That happened to my high school jewelry teacher. He didn’t buy it on wish, but he and his wife decided to make their own rings and didn’t wear them ‘till the big day, the next morning he woke up in their hotel and his whole arm was swollen as hell and they had to go to the hospital. Apparently he was allergic to the nickel in the metal
People are reaaally stupid. I don't know if you remember this from one of the other Wish streams but one of the reviews seriously said something like "It's fake again! I bought from this site twice already and I've been disappointed both times! I demand a refund". The fact that some moron bought fake gems TWICE and expected the second one to be real is baffling to me.
@Orkhiss but, Even as someone that considers themselves as conservatives, Joel was Obviously mocking the Jack Thompson Religious conservative era of news, Not the more recent stunts by the SJWs
I would have loved if he ended that segment with "Coming up next, the latest blockbuster hit is about a guy shooting dozens of bad guys in bloody and violent detail!" That's always funny to me when they are SHOCKED by violence in video games and then go on to talk about movies and TV shows where people get killed over and over.
There'd be one Devil May Cry street interview of a middle aged man with glasses and a mustache who'd say, "Last time I played video games it was just Pac Man on the little screen, you know- I can't believe what they put in them now!"
I dont understand how DMC is relevant to boomers but I remember a fucking DMC 5 review being on tv on a fucking boomer network which usually has just news and shit
Joel for the love of god, read the blue text on those 50¢ items that says it's a one customer per day deal. They aren't selling a bunch of monk robes and thermoses for 50¢ each, it's a marketing gimmick
Speaking of Why? books, I have read some of those books. The books are translated to my language. These books are cartoony comic books that contain various educative information such as dinosaurs, ocean fishes, aliens, poop (that's right, poop), and many others. When I was young, I like reading those books. I no longer read them so my grandma send those books to my cousins in another place. Most of the Why? book that I read have at least two teenagers named Komji (male) and Omji (female) with the same personality and name but with different looks in each book and a cute "mascot" character. I highly recommend those books despite the odd name.
Man, I love this new part numbering system Joel is adopting, it's just like all the best RPGs out; we're not on part 4 yet, nah this is part 3-2 and next up is 3-2.5/2 and 365 Days. :)
I used to hate those “wireless” chargers too. Then I damaged my phone’s charge port and plugging it in no longer works to charge it. The wireless works perfectly.
I know I'm six months late here, but the reason why Joel thinks not having a wallet is normal is because in Sweden almost nobody uses cash. I personally have no recollection of what our money looks like.
@@duuqnd Alright, I see! Thanks for clearing that up. Here in Germany, electronic payment is a big deal too, but I'm kinda old school and use cash whenever I can. It would just be odd to me, not to carry a wallet around.
2:01:27 I think of every item he’s seen on all of these streams the one that caught me the most off guard has to be the signed picture of Robert Duvall. Such a curveball I laughed til I cried
Wireless chargers are only good if your port is defective or your charger is broken. It's helped tide me over when I needed it but it takes far too long to be useful.
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"Joel fucks around on the internet" is literally my favorite genre of Joel stream
His best streams are when he fucks around like in Windows Destruction, DOS Madness, or this.
Same bro
Do not go to that site. Those last 2 comments are bots. They have been spamming all of my comments for the past day.
that's every varg stream hahaha
@@wantedwario2621 don’t go on wish got it
This stream turned my finger green. This was not the first time it has happened.
Green Finger incident of 2021
@@skunthundler Number 15, The Green Finger Incident of 2021
@@FelipeJaquez the last thing you want In your finger is somebody else’s green. But as it turns out, that’s exactly what you’re getting.
Now smell it
Ok
Joel missing the chastity cage several times is so goddamn funny to me
I was just about to comment the time and see if anyone else saw XD (19:06)
Joel is too innocent for the internet
I didn't even know what that was.
He knew what it was lol
Imagine getting a wedding ring from Wish and you discover a new metal allergy.
That happened to my high school jewelry teacher. He didn’t buy it on wish, but he and his wife decided to make their own rings and didn’t wear them ‘till the big day, the next morning he woke up in their hotel and his whole arm was swollen as hell and they had to go to the hospital. Apparently he was allergic to the nickel in the metal
You might want to first do a test to what chemicals or metals you are allergic to before buying a ring
I cannot believe I live in a world where people are getting free 14k gold rings and then complaining and being surprised that they're fake.
People are reaaally stupid. I don't know if you remember this from one of the other Wish streams but one of the reviews seriously said something like "It's fake again! I bought from this site twice already and I've been disappointed both times! I demand a refund". The fact that some moron bought fake gems TWICE and expected the second one to be real is baffling to me.
Your impression of a shitty news show talking about "Evil Satanic Videogames" is terrifyingly accurate
Random Boomer: Dante?....I haven't heard that name in a long time...
I was short of applauding fr
@Orkhiss Its the conservatives that cry about pokemon and videogames being satanic and evil, not the "liberal media" you coping idiot lol
@Orkhiss but, Even as someone that considers themselves as conservatives, Joel was Obviously mocking the Jack Thompson Religious conservative era of news, Not the more recent stunts by the SJWs
I would have loved if he ended that segment with "Coming up next, the latest blockbuster hit is about a guy shooting dozens of bad guys in bloody and violent detail!" That's always funny to me when they are SHOCKED by violence in video games and then go on to talk about movies and TV shows where people get killed over and over.
I love how joel refused to comment on the ahegao keycaps.
he was even moused over them, there's NO WAY he didn't see them.
18:24 "i don't want rick and morty bongs!!" *clicks three more rick and morty bongs in a row*
"Lets get married.
"
Oh, J-Joel! I-I never thought you felt that way...
I don't think this is the best time for that
got divorce?
Joel desu
Get the divorce socks on
Nice Shin Megami Tensei pfp
59:29 “I love you, and that’s why... I want our wedding ring to cost T W O D O L L A R S”
[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving Finna Nutshack ( Part 420 )
(Green Finger Edition)
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series!
& Tails!
@@ScrubMyTub No, it's & Knuckles, not & Tails! That's how the meme works!
@@crazyluigi6664 I mean, there is a game called Sonic & Tails.
Time to watch part 3 once more baby.
two threes, joke's on valve who cant count to three
@@TallTapper Wish Part Three Part Two
@RCx I like your concept. Maybe you can submit it to the Vinesauce marketing department.
Watching Joel getting irrationally angry over Rick and morty bongs is making me lose it
Me and the boys getting cozy in the 280$ Ante and Vergil Devil May Cry blanket
"Just get a job, you'll earn money"
Yknow, joel, you present a very good case for not stealing old people's credit card information.
Here before it changes to "Part 4"
Only the real OGs remember 😣💪
@@yeagyeag for real for real 💪
me when
No yet, its been an hour
Part 3 gang
I can’t believe he actually saw my “protein powder” request :,)
That's awesome!
bless you chat member :)
Thank you based Humza for the SNUSK.
Its usually right as he finishes a thought that he glances at the chat. There's a timing to it.
FOR OONCEL JOTELES
There'd be one Devil May Cry street interview of a middle aged man with glasses and a mustache who'd say, "Last time I played video games it was just Pac Man on the little screen, you know- I can't believe what they put in them now!"
I dont understand how DMC is relevant to boomers but I remember a fucking DMC 5 review being on tv on a fucking boomer network which usually has just news and shit
Before I start does jobel mention that he ordered a spice rack
yes
joel x spice rack confirmed
FINALLY, the legend has come to libe.
I was having a rough day, but the phrase "because I forgot the key to my dick prison" has made it exponentially better. Thank you
I desperately want Dante to say “you scuffed my yeezys” in DMC 6
It isn't even _that_ far out of character either!
he's poor. his yeezy's would for sure be fake
thinkin about buying the "got divorce?" hat for my dad as he's currently divorcing his second wife
I imagine that Joel is going to the local scrapyard and digging through it desperately trying to find something valuable.
And he just keeps finding piles of rejects from the Rick & Morty bong factory.
I've had very cheap toy rings that have turned my finger green, which goes to show just how cheap they went for those "wedding rings".
Ok shrek
I got braces for 60$ in Korea, they made my gums turn green. It was pretty cool.
@@bosselotiscanonreal i remember getting it once from hot topic earrings (they were cute but made my ears green and paper white)
Dante would totally smoke weed out of a Rick and Morty bong
I just fucking did this. I feel personally attacked...
@@ScrubMyTub i'm impressed that you even want to admit that you own a rick and morty bong
@@Discopope Maybe it was gift. Had a friend give me a rick and morty bong but i barely use it cuz its rick and morty
@@TheSonicfan1231000 the fact that there are two people in this one chain that own rick and morty bongs is startling
dante irl would 100% be a redditor
"I'm very disappoint. This ring looks cheap :( 0 stars"
*$2.00 for "gold" ring*
It's not even real 24k gold
¬.¬
@@Yes-is5bp For $2 I'm surprised it's not plastic. Ofc it looks cheap, it *is* cheap.
Joel's little video game news segment while searching DmC merch had me in stitches, especially when he did the "oh I just like pizza" line
16:03 Joel gets cursed with Rick and Morty weed bongs
Curse of Pickle Rick Bong
G5
Enchantment
All of your opponent's permanents are Rick and Morty bongs
Future people: the title said part 3 originally
pawt tree
I'm in the future. But not the future you referred to. In my future, it is still part 3. Cars are flying and Ikea is a grocery store.
@@SpongiousBird holy shit future man what happened to the state of Nevada in the future
>implying Joel will ever fix it
stardust crusaders is on his mind all the time
Joel for the love of god, read the blue text on those 50¢ items that says it's a one customer per day deal. They aren't selling a bunch of monk robes and thermoses for 50¢ each, it's a marketing gimmick
divorce lawyer could wear the got divorce hat and be like "got divorce? i know where to get some"
When Joel said "20 minute setup for a joke that doesn't pay off" I felt that
Can't believe Joel missed "Devil A May A Cry" on that sword
@54:14 Does anyone have the link to the Fecal Funny x Ram Ranch bit? I haven't been able to find it
Rings turning the fingers green is probably just copper oxidizing.
Or some kind of coating idk
Maybe or a fake metal allergy, like nickel (i experienced it a few times)
Until this stream I didn't realize just how badly I needed a metal band voiced by Joel.
You're in for a surprise
Search for "Scythelord", my friend.
Ah yes, goods at 4:43 *featuring Dante from Devil May Cry series.*
the moment joel searched dmc, i remembered i got two devil may cry charms off this site and they're actually pretty good
Healing crystals?
@@nyx9208 nah they were some metallic swords (rebellion and dsd) they're pretty sick
@@HalcyonAeterna that is pretty sick I want dante and vergils amulets pretty bad
Oh yeah, I got a Rebellion key Charm, Wish is kinda neat for small useless stuff like that.
I'm happy I lived long enough to hear Joel say "I lost the key to my dick prison."
[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving ( Part 3 Revengeance )
"We got yeezys, a fleshlight..."
Oh pog!
to be fair, you have to have a high iq to smoke the rick and morty bong
🫵🤣
Speaking of Why? books, I have read some of those books. The books are translated to my language. These books are cartoony comic books that contain various educative information such as dinosaurs, ocean fishes, aliens, poop (that's right, poop), and many others. When I was young, I like reading those books. I no longer read them so my grandma send those books to my cousins in another place. Most of the Why? book that I read have at least two teenagers named Komji (male) and Omji (female) with the same personality and name but with different looks in each book and a cute "mascot" character. I highly recommend those books despite the odd name.
We need a seperate video of the music at 54:10
Yes
Oh man I want a T-shirt that says "I HATE people who are more educated than ME."
Man, I love this new part numbering system Joel is adopting, it's just like all the best RPGs out; we're not on part 4 yet, nah this is part 3-2 and next up is 3-2.5/2 and 365 Days. :)
"Need a good lawyer"- Chop Chop Master Onion
I was looking up stores to buy a copy of dbs broly movie and normal stores had it for 15-20 bucks
Wish had it for 50 dollars.
Their version was more high quality.
with a 30 dollar shipping cost?
@@cringeconnossieur5370 to be HH uh
And when it arrives it's actually a dvd of Bio Broly
Did Joel open Wish incognito this time? edit: Nope. He didn't. JORTELS JUST OPEN WISH IN INCOGNITO MODE.
joels new windows destruction phase, the wish phase.
If Joel doesn't get 420k subs before April 20th, Imma eat my own shit
Record it
JOEL MY DUDEEEE this should be part 4!!! lul
ah yes, *part 3*
i like how joel is basicly to lazy to clear the chrome cache
as he said, it's not client side suggestions so no luck doing that
I like how Tommi at 6:20 says "The product looks nice, but it's the wrong one"
54:00 Thats the look the sheriff gives you when he says "we'll catch who done it" but secretly he was in on the robbery lmao
I used to hate those “wireless” chargers too. Then I damaged my phone’s charge port and plugging it in no longer works to charge it. The wireless works perfectly.
Same, a wireless charger helped extend the life of my old phone for another year and a half.
1:45:21 "Oh it’s tam- *pOoOns* "
Great video. Turned me into a dog. Two stars.
Does anyone have a link to the song he plays at 54:16 PLEASE it is so funny 😭
Nope
39:30 I have that knife (got it from vat19 not wish) really comes in handy when going to Starbucks XD
FINNA 🥜
WTF is even a finna???
@@Mick_92
Finna catch these hands BOY
@@Mick_92 if you actually dont know, some people say finna instead of gonna for some reason, idk
@@DomTheSub24 Ah thanks. I'm not a native speaker and sometimes get confused by some, um, dialects.
the new anti-anxiety medication that's taking the world by storm!
1:53:36
it's *SUPER* Valium
Joel looking for degenerate stuff he's going to secretly buy later (Part 3.5)
Part 3 v 2.0 early gang LETS GO
6:33 1:48:00 1:45:48
I love this series
What's the name of the song that Joel plays at 52:16 ? I can't seem to find it anywhere.
I like how in the divorce part there was a whole go pro set of mounts like you are going to do like the craziest shit now that you are divorced
*"WARNING:*
*Mrs. Ogre Dies in this film"*
The chapter names tell a story if ever I've seen one
Not even 5 seconds in there's already a stolen property one of the boots is using the cover of Modern Warfare 3
1:53:28 CASUALY SCROLLS PAST ASULT RIFLE.
Anyone got a link to that Jazzy version of 'Dire, Dire Docks' early in the stream?
If the finger turns green from a ring, it means it's copper, because copper gives off a green color on your skin when you wears it.
Wtf Joel, where am I gonna keep my change if I don't carry a wallet around?
I know I'm six months late here, but the reason why Joel thinks not having a wallet is normal is because in Sweden almost nobody uses cash. I personally have no recollection of what our money looks like.
@@duuqnd Alright, I see! Thanks for clearing that up. Here in Germany, electronic payment is a big deal too, but I'm kinda old school and use cash whenever I can. It would just be odd to me, not to carry a wallet around.
Your foreskin
Finna Dab Yeet
Yeezy clout glizzy
finna drip on that glussy
"credit card reader/writer, credit card skimmer, credit card generator, credit card printer" wow wish that's not super shady or anything
Wish is just an online version of those tourist smoke shops at like myrtle beach.
Wish Dumpster Diving Part 3... *2*
17:30
18:10
That wedding ring is like those mood rings except it changes you finger's color instead
"why wouldn't u want Dante staring at u naked" Joel. Women exist lmao.
In my experience, women don't tend to like being stared at naked. Might be the "not asking first" tho
@@awk4722 I'm strictly talking about his popularity with female audience for reasons. And it's a curtain.
After the new Mars probe was launched, it was scientifically determined that women don't actually exist.
@@wantedwario2621 damn that sucks.
Samantha knows whats up
i will never not lose my shit over “TWENTY MINUTE SETUP FOR A JOKE THAT DOESN’T PAY OOOOOOOOOFF”
I like how Joel just doesn't believe cheap jewelry turns you green where it was
2:01:27 I think of every item he’s seen on all of these streams the one that caught me the most off guard has to be the signed picture of Robert Duvall. Such a curveball I laughed til I cried
I like how people are complaining they received a ring that "looks cheap" when they paid 87 cents for it. What were they expecting?
1:10:43 Divor-ci Pizza!
2:02:33 Joel talks about water filter, GMM on Vinesauce Joel
Wireless chargers are only good if your port is defective or your charger is broken. It's helped tide me over when I needed it but it takes far too long to be useful.
26:50 - I wonder if Joel had flashbacks of the chicken nugget zone.
54:14 i really want to know where we can fnd this song
Same
50:04 Morrowin potion noise
What song/Audio did Joel put on at around 54:15
It's the ramram ranch song (be careful if you research what it is, it's NOT safe for work)
Edit: it's a cover joel made of the og song btw
"I guess... slash or credit"
[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving ( Part 3 ) ( Part 2 )
He needs to buy like at least one of the things he searches
"Well I never play them DMC games. I'm kinda more into Bayonetta, you know myself."
Dying to this
wrong part Jolee
Has Joel ever released the Ram Ranch cover?
Fucking Joel imitating the scream of the welder bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣