I Can't Be Stopped

[@jacksepticeye]

Views are gone 🦀

[@konika_edits]

Feelsbadman

[@juliancox459]

Bruh moment

[@swarm9187]

That explains it

[@davidsrp6435]

Why? What did you do Jack

[@Djanbari]

Well there goes my neighbour

[@petar2868]

Jack: "I'm not targeting children, I don't talk like a child"
Also jack *running around the room screaming* :
"poop jokes make me laugh"

[@pugmaster1082]

😂😂😂

[@skater.g6733]

Petar Bozinovski 😹💪🏼

[@zeleniatdq]

This is why I think he’s mental age is 12- 😂

[@rolypoly2015]

Jack: **talks in adult**

[@sahilrassool369]

Hello

[@Chamoi17]

Sean: This is not for kids
TH-cam: This is not for anyone

[@the_narwhal1780]

You know who it is for? THE GAELIC WARRIORS!!!

[@jamberrytastic]

its for robots

[@MatthewMilton]

Jack should I quit youtube my friends make fun of me bc of it

[@Txnaluvu]

ChamoiPlayz Copppaaaaaa

[@BabuBabu-ip6oh]

@@MatthewMilton make fun of you for watching YT?

[@kingvinpingu6476]

jacksepticeye: I'm still talking in an adult way
also jacksepticeye: DING DING DING, TOP OF MORNING, *IRISH NOISES*, YOU SMALL BRAIN, ME ME BIG BRAIN-

[@thepotato1226]

AM GOOSE

[@hxneyedbellsss]

*SHIP SHOP SHIP SHOP*

[@ask_sara]

*DANCING ROUND THE FURNACE LIKE BOOKIE TOOKIE DOOKIE..*

[@lottiehellier2151]

HJONK HJONK AM GOOOOOOSE

[@gabriel-i4o4v]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[@ActuallyThatsWrong]

Jack: "I'm not targeting children."
Me: "This is a terrible Hit man business..."

[@codeashpikachu760]

This killed me after watching the bitlife series

[@heyitsmeabby5937]

yall better bust out the screwdrivers, because its hit man time

[@jjboi6008]

Hol up

[@hxneyedbellsss]

@@codeashpikachu760 *My hitman fingers are tingling*

[@corgisrus8643]

It is called a hitMAN business!

[@bryannarhoney9763]

Jack: "I talked to my lawyer..."
Me: I forgot that Jack was an adult and needs to do adult things lmao

[@BoomBoomSoup]

He’s an adult?
*since when*

[@christinasteltz5063]

What the fuck he is

[@theofficialauditor9180]

That's not true. He is a kid trapped in a mans body that knows how to swear

[@gringofajitas8914]

The comment right above this is quoting sean saying how poop jokes make him laugh. Clearly very adult

[@hxneyedbellsss]

Nah, his mental age is 2

[@romansbusinessaccount9166]

“I speak in an adult way”
Also Jack: Bing bing Bing bong

[@mreverything7056]

As an adult I must concur that I share a very similar opinion with you, my friend

[@williamreid6255]

My favourite movie of all time is _Inside Out_ and I’m not ashamed on it
Bing Bong... Ring-A-Ding-A-Ding-Dong (if u didn’t get that reference check out my most recent vid)

[@brickrick2244]

HAIL YEETLER

[@nomorevideosuntil1millions829]

BiNg BonG

[@TitheGirl]

Jack in 2019: "Me just worried about every disease that hasn't been cured yet"
Me in 2021: "Who's going to tell him?"

[@Ari-stona]

I want him throwing a banana at the white board and yelling “Meme” to be a constant in these videos.

[@Wrench5033]

Me to

[@Shiyoruu]

When is it?

[@blxndflame1421]

that would be funny

[@henryvillasenor0725]

Jacksepticeye: “Even when I’m not swearing, I’m talking in an adult way.”
Also Jacksepticeye: “DING DING DING!! TOP OF MORNING!! BLIP BLOP BLIP BLOP

[@krismono3258]

Jack: I'm talking in an adult way.
Also Jack: HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE

[@dreadkingrathalos9213]

daijōbudesu lol as soon as i read your comment he said that

[@braxtonmeyer2413]

HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK HJONK am goose

[@elizabethhamby2628]

"Don't quote me on this"
~Jacksepticeye 2019

[@lottiehellier2151]

XD

[@TicTacOff]

I liked the comment just to be the 100th like

[@MusicalSoul47]

Love it. Also, memento mori, friend.

[@thatsgrim4309]

Jack, at the start: "I'm not targeting children, I don't talk like a child"
Jack, at the end with a pacifier: "I'M BABY"

[@loseroser1776]

Jack: Is it time to reveal
Me: Thinks hes gonna show a ring
Jack: Squishy potato

[@ellieharle4972]

Same thing

[@zakburke2355]

Hahahahah same

[@andrewtotten2484]

SAME!

[@vishwaspatel9982]

EXACTLY what I thought!!!

[@Mr_Maladroit]

I came down here to post this! You dastardly individual!

[@asaarnot6326]

I imagine jack's lawyer is just a bottle of Irish whiskey
Edit: Thx for all of the likes. I'm only gonna do this once to avoid being 'that guy'. This community is fantastic.

[@jdmorno]

Johnny Walker, Esquire

[@BNuts]

Something he'd have in common with Nick Rikeita.

[@lautimartinez6341]

he's probably called Jack Danniels

[@fivenightsatchuckycheese8648]

🧔🏻
🥼💚
👖
👞
LIKE A BOSS and angel! With a positive green heart of light.

[@pinkcrewmate6432]

I bet it is

[@marinaa4740]

Sean “my channel is not for kids”
Me *thinks back to when I was 7 and watched jack*
Me “oh so that’s why I’m like this”

[@HackJax]

Applause

[@icebrorottenmushroom1817]

@@HackJax 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@qaiwiwi]

Junko Enoshima
*Claps in despair*

[@scritch8833]

same

[@Inksans34]

What a potato like me tbe irish girl

[@theyeetman1817]

FTC: we don’t want kids watching on the platform
Kid making google accounts say they were born in 1879: yeah it’s big brain time

[@anzaca1]

It's literally impossible to stop kids from watching anything on YT, so why even bother. It's the parents' responsibility, no one else's.

[@yerwan5799]

@@anzaca1 exactly

[@blipblopsoup3312]

im sure that im at l e a s t 40 on this app, and 157 on another

[@mineturtles200]

blipblop soup Jeez I’m like “26” on here lol

[@radstaz2029]

that's what kids are doing, kids already weren't allowed to watch youtube, they were just lying about their age. TH-cam just thought the kids were over 13, so they assumed it was fine, but the ftc was like, "but you still knew kids were watching".

[@danstiver9135]

Meanwhile, Jack's camera is having a stroke.

[@eldritchskye2608]

It’s scared of COPPA

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

?

[@lilyboo4967]

“Why don’t we all just wear the same thing?”
Me: it’s like one big private school...

[@kharasoul7274]

*war flashbacks*

[@lfestevao]

Jack: everybody wear Cloak - Comunism!
Me: Yay, will you guys provide us?
Jack: NO! You still have to pay

[@aa-yv9rf]

Or British school lol

[@man21415]

Because you,re socks

[@flavorcrash3890]

**NOOOOOOOOOOOO**

[@bennieningeok-ross3522]

Jack: "I'm not targeting children, I don't talk like a child"
Also jack: my mental age is 2

[@Ucj334esd]

Nobody:
Jacks camera: "Ama shake this mans whole screen"

[@bacon8tor788]

It rlly be actin like that

[@brxtn9777]

Lets shake things up a bit

[@droopytx]

It's because of that damn floppy banana

[@awebtoonreader4979]

Lol

[@feath1557]

Jacksepticeye: Literally moves 2cm away
Camera: Bravo six, going blur.

[@nakirae]

youtube: “no swearing!”
jack: “can i speak to your manager?”

[@brandontagle1239]

Theory: Jack is a Karen in disguise

[@kiarashipseverythingandmak4371]

eavan rae TH-cam can seriously F off with the demonetization because it sucks how dare they try to kill my favorite youtubers like I watched them when I was growing up I'm 11 years old and I hate the demonetization

[@earthwormlily7425]

Jacksepticaren

[@pudzygaming1326]

lovely candy night girl the Blood Angel e d i t z *WoW*

[@alyssa7466]

I think you mean
Seán: DON'T YOU KNOW I'M IRISH

[@elimac2929]

Jack: my channel is not targeted at kids, I talk like an adult
Also Jack: runs around pretending to shoot guns

[@outformunch8490]

Meanwhile Jack's camera is literally shaking in fear of Coppa.

[@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS]

Meanwhile people call me HowToBasic

[@tannershackelford27]

We joke a lot about coppa but if jack gets hit I will start a fucking insurgency.

[@gabriel-i4o4v]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[@gabriel-i4o4v]

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS🤦🏻‍♂️

[@gabriel-i4o4v]

@@tannershackelford27🤦🏻‍♂️

[@whimsicality_index]

Jack: Is it time to reveal?
Me: OMG they got married!!!
Jack: squishy potato.

[@irianisuarez]

Eatorofsouls 2284 legitimately what I thought when he said that

[@thetalantonx]

@@irianisuarez Same, and then that noise. The noise that must never be repeated.

[@ViVi_Strat]

You got your hopes up too high there, buddy.

[@soepbert]

When you dont have any friends to gather for meme time:
*There is no other*

[@warthundersuffering9667]

😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌

[@dianamaioru497]

Sad boi hours...

[@magnuspedersen5751]

There is another. Rigth here

[@donnaporter9475]

The only cure for sadness...

[@ironcomics99]

oh, such simple times before an epidemic. back when we were concerned about some ancient internet law.

[@stangot7stanhappiness365]

haha now even later we have riots! there's more but I've forgotten everything

[@hxneyedbellsss]

*Ah yes, simpler times.*

[@laubra5227]

Oh wow at the start of 2020 we were so naive

[@squidlugerp08]

australian forest fires too

[@SkiisxEdge]

Hahahahahah now it’s a pandemic😐

[@sofiastj]

Sean: "Everyone just wear the same outfit"
Me: "That's prison, Sean."

[@biancaschionato9333]

It could also be school

[@cedrikw4972]

Bianca Schionato Well i mean girl and boy have different outfit in school,well in mine at least

[@sofiastj]

@@biancaschionato9333 that's prison.
JK lol

[@insertusernamehere3173]

@@biancaschionato9333 School is prison. Just more like Hell.

[@WyxienTheFox]

**Laughs in communism**

[@ShalnaRok]

I feel your pain in the Shawn vs Sean jokes;
Shawn: yawns
Sean: yeans

[@jb1054]

Sean Clark it’s Seán
The foda broadens the a

[@lexthedork4040]

@@jb1054 Everyone knows. Not everybody can use accents with their keyboard, I know from experience.

[@kenette122]

I get it

[@ShalnaRok]

Silly Bean I can use accent marks but I was born in America, and my parents didn’t spell it as it should be in Irish which if we were going off, my name would be pronounced Shane, but it’s not

[@akumasstorytime3910]

​@@ShalnaRoksilly beán

[@mercuryretrogatorade6258]

“my channel isn’t specifically targeted for children”
*imagines jack unboxing kid’s toys for a video and almost pissing myself*

[@avian5768]

That is EXACTLY what I didi

[@isgash676]

I'm a kid

[@isgash676]

I hate boxes those aren't for kids they spook me

[@mercuryretrogatorade6258]

vash 112307 hold up what?

[@isgash676]

They are mean my sister trapped me in one and didn't let me out for 20 min she threatened to send me to china

[@coffeejellyash]

Seán: Me just worried about every disease that hasn't been cured yet. The mortality rate is a lot lower in this time.
Me in 2020:

[@ThisGalaxyCat]

"Jack moving"
Camera: *Jack, stand still dammit!*

[@christianbrighten6092]

Jack: everyone, just wear the same clothes! *laughs in communist*
Private Schools: *sweats profusely*

[@swagstergaming7548]

*communist theme intensifies

[@georgeporter1836]

*english schools

[@Marigold11037]

Uk schools*

[@mallbratgirl_3005]

UK schools:

[@kyttenn]

Australian/UK schools*

[@James83930]

Jack: “Lets all just have matching clothes”
That is literally just the mindset of a private school
7:36

[@something3385]

Or you know... Asian!

[@James83930]

Yes you’re right

[@cammakey90]

Jack: says he’s not for kids
Also Jack: has a floppy banana 🍌
Also Also Jack: acts like a kid

[@ashleighzacharias4795]

Jack: "My banana flops better than anybody's else's"
Me: "Well, there is an example of why jacks channel isn't kid friendly"

[@Astral_YT]

Ashleigh Zacharias Sexual innuendos are what jacks channel is XD

[@mohamednjie566]

I ordered a banana

[@that_one_guy_h_4765]

Ima keep the likes at 69

[@katcoe1079]

Sean: "I like being Dynamic!" *Jumps around*
Seans camera: "Just Stop, please!" *Autofocus goes nuts*

[@lizziejones2183]

Day ????: The lamp is still broken. Our hope continues to fade.

[@drifting_throughshadows.]

“staph waving ur banana in my face i dont even want it.”
“whoop just kiddin i got it”

[@LeumazDnazor]

Bloughblopgjthbloggb

[@dustindustymatthew1961]

I love that I got that reference (we're talking about that Try Not to Laugh video w the monkey right?)

[@PringoOrSomething]

Jack: “you need an adult mindset to appreciate the jokes in my videos”
Also Jack: “BIG BRAIN SEE WOOD CHOP CHOP”

[@waelsadeq5305]

Lmfao

[@charlottes6584]

Jack: My jokes aren't for kids
Also jack: had a series where the main jokes was shouting PLIP PLOP

[@Duack_]

Plip plop or Blip Blop

[@joyc3s]

Take the h out of ur name and capitalize the letters

[@sofiadragon6520]

I.... would not show my preschooler Jack's videos. He is squarely in that PG13 slot TH-cam seems to want most of the time.

[@charlottes6584]

😂😂

[@perception5455]

I didn’t expect jack to have lawyers and I don’t know why
He’s so nice I wouldn’t expect him to have lawyers on the ready

[@ronburgundy244]

You can go your entire life having never harmed anyone, but you may need a lawyer for something.

[@perception5455]

Ron Burgundy thats fair its probably just Incase he gets false copyright strikes or sued by umg for using a second of a song

[@ebbibolla5913]

Jack: You have to have an adult mindset.
Also Jack: hjönk hjönk ding ding ding!

[@asandagaishinso2967]

“I’d love to drive a cyber truck”
BiTcH yOU cAnT EvEN drIVe!?!?

[@Casper-rf5ol]

😂😂

[@freelanserns187]

a truck is supposed to be a truck

[@meiyo9460]

It self drives

[@denoise4033]

@@meiyo9460 Yeah... but its autopilot
no woosh pls

[@freelanserns187]

@@meiyo9460 that is what I hate about it

[@sinner9192]

Jack: I’m paranoid about popping this
Also Jack: *yeets banana at whiteboard*

[@musicaluprising924]

When Jack said "Should I do it? Is it time to reveal?" I thought that he was going to announce that he was engaged and for a split second, I got so excited...
But, when he pulled up the squishy potato...
I exPLOADED with enTHUSIASM!

[@Candy-md1uk]

Jack: “a lot of the jokes aren’t meant for kids”
Also Jack: HJÖNK HJÖNK AM GOOSE

[@mynewaccisecksspot6529]

HJÖNK*

[@rafasilva1265]

A lot doesn't mean all

[@lucasclark3562]

What u mean? A kids brain would explode if they are exposed to such hjönkïng

[@somebuddy.0]

don't hate on ur clones Jack:/btw love u septiceye 💟💟💟💟💟💟

[@Candy-md1uk]

Rafa Silva i know mate issa joke

[@Nasrul260]

Jack"s Full Name: **exists**
Puns: *_I t ' s f r e e r e a l e s t a t e_*

[@Heroticly]

Teacher: what are you laughing at
Me: nothing
My brain: lawn McLaughlin

[@aaaaaaa-vm1oi]

No...its Lawn McLAUGHlin

[@S_T_0_R_M.]

a person NO ITS LAWN _* SMACKS WHITE BOARD*_ MCLAUGHLIN

[@aaaaaaa-vm1oi]

@@fabjee99 do you seriously dont get the joke?

[@braxtonmeyer2413]

Who else burst into laughter when Sean's banana exploded

[@orange_orange1985]

mom?

[@Pidgincoop]

Me to

[@hazeltree7738]

"Sean's banana exploded"

[@ferrari48817]

Spoilers!

[@naked_mole_rat2483]

FLOPPY BANANA OF SHAME!!!!!!! 🍌😂

[@springybun3655]

Me: has boring day
Jack: *shoots anxiety and boredom*
Me: *happiness noises*

[@VentiBleats]

Jack: *talks*
His camera: *freaking the hell out*

[@skinner014569]

Disney+ not airing in the UK...
Jack: "but everyone spoils baby yoda for them anyway."
Me: *Sweating in Pirate*

[@pub097]

Laughs in VPN

[@matteoazille6010]

Jack: No kids watch this
All the 13 year olds:*fades away*

[@leiad1321]

Oi I'm 13 😂😭

[@gabe_itch24]

Me: laughs in 14

[@blactearsf5538]

12

[@iansedgwick2164]

When jack was like “is it time . Should I reveal it.” Was I the only one who was like is my boy getting married

[@AkumaDayo]

God same lmao

[@themamabearmrsconway]

Same here

[@XSaffie_LoveX]

They haven't been dating that long though have they?

[@Tea-mf5rv]

My first thought was a blurred nude since he was holding the banana when he said that

[@marshmello1896]

@@XSaffie_LoveX they have remember the fractured but whole he said i learned Korean a couple years for my girl friend

[@WolfQueenLydia]

Jack: "We have to wait in England to get Disney+."
People in South Africa: "You guys have a release date?"

[@yishaiabro9273]

Lol

[@gamesfan290]

facts

[@kate-lynnponton5394]

Omggggg
It is so true

[@kaseymathew1893]

Jack: moves his hand into the field of view
Camera autofocus: AAAaaAAaaAaAAA!

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

lmao

[@Nightmare77_Games]

Lol

[@l3ashedfr3ak64]

seán: "my channel is SPECIFICALLY NOT for kids."
me who's been watching since kindergarten: "..."

[@DHIRAL2908]

Imagine Jack doing an asmr of swearing so that his channel doesn't get kid-friendly.

[@KPMilieu]

I'd actually wanna hear that

[@asmodeus1252]

DHIRAL I would listen

[@sedonarose8613]

Oh god don't give him ideas!! He might!!! I hate ASMR even if Seán the little potato himself does it!!

[@arminpunongbayan5116]

KP Huang same

[@opulentzinger]

Can this please happen

[@henry_idk7631]

TH-cam: No Family friendly content!
Jack: nO kiDS EvER!

[@prehistoricfanboy101]

but I am a kid...
alight imma get out

[@siredquinn]

PrehistoricFanBoy 101 see ya

[@stephaniaworthington4129]

Lol

[@knightmares2985]

Im a kid..

[@kwachikath]

Why no family friendly content?!

[@CitrusFinn]

Absolutely nobody:
Word: *Rhymes with Sean*
Meme Makers: *It's free real estate*

[@wdfourte]

Lauranges underrated ✊😂💀

[@loudand_clear4883]

Stonks

[@magicisrealxoxo2030]

Seán, Coke is never going to sponsor you because you're already saying great things about their product/company FOR FREE

[@CasualConsoles]

Jack: This channel is not for kids.
Also Jack: Is seen on Disney

[@dianamaioru497]

Really? Can you tell me in what film? (I don’t live in America)

[@BeauDek]

@@dianamaioru497 not a movie a show that's basically a video game clip show called player select.

[@BluntBrazenCurt_Evolved]

Also jack being with actual pornstars dont matter now. "OHHH HE WAS SEEN ON TV. OH NO A KID WATCHES THAT CHANNEL" fuck off

[@parkerislost6400]

Also jack : Squishy potato

[@jancono80]

I'm 11

[@Coffee-zz2wy]

“I speak in an adult way”
Also Sean: “ BING BING BING BING, TOP OF MORNING”

[@chimichanga269]

Bing bing bing bing?! It’s so obviously ding ding ding

[@oscarjackson8133]

ding ding ding ding top of mornin thats how you do it

[@MrDisco-hu9dz]

"My banana flops harder than anybody's."
-Jacksepticeye, 2019

[@emmaothorell]

"What year did humans start monitoring the mortality rate?"
"People before year XYZ: *zero deaths*"

[@amethyst_dawn]

Jack: Makes wholesome entertainment
Also Jack: Wants to give Disney money
Me: You have become the very thing you swore to destroy...

[@benjamingrubbe3089]

Jack: i like to be animated and dance
Jacks camera: me too

[@cillianmcgovern7957]

Jack: *"No kids watch this content"*
**14 year old me sips tea nervously**

[@shroomystix1369]

*14 year old looks back and just slowly lets out a nervously voice cracking reeeeeeee*

[@thestralspirit]

Legally not a kid that COPPA aims to protect. You're too old mate

[@fall2zero]

**walks by with hood up**

[@cillianmcgovern7957]

@Skylynxify Reborn
Satan?

[@cillianmcgovern7957]

@@shroomystix1369
Haha 😂😂

[@davidagnew193]

7:37
Most schools:
I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

[@rellsic]

5:24 " I speak in an adult way"
3:44 " Me have no feelings"

[@katiebug62195]

Jack: looking at a picture of him and gab.
Jack: “is it time to reveal?!”
Me: OMG THEY GOT ENGAGED.
JACK: “squishy potato”.
Edit: not trying to push them into anything or over step. I just thought that’s what was happening. Lol

[@JasperLeroux]

Hahahaha! Yes! I was thinking it was that or she's pregnant or something drastic. lol

[@exceptionforrejects5372]

Same

[@pacjohn]

Same😂

[@hossam9053]

Katie Schmidt me too

[@secondary9242]

Same

[@haylidaniel3172]

Jack: anyone that says “I’m baby” should be slapped
Also jack: I’m baby (on repeat)

[@jakethesnakelover]

11:30 YES people use weight to show how much they love someone.
“I love you tons,” “I love you a shitload”

[@jakewilkinson7290]

Teacher: what are you laughing at?
Me: nothing.
My brain: HEY MA! MA MCLAUGHLIN!!!

[@bacon8tor788]

Wow imma think about that in school and just start laughing like a maniac

[@lukethepotatoking]

New meme template: Jack throwing his banana at the board

[@hellointernet4467]

*_SHUT THE FUCK UP._*

[@Ci_nya]

@@hellointernet4467 Ok Boomer

[@lingling1797]

@@hellointernet4467 life get go to

[@bebble985]

Without context this comment section is very weird.

[@Xx_spymain69_xX]

@@Ci_nya Ok boomer

[@orangejuice3335]

"no kids watch this content!" - says while holding a banana

[@mettatonex7221]

A floppy banana

[@falcongaming8848]

Haha

[@Xx_spymain69_xX]

That is the start of a very weird porno

[@MagixxzDC]

GUYS DONT LIKE ITS AT 69 PERFECT FOR THIS COMMENT

[@falcongaming8848]

@@MagixxzDC oh yeah

[@SkyeChief]

Jack: **Reacts to my Cybertruck 2077 meme**
Me: **Happiness noises**

[@redray2393]

Jack: I’M THIRSTY-
Ads: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@cowbears1018]

The moment I read that it happened.

[@Jen-Z]

use addblock

[@SpinningTurtle66]

jensJP No way! I’ll never be able to add then! I hate subtraction!

[@TheVoidedRealm]

Omg right But I got a trogen ad so it makes it funnier

[@Jen-Z]

@@SpinningTurtle66 What do you mean with being able to add????

[@revenant5142]

Me: Takes the Mental Age Test
Me: Finds out my mental age is more than my parents.
Also me: *I'm an adult now.*

[@emmarose526]

im 11 and got 28

[@adams6599]

If I may ask how old are you and what did you get but if you don't want to tell me its ok

[@failedprodigy5762]

I’m 12 and I got 47.

[@dons9154]

Bros, shush. Coppa and the FTC are always watching

[@zeleniatdq]

I’m 15 and I got 29

[@ThisGalaxyCat]

Jack: "Dr. Sean McLaughlin"
Me: "Dr. Sean McLaughing*
Also me: "Dr. Sean McMuffin*

[@lexthedork4040]

Seen

[@lassepaulsen664]

Nobody:
Me at 3am: ITS MEME TIME THE ONLY CURE FOR SADNESS!!!

[@hamham8935]

Sean: lets all wear the same clothes
Schools: this is already happening

[@Kiwiqwp]

Jails/Prisons: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@Freckris]

Dude: Throws banana and it sticks
Sean: Processing........ YEET

[@tuckerkinney8908]

TH-cam: don’t do anything I wouldn’t do
Creators: ok
TH-cam: but don’t do anything I would do either
Creators: *visible confusion*

[@romanalexanderfunck8243]

Tucker Kinney there is a thin grey area that’s where you are

[@King_of_Gotham]

Jack: is scared to break his floppy banana because of the powder inside
Also Jack: *throws it at his wall for a third time*

[@lukejordan7510]

Me: holy sh*t he’s gonna propose!!
Jack: squishy potato!

[@BritishEggz]

Copied

[@BritishEggz]

Copied

[@BritishEggz]

Copied

[@BritishEggz]

Copied

[@BritishEggz]

Copied

[@hkbugz2267]

Jack: is originality dead?!
Also jack: yes, and we killed it.

[@Mr_Murdersalot]

He’s very unoriginal

[@lmm7785]

10:51: “My banana flops harder than anybody’s”
- Jack 2019

[@mr.nolife7820]

I thought we burned the meme. It's still alive. Damn it.

[@mizziebubble257]

His banana flops harder than my banana? good for him

[@ambrosherrmann8322]

Me: (laughs with 5 bananas almost breaking from me waving them really hard)

[@Aleula]

@@ambrosherrmann8322 Yeah but are they floppy bananas?
I didn't think so.

[@hajinata]

jack saying “im babey” is adorable,,, and it cured my depression.

[@Fnafiac]

He is babey tho

[@animalbefree]

Jack: I can’t watch Disney Plus here until March.
Me: Nord VPN Sponsorship deal hmmmmm

[@jacksepticeye]

Do VPNs work? I heard they didn't

[@tylerprime9555]

@@jacksepticeye Yeah I'm pretty sure they work.

[@theokahi]

Hey what zip code did you put for this

[@fatboi3559]

@@jacksepticeye jack I will litterly go to collage get a job at Disney become the CEO just to get you Disney plus is Ireland before march

[@gunnz4hire229]

@@jacksepticeye no its fake u have to pay to get it to work the free ones are gay and dont work but u could try

[@egoplayer4600]

Normal people: "Hail Hydra"
Jacksepticeye fans: "hjonk hjonk am goose"

[@thetimeempress1518]

Who's Hydra?

[@malachilynch2979]

@@thetimeempress1518 have you ever watched anything even REMOTELY Marvel?????

[@lumen1472]

@@malachilynch2979 Not everyone is into marvel, surprise

[@braxtonmeyer2413]

The hjonking Begins now

[@kiarashipseverythingandmak4371]

Abby Plays you mean vanoss: hail hydra

[@dang.4804]

Jack: "My channel has never been directed towards children"
Also Jack: "HJÖNK HJÖNK AM GOOSE"

[@kiaz1st]

Adults can like Hjönk Hjönk Am Goose too :(

[@bobking8101]

HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE

[@simon.i3119]

@@kiaz1st exactly

[@jojoskits3971]

Jack: You need an adult mindset Also Jack: Shakes banana literally 2 minutes later

[@cerealpope715]

0:23
Jack: *is talking and clicking*
Me: “Break out?..”

[@dragonfire8873]

...Of this place?

[@aidenoleary8668]

Jack while looking at picture of him and girlfriend: Should I reveal it?
Me: JACKS GETTING MARRIED WHAT!!
JacK: Squishy potato!
Me (An Irish man): EVEN BETTER!!

[@Juewelinterveiws]

It’s Aizawa.

[@Demonshifter]

"Squishy banana, squishy potato"
Me: starts clapping in the middle of the conversation my mom is having to someone in the living room

[@amongusimpostersussy6532]

Jack:Everyone needs to wear matching cloths
English school:Im way a head of you.

[@alasdairhamer8006]

jack: "how do i watch this in the uk?!"
NordVPN: "Allow me to introduce myself"

[@masterbeef895]

Alasdair Hamer lmao

[@blowoffshowoff8657]

Legit I said that

[@dianamaioru497]

True that

[@brycefisher8330]

First thing I thought of too haha

[@abanglongh5158]

Well, we now know that Sean really wants to watch The Mandalorian. And he is a Star Wars fan. He should play Jedi Fallen Order. It would make a great series