I love when Wish has those exaggerated specs on gadgets, like the siren Joel looked at claimed to be able to do 278 dB, which would be cataclysmic(the loudest hearable sound is around 190 dB). I'm tickled by the idea that you can buy completely innocuous items that are supposedly utterly lethal for chump change.
194 dB would be a pressure wave of the same magnitude as atmospheric pressure, so that's as loud as you can get it seems. It appears beyond that, you'd get some weird stuff going on due to shocks.
Lol seriously! There was another stream where there was a flashlight claiming to be something like 10000000 lumens for $20. Now it may sound crazy but I looked it up and those strengths of flashlights do exist! Except the real ones claim to be around 100,000 lumens and cost fucking $700 so I highly doubt these cheap pieces of shit would even come close. Not to mention that the Sun outputs 98,000 lumens according to Google. So apparently these Wish sellers have discovered cold fusion and are so generous that they sell it for the price of a regular flashlight.
i am cuban so allow me to translate the Spanish review for the plug and play because it made me cry: "BOUGHT IT BY MISTAKE. THE MOMENT I BOUGHT IT I SENT A MESSAGE TO WISH AND THEY TOLD ME THEY CAN'T CANCEL THE ORDER, BECAUSE IT WAS BEING PROCESSED. WHEN THE REALITY WAS IT WASN'T SHIPPED UNTIL DAYS AFTER. IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO CANCEL THE ORDER, AND I COULDNT GET MY MONEY BACK AND I HAD TO EAT THE GOOD FOR NOTHING LITTLE CONSOLE. A LITTLE MAD." poor jesus.
the part towards the end would be more like: "UPSET IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT" something along those lines, that but thanks for translating it! i was thinking about doing it myself lol. pobrecito el pana, se tuvo que quedar con esa mierda china.
Imagine you turn on that suck machine. It roars to life, spouts exhaust fumes, sounds like a diesel engine. The freon condensers change the internal temperature to almost freezing. The suction is equivalent to sticking your peñus outside a space suit, swelling it up and turning it red. The rotatations twist it into a pretzel, and "sexual moans" in .ogg format play with the same audio quality as a gas station toy cellphone. Butterfly by smileDK starts to play.
@@shannonbriggs100 stream recording on twitch (unlike youtube reupload, its 100% unedited and has chat, it gets deleted after a while automatically, but this time Joel nuked it right away)
"So I kind of like Wish, I used it once. Not to buy anything crazy or anything, just got like a $1 spice rack, and it's great! I mean for 1 dollar, that's so cheap, and it works. Nothing crazy."
Picture this. You've been flirting on and off with this cute girl at work for at least a month. You get her number, and the two of you talk pretty frequently. She's sweet, honest, and has a great sense of humor; you feel like you can be yourself with her. Eventually you work up the courage to ask if she wants to hang. She's all for it. She asks where you'd like to chill, and you suggest maybe at her place, since your house is messy. She's a little hesitant, but you offer to cook, so it won't be a big deal. Probably just nerves. The day comes and you show up at her place. Everything's going perfectly fine. You spend time on the couch just watching your favorite shows and talking about work, your weekend plans, hobbies, etc. Suddenly you realize you kinda have to take a whiz. You ask her where the bathroom is, and she weakly points you in the right direction, the blood suddenly drained from her face. Weird, but hey, maybe she's just ashamed of the messy room. You open the bathroom door and there you see it: The skeleton toilet-paper holder. Well, shit.
Or for people who want to collect shiny trinkets. For example, I'd buy that just to be able to make a joke repeatedly (if it wasn't from wish, since I don't trust them or their suppliers).
1:09:44 when I was like 4 or 5, my parents went to Jamaica and got a few knock off Bart shirts. Like Bart Marley. That was my only exposure to Bart so when I saw the real one I was super confused.
one minute in and i've got the mental image of joel sitting on the maury povich set surrounded by random twitch users with a selection of bootleg condoms arranged on the coffee table.
I've been slowly watching the Wish vods with my morning coffee over the past few weeks. It's been a delight. Finally catching this one live felt like a blessing!
2:08:48 please don't let Joel know that the Viking Gundam was from Norway and that in G-Gundam Sweden is represented by a Sailor Moon-like Gundam, it'll break his heart
Sure, they had a robot viking, but was Neo-Norway's fighter on par with the best in the entire world? I don't think so. Allenby could go head-to-head with Domon in a fair fight, no gimmicks or tricks. Point goes to Neo-Sweden.
If we could properly estimate how many sucks could equate to horsepower, then we could theoretically find out how many sucks per minute specific vehicles are
@@almond3066 the device's motor already makes horsepower. however, since vehicle engines suck fuel and air with each revolution, engine rpm and sucks per minute are the same.
At least Brian May wearing a shirt with Freddie on it could be seen as honoring his friend who passed on. That Bruce Willis Die Hard shirt, on the other hand, is another matter.
It's amusing seeing reviews for a fifty cent guitar almost like people expect that they will actually get something decent for that. Consider this...A kids plastic play guitar is probably like 20-30 bucks. This is fifty cents. If they send you anything that even remotely resembles a guitar you are lucky. I would half expect them to send you a little plastic guitar with fishing line strings. I'd be surprised if it even contains wood. Its probably made out of asbestos xD
These people saying these healing crystals are actually glass make me wonder how they found this out, especially since the crystals they were talking about specifically look glassy anyway and obsidian is technically glass
2:01:13 AFAIK, in the USA, it's illegal for an item to be discounted for more of the year than it is priced regularly -- or something, idk how to word this eloquently. basically items on 24/7 "sales" are illegal in the US
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I love when Wish has those exaggerated specs on gadgets, like the siren Joel looked at claimed to be able to do 278 dB, which would be cataclysmic(the loudest hearable sound is around 190 dB). I'm tickled by the idea that you can buy completely innocuous items that are supposedly utterly lethal for chump change.
If you exceed 198 db, doesn't the excess energy become kinetic energy in a shockwave?
194 dB would be a pressure wave of the same magnitude as atmospheric pressure, so that's as loud as you can get it seems. It appears beyond that, you'd get some weird stuff going on due to shocks.
When supplied with 24 volts , it just detonates and produces an explosion.
@@BigEvy EMP SYSTEMS INCOMING
Lol seriously! There was another stream where there was a flashlight claiming to be something like 10000000 lumens for $20. Now it may sound crazy but I looked it up and those strengths of flashlights do exist! Except the real ones claim to be around 100,000 lumens and cost fucking $700 so I highly doubt these cheap pieces of shit would even come close. Not to mention that the Sun outputs 98,000 lumens according to Google. So apparently these Wish sellers have discovered cold fusion and are so generous that they sell it for the price of a regular flashlight.
i am cuban so allow me to translate the Spanish review for the plug and play because it made me cry:
"BOUGHT IT BY MISTAKE. THE MOMENT I BOUGHT IT I SENT A MESSAGE TO WISH AND THEY TOLD ME THEY CAN'T CANCEL THE ORDER, BECAUSE IT WAS BEING PROCESSED. WHEN THE REALITY WAS IT WASN'T SHIPPED UNTIL DAYS AFTER. IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO CANCEL THE ORDER, AND I COULDNT GET MY MONEY BACK AND I HAD TO EAT THE GOOD FOR NOTHING LITTLE CONSOLE. A LITTLE MAD."
poor jesus.
the part towards the end would be more like: "UPSET IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT" something along those lines, that but thanks for translating it! i was thinking about doing it myself lol.
pobrecito el pana, se tuvo que quedar con esa mierda china.
@@kondaresto ohh that makes sense !
He ate the console?!
@@nyancatpoptart5441 spent all his food money on the console 😥 now it IS his food
Nearly spat up my drink to joel thinking the speaker was a XXL fleshlight
i seriously thought he was being sarcastic
I will never forget the majesty of reacting to 800 SUCK/MIN and Joel typing "How do I delete a vod lol" in chat.
Amazing stream.
i was there yesterday and i didnt even notice
rip chat replay :(
so that's why i couldn't find the vod after i missed the stream lmao
@@endeityloon136 Twitch staff said that funny sex objects are a no go (unless it is for 'educational' purposes)
@@pokestar9994 Joel should have just pretended to be a hot chick
Guaranteed way to avoid getting nuked on twitch lol
I saw someone at 7/11 the other day wearing that fucking "vert der ferk?" shirt and I nearly came myself laughing in the car
c-came yourself?
@@hamflavoredlipbalm6077 yeah like uuuuuhhh
came down to wish for a nice shirt :^)
Vert... Der.. Ferk? What? I don't get it. Vert. Vee Artee...
@@hamflavoredlipbalm6077
Shush. That's probably his kink.
Now I go to 7/11
Get some snacks
29:16 for an epic thumbskelethor moment
so glad joel clicked on that autosuck. imagine all the comedy gold we would have missed
whats the timestamp?
@@undestony2669 13:55
Imagine you turn on that suck machine.
It roars to life, spouts exhaust fumes, sounds like a diesel engine.
The freon condensers change the internal temperature to almost freezing.
The suction is equivalent to sticking your peñus outside a space suit, swelling it up and turning it red.
The rotatations twist it into a pretzel, and "sexual moans" in .ogg format play with the same audio quality as a gas station toy cellphone. Butterfly by smileDK starts to play.
But why tho
The pantented Helljob(tm)
You hear "the bluetooth is ready to pear"
Mega CBT machine
Joel should buy the 50 cent guitar and make it the *funny guitar*
His actual guitar already is because it’s out of tune.
Cornflakes guitar
really a bulshit
fecal funny guitar
It's such a shame that the VOD had to be nuked because Twitch may not like the funny drilldo.
It's was only a relatively funny dildo
Joel could just open up his own website and stream/upload there, he has enough traffic for it to generate enough ad revenue.
@@brandonrogers5207 That would simply mean instead of TH-cam and Twitch taking down copyrighted videos the Music labels would sue him directly
VOD? I’m feeling stupid, can someone fill me in?
@@shannonbriggs100 stream recording on twitch (unlike youtube reupload, its 100% unedited and has chat, it gets deleted after a while automatically, but this time Joel nuked it right away)
Lucky Dustin, he gets all these Wish customer returns.
Just started the video and saw ‘Metallica fleshlight’ in the chapters. Already a 10/10
Mah boi. This suck frequency is what all true warriors strive for!
800 stuck/min
God like comment
You Mean .... Diabetes Warriors???
Spaghetti
Before I watch: does Joel talk about his $1 spice rack again
probably
"So I kind of like Wish, I used it once. Not to buy anything crazy or anything, just got like a $1 spice rack, and it's great! I mean for 1 dollar, that's so cheap, and it works. Nothing crazy."
His $1 spice rack with 800 suck per min
i imagine it's like homer's spice rack
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
I love the fact that while watching this video all the ads are from wish
They're watching us
Reality vs Expectation
Sailor jupiter
Yup, you will almost always get ads related to something if its got an app in it, a sponsorship,etc etc
"Splatoon 2 is a stupid fucking game"
[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving Gone Wrong ( Part 69 ) [Gone Right!] [Fecal Moment] [Pebis]
[Agga]
"Facial moment" I think you mean mug moment my good friend
[Feat. Fecal Funny]
[18+]
[800 succs/minute]
Picture this. You've been flirting on and off with this cute girl at work for at least a month. You get her number, and the two of you talk pretty frequently. She's sweet, honest, and has a great sense of humor; you feel like you can be yourself with her.
Eventually you work up the courage to ask if she wants to hang. She's all for it. She asks where you'd like to chill, and you suggest maybe at her place, since your house is messy. She's a little hesitant, but you offer to cook, so it won't be a big deal. Probably just nerves.
The day comes and you show up at her place. Everything's going perfectly fine. You spend time on the couch just watching your favorite shows and talking about work, your weekend plans, hobbies, etc. Suddenly you realize you kinda have to take a whiz. You ask her where the bathroom is, and she weakly points you in the right direction, the blood suddenly drained from her face. Weird, but hey, maybe she's just ashamed of the messy room.
You open the bathroom door and there you see it:
The skeleton toilet-paper holder.
Well, shit.
Married in a heart beat 🤣
Instant marriage.
She'll be the one
You know she's a real Gamer then.
You lost me at "flirting with a cute girl" immersion ruined 😞
Someone needs to send those cards at the start to Vinny
They sell a physical bitcoin medallion to dupe old people into thinking they're buying bitcoin, absolute fucking gold lmfao
I doubt that the coin ia made of real gold, though :,(
Hey, uh...
I was, uh, wondering if you could, uh...
_"GiVe mE a_
*DRINK,*
_Bartender?"_
Or for people who want to collect shiny trinkets.
For example, I'd buy that just to be able to make a joke repeatedly (if it wasn't from wish, since I don't trust them or their suppliers).
@@adamofblastworks1517 wish is fine it's just cheap ripoffs that take 3 to 5 months to arrive
It literally says it’s a commemorative coin, it’s not that complicated
20:38 Joel mistakens a speaker for a fleshlight
1:09:44 when I was like 4 or 5, my parents went to Jamaica and got a few knock off Bart shirts. Like Bart Marley. That was my only exposure to Bart so when I saw the real one I was super confused.
2:37:00 Japanese guy straight up said a slur against the Chinese.
Good
epic troll
Ahhh nice
800 suck / minutes is the optimal speed of suck frequency
But can we oversuck it maybe to 1000 sucks per minute
1:30:28 "Bought this product and received a clown honk instead"
wait WHAT
Just 20 minutes in and Joel already created a new genre of videogames, which can be described as "penis music". Incredible.
one minute in and i've got the mental image of joel sitting on the maury povich set surrounded by random twitch users with a selection of bootleg condoms arranged on the coffee table.
11:43 "do you like your luigi with, or without cbt?"
Watching joel discover what BILF means was brilliant
"Brother I love fun" ?
Beats in low fidelity
the fact people actually buy from wish and expect something good amazes me
but joel did buy a spice rack and it was good
@@richardlionerheart1945 no, no a $1 dollar spice rack
@@bungholio1586 i mean for 1 dollar it should be pretty good
hey hey I bought a super dope hat from wish and it came perfect and it's super high quality I love it big time wish rules
@@sadawjameed real review. not fake.
29:17 Heavy Joel Guy judgementally looks at you
I came back to my PC from the bathroom at 18:37 to Joel motorboating with "suck frequency" being the first words I see
Joel: *Sees something awful*
Chat: "BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT!!!!"
Joel: "let me put my references"
*drilldo appears*
I've been slowly watching the Wish vods with my morning coffee over the past few weeks. It's been a delight. Finally catching this one live felt like a blessing!
4:08 Joels German is actually good dang
Two words, one finger:
"Rectal inspection"
Urethral insertion
Finger bang?
I love this segment so much please make this a permanent thing
The music swelling with Joel's story anger at 1:39:00 is incredible
BRIAN
THE
FAT
MAN
2:08:48 please don't let Joel know that the Viking Gundam was from Norway and that in G-Gundam Sweden is represented by a Sailor Moon-like Gundam, it'll break his heart
Sure, they had a robot viking, but was Neo-Norway's fighter on par with the best in the entire world? I don't think so. Allenby could go head-to-head with Domon in a fair fight, no gimmicks or tricks. Point goes to Neo-Sweden.
I love the fact that an actual JO Crystal came up without having to search for it.
Ah yes, 46f so you can have a nice chilly F R E E N I S
A freenis to go with your frussy
Frick
froner
34:49 "Star Wars?" *Congratulatory Music Starts*
*Piano version of Cruel Angels Thesis, starts playing.*
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS
Music no
We Garfield Girls are loving the Wish streams! Garfield Girls for life!
Garfield girls rise up!!!
Oh yeah I forgot about that.
Joebel calls his fanbase Garfield Girls?
I've never seen sutch a perfect musical timing on a Joel stream before 2:28:47
You gotta appreciate that this guy thought a music speaker was a fleshlight not once, but TWICE while looking at it
"wait it dOES SAY FLESHLIGHT!!!"
The best part about this is how joels baby brain skips over all the funny reviews over two lines of text
im gonna be productive today!
*watches a dude online shopping and not buying anything for almost 3 hours*
Same... The best ad ever
even more wish epic stuff
gangnam style moment
oppa homeless style
Gangthemstyle movement
Man I didn't know Nicholas Cage was the new DLC for cuphead
This segment has become an absolute joy in my life. Thanks for the tear jerking laughs Joel.
I'm dying at 800 suck/min
I may actually die
If we could properly estimate how many sucks could equate to horsepower, then we could theoretically find out how many sucks per minute specific vehicles are
same
@@almond3066 the device's motor already makes horsepower.
however, since vehicle engines suck fuel and air with each revolution, engine rpm and sucks per minute are the same.
Hardest I've laughed in weeks
I love this series so much, could watch it forever
This is slowly becoming one of my favorite series!
I know some people probably hate this but Wish Dumpster Diving is the ultimate Joel bit.
@Qimodis After he stops calling going off on random tangents while playing "bits", sure. Until then? No.
as a german i'm very impressed that he can pronounce the words so good... but i still can't stop laughing everytime he does it :D
Ich habe drei hamburger getrunken
@@kinnikuboneman so did i
3:39 joel please buy those cards and sent em to vinny, for an april fool joke
i'm convinced that the prices listed for each product, ESPECIALLY the crossed out prices, are completely fake
7:23 He completely missed the tooth product that REMOVES CALCULUS
At least Brian May wearing a shirt with Freddie on it could be seen as honoring his friend who passed on. That Bruce Willis Die Hard shirt, on the other hand, is another matter.
It's amusing seeing reviews for a fifty cent guitar almost like people expect that they will actually get something decent for that. Consider this...A kids plastic play guitar is probably like 20-30 bucks. This is fifty cents. If they send you anything that even remotely resembles a guitar you are lucky. I would half expect them to send you a little plastic guitar with fishing line strings. I'd be surprised if it even contains wood. Its probably made out of asbestos xD
Not gonna lie, Joel is really a good toy salesman
1:13:26
the absolute sheer anxiety that hit him
Is this the one that Joel had to cut and hide the VOD on twimch because there's been a spicy benis on the screen?
Yes
It was a penussy to be exact
@@fAKSDFKamsdf that does not explain it. I am more confused now
@@fAKSDFKamsdf I’m sorry it was a what?
@@axonaxonaxon wouldn't you like to know
He should've listened to the full "Greatest Hits" album. We speak no Americano is literally just a MIDI.
1:46:42 i own that shirt and got it in 2012. This was a real shirt they sold in a real retail store.
0:39 Ah yes, my favorite poem.
For sale: toilet paper, barely used.
These people saying these healing crystals are actually glass make me wonder how they found this out, especially since the crystals they were talking about specifically look glassy anyway and obsidian is technically glass
i wish we had these deleted streams with chat.
Someone needs to tell Joel that he can use the blue filter button on the left side to filter by price and etc
1:28:08 THE MUSIC MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER
Thank you Vinesauce David
if anyone is curious the Japanese at 2:36:55 says "PLASTIC FAULTY PRODUCT!!! THEY TRICKED ME!!! PIECE OF SHIT STUPID PRODUCT!!!" ...more or less.
Did you use google translate or do you actually know Japanese
Joel: *calls Danish 'funny Norwegian'*
Me, a Norwegian: :(
ble fornærmet selv
Joel: *calls Danish 'funny Norwegian'*
Me, a dane: :(
Jek kan godt lide hvordan Joel taler Dansk med en Svensk udtale.
Hi
@@rampantmutt9119 hallo os dansker er sgu fine nok, 🤣
should open a new incognito browser every time
6:04 Anthony Fantano
Whoa I've never been this early for a video before. Love these wish streams.
Bismuth crystals have such a distinct shape that don't even look natural
Here we go again
It was at the point of the hyper suck machine discovery i learned not to eat soupwhile watching VS Joel... i cant stop laughing
The only site where blankets are more expensive than "phones"
17:55 Joel hasn't heard of Fap Gauntlet / Fap Hero?
18:25
We already have it, it's called f*p to the beat.
this is a stream but feels like high quality edited content... amazing...
When Joeel says "800 suck per minute", and right then the video stops loading :(
If anything, Joel, Weed gives me sleep, destroys my anxiety, and helps me workout and go to work.
I sometimes forget that Joel speaks Swedish and can therefore properly pronounce Umlauts
It's almost like he's from Sweden
It's shocking how well the Mario music syncs up with the emotions portrayed in the video.
2:01:13 AFAIK, in the USA, it's illegal for an item to be discounted for more of the year than it is priced regularly -- or something, idk how to word this eloquently. basically items on 24/7 "sales" are illegal in the US
is it bad that i remember either me or someone else in my household owning a pair of those homer slippers
I had those exact Homer slippers cause I loved the Simpsons as a kid
You clearly don't remember then
Ah yes, I'm one of the "lucky persons" to see the pp on the original stream, take that VOD viewers
@spindletea 😳😳😳😳😳
Literally squealed in excitement when i saw this like 20 seconds ago
what a wonderful set of words
I'm saving these timestamps for a future date 1:26:08 1:30:58
Oh my god. I had those Homer slippers. I haven't thought about them in fucking years.
(they were really soft)
Love this series 5 star grate product
Mario 3 song: *Playing*
Joel: "I found a big pe-pe"
Me: *Dieing laughing*
i Wish i was able to catch atleast one of these streams
Joel why are you bullying the beautiful crystals and making fun of them😭
Music at 1:40:32 makes joels furious scooby doo rant so much better.
youtube is just so much better for watching vods, thanks :)
theres actually a bootleg bart art comp, i think it may be yearly