When you expect a rationalized answer from someone so that you can debunk his claims and try to bring him on your side but all you get instead is a simple "f**you and because I feel like it so what??" 😂
Endlessly woven into the vast and unfathomable tapestry of the cosmic continuum, transcending all temporal bounds and writing. A time for liberation, and the path to rationality.
So when Spider Man woke up, he was gay? I don't understand why the titles to these videos use a past-tense verb as an adjective. I forgot, to argue with myself, gay means happy. So homosexual is the best way to describe these videos.
That conversation between Peter and Harry is the funniest shit I saw in a while 😂 Not only what Harry is saying but also his straight face while he's saying it and Peters reaction 😂 Also the people infront of the cafe are walking backwards.
I've been binging this channel the last few days. I don't remember the last time I regularly and consistently laighed so hard to the point of breathlessness and wheezing 😂😂😂😂. All your videos are both insane and ridiculous and hysterical ❤
the entire beginning sequence of him in class is just too perfect, even mouthing “fuck you!” to gwen is just amazingly edited, this dude has gone so far with his editing skills in such a short amount of time lol
I mean there is a reason why Dr.connors chose gwen instead of peter 😂😂.Even though he offers peter another chance but little did he know he already had the anti gay symbiote and was too late 😂😂.
"what are you doing, Parker?"
"your mom tonight."
Cinema
"Jesus parker, you're a mother**©k"
Top 10 moments in flim history
😂😂😂
Eddie is right, he indeed a mother****
1:52 Eddie was right about him
“They’re fucking assholes” caught me off guard 💀
all gays get it in the end
@@Monkchelle_Kongbama Why wasn't I told?
Took me a second 😂
There's 2 meanings behind it, literally and figuratively.
@@DarkAnims 😂😂
Anti-gay symbiote
Gonna develop it asap
I feel like the "straight symbiote" can work, too, as a name.
19 inches
@@justinveron698 anti-gay hits hard though
@@eradict yeah that's fair. Haha.
"Because they're fucking assholes" that's genius
That's literally the best part man 😂 even the way he says it it's hilarious!!!
I lost it. I gotta use that with my not-overly-sensitive friends
300th like
@@thunderboltproductionsshpk as a gay man, I agree that the "asshole" is the best part.. of the movie script ofcourse.
The truth hurts… a long with they’re assholes.
“You want gayness?, look in the mirror”
I’m using this from now on
we not gonna talk about how Venom went into Peter Parker and Pete became straight
@@HolyNamednope
This is advanced PHD in Bully Maguire Spiderology
@@HolyNamedthe thing is its probably She-Venom thats why Peter turned straight.
I'm honestly just wondering. In what context would you use that, though?
Harry: "life without girls is a pain in the ass"
Peter: "what?"
That line is genius 👍🏿
You forgot the man, man.
I missed the part when that's MY problem.
@@gusfring6887 but life without girl that's not mean life with men right, right?
Life with girls can be a pain in the ass too
“They can’t think straight”
I laughed more than I should’ve at that part 😂
What about the sheer veracity of the fact that they do indeed fuck assholes?
Don't forget they're also fucking assholes
The "tries to think straight" part and just giving up and walking out did it for me
When you expect a rationalized answer from someone so that you can debunk his claims and try to bring him on your side but all you get instead is a simple "f**you and because I feel like it so what??" 😂
that's way gay people are bad at math
(math is cartesian, its straight)
"you want some gayness?"
"Go look in the mirror"
I'm crying
Gonna put some Rainbow in your eye...
The fact that they made rainbows about the LGBTQ. 😂😂 Way to brainwash people
I laughed more than I should’ve at that 😭
Rainbow is not white and sticky 🤔
I thought Peter would say "I'm gonna put some gay in your eyes" 😂
Gonna put some pride in your eyes😂
“Tries to think straight” 😂
What are you doing
"Your mom tonight 🗿"
Well that proves he ain’t gay no more.
“They’re Fucking assholes” and “can’t think straight” destroyed me 😆
The truth hurts… a long with they’re assholes.
We got gay-man 3 before GTA6
We got the whole trilogy after the trailer, man....
at this point I dont care and not waiting lol
We got GTA 7 before GTA 6
@@KisnowarReal
I hope everyone who wants to play GTA 6 gets a good device to run GTA 6 before GTA 6
Peter and Gwen competing for some PP, is a battle that Spider-Man fans are not ready.
In this universe Spiderman is the one who throws Gwen from the bridge, Green Goblin is shocked meanwhile.
😂
@@drdoom5516😂
"thot daughter or gay son"
me: (being just like that professor, both end up under the table anyways).
😂👌🏻
Adding shalom as phone call getting make perfect sense.
That was in the original actually, what did Raimi mean by it?
😂😂😂😂
Harry is beign the best character in the franchise as always.
Harry: "They love me"
@@milk9817
This is where the fun begins!
(He is voiced by Matt Lanter , so he can say that)
Thanks I work hard
@@Harry-et7dcI meant Harry OSBORN. Not Harry POTTAH.
Endlessly woven into the vast and unfathomable tapestry of the cosmic continuum, transcending all temporal bounds and writing. A time for liberation, and the path to rationality.
0:13 😂😂😂 bully Maguire doing his stuff
I love the reaction of Peter when Harry say he can't think straight 🤣
And Harry's reaction: "see what I mean" 😂
"I'm gonna cry!"
Peter: I'm something of a gay myself
Me: I missed the part where that's my problem
😂😂😂
thats goblins line
Harry Assporn: The final boss of straightness
Hairy Assporn
The goat of this franchise
@@luckypirate6365 lmao
Norman Assporn would be so disappointed in him
@@luckypirate6365gayest of all time.
"Peter, what are you doing?"
"Your mom tonight"
Had me rolling on the floor 🤣
0:44 Harry makes some fine points here
Indeed they are F*CKING assholes
A great thinker of the philosophical mind.
As the kids today would say “Ay yo, let him cook.”
So when Spider Man woke up, he was gay? I don't understand why the titles to these videos use a past-tense verb as an adjective. I forgot, to argue with myself, gay means happy. So homosexual is the best way to describe these videos.
Fr Bro A Lot Of Queers Are Heterophobic And Acephobic
The newspaper should actually be The Daily Bulge 🤪
People walking backwards when they can is surely something.
Bully Maguire is so meta he changed the whole genre 😭
Norman: I'm something of a gay myself.
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem!
"They're fucking assholes." has a whole new meaning now. 😂
1:01 this expression from Harry 💀💀💀
Harry: "Peter, did you hear about those hormones that make guys behave manly?"
Peter: "'I missed the part where that's my problem.'"
spider man if it was made in 2024:
You mean, MCU Spider-Man?
Not enough blackwashing
ha
ha
ha
Turning around kissing at dude is wild af😂😂😂
Your friendly niberhood homosexual 😘
@DeadBlackRoses neighbourhood*
Niber is our word but you can call me nibba
@@P.sherman45niberhood*
Here to play with your kids
@@Cryharderfruitcakes Gayborhood*
That conversation between Peter and Harry is the funniest shit I saw in a while 😂 Not only what Harry is saying but also his straight face while he's saying it and Peters reaction 😂
Also the people infront of the cafe are walking backwards.
"i dont feel gay anymore"
yeah cause you are black
Love the fact how goblin & goblin jr fell for the same guy Peter💀
VENOM IS STRAIGHT
Nah he's gay. Has kids and the only person he could get kids from is Eddie.
@@plizmaticpiercehell no
@@kinderboah haha was just making a joke man. We all know he ain't gay.
@@plizmaticpierce Symbiotes are sexless and multiple without any sex
@@libertyprime1614 It was a joke 😂
1:28 19 inches of venom was too much for peter that it made him straight
Scared straight lol.
2:00 "you want gayness? look in the mirror" the best gayish line the world has ever seen!
0:30 Harry: "You knew this was coming, Pete!"
Peter: "How do you know i was *coming* for you?"
Harry: "What?"
Peter: I can't think straight. Harry: I missed the part, where that's my problem.
Harry:So Where have you been pal, you don't return my calls?
Peter:I've been mewing...
Harry:Trying to look like a Gay-gachad?
"No gay deed goes unpunished". 😂😂😂
Good on that symbiote helping Peter think straight. He’s going to pass that class with flying colours now!
i fucking died at the cafe scene🤣
"No gay deed goes unpunished" 😆
2:02 this is so bully maguire
Liberal-Man 3
“No gay deed goes unpunished” is heinous work lmao
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Trying to get the human spider pin"
Harry was gay before the Anti-gay serum
Ngl human spider should become the next spiderman director
I've been binging this channel the last few days. I don't remember the last time I regularly and consistently laighed so hard to the point of breathlessness and wheezing 😂😂😂😂. All your videos are both insane and ridiculous and hysterical ❤
With straight powers comes straight thinking
Venom transformed him into a sigma male 🗿
"I never thought he'd really do that"
1:41 RDJ cameo, nice.
HARRY WITH ARNOLD'S TERMINATOR THEME GOES HARD. HUMAN SPIDER HAS STILL GOT THE MOVES.
Finally, a good ending.
Mfs after Pride month is over: 1:28
James Franco saying "No gay deed goes unpunished" is ironic 💀😂
the entire beginning sequence of him in class is just too perfect, even mouthing “fuck you!” to gwen is just amazingly edited, this dude has gone so far with his editing skills in such a short amount of time lol
Peter can finally drive his motorcycle straight.
High Harry: why do you hate pin beggers so much?
THS: They are basically begging to be inserted.
"With Great Pride🤡...Comes Great Rainbow🌈" - Uncle Ben
I love how “they’re fucking assholes” can be taken both ways
"I'm done trying to convince you"
This is so well edited, you keep putting out bangers man. These videos are really special.
His answer on the phone at 2:07 sent me in heavens 🤣🤣🤣
I just knew he'd keep in the shalom 😂
0:10 my favorite moment
Our favorite moment 😊
The fact that everyone in front of the Diner is walking backwards 😂
0:51
W Harry!!😭
I was actually waiting for the super-gay symbiote😂😂
This had character development. Everything. 🙌
It came full circle 😌
0:35 This Is Hilarious, OMG 😂😂😂
" Look in the miror "
"That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?"
And in the end, Peter and Harry both became Chads, starting the Chad-man trilogy. It's a wonderful loop.
"I was wondering if you would be up for some gay action tonight" OMG, I remembered his role in 'Happiness' 💀💀
Lmao this was brilliant! I imagine in this universe Little Goblin Jr. will save Peter in the end because he realises his love for him
This is 100% gonna be plot of the new Spider-Man
I can't believe he just, flipped her off.
"Anti-Gay Serum: COMPLETE!" 😂😂😂😂 TOP!
"I pinned your mom Last night" - The human spider
0:46 based AF
Harder choices require strongest wills
~Thanos
"Tightest a55es require hardest pps"
The strongest willies*
You want gayness, look in the mirror. Cracked me up.
“What’s this?”
“I don’t feel unpinned anymore”
Goblin Jr. is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
Honeslty i just recently came across this channel but its so funny, i hope more videos regularly come out like this, i miss good content.
We not gonna talk about how Venom went into Peter Parker and became straight, Once you go black, you don't go back
I love how Harry was so disgusted by Peter that he had to inhale the anti-gay serum just to make sure he won't turn gay himself.
Harry: "They also can't think straight. You know that?" Bro Harry became savage in that moment💀
I mean there is a reason why Dr.connors chose gwen instead of peter 😂😂.Even though he offers peter another chance but little did he know he already had the anti gay symbiote and was too late 😂😂.
Is no one gonna talk about how Eddie called Peter a mother F’er with such passion and anger? 😂
It's your friendly neighborhood homosexual 💀
"They're fucking assholes"
Mind.Blown
1:09 They can’t think straight 😂🤣
*tries to think straight*
LMAOOOOOOOO
bananero version:
- Harry: Te voy a romper el 0rt0.
- Peter: Ay dale!...
- Harry: *lanza un golpe*
- Peter: Ay pero dame un besito primero!
JAJAJJAJA
Saapeeee
Abuela soy putaso
1:59 wasted opportunity
-you want gayness?
-get religion
Tries to think straight sent me