@@nhagan001 hahaha I'm 100% with you that was easily one of my favorite drama times. People at work kept staring at me cause I couldn't stop laughing 😂
"why are you in this guild?" simon: "im real life bros with greg and his wife solil might cause issues if i leave, she is just as bad irl as she is in game" "ok...let me rephrase that question... why is greg married to that thing?"
ive only recently started watching drama time and have caught up on the last year or so. They have really opened my eyes to the amount of officers/players that are on a complete power trip from a tiny bit of responsibility and take it way too seriously.
Never tuned into Drama time Fridays ( if that's when they're scheduled ) but this came up on my Suggestions and after watching this whole Video from start to finished, i have never laughed to hard and related to something like this before. The story was brilliant and couldn't of been narrated by anyone better. Loved it.
I'm a bit surprised so many people hate leveling so much. Kinda sucks that its being completely removed in any meaningful way though this super speed 6hrs to max thing in BfA. It is in no way filling the desire to go through the journey of leveling for those of us who like it. I thought a good buff to heirlooms would have solved the issue without removing the journey for those who wanted it.
@@OnlineSarcasmFails I know what you're saying and I've considered it differently perhaps. I'm honestly looking forward to making a few characters for each 'expansion'. Allied races through Draenor with garrisons, maybe a monk through Pandaria, Northrend as a fresh priest, etc. I'm really excited to experience them as a whole again - rather than right, that's me finished Shadowmoon intro and Gorgrond bonus areas, time to hit Legion!
I've done it with my brother, it was fun, but he gives up to easily, and gets bored, he's stopped and started a couple times, I've just gotten used to the idea that it's just a bit of brother time, no real hard core play just dicking around
*Solil:* "LOYALTY! We value loyalty in this guild! *This is betrayal!!!*" *Infiltrator: " **_Betrayal?!_** In truth, it is **_I_** who was betrayed. Still I am hunted. Still I am hated. Now my blind eyes see what others cannot. That sometimes the hand of fate must be forced!!"*
OMG Preach I laugh so fing hard during your Drama Time videos. I’m old enough to be your Grandfather and an absolutely horrible WOW player. I get kicked out of groups so often I turn the # into a quest line. Thank you so much!☕️🐸
Normal progression my friends is where you finish the raid in one night, with IRL friends, one of them resubsribed just for this one night logs in in blue gear and does 10k dps. You will have one wipe in the second to last boss and 3 in azshara. Meanwhile on of your frends keeps talking about how he didn't found robots in MECHAGON ISLAND to finish a daily quest. This is normal progression.
By far best drama time, laughed my socks off. Keep it up. Happy pickles day . I dont think that i will ever be able to eat pickles without remembering this. LOYALTY TO PICKLES
Man, if this is the typical guild experience I can understand why people think guilds are outdated. I've been in the same guild since 2008 and the guild has been around since a month after Vanilla launch. No problems here.
The Infiltrator.. Soli is either a dependa wife or was a dependa daughter.. the attitude so matches with the dependa memes.. shes the Queen of the World and expects all to bow
This is.. exactly the guild I was in, back on Wyrmrest Accord. The guild officers were all together and used RCloot council. I didn't really think about it at the time, but the only place I got loot from (during legion) was from personal rolls or bonus rolls. All the loot got funneled to the officers. ..man.. the price I paid for just wanting to be part of something.
Preach! So many stories, thank you for all the entertainments! Would you every try up producing these crazy guild introductions into "The Guild Pitch" videos in the style of Screen Rant's "Pitch Meeting" ?
Heroic Ashvane was the last straw with my guild too, I told them we needed to catch all of the bubbles during the shield phase and ignore them during the kill phase, save all of our cooldowns and lust for the kill phase and they just would not listen, I was even an officer and they just were stuck in their ways. I did this for 3 weeks before they finally listened and we downed it that pull... I grabbed my loot and gquit right there
sounds like the guild i raid lead for back in uldir, had almost no say in anything because gm didnt want me to bench people and shit so we struggled on every fgucking heroic boss, of course when i left they started talking shit about " how bad i was" which was fine, because i ended up going from hard stuck 4/9 HEROIC bod to 5/9 mythic BoD within a week XD
I agree preach! Soloin visions on my main (ret usually but recently changed) proc pally is hella fun, keeping up with ranks is easy, wish i could get the mail muncher mount rare to spawn from mail boxes but im okay with the solo farm as is.
In Rift our GM & his wife both left b/c she was about to give birth, they were not insane, I & a girl were the two officers since we both got people together to do shit, raiding, attacking the other city, that would pull our whole side where we're end up making them run away from their own city, it was fun. But when they left they pass GM to me & said that the girl officer & I would be co-leaders, everyone I knew when hysterical knowing she was a nut case, that they all knew me from mmo's we played before this, that I would drive her insane with just a few weeks. In Rift the mages all used a two handed weapon since there was zero off hand weapons, tons of amazing 1st hand weapons, but they were all useless. There were two raids of equal level gear, & both were just as hard once you knew them. We had a guild teamspeak, & we had one since a few games back. Miss Piggy say she wasn't going to be around for this upcoming weekend since it was Mother's Day ... Yes we all called her Miss Piggy behind her back, & since we were also in our own teamspeak (using diff hotkeys to speak) we all chimed in that we'd all also be away this following weekend, & some of were, but our core raiders was going to be on-line. I having gain a rep on our server called for raiders on Saturday night, & we filled our spots quickly, and Yes I knew 99% of all of them, & they knew me, and with me leading this raid we went in. Our Guild used DKDP (or whatever it was called, think it stood for something like Dragon Point Kill something ... Anyway we killed the first boss and all the trash to the second boss that was a giant spider, and we nukes it, and to every Mage in our group amazement the only off hand mage weapon in game dropped, that once equipped would unlock every single 1 handed mage weapon in the game, and only the mages could roll for it, every last one passed, they all wanted me to have it. This was back in the day when all of the servers weren't unlocked for travel between realms, if you saw someone out in the word fighting something, & you stopped to help, hell they'd remember that, and even want to pay it back, for all the times I'd stop what I was doing to help another player payed off. God I miss these days in MMOs when everyone knew you. I was give the off hand mage weapon on a silver platter. This TH-cam account is from those days, Famine was my characters name back then, I do not recall the server, it was US, East Caost if they had them, maybe. The off hand was a shull, shrouded in a purple flame, with yellow flaming eye sockets, I think every player messaged me in the next few mins that I missed the next pull, in Rift if you were the first to do ANYTHING a server wide message went out, everyone just saw I was the first to equip an item a 4th of all players lusted after & the lag of all of the warm wishes was overwhelming. Miss Piggy has been passing off on loot hoping this item would drop, & it did, but we filled her spot with a pud that bowed to me when they passed on the item so I could have it. Come Monday SHE LOST HER FUCKING MIND, all of my friends kept linking the item in our guild chat, & random people also kept linking it, it might have helped that I was standing in our main city's town square holding it up like something out of the Lionking. btw, NOTHING in else game looked this good. Btw all of the gear she passed on I took for next to nothing DKP, hell I spent more DKP then I made every raid., so I was almost al was zero'ed out. We all knew she was waiting for the skull to drop. The group I played MMOs with kept growing as we hoped fom MMO to MMO, & back then theere was a new one every year, & we now had our eyes on SW;ToR since we caught wind that Rift was dead. Something involving how the investors wanted their payday sooner than later, so they put a heavy discount on the game to sell tons of copies & fired all of the development staff. BTW, just a FYI, This was still back when games came in boxes, & if you didn't know, NOOB stands to "New Out Of Box" .. you're a noob if you didn't know. She had zero clue how many of what she thought was her raiding team was leaving, little she knew I was doing all of the call outs in our old TS, as she did low energy call outs in the guild's TS, she never understood why more that half of the raid would still be alive, when she has died & stopped doing the the call outs since in her eyes she saw it as a wipe, b/c she died. But our riad group kept going & getting kills on raid bosses, after she gave up, to the point I took that from her, all of my friends chimed in when I said how about letting me do all of the call outs, she laugh & said sure we could give it one try, I called out the rest of the raids from this point forward. And here is what is funny, she tried to do them and I would just boom over her tiny little pig voice to the point no one could hear her, & she still die. But this was before I got the skull. So Tuesday rolled around and we planned something special for Miss Piggy, & her in game bf, btw both of them were married, not to each other, & both overweight, & they'd be locked in a TS 2 person channel together sexing, but this was well over 10 years ago. Yeah, we call him Mr Piggy. I told her that the raids are dead b/c we were leaving, she laught at me asking who is "we", that I had no friends in this guild, & I asked her f*t a*s was ready to learn something, good b/c the bell has rang it its is time to go to school. Yes this was in TS where 80% of the guild hung out & chatted with one another, only leaving to a small room for a dungeon run, etc. I simple called out, holding down both press to talk buttons time for us to be leaving. I had an updated home page for the guilds page ready to go, I think Shaggy found the clip, it was just two pigs mating, with all the lovely sounds that go with it, it was the new home page. I hit save, after hitting save people could now see the update. So she was like "so, what? is going to happen?" then we left, /gleave as all of the raiders vanished, she asked me if I was starting my own guild, I said nope, we're all quitting for good, we're off to another game. At this point people loggin in to the game were reporting the change to the guilds home page, & that I locked all of the passwords to change it. Two pigs fucking greeted everyone & they all knew who they represented. At the end I wasn't the last one to leave since we weren't all on line at the same time, but since I was standing next to her as I left, I simply said, damn I wish I could delete, smash or just throw away this skull you wanted so badly. /quit As our group logged in to Rift only to see what was happening before quitting told me since I didn't pass guild leadership, that the guild was dead, no new guild leader would be given, that the guild was doomed. I didn't go into detailed of how unbearable Miss Piggy was, but it was a million little snide comments, how she tried to undermine me when I got guild leader making up lies, saying I was calling the guild leader's name behind their back, little did she know, they joined us in Sw:Tor in a few months. BTW, the only good thing in sw:tor was Huttball. And yes I am drinking when writing this, to the point I can no longer spot spelling mistakes, ehh, MMO's their just games. Real life is the only thing that matters. We ended up all playing FFXIV, but because of real life I was pulled away, unable to make it back for 4 years, & 90% of them are just gone ... all married with kids & no time for games I'd guess. I made it back before FFXIV 6.0 dropped to catch up on the MSQ, so come 6.) I was ready, hell I had to know how the story ended, I did run into a lot of people I knew from lunch who came back the same as me, wanting to know the ending ... A few people asked me if I came back because Asmgold, lol at that time I never heard of him, & those I knew also had no clue who he was, or if they did, he was that WoW adult child living in his mom attic rent free. Sorry to hear she passed away, when the old pass it is always bittersweet, guess now he'll have to grow up. I wonder if he hired a maid & cook yet?
I honestly feel bad for the people that have people like this in their guild etc, like do they just sit on a boss and wipe over and over? must be awful.
She's 100% a housewife who couldn't handle a 9-5 day job, so now she's roleplaying as a manager since she's a complete failure in life. Fantastic Story.
It's fun to have a story from a guy who knows what's up and just has some fun with it.
Thats one of the best drama times by a mile lMAO
Gotta agree, the moment the big bro in the first story said “this is gonna be a guild of red flags, LETS GO!”, I was all in!
@@nhagan001 hahaha I'm 100% with you that was easily one of my favorite drama times. People at work kept staring at me cause I couldn't stop laughing 😂
"why are you in this guild?"
simon: "im real life bros with greg and his wife solil might cause issues if i leave, she is just as bad irl as she is in game"
"ok...let me rephrase that question... why is greg married to that thing?"
vhaelen the hot vs crazy chart
@@saiyan_princestudios9790 Greg believes he has a unicorn but when the ring got around the finger the batshit hit the fan xD
kids, low selfesteem, afraid to be alone... theres plenty of reasons
@@saiyan_princestudios9790 I have seen that chart haha
"And I did the only thing i could......
Mythic plus."
10/10
ive only recently started watching drama time and have caught up on the last year or so. They have really opened my eyes to the amount of officers/players that are on a complete power trip from a tiny bit of responsibility and take it way too seriously.
Yeah , there are alot of people that could transform into a dictator if they are ever given power over people in real life.
officers in guilds and discord mods are some of the most delusional people to roam the planet
my 1st guild just one night had random drama between leaders and suddenly kicked every1 out, keeping all gold and other investments. That was fun.
when that guy called heroic "the big leagues" I fell off my chair LMFAO
To be fair
Once upon a time...it was
We need a skill-spectrum meter for the tavern, mate.
Where are YOU on the spectrum?
Oh there was definitely a spectrum involved with this guild...
Yes we do lmao
This is the single best drama time ever created!
Agreed
It's amazing, its probably top 5, but the best? and by far the best is Brojo - EPIC DRAMA TIME
@@Valgrum what about double gay?
That last story was the most I've ever laughed during a drama time. Kudos to the author, and to you Mike!
Not even in high level politics or hollywood you find this level of narcissism and sociopathy. goodness gracious.
"I don't want to be judgmental"
Said with no judgement at all lol
Never tuned into Drama time Fridays ( if that's when they're scheduled ) but this came up on my Suggestions and after watching this whole Video from start to finished, i have never laughed to hard and related to something like this before.
The story was brilliant and couldn't of been narrated by anyone better. Loved it.
Going through old Dramas and I laughed out loud quite literally a number of times over this!
we wanna level up from zero,
nope
i love my brother
but nope. not even for him
Maybe when Shadowlands prepatch launches and the content is scaled to 60. But maybe...
I'm a bit surprised so many people hate leveling so much. Kinda sucks that its being completely removed in any meaningful way though this super speed 6hrs to max thing in BfA. It is in no way filling the desire to go through the journey of leveling for those of us who like it. I thought a good buff to heirlooms would have solved the issue without removing the journey for those who wanted it.
@@OnlineSarcasmFails I know what you're saying and I've considered it differently perhaps. I'm honestly looking forward to making a few characters for each 'expansion'. Allied races through Draenor with garrisons, maybe a monk through Pandaria, Northrend as a fresh priest, etc.
I'm really excited to experience them as a whole again - rather than right, that's me finished Shadowmoon intro and Gorgrond bonus areas, time to hit Legion!
I've done it with my brother, it was fun, but he gives up to easily, and gets bored, he's stopped and started a couple times, I've just gotten used to the idea that it's just a bit of brother time, no real hard core play just dicking around
*Solil:* "LOYALTY! We value loyalty in this guild! *This is betrayal!!!*"
*Infiltrator: " **_Betrayal?!_** In truth, it is **_I_** who was betrayed. Still I am hunted. Still I am hated. Now my blind eyes see what others cannot. That sometimes the hand of fate must be forced!!"*
Playing on Kazzak was the first red flag Kappa
lmaoo
one of my fav drama time stories. Was cracking up the whole time
1st story, before it ends, I'm a fan of big bro.
Edit: He held up and even the mythic raid bros boosted his status. I'm a fan.
OMG Preach I laugh so fing hard during your Drama Time videos. I’m old enough to be your Grandfather and an absolutely horrible WOW player. I get kicked out of groups so often I turn the # into a quest line. Thank you so much!☕️🐸
The ship is sinking and everything is on fire so we have decided to merge with this other guild so they can be on fire too.
Every time I hear one of these stories about the Goddess-complex guild leaders I wonder if it's my old GM from Wrath. We had some good drama.
Normal progression my friends is where you finish the raid in one night, with IRL friends, one of them resubsribed just for this one night logs in in blue gear and does 10k dps. You will have one wipe in the second to last boss and 3 in azshara. Meanwhile on of your frends keeps talking about how he didn't found robots in MECHAGON ISLAND to finish a daily quest.
This is normal progression.
best story ever imo. i was laughing almost the whole way through!
I’m so glad I found these videos. I’ve been listening to them at work all day and I can’t stop laughing. Well done mate.
Thanks Mike! This is an excellent way to start the shitty week at work! :D
I was crying, best thing I’ve watched/heard in a while ty preach!
Damn Preach, this went by way too fast. Amazing story. Laughed my ass off! Cheers
This was amazing...as always, you rock Preach
Early morning upload, just what I need this boring Monday morning.
This is one of the best ever stories, 10/10
This story was amazing! Thanks for sharing
By far best drama time, laughed my socks off. Keep it up. Happy pickles day . I dont think that i will ever be able to eat pickles without remembering this. LOYALTY TO PICKLES
This might be my new favorite story on the channel.
That has to be one of the best Drama Times I've ever heard!
dude how i found out about this series so late LMAO THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ANY NETFLIX BS
Man, if this is the typical guild experience I can understand why people think guilds are outdated. I've been in the same guild since 2008 and the guild has been around since a month after Vanilla launch. No problems here.
It's from a f**king Magicka, that's where I heard that intro music!!! :-D
1 full hour of drama time to cover 1 month of total hilarity? Tnx OP for this good laugh!
Omg what the ever living hell...that is the funniest drama time in a while, I laughed and reacted through the whole thing!
That final story was the best drama time one I've heard yet.
Drama time as a live stage performance. Preach just sitting there reading everyone a story like we are all around a campfire
The Infiltrator.. Soli is either a dependa wife or was a dependa daughter.. the attitude so matches with the dependa memes.. shes the Queen of the World and expects all to bow
LOYALTY!
The new-look is amazaballs bro!!
this was amazing and the way you tell it its amazing
This story made my brain smooth
This was hysterical. Great pick!
This story was one of the best ones. Loved it!
"I'll heal on my warrior"
LMAOO
This was glorious. Thank you!
This is my absolute fave Drama Time... LOYALTY!
I wanna be in that guild soo bad! Hilarious! Thx again Mike, for starting my weekend perfect! (although i watch this thuesdays)
Thats a awesome ending. Happy it turned out well
honestly, i usually dont watch these but this shit is too much, fkn hilarious.
Drama time is always good, but this was pure gold :')
This is.. exactly the guild I was in, back on Wyrmrest Accord. The guild officers were all together and used RCloot council. I didn't really think about it at the time, but the only place I got loot from (during legion) was from personal rolls or bonus rolls. All the loot got funneled to the officers.
..man.. the price I paid for just wanting to be part of something.
The amount of people in chat that were like WHAT DO YOU MEAN FATBOSS GUIDES ARE OK. Literal fucking face-palm. 😂😂
My man said "I see the car crash coming, but I lowkey just want a front row seat."
Honestly, a guild like that Cesspool guild actually needs a "Discord manager" just to keep track of and remove guildies who leave.
Every time I think that there is no way a story can be topped but... Here it is. Top score to the fella who infiltrated the guild of cesspool shit.
"Mind-bogglingly shit at this game" LOL!
I hang out on the skill spectrum 1 peg above
Preach! So many stories, thank you for all the entertainments! Would you every try up producing these crazy guild introductions into "The Guild Pitch" videos in the style of Screen Rant's "Pitch Meeting" ?
the skill spectrum! omg thats incredible!
That story was epic....i was like wtf the whole time.
Yes they have only been together a short while, but they've been through a lot together!
depending where you live its between 7-9AM PST so convert at your own will
I remember this kinda shit being rampant in vanilla. People stucturing guilds like a corporate office. so silly
amazing and funny story!! hahah thanks for sharing. LOYALTYYYYY!!!!
Late night uploads, my favorite.
My social/casual guild has 10 officers. That of course was when we were the largest guild on the American servers.
I might not be playing wow anymore but damn this stuff is gold.
I love drama time, its so fucking amazing
Omg this is batshit crazy. Why do people stay there?!
Heroic Ashvane was the last straw with my guild too, I told them we needed to catch all of the bubbles during the shield phase and ignore them during the kill phase, save all of our cooldowns and lust for the kill phase and they just would not listen, I was even an officer and they just were stuck in their ways. I did this for 3 weeks before they finally listened and we downed it that pull... I grabbed my loot and gquit right there
"and I did the only thing I could do.... Mythic +" priceless
For the last 3 years I been jump from guild too guild just fucking with people. Guilds like this exist.
sounds like the guild i raid lead for back in uldir, had almost no say in anything because gm didnt want me to bench people and shit so we struggled on every fgucking heroic boss, of course when i left they started talking shit about " how bad i was" which was fine, because i ended up going from hard stuck 4/9 HEROIC bod to 5/9 mythic BoD within a week XD
OMG that is my new favorite Drama Time
dude this guild is fucking hillarious and I love it hahahaha. It's literally a sect in a game hahahaha
My guilds discord is labeled like this :
Announcements
general
guides
memories
nsfw
blacklist
raid
Voice chats galore
That was one of the best episodes!
I haven't laughed so much at a drama time in so long. I've dealt with a guild like this before. I usually say fuck this pretty fast.
Amazing how Ms. Safe Space was utterly toxic towards everyone. Epic story!
I laughed too hard at this XD I've had guild members be like that but never gms lol this is crazy
This was gold. 5000 gold to be precise
beautiful start to the week :)
Then i must consider this an act of INSUBORDINATION!
Ill be honest, i have a good laugh watching these, but then im like "Im probably one of the shitters in these types of stories."
33:00 A social guild that doesn't let anyone below 120 to speak? Yeah sure...
almost as bad as prorevenge subreddit
Finally! My favorite web show is back!
You're the best thing happened to WoW Preach. God bless you and your works. I hope your UK ass is doing well without EU tho. Lmao
Amazing episode
I agree preach! Soloin visions on my main (ret usually but recently changed) proc pally is hella fun, keeping up with ranks is easy, wish i could get the mail muncher mount rare to spawn from mail boxes but im okay with the solo farm as is.
In Rift our GM & his wife both left b/c she was about to give birth, they were not insane, I & a girl were the two officers since we both got people together to do shit, raiding, attacking the other city, that would pull our whole side where we're end up making them run away from their own city, it was fun. But when they left they pass GM to me & said that the girl officer & I would be co-leaders, everyone I knew when hysterical knowing she was a nut case, that they all knew me from mmo's we played before this, that I would drive her insane with just a few weeks.
In Rift the mages all used a two handed weapon since there was zero off hand weapons, tons of amazing 1st hand weapons, but they were all useless. There were two raids of equal level gear, & both were just as hard once you knew them. We had a guild teamspeak, & we had one since a few games back. Miss Piggy say she wasn't going to be around for this upcoming weekend since it was Mother's Day ... Yes we all called her Miss Piggy behind her back, & since we were also in our own teamspeak (using diff hotkeys to speak) we all chimed in that we'd all also be away this following weekend, & some of were, but our core raiders was going to be on-line.
I having gain a rep on our server called for raiders on Saturday night, & we filled our spots quickly, and Yes I knew 99% of all of them, & they knew me, and with me leading this raid we went in. Our Guild used DKDP (or whatever it was called, think it stood for something like Dragon Point Kill something ... Anyway we killed the first boss and all the trash to the second boss that was a giant spider, and we nukes it, and to every Mage in our group amazement the only off hand mage weapon in game dropped, that once equipped would unlock every single 1 handed mage weapon in the game, and only the mages could roll for it, every last one passed, they all wanted me to have it.
This was back in the day when all of the servers weren't unlocked for travel between realms, if you saw someone out in the word fighting something, & you stopped to help, hell they'd remember that, and even want to pay it back, for all the times I'd stop what I was doing to help another player payed off. God I miss these days in MMOs when everyone knew you.
I was give the off hand mage weapon on a silver platter. This TH-cam account is from those days, Famine was my characters name back then, I do not recall the server, it was US, East Caost if they had them, maybe.
The off hand was a shull, shrouded in a purple flame, with yellow flaming eye sockets, I think every player messaged me in the next few mins that I missed the next pull, in Rift if you were the first to do ANYTHING a server wide message went out, everyone just saw I was the first to equip an item a 4th of all players lusted after & the lag of all of the warm wishes was overwhelming.
Miss Piggy has been passing off on loot hoping this item would drop, & it did, but we filled her spot with a pud that bowed to me when they passed on the item so I could have it.
Come Monday SHE LOST HER FUCKING MIND, all of my friends kept linking the item in our guild chat, & random people also kept linking it, it might have helped that I was standing in our main city's town square holding it up like something out of the Lionking. btw, NOTHING in else game looked this good.
Btw all of the gear she passed on I took for next to nothing DKP, hell I spent more DKP then I made every raid., so I was almost al was zero'ed out. We all knew she was waiting for the skull to drop.
The group I played MMOs with kept growing as we hoped fom MMO to MMO, & back then theere was a new one every year, & we now had our eyes on SW;ToR since we caught wind that Rift was dead. Something involving how the investors wanted their payday sooner than later, so they put a heavy discount on the game to sell tons of copies & fired all of the development staff.
BTW, just a FYI, This was still back when games came in boxes, & if you didn't know, NOOB stands to "New Out Of Box" .. you're a noob if you didn't know.
She had zero clue how many of what she thought was her raiding team was leaving, little she knew I was doing all of the call outs in our old TS, as she did low energy call outs in the guild's TS, she never understood why more that half of the raid would still be alive, when she has died & stopped doing the the call outs since in her eyes she saw it as a wipe, b/c she died. But our riad group kept going & getting kills on raid bosses, after she gave up, to the point I took that from her, all of my friends chimed in when I said how about letting me do all of the call outs, she laugh & said sure we could give it one try, I called out the rest of the raids from this point forward. And here is what is funny, she tried to do them and I would just boom over her tiny little pig voice to the point no one could hear her, & she still die. But this was before I got the skull.
So Tuesday rolled around and we planned something special for Miss Piggy, & her in game bf, btw both of them were married, not to each other, & both overweight, & they'd be locked in a TS 2 person channel together sexing, but this was well over 10 years ago. Yeah, we call him Mr Piggy.
I told her that the raids are dead b/c we were leaving, she laught at me asking who is "we", that I had no friends in this guild, & I asked her f*t a*s was ready to learn something, good b/c the bell has rang it its is time to go to school. Yes this was in TS where 80% of the guild hung out & chatted with one another, only leaving to a small room for a dungeon run, etc.
I simple called out, holding down both press to talk buttons time for us to be leaving. I had an updated home page for the guilds page ready to go, I think Shaggy found the clip, it was just two pigs mating, with all the lovely sounds that go with it, it was the new home page. I hit save, after hitting save people could now see the update.
So she was like "so, what? is going to happen?" then we left, /gleave as all of the raiders vanished, she asked me if I was starting my own guild, I said nope, we're all quitting for good, we're off to another game. At this point people loggin in to the game were reporting the change to the guilds home page, & that I locked all of the passwords to change it. Two pigs fucking greeted everyone & they all knew who they represented.
At the end I wasn't the last one to leave since we weren't all on line at the same time, but since I was standing next to her as I left, I simply said, damn I wish I could delete, smash or just throw away this skull you wanted so badly. /quit
As our group logged in to Rift only to see what was happening before quitting told me since I didn't pass guild leadership, that the guild was dead, no new guild leader would be given, that the guild was doomed.
I didn't go into detailed of how unbearable Miss Piggy was, but it was a million little snide comments, how she tried to undermine me when I got guild leader making up lies, saying I was calling the guild leader's name behind their back, little did she know, they joined us in Sw:Tor in a few months.
BTW, the only good thing in sw:tor was Huttball.
And yes I am drinking when writing this, to the point I can no longer spot spelling mistakes, ehh, MMO's their just games. Real life is the only thing that matters.
We ended up all playing FFXIV, but because of real life I was pulled away, unable to make it back for 4 years, & 90% of them are just gone ... all married with kids & no time for games I'd guess.
I made it back before FFXIV 6.0 dropped to catch up on the MSQ, so come 6.) I was ready, hell I had to know how the story ended, I did run into a lot of people I knew from lunch who came back the same as me, wanting to know the ending ...
A few people asked me if I came back because Asmgold, lol at that time I never heard of him, & those I knew also had no clue who he was, or if they did, he was that WoW adult child living in his mom attic rent free.
Sorry to hear she passed away, when the old pass it is always bittersweet, guess now he'll have to grow up. I wonder if he hired a maid & cook yet?
I didn't realize until now that I was in a cesspool guild during Legion
I honestly feel bad for the people that have people like this in their guild etc, like do they just sit on a boss and wipe over and over? must be awful.
Really good story! 👏👏
She's 100% a housewife who couldn't handle a 9-5 day job, so now she's roleplaying as a manager since she's a complete failure in life.
Fantastic Story.
This is awesome I had a blast! 🤣
I'm so exhausted by that GM, I would've left way sooner, bro or not lol
20:46 explains to the brother: "we might be in a drama time."