The Deceitful Imposter King Of Persia

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  • @donkenkonken6685
    @donkenkonken6685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2941

    "Yo smerdis you know who you look like?"
    "Who?"
    "Smerdis"

    • @eddiesmile5442
      @eddiesmile5442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      “Yeah, duh. That’s me”
      “No, you look like SMERDIS”
      “SMERDIS Smerdis?”
      “SMERDIS Smerdis.”
      “Oh hell yeah”

    • @paigemulleman469
      @paigemulleman469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I leant about all these kings in GCSE ancient history. Hi I’m British. And watching this is like history withought context and I love it 😂

    • @firstnamelastname-om4qb
      @firstnamelastname-om4qb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paigemulleman469 who was the fake smerdis brother name respond quick

  • @mimilewis3653
    @mimilewis3653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7717

    “You’ve brought me such joy. Where’s my bow and arrow??” 😂😂😂😂

    • @chinmayeesurve7769
      @chinmayeesurve7769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Ohh dear... Don't you need a son?

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That and bring me my bow and your son's still cracks me up even now hahaha
      Although it's funny that she derails an assassin's Creed haybale joke with the laundry comment not getting the reference haha

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You've brought me such Joy. Wheres my bow and arrow??

  • @thebestaqua32
    @thebestaqua32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5608

    Man, Shane and Ryan have wildly different narrating voices

    • @dori_casper
      @dori_casper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      I think Ryan on purpose makes it sound spooky

    • @dori_casper
      @dori_casper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I'm sure Ryan makes his voice spooky on purpose

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true haha

    • @pierce888
      @pierce888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have the best profile pic

    • @star_gems
      @star_gems 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I would love a Ruining History ep with Ryan doing the voiceovers and an Unsolved ep with Shane doing the narrating.

  • @francesleones4973
    @francesleones4973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3553

    Garret: You've brought me such joy. Where's my bow and arrow?
    Garrick: Bring me my bow and your sons.
    These two are gold 😂

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My bow arrow? Me my bow and your son's. This two gold 😂

    • @aguywithsocks
      @aguywithsocks ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tayloranderson7547quack?

  • @jordanv5676
    @jordanv5676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2453

    The nobleman should have decided who got the throne by a bow and arrow contest. Whoever has a son left is king.

    • @aminatamaiga1
      @aminatamaiga1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wow lol

    • @gabrielearle9378
      @gabrielearle9378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @rachellecham
      @rachellecham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Makes since if their was a remaining heir a new line could begin

  • @rileyc.3224
    @rileyc.3224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2978

    * pulls out bow and arrow* “ WHERES UR SON”

    • @fandomstuff7143
      @fandomstuff7143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      (Mr Hamilton come in they brought him in half an hour ago he lost a lot of blood--)

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fandomstuff7143 nO

    • @sinsofthefather
      @sinsofthefather 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fandomstuff7143 stop right there my friend

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pulls out how and arrow* wheres ur son

    • @TylerJamesLogsdon
      @TylerJamesLogsdon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wheres your son dog??

  • @t.jackson2613
    @t.jackson2613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7025

    If they would teach this way in school, nobody would quit. Ever.

    • @nuryashifainsyiraah663
      @nuryashifainsyiraah663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Agreed.Make sure it is applied at all schools on Earth.

    • @kpbairan4271
      @kpbairan4271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nuryashifainsyiraah663 and

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Should just pick only the interesting part of the history, sad, happy, or weird one.

    • @EyeGlassTrainofMind
      @EyeGlassTrainofMind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@L16htW4rr10r but...that's like, all of history.

    • @indialove2396
      @indialove2396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed

  • @painter-midge
    @painter-midge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2449

    Who would win?
    - One of the largest empires in history, including many witnesses and powerful figures
    - OnE sNeAkY bOi

    • @ciceroxnightmother2588
      @ciceroxnightmother2588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ILikeCuteCats AndICannotLie one (1) horse-diddler

    • @CandyCookiez
      @CandyCookiez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ILikeCuteCats AndICannotLie r

    • @avamelvin6245
      @avamelvin6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shane would win. 😐😋🤣

    • @valenti_no
      @valenti_no 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This comment aged like milk

  • @giveyograndpaahug3153
    @giveyograndpaahug3153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

    I'm flooding this series to let you all know that Shane has a new History show called PUPPET HISTORY!
    that's how passionate I am about it! It's so good shane sings too!

    • @abbyankrah3728
      @abbyankrah3728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      No Fr its really good if your missing ruining history like I am puppet history will fill that void😊

    • @SomeoneOnEarth_707
      @SomeoneOnEarth_707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thanks for
      commenting this👍🏾

    • @fudge1770able
      @fudge1770able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      There is even a season 2 for puppet history. It just started.

    • @AnaisDemi
      @AnaisDemi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You are responsible for guiding me to puppet history and I can't thank you enough- I dislike puppets but puppet history is like the funniest thing ever and the songs!! The songs!! THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @SirRengeti
      @SirRengeti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It is such a good show!

  • @ducklord8819
    @ducklord8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Fun fact: Cyrus also has a daughter who Darius marries and their son is Xerxes, the bad guy from 300

    • @beebeee9987
      @beebeee9987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's really interesting

    • @rosamund_
      @rosamund_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yep, you can read more about him in Herodotus' Histories. That's where these stories are from :)
      (btw the historical accuracy of Herodotus' Histories is dubious at best but funny as hell)

    • @NarasimhaDiyasena
      @NarasimhaDiyasena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Another Fun Fact: Gomata the Magus was both the King of Saka and the Great Priest of the Achaemenids who took over following Badriyas death due to the chaos which ensued. Darius was one who was taking advantage for his own ambitions. 19 Kings supported Gomata. Darius would eventually succeeded in sacking Gomata, the political reason being that Gomata was for decentralization while Darius was for Centralization. Instead of killing Gomata however, Darius told a Nobel Lie saying he did and exiled Gomata to India. There Gomata was translated to Gautama, and was referred to as Siddhartha Gautama meaning Gautama from the land of sages. Yes, this is the same Gautama who became Buddha, he was the King of Saka and the Shah of Shahs, which is why he was able to claim kingship over Lanka where the Deva peoples resides. The story of Buddha’s childhood is in reference to Parthamasiris, the heir to the Throne of the Parthian Empire. Upon his fathers death he handed the throne over to his uncle and became a monk under the name Shigao. He was pivatol in spreading Buddhism in China where it was already known, and translating Buddhist works into Chinese. Gautama became Kowtam in western China and then Lou Tam in eastern China where he was referred to by the title Lou Tzu. His Dharma became Darwa in western China became Dao in eastern China. The Dao/Taoist teachings are the most advanced Buddhist teachings conveyed by Gomata/Gautama in his oldest age.

    • @itnotmeitu3896
      @itnotmeitu3896 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kind of a GOATED king in history irl

    • @LargeMan476
      @LargeMan476 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mm

  • @Spongebobs4Life
    @Spongebobs4Life 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2350

    “Everything’s coming up Smerdis!” 🤣

    • @KitCat898
      @KitCat898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Em B I lost it at this part🤣

    • @emmajeema
      @emmajeema 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is even better because it’s a “gypsy” reference

    • @viraloracle5151
      @viraloracle5151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emmajeema milhouse

  • @sahayeda5220
    @sahayeda5220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4576

    I love hearing of brutal history of anything before the 1800s. Nothing makes sense and it's crazy funny to hear about.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Amen to that. I would've died so soon then. I am woman. Sooo, ugh maybe death by childbirth at 15? Actually, you know what. I don't wanna think about it.

    • @emiliesmith5032
      @emiliesmith5032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Arunima Tiwari I'd be institutionalized.

    • @fappithard3044
      @fappithard3044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i would have either been a farmer or a killer

    • @TheWormzerjr
      @TheWormzerjr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      click my name to watch SON OF PERDITION

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is my Major right now, Archaeology Degree, it’s actually a fuckn hoot

  • @Ryder005
    @Ryder005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    “He’s a DJ and he owes me $40” 😂

    • @nicolelollipops8268
      @nicolelollipops8268 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chrisaliah I’m glad other people play the stereotypical name game lol

  • @jahnavi9863
    @jahnavi9863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2712

    All of them are average, at best... 😂😂😂
    He's a DJ and he owes me $40...
    LMAO 😂😂😂😂

    • @debaloydey685
      @debaloydey685 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jahnavi oh acha ji😍

    • @manamhb6430
      @manamhb6430 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh sure!
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_the_Great

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      After that story, I guess we now know why "Darius" is an average guy name. He won due to some shady horse business 🤣🤣

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me 40$

  • @kay-pp4ye
    @kay-pp4ye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    The fact that Sara and Shane have matching coffee mugs is soo cuteeee

    • @gabriella2154
      @gabriella2154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are they dating? cuz I ship it

    • @ausername5410
      @ausername5410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Gabriella 215 They are!

    • @Angeli28
      @Angeli28 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ausername5410 are you sure?

    • @aparajita1998
      @aparajita1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Angeli28 they are!

    • @vidyaratan8522
      @vidyaratan8522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Angeli28 they've been dating for yearss

  • @xx_v4mpirism
    @xx_v4mpirism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    "I know like... 7 Darius'. They're all average at best." *THE SHADEEEEE*

  • @MorriganReads
    @MorriganReads ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Fun fact, most historians now think the guy who ruled after Cambyses was the real Smerdis, and the whole imposter story was made up by Darius to justify killing him claiming the throne.

  • @tarrierevenant7938
    @tarrierevenant7938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “The large triangle mocks me. I will fight it.” 😂

  • @spiderdad2003
    @spiderdad2003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    With unsolved being over for the season, Ruining History is the only thing keeping me sane

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      meggo Ruining History might be the best thing buzzfeed does.

    • @newt2253
      @newt2253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      meggo unsolved is not over, they uploaded one last Friday

    • @spiderdad2003
      @spiderdad2003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ryan Innit that was the season finale ;)))

    • @shirleywang1973
      @shirleywang1973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The only one keeping you "Shane"

    • @newt2253
      @newt2253 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      meggo WAITTTT WHATTTT

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    LMAO.. "you brought me such joy, wheres my bow and arrow?"

  • @chaiky6556
    @chaiky6556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Not gonna lie, I've seen this video so many times I've lost count, but I still lose it every time Shane says "Bring out Garrett's son"
    😂😂😂
    🏹

  • @oreo_chichi_2024
    @oreo_chichi_2024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    7:22
    Okay, wHO is editing in these snarky comments and editing in general because THEY DESERVE ALL THE AWARDS.

    • @princ3zzh33ra
      @princ3zzh33ra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I bet it's Shane! Especially because of that last dig at Ryan and the horse diddling! 😂

    • @iu.lia.na.
      @iu.lia.na. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hira Mohammed last episode with the female pirate Shane requested the editor to convert the sum he was talking about on the screen and the editor just wrote 'no' or something, so I'm not sure it's him.

    • @tiredcerulean
      @tiredcerulean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’m pretty sure Shane does. He seems to do the research, write the script, and host so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was him. Also I think he said somewhere that he did

    • @oreo_chichi_2024
      @oreo_chichi_2024 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hira Mohammed You're probably right XDD

  • @revinaque1342
    @revinaque1342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3258

    "Who has the cutest butt."
    "Who judges that?"
    "Meeee."
    Shane and Sara are the cutest! 😁

    • @mynamesucks2
      @mynamesucks2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Revina Que Iii

    • @kellugz2557
      @kellugz2557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Revina Que it feels that Sara and Ryan are dating I don’t know it feels like that

    • @TheBooboobear1222
      @TheBooboobear1222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Extremegamer shane and sara are dating

    • @kellugz2557
      @kellugz2557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sydney Black ohhhhhh ok thanks I didn’t think they were dating

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When your girl is a boogara

  • @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627
    @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Sara: “Who has the cutest butt?”
    *Shane’s eyes*: “It me”

    • @dori_casper
      @dori_casper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was looking for comments about it

  • @JossAndJanik
    @JossAndJanik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3927

    This is becoming one of my favorite Buzzfeed series! Shane and Ryan are always killing it 👏🏽

    • @lisa-ew2fk
      @lisa-ew2fk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      and sara! :)

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joss and Janik it's the best bar none. Also check out the spooky show with Willie (Willie muse) if you like this

    • @Bprior1204
      @Bprior1204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used to watch a British show called QI... It has a very similar feel to this.. loving it

    • @abbasmalik2382
      @abbasmalik2382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I prefer unsolved crime

    • @umi.a178
      @umi.a178 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      2000 like if i dislike,it will be back to 1.9k likes 😂 don't worry i will like 😂😈

  • @amarirasheed9828
    @amarirasheed9828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    "Please stop stabbing our bull!"😂😂😂

  • @florrie.6377
    @florrie.6377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    “At sunrise, I just be spanking my horse.” 😂

  • @deyshafelisha4983
    @deyshafelisha4983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "The Head of the Family" That's great lol
    😂😂😂
    Garret: Ah you bring me so much joy, now give me a bow and arrow.

  • @MrUnpredicatable21
    @MrUnpredicatable21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    I like how Shane always has his (allegedly) best friend Ryan and his girlfriend on his show. Then he puts in the two other random people to keep the show fresh, but yeah I like this series as well.

    • @Kayla-lz6ry
      @Kayla-lz6ry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      “Alleged” think about it. They have to really love each other to put up with each other the way they do lol

    • @xquidditchcaptainx
      @xquidditchcaptainx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gerardo Perez who is she dating?

    • @MrUnpredicatable21
      @MrUnpredicatable21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      xquidditchcaptainx Shane and Sara are dating LOL

    • @marsinator3675
      @marsinator3675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      They have good chemistry it makes sense.

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Gerardo Perez whoa cool. I adore Sara wish she was in more things

  • @d.g.f.6497
    @d.g.f.6497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    “He’s a never nude.”

    • @paigemulleman469
      @paigemulleman469 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I leant about all these kings in GCSE ancient history. Hi I’m British. And watching this is like history withought context and I love it 😂

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “There are dozens of us! Dozens!” -Tobias Funke, Arrested Development.

  • @magentalilies8012
    @magentalilies8012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5960

    Shane is a history teacher I've always wanted.
    What do I have to do to get an A, Professor Madej?

  • @user-yq5qc2jw9y
    @user-yq5qc2jw9y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Absurd but historically accurate stories are my exact brand of niche humor. I will watch this series til I’m dead.

  • @c.jester5599
    @c.jester5599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    so you're gonna end the video BEFORE we hear about Xerxes 1, who got mad at a river and then ordered his men to whip the river????

    • @neccosan
      @neccosan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Shane and the others moved to Watcher, so if you want to convince them to do Xerxes, do so over there! They might listen :)

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This has awfully strong "declare war on Poseidon, order you army to stab at the ocean" vibes

  • @Justagirl0326
    @Justagirl0326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    "All of them are average, at best"

    • @mlagv4045
      @mlagv4045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Katie Ferguson my mom talking about me and my siblings

  • @MegaBabro
    @MegaBabro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    I'm so glad he's continuing with this series.

  • @kays5377
    @kays5377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    This video brings me such joy. Where's my bow and arrow

  • @IzellahImre
    @IzellahImre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2444

    Imagine presenting this to your history class with every little detail and your teacher being impressed and horrified as the rest of the class stares in awe and disgust. Well I know what I’m doing for my Semester Project.

    • @homeiswonderland
      @homeiswonderland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Plagiarizing?

    • @bref7348
      @bref7348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      homeiswonderland plagarising*

    • @homeiswonderland
      @homeiswonderland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Lukas / Lylas Bryar No actually, but congrats on being both condescending and wrong. That takes a special kind of skill.

    • @bref7348
      @bref7348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      homeiswonderland keep in mind america is part of the minority of countries who uses a Z in the word. So before jumping and calling names, consider the fact that languages exist.

    • @bref7348
      @bref7348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wasn't neccessarily correcting the "Z" but that's what she has focused on. I was correcting the fact that she added an extra "i". The z/s was just a natural thing for me to type. I apologise

  • @DoodleMonsterRocks
    @DoodleMonsterRocks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    those little background comments in the animation by Shane are gold

    • @Janaparnikova
      @Janaparnikova 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      DoodleMonsterRocks i don't think it's shane, comment argued with him in one of the episodes, so probably an editor

    • @amplexi1242
      @amplexi1242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need to know what editor because god damn they're funny

  • @awakealot9
    @awakealot9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Out of all the guests Garrick, Andrew and the two ladies from the ann bonnie episode are my favorite.

    • @holly5026
      @holly5026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the two ladies are from ladylike but idk

    • @Betherick1985
      @Betherick1985 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, Selorm and Joyce!
      Joyce is an absolute DELIGHT on Puppet History.

  • @liljimmyWOS
    @liljimmyWOS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    idk how buzzfeed does it but lately they have had the most amazing series with buzzfeed unsolved, worth it, and this ruining history props to u buzzfeed

    • @masha7377
      @masha7377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You know what I like about this comment? How you say that Buzzfeed is doing good because of these, in contrast to all the other commenters "buzzfeed is shot except this and this" - so negative!

  • @GloomyGoblin_
    @GloomyGoblin_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "Everything's coming up Smerdis" 😂

    • @paigemulleman469
      @paigemulleman469 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I leant about all these kings in GCSE ancient history. Hi I’m British. And watching this is like history withought context and I love it 😂

    • @faeriegraver
      @faeriegraver 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed so hard at this bit

    • @lindsayeller8649
      @lindsayeller8649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment is so underrated 🤣😂. I was howling!

  • @TigranAbgarjan
    @TigranAbgarjan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    16:19 "Call IX-I-I!" 😂😂😂

  • @sandyland4071
    @sandyland4071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    -“He stabbed himself by getting on his horse”
    Me-“and that kids is why we mount from the left side”

  • @cmaniac1238
    @cmaniac1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "Merc'd"
    "Baller"
    I can't even with these-

  • @sheren_b
    @sheren_b 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The amount of excitement Garrett had thru this entire video was both adorable and unsettling (esp when the bull was stabbed) lol
    Also I love the style changes, usually sit the cut out way but the CSI breakdown and the pixel art was really cool.
    Seriously this is my favorite series and one of the top ones at Buzzfeed!

  • @Shammonella
    @Shammonella 6 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    16:20 “call XI-I-I”

    • @mJrago88
      @mJrago88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shammo shout out to the Disney Heracles movie! XD

    • @jailogic3419
      @jailogic3419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @erisptolemy
      @erisptolemy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      IX I I but best part of the video 😂

    • @rainydays3625
      @rainydays3625 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayyyyyyyyy lmaooooo

    • @lesternsiahasante3411
      @lesternsiahasante3411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shammo call 9-1-1

  • @AnNguyen1141
    @AnNguyen1141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    the panel was great! everyone was just bouncing off of each other's comment! 10/10

  • @emmacat04
    @emmacat04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Shane AND Garrett?! This is a dream come true.

    • @MyAnto09
      @MyAnto09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emma Bowen same!

    • @nicolekruse5751
      @nicolekruse5751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly what I thought

    • @aaliyahb2286
      @aaliyahb2286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tall bois ftw

    • @freddieelaine6957
      @freddieelaine6957 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emma Bowen this made me so happy

    • @alexpadilla6306
      @alexpadilla6306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      lol just like shane dawson and garrett watts

  • @xoxfiftyytwo
    @xoxfiftyytwo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    woah, shane has a narrator's voice as well

  • @karsoncase
    @karsoncase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    0:45 is when Puppet History was born. It soon evolved into something big and better! I can’t get enough

  • @ExoHazzy
    @ExoHazzy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This gotta be one of the best, if not the best episode from this series.

  • @meramag
    @meramag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    this really made madej

    • @wormpyy
      @wormpyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mera Magdalena underrated comment

    • @julianbell9161
      @julianbell9161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Seinfeld theme plays*

    • @PolyBiBadger
      @PolyBiBadger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mera Magdalena 😂😂😂😂

    • @edgarallanpoe8917
      @edgarallanpoe8917 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your username is my favorite song..

  • @mexamrc
    @mexamrc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    If only Shane could teach history like this with humor, maybe even as like a puppet or something. While maybe making it like a game where the participants answer questions and earn jelly beans to win a cup! Now that is something worth watching!

    • @EatMyPancreasPlease
      @EatMyPancreasPlease ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If only such a show also had intricate lore slowly unveiled over a 5-year period, shocking villain reveals, grizzly murders, a heart-wrenching funeral, God, dinosaurs, and maybe singing.

    • @bridgetpatrick3012
      @bridgetpatrick3012 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      would be even better if at the end there was a sweet little song from the perspective of someone or something involved in the historical event

  • @emilyking1177
    @emilyking1177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This is the only other buzzfeed series besides unsolved I like...please keep it, I need as much Shana and Ryan as I can in a week

    • @fairytailgirl123
      @fairytailgirl123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emily King Shana ? Omg Conspiracy theory Shane is actually a girl

    • @emilyking1177
      @emilyking1177 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      kidflashgirl123 definitely

  • @KyleeOBrienKyleeMay
    @KyleeOBrienKyleeMay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Garret is such a good addition to this episode, he is soooooo funny!!!!!!!!!

  • @cabbage8189
    @cabbage8189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “He’s a DJ and he owes me forty dollars”
    I‘m gonna start saying this all the time

  • @macadelac
    @macadelac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Me- *has an essay due tomorrow on a book I haven’t read a single page of*
    Also me- “let me just finish this episode of ruining history”

    • @shinebrightlikeadoitsu1120
      @shinebrightlikeadoitsu1120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mackenzie Colvin just looks at the back side of the book. And half of your work is done

    • @bomethia7412
      @bomethia7412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mackenzie Colvin So, did you get a good grade? 😂

    • @sheridanockey
      @sheridanockey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least you’re learning

  • @tusancho5358
    @tusancho5358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Ryan and Shane are saving this channel ,Buzzfeed blue would suffer without them,to be honest

  • @beverlydodson6980
    @beverlydodson6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    cambyses: kill my friend
    his soldiers: i mean, okay but actually no
    a few days later:
    cambyses: awe man i wish i hadnt told them to kill my friend
    his soldiers: surprise! hes still alive because we knew youd regret it
    cambyses: oh wow you guys know me so well
    his soldiers: :)
    cambyses: now go die for not following orders
    his soldiers: wh-
    cambyses: die

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine how he got them killed. He was like "get lots of guards here, so we can have a feast, you heros over here, no need for uniform and weapons for you heros, KILL THOSE STANDING THERE RIGHT NOW!"

  • @ginnycherry7235
    @ginnycherry7235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I lost it at "call IX-I-I!" When the assassin guy jumped xD

  • @XoXoDezix
    @XoXoDezix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Please keep Garrick on this series!!!!! This is the perfect cast for this series!!!!

    • @XoXoDezix
      @XoXoDezix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christian Perez yea right lol

    • @trevillyan5515
      @trevillyan5515 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're the perfect cast for this series

    • @mardain4467
      @mardain4467 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      100%

  • @treshurchest
    @treshurchest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Oh that guy's always wearing a hat.....maybe his ears got chopped off"
    😂😂💀

  • @toastbot9496
    @toastbot9496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    The story has so many twists it may be considered an M. Night shaymalan movie

  • @unispeck2853
    @unispeck2853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    I humbly request an episode on the Siege of Masada. Pretty please.

    • @amelie3464
      @amelie3464 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sanna G Who ever you are, could you please help me get to 150 subscribers? 😊🙏

    • @tophers3756
      @tophers3756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sanna G a great piece of manufactured historic propaganda praising violent extremists who advocating killing fellow Jews who worked with Rome. Especially the long speech supposedly given by the leader that was remembered by a few scared people who overheard it while hiding in a well.

    • @PameDz
      @PameDz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ohhh yessss!!!

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I'm interested in that badass queen

  • @walkingtalkingcandytragedy5599
    @walkingtalkingcandytragedy5599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    teacher-you got an F
    me-[pulls out bow and arrow] where is your son mr whatever!!!!

  • @kjarrett99
    @kjarrett99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    3:26 you can hear Shanes hooting and hollering and swearing to demonstrate Cambyses' rage

  • @kaurleen6255
    @kaurleen6255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3342

    wOW i have so much hw to do, but priorities amirite?

    • @olly1793
      @olly1793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      butera's moonlight sAmE

    • @olly1793
      @olly1793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      butera's moonlight
      I have so much work to do but meh

    • @pamelagot7730
      @pamelagot7730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Liv ChimChim2904 me 2 tbh but at least we are learning something

    • @WateverWatever04
      @WateverWatever04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      butera's moonlight Saaame

    • @nicolezab7609
      @nicolezab7609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have two essays to write but you know....

  • @kalpanarai3405
    @kalpanarai3405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I feel like in a weird way, shane and sara's personalities really complement each other. That's a cute couple, if i've ever seen one.

  • @uoouo5235
    @uoouo5235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    the real smerdis smerdIS
    but the fake smerdis smerdISN'T
    k bye

    • @zrmsraggot
      @zrmsraggot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who was about to burn him before seeing she's a girl ;) me

    • @hafzah1996
      @hafzah1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      K bye

    • @awakealot9
      @awakealot9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my gosh that’s Grace from ES

  • @TheWeeklyFangirl
    @TheWeeklyFangirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    When will Ruining History return from the war...? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @sarahglover4241
      @sarahglover4241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      after they're all done messing with the horses...

    • @Lauren.E.O
      @Lauren.E.O 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There’s a new show, Puppet History, that they moved to on another channel.

    • @gabbypatterson3663
      @gabbypatterson3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Puppet history on Watcher is basically this but with puppets and a song at the end and jellybeans

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gabbypatterson3663 Its similar but honestly not quite as good. Very close though

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NoThankUBeQuiet I would disagree with you, but your opinion.

  • @sydneyrosegillis7737
    @sydneyrosegillis7737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I swear this is a hint at puppet history: asking them to guess how they'd take the throne, immediately followed by "a jelly bean in a jar situation" 😂

    • @Nemisionn
      @Nemisionn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except that this predates Puppet History by two years?

  • @sarahg1663
    @sarahg1663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Squally squoop, fucko" 😂😂 7:28

    • @EmceeMayo
      @EmceeMayo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KILLED ME 😂😂

  • @schuylerdade
    @schuylerdade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Please have Garrett in more of these. His laugh is infectious.

  • @darkbro111
    @darkbro111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "you've brought me so much joy, where's my bow and arrow"

  • @KuR58
    @KuR58 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    It's 2019 and I still am craving for more of this

    • @free_falling_in_abyss
      @free_falling_in_abyss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Almost 2020 and same

    • @oliviakay6473
      @oliviakay6473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Check out Puppet History on Shane and Ryan’s channel the Watcher if you haven’t! It’s absolute gold

    • @Angeli28
      @Angeli28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And I'm still waiting for more

  • @kei.mp_
    @kei.mp_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Yo Shane. You have to do the story of Rasputin!! It’s crazy!!

    • @liameg9460
      @liameg9460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg yes

    • @e.vanl.
      @e.vanl. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wolf Hitoki Yes, that's such an interesting story!

    • @thebleeves3416
      @thebleeves3416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A hundred percent!

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah but don't most ppl know it?

    • @kei.mp_
      @kei.mp_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kara Ruckle not the full story about how he was killed and such. Plus I think I’d be fun to see it animated ya know

  • @clarissarojas7959
    @clarissarojas7959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “Call Xl-l-l” lmao that was a good one

  • @suzakusegura2567
    @suzakusegura2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This feels like the proud predecessor to Watcher's Puppet History. Awesome

  • @sonja5021
    @sonja5021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Who is editing this?? I'm dyinngggggg

    • @theishjournal
      @theishjournal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OMG I was looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @xianzhou4755
      @xianzhou4755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That would be Ash Brown

  • @freyacharlotte3700
    @freyacharlotte3700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    i want to officially confess my love to whoever edits these videos

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @freya : Me. For our date, do you like to hike?

  • @oreo_chichi_2024
    @oreo_chichi_2024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    2:13
    I had a feeling there would be a joke about Cyrus' head, and I was not disappointed.

  • @sheenanigans9136
    @sheenanigans9136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I loved this panel, they have great banter

  • @Yalikejazz_69
    @Yalikejazz_69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "The large triangle mocks me. I will fight it."
    Words to live by

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stanford Pines with Bill Cipher:

  • @bublex5270
    @bublex5270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    This is my favorite panel so far

  • @annastaseya1964
    @annastaseya1964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    the "I love signs" at 9:59 had me c r y in g

  • @ye-average-artist3890
    @ye-average-artist3890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Holy crud, u just noticed that imposter Smerdis has red eyes just like the magain, *FORESHADOWING* how did I not notice this till now?

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You*

    • @ye-average-artist3890
      @ye-average-artist3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@englishatheart... It was actually meant to be *I.... But thanks for drawing my attention to the typo....

  • @person4800
    @person4800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Do an episode on Napoleon’s failed invasion of Russia that was weird man

    • @rouzbeakhlaghi3038
      @rouzbeakhlaghi3038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Let's invade one of the coldest regions known to man...IN WINTER!

    • @ria7330
      @ria7330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And bring half of the army with us

    • @person4800
      @person4800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m sure it’ll go wonderfully

    • @sasha9465
      @sasha9465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      GREAT IDEA GENERAL

    • @bellareevahs9681
      @bellareevahs9681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES

  • @cymbalbell1270
    @cymbalbell1270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Now do
    Mahajapit ❌
    Mahapajit ❌
    Mapajahit ❌
    Majapahit,✔

    • @softcdges
      @softcdges 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      god learning about this empire back in school was hellish, ,,

    • @shika168
      @shika168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@softcdges Are you Indonesian? Because same 😂😂😂

    • @DecemberSfy
      @DecemberSfy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love the history of the world video!

  • @zrszrs2405
    @zrszrs2405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    The Importance of Being Smerdis

    • @allie1341
      @allie1341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zrs Zrs ap lit jokes

    • @linguisticsnerd433
      @linguisticsnerd433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whoa
      Fuckin masterpiece of a comment mate

    • @lixak6307
      @lixak6307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This... this is such a fucking good joke

  • @sagekeswani548
    @sagekeswani548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    i think this was my favorite ruining history episode yet

  • @reneearwen
    @reneearwen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    5:31 you've brought me such joy; where's my bow and arrow??? 🤣🤣

  • @meghan7474
    @meghan7474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Is it just me or does a background person scream “Woo, Spring Break!” at 17:36 😂😂

    • @namemycactus
      @namemycactus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      meghan7474 Affirmative

  • @TAPIEMEDIASTUDIO
    @TAPIEMEDIASTUDIO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Best hangover show ever. Facts.

  • @perfectcanadian1054
    @perfectcanadian1054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I wish every history class had a teacher like Shane. And Damn Persian history is crazy 😂

  • @lilabarnette8592
    @lilabarnette8592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “ Everything’s comin up Smerdis” 😂

  • @ellaroseinglis5832
    @ellaroseinglis5832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    who animates these? they are amazing

    • @Xanderrleee
      @Xanderrleee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ella Rose Inglis Shane probably

    • @0san0sh
      @0san0sh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m pretty sure Shane edits his Ruining History videos the same way Ryan edits Unsolved.

    • @yoongisgummysmile6116
      @yoongisgummysmile6116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty sure it’s Shane

    • @anne1765
      @anne1765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      rsnnlccns Ryan does not do the editing for Unsolved anymore. They literally showed everyone behind Unsolved in one of the Q&A videos.
      I think Shane does not do the editing for this one either. Please see the on-screen comments on the previous video.

  • @paigenickita5125
    @paigenickita5125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    He always wore a turban huh...?
    Professor quarrel anyone?

    • @graceless000
      @graceless000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Paige Nickita omg yes XD

    • @alex.r.891
      @alex.r.891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YEEEeeEEEEEESSSSSSSSSsss

  • @meghan7474
    @meghan7474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I want a T-shirt that says, “Everything’s coming up Smerdis” 😂😂😂

  • @tarrierevenant7938
    @tarrierevenant7938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “It is a pretty bold thing to go ‘that guy’s wearing a hat because he doesn’t have ears. Not ‘he had a bad haircut’ but no he got both his ears cut off.”

  • @sleepysmartboy6287
    @sleepysmartboy6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "He returned to the king to give him the good news of his murdered brother"