I know that popular fictional characters birthing bootlegs is a known cycle, but the sheer poetic irony of spamton being subject to this cycle is indescribable
@@corneliusmcmuffin3256 I'm pretty sure he has an older video about how you shouldn't buy the lasers and stuff off Ebay or Wish in this case because most of them are made to burn stuff but advertised like they are just normal laser pointers
About the 2TB flash drives: it's obviously a scam, but a sneaky, evil one. It has software on it that tells your computer that there's 2TB on it, but when the computer tries to write anything on it past a couple GB, it doesn't tell you it failed, and the data disappears forever.
I worked for a company that forced us to buy a bunch of them, despite me telling them it was a scam. Of course, they weren't the capacity they said they were, but it somehow got worse. They were increeeedibly slow. Like a few kb/s. They would repeatedly disconnect, even in the middle of transferring files. If you breathed on them wrong, they fell apart. Let alone pulling one out of the USB port. But we still used them. Why? Because boomer dinosaurs are fucking dumb as rocks. And the thumbdrives cost literal pennies.
@@endlesswanderer1753 well you know what they say, you get what you pay for, and in this case you’re getting some hotglue and plastic, and if you’re lucky there might be a microchip in there.
HOWEE MAMA, I GOT ME SOME [Scoliosis ruining your life?] FISHIN’ UP THESE [No Deal!] FOR YA, ESTEEMED CUSTOMER! TEN SHINY KROMER EACH! DON’TCHA [crave some white noise to sugarcoat the sadness] KID?
I love how at 11:41 there's a review made by "james" and apparently he has written 313 reviews, despite only joining in 2021. That's, like, 1 review almost every day.
Theory, assuming James is not a bot: It could be that Wish made it so you can comment on an item without purchasing, and he is addicted to leaving troll reviews
Earth receives around 133,200 lumens per square meter from the Sun. The sun in total sum expresses 35 octillion lumens - only slightly brighter than the brightest headlamp commercially available.
A man can literally have his arms and legs ripped off and scream bloody murder, and Joel would be stone cold, But the moment a cat is shoved to the side, someone's head is about to be ripped off
9:00 I had this exact same piece of shit. First the button started being fucky, so you had to deathgrip it for it to activate the laser. Then entire thing fell apart in about 24 hours. EVERY FUCKING TIME
To be fair, you have to be an absolute brainlet to unironically buy a product off of Wish MULTIPLE TIMES after seeing it break the first time. Then again, this must have happened to you before figuring out that Wish is a crockpot of hot crock.
@@barstoolblethins8428 Well i bought this years ago in person at some halloween event. I wouldn't ever buy stuff off wish lol. It's just that any time i ever bought any kind of laser, be it the shitty small red ones or this one they always break in a day or two. You know it's shit, i know it's shit, but when you are 10 and see an "epic green laser" you don't care lol.
Well there are 2 types of Wish lasers. here’s how to tell the difference; If it advertises the fact that it is a military grade weapon that is super deadly and will kill you, *it’s completely harmless* If it advertises the fact is a safe, completely harmless tattoo remover it is *SUPER DEADLY AND WILL KILL YOU*
Joel believes that a $5 Chinese laser pointer has the power to start fires and thinks the reviews saying it’s a good cat toy due to its low brightness are fake for almost 8 minutes.
watched this while wearing the "i miss my wife" t shirt, which i purchased immediately upon finding when i was looking at wish out of boredom, 10/10 thank you joel
3:19:09 That MD clone is actually good, lots of Sega fans bought it because of its Everdrive + SMS backwards compatibility and HDMI port. It uses the TCT-6803 chipset.
Which one? Also must suck to have your work ripped off, it's one thing to experience it as a company or big name creator but for an smaller independent artist online it must be especially lousy. Bootleggers really have no standards, suppose that's an obvious aspect of the "job" though.
How many Wish buys are going to be Christmas presents? Unless they ordered this stuff back in September, NONE. Shipping is notoriously bad which is WHY it's so cheap.
@@goodshowmanythanks Most of the shit on Wish can be bought on Ebay and Aliexpress at a massive discount. Wish essentially takes the same products but jacks up the price RIDICULOUSLY. Even Shien doesn't do that and they applying American costs to it.
now that i know you can buy entire ovens, microwaves, fridges, all of that home appliance stuff, i want to see someone make an entire house out of purely Wish items, from the carpet to the ceiling fan, it would probably be nice at a glance, until you touch anything and realize its all made out of THAT plastic, you know the type.
When a rational person points out the laser isn't a weapon and we get the absolute insane reply "Oh yeah? [Laser beam sound effect]" I was fucking creased in half, I couldn't breathe for laughing.
Technically yes, but only at developmental stages (think childhood growth spurts) Height is determined by how fast your cartilage grows in relation to your bones. If your cartilage has a faster growth rate, chances are you’ll be taller, and if your bones have a higher growth rate, chances are you’ll be shorter
Was just watching your stream on Twitch thinking to myself "man I "WISH" there was more vargskelethor for me to watch" then to my surprise you do this lol
heads up, it's not wrong to refer to chinese-language writing as just "chinese." other than their regional expressions, mandarin and cantonese use the same script (at least AFAIK, because my native chinese is some podunk "country girls make do" shit instead), and unless they use a region-specific phrase, it's usually indistinguishable from any other variant of chinese. if you wanna sound like you have an extra brain cell or two, the native word is "hanzi" (漢字), which you already know from its japanese equivalent "kanji."
9:36 since it's Wish you know for sure that it's an actual dangerous laser that you need certified eye protection for, they're definitely labelled with an incorrect power rating. E: it's been labelled falsely the other way, it's a weak one being advertised as a super death laser.
@@marsolgaming its the music that plays in the earthbound hotels when they are run over by zombies. Its basically an uncanny version of the regular hotel music
Those shovel shaped spoons are pretty good, I've had some for like 5 years. I'm sure you can get regular spoons with different shapes but the square edge is really good for reaching the corners in stuff like yogurt boxes
I know a lot of people who’s art has been reupped to wish, but seeing MY OWN spamton artwork bitcrushed to shit on a pillow in a Joel video is mind fucking holy hell
I feel like the 2 TB USB sticks are just Vape Pins in disguise Edit: friendly reminder "Military Grade" means "Cheapest Possible". Military gotta arm thousands of people, they're not gonna waste money on expensive shit
@@somedouchemcbag987 In America it's really just a marketing thing. A lot of the As Seen On TV crap you see around this time of year is labeled as "Tactical" or "Milspec", partly because it implies that it's super high quality (it ain't), but mostly because they know the military isn't going to try to sue them over it like if they tried to claim it was some sort of medical grade stuff, like Bell & Howell and their "Bionic Hearing Aids" back in the day that actually ended up causing hearing damage.
@@NorthStarBlue1 yes and no, mil spec means it meets the requirements at the best possible price. The military has some real great stuff, and some real bad stuff, sometimes its expensive, sometimes it's cheap.
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The toilets in Home Depot out on display are the real NFTs.
@spindletea lmfao good one
Not For Turds
Lol lately I've seen them displayed up on a shelf so people won't even attempt it.
Was a plumbing department floor associate, I feel extremely seen.
That's why they put them on a high shelf at Menards. 💩
spamton has had such a sociological effect on people that he immediately took over bootleg sites. that's exactly what he would have wanted
He's gonna get people to spend their [Kromer] on all sorts of GOOD STUFF
Did he actually take over bootleg sites??? Can I find shit with his quality seal of approval?
@@StinkySeaGoat YOU. I KNOW YOU HELLO
The industrial revolution and it's consequences
delicious kromer
I know that popular fictional characters birthing bootlegs is a known cycle, but the sheer poetic irony of spamton being subject to this cycle is indescribable
it’s so beautifully, amazingly, perfectly fitting. it’s what he would have wanted ❤️🕊👼
He literally lives in dump. The irony is true
@@36jbf-as031lb crazy 8s
@@capitanice6353 mmmmmmmmmmmpmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpmmmmmmpmmmpmmppmmmmmmmmmmmpmmmp
@@capitanice6353 mmmmmmmmpmmpmmmmmpmmmpmmmmmmmmp
joel misinterpreting "military grade laser" as not laser sight but as an actual directed energy weapon is funny as fuckkkk
Him freaking out about it being pointed at a cat is gold.
tbf they did depict it starting fires.
I don't think styropyro buys parts on wish
@@theartificer3456 I think he bought the one fucked laser tattoo remover off of wish. Could be wrong though.
@@corneliusmcmuffin3256 I'm pretty sure he has an older video about how you shouldn't buy the lasers and stuff off Ebay or Wish in this case because most of them are made to burn stuff but advertised like they are just normal laser pointers
About the 2TB flash drives: it's obviously a scam, but a sneaky, evil one. It has software on it that tells your computer that there's 2TB on it, but when the computer tries to write anything on it past a couple GB, it doesn't tell you it failed, and the data disappears forever.
That, or it be a rubber ducky with funni Vïroos
It’s 2TB but it’s filled with diaper furry porn
or its just ransomware and it holds your computer hostage for even more money, id believe that easily enough.
I worked for a company that forced us to buy a bunch of them, despite me telling them it was a scam. Of course, they weren't the capacity they said they were, but it somehow got worse. They were increeeedibly slow. Like a few kb/s. They would repeatedly disconnect, even in the middle of transferring files. If you breathed on them wrong, they fell apart. Let alone pulling one out of the USB port.
But we still used them. Why? Because boomer dinosaurs are fucking dumb as rocks. And the thumbdrives cost literal pennies.
@@endlesswanderer1753 well you know what they say, you get what you pay for, and in this case you’re getting some hotglue and plastic, and if you’re lucky there might be a microchip in there.
spamton should be the mascot of wish, he fits their shadiness almost perfectly
You want this [Kitchen Fixture], don’t you? You need this [Shit]!
Spamton is the literal embodiment of Joel's "Windows destruction" videos
HOWEE MAMA, I GOT ME SOME [Scoliosis ruining your life?] FISHIN’ UP THESE [No Deal!] FOR YA, ESTEEMED CUSTOMER! TEN SHINY KROMER EACH! DON’TCHA [crave some white noise to sugarcoat the sadness] KID?
I’VE GOT THIS [Genuine] [[Jeff Besoz Sunshade Car Screen Blocker]]
I MISS MY [wife], KRIS. SHE [left me].
I love how at 11:41 there's a review made by "james" and apparently he has written 313 reviews, despite only joining in 2021. That's, like, 1 review almost every day.
Either a bot or someone with all the time in the world
Crippling wish addiction
@@coolnormalandwelladjusted most probably yes
Theory, assuming James is not a bot: It could be that Wish made it so you can comment on an item without purchasing, and he is addicted to leaving troll reviews
The 999 million lumen flashlight emits almost 8000 times the amount of light that the sun does. All from four LEDs.
Might be enough lumens to reach the Oort Cloud.
there would be so much energy that it would create a black hole. Which seems counter productive.
Earth receives around 133,200 lumens per square meter from the Sun. The sun in total sum expresses 35 octillion lumens - only slightly brighter than the brightest headlamp commercially available.
all powered from like 6 aa's
You as much as look at this and you're blind.
1:16:47 I love when the music syncs up to the tone of the images.
Lmao, yhea, thanks
Yukari (Touhou) is drinking herself to death again
@@DDDorsetthaha
I'll Always love how outraged Joel gets when animal cruelty is implied
Pussy laser hair removal
A man can literally have his arms and legs ripped off and scream bloody murder, and Joel would be stone cold,
But the moment a cat is shoved to the side, someone's head is about to be ripped off
Don't touch da doggie
I audibly gasped when I saw the cat
@@ghoulbuster1 what the dog doing
less than a minute in and we already have the quote "soulja boy is not real"
i'm still not convinced soulja boy is a real human being
Can't wait for the console Joel bought to come and the first game he boots up to be "Mario 7"
Joel: "GRAND MA? JETSONS?? Well anyway, I already streamed the entire game before, go check it out, it's on the VOD channel"
Gyrahndad!
Grand Son? Simpsons?
@@VideoMajima big sound
@@nuggetman3868 TH-cam translator is high on cocaine
Wish fleshlights sound like such a bad idea. They're not even smooth on the inside, it's like fucking sandpaper.
@Luker head Your dad told me
Tbh bad dragon might be the only decent flashlight retailer
@@panqueque445 You were the fleshlight?
@@bigshrimp6458 who asked
@@blorgle
Related to the conversation
I like how at the start Joel scrolls past a chastitiy cage and either does not realize what it is or is purposly not acknowledging it.
But he scrolls back up and then acknowledges it
@@art-cs6us and then tries to deny what it is.
Literally lmao
5 step to cope
Realization
Feign ignorance
Realization (again)
Denial
DENIAL
@@sonoda944 "Deny, deny, deny"
1:08:28 Is where the Spamton section starts for those who need it
You are the best ever and a god a.ong men
Thank god for this
@@hollandazedd nice pfp 😳
@@hollandazedd your pfp is the e621 mascot ayo
@@hollandazedd based pfp
9:00 I had this exact same piece of shit. First the button started being fucky, so you had to deathgrip it for it to activate the laser. Then entire thing fell apart in about 24 hours. EVERY FUCKING TIME
To be fair, you have to be an absolute brainlet to unironically buy a product off of Wish MULTIPLE TIMES after seeing it break the first time. Then again, this must have happened to you before figuring out that Wish is a crockpot of hot crock.
@@barstoolblethins8428 Well i bought this years ago in person at some halloween event. I wouldn't ever buy stuff off wish lol. It's just that any time i ever bought any kind of laser, be it the shitty small red ones or this one they always break in a day or two. You know it's shit, i know it's shit, but when you are 10 and see an "epic green laser" you don't care lol.
@@pinnacleofcomedy6306 ah. Sorry for the insult
@@barstoolblethins8428 Don't worry about it lol
Joel is slowly turning into Swedish Ashens.
just replace poundland with lidl and you're set
He only needs to start using one of those random word generator websites now.
GOD that would be the beeeesttttt
Swashens
The crossover i never knew i needed
i would actually buy the spamton shirt with the "i miss my wife" on it
then buy it
1:42:25 It means "Lightning shall strike you while you're shitting".
The "no place to hide" ad was a secret distress message from someone trapped in a sweatshop
wish is like dumpster diving outside the zoo gift shop
Or outside the elephant enclosed
Or the products that were rejects at your local furry convention
That "I miss my wife" shirt looks like something straight out of Tee KO
Wish isn't a dumpster, It's an entire Landfill!
Thank you, Edgeworth.
@@Da_ComputerMonsterbro are you payed by them
@@Da_ComputerMonster Updated: Thank you, extinct Yeti from Team Fortress 2
I love how Joel thought that laser thing was a legit weapon
Well there are 2 types of Wish lasers.
here’s how to tell the difference;
If it advertises the fact that it is a military grade weapon that is super deadly and will kill you, *it’s completely harmless*
If it advertises the fact is a safe, completely harmless tattoo remover it is *SUPER DEADLY AND WILL KILL YOU*
Joel's reaction to the "I MISS MY WIFE" shirt almost paralyzed me with laughter
> image shows super death laser
> 'funny cat toys'
with that logic the death-star is the ultimate cat toy, its a ball AND a super death laser!
Joel believes that a $5 Chinese laser pointer has the power to start fires and thinks the reviews saying it’s a good cat toy due to its low brightness are fake for almost 8 minutes.
God I need that I miss my wife shirt it's so fucking good
I think Toby Fox is somehow responsible for that shirt being on wish, and nothing will change my mind.
*Sigh*
"I miss my wife Tails, I miss her a lot, I'll be back."
Also it'd probably be a better fit for Asgore if we're being honest.
@@_-Lx-_ [Sigh...] I MISS MY [[Newly-Wed Couple]], KRIS... I REALLY DO...
Yo your art is rad, do you take commissions?
43:33 wonderful noise from joel
52:20 When you Google a character you like and immediately get DeviantArt posts as a result
this is the best possible way to learn joel is anti-nfts. god bless
He's been making fun of them for a few weeks now
It's not hard to belive he is anti nft, tbh
Despite his goofy nature Joel does have a good modicum of common sense
@Turtle? Turtle ok besides that COMMON SENSE VERY NORMAL AND COOL
watched this while wearing the "i miss my wife" t shirt, which i purchased immediately upon finding when i was looking at wish out of boredom, 10/10 thank you joel
The instant mood whiplash from “genuinely adorable little frog ornaments” to “THRUSTING” at around 1:53:00 is absolute gold
3:19:09 That MD clone is actually good, lots of Sega fans bought it because of its Everdrive + SMS backwards compatibility and HDMI port. It uses the TCT-6803 chipset.
mans watching at 32x speed
No one bought it
@@OrangeDied Or just watched the stream live and scrubbed the video to find it
Idk why but I just love when Joel does any Desktop stream like Shareware, Destruction, wish ...
I think it’s because he’s having a good time, genuinely. The man is a living shitpost.
It brings back memories of the 00’s internet, love it.
It's amazing how often the earthbound music fit with what Joel was looking at
Screenshitted the tolet nft (non flushable toilet), about to sell them for some craptocurrency
1:11:39 look theres my art ..... pain
i am so sorry
Which one?
Also must suck to have your work ripped off, it's one thing to experience it as a company or big name creator but for an smaller independent artist online it must be especially lousy.
Bootleggers really have no standards, suppose that's an obvious aspect of the "job" though.
Sorry to see that
You mean my art
@@_-Lx-_ im the third one, spamton neo. yea it sucks, and im pretty sure they cropped my watermark out by just zooming in the art enough.
Joel have you been buying crap off of wish again, Joel?
JOEL!
These Wish Dumpster Diving streams are so fun to watch and rewatch, perfect to waste the day away
How many Wish buys are going to be Christmas presents?
Unless they ordered this stuff back in September, NONE. Shipping is notoriously bad which is WHY it's so cheap.
Well it's also cheap because it's garbage Chinese shovelware landfill trash.
Cheap? Every other thing is worth five cents in materials and apparently costs $43.
@@goodshowmanythanks Most of the shit on Wish can be bought on Ebay and Aliexpress at a massive discount. Wish essentially takes the same products but jacks up the price RIDICULOUSLY. Even Shien doesn't do that and they applying American costs to it.
33:30 Confusing 'brown noise' with 'brown note'. Brown noise is just bass-heavier noise (as opposed to white noise, higher-pitch pink noise, etc.)
51:21 the best music queue ever
now that i know you can buy entire ovens, microwaves, fridges, all of that home appliance stuff, i want to see someone make an entire house out of purely Wish items, from the carpet to the ceiling fan, it would probably be nice at a glance, until you touch anything and realize its all made out of THAT plastic, you know the type.
We need to call up Mr. Beast. That LITERALLY sounds like something he would do.
Need this for next season of jermas dollhouse
wish gas lines
You would die in a week from asbestos
Wish electrical conduits running power from a Wish generator into the Wish appliances. How long before the whole thing combusts?
1:08:43 looks like the type of shirt i would wear for the funnies ngl
the sun is about 127,000 lumens
that flashlight would actually burn a hole in our galaxy
Every time Joel says ufo I laugh
oofo
UFOPORNOOOO
@@alfiehicks1 UFOPORNO, IN THE LIVING ROOM
My favorite band;
"OooFoe Fighters"
@@Da_ComputerMonster Foo Fighters, my beloved
When a rational person points out the laser isn't a weapon and we get the absolute insane reply "Oh yeah? [Laser beam sound effect]" I was fucking creased in half, I couldn't breathe for laughing.
Craptocurrency and Non Flushable Toilets.
these are phrases i'm going to run into the ground when talking about that shit.
i feel like if you were to look into the super flashlight directly,it burns a hole
straight through your skull.
given that it has 100x power of the sun, I think it might do a little more than just that.
When it comes to toilet humor, Chat is a fucking comedy genius
"I just saw a booty." -Vargskelethor Joel, 2021
wait a goddamn, when that growth pill says "cartilage thickening" isn't that the exact thing that STOPS your height growth?
Technically yes, but only at developmental stages (think childhood growth spurts)
Height is determined by how fast your cartilage grows in relation to your bones. If your cartilage has a faster growth rate, chances are you’ll be taller, and if your bones have a higher growth rate, chances are you’ll be shorter
Was just watching your stream on Twitch thinking to myself "man I "WISH" there was more vargskelethor for me to watch" then to my surprise you do this lol
There's like 10 years of Joel to watch
@@kinnikuboneman he's 11 years old
@@kinnikuboneman 10 years… Damn it’s been that long!!? I remember I started watching him 7 years ago
how do you run out of 10 years of content
@@fulminarre By watching it for 10 years
58:51 perfect timing in the music, funny enough.
58:50 the music couldn't get better for this lmao
heads up, it's not wrong to refer to chinese-language writing as just "chinese." other than their regional expressions, mandarin and cantonese use the same script (at least AFAIK, because my native chinese is some podunk "country girls make do" shit instead), and unless they use a region-specific phrase, it's usually indistinguishable from any other variant of chinese. if you wanna sound like you have an extra brain cell or two, the native word is "hanzi" (漢字), which you already know from its japanese equivalent "kanji."
Alternative:
M o o n r u n e s
Le funny scribble
I'm a little confused that Joel doesn't know about British English and American English though, he's not native but he does speak it
Joel should buy a crusty wish antivirus and put it to the test next win destruction
The Bluetooth chastity belt story was made up by stand up comedian Lewis Spears, he made a video about how he tricked Vice into writing the story
He's also the guy who roasted Philip and found out in real time he died. Legend comedian
I caught the tail end of this the other day but I love seeing all the stupid shit on wish
I can't believe Joel sacrificed his entire lifesavings for a future Haha Funny Minion AGGA stream!
3:41:50 Good timing Joel
The Plok boss music goes _perfectly_ with the height growth pills.
The perfect soundtrack to Joel losing his goddamn mind
Joel has the most accurate sound for a laser hitting campfire form of wood. Just imagine the world with nothing but his voice, gotta bless uncle joel.
joel you haven't uploaded the 40-hour skunpy flumbo 2 stream where you chug an entire cigarette pizza in one sniff
Weedza
joel buys a new wife
They call it wish because once it arrives you wish you spent your money somewhere else.
How did Joe miss the shower curtain that said "Please don't do coke in the bathroom" Lmfao
21:28 the goddamn timing
EDIT: 51:21 WOW
Imagine sneaking into the kitchen at 3am, eating Wish brand shredded cheese.
9:36 since it's Wish you know for sure that it's an actual dangerous laser that you need certified eye protection for, they're definitely labelled with an incorrect power rating.
E: it's been labelled falsely the other way, it's a weak one being advertised as a super death laser.
I think all the super dangerous chinese lasers are sold on ebay. They reserve Wish for the toys that fall apart when you sneeze on them.
the wish streams feel like a nice warm blanket
Joel not knowing about fridge water thats been around for 20+ years is the best part
1:08:39 the music here fits perfectly to when joel discovers the spamton shirt
1:16:47 the music just matches the pic so well
Whats the music?
@@marsolgaming its the music that plays in the earthbound hotels when they are run over by zombies. Its basically an uncanny version of the regular hotel music
He misses his [Hochi Mama]
Absolutely legendary stream, what a dumpster dive!
Alright but that "non-flushible toilet" joke really got me.
Thx Joel for all the fecal funnys this year
I like how the first thing wish tries to sell is a double sided glass phone case for glass phones.
Yo dawg, I heard you like broken glass...
The music choice is always fantastic
Those shovel shaped spoons are pretty good, I've had some for like 5 years. I'm sure you can get regular spoons with different shapes but the square edge is really good for reaching the corners in stuff like yogurt boxes
1:08:43
Words cannot express how much I need this in my life.
I know a lot of people who’s art has been reupped to wish, but seeing MY OWN spamton artwork bitcrushed to shit on a pillow in a Joel video is mind fucking holy hell
Man found dead in toilet due to short circuiting toilet lights
Cbt
Don't worry. I just screenshat this non-flushable toilet
y'know there's a lot of really wholesome "joel goes :D at some silly kitchen gadgets" here and that's nice
These Wish Dumpster dives is what I live for... Thanks Joel for this amazing content
The yoda shirt says "Lighting shall hit you while you re shitting" in yoda grammar.
"They dont sell microwaves on wish" Scrolls past actually so many.. EU eyes
EU eyes
Seeing the Anti-Cimex shirt at 1:13:47 makes me want to listen to that EP again
Joel scrolling up away from one marital aid ad to reveal an even WORSE marital aid ad has slain me
timestamp?
Joel out here trying to catch the wrong sort of balls in his chastity belt
1:05:48 OMG it's a weasel ball !!! I used to get those at cracker barrel lmaooo joel's reaction is so cute.
There's this flea market in my hometown, and one guy was always selling these
@@deepspacedruid7673 good.
my uncle bought me one of those bootleg 'switches" on purpose and its got like 300 roms on it, half of which are in Chinese only
1:36:20 the timing of that Earthbound track jfc
I love how most of the Spamton stuff was already shitposty/memey looking stuff. Fit him way too well.
9:38 Not just aiming at the cat but the cats balls.
I feel like the 2 TB USB sticks are just Vape Pins in disguise
Edit: friendly reminder "Military Grade" means "Cheapest Possible". Military gotta arm thousands of people, they're not gonna waste money on expensive shit
Depends on the country
@@somedouchemcbag987 In America it's really just a marketing thing. A lot of the As Seen On TV crap you see around this time of year is labeled as "Tactical" or "Milspec", partly because it implies that it's super high quality (it ain't), but mostly because they know the military isn't going to try to sue them over it like if they tried to claim it was some sort of medical grade stuff, like Bell & Howell and their "Bionic Hearing Aids" back in the day that actually ended up causing hearing damage.
@@NorthStarBlue1 Are you pro or anti-milspec
@@NorthStarBlue1 yes and no, mil spec means it meets the requirements at the best possible price.
The military has some real great stuff, and some real bad stuff, sometimes its expensive, sometimes it's cheap.
Common term used by those in armed forces that i feel says a lot. "Its good enough for government work"
18:06 isn't there a piece you can use that comes with the matchbox that lights the match lmao