Truth Behind the Atomic Bomb | History Lessons with Christories Distefano
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- This week Chris Distefano AKA Christories is coming to you talking about the A BOMB ! That's right, the atomic bomb! Everyone thinks it was a direct response to Japan's attack of Pearl Harbor, but it wasn't! It was for many other reasons, such as the Treaty of Versaille, Nanjing Massacre and for not surrendering! We got FDR running the show, talking to congress to let us join the war, Winston Churchill telling us we got to help him with the Nazis, it's just a whole mess!
We finally get Russia to help and get a team together to create a bomb. Enter Physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer! He was not the father of the A Bomb but definitely a great father figure!! They make the atomic bombs, yes TWO bombs, in New Mexico even though it was called the Manhattan Project -- what?! It was very unfortunate, but yes we dropped TWO nuclear bombs.
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Yo keep these history eps coming G.
Chrissy cliffhanger, is that a booger in your nose? or are you messing with that sugar lol
Yes!! The Puerto Ricans are rejoicing.. from an actual rican
Hey get Shane Gillis on one with you. He loves history
Loving the Christory channel!
Make no mistake Crissy, you should do a Christory segment every month
COMING EVERY WEEK BABE!
Yaaaaaaeeeeesssss
HELL YES!!!! This is amazing!!
@@chrisdcomedy Nice
@@chrisdcomedy hell yeah!
Imagine Chris showed up to a public high school as a substitute teacher for history lol
MAYBE I'LL DO THAT FOR ONE SEGMENT 😂😂😂
"Look who brought Panzerschokolade for the whole class!"
Ever see Key and Peele / Substitute Teacher Mr. Garvy? Lol!
@@chrisdcomedy as a World History Teacher I give you permission to do it in one of my classes.
with the forehead of a mailbox and Staten Island accent, "dude...so like Japan was like no way...bro,"
This is actually a great way to learn about history while keeping it fun & engaging. Absolutely love this!
Chrissy, please make this a weekly video. That was super knowledgeable and hilarious
COMING WEEKLY BABES!
@@chrisdcomedyhanks dawg! Thanks for reppin nyc heavy!love from Queens 🙏🏽
@@chrisdcomedy GET BACK WITH YONNY YOU FF
I never knew Churchill was the one to attack Pearl Harbor. Thank you Chrissy for teaching me the real history.
😂😂😂😂
Japan took the offer in exchange for pictures of the Queens feet. The things they don't teach you in school!
@@Amerritt05 back then it was a hell of an offer
Well he did pack his pipe with a chopstick...
His name is Winston. Mr Churchill if your nasty
I miissssss HISTORY HIYENAS!!! 😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭 you and Yanni had the funniest chemistry together! Thanks for bringing the history content back
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How does this not have more views? A Distefano & Gillis history hour would be crack to us nerds.
Go check out the episode of history hyenas with Gillis
Could be one on the native Americans. Shane’s favorite
Let's go negro!!!!!
Chris makes learning about history fun. I wish I had Chris as my history teacher when I was in school
You do realise he made up half of this shit dont you?
I learned a lot while being entertained by Chris's signature punchy, entertaining delivery. Need more quick learns from Christories
He's off on a lot. And even more is just opinion.
I feel like Chris should of been on drunk history, Love this. however the US was sending weapons to the allies at the start of WWII
lend lease act
Also should appear with the goat of history podcasts
Hardcore history Dan Carlin
You know who would be a good guest for Christories? That Yannis Pappas kid. Who knows, maybe you guys even do a few podcasts on history together
He’s a good kid
Makes me saaaaad 😢
Chris at least stays on topic.
Way shiong jeang
That’s a great idea ya tute
Loving these. History comes to see you in a different way. Shades of days gone by. Respect to the Hyenas!
Anytime chrissy histories comes out I’m here for it baby and make no mistake I’m still a hyena who will come see you in a different way
CHRSTORIES!! YAAASS
I love history and regular history shows are boring asf. This is so clever I love you Chrissy thank you for the best content!!
CHRISSY!!! Lovin these history vids it's what the folks want🤌🤌🤌 happy new year to you and the fam, love ya buddy thanks for another year of hilarious podcasts🙏
I just found these history videos I can’t stop now
Wow you're so good at this you should start a history podcast with this pretty Greek guy I know
That would be WILD
I'm a huge history nerd. And a comedy nerd. This is great. It's like the funny joke read some cliff notes and is paraphrasing from memory. I love it.
You’d probably like Chris’ old podcast with fellow comedian Yanni, the history hyenas
Dude this is amazing! Love comedy and love history!!! Please keep doing more!!
You're confusing the Spanish civil war with the Spanish-American war. Spanish civil war was in the 1930's, Franco and the Fascists against the communists. Spanish-American war was in 1898, Teddy Roosevelt and the rough riders in Cuba.
The chronology was amazing and the way you led one thing right into the next lol great vid
You should do one of these a week
so many stolen bits from Shane Gillis. Still funny either way, but you basically used his entire bit about Hiroshima/Nagasaki being a "fuck around and find out" in his exact cadence lmao.
I love your comedy and stumbled upon this gem. I look forward to seeing more of them. Good work!
Also Chrissy, let's not forget tbe Japanese were ready to fight a land war to the last man, woman, and child. We actually dropped pamphlets all over Japan warning them of a massive bomb that can wipe an entire city with one bomb, they didn't believe it. So as a ditterent to avoid a inevitable land Invasion in Japan we dropped one, dropped more pamphlets and again the emperor said no way do they have another one, well we did, but not a third. A few days later, the emperor of Japan signed a surrender on the deck of a US aircraft carrier. When we went ashore and there is video of this, the entire coast line was packed with sea mines, trenches, gun towers, underground tunnels, barbed wire, trip wires, amd anything else you can possibly think of. General McArthur even said it we could have possibly lost 1 million men on both sides in an invasion of Japan. Luckily, it didn't come to that. The nuclear bomb saved more lives multiplied by 100s then it took. Also the Nazis were 3 months away from a nuclear weapon. We bombed there heavy water plants and set them back considerably.
Chrissy history is honestly a service to humanity. A history education with a pinch of sus….
A little surprised you didn’t mention the Hanford Site. Its where the plutonium for the atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki was manufactured. It’s in eastern WA, where I’m from. In high school playoffs we’d play a school whose mascot was ‘the Bombers’. I never realized how fucked up that is until years later 😅🙃
This is fire and actually something I would watch weekly vs the pod. personal prefrence
More of these please. I like swearing and debauchery when learning about world history.
So well done! I’m glad you brought up Japan wanting not to face Russia. Keep up the history classes bro love it
Your knowledge, ability to grasp our attention and really teach us some awesome shit, plus the humor. I wish I had a teacher like this in high school!
this is the best Master Class episode I’ve ever seen. can’t wait for the next one. 🔥
Miss the history hyenas! This is great ❤
Chrissy history is the best chrissy
I love this please make more history videos. I learned more here than in school
Please do more videos like this. I can’t tell you how excited I was when I saw this pop up in my notifications.
not to be dramatic, but if i dont learn something new every WEEK. i will kill myself♥️
The story time I didn’t know I needed lol. This is great. 👍
Love your history lessons!! You’d be an incredible high school history teacher!!!
I appreciate this so much
Thank u 🙏 learning w laughs helps me process
Most definitely keep up these history lessons and he explains it in a totally funny way I appreciate the content keep it up Chrissy
I expect to see weekly history lessons every week.
You did two on the street tours. One In Philly and one in Boston I think. Any chance you can do some more! The two tour guides you got were great!
I love this series, I truly hope you do more
Please do this more! A full history pod with you would be so entertaining !!love to you and peace
PS Churchill worked with the Daleks so your conspiracy probably has merit
Look up “History hyenas”
@@daytonleegood1262 ^
Yes! History Chrissy is the best!! Do more like this. I miss the old Patreon.
You have to do these every week, it’s mandatory bro lol. Combining something really important like history with comedy is too good an idea to not make it a weekly thing.
He had a history podcast before, it was called history hyenas
Sick!! Half the hosts but twice as good!
imagine if he ever did a history podcast oh wait...
It’s still raw
sooooo good!! learned a lot thanks Chrissy!
This was eye opening Chris. Love hearing history from you.
He kinda glossed over the fact that part of the reason the US waited so long to join the war was because many wanted Hitler to win so he could destroy the Soviet Union. Even when intelligence agencies first knew about the concentration camps the US was still unwilling to join. But then Hitler's Operation Typhoon failed in October 1941 and the Russian Winter began. Only then did the US start changing it's mind and then 2 months later Pearl Harbor happens. Now that's eyeopening.
This honestly was fantastic, funny but also teaching so much
you should do an hour podcast about history, maybe you can do it with yannis pappis .
For sure best series on the internet can't wait for another one. Maybe something on good ol'Abe Lincoln
I miss the wild History Hyenas Chrissy
ladder 42 !!
@@cousinivoryciv1309 You mean Ladder 14 bro lol
@@leerob5626 fukk im an idiot FRIK!!! LOL its a character piece xD
Please do more of these!
All this time later, and I'm still up set about history hyenas. It was the perfect mix of comedy and history. Plus yani is a good kid.
he’s a true blue gay
Very good and funny keep them coming
I learned more from Chrissy than I did from 4 years of history class in highschool. Amazing.
This was a perfect podcast to shave my legs to. Thanks Chrissy!
As much as I like to believe it was Truman‘s ego Japan was never going to stop. the amount of horrors that take place is truly unspeakable but remember there were Japanese holdouts in the forest till like the 60s or 70s who thought the war was still going on that’s how their determination set them apart
yes debate! the japanese became demons when they were imperialistic. the fact that death before defeat is their main mantra is why there were so many vets still "active".
I learn more here in 20 min than I learn 10 years in school thank you professor chrisy comedy
You're my favorite of the Santino, Schulz, Stavros, Dillon Era comedians. You should do more of these
And Normand, Morrill, Gillis, Ari. All so good
Schulz is whack
“Hairy Ass Truman” had me dead 😂
Bro - you gotta keep doing these. This was phenomenal. We need more. You even threw some conspiracy stuff in there while keeping it factual? Fucking fantassssstic
This is fantastic, make more
I love Chrissy Hisstory! You explain things that idiots like me can understand. Keep em' coming.
You have a calling and it’s hot takes on history muchas gracias
Japan was NEVER gonna surrender. The Japanese emperor was ordained by god, his people thought he was the hand of god, he needed a miracle of an out to quit fighting a hopeless war. The nuclear bomb was his out. Even god could not match that new American technology, and his people understood that.
Yup, if Hiroshima being leveled didn't do it, nothing was going to make them surrender
@@JamesScrote do a little research on Japanese culture before WW2. There were Japanese soldiers who never stopped fighting WW2. Decades after it was over. Defending little islands by themselves
@@JamesScrote all the Japanese military leaders committed ritual suicide if they lost, because humiliation from defeat was worse than death in their culture. Wounded Japanese soldiers would routinely wait for the US to provide medical aid then detonate grenades to try to take out one last man and evade capture. The fighter pilots that attacked Pearl Harbor knew it was a 1 way trip. They were honored to perform a suicide mission for their country. Cultural pressure is stronger than most realize, and pre WW2 Japan was a feudal war scape where only the strong survived. Japan stayed Japan when Ghengis Khan was around. The Koreans wanted in Japan. The Chinese wanted in Japan. Nobody got in for thousands of years, until we blew up those bombs.
It’s hilarious. 10/10. Learning and laughing at the same time.
I miss history hyenas
PLEASE DO MORE. I WAS SOO ENGAGED THE ENTIRE TIME!
Awesome concept. Historic stories with comedic timing and jokes...cool. Your an awesome comedian man and above all seem like a good human...seems to be lacking on social media these days lol. Stay cool broski
CHRISSY! BABYYY! I love this!
You’re killing it kid!
Get Shane Gillis on here please. You two talking history would be absolute GOLD.
Better than the shaman who thinks pearl harbor was caused by two prop planes lol
@@acs78393god bless the shaman
He already had him on an episode of History Hyenas
@@DrBrule-ht2ms oh I know. I’m saying we need MORE. Shane is my favorite comic right now and I absolutely love when he talks history, so seeing him and Chrissy team up on a regular basis would be fuckin amazing.
“The Super Bowl of wars” 🤣
Yesssss, keep these coming.
If Chris was my history teacher I woulda passed no doubt
As fucked up as the nukes were in terms of human casualties and suffering the alternative, a land invasion, would not only mean more US casualties, but more Japanese casualties as well, both civilian and military. So as outright brutal and shocking as the nukes were, (and maybe they could have dropped them somewhere else, I dunno) the months long, grinding urban fighting from an invasion would have been much much worse in terms of total human suffering and destruction.
I love when you talk history to me Chrissy babes. Keep em coming!
Imagine trying to animate this!
Brilliant work Christopher thank you x
This is everything. I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!
Would’ve been a great history professor. So entertaining and enthusiastic about history I LOVE IT
To say I love this is an understatement. CHRISTORIES BABES!
More Christories please. I’m both entertained and informed!! Love it
You have to do more of these
I miss a certain someone by his side to talk about history
Same
Needs more sound effects and background music.
I like what you doing here kiddd
This is the history series we never knew we needed until now.
history hyenas?
The history mixed with comedy is epic
I learned more about American history in 20 minutes than I did in my entire education.
....you literally used to do this on the top 3 best podcasts ever. Watch the History Hyenas pod with Bill Burr 1st appearance. And listen to what he says.
No yanni?!?!
Man those were good days before corona and just getting our history on with the hyenas
Fun fact. The bombs were actually manufactured in Oakridge, TN, and transported to New Mexico for testing. That town was literally built by the government for the manufacturing of those weapons. The people who worked I the factories had to basically sign a nn disclosure agreement in that they could not talk about what they did at their job, not even to their own families.
This is top tier Chrissy
I love Chrissy History!!!
Thank you for allowing a very few laughs from Pimp... starting to ruin episodes sounding like a fake laugh track.
I need more of this
This is golden.