The fact that Amy (Marks gf) and Gab can put up with these two wonderful ADHD boys proves that there is some amazing girl who I’ll eventually find who can put up with my ADHD nonsense too
I know this is a joke, but all they really do is walk like they’re constipated, where super tight jeans, and where football jerseys. They look so goddamn dumb but they think that they’re edgy lol. This coming from an Irish person.
Darcy Gardner nah not really. Just pointing out that he has a nice girl, a steady income, and that time really runs away fast, so fast that before you know it, you’ve lost a lot of opportunities you could’ve had.
The best part is that his girlfriend was the one filming this. So she had to stand there filming Jack in a baked bean shirt, a wig, and weird fish shoes fighting himself and not die of laughter.
time stamps cause yes 0:54 jack gets changed into weird clothing 1:21 fish sandals 1:58 baby vampire teeth 3:18 kick but replace the first k with d mug 3:34 itch mug 4:42 pimple popper 4:54 speed ball 7:24 actually playing with pimple popper 10:10 outro
I would like to explain the pimple toy It's for people like me, who have dermatrillomania, basically the urge to pick at your skin obsessively, it almost can not be controlled and can very easily cause serious damage to the skin. The product is a wonderful item to help people like me relax from the feeling that you need to remove something from anywhere. Lots of people probably won't understand what I mean by this, but it's extremely relaxing to see a clean open pore.
Or just popaholics. Seriously, there are so many people who love to watch pimples, blackheads and cysts being popped. I'm one of them, it's so goddamn satisfying. 😅
I have something like that, I’m obsessed with picking the fleas off all my animals... I just cant help it, my whole family hates it and it’s annoyingly hard for me to try and explain to them... 😒
@@AriesRaenidaez oh yeye, I'm sorry if I came off as aggressive, didn't think straight for that one. I think the same about Greased. But I still think that it's a bit shocking, at least when the guy squeezes his face over his sister like ew
@@barredchunk370 Sorry. Just, Flamingo is a funny TH-camr. You should check him out! TBH, his old channel has lots of non-family friendly videos on it, so if you want a swearing version of Flamingo, go to Albertsstuff
Jay Dominic hopefully, Minecraft is shit and people who “LiKe MeMeS” only do it because they watch their favorite youtuber talk about how they played the game before it blew up. It’s tiring and annoying, I could reply with the epic response “ok boomer” but I’m not a boomer
"Come at me ball! You got nothing on me!" Famous last words.....it's only a matter of time before he hits himself on the actual balls.... (he didn't actually hit himself*
Don't forget to drop a fat like on the video if you love feet!
ok
(am here before 1 fat like)
question the below me i don't know ;-;
Sean, what happened to Minecraft? :(
Like my own feet? Yours? Or all feet????
@@deadmanself were early lol
@@PieroOtiniano shut up
1978: "I bet there will be flying cars in 2019!"
2019: *watch an Irish man fight himself and lose*
@Noble Six thank you
Noble Six ooooof
Noble Six we have lost all communication with H. Q.. Welcome we could use a soldier like you.
@@egorsdeimos3523 wasn't there games based on that stuff
Ronald Tomontong I don’t know but I think Halo: Reach would be a good name for it.
Everything in this video is either creepy, gross or terrifyingly funny
@@PieroOtiniano Ok boomer
All 3
BlameKyroz Nostalgia
Me: “ok”
You’re so right!
Bob ross’ crazy Irish cousin no one invites to the family reunions.
Bean Ross
I love this and the reply 😂
XD
You mean EVERY one wants at their family reunions?
also Napoleon Dynamite's 2nd cousin
I always love those moments where youtubers just realize “oh my god this is my job, what am I doing?” It’s just great
Yfhhvff
Memento mori.
@@SpookiCooki e
@Josefine W unus annus… unus annus… unus annus!
I just like the thought of Jack having a bean shirt in his wardrobe
You mean a 🥔
No
BEANS
His name is not Jack!!!!
His name is sean (shawn)
Jack: "Full Irish breakfast"
Me: "Wait, that's just potatoes"
And for us germans its just sausages.
As for us British its all crumpets
BTW I hate crumpets lol
As for us Americans it's all bacon.
HEY! Don’t forget corn beef and cabbage
But funny joke lol 😂
You really missed the chance to call them “fish flops”...
YES
Hey bro I’m just wondering if you could help me with my experiment in which is to hit 100!
DAMMIT
@@jacksepticeye the opportunity was missed XD
@@jacksepticeye you could have called them fish slippers
*flippers*
My mom: “You sure do love your Netflix documentaries don’t you”
Me: *Watching Jacksepticeye fight himself*
👁👄👁
I just instantly hear Jim Carrey saying, “IM KICKING MY ASS”
If Naruto and Bob Ross had a baby, it’d look like this
I see some good profiles down here
Ahahhaahah
derpy cat face i only liked this comment because it was at 420 and my Christian soul couldn’t be at peace
And you know what Bob Ross would call their child? A happy little accident
Now that is a ship I’d like see
“Welcome everybody to whatever this is going to be.”
- Every single teacher on the first day of Middle School
@@PieroOtiniano hmmm.... no
Zayaan Atif vs KryozGaming
Me: “ok”
Daniel De Leon wot?
@@PieroOtiniano ok boomer.
Irish bob ross doesn’t exi-
Irish Bob Ross:
DIGITAL GAMING bean Ross
Shapeshifters 23 ahem no potato Ross
Anti: turtle ross
Marvin: magic ross
Chase: sad ross
Jackieboy: hero ross
Shneep: doctor ross
JJ: mute ross
The fact that Amy (Marks gf) and Gab can put up with these two wonderful ADHD boys proves that there is some amazing girl who I’ll eventually find who can put up with my ADHD nonsense too
me too
“I’d be terrible at sockin panis”- Seán, 2019
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sean* XD
Mr Slic same difference! XD
@@laaeeh no
@@laaeeh if there is no á, then its see-n. The á extends the vowel.
Just when you thought Jack couldn't get hotter he comes out in an orange afro and a baked beans shirt.
Don’t forget the fish flops
"Mom can we get Bob Ross?"
"We have Bob Ross at home"
*Bob Ross at home:*
Today we're gonna paint happy LAUGH!!!!
I like Bob Ross at home
@@donnadoonan4322 same.
This comment is used too much
Lol
Watching Seán kick his own ass had me laughing so hard.
"Hey, babe, can you come help me film a video?"
"Sure! What are you doing?"
"Oh you know.... stuff."
me
I am stuff
Jack: makes a gay comment
fanbase: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN
[ Closed Captions ] scary reality
Jack: I would be terrible at sucking dick!
Fanbase: o m a o w a s h i n d e r u . . .
𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗪 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡,𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗪 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡
@@argentcapta Jack: *nANI!?*
@Carrie Vess oh dear God
Lmao y'all know his girlfriend is helping record. Idk how she isn't laughing.
The fact she almost threw up with that pimple thing towards the end is pure gold
she’s probably used to his shit by now 😄
@@Caro-hh8wk aren't we used to his shit
Timothy Grey most accurate description of this channel I have ever seen
She's probably laughing silently lol
This entire video is just sex jokes and I’m kinda living for it lmao
Gangsters in ireland:
-bean shirt
-red afro
-and fish kicks
Top of morning we taking ya feckingcking potatoes
@@jeffdabr2216 I ment fecking
We are really not like that though ☹️🤔🤔🤔
don’t forget the delayed *IRISH* breakfast mask.
I know this is a joke, but all they really do is walk like they’re constipated, where super tight jeans, and where football jerseys. They look so goddamn dumb but they think that they’re edgy lol. This coming from an Irish person.
jack: *using the pimple popping toy*
his girlfriend: *audible gagging*
8:09
He should just propose already. He’s over thirty, it’s around he had a Juniorsepticeye, before it’s too late.
@@Arkenstone435 yo is that any of your goddamn business
Darcy Gardner nah not really. Just pointing out that he has a nice girl, a steady income, and that time really runs away fast, so fast that before you know it, you’ve lost a lot of opportunities you could’ve had.
Darcy Gardner no need to get pissed off so hard my man XD
I love how he shortens Big Boss the cat’s name to BB
Reedus' feetus
Bloon boy
I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST CALLING IT BABY BUT LIKE IRISH
I'M DYING
I found it adorable how Sean mentioned felix’s old videos and how he loved them
Immediately had to find the “UCK” mug and I can confirm that it exists
I need this.
and OCK mug would be fun too. to match UNT mug.
put the link in the comments so he can buy it
Uck an ock both exist and I have never been this sad that amazon don't want to ship them to my country.
Normal people: collect football cards
Jacksepticeye: collects swear word mugs
Me: “ok”
BaddestElf vs KryozGaming
Daniel De Leon *no*
@@PieroOtiniano begone bot
(bruh)
And I collect the screenshots with Jack sipping out of them
0:14
Cat: Imma 'bout to distract this man's whole audience
Lol
BB! I love BB
Yup+Me too
meanwhile: a bean man in a wig gets attacked by 2 balls
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
😆😆😆😆
@@carressafrost1469 its beans not potatoes
“4 month year old”
*[h m m i n t e n s i f i e s]*
H M M M M M M M M
giannaislame the fact this is posted four months ago
He is 1 year old now!!!
*InTeReStInG*
I actually had to think about it....
BiG bRaIn
Jack has pointy ears. He really is a leprechaun
MummyChunks a leprechaun with a Afro and a potato shirt lol
My 6'6 brother also has pointy ears, he's a giant leprechaun
Video: *starts*
BB: *walks right behind Jack*
Me, now ignoring Jack: :o soft BB hello lil kitty you are very cute please come back in frame
I see no god up here...
Other than BB
Elizabeth Stark i didnt even know he had a cat
@@ejdri1521 i think it's his girlfriend's cat
@@ejdri1521 it's his gf Evelien's cat! She just moved in about a week ago so expect more of BB
yeah I was like awwww kitty! come back pls! I'm glad he has a pet now
Jack: *fighting himself*
Girlfriend: *Walks in*
Jack: Ok listen, I am not insane!
The best part is that his girlfriend was the one filming this. So she had to stand there filming Jack in a baked bean shirt, a wig, and weird fish shoes fighting himself and not die of laughter.
He looks like when you can have customizable characters in video games
the next mcelroy monster factory episode
Man be lookin like a meme-ified cabbage patch kid.
Lol
This wasn’t supposed to be an insult Lol
Who all guess his girlfriend is filming but wants to laugh
Valentine Ore actually she’s reevaluating her dating options 😂
@@hardfugoo1 agreed 😂😂
You have 666 likes
@@notgr4ve had 666 likes =/
I really wish they last long like amyplier does
Sean: "Ew and there's so much in there! Eww! Oh, and its greasy!"
Every teenager: *welcome to my life*
Hah!!!!
So true. 😢 edit: and in 2 days I'm gonna be 13... Oof 😢😢
Amber Oden ”so true” youre not even a teenager
I never got acne
@Anthony Freitas i never said it was bad
me: _feeling really nauseous and has a headache_
also me: *”hey let’s watch this!”*
No fucking way same
I can imagine Evelyn in the background being a proud girlfriend
Tbh,yeah thats me when mine does weird shit but probably not this weird
I wish them the best i really wish them to stay for long >~
I misread Evelyn twice:
Elven- no. Eleven, no not that. OHHH... EVELYN
R.P.D move along we have R.P.G
Honestly the Bean shirt seems like something Jack would wear normally 😂
Pheo The internet Cat 🐈
Honestly XD
Nice pfp dude
@@dukko99 Haha omg thanks 😂 yours too
Y'know... at least Unnus Annus is getting deleted in a year... _this_ crackfest is going to last forever... I love it.
This honestly deserves more likes.
Unus....ANNUS....UNUS....ANNUS!
This is why my friend.
This is why.
you mean unnus Anus?
@@kaweary it just means one year 😂😂
But yea I feel attacked too whenever I watch one of their vids
Best comment ever😂
time stamps cause yes
0:54 jack gets changed into weird clothing
1:21 fish sandals
1:58 baby vampire teeth
3:18 kick but replace the first k with d mug
3:34 itch mug
4:42 pimple popper
4:54 speed ball
7:24 actually playing with pimple popper
10:10 outro
"Four month year old." Yes, this makes sense
Nobody:
Jack: aigt imma head out and catch a trout
Me: “ok”
There’s a great website called “this is why I’m broke” and it’s full of similar items
You should send him a link in his comment above so he sees it
Piero Tallito X Just last video you were saying your channel is better than Jack’s channel on Jack’s other video. Stop self promoting, and lying
@@PieroOtiniano ❌
Hey bro I’m just wondering if you could help me with my experiment in which is to hit 100!
The7Dark I didn't open their channel. I saw them comment on one of Jacksepticeye's recent videos.
"Close your eyes and go for it, I'm Irish"
- Sean
Me through the whole video: wilford warfstarch, but he's irish
your comment has blessed my day and life
That's O'WARFSTACHE I'll have you know... :D
Seamus Septikaye
Wilford Warfstache's Irish cousin
i felt that XD
I would like to explain the pimple toy
It's for people like me, who have dermatrillomania, basically the urge to pick at your skin obsessively, it almost can not be controlled and can very easily cause serious damage to the skin.
The product is a wonderful item to help people like me relax from the feeling that you need to remove something from anywhere.
Lots of people probably won't understand what I mean by this, but it's extremely relaxing to see a clean open pore.
Finally someone that understands!!! 😂
Or just popaholics. Seriously, there are so many people who love to watch pimples, blackheads and cysts being popped. I'm one of them, it's so goddamn satisfying. 😅
I was wondering why I can’t stop picking at scabs.
I was wondering why I can’t stop picking at scabs.
I have something like that, I’m obsessed with picking the fleas off all my animals... I just cant help it, my whole family hates it and it’s annoyingly hard for me to try and explain to them... 😒
"All of you feet people"
No... He mustn't know that we are only feet. EVERYONE HIDE
OH SHIT *HIDES IN TRASH CAN*
panics
Jumps in shoes
nah
Panics in gay
I like how this one wasn't even meta about the "quality content" being produced, he's just accepted the fact that this is youtube now
Sean: Today I'm going to show my weird products my fans sent me.
Me: CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT
Oh good, I'm not the only one who noticed.
KITTYYYYY
CAAAAAAAATT
KITTY CAT!
Bruh same!!
I was trying to figure out the full word for the ‘-uck’ mug, and for a full minute I thought it was Duck
D u m b a s s (like me lol)
It was (f) uck
It was cluck
I thought it was (c)uck
No it has a F
You could tell that Evelein's trying too hard not to laugh while recording.
Me: “ok”
@Maria Way L o o k a t t h e l a w
@@PieroOtiniano Begone Bot
@@PieroOtiniano no way!!! Congratulations!!!!
@@princessthyemis no, he didn't. he's just trying to get views on his crappy vids
"This is how I actually fight, close your eyes and go for it I'm Irish"
Sean: * almost 30 *
Also Sean: * buys himself a pacifier *
* almost 30 months *
Terraria God lol
All the people in the chat who write ddlb Jack fanfic:
Ecstatic Screaming
@@vanesaauffart4160 *Hides in Wattpad sin corner*
Once you go baby you don't go back
"Admit it..are you turned on right now?" Was that directed at us or Evelien? 😂
Both.
Yes.
I think both
Who's Evelien?
Both is good
Jack: *is talking*
Gabs cat: *is in frame for literally 3 seconds*
Me: I’m in love and I only want the cat
same
XD same
same lel
Therapist: Irish 5 weird stuff online isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Irish 5 weird stuff online:
Old sean: Living in a wooden shed playing games
New jack: Wearing fish feet with a vampire pacifier and cheese wig.
Wearing
Sorry that was dumb
@@ConlanKeadle Thanks for correcting me ;-;
alternate title:
"jacksepticeye finally sells out and plays with his balls for his fans""
Vincent Carnaby OOOOOO NOOOOOO
Shut up
@@bountyman8894 r/woosh
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Cat: aight imma head in
@@PieroOtiniano Lmao Shut up
@@PieroOtiniano Boomer
YES THIS COMMENT JEST MADE MAH DAY
oh frick i posted a comment that’s literally this comment
The cat's name is BB! :)
As a foot person, can confirm, that was an “oh yes” moment.
edit: satire.
Friends and family: what kind of stuff do you watch?
Me: uh, well... it’s complicated
Me: I watch a guy that screams and wears fish flops, a clown wig, and a bean shirt.😂😂
I think it is much easier to say that you have a foot fetish than explaining this
This video should just be renamed
“ Sean embarrassing himself for ten minutes straight.”
no, dont do that, that is what the fanmade compilations will be named like. How else are we gonna find those?
Except that's most videos
Isn't that every ten minute video on here?
Oh GEEZ you beat me to it brah
saw the wig and my brain went "Irish wilford"
Yesssss!!!!!!!! I would pay good money for that to become canon
Mmm yes, so we meet again Mr Wilford Mother Loving Warfstache
Same
Thought that said Irish warlord for a sec
@@kingdestroyer8404 lol yes he's are Irish warlord 😂🤣
Sean with the pimple popper: Ew, that’s so gross!
Junji Ito fans: *Vietnam flashbacks*
I had long forgotten about it goddamn
... wait, was I supposed to get traumatized by that story?
@@AriesRaenidaez lmao, no? It was just a visually striking story
I was trying to make a little joke about OP's comment, mate. I love Junji Ito's work (though Greased was pretty tame compared to his other stuff imo).
@@AriesRaenidaez oh yeye, I'm sorry if I came off as aggressive, didn't think straight for that one. I think the same about Greased. But I still think that it's a bit shocking, at least when the guy squeezes his face over his sister like ew
Seeing a cat close to jack..is so weird, never thought I'm gonna see it.. its adorable
I wonder if that's his cat?
Sorow Fame it is ^^
@@SorowFame It's Evelyn's
Jack: "EWWWWW!!!"
Also Jack: *Continues to squeeze more*
6:18
Jacksepticeye: The real enemy is within
Antisepticeye: hold my knife
So glad I wasn't the only one who thought that exact same thing.
That pimple popper square was disgusting, I loved it!
Please keep having fun in life, it's one of rhe best ways to be happy
Let’s all agree that Sean is slowly going insane.
We all are.
@@sanctifiedsuccubus2562 Yes, this is true.
Y e S
Bet
@Royal Twat Yessss!!
Jack is the only person that could lose a fight against himself
Oh boy you didn't see me I would lose almost immediately lol
*dramatic stare into the distance as seen in animes*
I do it every day...
We shouldn't underestimate Felix's inhibitions as well xD
It's the fight of the century
Jack vs his doppelganger
Bigger than the wwe tournaments
Second only I am the first
2:47 XD “Sure thing 4 month *year* old” XD Jack said not realizing the sense that has left his his body and never returned XD
6:22 I wonder, how that didn't end up with a broken lamp? 🤣🤣🤣
How come nobody's talking about the fact that Jack said "sure thing four month year old"?
or "I'd be terrible at sucking penis"?
why would they? it was a joke
2:45 for anybody wondering
Does that mean we're his 4 month old army?
muh abdi no your not even part of the army
Headcanon: Bean man is Chase’s weird uncle
Perfect. I was thinking for most of the video “why does this vaguely remind me of Chase” and then I saw this and my were opened
Why does this make sense???
he is also our true savior....the one and only man able to defeat anti-septiceye
Head canon accepted
Me: * sees cat *
Me: *completely flips out over the pwetty bwaby*
sammmmme
I've never heard someone say "it's me.....baked beans man"
Sean: gags on pacifier
Also Sean: continues to put it in his mouth
"ew i hat the taste" *takes it out*
**proceeds to put it back in two seconds later**
"Its me, baked beans man" Jackesepticeye 2019
@@PieroOtiniano stop it, get some help
Below me needs to begone
thotbot is gone holy heck
I'm glad he identified himself. I had no idea what was on that shirt til he said it.
Piero Tallito X Just last video you were saying your channel is better than Jack’s channel on Jack’s other video. Stop self promoting, and lying
i cant imagine how hard evelien was laughing behind the camera lol
1:38 Those aren't flip flops.............
They're FISH-FLOPS!!!!!!! I love them❤️😄👍🐟
What if the gauntlet that the “infinity stones” are in, is just stuck in a middle finger position
That would be absolutely perfect XD
I actually got a mug for someone for a present which was just it giving you the middle finger when you drink all of what’s inside lol
"The real enemy is within"
...
Wise words from a guy who is wearing a bean shirt, fish shoes, and a clown wig..
This is the Seán I love tho.
The only reality where a wig breaks the coffee table.
Timestamp?
Kayla W. 6:26 😂😂
Skye's Spam thank you!
Watching Séan get attacked by balls the best thing ever.
NO NO NO NO NO NO, THE DEGENERATE OUTFIT NEEDS TO HAVE FLAMINGO SHORTS.
We need to make a new ego out of this one 😂
Flamingo? From the Flamingo TH-cam channel?
Abbi Desrochers what?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
@@barredchunk370 Sorry. Just, Flamingo is a funny TH-camr. You should check him out! TBH, his old channel has lots of non-family friendly videos on it, so if you want a swearing version of Flamingo, go to Albertsstuff
You know there’s people with successful jobs and here’s Sean swinging his mighty balls around
Your choice of words was impeccable.
Fact: Jack is never going to finish Minecraft
One does not finish minecraft
Jay Dominic hopefully, Minecraft is shit and people who “LiKe MeMeS” only do it because they watch their favorite youtuber talk about how they played the game before it blew up. It’s tiring and annoying, I could reply with the epic response “ok boomer” but I’m not a boomer
@@mikrosksetrupis3789 just gonna say you're wrong about minecraft being shit
@@mikrosksetrupis3789 Why are you so mad? And why are you hating on things for no reason?
Just accept the fact that he lost interest in minecraft
"Come at me ball! You got nothing on me!"
Famous last words.....it's only a matter of time before he hits himself on the actual balls....
(he didn't actually hit himself*
TH-cam: We love this video, but we're still going to demonitize it.
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@@powerxxn1414 fuck no
h
Waterloo
Westlife
For the people who are confused about BB, it’s not his cat it’s his girlfriend’s
teeeechnically his too since they live together now
Vanessa Rodriguez ur right but some people think he adopted him
😂😂 I was gonna comment that, but I saw ur comment! Thanks, haha!!
Is it named after Death Stranding? That just came out?
Austin Givens I don’t think so, she had him for a very long time
My brain: top of the mornin
Jack: hello everybody
Me: wait that’s illegal
What about wapoosh top of the mornin to ya laddies
🤣🤣😂
4:40 looks like the same material as a *adult* _toy_ if you know what I mean
*”it’s wish time it’s wish time, gather all ur friends it’s wish”*
" the only cause of cringeness "
Jack: it's oily and it stinks
Me: yeah, sounds like any teenager ever
:c I bathe every day how dare ye
Max Merrill bitch u still stink admit it
Every 12yr on their perio---- I'll go...
Fluffeh Husky - SHSL Memer do you roll around in shit for a fucking living?
@Zero Two I felt that lol
5:35 He looks like a 90's training instructor
Omg yes!! Or 80s
"Are you turned on yet?"
Jack, how did you know? O_o
Bonk
haha what 😀
Bonk go to horny jail
@@meep2615 oop
FBI OPEN UP!!
Jack: cosplays as baked beans
My brain: Heinz means beans!
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power xxn no, i don’t think i will
It’s actually “beans means Heinz”🤓🤓
Heinz Baked Beans !
More music, more music, more music
Mmm~ Heinz
“Four month year old”- Jack 2019
37 year old actually xD
Badr Ahmed I know, that’s why it’s funny 😂
@Badr Ahmed that's why it's funny because he said that...
Badr Ahmed that’s why it’s a quote
@Badr Ahmed that's the point lmfao
5:02 just close your eyes