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I'm French and I don't understand why the French hate others so much. If someone doesn't speak French and speaks, for example, English, I will be so happy. I love it; the accent is cute and helping others is always a pleasure. I hate what we represent.
Uptown Parisians give the rest of the country a bad reputation. I had a boss from Sicily once who used to praise other countries with strong food cultures, but he always said people from Madrid & Paris were "uptight donkeys, an embarrassment to their countries."
I guess it depends on the City or things like that, my bil is french, once that my sister was visiting him( they are married now) she got discriminated for not speaking french instead English, she was buying groceries... 😶 Just for speaking English while shopping, he had to get out of work to be able of helping her 💁🏻♀️
@@Artemistopia parisians are mostly non parisians though, lets not say they're all bad, i doubt most of them are the rich brats we think of. But france has lots of foreigners so shes gonna find someone happy to talk with her im sure, its not like we're all racists.
Lmao ofc its Paris. Parisians do be like that. i can say, as an American who recently lived in France, but not Paris, it's not all the French, its mostly the Parisians. the people of Nantes were lovely and welcoming. Of course, I speak fluent French with a pretty good accent, so that might've been a factor lol, but I told them where I'm from so they knew and were still nice.
They just want people to try to speak French, which I get, but I have people living in my apartment building in Minnesota that can't speak English well and I can't imagine being rude to them about it
tried to ask an old lady if she needed help with her groceries (UPSTAIRS neighbor, and she's handicapped and cant drive, and her ride just dropped her and all her groceries outside and left) i tried to open the door for her and was like do you want some help? she SNAPPED at me. "NO!" so i just triple blinked and closed the front door and walked to my own apartment. like damn lady... just trying to be nice/ considerate
same with japan - they do NOT like foreigners 😭 my dad is trying to find a new house rn, and sooooo many places will refuse him or say like “no foreigners” cuz he’s a foreigner guy
My wife would react like this for not paying.. and i'd be genuenly pissed at her for going back and paying... once i bought 12 corn cob and the cashier forgot to add them to my bill.. best fucking corn i ever eaten. Nothing is quite like the taste of accidently free.
안녕 Daniel! Long time fan here. I'd love to know why you were interested in going to South Korea! I'm hoping to go teach English there myself soon, and know some of the pros and cons of staying in that country, as a foreigner from the US. I just hope a nice ajussi teaches me how to cook and I make a few friends 😂
At 6:44 you should try to give advice before the person gets something like that done if they want advice on it. If they didn't ask for opinions or advice on it don't give any. Best to ignore it unless you know them really well and don't want to have them hate it afterwards. At 18:10 i have purposely stolen something but it was a doll bracelet for a barbie sized doll in the floor of a clothing section away from the toys. I was like it is one doll bracelet and no one would miss it. Gave that bracelet to my friend's little sister since she has some barbie dolls and the family couldn't afford new barbie stuff at the time
"if the divorce isnt final by september" - implies anniversary would be september "due in june" - means she conceived in september. not only is this man garbage, he's the whole landfill.
Good catch, there! There are no words…. I really hope this is an experience I never have to live firsthand. I can’t imagine my partner being unfaithful, but I bet a lot of people that get cheated on could’ve said that same thing at one point in their own relationships 😓
I don't get what you're saying, I'm guessing she's the one who filed for divorce because she explained she can't live with him. And I don't blame her of course but it might be hard on the kids.
@@sarahberkner He's saying based on what she said that their anniversary is in September based on saying they would be married for so many years by then. And if you go back nine months from June, which is when the other woman's baby is due, means that the conception happened in the previous September month. Which means, the dude slept with this girl around the time of he and his wife's anniversary
@@sarahberkner yeah ive read this back a few times and can see how its not clear. basically the full quote around her talking about if/when the divorce is finalised in sept talks about it being around their anniversary, which sucks, and then she mentions his mistress was/is due in june, and 9 months before then... is september. so, he got his mistress pregnant around the month of their anniversary. trash bag human being.
As someone who did ballet for fifteen years and has now switched to ballroom dancing in college, any pre-professional dance is a HUGE deal. It essentially means that you are training and performing at the professional level without being paid for that degree of effort. The tattoo girl is essentially going to med school and co-owning a business and managing another full-time job via dance. She’s clinically insane and I live for her
I was thinking the same! I have ballet dancer friends, and know how toxic that world can be as well. Having those tats there and being accepted is also relevant as heck, not only successful, but she likely crushed it
Reminds me of a friend/ex-partner of mine who is an accomplished writer and literature professor by day, but in a past life played semi-pro Rugby, then channeled her athleticism into poll dancing, is now a nationally ranked competitive poll dancer. She is an all-around kind and impressive human.
i'd guess pre-professsional ballet means she's in a classical ballet training program that prepares dancers for a professional career, as opposed to just dancing as a casual hobby
Yeah this is right. I dance ballet pre professionally, and it is typically learning from a specific repertoire (RAD, Veganova, etc) and completing leveled exams. It's all classical training before being signed on to a professional studio.
@@Toni_Snarkgenerally with creative types in med schools, the fall back is med school- and many succeed! My dentist was a Julliard degree-holding pianist
the first story is straight up betrayal and disappointment. she was friends with him for 4 years, the dated for 4 years and they have been married for 17 years. This shows that he clearly doesn't value her anymore and, in a way he is a coward. After 25 years of knowing somebody, you should be able to tell your actual real feelings and figure it out together. This husband ignored the value and importance of marriage and neglected their relationship.
He’s definitely a coward for not being honest about his feelings, I agree. Divorce hurts no matter how amicably the relationship ends. Cheating on someone is never okay. You talk it out like a goddamn adult. Maybe he just wanted to live a double life and fumbled really hard on managing it.
If someone doesn't want to be with their childhood sweetheart anymore and feels like they "missed out" on playing the field or something, then they should be a decent person and just end the relationship. And if they can't help but be an indecent person and instead be a cheater, the least they can do is take proper measures to not make a baby with their paramour in the process. The levels of failure here...thankfully OP is going to be able to take his lying, cheating a$$ to the cleaners in court.
As a fellow dancer I can confidently say that pre-professional ballet will mean they are in professional classes and training aka investing money into class based learning in the style hoping to join a company x
I feel like it'd be really difficult to balance professional ballet and medical school. They both take up an enormous amount of time and dedication. Not to mention, professional ballet is hell on the body. The horror stories I've heard of dancers basically being abused, deforming their bodies, dancing on broken toes, makes me avoid it like the plague. Ballet is an archaic art, I can't believe it's still something people encourage girls to do.
Not even that, but for my 19th birthday, my mother OFFERED to pay for my leg sleeve. I haven't gotten it yet a year later, but that's entirely because I can't decide on the style/posing
@@solosynapse to a degree sure, it's a lot better/more accepted to have tattoos now but it wasn't always. Given the mum in 57, she comes from that generation where tattoos were not acceptable on .. pretty much anyone not in the armed forces or prison and certainly not on women. I'm not saying she's right, far from it. These days though, yes, tattoos are acceptable, cool, liked by the majority of the population - just with a few left-over-stick-in-the-mud folks still trying to hang on to their bigoted ways (like this poor girls mother).
Best advice I ever heard is that if it isn't something the person can change in 15 min, then keep your opinion to yourself. Even your children. My daughter has a ton of tattoos that are *very* visible. Not my thing. But she's a loving, functional adult. So, apparently, tattoos don't prevent people from living productive lives! Her body, her choice. I love her, no matter what.
If there is a person who couldn't love/respect me because I have tattoos, then they aren't worth having in my life anyway. And that includes my own parents.
I'm French, and I actually love when people try. My granma received people from all over Europe for years and she doesn't speak English at all, they always managed to discuss in a way or another :) Given our bad level in foreign languages, most of us don't judge. But yeah, some are rude, especially in Paris.
And even more in the city of Paris, i swear i went and i am from Québec, a french speaking province in Canada and while the majority of people were nice and actually liked our accents, some of them tought we were speaking in english while we were clearly speaking french so it's quite funny. But yeah i think every country like it when tourists talk the same language than them or at least try to🤔
💯 single mothers trying to do it all are freaking superwomen. Working multiple jobs and juggling everything that the kids need 😮 I don't know that I could without going crazy. Single fathers are superhuman too, didn't mean to exclude anyone.
I'm from Missouri. We have SO MANY PEOPLE who come here from so many other places, states, and countries, and I always ask, "But _why?!"._ People in Missouri hate being in Missouri so much we name cities after other places (Mexico, California, Milan, etc). But then since we're from Missouri, we insist on pronouncing those names wrong, because Missouri turns you into a schmuck. We don't even wanna be here. Save yourselves!!
@WMDistraction Damn, that almost makes Misouri seem palatable. Then again, I hail from the dim-witted meth baby of the United States: Florida. So, a lot of places seem like a possible welcome reprieve from this dumpsterfire state
I visited my son who was stationed in Missouri. I detect no lies being told here. Every “local” I talked to made it a point to mention they “hate it here”. Very depressing. The shuttle drivers, however, were hilarious.
Hot tip for anyone that's needing food, beyond the food banks or coupons .... If you go to a non-chain store and tell them you're hungry & willing to work for some whatever... They will usually just give it to you & recommend a business that's looking for work. Hell, I got a dope job because I did this in rural FL.
The one about the hot partner hits home! My partner is model hot but doesn't see it. No matter the compliments I give him, he brushes them off like “you only say that cuz you love me” but people ID him as the “hot guy with gorgeous salt n pepper hair” lol he's in his 30s but has the face of a guy in his 20s, with long dark lashes over very warm brown eyes and his hair is going salty in all the right places so he just looks unreal. Damn, I’m married to a babe ☺️
Yes! My husband is stupidly hot, but I don't think he realizes it at all. Even though I tell him. I'm the only person he's ever dated (and he's the only person I've ever dated.)
I mean this in the most platonic way, but your husband sounds pretty. I love hearing people describing their other half, you can usually feel the love for them through the text 😊
Being born and raised in the US and having traveled to several countries in Europe...*I* miss Europe. Scandinavia in particular has better quality food, cleaner air, and significantly less crime and poverty. Though if I could move anywhere, I'd probably pick Dublin.
I dressed as a classic French Mime for Halloween at work and in addition to learning a lot of kids didn't know what mimes are their teacher was a real French person, I don't think she liked it
@@Anonymoew I was worried she would think my costume was a stereotype of a French person and not a mime. I was trying to use clothes I already had and could wear again. I had on my beret, striped shirt, suspenders, black pants, a red scarf and some face paint but not the white foundation just fun eyeliner and lil mustache. To her credit I have autism and I struggle to read social cues, she could've been fine with it. She was with her class so she was preoccupied, it's most likely a complete projection of my anxiety
The best response to the old lady in the last story? "Ugh, there are so many of you foreigners coming here." ... "Well, you might want to consider that a good thing considering none of your precious Frenchmen bothered to stop to help a feeble old woman struggling with her groceries."
But she's not wrong. Have you seen how small France is? And yet it's more visited than any other country on Earth. For reference, France is 17.83 times smaller than the US and yet, according to statista and pretty much every other sources, France has double the amount of visitors each year. Paris is the most visited place in the world. It's more visited than Mount Fuji or any other paradisiac island currently turning into a wastland because of tourists. I mean, just look at the state of Paris, there are so many people over there that the city can't even keep up with all the trash piling up.
@@Cipher_Paul You do realise "visiting" and "immigrating" are two completely different words with different meanings, yes? "Immigration" is moving to another area with the intent to stay there permanently from then on. "Visiting" implies an intention to leave afterwards i.e. tourism. Even if Paris is the most visited city in the world, that does not say anything about the rate of people immigrating there.
@@Cipher_Paul Having an anti-immigrant rant at an immigrant who offered to help you out of the kindness of their heart is a c*nt move and there is no excuse for it. Sometimes I wonder when interactions like this happen, WHY people choose to make things like this the subject of their "small talk". Like...how deeply hateful of a person do you have to be that you can't have a brief interaction with a stranger *to their face* without bringing up a -phobic/-ist hot-button topic? Is it *that* hard to just talk about the weather, sports, work, or happy family stuff (graduations, grandkids, weddings?) ffs.
As a former target employee: yeah some of us are paid to stalk you. I personally can’t remember faces but our AP department had a binder with people and what they stole
Lol, back in my younger days before babies, i once asked my husband why he didn't get jealous when i got hit on (because i constantly got jealous) and he said "its hilarious watching you reject them and then grab my hand to finish your point". Apparently, my "fuck off dude " face makes my husband laugh.
Funniest part about Missouri is that once you enter, even if you leave, you'll find yourself there again someday. It's a weirdly common occurrence. I've met so many 50+ who left the state 25 or more years ago, never planning to return, only to wind up right back in the Gateway to the West for one reason or another. It's genuinely wild. Further proof that Missouri is the Feywild? I think so. I'll add it to my list.
More like Ravenloft. Nobody wants to be there, everyone is depressed, the few that can leave always get pulled back somehow, and I'm fairly sure it's ruled by an eldritch undead monstrosity.
@@solosynapse I thought something similar, once, but there are places better suited to the dreariness of the Demiplanes of Dread. Missouri is a location of chaos, change, bizarre rules, and stranger occurrences. A location where radioactive waste can be buried under concrete and then be turned into a tourist destination for bird watching. A place where pockets of natural desert dot the forests. It's a landscape rife with false monikers, homophones, and loopholes. (The "mountains" aren't mountains, to offer one example.) Why wouldn't the land of the Arch have an Arch Fey? I was not joking about having an entire list. This isn't even half of it. Did you know Missouri once elected a dead guy for Senate? Ah well, for all my teasing, it's actually a wonderful state. Absolutely gorgeous scenery with a lot of good people, a lively music and theatre scene, and plenty of places to visit. Doesn't mean I won't rag on it a little now and then though. But I enjoy it.
The reasons you leave a place at 25 often don't matter as much when you're 50+, and home is home and your roots are where they are I guess. I've known people who moved back to their (undesirable) hometowns to look after aging family members or because they were dealing with health issues of their own and needed care/support from their families. Which are good reasons to make that choice, even if it isn't the one that someone wants to make.
@@MorganMakesThings They are. Home is where the heart is and the heart is with the people you care most about. Many of the people I've met had circumstances that brought them back in spite of most of their connections lying elsewhere. Uniquely, on the more coincidental side of things. Regardless, home can be made anywhere you will it to be.
I'm soon to be 62 yrs old. I have been married 16 yrs and with my hubs for 21 yrs. I have a ton of tattoos. The last few I got done just within the last couple years. I can't believe any parent would say such horrible things to their child....maybe it's time to go NC with mom.
Fun fact: Walmart also lets you steal little things until you’ve racked up a tab of $1000. They do this because any amount less is simply a misdemeanor, but 1000 dollars or more means they can charge you with a felony! They don’t play.
First story so close to my own. Almost 17 years of marriage too. He had knocked up a girl he would visit on business trips. My sons don’t care much for their half-sister. Though I do try to convince them to not take out their anger on her, as I love my half siblings. Luckily I did/do have a good job, just that his paid more. And divorce was finaled just before baby was born. We didn’t realize until after he left, how miserable he made us, so much happier now.
When my kids were really little, I accidentally on purpose stole hairclips. This is the story. My son is four and at preschool. It is late November. I take my 1 year old daughter to a little hole in the wall toy shop that sells bins of cheap stuff for goody bags etc and I go shopping for stocking stuffers. I put my toddler in a carrier on my back because if I stick her in the cart, she grabs stuff and throws it on the floor. So we are shopping and she decides ha ha fun to pull mom's hair, great game. To distract her, I gave her this zippered package of hair clips to hold. I am buying them for her stocking but she is a baby and will not remember. I shop for an hour and then go through the SLOWEST single check out line behind several other people, all paying cash because the debit machine is down. I finally get through, bag, pay, get my stuff out to my van, go to take baby off my back and snap her into her car seat and... hair clips. Well. There ain't no way I am going back in to pay. Sorry store. I felt bad when they went out of business a year later. Hope it was not because of rampant hair clip theft.
People really need to talk more and be more honest with each other in their relationship. If you want to have s*ex with other people, you kind of need to adress that with your partner. It's always better to break up on these terms than cheating.
@@sarahberkner Can we also just point out that she wasn't taking anti-pregnancy precautions while having an affair with a married man? Extra scummy on top of all the rest of it.
i think miserable and scared can be more of a personality trait in a bigot, rather than an assumption about their actual quality of life. The old lady could be living as comfortably as she likes, but being bigoted always makes you a bit more miserable as a person in general.
I grew up in a rural area rife with bigots, and it is just easier to blame one or more minority groups for their have-nots rather than blaming the systemic/institutional power structures that are actually at fault, or (if failing to give them the benefit of the doubt) their own personal failings. My dad (love him, but damn) is textbook.
18:04, I stole something once: I stole six caramels because I thought they were free, I didn’t see the little sign the said “caramel, $1” and this is a local business that doesn’t have a lot of money. I felt so bad for stealing it apparently I cried on the car ride back to our house. I was 5.
I stole a bunch of stuff from a museum gift shop when I was maybe two. My mom was pushing me in my stroller and I was just grabbing things at my eye level. She didn't realize until we were already outside the building
I can confirm that Missouri is terrible. We have people just as crazy as Florida, we’re just more secretive about it. In Florida, their Freedom of Information Act (AKA Sunshine Law) is super broad and makes things like arrest records public. In Missouri, we both have more restrictive Sunshine Law as well as our state government has a tendency to delay information until it no longer interests the public, leading to very few national stories from Missouri.
It’s crazy that people still think tattoos are always bad and don’t look good on your personality. There’s a massive difference between someone with a flower tattoo and a swastika. There’s a big gap. What the tattoo is matters more than having them vs not having them.
I gotta be honest with you, @@LeanAndMean44 - there is not one single place in the US that is anywhere near midnight right now 😂 it's almost midnight in madrid
Just going to say that her daughter owns a small business, is a pre-professional dancer, and is in med-school on a scholarship...and her Mom is focused on whether or not she has or can get a partner. Right now. At age 21. Pretty screwed up and useless priorities, I'd say. Never mind the toxic a$$holery of harping on it right after a bad breakup.
Haha “get ready for the demons in your mind” got me 😂 My husband received an actual “before you get married” dm from a girl he went on 1 date with 6 years ago. Her message was something along the lines of “you are the most handsome person I have ever met” (honestly can’t disagree with her there because he is). I love my husband so much because he had no idea what was going on. He thought she was fishing for a compliment, but just replied with “thanks for the compliment” and left it at that. She didn’t respond (his reply didn’t really give anything to go off of) and he forgot about the whole interaction. I know he loves me fully and doesn’t think about other women, but yes, when we first started dating I felt a little inadequate/that other women were more attractive and would probably hit on him. He was a bouncer at one time and his younger sister went out with friends to the bar he was working. Her friends were like “omg your brother is so hot” and wanted her to hook them up. He told me that on another occasion a drunk woman hit on him telling him he looks like Chris Hemsworth 😂😂 (which is very not accurate but I think it’s hilarious). So, yeah he is good looking and sometimes I feel like he could go out there and find a lot of potential partners, but he chose me and I’m working on being secure in that.
I lived in France for 3 months. Some people try to communicate with you but most people just won't. A lot of people stopped contacting me after i got home. That's so common to feel as a foreigner in France. Do what you can. That's it!
I think he forgot that you can’t just automatically move from another country to ours - both it’s kind of expensive to move from Europe and the immigration laws.
LA is one of the worst places to live in the USA. It's ABSURDLY expensive, the traffic is a nightmare, the taxes are very high, and so are the crime rates. People pay $3million for a small house just to have homeless people pooping on the sidewalk and leaving dirty needles everywhere in front of their house. Plus you can't park a car anywhere without it getting broken into. In the past 5 years there's been a mass immigration of Californians to other states because of those problems. You have to be rich to afford a house almost anywhere in California.
@@Dog_in_tree I own a house near LA, and I'm definitely nowhere near rich. You sound like someone been listening to anti-Cali propaganda, tbh. It's freaky what people who've never been to the state think of our cities. 🤣 Supposedly, the one I live in was on fire, recently. 🤣
Oh yeah, the french story is very familiar. My school has an exchange program and partnered with a school from France, but when my class got there the translators were rude and the french students as well, because the only real option to communicate outside of the translators was english. Speaking english in France, Paris especially also seems to be just a public suicide at that point (highly exaggerating here)
My grandma who traveled a lot taught me her trick for befriending the French. Them: "Parlez-vous francais?" (Do you speak French?) You: "oui!" (Yes!) Them: says something in French and waits for your response. You: "oeuf." (Egg.) Then they'd laugh till they couldn't breath, and she'd have a new French bestie. 😆
My dad lived in Tahiti for two years in the 80's and he always talked about how kind and wonderful all the Tahitians were, they would give you the clothes off their backs. The French people on the island.... not so much....
I find you sort of entertaining to watch but those boing comments at 5:30 were just too much- she was clearly not asking to be sexualités or objectified especially with her mother already shaming her. So gross
As someone that almost got a job as Wally World Loss Prevention (I this day and age of legal green and green alternatives that still test positive for THC I couldn't pass their drug screening for the job) I was told they DO in fact keep a tally of what you walk out with and wait until you hit the limit to be a federal felony. They will also send your picture to other area stores to keep an eye on you and add to the tally.
To the 1st story. A woman also on r/offmychest confessed she contacted a woman a guy had been married to for 17 years(most likely her) and said he had an affair with a co-worker. And that they were having a child. Because she had the hots for him. When him and his wife, divorced she felt bad, but couldnt get herself to tell them, since the marriage couldn't be saved. Saying she doesn't know what to do, since she apparently likes him, but also feel guilty for creating the whole situation..... So yeah, in case you were wondering or think I'm lying. In one of Smosh reads reddit episodes, it is brought up.... My guess is that the husband(confessed). because he couldnt convince her to trust him again and just gave up.
As a french fan I feel seen 😁 also I love hearing people speaking french with accents, especially just random words, it's incredible to my fancy french ears
I have a lot of tattoos and “OH SHIT IS THAT A RASH?” Made me snort, I’ve definitely reacted that way internally when others have gotten tattoos 😂 French people do get really weird about foreigners they love it when you can speak fluently but if you can’t they feel like you’re not trying hard enough.
I remember when I was a kid and we were out of toothpaste at home and I was really self-conscious about my breath smelling. Mom stopped by a store on the way to take me to school. I asked for Cinnamon Altoids (Before they were discontinued) and mom said no. I only pretended to put it back. She didn't find out until she saw it empty in the trash can. Mom took the can to the store and paid for it.
In my state (Wisconsin), child support is based on birth order rather than filing order. But I do think it's really messed up that each "family" isn't paid equally.
OF COURSE it had to be France !!! I'm french by the way, ik my people. I would happily try chatting with someone trying to speak my language. Please do so, you're really brave because it's the hardest really
As a Missourian I am deeply offended 😞 Edit: ok, the only thing that could be fixed is the weather. Fk tornadoes, other than that there’s beautiful hiking trials and Branson, but if you live anywhere away from Kansas City or Branson area I could see why you would want to leave.
i went to France a year or two ago. I had been learning French for years. I used both English and French while there. I am also neurodivergent to the point where it is fairly visible if I am in loud places like restaurants, where I ate at lot of the time (obviously). I have never in my life gotten such dirty stares from literally EVERYBODY before. I'd be sitting there in a restaurant, trying to breath deeply and regulate myself bc again, noise in a restaurant, and someone from another table would look over, and give me a dirty look everytime. By the end of my trip i just stayed in the hotel room the whole day and ordered room service bc I was miserable.
17:48 Daniel’s stuff about Target is completely correct. I used to work the self checkouts there and would often chat with asset protection (aka security) and they told me the same stuff. If we catch you in the act we may ask you to stop but the bigger goal is building rep sheets on reoccurrences. There was someone who would “skip scan” basically scan most of her stuff and pay for it, but miss a couple big ticket items. AP told me to keep an eye on her. We had her name, address and knew the monetary total of merchandise stolen. One time I said “ *Her Name* have a nice day”. Freaked her out so much she stopped
For the stolen groceries one, for me personally, even if I wasn't being watched and no one, til I die and meet Jesus, knew I stole them. I'd still go back in and pay because that's the right thing to do, you don't do good/the right things because you'll get in trouble or whatnot. You do the right thing because it's the right thing. Period.
The story of the lady with the grocery bags sounds like it's in Japan (though you said it was France). I live in Japan. I'm originally German, but everyone assumes American and that comes with it's own slew of issues... In any case, the elderly people here are _extremely_ entitled. It's frustrating to no end. And when you can't speak Japanese as well as they would like, they start talking about you in disparaging ways to your face... except I understand every word. I'm just really bad at _speaking_ it. The honnemae tatemae goes out the window when they think you don't understand them and then it's all loud passive aggressive whispers about "gaijin this" and "gaikokujin that..." Xenophobia is _so much fun!_
Didn't realize there was still a stigma on tattoos, really messed up for their mum to treat her like that, I live in the UK and no one around me has ever cared about tattoos, most people in my area have a tattoo, usually not even in hard to see spots, mostly on arms. Tattoos are in no way indicative of a person's personality, promiscuity or anything. The only things a tattoo will tell you about a person is that they have a tattoo.
“We have two beautiful daughters” *a min and a half later* “our daughters are crushed- YOU HAVE KIDS???”
😂
He tired
He was reading this stuff at midnight with a flight man, give him a break lol
Sunburns will do things to a person
I actually love things like that 😂 it's the more real side of TH-cam. It endears the person to me when they're absent minded and silly like me.😅
I'm French and I don't understand why the French hate others so much. If someone doesn't speak French and speaks, for example, English, I will be so happy. I love it; the accent is cute and helping others is always a pleasure. I hate what we represent.
Uptown Parisians give the rest of the country a bad reputation.
I had a boss from Sicily once who used to praise other countries with strong food cultures, but he always said people from Madrid & Paris were "uptight donkeys, an embarrassment to their countries."
I guess it depends on the City or things like that, my bil is french, once that my sister was visiting him( they are married now) she got discriminated for not speaking french instead English, she was buying groceries... 😶 Just for speaking English while shopping, he had to get out of work to be able of helping her 💁🏻♀️
@@solosynapse Yeah, we don't like people in Paris either; they are so rude. It's so sad, the reputation they give us :(
@@Framokamc Oh God, I'm so sorry for her. I understand the hate toward us! We are so stupid.
@@Artemistopia parisians are mostly non parisians though, lets not say they're all bad, i doubt most of them are the rich brats we think of.
But france has lots of foreigners so shes gonna find someone happy to talk with her im sure, its not like we're all racists.
Lmao ofc its Paris. Parisians do be like that. i can say, as an American who recently lived in France, but not Paris, it's not all the French, its mostly the Parisians. the people of Nantes were lovely and welcoming. Of course, I speak fluent French with a pretty good accent, so that might've been a factor lol, but I told them where I'm from so they knew and were still nice.
They just want people to try to speak French, which I get, but I have people living in my apartment building in Minnesota that can't speak English well and I can't imagine being rude to them about it
tried to ask an old lady if she needed help with her groceries (UPSTAIRS neighbor, and she's handicapped and cant drive, and her ride just dropped her and all her groceries outside and left) i tried to open the door for her and was like do you want some help? she SNAPPED at me. "NO!" so i just triple blinked and closed the front door and walked to my own apartment. like damn lady... just trying to be nice/ considerate
same with japan - they do NOT like foreigners 😭 my dad is trying to find a new house rn, and sooooo many places will refuse him or say like “no foreigners” cuz he’s a foreigner guy
“I’ll never trust you, if you pronounce it like KWASAHN”
These episodes are becoming my favorite
My parents never went through divorce proceedings as they were never married but family court is disgusting.
Gotta love a sunburn plug. Get Dat Bag!
7:16 No, the tattoo culture here is quite positive (in London, at least) however, for every few decent people, there's always a knob or two.
My wife would react like this for not paying.. and i'd be genuenly pissed at her for going back and paying... once i bought 12 corn cob and the cashier forgot to add them to my bill.. best fucking corn i ever eaten. Nothing is quite like the taste of accidently free.
Yall are weird! (Indeed)
안녕 Daniel! Long time fan here. I'd love to know why you were interested in going to South Korea! I'm hoping to go teach English there myself soon, and know some of the pros and cons of staying in that country, as a foreigner from the US. I just hope a nice ajussi teaches me how to cook and I make a few friends 😂
At 6:44 you should try to give advice before the person gets something like that done if they want advice on it. If they didn't ask for opinions or advice on it don't give any. Best to ignore it unless you know them really well and don't want to have them hate it afterwards. At 18:10 i have purposely stolen something but it was a doll bracelet for a barbie sized doll in the floor of a clothing section away from the toys. I was like it is one doll bracelet and no one would miss it. Gave that bracelet to my friend's little sister since she has some barbie dolls and the family couldn't afford new barbie stuff at the time
Tattoos can absolutely be used to tell sexual preferences, for example if a woman has a lesbian flag tattoo she is probably a lesbian.
And if a man has a 🍆 tattooed on his butt then he either lost a drunken bet, or he likes 🍆… probably the first one…
This is true ^^^^^
🤣🤣🤣
You can also explicitly state your preferences in writing with a tattoo, so yeah this indeed is true
Not necessarily- my mom got a US Marine tattoo when my brother joined the Marines. She herself is not a Marine.
"if the divorce isnt final by september" - implies anniversary would be september
"due in june" - means she conceived in september.
not only is this man garbage, he's the whole landfill.
Good catch, there! There are no words…. I really hope this is an experience I never have to live firsthand. I can’t imagine my partner being unfaithful, but I bet a lot of people that get cheated on could’ve said that same thing at one point in their own relationships 😓
I didn't think it could've gotten worse
I don't get what you're saying, I'm guessing she's the one who filed for divorce because she explained she can't live with him. And I don't blame her of course but it might be hard on the kids.
@@sarahberkner He's saying based on what she said that their anniversary is in September based on saying they would be married for so many years by then. And if you go back nine months from June, which is when the other woman's baby is due, means that the conception happened in the previous September month. Which means, the dude slept with this girl around the time of he and his wife's anniversary
@@sarahberkner yeah ive read this back a few times and can see how its not clear. basically the full quote around her talking about if/when the divorce is finalised in sept talks about it being around their anniversary, which sucks, and then she mentions his mistress was/is due in june, and 9 months before then... is september.
so, he got his mistress pregnant around the month of their anniversary. trash bag human being.
As someone who did ballet for fifteen years and has now switched to ballroom dancing in college, any pre-professional dance is a HUGE deal. It essentially means that you are training and performing at the professional level without being paid for that degree of effort. The tattoo girl is essentially going to med school and co-owning a business and managing another full-time job via dance. She’s clinically insane and I live for her
I was thinking the same! I have ballet dancer friends, and know how toxic that world can be as well. Having those tats there and being accepted is also relevant as heck, not only successful, but she likely crushed it
Reminds me of a friend/ex-partner of mine who is an accomplished writer and literature professor by day, but in a past life played semi-pro Rugby, then channeled her athleticism into poll dancing, is now a nationally ranked competitive poll dancer. She is an all-around kind and impressive human.
i'd guess pre-professsional ballet means she's in a classical ballet training program that prepares dancers for a professional career, as opposed to just dancing as a casual hobby
Would she “fall back” into dancing if med school didn’t work out? 😎
Yeah this is right. I dance ballet pre professionally, and it is typically learning from a specific repertoire (RAD, Veganova, etc) and completing leveled exams. It's all classical training before being signed on to a professional studio.
@@Toni_Snarkgenerally with creative types in med schools, the fall back is med school- and many succeed! My dentist was a Julliard degree-holding pianist
@@ethnemillar6430 I'm guessing Yoga is necessary for the flexibility required to do Ballet?
@@MusketeerGwenethmany dancers do yoga, but no, its neither necessary nor required for ballet training
the first story is straight up betrayal and disappointment.
she was friends with him for 4 years, the dated for 4 years and they have been married for 17 years. This shows that he clearly doesn't value her anymore and, in a way he is a coward. After 25 years of knowing somebody, you should be able to tell your actual real feelings and figure it out together. This husband ignored the value and importance of marriage and neglected their relationship.
The husband is absolutely the ahole in this situation.
He’s definitely a coward for not being honest about his feelings, I agree. Divorce hurts no matter how amicably the relationship ends. Cheating on someone is never okay. You talk it out like a goddamn adult. Maybe he just wanted to live a double life and fumbled really hard on managing it.
If someone doesn't want to be with their childhood sweetheart anymore and feels like they "missed out" on playing the field or something, then they should be a decent person and just end the relationship. And if they can't help but be an indecent person and instead be a cheater, the least they can do is take proper measures to not make a baby with their paramour in the process. The levels of failure here...thankfully OP is going to be able to take his lying, cheating a$$ to the cleaners in court.
He got jump scared by a microphone 😂
"SURPRISE MICROPHONE!"
That wasn't a jump scare... 😏
@@LaEmporoar "i'll put you back"
Bro, every musician have microphone related ptsd
@@joachimsrensen7666It's weird that you're right
As a fellow dancer I can confidently say that pre-professional ballet will mean they are in professional classes and training aka investing money into class based learning in the style hoping to join a company x
It is a very serious and often very intense choice to make, so may be why she mentioned it
I feel like it'd be really difficult to balance professional ballet and medical school. They both take up an enormous amount of time and dedication. Not to mention, professional ballet is hell on the body. The horror stories I've heard of dancers basically being abused, deforming their bodies, dancing on broken toes, makes me avoid it like the plague. Ballet is an archaic art, I can't believe it's still something people encourage girls to do.
I’m from the UK and trust me, no decent mother would ever say this. Usually most people have at least one tattoo. Her mum just projecting
Not to mention the fact that tattoos are so mainstream, AND lots of guys (especially the under_35 bracket) are into tattoos now.
Not even that, but for my 19th birthday, my mother OFFERED to pay for my leg sleeve. I haven't gotten it yet a year later, but that's entirely because I can't decide on the style/posing
I looked it up, and in 2018, 40% of UK citizens had at least one tattoo.
@@solosynapse to a degree sure, it's a lot better/more accepted to have tattoos now but it wasn't always. Given the mum in 57, she comes from that generation where tattoos were not acceptable on .. pretty much anyone not in the armed forces or prison and certainly not on women. I'm not saying she's right, far from it. These days though, yes, tattoos are acceptable, cool, liked by the majority of the population - just with a few left-over-stick-in-the-mud folks still trying to hang on to their bigoted ways (like this poor girls mother).
Best advice I ever heard is that if it isn't something the person can change in 15 min, then keep your opinion to yourself. Even your children. My daughter has a ton of tattoos that are *very* visible. Not my thing. But she's a loving, functional adult. So, apparently, tattoos don't prevent people from living productive lives! Her body, her choice. I love her, no matter what.
"No one will ever love you because of your tattoos." Are we in the middle ages? 😂😂😂
No, back then it was definitely sexy and masculine xD
@@loettu 🤣🤣🤣
That's not what she's saying.
She's saying she'll attract too many horny guys, thus making it difficult to find a real good one amongst all of those.
@@ZiggaMau I mean, thats not a joke. in the middle ages tattoos where a status symbol.
If there is a person who couldn't love/respect me because I have tattoos, then they aren't worth having in my life anyway. And that includes my own parents.
The french absolutely hate people who don't speak their language fluently and properly apparently. Such was said by my 75% french mother.
75% french? What does that mean
I'm French, and I actually love when people try.
My granma received people from all over Europe for years and she doesn't speak English at all, they always managed to discuss in a way or another :)
Given our bad level in foreign languages, most of us don't judge.
But yeah, some are rude, especially in Paris.
Since she’s not 100% French, I guess we have to take that with a grain of salt~
@@Toni_Snark IMO it's more about the city she might have experienced.
And even more in the city of Paris, i swear i went and i am from Québec, a french speaking province in Canada and while the majority of people were nice and actually liked our accents, some of them tought we were speaking in english while we were clearly speaking french so it's quite funny. But yeah i think every country like it when tourists talk the same language than them or at least try to🤔
Children are very expensive to raise. That's why money matters when splitting up
💯 single mothers trying to do it all are freaking superwomen. Working multiple jobs and juggling everything that the kids need 😮 I don't know that I could without going crazy. Single fathers are superhuman too, didn't mean to exclude anyone.
@ZiggaMau I definitely don't think I'd be able to make it as a single parent 😅
@@ZiggaMauthe way you worded the first few words, I thought you were a bot and allllmost reported you, I'm very tried sorry
@@JamesLeBuis 😧 a bot 😅 it's ok thanks for not being too quick with the report button 🫂
I can confirm, as someone who lives in Missouri, I would like to leave.
same with ohio. only people who come here are camping or they came here to rot away and die
As a Floridian, get out but please don’t come here
Same bro
I went there to switch from NG to Active Duty, and it's always referred to as Misery
well someones gotta put you outa your missouri
I'm from Missouri. We have SO MANY PEOPLE who come here from so many other places, states, and countries, and I always ask, "But _why?!"._ People in Missouri hate being in Missouri so much we name cities after other places (Mexico, California, Milan, etc). But then since we're from Missouri, we insist on pronouncing those names wrong, because Missouri turns you into a schmuck. We don't even wanna be here. Save yourselves!!
My sister moved to Missouri and it's the high salary and low cost of living. She paid off her mortgage before her student loans lmao
@WMDistraction Damn, that almost makes Misouri seem palatable. Then again, I hail from the dim-witted meth baby of the United States: Florida. So, a lot of places seem like a possible welcome reprieve from this dumpsterfire state
The worst is the meth and fentanyl. It is everywhere. Lost my cousin to heroin and I can't find any sober friends. Missouri is broken.
I visited my son who was stationed in Missouri. I detect no lies being told here. Every “local” I talked to made it a point to mention they “hate it here”. Very depressing. The shuttle drivers, however, were hilarious.
I'm sure there's plenty to do in Missouri! Like, uh...
Uhhhh....
Well, there's... hm.
Hot tip for anyone that's needing food, beyond the food banks or coupons .... If you go to a non-chain store and tell them you're hungry & willing to work for some whatever... They will usually just give it to you & recommend a business that's looking for work. Hell, I got a dope job because I did this in rural FL.
The one about the hot partner hits home! My partner is model hot but doesn't see it. No matter the compliments I give him, he brushes them off like “you only say that cuz you love me” but people ID him as the “hot guy with gorgeous salt n pepper hair” lol he's in his 30s but has the face of a guy in his 20s, with long dark lashes over very warm brown eyes and his hair is going salty in all the right places so he just looks unreal. Damn, I’m married to a babe ☺️
Yes! My husband is stupidly hot, but I don't think he realizes it at all. Even though I tell him.
I'm the only person he's ever dated (and he's the only person I've ever dated.)
@@ceilinh6004cheers to our hot hubbies!
I can relate. My boyfriend is just gorgeous, and he didn't realize how beautiful he was until we got together.
Same! Husband is smokin' hot, he gets hit on all the time and is always a little oblivious to it. It's very charming 😍
I mean this in the most platonic way, but your husband sounds pretty. I love hearing people describing their other half, you can usually feel the love for them through the text 😊
“Im not a relationship expert, but clearly he sucks and he’s stupid”😂❤
"Of course you miss Europe, you went to Missouri " 😂😂😂
Being born and raised in the US and having traveled to several countries in Europe...*I* miss Europe. Scandinavia in particular has better quality food, cleaner air, and significantly less crime and poverty. Though if I could move anywhere, I'd probably pick Dublin.
I dressed as a classic French Mime for Halloween at work and in addition to learning a lot of kids didn't know what mimes are their teacher was a real French person, I don't think she liked it
Why wouldn't she ? We don't find mimes offensive... (depending on how you did it)
It could also be the natural irritation that people have for mimes 😂
"a real French person" makes the teacher sound like a cryptid
@@justaperson4656 Because France is a myth, we don't actually exist.
@@Anonymoew I was worried she would think my costume was a stereotype of a French person and not a mime. I was trying to use clothes I already had and could wear again. I had on my beret, striped shirt, suspenders, black pants, a red scarf and some face paint but not the white foundation just fun eyeliner and lil mustache. To her credit I have autism and I struggle to read social cues, she could've been fine with it. She was with her class so she was preoccupied, it's most likely a complete projection of my anxiety
The best response to the old lady in the last story? "Ugh, there are so many of you foreigners coming here." ...
"Well, you might want to consider that a good thing considering none of your precious Frenchmen bothered to stop to help a feeble old woman struggling with her groceries."
But she's not wrong.
Have you seen how small France is? And yet it's more visited than any other country on Earth.
For reference, France is 17.83 times smaller than the US and yet, according to statista and pretty much every other sources, France has double the amount of visitors each year.
Paris is the most visited place in the world. It's more visited than Mount Fuji or any other paradisiac island currently turning into a wastland because of tourists.
I mean, just look at the state of Paris, there are so many people over there that the city can't even keep up with all the trash piling up.
@@Cipher_Paul You do realise "visiting" and "immigrating" are two completely different words with different meanings, yes?
"Immigration" is moving to another area with the intent to stay there permanently from then on. "Visiting" implies an intention to leave afterwards i.e. tourism.
Even if Paris is the most visited city in the world, that does not say anything about the rate of people immigrating there.
@@Cipher_Paul Having an anti-immigrant rant at an immigrant who offered to help you out of the kindness of their heart is a c*nt move and there is no excuse for it. Sometimes I wonder when interactions like this happen, WHY people choose to make things like this the subject of their "small talk". Like...how deeply hateful of a person do you have to be that you can't have a brief interaction with a stranger *to their face* without bringing up a -phobic/-ist hot-button topic? Is it *that* hard to just talk about the weather, sports, work, or happy family stuff (graduations, grandkids, weddings?) ffs.
As a former target employee: yeah some of us are paid to stalk you. I personally can’t remember faces but our AP department had a binder with people and what they stole
I work in AP and there’s web services to link people stealing from different stores.
As a former target seasonal employee: employees get stalked too and mostly for weird non-illegal things
My husband heard me watching this video and he asked me, "Oh, are you watching the unhinged man?"
Lmao
Lol, back in my younger days before babies, i once asked my husband why he didn't get jealous when i got hit on (because i constantly got jealous) and he said "its hilarious watching you reject them and then grab my hand to finish your point". Apparently, my "fuck off dude " face makes my husband laugh.
YOU'RE NOT INVITED
Missed the music this episode, but still great!
Funniest part about Missouri is that once you enter, even if you leave, you'll find yourself there again someday.
It's a weirdly common occurrence. I've met so many 50+ who left the state 25 or more years ago, never planning to return, only to wind up right back in the Gateway to the West for one reason or another. It's genuinely wild.
Further proof that Missouri is the Feywild? I think so. I'll add it to my list.
More like Ravenloft. Nobody wants to be there, everyone is depressed, the few that can leave always get pulled back somehow, and I'm fairly sure it's ruled by an eldritch undead monstrosity.
@@solosynapse I thought something similar, once, but there are places better suited to the dreariness of the Demiplanes of Dread. Missouri is a location of chaos, change, bizarre rules, and stranger occurrences.
A location where radioactive waste can be buried under concrete and then be turned into a tourist destination for bird watching. A place where pockets of natural desert dot the forests.
It's a landscape rife with false monikers, homophones, and loopholes. (The "mountains" aren't mountains, to offer one example.)
Why wouldn't the land of the Arch have an Arch Fey?
I was not joking about having an entire list. This isn't even half of it. Did you know Missouri once elected a dead guy for Senate?
Ah well, for all my teasing, it's actually a wonderful state. Absolutely gorgeous scenery with a lot of good people, a lively music and theatre scene, and plenty of places to visit. Doesn't mean I won't rag on it a little now and then though. But I enjoy it.
The reasons you leave a place at 25 often don't matter as much when you're 50+, and home is home and your roots are where they are I guess. I've known people who moved back to their (undesirable) hometowns to look after aging family members or because they were dealing with health issues of their own and needed care/support from their families. Which are good reasons to make that choice, even if it isn't the one that someone wants to make.
@@MorganMakesThings They are. Home is where the heart is and the heart is with the people you care most about.
Many of the people I've met had circumstances that brought them back in spite of most of their connections lying elsewhere. Uniquely, on the more coincidental side of things. Regardless, home can be made anywhere you will it to be.
FRANCE!!!!!! ITS FRANCE!!!!!!!!
I'm soon to be 62 yrs old. I have been married 16 yrs and with my hubs for 21 yrs. I have a ton of tattoos. The last few I got done just within the last couple years. I can't believe any parent would say such horrible things to their child....maybe it's time to go NC with mom.
Fun fact: Walmart also lets you steal little things until you’ve racked up a tab of $1000. They do this because any amount less is simply a misdemeanor, but 1000 dollars or more means they can charge you with a felony! They don’t play.
Uh... yes. We watched the same video. Daniel showed this exact information on screen.
@@CaptainSweatpants90 He was talking about Target specifically, not Walmart.
I love that we get a glimpse into “too late to be awake” Daniel in this video, and that it’s just a slightly more unhinged version 😂
First story so close to my own. Almost 17 years of marriage too. He had knocked up a girl he would visit on business trips. My sons don’t care much for their half-sister. Though I do try to convince them to not take out their anger on her, as I love my half siblings.
Luckily I did/do have a good job, just that his paid more.
And divorce was finaled just before baby was born.
We didn’t realize until after he left, how miserable he made us, so much happier now.
"surprise microphone" 💀🤣
When my kids were really little, I accidentally on purpose stole hairclips.
This is the story. My son is four and at preschool. It is late November. I take my 1 year old daughter to a little hole in the wall toy shop that sells bins of cheap stuff for goody bags etc and I go shopping for stocking stuffers.
I put my toddler in a carrier on my back because if I stick her in the cart, she grabs stuff and throws it on the floor. So we are shopping and she decides ha ha fun to pull mom's hair, great game.
To distract her, I gave her this zippered package of hair clips to hold. I am buying them for her stocking but she is a baby and will not remember.
I shop for an hour and then go through the SLOWEST single check out line behind several other people, all paying cash because the debit machine is down.
I finally get through, bag, pay, get my stuff out to my van, go to take baby off my back and snap her into her car seat and... hair clips.
Well. There ain't no way I am going back in to pay. Sorry store.
I felt bad when they went out of business a year later. Hope it was not because of rampant hair clip theft.
I saw the title and immediately knew this would be a good video.
People really need to talk more and be more honest with each other in their relationship. If you want to have s*ex with other people, you kind of need to adress that with your partner. It's always better to break up on these terms than cheating.
Also, no one talks about the other lady being a scumbag (I'm calling her that) if she knew he was married.
@@sarahberkner She likely did know - she was his coworker and evidently his other coworkers knew he was married
@@sarahberkner Can we also just point out that she wasn't taking anti-pregnancy precautions while having an affair with a married man? Extra scummy on top of all the rest of it.
14:37 as a Missouri resident, there’s a reason we call it Misery
i think miserable and scared can be more of a personality trait in a bigot, rather than an assumption about their actual quality of life. The old lady could be living as comfortably as she likes, but being bigoted always makes you a bit more miserable as a person in general.
Agreed. It seems to be an inherent trait of being a bigot.
I grew up in a rural area rife with bigots, and it is just easier to blame one or more minority groups for their have-nots rather than blaming the systemic/institutional power structures that are actually at fault, or (if failing to give them the benefit of the doubt) their own personal failings. My dad (love him, but damn) is textbook.
18:04, I stole something once: I stole six caramels because I thought they were free, I didn’t see the little sign the said “caramel, $1” and this is a local business that doesn’t have a lot of money. I felt so bad for stealing it apparently I cried on the car ride back to our house. I was 5.
I stole a bunch of stuff from a museum gift shop when I was maybe two. My mom was pushing me in my stroller and I was just grabbing things at my eye level. She didn't realize until we were already outside the building
"People in missouri want to LEAVE." *sighs in stuck in missouri*
Welcome to the club 💀
I'm Canadian, and my kids call me mum/mummy.
In comment sections, people often treat it like a mispelled word, but it isn't. 😂
Daniel: I'm tired 😩
Daniel: who cares?!? 😂😂
im about a minute into this video and its already wildin. this gonna be good💀
By the way, I love the way you say "Croissant", even if it's WRONG (hehe), it's cute.
(Cap'tain French here)
(And it's easier than you think, just don't pronounce the final 't'. CROI - SSAN (t) )
Just “captain” or “cap’n”
@@Toni_Snark See ^^' Thanks !
cwaso
I can confirm that Missouri is terrible. We have people just as crazy as Florida, we’re just more secretive about it. In Florida, their Freedom of Information Act (AKA Sunshine Law) is super broad and makes things like arrest records public. In Missouri, we both have more restrictive Sunshine Law as well as our state government has a tendency to delay information until it no longer interests the public, leading to very few national stories from Missouri.
I'm binging your stuff today. It's like watching my brain on TH-cam. It's strangely calming.
It’s crazy that people still think tattoos are always bad and don’t look good on your personality.
There’s a massive difference between someone with a flower tattoo and a swastika.
There’s a big gap. What the tattoo is matters more than having them vs not having them.
Wow a Daniel Thrasher video that didn't come iut at Midnight in the US.... Love ur vids Daniel.
It’s midnight somewhere in the US
@@LeanAndMean44 really omg!?! It's just not midnight in Texas for once.
@@Tuckerty-zb5knwell I just meant to say the us has more than one time zone
Oh aight bet. Thanks.
I gotta be honest with you, @@LeanAndMean44 - there is not one single place in the US that is anywhere near midnight right now 😂 it's almost midnight in madrid
"he's allergic to ink" that's HILARIOUS
that mom is so jealous of her daughter and her accomplishments. thats why she tries to tear her down and has never given her a "bravo" in her life
Just going to say that her daughter owns a small business, is a pre-professional dancer, and is in med-school on a scholarship...and her Mom is focused on whether or not she has or can get a partner. Right now. At age 21. Pretty screwed up and useless priorities, I'd say. Never mind the toxic a$$holery of harping on it right after a bad breakup.
Daniel’s super power is a surprise microphone that connects to all speakers in a 5 mile radius.
To cause mass hysteria/confusion.
Haha “get ready for the demons in your mind” got me 😂 My husband received an actual “before you get married” dm from a girl he went on 1 date with 6 years ago. Her message was something along the lines of “you are the most handsome person I have ever met” (honestly can’t disagree with her there because he is). I love my husband so much because he had no idea what was going on. He thought she was fishing for a compliment, but just replied with “thanks for the compliment” and left it at that. She didn’t respond (his reply didn’t really give anything to go off of) and he forgot about the whole interaction. I know he loves me fully and doesn’t think about other women, but yes, when we first started dating I felt a little inadequate/that other women were more attractive and would probably hit on him. He was a bouncer at one time and his younger sister went out with friends to the bar he was working. Her friends were like “omg your brother is so hot” and wanted her to hook them up. He told me that on another occasion a drunk woman hit on him telling him he looks like Chris Hemsworth 😂😂 (which is very not accurate but I think it’s hilarious). So, yeah he is good looking and sometimes I feel like he could go out there and find a lot of potential partners, but he chose me and I’m working on being secure in that.
I lived in France for 3 months. Some people try to communicate with you but most people just won't. A lot of people stopped contacting me after i got home. That's so common to feel as a foreigner in France. Do what you can. That's it!
ITS ALWAYS FRANCE
More precisely, Paris.
Dude really just said "move to LA" therefore you can't trust any of his advice lol
I think he forgot that you can’t just automatically move from another country to ours - both it’s kind of expensive to move from Europe and the immigration laws.
@@caseyjc5 the commenter was just joking abt LA they are not actually saying you cannot trust his advice
LA is one of the worst places to live in the USA. It's ABSURDLY expensive, the traffic is a nightmare, the taxes are very high, and so are the crime rates. People pay $3million for a small house just to have homeless people pooping on the sidewalk and leaving dirty needles everywhere in front of their house. Plus you can't park a car anywhere without it getting broken into. In the past 5 years there's been a mass immigration of Californians to other states because of those problems. You have to be rich to afford a house almost anywhere in California.
Seemed more like he was just making a comparison to the tatoo culture in the us than making a serious suggestion
@@Dog_in_tree I own a house near LA, and I'm definitely nowhere near rich.
You sound like someone been listening to anti-Cali propaganda, tbh. It's freaky what people who've never been to the state think of our cities. 🤣 Supposedly, the one I live in was on fire, recently. 🤣
Thank you for teaching me how to pronounce KHWOAHUO
Oh yeah, the french story is very familiar. My school has an exchange program and partnered with a school from France, but when my class got there the translators were rude and the french students as well, because the only real option to communicate outside of the translators was english. Speaking english in France, Paris especially also seems to be just a public suicide at that point (highly exaggerating here)
My grandma who traveled a lot taught me her trick for befriending the French.
Them: "Parlez-vous francais?" (Do you speak French?)
You: "oui!" (Yes!)
Them: says something in French and waits for your response.
You: "oeuf." (Egg.)
Then they'd laugh till they couldn't breath, and she'd have a new French bestie. 😆
My dad lived in Tahiti for two years in the 80's and he always talked about how kind and wonderful all the Tahitians were, they would give you the clothes off their backs. The French people on the island.... not so much....
I find you sort of entertaining to watch but those boing comments at 5:30 were just too much- she was clearly not asking to be sexualités or objectified especially with her mother already shaming her. So gross
Those daughters are gonna forever connect their own half-brother to their parents divorce.
2:04 "i really dislike the beach"
Because of all the SAND
“Some of you watching this aren’t even 17 years old” - Yip, you caught me…
I'm not judging. But if you are not a furry you prolly should look up what yip means and see if that's actually what you meant to use here^^
@@BROOKEZ12 I just like his prank song and think it’s funny
@@sophiel787 okie dokie then, enjoy~
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"He picked you for a reason" I needed to hear that today lol
As someone that almost got a job as Wally World Loss Prevention (I this day and age of legal green and green alternatives that still test positive for THC I couldn't pass their drug screening for the job) I was told they DO in fact keep a tally of what you walk out with and wait until you hit the limit to be a federal felony. They will also send your picture to other area stores to keep an eye on you and add to the tally.
To the 1st story.
A woman also on r/offmychest confessed she contacted a woman a guy had been married to for 17 years(most likely her) and said he had an affair with a co-worker. And that they were having a child. Because she had the hots for him.
When him and his wife, divorced she felt bad, but couldnt get herself to tell them, since the marriage couldn't be saved.
Saying she doesn't know what to do, since she apparently likes him, but also feel guilty for creating the whole situation.....
So yeah, in case you were wondering or think I'm lying. In one of Smosh reads reddit episodes, it is brought up....
My guess is that the husband(confessed). because he couldnt convince her to trust him again and just gave up.
Well the truth will come out one way or another eventually. Your kids' half-sibling doesn't just completely disappear.
@@rmb6037 Yeah
As a french fan I feel seen 😁 also I love hearing people speaking french with accents, especially just random words, it's incredible to my fancy french ears
Totally agree ;) "rendez-vous" always gets me, not in a mocking way but on the contrary it's charming
I have a lot of tattoos and “OH SHIT IS THAT A RASH?” Made me snort, I’ve definitely reacted that way internally when others have gotten tattoos 😂
French people do get really weird about foreigners they love it when you can speak fluently but if you can’t they feel like you’re not trying hard enough.
I remember when I was a kid and we were out of toothpaste at home and I was really self-conscious about my breath smelling. Mom stopped by a store on the way to take me to school. I asked for Cinnamon Altoids (Before they were discontinued) and mom said no. I only pretended to put it back. She didn't find out until she saw it empty in the trash can.
Mom took the can to the store and paid for it.
In my state (Wisconsin), child support is based on birth order rather than filing order. But I do think it's really messed up that each "family" isn't paid equally.
daniel you're missing the forest for the trees: you get an allowance of how much shit you can steal from target.
I LOVE THAT *Slap*
Piano: 🎹😢
OF COURSE it had to be France !!! I'm french by the way, ik my people. I would happily try chatting with someone trying to speak my language. Please do so, you're really brave because it's the hardest really
When I saw French btw. I thought it was an arch btw joke. I use arch btw
Hey D, have you been working out 😂 you look good friend!!! Have a nice flight!
As a Missourian I am deeply offended 😞
Edit: ok, the only thing that could be fixed is the weather. Fk tornadoes, other than that there’s beautiful hiking trials and Branson, but if you live anywhere away from Kansas City or Branson area I could see why you would want to leave.
Lady wut the fu-😂
Knew each other for 25 years. I turned 26 this year. I can’t even imagine
No mini songs in this one ☹️ 3/10
PLOT TWIST: there is an old french lady who preys upon unsuspecting tourists to take her shopping back home EVERYDAY.
what an old french AH.
i went to France a year or two ago. I had been learning French for years. I used both English and French while there. I am also neurodivergent to the point where it is fairly visible if I am in loud places like restaurants, where I ate at lot of the time (obviously). I have never in my life gotten such dirty stares from literally EVERYBODY before. I'd be sitting there in a restaurant, trying to breath deeply and regulate myself bc again, noise in a restaurant, and someone from another table would look over, and give me a dirty look everytime. By the end of my trip i just stayed in the hotel room the whole day and ordered room service bc I was miserable.
Funny thing is, I live in Arkansas and we have to go to Missouri for anything fun to do.
Arkansas is like hell on earth, tbf.
@@JaxonNobles-u1q I wouldn't say that, but it gets pretty boring sometimes.
At least yall got nice scenery 😭
17:48 Daniel’s stuff about Target is completely correct. I used to work the self checkouts there and would often chat with asset protection (aka security) and they told me the same stuff. If we catch you in the act we may ask you to stop but the bigger goal is building rep sheets on reoccurrences. There was someone who would “skip scan” basically scan most of her stuff and pay for it, but miss a couple big ticket items. AP told me to keep an eye on her. We had her name, address and knew the monetary total of merchandise stolen. One time I said “ *Her Name* have a nice day”. Freaked her out so much she stopped
The idea of hypnogogic imagery is so foreign to me. I go straight from conscious thought to fully asleep with no in-between.
I had to go back and listen to that part again because I was like excuse me I must hear this information again. I didn’t know that was a thing.
For the stolen groceries one, for me personally, even if I wasn't being watched and no one, til I die and meet Jesus, knew I stole them.
I'd still go back in and pay because that's the right thing to do, you don't do good/the right things because you'll get in trouble or whatnot. You do the right thing because it's the right thing. Period.
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That South Korean thing sounds like a zoo but with Americans 💀
Ah , offmychest, also known as untrueoffmychest
The story of the lady with the grocery bags sounds like it's in Japan (though you said it was France). I live in Japan. I'm originally German, but everyone assumes American and that comes with it's own slew of issues... In any case, the elderly people here are _extremely_ entitled. It's frustrating to no end. And when you can't speak Japanese as well as they would like, they start talking about you in disparaging ways to your face... except I understand every word. I'm just really bad at _speaking_ it. The honnemae tatemae goes out the window when they think you don't understand them and then it's all loud passive aggressive whispers about "gaijin this" and "gaikokujin that..." Xenophobia is _so much fun!_
Didn't realize there was still a stigma on tattoos, really messed up for their mum to treat her like that, I live in the UK and no one around me has ever cared about tattoos, most people in my area have a tattoo, usually not even in hard to see spots, mostly on arms.
Tattoos are in no way indicative of a person's personality, promiscuity or anything. The only things a tattoo will tell you about a person is that they have a tattoo.
I honestly think it's just bitter old people who think of tattoos like that...
@@jonnnnniejyou know what thought did? Thought wrong