The Weirdest Videos On The Internet

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  • I asked you guys to send me the weirdest and creepiest videos you could find on the internet. I'm not talking about funny tik toks or silly vines or memes. I want the really good stuff, the cream of the crop! Make me suffer!
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 ปีที่แล้ว +18520

    I really love these videos where you guys get to directly be involved in the video. I wanna do more of them

  • @jesuskvistus929
    @jesuskvistus929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    “I don’t do cocaine, it’s too expensive. Heroine is way cheaper”
    -Sean 2015

  • @williamdodd4054
    @williamdodd4054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3442

    No one, literally no one:
    Jack: “I’m in a mood” (holding a banana in his hand)

    • @sarahvanrooyen7280
      @sarahvanrooyen7280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nice

    • @elliemaemiddletonmedia
      @elliemaemiddletonmedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Followed by “just go for it man”

    • @henryh-s4671
      @henryh-s4671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A floppy bannana

    • @gandako627
      @gandako627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was like, what kin of mood???
      "looks at banana in jacks hand"

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ( *insert Lenny face* )

  • @CatherineMcClain
    @CatherineMcClain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    In the Russian tea clip, from what I understand, he claims that the bag a specific brand of Russian tea never gets weaker as you use the same tea bag to continuously make tea unlike every other brand of tea. He put the tea bag in the tub, and made the entire bathtub of water become tea...

  • @Spirit_Lanayru
    @Spirit_Lanayru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Jack while waving phallic object: "I'm in a mood, a very specific mood"

  • @Imarubixcube
    @Imarubixcube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    As a person with tourettes.
    I’m not offended at all lol. I’ve come to terms that my constant twitching means I’ll never really be normal. It’s ok. Here’s the thing though...
    The tourettes she has, where you randomly cuss, is VERY rare to have. Not to mention she’s twitching too. I’ve actually yet to see a case that bad.
    And maybe I just haven’t seen enough cases to see something like that.
    But I genuinely feel bad for her 😔

    • @shellshockedbros4458
      @shellshockedbros4458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      One of my ex girlfriends has Tourettes, and her thing is full body twitching

    • @_veronica_r
      @_veronica_r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I thought she was faking having it for the joke. Oops lol

    • @sarwanmohabir3664
      @sarwanmohabir3664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      May god bless your soul ryan💙💪🏽

    • @alizemumma5591
      @alizemumma5591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      AMEN to that fellow tourettes brother🙏🏻 god bless her and god bless u💪🏻💯

    • @Imarubixcube
      @Imarubixcube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sarwan mohabir thanks lol

  • @YaBoiBoris
    @YaBoiBoris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9275

    Me watching this at night: * chuckles * I’m in danger

  • @shanehutchinson6350
    @shanehutchinson6350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    11:28 I love how he says "just headin' to the store with my bottle of heads" right along to the beat. I wish schmoyoho would songify this.

  • @stagdragon3978
    @stagdragon3978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how JAck gets curious about Cyriak wondering how the guy is doing and immediately buys the recently published book.

  • @iamnomad4570
    @iamnomad4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3442

    The girl with Tourette’s has some of the most well-timed tics that I’ve seen, I love her.

    • @johnkearney8648
      @johnkearney8648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Big fax. I have it too and I can’t even control my own life. Props to her. Jesus

    • @callmewolf3910
      @callmewolf3910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@johnkearney8648 Fucking same. It's horrible.

    • @a-astudios116
      @a-astudios116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I hope you guys are doing ok

    • @kyunagames4977
      @kyunagames4977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      She has great energy

    • @johnkearney8648
      @johnkearney8648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @A-A STUDIOS I’m doing fine. How bout u

  • @cc.rider2014
    @cc.rider2014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    Jack: *claiming to be a virgin and pure*
    Also Jack: *shaking his floppy banana around*

    • @fraganadefraganade
      @fraganadefraganade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      noice

    • @ponder_dok1278
      @ponder_dok1278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh this happened

    • @skrungly6839
      @skrungly6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hes baby tho

    • @michaelhoughton1213
      @michaelhoughton1213 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skrungly6839 he has a baby?

    • @skrungly6839
      @skrungly6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelhoughton1213 no, its a joke from one of his video
      basically 'im baby' means someone is innocent

  • @quincy2415
    @quincy2415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    9:58 The more videos you watch, the more normal they seem and eventually you start to feel inspired by them.

  • @kirbo5759
    @kirbo5759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “He could have been calling my mother the worst names, but you now what she’s been called worse” -jack

  • @pineappleseatyou5671
    @pineappleseatyou5671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4319

    “Oh ho. Cow spiders.”
    *Ronald Weasley has left the chat*

    • @engineergaming3418
      @engineergaming3418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Captain gamer has left the chat

    • @engineergaming3418
      @engineergaming3418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BTW u spelled no wrong

    • @franghigli
      @franghigli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Franco Ghigliani has left the chat and hired a psychologist to treat his arachnophobia....

    • @jonathanhoward4104
      @jonathanhoward4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But satan entered the chat

    • @engineergaming3418
      @engineergaming3418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jesus has kicked Satan out of the chat

  • @seokrickyz
    @seokrickyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    THE SAMANTHA GIRL GOES TO MY SCHOOL I LITERALLY LOVE HER. She’s super happy with your notice Sean 🥺

  • @BreadLady
    @BreadLady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    11:37 He was so on beat with that. Mans got bars

  • @newyears93
    @newyears93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Ok, it's TikTok..Its already scary enough." Jacksepticeye 2019
    "I'm gonna share with you some of the TikToks that I have liked since the last video has gone up!" Jacksepticeye 2021
    Has definitely changed his mind since the pandemic began, and hit 3 million followers on the app.

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tik Tok is scarier than ever, I am proud that I never even tried it.

  • @arice9695
    @arice9695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    “I don’t want any of this” “LETS DO ROUND 2” he’s addicted to the pain.

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is how masochists are born.

    • @meodrac
      @meodrac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like what Dr. Phil would say
      *"I don't want any of this"
      *"Lets' do round two"
      *He's addicted to the pain

    • @mura_saki
      @mura_saki 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CHASE WAS JUST THE BEGINNING lol

    • @SS-zd6yi
      @SS-zd6yi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's exactually what Germany said

    • @ebd813
      @ebd813 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rickkkk!!

  • @famikins
    @famikins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    “I’m gonna do a round two of this”
    *A year passes*

    • @dutchdragon2472
      @dutchdragon2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I mean I guess the sequel was "scariest videos"

    • @agiletoaster1045
      @agiletoaster1045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @animegod9221
      @animegod9221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol yh

    • @Peeshart47
      @Peeshart47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dutchdragon2472 but that vid was titled part 1 of scariest vids

    • @agiletoaster1045
      @agiletoaster1045 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dutchdragon2472 yeah

  • @goblintacos88
    @goblintacos88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love it when Sean goes "F&*K No"! LMAO!
    AAAhhh That's a cute kitty, but when you made him talk, I died laughing!

  • @specialk082599
    @specialk082599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Sean, holding a flaccid phallic object: “I’m in a mood”

  • @endboolive
    @endboolive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    "I'm in a mood, a very specific mood"
    *Me too its called, a floppy banana mood*

    • @orsonlepherd7064
      @orsonlepherd7064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or hard banana

    • @TnvTablet
      @TnvTablet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, whatever mood you were in before the video, you're gonna be in a floppy banana mood afterwards

    • @orsonlepherd7064
      @orsonlepherd7064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TnvTablet are you so sure??

    • @TnvTablet
      @TnvTablet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orsonlepherd7064 Let's say I try not to judge

    • @orsonlepherd7064
      @orsonlepherd7064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TnvTablet haha jk

  • @jonahmiller988
    @jonahmiller988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    "I didnt think it was actually gonna get weird." Jack.... This is the internet you're talking to

    • @oculus5995
      @oculus5995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ok what the hell I scrolled down and then I read this as he said it.
      I think my phone is possessed

    • @nutpeg6915
      @nutpeg6915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@oculus5995 same, holy shit

    • @wondertwinz06
      @wondertwinz06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too??? wtf

  • @Jake-Jake121
    @Jake-Jake121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:03
    Jack:”the ending was a Bit creepier”
    Me: “Sweet doggo”

  • @Jordankons123
    @Jordankons123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:50 video is literally the creepiest video I’ve ever seen

  • @octanedemon5548
    @octanedemon5548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    That tea guy : " the world need a tea ... Let's do it "
    Jacksepticeye : " he's probably calling my mother with swears"

    • @Dragoon-zm6fc
      @Dragoon-zm6fc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks for the translation! I finally found this after watching it again much later

    • @nopers4117
      @nopers4117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Dragoon-zm6fc So. The dude in the video was testing how much tea he could brew with one teabag of a couple different brands. The whole joke was that one of the teabags just didn’t stop brewing tea (he showed all those cups and that bathtub to prove that).

    • @Dragoon-zm6fc
      @Dragoon-zm6fc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nopers4117 oooooh okie

  • @bigcrankbmx
    @bigcrankbmx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    11:37 he said "heading to the store with my bottle of heads", on beat. it sounds like a song

    • @rayzerfroggie4631
      @rayzerfroggie4631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I know right?!

    • @eggnogvtuber2728
      @eggnogvtuber2728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      and he said he cant sing lol

    • @Yaniv_R
      @Yaniv_R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow so original

    • @03pinkylover
      @03pinkylover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bigcrank wow i never knew he could he could rap so gooood

    • @decmbr
      @decmbr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr?

  • @gavinchase623
    @gavinchase623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “I’m waiting to see a baby’s head in one of these things”
    Oh.. Jack..

  • @frick-diddly
    @frick-diddly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The animations genuinely made me cry in absolute agony man..

  • @Mewz123
    @Mewz123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    "i'm in a mood. A very specific type of mood."
    Honestly, same.

  • @duckthepatu1993
    @duckthepatu1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    This weird as not human being, screeching loudly while smashing another human against stone brick walls and wooden doors
    Jack: "Is this what it's like to have sex?"

    • @duckthepatu1993
      @duckthepatu1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@sketchy_mcyt Well I am glad that you're asking. My doors are made out of yelly beans.
      Also, yeah I... don't know why I said "wooden doors" my brain just went... "They're made out of wood, mention that"

    • @mnint7779
      @mnint7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Piaums boi excuse meh DOD u call me gacha?

    • @sexykabuto6368
      @sexykabuto6368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean he's not wrong

    • @duckthepatu1993
      @duckthepatu1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Excuse me, what-

    • @sexykabuto6368
      @sexykabuto6368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AHEM nothing.

  • @rblxcaviarbread990
    @rblxcaviarbread990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "im in a mood"
    *While holding a long and somewhat wide object*
    Me: Oh no, this isnt the type of channel I wanted to see Jack turn into.

  • @excrubulent
    @excrubulent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "...and if you didn't feel any of those, I'm very sorry that your parents have failed you."
    Damn. I was feeling all smug and superior then you gotta go ahead and skewer my soul like that.

  • @vasilisavorontsova1016
    @vasilisavorontsova1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    no one:
    not even the britsh:
    the russain that loves tea:
    *Let's try to make the whole lake into tea*

    • @broseidon1658
      @broseidon1658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But a lake full of tea sounds amazing.

    • @bp_cherryblossomtree723
      @bp_cherryblossomtree723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      vasilisa vorontsova The Boston tea party did it first

    • @coliop1509
      @coliop1509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Didn’t America do that first in Boston?

    • @dinanikto
      @dinanikto 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zeddpai2759
      We have drink in Russia called "Chefir"
      It's a tea, but with tea bag being left in a cup for a long, *long* time
      Actually, it's not just everyday drink for kids
      It's a *prison drink*

  • @gamerfourlife64
    @gamerfourlife64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Jack: "your gonna miss my floppy banana" TH-cam: "well there goes your money for this video"

    • @Dami_Ka
      @Dami_Ka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The FTC: "well there goes your entire channel."

    • @gamerfourlife64
      @gamerfourlife64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dami_Ka oof

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dami_Ka FTC:I'm gonna end this creator's whole career

  • @breezieb3297
    @breezieb3297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    one of my best friends has tourettes, and she pointed something out-- if somebody with tourettes posts a video of a tic attack on social media, they are FULLY aware that people are gonna laugh at their tics, because their tics are often FUNNY words or actions. you don't have to apologize!

    • @Ink_Fazkitty
      @Ink_Fazkitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good to know. i felt so bad laughing.

    • @breezieb3297
      @breezieb3297 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ink_Fazkitty you dont have to feel bad! most influencers with tourettes want people to feel more comfortable around those with the disability, and not treat them differently because they feel bad for them. i mean, you'd laugh at anybody saying "wanker" over and over again, if they had tourettes or not, right? so its okay to laugh at funny words, just don't laugh when those tiks become violent towards them selves or when they begin to hurt

  • @casey4290
    @casey4290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jack: "Is that what its like to have sex?"
    Me: "No, that video was much more enjoyable"

  • @hermanmitin3016
    @hermanmitin3016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    That guy with the tea, literally was saying “golden cuppy” and at the end he said “this place needs more tea”

  • @babs1398
    @babs1398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WHEN HE BROUGHT BB OUT AND DUBBED IN LITTLE MISFORTUNE’S VOICE LINE. PERFECTION.
    That’s it, that’s all, thank you

  • @SmallLegacy
    @SmallLegacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lets remind Jack to do a round 2 of this

  • @lynxz-studios
    @lynxz-studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    *I miss fourteen minutes ago when I didn’t know this existed*

  • @user-dv5py8ri1y
    @user-dv5py8ri1y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:55 An ad plays and I cut back to this “ gem “ of a clip

  • @chetsomersetbowler3943
    @chetsomersetbowler3943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like this is the first time Jackspticeye put on headphones, when his hood is on.
    I respect

  • @mythmage8231
    @mythmage8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    "As a 29 year old man, I've never had sex"
    Sean's GF: Class is in session.

    • @ventarimortem1876
      @ventarimortem1876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I would not blame her. As a woman myself, I wanna sit on his face because that beard is GLORIOUS

    • @daradhughes
      @daradhughes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@ventarimortem1876 Oh my. Calm down there Sigri......
      There is a line after all and you've gotta wait your turn!!

    • @Loonaurtheworld
      @Loonaurtheworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ventarimortem1876 i'm attracted to him too. I'm a guy

    • @Villain69420
      @Villain69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@daradhughes You stay away from that beautiful sandwich hole. Don't even breath near it. I am watching you skank!

    • @zoie8088
      @zoie8088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@afrokween8752 .....you're fucking with us, right?

  • @jamesmullarkey7699
    @jamesmullarkey7699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    Fun fact: Most of the teletubbies actually *were* on meth while filming

    • @TnvTablet
      @TnvTablet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Well that fact was a vibecheck and a half

    • @thedoctor8527
      @thedoctor8527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      James Mullarkey wtf?

    • @sketchyartz5167
      @sketchyartz5167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Wait seriously? Holy shit

    • @insomnis_404
      @insomnis_404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Somehow that doesn't shock me

    • @us3rnam369
      @us3rnam369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *F*B*I* *O*P*E*N* *U*P*

  • @matthewboyle1737
    @matthewboyle1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack "My mother has been called the worst names on Earth , but she has been called worse"
    Me "Are you suggesting that your mother has been flipped off at aliens?"

  • @TextingBiz
    @TextingBiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Just got this piece of art recommended, never gets old!

    • @Cyclonixs
      @Cyclonixs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uhh i know ur not a bot just stop it

  • @wockbender
    @wockbender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Are we just not talking about how cute Big Boss is.

    • @chillediceoffrost4380
      @chillediceoffrost4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      cutest and most handsome sir in the whole world.

    • @wockbender
      @wockbender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chillediceoffrost4380 absolutely.

    • @Lesley_RedRhody
      @Lesley_RedRhody 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeetus Deletus Of course we are! I’m so happy that Evelien and BB live with Seán now!
      💚🤗🤗💚

    • @valiang8867
      @valiang8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeetus Deletus *SCREAMS FROM CUTENESS*

    • @christruax1999
      @christruax1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cutest kitty Ever and the names just to cute

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    9:17 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT JACK'S CAT!!!??? HE'S SO CUTE!!!

  • @zzGFITCHzz
    @zzGFITCHzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still waiting for a part 2, I love this so much.

  • @kaidenjago6306
    @kaidenjago6306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:42 is probably one of the most jack things I've ever seen

  • @Kinkoms
    @Kinkoms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    *Jack:* "I never had sex"
    Me: press X to doubt.

  • @princesssendransa8281
    @princesssendransa8281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Jack: I'm gonna have nightmares about spiders impregnating me
    Fanfic writers: *aggressive typing sounds*
    Edit: Jesus this is a lot of likes-

    • @TnvTablet
      @TnvTablet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The scary thing is, you know it's true

    • @Rex-ps9bx
      @Rex-ps9bx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plz no

    • @unknown__5129
      @unknown__5129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fanfic Writer's Be Like: Aaaand- my writer's block is gone-

    • @DA-qn3id
      @DA-qn3id 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Google spider porn

    • @the_furf_of_july4652
      @the_furf_of_july4652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it exists, I’m morbidly curious. Anyone got a link?

  • @Dhtyiyry
    @Dhtyiyry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:13 That would be an amazing hunting type of game!

  • @Amberlol21
    @Amberlol21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:31 made me go legit crazy

  • @PositiveLBo
    @PositiveLBo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "I'm in a mood..."
    Says this as he swings around a floppy banana...

    • @c10v3r
      @c10v3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fun Gamer Moments
      **Intense wheezing**

  • @PAR4SIT3
    @PAR4SIT3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    “You will miss my floppy banana.”
    - Jacksepticeye

  • @Ursus_Green
    @Ursus_Green 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That one video in Russian about tea: he was just comparing how many cups of tea one could have reusing one teabag. There is a brand called "Golden cup" and as he said - one teabag of this brand is enough to prepare that many cups. And at the end he says "everyone needs to have a cup of tea" as he was about to make a lake of tea with one teabag 😀

  • @edenengland1883
    @edenengland1883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "im going to dream of a spider impregnating me"
    furries: so just a regular afternoon?

  • @maysonevans6449
    @maysonevans6449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    11:36 sounded like he was about to start rapping 😂

    • @andrelachance789
      @andrelachance789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Omg that so true 😂

    • @shadows_fnaf2782
      @shadows_fnaf2782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It does 😂😂lol

    • @jakeklossing4352
      @jakeklossing4352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Lyrics:
      headin to the store with my bottle of heads
      You wonder how they ended up dead
      Don't worry child, please don't dread
      Your head will be safe under my bed

    • @OfficialKiy0
      @OfficialKiy0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @doctorfission1858
      @doctorfission1858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mayson evans I know right

  • @davehultermans7238
    @davehultermans7238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    "Just headin to the store with my bottle of heads. Dont worry its fine!" Sounded like a rap song beginning.

  • @Mint_The_Shark
    @Mint_The_Shark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What the hell have I just witnessed, for once the only thing I understood was Seàn’s unimaginably heavy Irish accent

  • @THENVMBERX
    @THENVMBERX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My dream when I grow up is to win the FBA.

  • @frostwolf561
    @frostwolf561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    The only thing I'll take away from this is the fact that Jack has a cat...

    • @wynterfrench2701
      @wynterfrench2701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's his girlfriends.

    • @owenmclaughlin280
      @owenmclaughlin280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wynterfrench2701 and they are the cutest thing. Have you seen his twitter?

    • @_veronica_r
      @_veronica_r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wynterfrench2701
      He's his cat, too...??

    • @y0inked739
      @y0inked739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that he has a really Gelatinous -dildo- banana

  • @erikgerbst3446
    @erikgerbst3446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Am Russian let me explain the third clip
    He was saying how ( “golden cup “ a tea brand in Russian and one of the biggest memes in Russia ) is the best and how he can’t stop drinking it and wants to share it with the city

    • @beanbisket7581
      @beanbisket7581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Noce

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Might need to contain this

    • @erikgerbst3446
      @erikgerbst3446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@X-SPONGED i say a keter class site 96

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@erikgerbst3446 it's just an anomalous bag of tea probably produced by a company like the factory oh shit I should write an article about this

    • @erikgerbst3446
      @erikgerbst3446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@X-SPONGED you very much should

  • @jennaherche4068
    @jennaherche4068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sean: Shows the audience he has a cat
    Me: Sir you have earned my entire army of Trillions of tiny men with battle axes and spuds.

  • @reesrussell5234
    @reesrussell5234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 11:39 when he says “Just heading to the store with my bottle a heads” it’s perfectly in time with the background music.

  • @RellCampbell1014
    @RellCampbell1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    When Jack said "Just heading to the store with my bottle of heads" I thought he was going to rap lmao.

  • @gavinsanchez2247
    @gavinsanchez2247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how whenever he had his cat had The Voice from Little Miss fortune

  • @atarxieu
    @atarxieu ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack: The Weirdest Videos On The Internet
    Me: Hysterically laughing at them all

    • @AranDomGuy1st
      @AranDomGuy1st ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank god I’m not the only one

  • @smsmysh
    @smsmysh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Me - russian
    Jack: “ I’m glad that I don’t know what he sad”
    Me: sad understanding comrade noises

  • @robinlaceishere
    @robinlaceishere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Seán: "As a 29 year old man, i've never had sex."
    Seán's GF: _Now this looks like a job for me!_

    • @RiGuy
      @RiGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe he wants it to be special? Like get married then snu snu

    • @MajinEmbrosia
      @MajinEmbrosia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      TheGamingDino I think it was sarcastic, he’s talked about losing his virginity at least once in an older video. I think it was a reading your comments video

    • @RiGuy
      @RiGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kassidy Embry
      He should do more of those vids

    • @seqtour4412
      @seqtour4412 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snu snu is the best

    • @cowman3449
      @cowman3449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody else like this it is at 69. If you are reading this and it doesn't, someone did the big bad.

  • @aidynblair7283
    @aidynblair7283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The key to making a weird video is not asking why, but why not

  • @superatomic2216
    @superatomic2216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video gave me my new favorite thing to say when i have absolutely no idea whats happening. "Sweet cheeks of Jesus's beard" fucking love it

  • @rayzerfroggie4631
    @rayzerfroggie4631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    11:37 I seriously thought Jack was going to start rapping lol. It matched up perfectly lmao

  • @Platinum_Imp
    @Platinum_Imp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    The Russian Tea guy just said “look how much tea can a single teabag produse” nothing too crazy

    • @scropiandoom997
      @scropiandoom997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only one cup but a lake its crazy

    • @razormarkz
      @razormarkz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine the entire box???

    • @Platinum_Imp
      @Platinum_Imp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Razormarks yeah, Russian tea is intense

    • @scropiandoom997
      @scropiandoom997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Platinum_Imp more like insane 😂😂😂☕☕but i do like a cup of Russian tea

    • @sirnacho4918
      @sirnacho4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *produce

  • @the.tactical.one.
    @the.tactical.one. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Little did Jack know that Twitter/X would just get worse

  • @J8DENTHECANADIAN
    @J8DENTHECANADIAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:07 please don’t say that well holding a rubber banana!

  • @alunafire1378
    @alunafire1378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    I was not expecting Little Misfortune to come out of the cat's mouth. No, Jack, he's too innocent.

    • @ab.4921
      @ab.4921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Midnight Fashion yessir

    • @michaelhoney3860
      @michaelhoney3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok boomer

    • @aether502
      @aether502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Give yourself a *fak*

  • @bennett_is_dead5147
    @bennett_is_dead5147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    “This is like teletubies on meth”
    I lost it

    • @krystaldillon7761
      @krystaldillon7761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @KnownMistake
      @KnownMistake 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      pretty sure u lost is twice

    • @certifiedshitposterwhoowns3192
      @certifiedshitposterwhoowns3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when your scrolling through the comments while he's doing the intro and realize how weird the videos going to be

    • @Sillymonroll
      @Sillymonroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My nose:
      💨

    • @mikabugg
      @mikabugg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats on 500 likes!

  • @naomi9654
    @naomi9654 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That woman walking on the wall is making me feel like not sleeping tonight, because i was already going to stay up all night

  • @DeepOnes420
    @DeepOnes420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the funniest thing about this whole video is that Jack isn't qualified for any job, not even burger flipper at McDonalds.

  • @alexanderburov2404
    @alexanderburov2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Probably won't see this but the Russian dude was talking about how much tea you can get form that brand of packet

    • @teamvizzion1520
      @teamvizzion1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      im watching video at 2:25am and im shitting myself

    • @teamvizzion1520
      @teamvizzion1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      im did see this and i know

    • @paulakali7175
      @paulakali7175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where can i find this Video seperatly?

    • @flameblood0
      @flameblood0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doc Strange form?

    • @stsalty1788
      @stsalty1788 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@teamvizzion1520 SAME ITS 2:12AM

  • @i_like_to_eat_bones4445
    @i_like_to_eat_bones4445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Jack to his cat big boss: “the sweetest lil man”
    Me to my cat fathead: “stinky lil bastard boy”

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BB is best boi

    • @silvrsqnder
      @silvrsqnder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to call my cat Nasty Pasty.

    • @liluzisquirtyo5471
      @liluzisquirtyo5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XxSilver_ AcidxX i do that but i fluctuate from “my darling scrumptious boy!” to “stink bastard”

    • @dylanfooler
      @dylanfooler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Both very endearing names

    • @ttvslayer_zking9737
      @ttvslayer_zking9737 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It said 666 so I have a like to change it...

  • @dp6769
    @dp6769 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The weird you tube videos were the visual representation of the feeling you get when you gag. I am deeply disturbed.

  • @Linkin-2603
    @Linkin-2603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:24 me when someone drinks my last can of Pepsi

  • @werdcore1985
    @werdcore1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    7:01
    Sean: *Cyriak, are ya okay?*
    Cyriak: *what Is “okay” what is the meaning of “okay” how to be “okay”*
    Also Cyriak: _sure_

    • @Jequetepeq
      @Jequetepeq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The weirdest thing is how he acts like a 13yo in 2013 outside of youtube lmao

    • @peteroriordan4375
      @peteroriordan4375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As he said it, I red your comment, it felt weird but awsome

  • @miaacosta898
    @miaacosta898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    11:37 It almost sounded like Jack was singing xD

    • @voidmedia7120
      @voidmedia7120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Jack’s new hit single, bottle of heads.

    • @Mintygremlin
      @Mintygremlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes!

    • @jadedjay3362
      @jadedjay3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YO I THOUGHT THA SAME THING

    • @deyash4602
      @deyash4602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it goes with the music

    • @bubblezboi492
      @bubblezboi492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Epic-Mia omg fr tho hahaha 😂

  • @brianmcclenahan617
    @brianmcclenahan617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know it's been a year, but if McDonalds didn't hire Samantha, I'm never rating there again.

  • @Luskan328
    @Luskan328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he said 'Headin' to the store with my bottle of heads' in tune with the music

  • @itsuki9262
    @itsuki9262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    "I am in a mood"
    Proceeds to wiggle around a banana

    • @thesqonkofpennsylvania7458
      @thesqonkofpennsylvania7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm in a mood......
      the mood where I wanna fucking die :)

    • @addictedt0m0ney
      @addictedt0m0ney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thesqonkofpennsylvania7458 same tho 😎👏

    • @Xx_LennyxGaming_xX
      @Xx_LennyxGaming_xX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🍌 ▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀

    • @rusty_shower_head5123
      @rusty_shower_head5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thesqonkofpennsylvania7458 same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same
      Same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same

    • @vriot7505
      @vriot7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That a Glizzy

  • @aba_dab_o
    @aba_dab_o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "I'm gonna be dreaming of spiders impregnating me, then eating my own progeny."
    May I suggest borrowing Markiplier's VR headset? O_O

    • @fox53do58
      @fox53do58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I watched that video!!

    • @amnathegrande
      @amnathegrande 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lolol true 😵😂

    • @totallynotmisty
      @totallynotmisty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo, I read this when Sean said it out loud lmao

  • @Zero_Neverhope
    @Zero_Neverhope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:36 Idk why but when Jack says this I was expecting him to start rapping because he talked so well with the beat

  • @failedfairytales22
    @failedfairytales22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Robin editing in Little Misfortune as BB was the best part ❤️✨ seeing BB though makes me miss my boy Nicotero

  • @SebastianRake
    @SebastianRake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    "I'm gonna have nightmares tonight."
    Yeah 3d world does that to you.

    • @thelastpopeyeschickensandw2227
      @thelastpopeyeschickensandw2227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ur not wrong

    • @LofiBakery
      @LofiBakery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I understand I watch 3D world a lot and my family thinks I’m mentally disturbed

    • @anthonybukowski5548
      @anthonybukowski5548 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't sleep when I watched it for the first time...it changes you.

    • @gtch_313
      @gtch_313 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah why did I decide to watch this before bed

  • @Batty_Bitts
    @Batty_Bitts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I woke up this morning and i thought to myself "damn, i sure wish i get to see Jack's floppy banana today" and gosh darn it Jack you delivered!

    • @cinnamoncyanide_
      @cinnamoncyanide_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oH MY God

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm a man of the people

    • @ashleighzacharias4795
      @ashleighzacharias4795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that I can relate😂

    • @Iammonkeyfishjr
      @Iammonkeyfishjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jacksepticeye hi jack love u and your videos also keep up the good work ps where can I get the floppy banana

  • @gardnerfamily7561
    @gardnerfamily7561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I wanna f**k around with you guys" as he holds a banana

  • @britanyponder4412
    @britanyponder4412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some of these videos really show what intrusive thoughts people have... And it makes me feel better about myself. haha

  • @seanconry9958
    @seanconry9958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Sean: *shows his cat* this is my resume.
    Bill gates: I think he's got what we need

  • @ItsAudity
    @ItsAudity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    11:36 jack literally was on beat with the music when he said that. i need a rap of that

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Just headin' to the store with my bottle of heads, no problem,
      ..'ssfINE, you're the weird one,
      I wake up in the morning, take my bottle of heads, and it's fine, 'cuz everything's fine, am I right?
      To go to the store with my bottle of heads, 's kinda hard to keep composure, people's starin' at me,
      but I, still kinda like my little bottle of heads,
      turns out that everything's NOT fine, i'm in jail.
      I tried

    • @sophiemariah5083
      @sophiemariah5083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @ItsAudity
      @ItsAudity 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      - DakotaMedia - ORBEIEHDU I NEED THAT AAA

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ItsAudity - AA GLAD YA LIKE IT DNXNDBM

    • @KhaosInductionCreator
      @KhaosInductionCreator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      StevenAteMyMayo I was literally coming out of full screen to comment this and saw your comment
      Damn