@@ashishawasthi9796 I'm up in the air if it was a dramatic pause or if hes not actually Moses and just threw out the name and that the Devil sent the Atheist to mess stuff up because I could see that playing out too knowing this universe. If memory serves we have only seen Moses once and yes he was in a black shirt. Most the time Bibilical and historical figures have their name written on their shirts or a caption. But we have also seen the Atheist as labeled and unlabeled through the series also wearing a black shirt. Plot twist of it being Moses is funny, but plot double twist of its not actually Moses would be funnier.
@@thornback5641 but god didn't have his shirt either, i think jack might be stopping with the shirts (or at least taking a break from them) also satan wears red
@@peersamuel So thats 💯 God. White shirt sunglasses, I don't make the rules coffee mug is all cannon God and he's rarely been marked in the sketches after that was established as far as my memory serves. And yes the Devil is in Red in cannon but he has also been known to shape shift(snake in Eden) but thats not what I'm saying may be happening here. If you watch "Moses" he's looking to his left a fair portion of the time and looks like he is listening or watching something. God is to his right so you would think most of his focused would be on what God is doing/when he's coming back but thats not the case. If anything it seems like he's not very concerned about what's going on with God at all. That said I think its plausible that the Devil was on the sidelines instructing "Moses"(who is in actually not the real Moses but the Atheist who also in cannon has been in a black shirt) on what to say. Again we will only know in future episodes if that is indeed Moses but as things are set up now and how Zach has been known to fake us out and play mad lad switcheroos so I don't view this happening as outside the realm of possibility.
Not gonna lie, when he realised he forgot the AC, I was expecting him to walk over, come back, and say "Oh right, it's 3000 years before AC gets invented.".
After a few years, these bizarre jokes just accumulate and we'll end up with something super messed up. At that point only about a hundred people on earth will get all the jokes, because they've been following this channel since day 1.
@@Conta_Minated*Mr. Gayfrog, you've become part of something much greater than you could ever imagine... I'm here to talk to you about the Zach Star Extended Universe*
Adrian Bliss has a great compilation of Bible skits. Among them: The one who is vegetarian and GF at the feeding of the 5000 and the one who is a wine connoisseur at the feast.
@@FutureCommentary1 - I'm down to about a dozen safe ingredients myself... can I get that loaf of bread made out of just rice flour, potato starch, eggs, honey, salt, baking powder, and water? NO YEAST... unless it's cooled down to room temperature, then it might be safe. Key word: might. The fish is a no-go, though.
I know that lil shit hit hard just like when they all started bitchin at God bout trans stuff and the dad in the background like “you can’t just say that to my son..d-daughter” 😅😂😭
Here’s a neat skit idea, Do a Noah’s Arch thing of him having to get a Kangaroo on the arch, and then bonus content, and then having him have to put them back in Australia 😂
This channel reminds me so much of TH-cam comedy skits from like 10-15 years ago and I love it. I know call me a millennial but actually I was born in ‘97 so I’m like right on the border
Fun fact, the canonical reason for the lambs blood was as a further insult to the Egyptians. According to the lore, Egyptians used to worship lambs as gods, and God wanted to prove to the Egyptians that he was the one and only true god. So throughout the plagues he also insisted on repeatedly showing that the so called gods of the Egyptians were nothing but animals.
the litten menora was crazy. Hanuca is like, half a year erlier in the calander and the events of Hanuca happens way fucking later. it's so later that it's out of the old testement (?) - the Tora
Skit idea: A Scientologist loses his faith after finding out that Xenu is real, but L. Ron Hubbard got details slightly wrong and the Scientologist guy is overly pedantic about it. Details like his spaceship looked more like a DC-9 than a DC-8. Or Thetans are actually called Thotans.
The part about the kid being trans was fuckin hilarious. I'm trans and people think those types of jokes offend me, but they don't. I find them funny as hell.
They might not offend, but it's an issue because without a disclaimer real transphobes often think of Zach as against trans rights. see: @lukemeck's comment
No but I really want to hear that story about a shady lamb rental company that stole Mary's lamb and a special agent from Egyptian PETA was investigating it
Time to do If other businesses acted like the mail service. Examples to bridge from or give a root of concept. Guy orders a hamburger guy asks if he wants it rushed says no then completes order and order is finished and the guy just lets it set there and when the customer gets mad says its right there why wont you give it to me just say, sorry you didnt order rushed, please come back tomorrow for it. Guy orders food it comes up as the guy turns and hands it to him it disappears and the worker is like huh... Looks like we lost your food, im sorry your going to have call our customer service and place a order for refund, which we will hold your money for about a month. Just ideas, in sure you can do better, hope your having a good one. Take care.
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GOD saying I don’t make the rules will never not be funny
That line is goated😂
It never was funny to begin with.
In this case, it's lambed@@shashibalayadav9069
@@drlukas4242ok buddy
@@drlukas4242??
Moses applies the blood, and then immediately tries to get them out of the now safe home.
Is it really Moses? Who do we know who always in a black shirt 🤣🤣🤣
@@thornback5641 Wait, who is he?
@@ashishawasthi9796 I'm up in the air if it was a dramatic pause or if hes not actually Moses and just threw out the name and that the Devil sent the Atheist to mess stuff up because I could see that playing out too knowing this universe.
If memory serves we have only seen Moses once and yes he was in a black shirt. Most the time Bibilical and historical figures have their name written on their shirts or a caption. But we have also seen the Atheist as labeled and unlabeled through the series also wearing a black shirt.
Plot twist of it being Moses is funny, but plot double twist of its not actually Moses would be funnier.
@@thornback5641 but god didn't have his shirt either, i think jack might be stopping with the shirts (or at least taking a break from them)
also satan wears red
@@peersamuel So thats 💯 God. White shirt sunglasses, I don't make the rules coffee mug is all cannon God and he's rarely been marked in the sketches after that was established as far as my memory serves. And yes the Devil is in Red in cannon but he has also been known to shape shift(snake in Eden) but thats not what I'm saying may be happening here.
If you watch "Moses" he's looking to his left a fair portion of the time and looks like he is listening or watching something. God is to his right so you would think most of his focused would be on what God is doing/when he's coming back but thats not the case. If anything it seems like he's not very concerned about what's going on with God at all. That said I think its plausible that the Devil was on the sidelines instructing "Moses"(who is in actually not the real Moses but the Atheist who also in cannon has been in a black shirt) on what to say.
Again we will only know in future episodes if that is indeed Moses but as things are set up now and how Zach has been known to fake us out and play mad lad switcheroos so I don't view this happening as outside the realm of possibility.
The child was able and willing to remind his father about the lambs blood
ahah i see what you did there only ogs knows that
lol
her
@@guyspy21 His
Not gonna lie, when he realised he forgot the AC, I was expecting him to walk over, come back, and say "Oh right, it's 3000 years before AC gets invented.".
Or we are still in BC
@@magnero2749 what do you think 3000 years ago was
That's the joke @@ducksongfans
@@ducksongfans probably not D.C.
Suddenly, the camera cuts to Technology Connections, where he briefly overviews the latent heat of vaporization in the heat pump/refrigeration cycle.
"*cough* fucking genius" is amazing lmao
😂😂fr😂😂
I liked that joke so much 😂
I can’t believe that Mosses is both able, and willing to assist that family
BUT is he ABLE ??? cos if he's willing AND able to help ...............
“This lamb…. Is the goat” 😂😂😂😂
Yea 🤣🤣😁
Good to see the gay frog is a recurring character
After a few years, these bizarre jokes just accumulate and we'll end up with something super messed up. At that point only about a hundred people on earth will get all the jokes, because they've been following this channel since day 1.
@@Conta_Minated*Mr. Gayfrog, you've become part of something much greater than you could ever imagine... I'm here to talk to you about the Zach Star Extended Universe*
@@theonebman7581 Gayfrog be like: "I don't wanna join your super secret boyband."
Imagine being forced to come out because you’ll die in the slaughter of firstborn sons if you don’t
Even God can't proceed further without accepting cookies.
Wait, did they leave cookies and milk for The Spirit like Santa Claus? 😂
ah😂😂😂
If you’re doing skit ideas, the one who isn’t hungry in the feeding of the 5,000.
Love your videos Zach! Every week you have a gem in store!
Adrian Bliss has a great compilation of Bible skits. Among them: The one who is vegetarian and GF at the feeding of the 5000 and the one who is a wine connoisseur at the feast.
@@FutureCommentary1 - I'm down to about a dozen safe ingredients myself... can I get that loaf of bread made out of just rice flour, potato starch, eggs, honey, salt, baking powder, and water? NO YEAST... unless it's cooled down to room temperature, then it might be safe. Key word: might. The fish is a no-go, though.
sketch idea: Nietzsche kills god after he tries the "I don't make the rules" shit with him
I really wanna see this one
Garth Ennis done it
As a Jew(ish person), can relate to this 100%
same
Same
as a jew(ish older brother) i'm always scared it might happen...
@@maro_bachi as a Jew(ish middle child) it's super spooky
@@SethMMX as a oldest Jew(ish) ... girl, I was never worried
I love how there are hanukkah references before the event it celebrates even happens😂
A part of my brain short circuited when I saw that. 😂
"Took your pills?" "Already hard" 😂
I took a drink at the wrong second and spat it out when I heard that!
Took me out
There's a funny skit like this in Hebrew made by the Israeli satirical skit show "the Jews are coming"
That’s awesome! I wish I could watch it, but I don’t speak Hebrew :(
"how dare you say that t my son- DAUGHTER"
ykw at least he's trying
3:45 WHAT DO YOU MEAN 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 VIBES
Also can confirm Egyptian PETA is worse
I am tech illiterate, how did you manage to get cursive font? Is that an apple v. android thing? A downloaded app?
@@stevekirkpatrick1612 I copy pasted from google just search “freaky meme font copy and paste”
@@stevekirkpatrick1612𝓤𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮
@@stevekirkpatrick1612 it's difrent unicode characters.
freaky is characters: U+0066, U+0072, U+0065, U+0061, U+006B, U+0079.
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 is the characters: U+1D4EF, U+1D4FB, U+1D4EE,U+1D4EA,U+1D4F4,U+1D502.
>I'm Jewish
>No it's free
🤣🤣
I know that lil shit hit hard just like when they all started bitchin at God bout trans stuff and the dad in the background like “you can’t just say that to my son..d-daughter” 😅😂😭
Moses saving people from God is such an OG idea.
But are we sure its Moses 😆
"Yeah this is Old Testament, so there's like, no regulation."
LOL this is a great line
yes lol
as a jew this is spot on
אורי יהלי
(ish person)
"So I just need to rent a lamb"
"New or used"
💀💀💀
USED HOW?
That I dont make the rules catch phrase turned into product placement was sick!
That frog tho 😭
Theye turning the frogs gay!
"I wanna feel shame during pride month. It's kinkier that way." - Rainbow Frog, 2024
That what the flood was about
that frog gets me
As a menora, this is 100% accurate.
As a Kippah, I agree
as a Tfilim i can conform this is true.
As Challah, yup, pretty much
LMFAO these skits always kill me. I mean no wait - I have older brothers!
How have I just seen this when it came out three months ago?! You’re a genius. Absolutely hysterical!
Ok but how about this for a skit: Ancient astronomers making the constellations
That frog joke caught me so off guard 😂
Alex Jones would be so proud 😂
Here’s a neat skit idea, Do a Noah’s Arch thing of him having to get a Kangaroo on the arch, and then bonus content, and then having him have to put them back in Australia 😂
So next time the twins argue who is the older sibling.
0:50 I love how this video is anachronistical (events out of order) because the story of Chanukah happened after passover
i think I gained an IQ point learning that word
@@3gou I learned the word from a Prometheus joke
“Marys little goated lamb”
Ironically enough, I read that chapter out of the Old Testament this morning.
I cant belive how you can turn something soo stupid into a masterpiece
This channel reminds me so much of TH-cam comedy skits from like 10-15 years ago and I love it. I know call me a millennial but actually I was born in ‘97 so I’m like right on the border
Can't wait for Gay Frog to be a reoccurring character
As child of a Jamaicans, all I can say is *BLOODCLAAT!!* 😆
Fun fact, the canonical reason for the lambs blood was as a further insult to the Egyptians. According to the lore, Egyptians used to worship lambs as gods, and God wanted to prove to the Egyptians that he was the one and only true god. So throughout the plagues he also insisted on repeatedly showing that the so called gods of the Egyptians were nothing but animals.
The bigger thing of that was the plague of darkness, that even the Sun (whose representative was Pharaoh) is less powerful than God.
The goat sex service is even funnier now!
So jews were just hating?
Funny idea: Moses grabs the 10 commandments and has to go back up each time because the people are pissed at the rules
2:41 as a Jamaican, I dropped my spoon at the friendly fire, but shout-out to the Heavenly Father for the mention 🙏
This skit is on another level of thought. As in Genius Level of Thought. Like something that would be picked apart by a Mensa sig group meeting.
I was not expecting God to be lactose intolerant. Might explain a few things.
I feel like Zach just made this skit as an excuse to eat cookies.
The Jew(ish person) was able and willing to get a sacrificial lamb but unfortunately they suffer, like me, from chronic procrastination
3:04 ...Sure hope nobody clips that out of context ever.
the litten menora was crazy. Hanuca is like, half a year erlier in the calander and the events of Hanuca happens way fucking later. it's so later that it's out of the old testement (?) - the Tora
Okay. The Santa comparison was first tier satire.
Funny skit idea: Micheal the ark angel runs into Lucifer at the grocery store
You're telling me that the random gay frog from the last video was foreshadowing this whole time?
so much happened in this skit and I love it
Wait, you can’t just mention Jew(ish people) and blood in the same title without TH-cam cancelling you lol
Oh my, God Zach, I love you so much! Our salubrious parasocial relationship is righteous and pure!!!
Skit idea: A Scientologist loses his faith after finding out that Xenu is real, but L. Ron Hubbard got details slightly wrong and the Scientologist guy is overly pedantic about it. Details like his spaceship looked more like a DC-9 than a DC-8. Or Thetans are actually called Thotans.
And the Thotans are a race of gay frogs and Tom cruise is all for it.
That just kept getting funnier. Now I want Part Two, because there doesn't seem to be a Law of Diminishing Returns on Old Testament humor.
"Someone 👏else's 👏identity 👏doesn't concern👏 you, booboo." Calling god booboo. 🤣
The part about the kid being trans was fuckin hilarious. I'm trans and people think those types of jokes offend me, but they don't. I find them funny as hell.
They might not offend, but it's an issue because without a disclaimer real transphobes often think of Zach as against trans rights.
see: @lukemeck's comment
He actually knows how to do funny trans comedy and not be transphobic, which is a rare gem to find from cis people
@@elecbaguette Yeah it's unfortunate that they think that. Still, hilarious though.
@@elecbaguette they can think whatever they want, that doesn't mean anything and shouldn't make us scared of comedy
@@שירובר-ש8ס I'm only saying a disclaimer somewhere would be great, like in the description where it wouldn't bother anyone.
Jewish guy fumbled hard ngl
the choco cookies, did you make them? Can anybody please give me the recipe, they look so good srslyy!!!
Moses showing up to save them in the end is hilarious!
This is probably the best Zach video
This guy is a mix of lando kalriz and christian bale and I just can't get over it
At this point you could make a Supreme Court episode where every other word out of a justice’s mouth is “money” and it would about sum it up.
I glad he put the explanation of the plot at the start like those hen Thais
I love how much more time got put into this sketch. It’s so high quality and super funny. Fav channel
I like imagining the Angel of Death as just a guy with a gun
Its very nice that black shirt guy was able and willing to help this family
So glad we are back on the Bible stories! I love them!
I really need this a couple of weeks before Passover.
Madlad, you not only did it, but it was so much better than I could have expected. And those mug ads lol
The Pharaoh was the oldest son as well...
Do one sketch with the premise "When I am in a losing competition and my opponent is me in love."
This lamb…. Is the goat
AND SO ARE YOU
Funny skit idea: u watch the new movie with the all knowing god
Great turn around on the "I don't make the rukes mug" 😅. Ordered!
Suggestion: if an Christian goes to Shinto Heaven
No but I really want to hear that story about a shady lamb rental company that stole Mary's lamb and a special agent from Egyptian PETA was investigating it
There was a point in time where Zach sat down in front of a camera and ate cookies very smarmily for 20 minutes
"I don't make the rules." is an iconic line!
LMAO
I saw that comment recommendation
I didn’t think that you are able AND willing to do it
The next door neighbor wondering why a guy with a gun is sneaking into someone's home:
"I can't have a bracelet from Ra, I'm Jewish!"
"Oh don't worry, it's free"
The ending was oddly hype? Why am I invested now??
Zach ciminatic universe is so goated i honestly dont know what to expect at any moment
nooo wayyyyyy, a mini-series of this actually amazing
It was technically an angel that was collecting the first born sons but it’s still funny that God just would need that sign lol
I love how ur doing the ideas of ur fans, its really interesting
Skit idea - "When someone asks you to watch their stuff 'for a sec'"
Perhaps a pink panther and cruise story.
oo had similar fantasy where the destroying angels are actually a group of hitmen like 47
The menorah there 2000 years b4 Hanukah 🤣
Ngl i just want that mug and cookies
This was so unhinged. I loved it.
Time to do If other businesses acted like the mail service.
Examples to bridge from or give a root of concept.
Guy orders a hamburger guy asks if he wants it rushed says no then completes order and order is finished and the guy just lets it set there and when the customer gets mad says its right there why wont you give it to me just say, sorry you didnt order rushed, please come back tomorrow for it.
Guy orders food it comes up as the guy turns and hands it to him it disappears and the worker is like huh... Looks like we lost your food, im sorry your going to have call our customer service and place a order for refund, which we will hold your money for about a month.
Just ideas, in sure you can do better, hope your having a good one. Take care.
Moses has a particular set of skills....
Can we get a full-length movie of this? lol this is epic
I laughed so hard I almost overlooked a penny that I was going to clench.
Moses: someone who is willing AND able to
Zach posted w Day
Love the little note that pops up "buy or die" at 2:17