The Truth About the Spanish - American War | History Lessons with Christories Distefano
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- This week on Christories, Chris is talking about the Spanish American War and the Annexation of Puerto Rico! Did you know that Cuba was a colony of Spain? Shout out Chrissy Columbus for discovering the America's for Spain! But Cuba was over it and so we went in to help the babes! We also went to go help Puerto Rico! Listen to how Teddy Roosevelt got his start in the war effort and how much Chrissy D loves Puerto Rico!
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Please dont stop these. I csnt wait till we see crissy civil wars
These are the best by far!
The only way they would be better, is if the Young Bull himself joined the Frey.
Or the Jim Crow laws
More like Chrissy Confederacy! Ayo! They used Chrissy Cannons and Chrissy Cottons… I’ll see myself out.
Csnt
These are literally getting me through these last few weeks. No joke, my dad's passing and these are intellectually engaging enough to keep my attention and funny enough for me to just chill simultaneously. Thank you chrissy, mad love
Same, not the loss which I’m sorry for but recently had an operation to remove a tumour and 2/3rds of my right lung and oleee Chrissy is here making me learn and laugh!
I’m glad you’re finding some peace, I can relate to what you’re going through. Stay strong
Hang in there b shark.
Keep your head up!
Sending you love, friend. Hope you find a light to get you through this darkness ❤️
I feel like my whole life would have been different if you were my history teacher in high school.
look up the hystory hyhenas podcast. It was chrissy d and yanni P... the podcast he abandoned... RIP
You must read and study. I'm about to debunk a laundry list of grossly false details in this video.
@@soldbyginanegron7287 where’d you go ? It’s been 3 weeks
For sure. I would have actually listened and enjoyed learning. Probably would have went to college. Yep whole life would have been different.
@@soldbyginanegron7287 where's the debunking?
It makes me so happy to watch Chris make comedic videos about something he is so interested in. These are my new fav videos, keep it up Chrissy!
Chrissy. Spanish people (from Spain) are white too. Like many Europeans, they have a diverse phenotype, which means they have blonde-looking people but can also have darker features (similar to Southern Italy).
Thank you, Ermin.
My god I love these Chrisstories
This is my favorite crazy person telling a 30 minute story about history from memory! I love you Chrissy big brains.
Update: Venatia tells Chrissy what to say and he reads notes from the screen, I’ve been lied to and im taking it up with bloom cafe
I've gotten my daughter learning from #Christories.. she's in 10th grade American History.. so, thanks for bringing this to us in NC!!
You... let a 15 yr old kid watch this? Lmao
@Miraak way better than random crap she could find online.. at least this, I've already listened to it
PBS: am I chopped liver
Please do not use this person to teach your child anything. I'm about to comment with a laundry list of grossly false information.
@@soldbyginanegron7287 you’ve said that twice … yet no laundry list…..
Keep these coming, love learning history from you and Gillis. Definitely need to get Shane on one of these soon
Since yannis isn't as famous as Chris, maybe he should do history hyenas with Gillis
My favorite way to learn history! Keep it up chrissy!
Make no mistakes babes it's Friday and we are alllll CAAAYYYUUUTE!!! ❤️👽
Best way to listen American history and don't get bored. Please don't stop.
Bad Chrissy Chrissy Bunny Chrissy the Puerto Rican saviour you've done it again 🔥🔥🔥
Sup cuties with smoothies
This is the best thing Chrissy does on TH-cam. Keep it up.
I learn more from Chris than I did from any teacher in school! 👏🏻👏🏻
lol Chris is so full of shit
because you didnt pay attention in school 😬
@@Antron7000 🙊
That is pretty scary. You must read and study.
It’s a sad day when I have Chris telling me more about my culture than what I know Lmfaoo I’ve been so Americanized I love it 😂😂😂😂 Weppaaa 🥲😂🤟🏽🍻🍻🍻
DO NOT stop doing these! They are fan-fucking-tas-tic!
Teddy Roosevelt and Ailyah in heaven listening to this podcast ❤️
FACTS!
I would actually love to see you cover more about Puerto Rican revolutionary history, like Pedro albizu campos, I feel like you’d like the research too
A lot of American committed atrocities which I feel like is your speed too Chris
These are the best thing you do outside of stand up. Love them. Thank you❤
lets goooooooo new chrissy drop
I'm loving this series and I think you like doing them too Chris! Such a buff history buff you are
We need more christory episodes
Puerto Rico slaps! Would like to visit and see the sights
Definitly subbed, dude is hilarious. I love that he has thousands of Puerto Ricans living in his house, whats a few thousand more 😂 this is definitely a classic I will rewatch and recommend
I fucking live for Christories
These are gold
As a Puertorican, I approve this history lesson.
What he doesn’t mention is how fucked America was to Puerto Rico after Spain left… from the banning and changing of their flag to the forced takeover and assimilation via manslaughter.
Great video! I just watched a THE GREAT WAR documentary on this last week. Love this kind of history stuff.
I say fuck it, just make it a state. Colonialism baby!
Please keep these going Chrissy dame más gasolina
Love these christories! Don't stop!
super happy these are here, have been really enjoying these lately
I was just in PR so this is caaaaauuuuute
Love you guys ❤️
Chrissy hitting the lisp everytime he mentions Spain 😂
Why do you know all this stuff😂😂love it…keep up the great content
By the way. The name the Tainos gave the island was "Boriken"
I cry laughing everytime I hear “THATS ALOT OF YEEZYS”
As always, you’re the best. I just wanted to help on this one thing I think I know:
Puerto Rico=rich port
“Rich coast”=Costa Rica
I need these
One note about Teddy and his roughriders:
“In Cuba, Roosevelt and his Rough Riders carried out their reenactment of the nation's founding myth with panache. In two of the war's most important battles-for Kettle Hill and San Juan Hill, ridges that guarded the approach to Santiago, the Spanish capital in Cuba--they had charged into the teeth of tough Spanish defenses and overran them. But a problem had arisen. As Roosevelt stood on the crest of San Juan Hill, a moment he would always regard as the greatest in his life, he saw black Americans everywhere. They belonged to the Ninth and Tenth Cavalries and the Twenty-fourth Infantry; they were among the finest regular soldiers in the U.S. Army, and Roosevelt knew this. In his heart, Roosevelt understood that the Rough Riders and, by extension, America, would not have triumphed in this crucial battle without the assistance of these "buffalo soldiers," and in the flush of victory, he admitted as much. Something extraordinary had happened during those battles, as black American soldiers had fought alongside and intermixed with white ones, demonstrating that racial division could be overcome and that a fighting force including all Americans, not just those of European descent, could operate effectively. Roosevelt possessed the material for constructing a radically new and racially egalitarian myth about the American people. Even though his civic nationalist principles ran deep, he was not prepared for the opportunity that the victory at Kettle and San Juan Hills had handed him. As he wrote the history of his battles in Cuba, he diminished the black contribution to his victory to the point of insignificance. The nation to which he wanted to give birth and lead had to be a white nation. The greatness of America, he believed, could only lie in the exploits of Euro-Americans forged by battle into a single and superior race. Out of such convictions was the twentieth-century nation born.”
Source: Gary Gerstle, “American Crucible”, pages 16-17
I OFFICALLY HAVE LEARNED MORE FROM CHRISSY CHAOS ABOUT HISTORY THAN MY ENTIRE TIME IN SCHOOL.
Chrissy tamale-tops with more solid content, love it babe!
As someone who loves history but hates how boring it can be sometimes this is one of the best series ever. It’s like drunk history but with someone who’s actually funny and not just a drunk idiot.
It;s crazy that Chris knows all of these details but he doesn't know that the Spanish are white lol
Jeez…. This was so good , 🔥
I missed the hyenas pod, glad you're going into history again!
I’m from Puerto Rico, the only people I know that refer to themselves as “tainos” are all Newyoricans.
Keep em coming Chrissy
Keep these coming! They are great.
i love how similar chrissy’s hand gestures are to Donny Trump. naturally😂
Chrissie HERSTORY!
never knew you were into history, keep these up. Great for us dorks.
I’m not Puerto Rican but god do I love those people.
"Chrissy 2 phones" will never have his texts read
wow I completely forgot about this one
Love these so much. Please continue!!
Our involvement in the Philipenis’s after the Spanish American war is also something I would like to hear about further. What we did over there after the Spanish-American War is infuriating to read about on Wikipedia and I need a lighter perspective on the subject.
thanks for making these. I like them a lot.
Kinda wish Chrissy was on MSSP with Louis ck talking about Presidents
Loving this series Chris! Keep em coming.
I think Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 should be allowed to vote (not that it matters) but they can use the US. Just don't make them pay any taxes. They give us baseball players. That should be enough!
Is that a real bird of paradise? If so, it looks surprisingly healthy.
Fuck yes, more of this please. Also chris, you doing any shows in NYC next weekend? Gonna be up there seeing Louis at the garden and would love to catch a set
PLEASE KEEP DOING THESE VIDEOS!!! You’re incredible at this!! Can’t wait to see you in San Jose! 😆♥️🤘🏻
Love it!!!!
Es Borinquen🥴. Tax is 11.5%. And even is alot of us speak or understand inglish most speak Spanish. The oficial language is both but that just cuz US always need to put their nose somewhere. Great episodes I laugh. Love all the way from PR.
Love Chrissy history lessons
"I make them in my in my little nut chop" that was funny af. You speaking with a lisp. 🤣😂🤣
And the USA is been using that same excuse to get into war's for a long time.😂
21:58 👍
Great video
These are fantastic. Keep it up Chrissy Clap. PS - You missed one... Jewish Cubans - Jewbans.
Chris been a fan growing up during the Guy Code days & I LOVE catching these “christories” vids it’s really fun. Also I’m Rican :)🇵🇷 🤙🏽
I’m going to become a teacher and show these to my students
🔥🔥🔥
What does Chrissy think Spanish people are? There Europeans. I wanna see if Jazzy has more then 5% percent Tiano. 95% Spaniard
Love these
Great content! Puerto Rico = Rich Port, I think you were thinking of Costa Rica when saying beautiful coast, but close enough jaja 🙏
History of marijuana !!!!
Imma quote what Ali Sidiq said about celebrating ColombUs Day
Damn I’m actually learning
Hitler-Ramirez the III. 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣
America has an always wanted cotton we originally wanted hemp and thanks to William Randolph Hearst went against it because he Didn’t make his paper out of hemp but rivaled those that did
Been waiting on this all week Bro 🎒👩🏽🏫🏫📝
YASS BABES!
🇵🇷BORICUA
I’m Asian Indian and my wife is Puerto Rican. The last Chrissy Chaos episode with Vir Das and this one have been very inclusive ❤ we should get rid of the Jones act, let Puerto Ricans vote in the US elections and let them make profits off their land and hard work
Chrissy inclusivity
@@dozee514mtl 😆 🤣 😂
No
Indians are the Mexicans of Asia
Sure if they wanna pay taxes the same way the United States does.
Chrissy for President of Puerto Rico
Look at me learnin over here like some kinda democrat
😂😂😂😂
Make a separate page just for all of your Christories so we don't have to go through everything else to find them
Do stifano, I think you forgot to mention how the US got Guantanamo bay because of this war
Thank you for educating the audience on my islands history
in the most approachable way possible 🤟🏽
California Puerto Rican here…I’m the 5th Tino in my family I wonder if my name is a twist on Taino native name.
Nothings better than chissy teaching me about my culture 🇵🇷
if the thruth is that we were the most evil empire in history without counting the rest of european countries lol 🤣
Chris run for governor of PR. Lol
Puerto Rico should be whatever it's citizens want it to be... 🇵🇷
Im Puerto Rican this is too funny and educational at the same time 😂😂
Let um vote for statehood, if they want it we can cram another star on that flag babe, no problem.
It's crazy how Americans won't consider Spanish people (as in from Spain, Europe) white just because the connection with Latin America, but will consider Italian or Greek people white.
I think it's because there aren't very many actual Spanish Americans vs Mexican and Latin American peoples who are often mixed and not usually considered white. We got tons of Italians though. The average American would be confused to see some white as hell Celtic Spaniard. I think some people also way over exaggerate the moor influence on Spain and think they must all look like arabs.
shoutout to Chrissy ColdBrews in the shot.
“You did a good job”