AAANNND I turned into a 13 year old today, trying to chat up a fellow! "I used to have a cat. He was knock-kneed so he couldn't jump very high." Really won him over. Oy.
Oh my god! I was such a maniuplative kid i was forced to take a vow of silence by a cult of fog worshipping mushroom rubbers. "Hi ami, do you want to play barbie dolls!?" "Barbie dolls dont EXIST. They're secretly in a parallel dimension." "Hi, ami, do you want to play warhammer?" "Warhammer doesnt EXIST. It's secretly in a parallel dimension," and so on. Guess what else i sent to a parallel dimension? Sex. Dogs. Sweet tomato ketchup. That five minutes just before the school bell that feels like that time Buffy Summers was kidnapped to a russian hell of Models doing hard labor.
I love how I literally googled "ELLO SUE... DO YOU LIKE BREAD?" and this came up. Fantasic.
Yup. God bless modern technology.
"Why?" "I don't know, he said a word we didn't understand"
and he won at Scrabble with it 😂
Too real. 😂
and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!
TRULY, ONE OF THE FUNNIEST GUYS ON THE ENTIRE FRIGGIN' PLANET.
"Uncle Jim" was exactly why Eddie Izzard was a brilliant, stand up comic! 🤪♥️
I've already seen this but Game Grumps brought me back.
hello, sue...ive got legs...d'you like bread? haha dress to kill is his best...seen the whole thing multiple times, it never gets old haha.
"byeeee! ....I love you!"
AAANNND I turned into a 13 year old today, trying to chat up a fellow! "I used to have a cat. He was knock-kneed so he couldn't jump very high." Really won him over.
Oy.
How are you doing these days then?
oh hey ur a year older than me i think. neat
You’d be 23 now. Probably don’t even have this account anymore, I know I don’t have the same accounts I did 10 years ago. 😂
This aged so well.
You know it's good when you lose your breath. I'm hyperventilating but I'm having a good time. 😂
I've got legs.
Oh my god! I was such a maniuplative kid i was forced to take a vow of silence by a cult of fog worshipping mushroom rubbers.
"Hi ami, do you want to play barbie dolls!?"
"Barbie dolls dont EXIST. They're secretly in a parallel dimension."
"Hi, ami, do you want to play warhammer?"
"Warhammer doesnt EXIST. It's secretly in a parallel dimension," and so on.
Guess what else i sent to a parallel dimension?
Sex.
Dogs.
Sweet tomato ketchup.
That five minutes just before the school bell that feels like that time Buffy Summers was kidnapped to a russian hell of Models doing hard labor.
What is an executive transvestite? :) btw his style is brilliant!
What a legend!
I catch contagious America sometimes. Once I had a mad high-fiving hand and I high-fived everyone, for very flimsy excuses
grumpy grump
this is when I fell in love with Eddie.
ah susan i really kinda fancy you....xD
My nephew got teased about doing this with a girl he likes
grump
not so grump
+Beta 40 and we're the game grumps
+JacobFair at age 6 I was born without a face
It's snowing on Mt Fuji.
drump
this is adorable, i'd like a follow up on the fellow situation
Puberty is the root cause of gun crimes in the US? An over simplification, Eddie.
The moral of the story - always carry a french loaf.
@NoNameArtist89 A transvestite who does not live in a cave. :D :D You have to see the whole 2 hours.
3:56 - I did. It didn't help.
I love you, I love YOU, I LOVE YOU EDDIE!!!
grump life
ill pup
Eddie is so sexie, i didn't even have legs when i first saw him on the TV.
He is now a she. And she is wonderfully funny.
No he's still a he and always will be.
no he's still male.... he's a transvestite NOT transgender...
The last I heard, the pronouns are she/her.
@@chloedevereaux1801 no, she came out as transgender... she uses she/her pronouns and changed her name to Suzy Eddie Izzard
He said he would prefer she but is not really bothered if people use he….. so doesn’t matter to him.
Back when he was funny and a man that just wore make up ……
He used to be hilarious! Unfortunately his pronouns are now Has/Was.
i love this man XD