you frothing from the mouth in fetal position, hoping for someone to come along with the biggest syringe of morphine known to man.
Necrosis is the closest you can realistically get to rotting away and by all accounts it is one of the most painful things that can happen to you.
But nah, just peel that sock away and scream for the camera.
I would totally watch Sussie the Sociopath
omg please make more bad movie reviews. i died laughing 😂😂😂 this shit so legit im done😂😂😂😂
6:47 I lost it so hard I spend like 5 min. straight LMFAO! 😂😂😂
Wait a minute, if the wishbox is in Chinese, then how is it able to understand and grant wishes coming from an American person who speaks English? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was only able to grant wishes if they were spoken in Chinese?
It's a bilingual box
Don't you know evil supernatural wish boxes are all multilingual? XD
I think of the tremendous multitude of flaws in this film, this might actually be the biggest one
@@frankmerker630 I'm surprised that no one else has brought this up whenever talking about this movie because it was a detail I seemed to have noticed.
"Ruh Rohan cindy someone's taking the cowards way out" that caught me off gaurd hahahahahahaha
Yeah should have gone with Gondor cindy
I'm so glad I discovered this channel. I haven't laughed this hard at a video in WEEKS. Thank you for this review!
"someones taking the cowards way out" 😭✋
I loved the part where it's spelled out for her that making wishes will result in someones death, but she keeps making pointless wishes and acts surprised people die. Same with finding out that the wishers die after making their last wish, she goes on to make wishes until the end and just thinks everything is a-ok
What's the problem of being a trash scavenger? You don't need to be poor, it's a hobby for some people.
"A man's trash is another man's treasure"
It’s basically the same story as wishmaster!
Only "Wishmaster" was WAY better. XD
Death Note 2 is lookin' pretty fly amiright fellow teenagers?!
Hello fellow youth, it's lookin' pretty coolio indeed!
Its the bestest movie evar
This is the second time Netflix has ruined Death Note, then?
It's like Joey King and Barbara from Stranger Things took a bet to star in the shittiest movies of the past 3 years, and I love it.
P.S. I love your reviews
MrAndrewrock And that girl Darci here who did After lol
whoa you really stepped up your editing game recently- I hope you do more bad movie/series reviews in the future, I really enjoyed this!
0:44.........Fucking exterminated! XDDDDD
I feel like all these murders and the way that she kinda acts around him that people don't ask questions. And the murder with the obsessive boyfriend died around her??? She wasn't convicted???!?!!??!?! Or questuonneeddd
3:44
Well, as a poor teenage white girl myself, I'd like to say that, unless the character is suppose to be an immensely insufferable person, I don't think she'd act like that. Thinking back on my tough times, I'd feel _super_ grateful to receive something as ornate as the magic box.
How in the Heck did I miss this?!? This was freaking awesome.😁
Seriously, main girl looks like if Kyle Gallner had an allergic reaction.
The girl from Sierra Burgess(and Riverdale), the girl from After, and the girl from The Kissing Booth in one movie. Legendary.
Also the actor who plays her friend is Korean not Chinese sooo idk what Wish Upon was trying to do here.
At first I thought the " it's your acting coach here to return your money" was actually in the movie. I thought that it was really weird, but then I realised I'm just dumb.
Admitting you have a problem is the first step
Blonde™️ kills me every time
Same
"Its your acting coach. Ive come to return your money" 😂
So thats where this line came from lol. Remember Jlong reading a superchat about this line. Always wondered where it came from 😛
"Ruh-roh Cindy, someones taking the cowards way out!"
Discovered this channel an hour ago and I love it already.
I don't care if she's a teenager, if any sane person of any age knows about the price of wishes will change their mind immediatly of using the box
its the hawaiian punch for me
As bad as this movie was, Meredith was a fucking blessing.
The editing has be dying laughing!!!!
Hawaiian punch...😂😂😂😂😂 I almost pissed myself😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And then the redhead went off to be barb in stranger things, making her the only actress to have a career after this. But then she dies in the first season.
"I've failed you as a teacher."
the asian guy is dong from kimmy schmidt
**Birdman rub hands**
I started by watching your review on "Beauty and the Beast" and even though that's only my second of your videos I really enjoy your reviews so far!
They're real fun and I'm looking forward to watching more
We get it fish lips is in a lot of garbage movies
YES, a classic JLongbone movie teardown! ❤ I'd love to see you do the same to the Netflix film Open House.
*YES*
"Finding her looking too hard at the sculpture" lol
When the car almost hit her she was riding on the wrong side of the fucking road what was she expecting?
Ly M Is she fucking Re-Animated?
Isaac Evilman re-tarded is more like it.
Ly M No, I’m referring to a specific scene. Look up Re-Animated Train Scene... trust me...
Fun fact: I bought this movie for the sole reason that I wanted to see (ominous Oriental music playing) in the subtitles.
Huh. A Tobuscus reference in 2018. Wasn’t expecting that, but still welcome. Good job.
This is fabulous. Message to all the hack reviewers out there. Take notes watching this channel. We don’t need to see your distractingly in-focus mouth screaming “wazzzzzup” in front of your computer. No painfully exaggerated reactions to the film (going on way too long)...No silly faces at the camera...No high pitched screaming...just some clips from the film that are well edited and filled with witty comments. Great work.
Wait is that... The girl from After?
So, The Kissing Booth, Sierra Burgess and After all together, eb
Elle Evans, Sierra Burgess (and Ethel Muggs lmao) and Tessa Young
Truly the holy trinity.
4:41 Darcie looks in mirror and the left side of her face is rotting. 4:45 A picture of her was taken and now the rotting flesh is on the right side of her face. 18:03 June: Oh yeah, my friend just died a gruesome death but let me put my hair behind my ear nonchalantly.
I'm so grateful for EFAP, introducing me to great content creators like JLongbone.
#kickjay
I can't believe you didn't mention that the ginger friend is Barb from "Stranger Things"!!!
I've been binging your videos almost all day now and I can't comprehend why you're not getting more attention.
Absolutely deserve it.
...the acting coach bit got me dying laughing. Kudos!!!!👏👏👏
0:40 seconds in and that Logan Paul edit killed me.
The editing, effects, voices you do....LOLOL! Awesome job.
Omg this video was in my recommended (presumably from watching a bunch of horror movie reviews) and I cannot express how hard this video made me laugh. Your editing is impeccable and comedic timing is incredible. Thanks for making my day and I have definitely subscribed!
That sink scene is not Final Destination. At least Death in that movie knew not to insult human intelligence by working around them.
if the box's rule is for every wish there is a human sacrifice and the box can just do whatever the person's wishes for, can't you (not the protagonist because she is incompetent) just wish "that for every wish there will be no more human sacrifices or sacrifices at all" then proceed to wish for infinite wishes because now you have a box that has no drawbacks whats so ever or better yet make another wish saying for every wish you make gives you more good luck.
I know I'm late as hell, but I just realized that she could've "abandoned or sold" the box and have had everything just go back to normal (the Asian chick translates this). But you know, writing.
I just double checked. Abandon, lose or sell she says. So doesn't that mean that when red haired chick steals the box everything would go back to normal?
NVM. I'm thinking about the movie more than the actual writers did.
It's like they did a really bad job at trying to combine Final Destination with The Butterfly Effect.
Ok but why are you literally the funniest person on youtube
Congrats on 100k, love your commentary for real. Had me laughing a bunch lol
I feel like the movie should have ended after the third plot twist...
Why didn't she just wish this box to not kill ever so then every time she wished nothing bad would of happened
Every bad horror movie depicts teens as "hey phone app, for beer, memes, weed bro man"