That and bring me my bow and your son's still cracks me up even now hahaha Although it's funny that she derails an assassin's Creed haybale joke with the laundry comment not getting the reference haha
I'm flooding this series to let you all know that Shane has a new History show called PUPPET HISTORY! that's how passionate I am about it! It's so good shane sings too!
You are responsible for guiding me to puppet history and I can't thank you enough- I dislike puppets but puppet history is like the funniest thing ever and the songs!! The songs!! THANK YOU SO MUCH
yep, you can read more about him in Herodotus' Histories. That's where these stories are from :) (btw the historical accuracy of Herodotus' Histories is dubious at best but funny as hell)
Another Fun Fact: Gomata the Magus was both the King of Saka and the Great Priest of the Achaemenids who took over following Badriyas death due to the chaos which ensued. Darius was one who was taking advantage for his own ambitions. 19 Kings supported Gomata. Darius would eventually succeeded in sacking Gomata, the political reason being that Gomata was for decentralization while Darius was for Centralization. Instead of killing Gomata however, Darius told a Nobel Lie saying he did and exiled Gomata to India. There Gomata was translated to Gautama, and was referred to as Siddhartha Gautama meaning Gautama from the land of sages. Yes, this is the same Gautama who became Buddha, he was the King of Saka and the Shah of Shahs, which is why he was able to claim kingship over Lanka where the Deva peoples resides. The story of Buddha’s childhood is in reference to Parthamasiris, the heir to the Throne of the Parthian Empire. Upon his fathers death he handed the throne over to his uncle and became a monk under the name Shigao. He was pivatol in spreading Buddhism in China where it was already known, and translating Buddhist works into Chinese. Gautama became Kowtam in western China and then Lou Tam in eastern China where he was referred to by the title Lou Tzu. His Dharma became Darwa in western China became Dao in eastern China. The Dao/Taoist teachings are the most advanced Buddhist teachings conveyed by Gomata/Gautama in his oldest age.
Amen to that. I would've died so soon then. I am woman. Sooo, ugh maybe death by childbirth at 15? Actually, you know what. I don't wanna think about it.
Fun fact, most historians now think the guy who ruled after Cambyses was the real Smerdis, and the whole imposter story was made up by Darius to justify killing him claiming the throne.
Hira Mohammed last episode with the female pirate Shane requested the editor to convert the sum he was talking about on the screen and the editor just wrote 'no' or something, so I'm not sure it's him.
I’m pretty sure Shane does. He seems to do the research, write the script, and host so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was him. Also I think he said somewhere that he did
I like how Shane always has his (allegedly) best friend Ryan and his girlfriend on his show. Then he puts in the two other random people to keep the show fresh, but yeah I like this series as well.
Imagine presenting this to your history class with every little detail and your teacher being impressed and horrified as the rest of the class stares in awe and disgust. Well I know what I’m doing for my Semester Project.
homeiswonderland keep in mind america is part of the minority of countries who uses a Z in the word. So before jumping and calling names, consider the fact that languages exist.
I wasn't neccessarily correcting the "Z" but that's what she has focused on. I was correcting the fact that she added an extra "i". The z/s was just a natural thing for me to type. I apologise
idk how buzzfeed does it but lately they have had the most amazing series with buzzfeed unsolved, worth it, and this ruining history props to u buzzfeed
You know what I like about this comment? How you say that Buzzfeed is doing good because of these, in contrast to all the other commenters "buzzfeed is shot except this and this" - so negative!
The amount of excitement Garrett had thru this entire video was both adorable and unsettling (esp when the bull was stabbed) lol Also I love the style changes, usually sit the cut out way but the CSI breakdown and the pixel art was really cool. Seriously this is my favorite series and one of the top ones at Buzzfeed!
If only Shane could teach history like this with humor, maybe even as like a puppet or something. While maybe making it like a game where the participants answer questions and earn jelly beans to win a cup! Now that is something worth watching!
If only such a show also had intricate lore slowly unveiled over a 5-year period, shocking villain reveals, grizzly murders, a heart-wrenching funeral, God, dinosaurs, and maybe singing.
cambyses: kill my friend his soldiers: i mean, okay but actually no a few days later: cambyses: awe man i wish i hadnt told them to kill my friend his soldiers: surprise! hes still alive because we knew youd regret it cambyses: oh wow you guys know me so well his soldiers: :) cambyses: now go die for not following orders his soldiers: wh- cambyses: die
4 ปีที่แล้ว +1
Imagine how he got them killed. He was like "get lots of guards here, so we can have a feast, you heros over here, no need for uniform and weapons for you heros, KILL THOSE STANDING THERE RIGHT NOW!"
Sanna G a great piece of manufactured historic propaganda praising violent extremists who advocating killing fellow Jews who worked with Rome. Especially the long speech supposedly given by the leader that was remembered by a few scared people who overheard it while hiding in a well.
rsnnlccns Ryan does not do the editing for Unsolved anymore. They literally showed everyone behind Unsolved in one of the Q&A videos. I think Shane does not do the editing for this one either. Please see the on-screen comments on the previous video.
“It is a pretty bold thing to go ‘that guy’s wearing a hat because he doesn’t have ears. Not ‘he had a bad haircut’ but no he got both his ears cut off.”
"Yo smerdis you know who you look like?"
"Who?"
"Smerdis"
“Yeah, duh. That’s me”
“No, you look like SMERDIS”
“SMERDIS Smerdis?”
“SMERDIS Smerdis.”
“Oh hell yeah”
I leant about all these kings in GCSE ancient history. Hi I’m British. And watching this is like history withought context and I love it 😂
@@paigemulleman469 who was the fake smerdis brother name respond quick
“You’ve brought me such joy. Where’s my bow and arrow??” 😂😂😂😂
Ohh dear... Don't you need a son?
That and bring me my bow and your son's still cracks me up even now hahaha
Although it's funny that she derails an assassin's Creed haybale joke with the laundry comment not getting the reference haha
You've brought me such Joy. Wheres my bow and arrow??
Man, Shane and Ryan have wildly different narrating voices
I think Ryan on purpose makes it sound spooky
I'm sure Ryan makes his voice spooky on purpose
So true haha
You have the best profile pic
I would love a Ruining History ep with Ryan doing the voiceovers and an Unsolved ep with Shane doing the narrating.
Garret: You've brought me such joy. Where's my bow and arrow?
Garrick: Bring me my bow and your sons.
These two are gold 😂
My bow arrow? Me my bow and your son's. This two gold 😂
@@tayloranderson7547quack?
The nobleman should have decided who got the throne by a bow and arrow contest. Whoever has a son left is king.
Wow lol
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Makes since if their was a remaining heir a new line could begin
* pulls out bow and arrow* “ WHERES UR SON”
(Mr Hamilton come in they brought him in half an hour ago he lost a lot of blood--)
@@fandomstuff7143 nO
@@fandomstuff7143 stop right there my friend
Pulls out how and arrow* wheres ur son
Wheres your son dog??
If they would teach this way in school, nobody would quit. Ever.
Agreed.Make sure it is applied at all schools on Earth.
@@nuryashifainsyiraah663 and
Should just pick only the interesting part of the history, sad, happy, or weird one.
@@L16htW4rr10r but...that's like, all of history.
Agreed
Who would win?
- One of the largest empires in history, including many witnesses and powerful figures
- OnE sNeAkY bOi
ILikeCuteCats AndICannotLie one (1) horse-diddler
ILikeCuteCats AndICannotLie r
Shane would win. 😐😋🤣
This comment aged like milk
I'm flooding this series to let you all know that Shane has a new History show called PUPPET HISTORY!
that's how passionate I am about it! It's so good shane sings too!
No Fr its really good if your missing ruining history like I am puppet history will fill that void😊
Thanks for
commenting this👍🏾
There is even a season 2 for puppet history. It just started.
You are responsible for guiding me to puppet history and I can't thank you enough- I dislike puppets but puppet history is like the funniest thing ever and the songs!! The songs!! THANK YOU SO MUCH
It is such a good show!
Fun fact: Cyrus also has a daughter who Darius marries and their son is Xerxes, the bad guy from 300
That's really interesting
yep, you can read more about him in Herodotus' Histories. That's where these stories are from :)
(btw the historical accuracy of Herodotus' Histories is dubious at best but funny as hell)
Another Fun Fact: Gomata the Magus was both the King of Saka and the Great Priest of the Achaemenids who took over following Badriyas death due to the chaos which ensued. Darius was one who was taking advantage for his own ambitions. 19 Kings supported Gomata. Darius would eventually succeeded in sacking Gomata, the political reason being that Gomata was for decentralization while Darius was for Centralization. Instead of killing Gomata however, Darius told a Nobel Lie saying he did and exiled Gomata to India. There Gomata was translated to Gautama, and was referred to as Siddhartha Gautama meaning Gautama from the land of sages. Yes, this is the same Gautama who became Buddha, he was the King of Saka and the Shah of Shahs, which is why he was able to claim kingship over Lanka where the Deva peoples resides. The story of Buddha’s childhood is in reference to Parthamasiris, the heir to the Throne of the Parthian Empire. Upon his fathers death he handed the throne over to his uncle and became a monk under the name Shigao. He was pivatol in spreading Buddhism in China where it was already known, and translating Buddhist works into Chinese. Gautama became Kowtam in western China and then Lou Tam in eastern China where he was referred to by the title Lou Tzu. His Dharma became Darwa in western China became Dao in eastern China. The Dao/Taoist teachings are the most advanced Buddhist teachings conveyed by Gomata/Gautama in his oldest age.
Kind of a GOATED king in history irl
Mm
“Everything’s coming up Smerdis!” 🤣
Em B I lost it at this part🤣
This is even better because it’s a “gypsy” reference
@@emmajeema milhouse
I love hearing of brutal history of anything before the 1800s. Nothing makes sense and it's crazy funny to hear about.
Amen to that. I would've died so soon then. I am woman. Sooo, ugh maybe death by childbirth at 15? Actually, you know what. I don't wanna think about it.
Arunima Tiwari I'd be institutionalized.
i would have either been a farmer or a killer
click my name to watch SON OF PERDITION
This is my Major right now, Archaeology Degree, it’s actually a fuckn hoot
“He’s a DJ and he owes me $40” 😂
Chrisaliah I’m glad other people play the stereotypical name game lol
All of them are average, at best... 😂😂😂
He's a DJ and he owes me $40...
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
Jahnavi oh acha ji😍
Oh sure!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_the_Great
After that story, I guess we now know why "Darius" is an average guy name. He won due to some shady horse business 🤣🤣
Me 40$
The fact that Sara and Shane have matching coffee mugs is soo cuteeee
Are they dating? cuz I ship it
Gabriella 215 They are!
@@ausername5410 are you sure?
@@Angeli28 they are!
@@Angeli28 they've been dating for yearss
"I know like... 7 Darius'. They're all average at best." *THE SHADEEEEE*
Anne Marie but accurate
I red this in Latrice Royal’s voice.
Fun fact, most historians now think the guy who ruled after Cambyses was the real Smerdis, and the whole imposter story was made up by Darius to justify killing him claiming the throne.
“The large triangle mocks me. I will fight it.” 😂
With unsolved being over for the season, Ruining History is the only thing keeping me sane
meggo Ruining History might be the best thing buzzfeed does.
meggo unsolved is not over, they uploaded one last Friday
Ryan Innit that was the season finale ;)))
The only one keeping you "Shane"
meggo WAITTTT WHATTTT
LMAO.. "you brought me such joy, wheres my bow and arrow?"
Not gonna lie, I've seen this video so many times I've lost count, but I still lose it every time Shane says "Bring out Garrett's son"
😂😂😂
🏹
7:22
Okay, wHO is editing in these snarky comments and editing in general because THEY DESERVE ALL THE AWARDS.
I bet it's Shane! Especially because of that last dig at Ryan and the horse diddling! 😂
Hira Mohammed last episode with the female pirate Shane requested the editor to convert the sum he was talking about on the screen and the editor just wrote 'no' or something, so I'm not sure it's him.
I’m pretty sure Shane does. He seems to do the research, write the script, and host so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was him. Also I think he said somewhere that he did
Hira Mohammed You're probably right XDD
"Who has the cutest butt."
"Who judges that?"
"Meeee."
Shane and Sara are the cutest! 😁
Revina Que Iii
Revina Que it feels that Sara and Ryan are dating I don’t know it feels like that
Extremegamer shane and sara are dating
Sydney Black ohhhhhh ok thanks I didn’t think they were dating
When your girl is a boogara
Sara: “Who has the cutest butt?”
*Shane’s eyes*: “It me”
I was looking for comments about it
This is becoming one of my favorite Buzzfeed series! Shane and Ryan are always killing it 👏🏽
and sara! :)
Joss and Janik it's the best bar none. Also check out the spooky show with Willie (Willie muse) if you like this
I used to watch a British show called QI... It has a very similar feel to this.. loving it
I prefer unsolved crime
2000 like if i dislike,it will be back to 1.9k likes 😂 don't worry i will like 😂😈
"Please stop stabbing our bull!"😂😂😂
*stabbing intensifies*
🔪🔪🔪🔪
“At sunrise, I just be spanking my horse.” 😂
I just he spking my horse 😂
😏😏😏🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The Head of the Family" That's great lol
😂😂😂
Garret: Ah you bring me so much joy, now give me a bow and arrow.
I like how Shane always has his (allegedly) best friend Ryan and his girlfriend on his show. Then he puts in the two other random people to keep the show fresh, but yeah I like this series as well.
“Alleged” think about it. They have to really love each other to put up with each other the way they do lol
Gerardo Perez who is she dating?
xquidditchcaptainx Shane and Sara are dating LOL
They have good chemistry it makes sense.
Gerardo Perez whoa cool. I adore Sara wish she was in more things
“He’s a never nude.”
I leant about all these kings in GCSE ancient history. Hi I’m British. And watching this is like history withought context and I love it 😂
“There are dozens of us! Dozens!” -Tobias Funke, Arrested Development.
Shane is a history teacher I've always wanted.
What do I have to do to get an A, Professor Madej?
Chivas Aurora tell ryan ghosts aren’t real
Draw Ryan with the Hotdoga characters 😂😂
Make Hotdoga fanfiction
rub a horse's vulva!
Chivas Aurora diddle a horse
Absurd but historically accurate stories are my exact brand of niche humor. I will watch this series til I’m dead.
so you're gonna end the video BEFORE we hear about Xerxes 1, who got mad at a river and then ordered his men to whip the river????
Shane and the others moved to Watcher, so if you want to convince them to do Xerxes, do so over there! They might listen :)
This has awfully strong "declare war on Poseidon, order you army to stab at the ocean" vibes
"All of them are average, at best"
Katie Ferguson my mom talking about me and my siblings
I'm so glad he's continuing with this series.
This video brings me such joy. Where's my bow and arrow
Imagine presenting this to your history class with every little detail and your teacher being impressed and horrified as the rest of the class stares in awe and disgust. Well I know what I’m doing for my Semester Project.
Plagiarizing?
homeiswonderland plagarising*
Lukas / Lylas Bryar No actually, but congrats on being both condescending and wrong. That takes a special kind of skill.
homeiswonderland keep in mind america is part of the minority of countries who uses a Z in the word. So before jumping and calling names, consider the fact that languages exist.
I wasn't neccessarily correcting the "Z" but that's what she has focused on. I was correcting the fact that she added an extra "i". The z/s was just a natural thing for me to type. I apologise
those little background comments in the animation by Shane are gold
DoodleMonsterRocks i don't think it's shane, comment argued with him in one of the episodes, so probably an editor
I need to know what editor because god damn they're funny
Out of all the guests Garrick, Andrew and the two ladies from the ann bonnie episode are my favorite.
I think the two ladies are from ladylike but idk
Oh, Selorm and Joyce!
Joyce is an absolute DELIGHT on Puppet History.
idk how buzzfeed does it but lately they have had the most amazing series with buzzfeed unsolved, worth it, and this ruining history props to u buzzfeed
You know what I like about this comment? How you say that Buzzfeed is doing good because of these, in contrast to all the other commenters "buzzfeed is shot except this and this" - so negative!
"Everything's coming up Smerdis" 😂
I leant about all these kings in GCSE ancient history. Hi I’m British. And watching this is like history withought context and I love it 😂
I laughed so hard at this bit
This comment is so underrated 🤣😂. I was howling!
16:19 "Call IX-I-I!" 😂😂😂
lol xD
-“He stabbed himself by getting on his horse”
Me-“and that kids is why we mount from the left side”
"Merc'd"
"Baller"
I can't even with these-
The amount of excitement Garrett had thru this entire video was both adorable and unsettling (esp when the bull was stabbed) lol
Also I love the style changes, usually sit the cut out way but the CSI breakdown and the pixel art was really cool.
Seriously this is my favorite series and one of the top ones at Buzzfeed!
16:20 “call XI-I-I”
Shammo shout out to the Disney Heracles movie! XD
😂😂😂😂
IX I I but best part of the video 😂
Ayyyyyyyyy lmaooooo
Shammo call 9-1-1
the panel was great! everyone was just bouncing off of each other's comment! 10/10
An Nguyen yeah it was.
Shane AND Garrett?! This is a dream come true.
Emma Bowen same!
Exactly what I thought
Tall bois ftw
Emma Bowen this made me so happy
lol just like shane dawson and garrett watts
woah, shane has a narrator's voice as well
xoxfiftyyaa
0:45 is when Puppet History was born. It soon evolved into something big and better! I can’t get enough
This gotta be one of the best, if not the best episode from this series.
this really made madej
Mera Magdalena underrated comment
*Seinfeld theme plays*
Mera Magdalena 😂😂😂😂
Your username is my favorite song..
If only Shane could teach history like this with humor, maybe even as like a puppet or something. While maybe making it like a game where the participants answer questions and earn jelly beans to win a cup! Now that is something worth watching!
If only such a show also had intricate lore slowly unveiled over a 5-year period, shocking villain reveals, grizzly murders, a heart-wrenching funeral, God, dinosaurs, and maybe singing.
would be even better if at the end there was a sweet little song from the perspective of someone or something involved in the historical event
This is the only other buzzfeed series besides unsolved I like...please keep it, I need as much Shana and Ryan as I can in a week
Emily King Shana ? Omg Conspiracy theory Shane is actually a girl
kidflashgirl123 definitely
Garret is such a good addition to this episode, he is soooooo funny!!!!!!!!!
“He’s a DJ and he owes me forty dollars”
I‘m gonna start saying this all the time
Me- *has an essay due tomorrow on a book I haven’t read a single page of*
Also me- “let me just finish this episode of ruining history”
Mackenzie Colvin just looks at the back side of the book. And half of your work is done
Mackenzie Colvin So, did you get a good grade? 😂
At least you’re learning
Ryan and Shane are saving this channel ,Buzzfeed blue would suffer without them,to be honest
cambyses: kill my friend
his soldiers: i mean, okay but actually no
a few days later:
cambyses: awe man i wish i hadnt told them to kill my friend
his soldiers: surprise! hes still alive because we knew youd regret it
cambyses: oh wow you guys know me so well
his soldiers: :)
cambyses: now go die for not following orders
his soldiers: wh-
cambyses: die
Imagine how he got them killed. He was like "get lots of guards here, so we can have a feast, you heros over here, no need for uniform and weapons for you heros, KILL THOSE STANDING THERE RIGHT NOW!"
I lost it at "call IX-I-I!" When the assassin guy jumped xD
Please keep Garrick on this series!!!!! This is the perfect cast for this series!!!!
Christian Perez yea right lol
You're the perfect cast for this series
100%
"Oh that guy's always wearing a hat.....maybe his ears got chopped off"
😂😂💀
The story has so many twists it may be considered an M. Night shaymalan movie
I humbly request an episode on the Siege of Masada. Pretty please.
Sanna G Who ever you are, could you please help me get to 150 subscribers? 😊🙏
Sanna G a great piece of manufactured historic propaganda praising violent extremists who advocating killing fellow Jews who worked with Rome. Especially the long speech supposedly given by the leader that was remembered by a few scared people who overheard it while hiding in a well.
ohhh yessss!!!
Yeah I'm interested in that badass queen
teacher-you got an F
me-[pulls out bow and arrow] where is your son mr whatever!!!!
Teacher you got an f
Out bow and arrow
3:26 you can hear Shanes hooting and hollering and swearing to demonstrate Cambyses' rage
wOW i have so much hw to do, but priorities amirite?
butera's moonlight sAmE
butera's moonlight
I have so much work to do but meh
Liv ChimChim2904 me 2 tbh but at least we are learning something
butera's moonlight Saaame
I have two essays to write but you know....
I feel like in a weird way, shane and sara's personalities really complement each other. That's a cute couple, if i've ever seen one.
the real smerdis smerdIS
but the fake smerdis smerdISN'T
k bye
Who was about to burn him before seeing she's a girl ;) me
I love you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
K bye
Oh my gosh that’s Grace from ES
When will Ruining History return from the war...? 🤔🤔🤔
after they're all done messing with the horses...
There’s a new show, Puppet History, that they moved to on another channel.
Puppet history on Watcher is basically this but with puppets and a song at the end and jellybeans
@@gabbypatterson3663 Its similar but honestly not quite as good. Very close though
@@NoThankUBeQuiet I would disagree with you, but your opinion.
I swear this is a hint at puppet history: asking them to guess how they'd take the throne, immediately followed by "a jelly bean in a jar situation" 😂
Except that this predates Puppet History by two years?
"Squally squoop, fucko" 😂😂 7:28
KILLED ME 😂😂
Please have Garrett in more of these. His laugh is infectious.
"you've brought me so much joy, where's my bow and arrow"
It's 2019 and I still am craving for more of this
Almost 2020 and same
Check out Puppet History on Shane and Ryan’s channel the Watcher if you haven’t! It’s absolute gold
And I'm still waiting for more
Yo Shane. You have to do the story of Rasputin!! It’s crazy!!
omg yes
Wolf Hitoki Yes, that's such an interesting story!
A hundred percent!
Yeah but don't most ppl know it?
Kara Ruckle not the full story about how he was killed and such. Plus I think I’d be fun to see it animated ya know
“Call Xl-l-l” lmao that was a good one
IX-I-I
Isn’t XI 11?
@@graceless000 Yes, yes it is. IX is 9.
This feels like the proud predecessor to Watcher's Puppet History. Awesome
Who is editing this?? I'm dyinngggggg
OMG I was looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
That would be Ash Brown
i want to officially confess my love to whoever edits these videos
@freya : Me. For our date, do you like to hike?
2:13
I had a feeling there would be a joke about Cyrus' head, and I was not disappointed.
I loved this panel, they have great banter
"The large triangle mocks me. I will fight it."
Words to live by
Stanford Pines with Bill Cipher:
This is my favorite panel so far
the "I love signs" at 9:59 had me c r y in g
Holy crud, u just noticed that imposter Smerdis has red eyes just like the magain, *FORESHADOWING* how did I not notice this till now?
You*
@@englishatheart... It was actually meant to be *I.... But thanks for drawing my attention to the typo....
Do an episode on Napoleon’s failed invasion of Russia that was weird man
Let's invade one of the coldest regions known to man...IN WINTER!
And bring half of the army with us
I’m sure it’ll go wonderfully
GREAT IDEA GENERAL
YES
Now do
Mahajapit ❌
Mahapajit ❌
Mapajahit ❌
Majapahit,✔
god learning about this empire back in school was hellish, ,,
@@softcdges Are you Indonesian? Because same 😂😂😂
Love the history of the world video!
The Importance of Being Smerdis
Zrs Zrs ap lit jokes
Whoa
Fuckin masterpiece of a comment mate
This... this is such a fucking good joke
i think this was my favorite ruining history episode yet
5:31 you've brought me such joy; where's my bow and arrow??? 🤣🤣
Is it just me or does a background person scream “Woo, Spring Break!” at 17:36 😂😂
meghan7474 Affirmative
Best hangover show ever. Facts.
I wish every history class had a teacher like Shane. And Damn Persian history is crazy 😂
“ Everything’s comin up Smerdis” 😂
who animates these? they are amazing
Ella Rose Inglis Shane probably
I’m pretty sure Shane edits his Ruining History videos the same way Ryan edits Unsolved.
Pretty sure it’s Shane
rsnnlccns Ryan does not do the editing for Unsolved anymore. They literally showed everyone behind Unsolved in one of the Q&A videos.
I think Shane does not do the editing for this one either. Please see the on-screen comments on the previous video.
He always wore a turban huh...?
Professor quarrel anyone?
Paige Nickita omg yes XD
YEEEeeEEEEEESSSSSSSSSsss
I want a T-shirt that says, “Everything’s coming up Smerdis” 😂😂😂
“It is a pretty bold thing to go ‘that guy’s wearing a hat because he doesn’t have ears. Not ‘he had a bad haircut’ but no he got both his ears cut off.”
"He returned to the king to give him the good news of his murdered brother"