Umm... Excuse you, Arin is *not* homeless, he's just living a free-spirited Bohemian lifestyle. Also, _we_ in the noble profession of snail husbandry prefer the title Snail *Rancher,* not *farmer,* we like to raise our snails in an ethical free-range manner. I also don't like your patronizing flippant dismissal of legitimate investments into fish real estate, and you'll come to rue your hasty judgment when the fish housing market booms. Lastly, it's obvious why the mazes are necessary, it's to make it difficult for the common rabble and unwashed masses to bother the landed gentry and pedigreed socialites who're obviously the only ones who can make civilization function. *Yes, this is satire; I feel like I shouldn't have to make explicit note of this, considering how ridiculously over-the-top the satire is; but I have to assume that even the most clear examples of satire and textual sarcasm will still cross paths with people who don't seem to be able to recognize it for one reason or another.*
@@MandiPandi_ASMR I appreciate that some people actually like my snide, often cynical, sometimes dark, and occasionally pretentious sense of humor-excuse me, *humour.* Gotta shoehorn in that pretentiousness when the opportunity's there for the taking.
@@darkangel21892 It'd be funny if it was stylized as a biographical documentary of Arin J. Hanson's rags-to-riches life story of bizarre careers choices and unorthodox business investments.
For those new to this game, Arin getting the “you started snail farm” card was a complete coincidence and had nothing to do with the fact that he chose Farmer as a job which makes it so much better xD.
The fact that Dan and Arin's audio isn't balanced in these recent videos makes me imagine that Dan is like the size of Andre the Giant pressed right up to my ear, and Arin is the size of a cat outside my front door.
Arin’s new dancing robot, the “Sexbang,” went on to become the smash hit toy of the 2020s. Arin did not see any of the profits, however, due to an extremely convoluted licensing agreement with the band Ninja Sex Party, headed by the veterinarian and former lawyer Leigh Daniel “Danny Sexbang” Avidan.
Mine had a peg broken off between two of the numbers, so whichever one you got depended on the momentum of how hard the spinner bounced when it stopped...
- true - every axxl comment sounds like that guy who was in his garage with the bookshelf who wouldn’t stop saying “knowledge” weird. And I know it’s wrong, but that level of screamed 12 year old clout begging just cracks me up so bad
@@PinesmokeArt maybe lesbian!Arin or her wife are trans? Or maybe a relative dies unexpectedly and leaves them with custody of a child? Or maybe it's a boardgame and I'm overthinking it
Lol I think it’s like this is the amount your kids are willing to give you to help take care of you in your old age (grown kids earning their own money)
I'd like to believe that Ashley is in another room of their house and just, out of nowhere, hears Dan yell "I HAVE A SON!!" or "YES, IT'S A GIRL". She then turns Office style to look at the nonexistent camera to wonder what the dell is going on.
Oh my god, that makes me remember something I saw once from a Twitch streamer I follow. He and some of streamer friend were fucking around making stupid noises-mostly just moans with some groans and grunts-and then his girlfriend (who also streams on Twitch but wasn't streaming with them that night) walked in and said, "I hear uncontrollable moaning in here, what's going on?" in a slightly *bemused,* but also slightly *amused,* tone.
@@grayskyee You still only get the minivan that shows a max of 4 kids, but at the end of the game you still cash in the total number of kids you got even though they aren't visually represented in the car.
@@ram89572 ahw, thats kinda sad, imagine being born only to immediately get yeeted into the shadow realm for your entire childhood, and then when your parents retire, you get traded in for cash
My sister walked into my room at the exact moment Dan said, at full volume, "You think you can just own a snail farm and not pay the government any cash!" and she just went "wtf are you watching"
I love the potential plot of this, arin & Dan, once 1st space childhood friends. Arin became a farmer, got married... And built a robot? Eventually naming said robot after his 1st space friend whom he admired but did not envy for Dan had kids & Arin loved his dink lifestyle, full of aquariums & mazes galore.Dan meanwhile had a rough start, drudging through college & finally becoming a lawyer with a little help from an anonymous farmer. Sadly, he would lose his vigor & enthusiasm for the job, occasionally falling asleep during trials and sometimes even phone calls, which all seemed to blur. Calling ppl the wrong name & saying things like and I quote "I don't fucking know." in his air head way, lead him to a career of working in the veterinary field thanks to his minor in anthropology. All & all they lived, the help, they bred, but more importantly they somehow made 1000k.. if only obama could see them now.. he'd fucking pre
I appreciate this comment, because everyone is having fun calling him a "lesbian snail farmer," and I am like, excuse me, he weighed BOTH options and I choose to view this as representation. ...I'll take what i can get, you know?
20:45 Dan talking about having a family gives me so much serotonin We’ve heard Arin talk about it, but hearing Dan talk about it, especially now that he’s married, is so wholesome 🥰🥰
"Do you remember when they said you could be a winner at the game of life and then you grew up and realized it wasn't true?" Is literally a rock star and plays video games as a job.
So Dan lived a relatively normal life with 3 kids, a wife, a nice house and a bakery, and Arin just bought a shit load of aquariums and built hedge mazes for eternity on his snail farm. Beautiful story.
When Arin plays the game of life, whenever he has the option to graduate high school or become a Video Game Boy... well... it's pretty obvious how things turn out.
Dan's wholesomeness in wanting kids, so cute. Also Dan did the most in life than Arin, it's not just wanting to hurry up and retire, you kind of want to do alot in life and save up the cash and cards. Also Dan came in clutch in selling his house, yolo.
This is what I needed, grumps playing a real game, Dan beating Arin at a new, entirely luck based game, and the promise of a rematch tomorrow hopefully.
"Two pink lightbulbs can't get married! It's one blue lightbulb, one pink lightbulb like the apparently Christian Game of Life God intended!" ...just kidding. :) And the second game has purple pegs too! Also, I feel like Hasbro really missed out on not calling this the Video Game of Life.
"I got sour news for you jack, IT AINT THAT EASY! For instance, are you willing to make the commitment to waking up at the crack of noon, TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SNAILS? 7 or 8 of them at a time, in a row. How about are you willing to make the commitment to getting ROCK HARD SALT OUT OF YOUR LIFE? Making sure your snails don't die in the sun. How about are you willing to make the commitment of waking up going ok, it's snail time. What T-shirt am I going to wear? Can't decide... Can't decide BRAIN ANEURYSM!!!" That's where my brain went when Danny said "I got sour news for you jack". Thanks for listening
Dan: gets fired for sleeping on the job as a lawyer my imagination: dan walks into the courtroom, holding a pillow and blanket, sets both down, and just falls asleep
OH MY GOD…………nearly 21 years on this planet, watching a THREE YEAR OLD Game Grumps video, I’m just now realizing….*DINK*leburg!!!!! Thank you Game Grumps for doing more for me than college ever could.
I like the mental image of Arin, rich in his mansion with his snails and fish bowls... just screaming furiously at his rich roommate, Dan, for being richer. Amidst the heated argument, Arin storm off to the back porch, lights up a cigar with a $100 bill.
I used to go to Nadia Cakes all the time growing up in Palmdale. It's so cool to hear Arin mention them!! They were on Cupcake Wars a few years back. The cupcakes are so good and always came cold, so the frosting was always perfect.
While I think that's partially true, I also think the reason is because Ross's mom passed away and he needs time to grieve before he comes back to twitch to do reactions. I think the grumps are just trying to give him time.
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Arin was a homeless, snail farming, fish bowl hoarding, maze building millionaire the WHOLE way through this game. iconic.
Umm... Excuse you, Arin is *not* homeless, he's just living a free-spirited Bohemian lifestyle. Also, _we_ in the noble profession of snail husbandry prefer the title Snail *Rancher,* not *farmer,* we like to raise our snails in an ethical free-range manner. I also don't like your patronizing flippant dismissal of legitimate investments into fish real estate, and you'll come to rue your hasty judgment when the fish housing market booms. Lastly, it's obvious why the mazes are necessary, it's to make it difficult for the common rabble and unwashed masses to bother the landed gentry and pedigreed socialites who're obviously the only ones who can make civilization function.
*Yes, this is satire; I feel like I shouldn't have to make explicit note of this, considering how ridiculously over-the-top the satire is; but I have to assume that even the most clear examples of satire and textual sarcasm will still cross paths with people who don't seem to be able to recognize it for one reason or another.*
@@Molue_ this actually made me laugh, thank you. i needed that.
@@MandiPandi_ASMR I appreciate that some people actually like my snide, often cynical, sometimes dark, and occasionally pretentious sense of humor-excuse me, *humour.* Gotta shoehorn in that pretentiousness when the opportunity's there for the taking.
I can't wait for an animation of this
@@darkangel21892 It'd be funny if it was stylized as a biographical documentary of Arin J. Hanson's rags-to-riches life story of bizarre careers choices and unorthodox business investments.
I was SO NUMB from all the dating sims they posted recently that I thought this time they're playing a dating simulator about SNAILS
god i WISH
me too
high key me to XD
Imagine my disappointment when it wasn't.
I wonder if they did all the dating games cause they pre-recorded stuff and have to go work on other projects.
For those new to this game, Arin getting the “you started snail farm” card was a complete coincidence and had nothing to do with the fact that he chose Farmer as a job which makes it so much better xD.
Well when life gives you snails I guess.
@@MysticWarriorMJyou make escargot 😅
Arin really out here living his best life as a lesbian snail farmer with two 20 thousand dollar fish bowls
God I wish that was me
And no house
and 50 mazes
He’s out here living the life we wish we had
And with a dancing robot named Dan
I love the idea of a very stressed out Suzy screaming at Arin because he keeps blowing 20k on fish bowls
And because Mochi, Mimi, and Otto keep eating all the fish since they are just fish bowls not aquariums. That's actually how it is on the card lol
You can picture Suzy screaming?
@@bananerz2731 "Don't sass me in front of the internet!" (From an ad they did)
@@awebtoonreader4979 Who's Otto?
@@bananerz2731 Suzy: "THESE CONTROLS ARE [censored] [censored]"
It was a valentines video or something they did one time.
The fact that Dan and Arin's audio isn't balanced in these recent videos makes me imagine that Dan is like the size of Andre the Giant pressed right up to my ear, and Arin is the size of a cat outside my front door.
That's such a good mental image, thank you so much
Also if you notice you can hear arin echoing off Dan's lol
lmao yes perfect description
Can't the editor boost Arin's audio a little?
@@Juliana-Bub probably not because it's being recorded from one source through discord
Yall ever just make a smoothie so smooth that it gives you $100,000
That smoothie do be pretty smooth tho
Made one today...didn't get paid though
Hit it with that PB for some umami and money
No but my milkshake brought all the boys to the yard and now they won't leave
As Dan once said “I’d show you but I’d have to charge” lol xD
Elderly Dan and Elderly Lesbian Arin going fishing sounds so wholesome.
10 minute power hour 2060
Arin’s new dancing robot, the “Sexbang,” went on to become the smash hit toy of the 2020s. Arin did not see any of the profits, however, due to an extremely convoluted licensing agreement with the band Ninja Sex Party, headed by the veterinarian and former lawyer Leigh Daniel “Danny Sexbang” Avidan.
Arin: "but he had nothing to do with my invention!"
Dan: "Ya well, my name's on it"
Judge: "the court rules in favor of Mr.Sexbang"
The lore in this episode is rich
@@MonteCreations Fucking loved it
That's why they call Dan 'Mr. Business'!
@@jNetDowling Mr. Business vs. The Video Game Boy
The fact Dan keeps having issues spinning means this game is pretty damn realistic to the actual board game lol.
I would always spin so hard that the wheel would fly off the spindle 😂
Mine had a peg broken off between two of the numbers, so whichever one you got depended on the momentum of how hard the spinner bounced when it stopped...
@@MelRevoldt ALWAYS ACTING LIKE IT WAS A BEYBLADE.
@@AislinKageno It’s a metaphor. Life is a bit bumpy
@@NerdyOTt LET IT RIIIIIIIIIP~~
"Already I'm faced with choices I'm incapable of making."
Accurate summary of life.
💯
- true
- every axxl comment sounds like that guy who was in his garage with the bookshelf who wouldn’t stop saying “knowledge” weird. And I know it’s wrong, but that level of screamed 12 year old clout begging just cracks me up so bad
@@AxxLAfrikuPlease stop.
@@Lucifersfursona You mean Tai Lopez? Lol.
Hey can we all just collectively ask TH-cam to delete axxl off the face of the internet forever?
Today I learned that Arin wore a tophat to his wedding.
Glorious.
Oh you'd love the pictures of arin and suzys wedding. I personally loved the top hat lmao 😂
I mean... I have a top hat... and no wedding planned... yet...
Theyve talked about it in earlier episodes including wonderfully awkward photos. But I suppose you can probably google it.
in front of dinosaur skeletons too. the photos are epic
He looked like an absolute goon in it lmao that's why he hates that he wore it
Man, I remember when I went to college, got stranded on a desert island and found $50k.
This game is so damn accurate.
Yeah, it was a good feeling to win a beautiful forehead contest. A shame I also blew thousands of dollars on fish bowls.
ok
😂
i find great joy in knowing that Arin's character is a lesbian rocket scientist with a snail farm and a maze portal in her backyard
If thats not the american lesbian dream I'll eat my hat.
@@squallsrapture
as an American WLW, can confirm, thats my biggest goal in life
netflix could make a show out of it
@@maxemmel6422
i'd watch the fuck out of it
@@maxemmel6422 I'd watch that tbh
“I have a soooooon”
“Alex?”
“Whose Alex?”
“His son.”
“The helicopter?”
this made me pee laughing
@@oldchillyhands oh
Ah, the good ol days
@@oldchillyhands you laughed while taking a piss? Same
D: "Quit buying so many aquariums! You'll go broke!"
something I could actually see Dan say to Arin in 30 years.
I like how arin saw the baby space and said “there are unexpected kids in the life path?!” 😂 yes, sometimes kids are unplanned
Even for lesbian couples? Clearly Arin’s wife was stepping out on him for that to even be a possibility.
@@PinesmokeArt maybe lesbian!Arin or her wife are trans? Or maybe a relative dies unexpectedly and leaves them with custody of a child? Or maybe it's a boardgame and I'm overthinking it
@@friendlyinternetmeerkat7838 They adopt roaming orphans on the street like a Sonic the Hedgehog character.
"finally i get to trade in my kids for cash!"- Dan Avidan 2021
1877 kids for cash
@@cameronwilsey9334 K-I-D-S Kids for cash.
I have three kids and no money, why can’t no have no kids and three money?
Lol I think it’s like this is the amount your kids are willing to give you to help take care of you in your old age (grown kids earning their own money)
K.F.C. Kids For Cash.
You should definitely play the old version with the big heads!
that was my favorite version!
That version was my childhood
that version SLAPPED!!!!
Yeah that one is the superior version
Still can't believe they gave those away inside cereal boxes for a while, along with a bunch of other classics
Funny how Dan sounds so crisp but Arin sounds like he's a mile away at the back of the room XD
that's a biiiggggg room 😅
I want to take that picture of Arin from the thumbnail and put it on one of those "Do It For Her" mood boards LOL
As soon as Dan had the house and the kids, I went "He's... a Family Dan."
Aren't you lucky he's a family Dan?
Your profile pic fits what you said lol
Life: a complete fantasy land where you can have a lot of wacky jobs
Dan: I will be a lawyer
And then his client ended up in jail because he was sleeping.
Dan: "I'll be a laywer!"
Dan's Jewish Parents: "So woi weren't you a loier the last twenty years of your loif?"
Eh, I mean he chose between lawyer and fashion so that was a pretty Legally Blonde move
I mean, there's a reason they call him "Mr. Business".
To be fair his actual career consists of putting on spandex singing sex songs and playing video games. An office job might be his fantasy lol
Arin may be the video game boy, but Dan is definitely the board game boy
I'd like to believe that Ashley is in another room of their house and just, out of nowhere, hears Dan yell "I HAVE A SON!!" or "YES, IT'S A GIRL". She then turns Office style to look at the nonexistent camera to wonder what the dell is going on.
I'd prefer to assume she's staring lovingly at the door, so happy that she's got such a goofy bastard to share her life with.
You’re getting a hell, Ur going to dell
Arin does happen to be a farmer so a dell fits-
Epic reference my dude redit gold
Oh my god, that makes me remember something I saw once from a Twitch streamer I follow. He and some of streamer friend were fucking around making stupid noises-mostly just moans with some groans and grunts-and then his girlfriend (who also streams on Twitch but wasn't streaming with them that night) walked in and said, "I hear uncontrollable moaning in here, what's going on?" in a slightly *bemused,* but also slightly *amused,* tone.
Once when I played the board game version, I had so many kids I needed two cars just to hold them all.
i wonder if that happened in the digital version-
would the game just give you a bus?
Me too lol. I ended up with a whole extra car full of kids and eventually got divorced but after my wife left, I was still stuck with all the kids.
@@grayskyee You still only get the minivan that shows a max of 4 kids, but at the end of the game you still cash in the total number of kids you got even though they aren't visually represented in the car.
@@ram89572 ahw, thats kinda sad, imagine being born only to immediately get yeeted into the shadow realm for your entire childhood, and then when your parents retire, you get traded in for cash
@@ram89572 they're just strapped to the roof of the car or being held in a tow behind trailer 😂
My sister walked into my room at the exact moment Dan said, at full volume, "You think you can just own a snail farm and not pay the government any cash!"
and she just went "wtf are you watching"
That was possibly the tamest weird line she could have walked in on.
You should show her the dark side of game grumps
You got lucky, she could've walked in on "finally i get to trade in my kids for cash!"
🤣
Dan mentioned your comment on fun in funeral episode of Sonic Heroes I can't believe I found it for myself
*Y'know something about Dan being excited saying "I had a baby girl!" Rly made my heart uwu*
Game of life? Now this will be a good video, love that game.
Me too. No one wants to play it, though. People say that the game is too long.
Im still losing that game
It's the game of life 2
This is the most generic shit and you all made it top comment.
I read this in Arins Obama voice
"Man, this version of Life is idealistic"
*Dan immediately looses his job*
In the real game of life: Danny went to college, Arin dropped out of highschool and they ended up in the same job
10:26 Now Danny can scream “OBJECTION!!” at everyone
Cucumber!
Man, this was so wholesome to watch for some reason . Hope these 2 stay friends forvever :)
Arin’s chaotic bisexual energy really came out when he was choosing a spouse... king
Dan: Graduates college with options of fashion designer or lawyer... Dan is actually Elle Woods??
Dan’s excitement saying “I had a baby girl!” was so real 🥺
Dan would make a GREAT dad
I love the reverberation. Arin's voice is so nice I'd listen to him twice.
I love the potential plot of this, arin & Dan, once 1st space childhood friends. Arin became a farmer, got married... And built a robot? Eventually naming said robot after his 1st space friend whom he admired but did not envy for Dan had kids & Arin loved his dink lifestyle, full of aquariums & mazes galore.Dan meanwhile had a rough start, drudging through college & finally becoming a lawyer with a little help from an anonymous farmer. Sadly, he would lose his vigor & enthusiasm for the job, occasionally falling asleep during trials and sometimes even phone calls, which all seemed to blur. Calling ppl the wrong name & saying things like and I quote "I don't fucking know." in his air head way, lead him to a career of working in the veterinary field thanks to his minor in anthropology. All & all they lived, the help, they bred, but more importantly they somehow made 1000k.. if only obama could see them now.. he'd fucking pre
He'd fucking pre, dude
“Michelle! Come in here, the internet funny man and Daniel sexbong are living a fantasy life! I’m gonna fuckin pre!”
He'd complete as some might say
...Anthropology?
@@AislinKageno yes.i wanted to be a vet. And one of my required classes at the time was anthropology, therefore...
Arins bi panic at choosing to have a husband or wife is a mood
I thought he'd just pick pink imaging it's Suzie...
I love how Arin full sends himself into utter distress because he just has such genuine love and joy for anything and everything cute
I appreciate this comment, because everyone is having fun calling him a "lesbian snail farmer," and I am like, excuse me, he weighed BOTH options and I choose to view this as representation. ...I'll take what i can get, you know?
@@AislinKageno sapphic snail farmer
"Take over the world... As powerful women."
Arin: Snail Farmer
Dan: Lawyer
I get that these were chosen by chance, but its so accurate it genuinely scares me
Because Dans a jew, right?
Yet Dan got fired, so his time in Law School meant nothing.
why does it sound like theyre recording this across the room from each other lmao
Arin's voice balance isn't great, yeah.
It’s because they’re not in the same room, they’re quarantined and using discord
Because they aren't recording this in the same location lmao
Guys. It's only relevant that they aren't in the same place if they're still trying to use the same microphone.
I mean... there is room between them 👀
20:45 Dan talking about having a family gives me so much serotonin We’ve heard Arin talk about it, but hearing Dan talk about it, especially now that he’s married, is so wholesome 🥰🥰
6:22
You created a Hellscape!
🤣🤣🤣
"A portal at the center which leads you to another maze... 50 mazes total." 😵
"Do you remember when they said you could be a winner at the game of life and then you grew up and realized it wasn't true?"
Is literally a rock star and plays video games as a job.
Yeah but before that he wasted years on weed. Everyone has their ups and downs.
So Dan lived a relatively normal life with 3 kids, a wife, a nice house and a bakery, and Arin just bought a shit load of aquariums and built hedge mazes for eternity on his snail farm. Beautiful story.
Dan's life was like some sort of hallmark movie where he was a business lawyer until he got married, got fired, became a vet and a family man
When Arin plays the game of life, whenever he has the option to graduate high school or become a Video Game Boy... well... it's pretty obvious how things turn out.
He becomes a Farmer and Stunt-performer.
I mean, he is the one who wins after all (except the times when he doesn't win... but he's still our beloved Video Game Boy)
Dan's wholesomeness in wanting kids, so cute. Also Dan did the most in life than Arin, it's not just wanting to hurry up and retire, you kind of want to do alot in life and save up the cash and cards. Also Dan came in clutch in selling his house, yolo.
Dan had a legitimately fulfilling and pleasant life. I hope the rest of his real life can mimic that.
@@FredCracklin I agree, I wont lie I'm intrested in seeing the next generation of Dans.
I guess they just teach you everything in LIFE college because how else could Dan have gone from Lawyer to Vet with no additional schooling
*Lawyer Dan sleeps through a case and loses it.*
"I was fired for falling asleep?!"
OBJECTION!!
Arin: "I didn't even have an opportunity to buy a house! That's not fair!"
Wow just like real life huh.
There arent a whole lot of vagabond millionaires who dont get an opportunity to buy a house.
The Mr. and Mrs. Dink fact actually kinda blew my mind...
same with the dinklebergs in the fairly oddparents
@@IHeartDrawingStuff **realization finally hits**
OH SHI--
You just blew my mind!
This is what I needed, grumps playing a real game, Dan beating Arin at a new, entirely luck based game, and the promise of a rematch tomorrow hopefully.
Wdym a real game? XD
The game is the embodiment of “how much could a banana cost, $1000?” meme.
23:35 trust me, the fish hobby is SUPER addictive. Once you buy one, you'll want like 10 more lol
Dan: I always wanted a family and kids
Also Dan: I can finally trade my kids for cash!
Arin: “Nobody’s a winner at the game of life.”
I dunno, you guys seem to be doing pretty well for yourselves.
@@Xarazel being born in the USA is already a win. Sad to see so many people who want to destroy a beautiful thing.
@@CigaretteCrayon True that.
"I don't understand what's going on with the game of life, Arin."
"I don't either!"
Next GrumpWave - Put it in.
"Two pink lightbulbs can't get married! It's one blue lightbulb, one pink lightbulb like the apparently Christian Game of Life God intended!"
...just kidding. :) And the second game has purple pegs too! Also, I feel like Hasbro really missed out on not calling this the Video Game of Life.
"I got sour news for you jack, IT AINT THAT EASY! For instance, are you willing to make the commitment to waking up at the crack of noon, TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SNAILS? 7 or 8 of them at a time, in a row. How about are you willing to make the commitment to getting ROCK HARD SALT OUT OF YOUR LIFE? Making sure your snails don't die in the sun. How about are you willing to make the commitment of waking up going ok, it's snail time. What T-shirt am I going to wear? Can't decide... Can't decide BRAIN ANEURYSM!!!"
That's where my brain went when Danny said "I got sour news for you jack". Thanks for listening
Dan: I’m gonna go to college!
Government: *immediately takes $100K*
Too soon, okay?
Can I play European life?
Dan: gets fired for sleeping on the job as a lawyer
my imagination: dan walks into the courtroom, holding a pillow and blanket, sets both down, and just falls asleep
You ever just go through all of law school and immediately get disbarred.
*sweats in phoenix wright*
that’s just the plot of apollo justice: ace attorney
Oh happy disbarment day btw
@@cellochicita I instantly heard "Cornered" when I read that.
If they want to chill out so much they should play the sims. Imagine the straight up hijinks.
"'I'm gonna go to college because I went to college and it helped" -Danny Avidan, professional video game player (April 19th 2021)
dan talking about children makes me CRYYY I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE BABY DAN
Arin feels the wedding regret that every 80s bride felt just 10 years later when ceiling tall puffy sleeves and blue eyeshadow fell out of fashion lol
I love that Arin was a snail farming wlw, iconic really, you can smell the cottagecore
Ok this one better yield some animation. They are going to be adorable. Arin the astronaut snail farmer 😅
Snail-liens!! Like that cute slime farming game, except snails.
Now I wanna draw this, but I have to wait until my finals are over.
“Those book’s’re gonna fall right off!” 🤣🤣
When Dan was gifted a son via aircraft I died
"Defense, do you have anything to add?"
"Five more minutes."
Arin: I can afford a risk
Also Arin immediately after: are they gonna kill my wife? 0_0
OH MY GOD…………nearly 21 years on this planet, watching a THREE YEAR OLD Game Grumps video, I’m just now realizing….*DINK*leburg!!!!! Thank you Game Grumps for doing more for me than college ever could.
I like the mental image of Arin, rich in his mansion with his snails and fish bowls... just screaming furiously at his rich roommate, Dan, for being richer. Amidst the heated argument, Arin storm off to the back porch, lights up a cigar with a $100 bill.
In the first third of this video Arin became a lesbian version of farmer-turned-astronaut Matthew McConaughey from Interstellar and I love it.
@Erlyn Nicma Alright, alright, alright...
Arin started off by doing the one choice NO ONE makes
Not going to college? Plenty of people opt out. Lots do trade school.
@@ForestofCicadas no I mean in the game of life
Dan's inability to spin the spinner just imitates what it's actually like to use on the board game
Can’t believe I just realized Dinkleberg😑! is a dink cause I didn’t know what a dink was before this episode😂
Same lmao
I always enjoy a Danny victory, especially when he sneaks it in like that.
It drives me insane that Arin in the office has worse audio quality than Arin at home. Dan has some room verb but he sounds more natural at least.
"I CAN'T BE A LAWYER ANYMORE CUZ I FELL ASLEEP?!?"
-Dan Avidan 2021
I'm a simple lad. I see snail, I click. 🐌
PFP checks out.
I used to go to Nadia Cakes all the time growing up in Palmdale. It's so cool to hear Arin mention them!! They were on Cupcake Wars a few years back. The cupcakes are so good and always came cold, so the frosting was always perfect.
"I didn't even get an opportunity to buy a house, that's not fair!"
This game is painfully realistic.
Besides Mr. Dink, the phrase "Dual Income No Kids" is also the reason for the Fairly Oddparents characters named the Dinklebergs.
Me as a kid choosing the blue peg and not the pink one: Hehehe I’m sneaky no one will know
Me years later realizing I’m trans: Huh.
Huh
23:00 Omg Danny over here with the fucking amazing reference 🤣
“Hey Billy what was your favourite episode of game grumps?”
Billy - I liked the one where Arin talked about his forehead for a looooong time
"I CAN'T BE A LAWYER ANYMORE CUZ I FELL ASLEEP? AWWW MAN!" - Dan Avidan, 2021
Arin didn't go to college and Dan did. They both ended up at Game Grumps.
Truth
Arins Backseat is just fishbowl buckled in lol
I love the idea that Arin lived in his car with 40k worth of fish, a wife, and over $1million dollars for the whole game.
Dan going from Legally Blonde to Beverley Hills Chihuahua
Kinda love how they’re purposely avoiding Mario Maker because Arin needs a break.
Omg me too! Ross' Mario Maker gave me second-hand anxiety...
We all need a break from it
We will see it again this summer or maybe never again. They finished every level but the last one.
While I think that's partially true, I also think the reason is because Ross's mom passed away and he needs time to grieve before he comes back to twitch to do reactions. I think the grumps are just trying to give him time.
It's hilarious
Dan is like three fucking times louder than Arin.
15:48 Danny's gonna have to go back to night school...AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT THIS?!?!
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So Arin wound up a sad, lonely man with three fishbowls and a moped. Sounds about right.
I wish dan would have said "dolphins deers and diraffes are my favorite animals"
Arin saying “theres unexpected babies on the life path?” really got me.