re: The Root's 'White Wives Matter'
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
- A wilder beast pretends she's not booty-blasted in The Root's "White Wives Matter RE Donald Glover | Judge of Characters"
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Leave black men alone, please
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Hey, AFAIK, the Justin Timberlake problem is something to do with Janet Jackson and the Superbowl.
Nice Richard Pryor tee. Girl... it sounded like a you were reciting a poem on Winston Duke's (M'baku) greatness LOL.
holy shit... i love you.
"...and you feel somebody punch you deadass in the back of the head, it was me." LMAO
I just died laughing, this is my ghost typing right now LMFAO
I remember Buzzfeed has a video about some Bitches bashing Zoe Saldaña for not being black enough when she played Nina Simone.
"A bathtub of pancakes" don't you bring my Saturday mornings into this!
Oh Lord 😂🤣😂🤣 I love it!
Or mine!!! xDD
She is literally just mad that she cannot own the Black Man like she wants too. This behaviour is anger that he has wandered off the plantation because he saw a pretty white thing.
Right? I can't tell you how many black dudes chased after me because I'm a white girl with "back" lol...OMG did the black girls HATE me XD not my fault I was blessed with womanly genes.
@@RedRoseSeptember22 Even when you play down the booty, its there❤️
"Back into the fields, Donald! You're not nearly finished harvesting my Funyuns"
Lmao why is she getting mad at Donald Glover for marrying the person that he loves, even if she's of a different color or ethnicity? Like wtf. You're right to call her out.
It's ALWAYS right to call out Danielle Young. She is driven by her own hatred and ignorance, and uses her revolting videos to try and spread that hatred and ignorance around to others. Purveyors of hate like her need to be called out.
She says that love is love and that we're free to love who we want, and yet she has a go at black/black-passing artists for dating white people. And she wonders why people speak against her arguments in the comments?
Ik this comment was made a year ago but i just wanna point out that this shit is LITERALLY one of the things racism did, aka preventing people from "race-mixing".
The gravy guzzler's getting mad because she's a selfish, insecure racist with a victim complex
Yeah, same here, like who cares what race or ethnicity the other person you love is? She is a huge racist apparently for thinking black men need to only date black women and, I dunno, keep racial purity? That sounds to me kinda like eugenics...
"my melanin is quivering" alsdfkajsdf
That, and all the layers and layers of fat covering every last millimeter of her grotesque body.
You roasted her so hard she probably tried to eat herself
lol!
Bruhhhh
I can't breathe from laughing so hard lol...
This comment. Best I’ve seen today
The only black person she needs to worry about is herself, no one is required to live by her racial standards.
But you do have to live with some social standards, like dont let your backbreast consume that person you sat next to on the bus
@@ureyesrbleeding1 Don't take the bus at all. The whole vehicle would just tip over.
She is the person out in public who sees a biracial couple holding hands and scowls at them for existing in her line of sight. It's the 1950's in Virginia again boys yee-haw!
Even in the south some slave owners married their slave odd but it did happen
Feelings of... *hunger*
Me.
What a brave individual that lady is fighting racism by telling others what they should do based on their race so clever, bold, daring, and highly woke
You forgot stunning
@@ultimateempress1739 lmfao!!!
Like J said, she carries the weight of the world on her ankles
In translation, racist and stupid.
So, I’ve watched a few response videos to this woman, and every time she wants to make fun of white women she brings up “raisin laced potato salad”, why does she always talk about it? And, as someone who is white and has been to many dinners where potato salad was served and made by white people, I have never experienced eating any with raisins in it, so where the hell does that even come from?
It's her trying to make racist slurs about whites and call them bland. It's similar to other videos in which she refers to whites as the racist slur term "Unseasoned."
It's unsurprising: Since it's clear that the only two sources of joy in her miserable life are racial hatemongering and binge- eating, it makes sense she'd find ways to combine the two.
@Heather Gilhooley I think it's supposed to be HBCU Graduate but with bay in it because memes?
Fat Bitch Danielle probably ate all that pudding.
Ikr
dodaTiffany
She's never had "white people food" outside of Wonder Bread and egg salad.
This racial purity stuff is wild
Imagine calling interracial dating an issue and actually believing that your not racist
Toast On Cheese Seriously, take a klansman speech from the 50s and replace white with black, it would probably be praised by these lobotomites
It's their choice. Let them live their lives how they like.
Telling that to a hate- filled, racist busybody like Danielle Young is pointless.
I think she is just jealous because their wives are beautiful.
You got it!
Considering that she looks like an enormous blob of rancid pudding with some ramen noodles sticking out of the top of it, she can't stand that the celebs she lusts after have found beautiful women to be with.
Their wives aren't fat
@Leon Robinson Don't forget, 4) She has horrible fashion sense, 5) She has an obnoxious, grating voice, and 6) She has a loathsome, irritating, thoroughly unlikable personality.
Mélissa-Anne Frigon
"Why can't I marry a rich black man?
Is it because I'm obese, ill-tempered, and hypocritical? No, that can't be... It's because I'm BLACK"
The fat jokes were too good I almost died under the weight of them
Critics could say they were a little heavy handed, though.
Also the thing with JT is that people were mad at him because his new album was a deviation from his previous hip-hop infused sound. Which is honestly stupid
Salem TheDireShipper
It's almost like people's style changes over time...
There’s a difference between making the shit song that is Filthy, and being filthy like those other 3 people were
and what makes it even more stupid, is that virtually all the producers on that album are the same damn producers hes been worked with all his albums his entire solo career: timbaland, the neptunes, rodney jerkins, danja
Isn't he white?
That makes the comparison worse; that she puts a style change on the same level as rape and abuse
Idk if people don't know this buuuuuut.. In places like America where people are so mixed together, interracial couples are literally the most normal thing ever! I Mean if you want people of the same races to marry each other then go to countries in Africa and Asia, where not many people mix outside of the ethnic group.
Do you wanna bet that she just made this video because she's pissed that she couldn't get her hands on any of the celebs she mentioned in her video?
Thats not true, its not bad to date outside of your race, Im not saying it is, but the majority of people, of all races, marry tge same race. Theres nothing wrong with that either.
@@mikeyjamieson4715 I 100% guarantee that's the case!
She drools over those guys like she would over a jumbo deep- dish pizza topped with fresh bacon and with a hot fudge sundae on the side (A standard mid- afternoon snack for her), but was filled with jealous fury when she discovered they would dare to be with a dreaded white woman rather than her.
Qaadira Khan
An explanation for that is that people tend to date the same ethnicity due to having cultural similarities (I say ethnicity and not race due to how widely culture varies within one race, i.e. Greeks vs. Italians), whereas America is the closest the world has to a melting pot, so the cultures between different ethnicities aren't so different.
On the flipside, many people, especially those of higher class or have traveled abroad, may see great appeal in meeting someone of a drastically different background.
@@ingloriousMachina I think that can also be applied to people who grow up in tows where the population is predominantly their own race, so it's kind of a big deal to them to meet and form friendships with people who don't look like them.
How is it you don’t have more subscribers? You are wonderful...
Unfortunately hard working young black men get rejected by sisters when they have nothing so when a woman outside there race gives them support love and respect of course they want to be loved!
This. Exactly this.
Alphonso Frett this is not true 😂😂
Your "black men fandom" commentary was a really good point
1:47 Jesus JLong that was brutal.
Take my like, you sassy fox
Best Jokes
3. You consume art like a bathtub full of pancakes.
2. You look like bags of expired gravy.
1. Poor Danielle, carrying the weight of the world on her ankles
perfection!
I prefer the built like tires bit
For me it's
3. "Feelings of...hunger. *sizzling bacon in the background*"
2. "...that or he's trying to shield his family from salts and saturated fats."
1. The Fatal Attraction edit (and the joke about her showing up at Donald Glover's house with a sharpened chicken bone)
"not enough cocky and too much pocky"
christ ALMIGHTY
"NOT ENOUGH COCKY TOO MUCH POCKY" XDDDD
Cocky much?
@@silveralphawolf9878 pocky much?
I laughed my ass at the "one of these things is not like the other" part
Look. I went to church with my family, and went to a room where young children are kept. The room had 3 black couples. Some light, some dark. The problem isn't white momen. Maybe it's the fact that your BEHAVIOUR(or rolls, if we're talking about Danielle) is unappealing.
what her shirt means:
"BEY" is short for Beyonce, and it's pronounced "bee" like the picture of the bee. An HBCU is a historically black college or university. An HBEYCU is an HBCU where you spell the letter B like BEY. She's bragging about graduating from a college for a specific race.
I know this is an old post, but thanks for explaining. I kept reading it as H-BAY-C-U. I kinda knew it had something to do with the college, but it was kinda confusing at first.
I think this furthers the idea that her whole identity is founded on racism
Or maybe just maybe it doesn't matter your race if you're in love just a thought.
Exfuckinzactly
Thick slice of mocha magnificence...... I think somebody has a crush
she's not wrong though
That's just how it be with Winston Duke
Goddamn Winston Duke is so fine
I hadn’t seen Black Panther so I paused this video to look him up.
Wow! What a man!!!
Right?!
I’m going to be honest. He looks better than the actor playing Black Panther.
I’m a straight white guy and...yeah that’s just a fact
We cant possibly still live in a day and age, where people are arguing that interracial couples are a bad thing.... This is coming from the side that clames to be socially progressive
Danielle: "Not big mad..."
Me: "Just mad big"
"Even if their ancestors owned yours?"
But...there were cases where a free black man owned black slaves...
And are these the same people who had used interracial marriage as an argument for gay marriage being legalized? Pick a direction and stick to it people! And how dare you, Danielle?! How DARE you drag David Bowie into your schlock?!
She's again engaging the same sort of "Cultural appropriation" that she condemns white people for committing.
Also many blacks weren't even slaves, there wer still billions of blacks in africa that stayed
Thank you for noting that bi-racial issue. Always "not black enough" except to get most of the same discrimination when down to the wire. But then it's my obligation to represent on issues. But still I don't understand the true plight.
Mixed celeb couples may not see it head-on as much outside message boards, but my parents had me in the 80s in Oregon, so she was just gaining severe racism, from both sides. I wish I could say I was worth it. 😖
Who says you're not?
Isn’t mixed race couples a good thing? I mean it just shows how far are society has come. Also I agree with everything you said about Winston Duke. 🤤
Great takedown of this kind of nonsense once again. I can’t believe she tried using The Root as third-party validation. It’s hard for me to believe that organization isn’t doing satire every time I see something they’ve written or said.
Hey, it's not like anyone else would validate her idiotic claims!
Also, she works for the Root, and published that video through them, so it isn't even third party
"Black men shouldn't date whoever they happen to love, they should be *STRIVING TO MAINTAIN RACIAL PURITY*"
wAT.
WHY SHE MAD AT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE? LMAOOOO
They mad when he bus open Janet’s top and revealed her areolas
The same damn problem that SOME women have with my dark skinned father and white mother being happily married together, with 3 white kids (one of them being slightly darker skinned and has a British accent... yes thats me) ... apparently we are a disgrace to some people with mixing races. 😂😂
Roast game was strong this video
You, Daddy Toon, and Drunkle need to do a tri-collab
J, this was just classic. The "chocolate" part made me fall over laughing. Whatever is on this Buffalo Belle's shirt, one has to admire it's structural integrity😉.
These men just want a little creamer in their coffee. 😉
AAAAAAYYYYYY
The moment, when as a black woman, you realize that you feel the same way about a black man marrying a white woman, as a KKK member would feel about a black man marrying a white woman.... The poor woman needs help.
"Not enough cocky, too much pocky" was PERFECT 🤣
"So you need to get the f*ck out my business, nigga!" Cracks me up. Every. Single. Time.
I'm white and I consider black women attractive, except for Danielle herself. Not just because of her physique, but also her blatant racism too.
Why is this a concern when black people date mostly in their race anyway?
Oh, but no, the "successful" black men, the purveyors of art and culture--celebrities--must date black women. 🙄
Because they're racist
Good point, and also, why is this a concern at all? One, because race shouldn't be obsessed over at any time, including marriage, because it's about love. Two, because you'd think that people like Danielle would be HAPPY that people marry outside their ethnicity. Because, ya know, diversity (although all marriages need to be out of love, not diversity points).
So glad i discovered your channel. You're my new hero.
You know, this type of learned helplessness makes idiotic feminists tell white dudes like me that just because I like black women....it's not because I actually like them, it's because I exotify them. This rancor is basically saying that me dating and marrying a black woman is me downgrading myself. That's beyond offensive, assuming that the black woman is somehow pulling me down.
I have not been this angry in a long time over a video. Thank you JLongbone for voicing my exact thoughts on that rancor.
Don't you dare sully my second favorite predatory alien species by comparing it to this Hutt outcast.
3:33 THIS EDIT HURT MY SOUL
I lost count of the number of times I nearly spat out my drink laughing. Thank you for that(genuinely) ☺️
If Thagga the Hutt wanted to make her points less dumb (which, good luck with that), maybe she shouldn't use anyone or anything The Root. Not a unbiased and fair group.
Well, considering that the people at the Root are the only people who will give her a venue to spew her brainless hate, and the only ones who would agree with her on anything, it's not surprising that they're the only source she ever cites.
@Plop Plop Old post, but I might as well reply.
She was not an isolated commenter.
The Root's videos frequently spout blatantly racist garbage against whites.
One TH-camr rightfully nicknamed them "Stormfront for black people."
Just found you thanks to Shoeonhead and I love, love, love your no-nonsense, super down to earth, keepin’ it real, anti-SJW perspective!!! #bingewatching 🙌🙌🙌
Lmao the more I watch you, the more I love you. Keep up the good work.
This. Is. Brilliant.
Dan Bura I hate it took me so long to find that goddess
I’ve literally never heard anyone complain that I dated outside my race before. Yet here she is.
Did it ever occur to Jabba that not all celebrities want their non-celebrity families in the spotlight and he’s just trying to protect her and their children? Of course not. That would require a working brain. I’m surprised J hasn’t gotten an aneurism from reacting to all this sheer stupidity yet.
The Virgin JOC vs. The Chad JLongbone
*You better leave David Bowie out of this*
6:27 would it be different if it was a black man and say an Irish woman ?
Jade McL naw I doubt it
Dang your editing cracks me up all the time! Love you!
Bless you for not only watching that vid, but commenting on it too. Made it 100% better.
"a feeling... Of HUNGER" I lost my shit 😂
Please never stop making videos.
Oh boy wait till that women Danielle hears of the movie "Loving" and the real life case behind that movie, she'll definitely freak out
GAH DAMN! You were not kidding with that disclaimer
They ways you roast this thanksgiving ballon is ASTOUNDING.
I'm just picturing her and an (actual) racist white man vehemently agreeing over their dislike of Donald Glover's marriage.
I like how they push hard for personal preference and then when interracial relationships happen they get butthurt. Let people have their own personal preferences. Please.
Your cruel videos really do bring me, my brothers and dad together to laugh our asses off. Thank you lol weight of the world on her cankles was hararious
Not enough cocky and too much pocky
That broke me
this whole video of yours is just so beautiful in every way shape and form and I love it and agree with your thoughts on this kind of stuff
I didn't laughed this hard in a very long time. Thanks JLongbone, you are epic!!
I think it’s just a preference. Like my brother, who is white, likes Latina women. Why can’t people have a preference for the type of people they like? Like I have a thing for Asian men and that’s just a preference that I have. Also, what if it’s about personality? You can love someone because of who they are and not their race.
Oh goddammit. I was laughing like a schoolgirl during this entire fucking video. My fuckin stomach hurts.
"At the end of the day love is love and we can love who we want.." says the person who's been doing nothing but scorning & complaining about certain other people for dating or marrying other people who don't share their own melanin. Racist much?
Your jokes could carry her
I think this is my favorite video of yours. Not the subject matter necessarily, but the way you broke it aaaallll the way down!!
I could listen to you all day!!!❤️
That clip of M'Baku at the end was solid gold awesomeness!
Love it! im currently working on a video about these jokers too!
Degeneration Nation good. Subbed
“Carrying the weight of the world on your ankles” holy shit
You know, despite thints like internalized misogyny/racism/hatred being things that immediately make me roll my eyes, especially when it's used as an insult or a way to downplay someone else's opinion, but I genuinely think that's the issue no one wants to tackle behind this complaint.
Who In the hell puts raisin in a potato salad?
Strawmen in racists' metaphors.
i call her 'Dead-eyes McFatblack'.
I like calling her the Blob- Monster, or the Pudding- Blob, or the Brainless, Blubbery, Bigoted, Bellowing Behemoth.
“Not enough cocky, too much pocky” well said
Never thought I’d see a black woman advocating for segregation, who is against interracial relationship. Danielle has a special mind. Like special ed.
This is the 2nd time I have heard this take from a Black Woman on this video. The first was from my wife. Yes, I am a white dude. Shit is still funny as hell.
Youre a shit talking ninja your style is untouchable your form is flawless
No not big mad. JUST BIG!
aaaahahahahaha :D Love you lady, haven't laughed so hard in a while! Thank you! :D
Lmaoooo "Built Ford Tough.!" LIKE!
I don’t know why but your commentary on joc is my favorite. Sometime I come back to laugh.
Whenever you believe youre on crazy pills, jlongbone will set you straight. Love your videos😍😍😍😍
Imagine how much better America would be right now if Barry Soetoro had run as a Biracial President. The best irony is that I often get called racist for bringing this up. Hahahahaha!
your edits are so hilarious
Had to hit in with that misandry, that sexism.
"Buffalo Belle" These roasts are on point.