Being a rocket scientist is overrated! | Game Of Life [ROUND 1-2]

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  • @samuelhoskins2915
    @samuelhoskins2915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2624

    Dan casually saying Lil NasX "seems like a nice boy" absolutely fucking sent me

    • @yesthatpaul
      @yesthatpaul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Dan's energy in this episode is the supportive grandma we all wish we had.

    • @7aristos7
      @7aristos7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      “he seems like a nice young man” thanks grandpa

    • @theluftwaffle1
      @theluftwaffle1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I forget sometimes that Dan is like 40

    • @FoxxehSquirrel
      @FoxxehSquirrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@leavemealone802 20 years older to be exact.

    • @mixmastermind
      @mixmastermind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      He has never sounded more like an elderly Jewish woman.

  • @terroglacier981
    @terroglacier981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    “Choose another player to be your boss and tell them a joke”
    Oh so that’s how Dan got on Game Grumps

    • @HyperLazyFox
      @HyperLazyFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Underrated comment, holy shit, you win, thank you for winning

    • @Rainbowgunsh
      @Rainbowgunsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HyperLazyFox dont say people win at comments its gay

    • @HyperLazyFox
      @HyperLazyFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Rainbowgunsh Don't call people gay, it's straight

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HyperLazyFox don’t call people straight, it’s bi

    • @skyelorspacex
      @skyelorspacex 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Rainbowgunshthat makes no sense

  • @Johnny_The_Jester
    @Johnny_The_Jester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2466

    "YOU'RE GAY RICH AND YOU HAVE A HOUSE"- Arin 2021

    • @MrMcGee-yc1oq
      @MrMcGee-yc1oq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I both respect and envy the choice.

    • @vulpi4477
      @vulpi4477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      14:50

    • @TheZeroedge
      @TheZeroedge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Dan living Arins fantasy(his husband is also Dan)

    • @mediocreandworse59
      @mediocreandworse59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The American dream that conservatives warn you about

    • @annelukowski852
      @annelukowski852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, what more do you need in life XD

  • @alirro750
    @alirro750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2378

    Arin in jealousy yelling at Dan that he is gay, ignoring the fact that he is a lesbian marriage himself is peak comedy for me

    • @RudyTheNinja
      @RudyTheNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      hahaha.. wait, what?!

    • @afzalahmed3188
      @afzalahmed3188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@RudyTheNinja in thee gamee

    • @RudyTheNinja
      @RudyTheNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@afzalahmed3188 Oh uhhhh, I knew that! 👀💦

    • @lisuru5302
      @lisuru5302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I knew it, suzy turned him into a bonafied lesbian. WAY TO GO SUZY!

    • @danatronics9039
      @danatronics9039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@RudyTheNinja Suzy force-femmed Arin

  • @originalfeneac
    @originalfeneac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    "I can't pass it down to my kids?" - well, Arin, you just sold them too.

  • @digitalgamer457
    @digitalgamer457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    "Well if you win, I lose!" Arin Hanson. Staying true to his roots as the Video Game Boy.

    • @bunnyboo9097
      @bunnyboo9097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unfortunately for Arin, Life is a zero sum game.

    • @RaventheRevanchist
      @RaventheRevanchist 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He only won because I lost, that's not a winner

  • @SafetySheepRnD
    @SafetySheepRnD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Danny winning in the Game of Life by just going with the flow and being super chill while Arin is losing his shit is such a mood

    • @ChloeNarice
      @ChloeNarice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is what happens when they play chess

  • @prettycool2897
    @prettycool2897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    "Two kids ain't worth shit! Everybody knows the third one is the most expensive!"
    -Arin Hanson, 2021

    • @sasir2013
      @sasir2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he readed ender's game

    • @kirbie2640
      @kirbie2640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      me, a third kid: owo

    • @2873surabi
      @2873surabi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As the third child Who’s parents always fought over who claimed me for taxes I can agree.

    • @xavierlime06
      @xavierlime06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kirbie same lol

    • @madelyned17
      @madelyned17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      me, the third kid: 👁👄👁

  • @mikostavros
    @mikostavros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "The new Helicopter baby just landed directly on top of my previous baby" - Dan Avidan 2021

  • @keelan7414
    @keelan7414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    I wish they'd play more board games tbh, it's fun to listen to

    • @karvald
      @karvald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Definitely. I wish they'd play Billion Road again... That game was crazypants.

    • @keelan7414
      @keelan7414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@karvald same! I've rewatched it once or twice just to laugh at it with friends, same with monopoly

    • @VincentTheBadGuy
      @VincentTheBadGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Makes me think back on the Table Flip videos. Both Game Grumps playiu digital board games and that have their own charm, for sure.

    • @justcomments
      @justcomments 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it just me or do they talk about the gameplay more often?

    • @justinweber4977
      @justinweber4977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With long episodes, I like listening to board game episodes while I drive.

  • @robertr231
    @robertr231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    “Actually it’s a gay wedding so it’s NOT like the ‘30s.” 😂

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean, he's not wrong. The first legal gay wedding in the United States was in 2004, and the push for equal rights didn't even start in earnest until the 1970s.

    • @RummyStarlight
      @RummyStarlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some Like It Hot was made in 1959 and the older guy at the end was totally down to marry one of the main characters. It's something =P That is a super funny movie btw if anyone wants to check it out.

  • @ALEJOwhatever
    @ALEJOwhatever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    First Matt's bicycle, now Dan's stapler
    Susy, we got a jingle jangle problem over here
    Arin's going NUTS!

    • @ok-yv9dd
      @ok-yv9dd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My stapler got stolen this week

    • @LKBoots15
      @LKBoots15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can we all bring up Dan's stapler for the final stretch of the Grumps' playthrough of Paper Mario: The Origami King?

    • @LilleTotte
      @LilleTotte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dan should have gone with "Ex-cuse me, you-, I- I belive you have my stapler. Please. Hrrrm."

    • @DiscoChixify
      @DiscoChixify 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣❤️

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Staplers going missing in an office is like sharpies going missing in a kitchen

  • @LordoftheRink726
    @LordoftheRink726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    That one time when I paused game grumps so I could pay attention to my class, come back an hour and a half later to hear "knocking each other's wieners around in our dream villa"

  • @tomhanson66
    @tomhanson66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Ah yes, the transitioning from Arin losing his sanity from Mario Maker to playing dating sims, only then to slightly discontinue his roll on dating sims to a board game.

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I think Dan's online business is just running a movie theater in his house.

    • @evilsquirrel0573
      @evilsquirrel0573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But it’s online, so it’s a webcam showing the cinema

  • @Avatarlatte
    @Avatarlatte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    22:14 *Intense dan voice*
    “Did I receive two babies or one baby?” *Helicopter drops infant into car
    *”ONE BABY”*

  • @xKazeNoKishi
    @xKazeNoKishi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Arins jealousy over Dans gay, rich, married, perfect life absolutely made my day.

    • @ToriTheDormouse
      @ToriTheDormouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      While he was also gay, rich, and married.

  • @NarcissaDeville
    @NarcissaDeville 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Can we talk about how Dan's husband is wearing a wig and Arin's wife has a mustache?

    • @ivankervis4374
      @ivankervis4374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      That’s Dan and Arin because they’re a lawyer and mechanic

    • @Quantum_Magnus
      @Quantum_Magnus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That was them. The characters drive on the left side of the road.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I used to wear fake mustaches all the time, don't judge her hobbies.

    • @kiarranarisse
      @kiarranarisse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ivankervis4374 Exactly, if your lawyer doesn't have a George Washington wig, and your mechanic doesn't have a mustache, they're not licensed. Get em out

  • @retsz
    @retsz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Thank god for that 'last time on game grumps.' How else would i ever have kept up with the complex narrative of the Life board game?

    • @AdamsAndCompan
      @AdamsAndCompan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right? Especially when you binge watch, really helpful!
      Honestly since they stopped putting episode numbers it's the only way I can tell what comes next.

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AdamsAndCompan The tags under the video denote which episode number it is

    • @kayEnt3rtainm3nt
      @kayEnt3rtainm3nt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@L33PL4Y #44 on trending for gaming?

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kayEnt3rtainm3nt You must be on mobile. Open the description and scroll to the bottom of it.

    • @AdamsAndCompan
      @AdamsAndCompan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@L33PL4Y Ok. Fair point, I've never noticed those. But that's a bad solution to a problem that didn't exist before. More than anything I just hope it's someone they recently hired that's making these bad decisions and they see the comments, I just want them to stop.

  • @RaccoonRevolution
    @RaccoonRevolution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Dan going out of his way to compliment Lil Nas X but also very clearly not understanding his work very well was kind of adorable.

  • @user-2012July-A
    @user-2012July-A 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "There would be no sadness, if we were super gay. Just unicorns and rainbows..."

  • @mrpirahna1270
    @mrpirahna1270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I dont usually believe in karma, but its hard to ignore the causal timeline: Arin sues Dan-> Dan becomes lawyer to avoid others being frivilously sued for fence related allegations-> Dan steals Arins dream life of swordplay with husband in millionaire mansion

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The phrasing on that last one. I don't think you meant that to sound like it does.

    • @RevokFarthis
      @RevokFarthis ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ZombifiedBuizel He *absolutely* did.

  • @OneSongCloser
    @OneSongCloser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Arin makes up for being homeless in his last game by becoming so powerful in this timeline that he acquires two. Nice one, video game boy.

  • @tatethrasher8308
    @tatethrasher8308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dan talking about Lil Nas X like a supportive dad trying to relate to his gay son and sound hip really made me giggle

  • @obijuancolombi
    @obijuancolombi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I find it hilarious that Ross's final level so thoroughly broke Arin that they had to stop and play a bunch of games that require minimal effort before going back to finish it

    • @yazzytoube
      @yazzytoube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That and sonic lmao

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I think they took a break since Ross' mom passed away.

    • @mr.redguard6702
      @mr.redguard6702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You see after Ross broke Arin he went to playing Sonic where he inadvertently shattered he's already fragile psyche even more which resulted in those dating sim videos and who know maybe Arin will collapse even more by playing "Life"

    • @melissadittrich3021
      @melissadittrich3021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I think the real reason is because Ross's mom passed away and he needs time to grieve. I think the boys are giving him time and space to process the loss before having to come back and do daily reactions to their shenanigans. Which I think is really thoughtful.

    • @mr.redguard6702
      @mr.redguard6702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@melissadittrich3021 wait what? Oh my god, my condolences to Ross, jesus christ

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    6:01
    Arin accusing Dan of vandalizing his fence reminds me of *"EXCUSE ME!* I'm not the one who wiped my SHIT ON THE WALL!!"

  • @abt3564
    @abt3564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    shoutout to dan for playing the role of phoenix wright

    • @rideronthedrumbeat
      @rideronthedrumbeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      not inaccurate considering phoenix also basically had a child airdropped to him from a helicopter

  • @CrimsonMoonM
    @CrimsonMoonM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I think Dan accrued so many cards because he went the education route and was thus able to collect extra cards while taking the longer route as opposed to Arin, who just went straight for the goal.

    • @Banjomike97
      @Banjomike97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Arin also landed on the paycheck fields a lot which don't give a card

    • @RealCalebClay
      @RealCalebClay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The key of the game is go slow small roles land on the yellow spots and gain more life cards and children!

    • @MAndersonForTheWin
      @MAndersonForTheWin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t you get more yellow cards if you are the richest person at millionaire estate?

    • @Scyyyyyy
      @Scyyyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MAndersonForTheWin Yep, you get 4 cards, I looked it up because it's weird they don't tell you the difference. I think Arin would have won if he chose the millionaire mansion

  • @luciuseclipse
    @luciuseclipse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I like how Arin sued Dan, and Dan just goes and lawyers up.

    • @dragnoelysium
      @dragnoelysium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then he died Arin for stealing his stapler 😂😂😂

  • @ALEJOwhatever
    @ALEJOwhatever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Of course Arin wants to be a rocket scientist.
    How else would he get his FLOATING, GLASS ENCOMPASSED, ROCKET POWERED SHIP?

    • @Baby-Blue-102
      @Baby-Blue-102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LESSS NOT TO MENTION HE WOULD BUILT IT WITH THE MONEY THAT HE MADE WITH THE BUISNESS HE BUILT WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!

  • @cameronprice4922
    @cameronprice4922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Dan’s husband looks like Thomas the 18 century boy who doesn’t know he is about to murdered by his own dad’s father.

    • @emmadowney303
      @emmadowney303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Does that make Dan the man who doesn’t know that he’s about to be murdered by his father-in-law?

  • @_KungFuBarbie_
    @_KungFuBarbie_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    19:27 I can’t believe Arin skipped out on his chance to go Cottagecore.

  • @luminous6969
    @luminous6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    22:25 "The new helicopter baby just landed directly on my previous baby." - Dan Avidan 2021

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:45
    I was doing homework with this in the background, and Danny said "Nicely done" right after I got a question right.
    Thanks, Dan! You're a good dude!

  • @SwimDudeSwim
    @SwimDudeSwim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “No, not kids!” me, absolutely anywhere

  • @Ulraspider
    @Ulraspider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Nice to see that Lil Nas influenced Danny to get a husband XD maybe that lap dance was too much

  • @sweetpea2604
    @sweetpea2604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:57 It’s always nice to hear Dan sing, even if it’s for a second 😊

  • @FionaEevee87
    @FionaEevee87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Imagine this game's calming soundtrack playing in the background in real life, even during moments when your life comes crashing down.

    • @Nicholas_Steel
      @Nicholas_Steel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This isn't the games audio... notice the lack of sound effects? They've cut out all the game audio and are playing some generic music instead.

    • @averagejoe9040
      @averagejoe9040 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its the equivilent to prescription sedatives.

    • @Superboologan1
      @Superboologan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nicholas_Steel it's weird, because that *is* the music for this version of life (the 2016 version, fot anyone interested), but there aren't any sound effects

    • @Nicholas_Steel
      @Nicholas_Steel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Superboologan1 Hah, okay so the game has generic music.

  • @gigastrike2
    @gigastrike2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Arin: "Oh, you win by having more money at the end? Something, something, capitalism."
    Dan, at the end: **Wins by having more LIFE cards, which also give you money to approximate having a fulfilling life**

  • @HeyyItsDaleVODS
    @HeyyItsDaleVODS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Youre gay, rich, and you own a dream villa!"
    Lmao ded

  • @0443B
    @0443B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I think I'm gonna have a husband this time." The man who reincarnated

  • @sophienah4654
    @sophienah4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I want them to play the updated version where theres a purple peg that gets married in a grey vest and a veil

  • @lautimartinez6341
    @lautimartinez6341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I-i always forget Dan's age and it wasn't until he called lil Nas X a "young man" that i realised he could literally be his father

  • @parkerd5508
    @parkerd5508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I can't unsee "Wait! is taking their turn"

  • @maysar4159
    @maysar4159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dan joked about sounding like an old person trying to talk about Lil Nas X and then immediately followed it up with "he seems like a nice boy" as if he's a grandmother. This man...

  • @Smartz118
    @Smartz118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "That's not how housing works!" Arin interjects, while playing a video game version of a board game.

  • @WGSMRW
    @WGSMRW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how enthusiastic Dan is about the gay guys. It makes me feel normal because they're so calm about it

    • @Baby-Blue-102
      @Baby-Blue-102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aww that's so sweet! : >

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When Dan landed on the baby girl space and got a baby boy.... he just went "oh alright, that's okay" and moved on. I'm non-binary and felt very normal all of a sudden!

    • @internalizedhappyness9774
      @internalizedhappyness9774 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It makes the pain go away, even if for just a moment.

  • @benjamingray2071
    @benjamingray2071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    22:11 the way he said baby just killed me in every dimension possible

  • @omnitoad2187
    @omnitoad2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times,
    That silly guy with the nose in the graffiti is "Killroy," and he's generally the guy who "was here."
    He's like a world war age meme.

    • @JAY-gl5xd
      @JAY-gl5xd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Domo arigato Mr. Roboto.

    • @Bloodshotistic
      @Bloodshotistic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you. I was going to mention this but I was a couple of years late.

  • @TheLivingBluejay
    @TheLivingBluejay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Danny: It says this lobby is no longer available...
    Kathrine: It says this lobby fu*king sucks...

    • @MaskOfLimbo
      @MaskOfLimbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can't get any lobbynage!

    • @wesconatortheguy9869
      @wesconatortheguy9869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can’t get any availability in here

  • @anthonybalista7421
    @anthonybalista7421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Hamster dance was a repressed memory I didn’t need back in my head.

    • @emalinedickinson7492
      @emalinedickinson7492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh come on you know we all rocked out to it years ago.

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DIT-DAH-DEE-DAY-DEE-DAH-DOH-DOOOOH

    • @Top10WizardReviews
      @Top10WizardReviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DEEEE DAT DIDDY DOOO

    • @gigastrike2
      @gigastrike2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would you prefer the Llama Song?

    • @SodaFrizz666
      @SodaFrizz666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That memory brought me back to PBS kids or something

  • @thekaardman9885
    @thekaardman9885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I think it'd be pretty cool if they played west of loathing. Just a suggestion.

    • @greylithwolf
      @greylithwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dan should play that one for sure.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *YEEESSSS!!!!!!*

    • @kolebysmith3735
      @kolebysmith3735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I literally just finished that game the other day. It's pretty great game.

    • @kolebysmith3735
      @kolebysmith3735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not sure how well that would work though. They'd have to really blend in their jokes with the jokes of the game. I think one of theirs biggest strengths is making games that aren't meant to be funny, funny

    • @edarddragon
      @edarddragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that is a great gamer!

  • @shelby2901
    @shelby2901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    dan watches one lil nas x video and all of a sudden hes buying a dream villa with his husband

  • @JacobM1230
    @JacobM1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 8:12 was anyone else expecting Dan or Arin to point out that Dan does make people laugh for money, and the friend he has to choose to "be his boss" is actually his boss and he does tell him jokes constantly? And then they didn't even point out how hilariously accurate this card was?

  • @lachlanwood61
    @lachlanwood61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Arins "what the fuuuck?!" Whenever he loses is always the best

  • @joshullman
    @joshullman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dan’s “we can still hang out as HOMIES” pun got zero recognition and that kills me on the inside

  • @TheLivingBluejay
    @TheLivingBluejay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    28:52 - *We interrupt your life to bring you, Monokuma Theatre.*

  • @MoriMoriSavage
    @MoriMoriSavage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Arin and Danny should play Life 2, that way if they don't want kids they can pick animals instead :)

  • @deve-o
    @deve-o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    27:36 Arin: "Money isn't worth sh*t!"...
    ...another Hanson classic...

  • @1mortalkombatlover
    @1mortalkombatlover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't know all too much about lifes rules before this myself, so i decided to look up the whole "retirement" thing:
    basically, if you choose the cottage to retire you are guaranteed 1 bonus card at the games final tallies. if you go to millionaire mansion, whoever is the person with the most money in the mansion gets a 4 card bonus at the end!
    And since each card gets you another 100k dollars and Arin had the most at the end of the board, he literally could have taken the 4 cards from dan, made up the difference and won if he'd gone to the mansion instead.

  • @mmccalllove
    @mmccalllove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    me actually graduating with a degree in rocket science this summer looking at this title like 👁👄👁

  • @slaygoblins
    @slaygoblins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm gonna get a tattoo of a beedrill with Arin's grump head on it and Dans on a stantler with tired eyes

  • @phantasticgrump
    @phantasticgrump 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Name your favorite website, I most certainly will not"-Dan avidan 2021

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    20:35
    "Dude, I'm threadin' the kid needle!" - Arin Hanson 2021
    Is that a euphemism for...?

  • @MeLLo_14
    @MeLLo_14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Has anyone else noticed the game strait up bug out and do something else? Like Danny getting a son on a daughter space, and Arin moving 2 spaces instead of one?

    • @arashikou6661
      @arashikou6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the two spaces thing happened when they tried to land on the same spot, as that's not allowed.

  • @lillykitten42r
    @lillykitten42r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Arin wasn’t having kids and then got that IVF treatment and had triplets. XD

  • @Z.gawk-gawk
    @Z.gawk-gawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the first time I've ever seen any youtubers play as gay and lesbian couples in the Life video game and it makes me happy.

  • @bitz_of_fitz2975
    @bitz_of_fitz2975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dan making fun of old people: Lil Nas X seems like a kind young man
    Dan completely unironically not two minutes later: Lil Nas X seems like a creative young man

  • @ToraKoori
    @ToraKoori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You're gay, rich, and you have a house!" GOALS

  • @RabblesTheBinx
    @RabblesTheBinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dan: **laughs uproariously at the phrase "slaving away as a rocket scientist"**
    PhD physicist Dr. Ninja Brian: "I don't know why, but I have a sudden urge to stab Danny."

  • @Bosstylo
    @Bosstylo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Arin: Almost threaded the baby needle!
    Baby-dropping helicopter: *BRRRR*

  • @QuixoteBadger
    @QuixoteBadger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Here's a joke I came up with all by myself:
    A friend once told me that the first thing he would do if he ever got rich was buy a giant bust statue of his likeness so everyone could bask in all his glory. I told him that while the idea sounded nice on paper, he probably shouldn't get ahead of himself.

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Name my favorite movie. The Last Unicorn."
    Okay, now I know there's no real right answer to that question . . . but if there was, that would probably be the most right answer.

  • @gemstar5242
    @gemstar5242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Arin really had two opportunities to become the ultimate cottagecore lesbians and didn’t seize it either time

  • @EG-kt6kq
    @EG-kt6kq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    You're gay, rich and you have a house! - Arin Hanson, 2021

    • @FaeMasquerade
      @FaeMasquerade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's the modern dream right there

    • @Ylurple
      @Ylurple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sadly i'm only one for three

    • @isabelvelez5058
      @isabelvelez5058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1/3, two more to go

    • @normal-potato05
      @normal-potato05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well for me, I have one, but I can get the 2nd one pretty easily

  • @sophianicole513
    @sophianicole513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You are perceiving my yell as a yell"
    -Arin Hanson, 2021

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like to think Dan had a "No Girls Allowed" sign on his car for this playthrough.

  • @ryanmoser3495
    @ryanmoser3495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm not yelling at you!" Arin yelled.

  • @ExImperialDragon
    @ExImperialDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Dude, I'm threading the kid needle!"
    Matt Gaetz would like to know your location.

  • @MARKOoo
    @MARKOoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    the title reminds me of "I'm a fuckin rocket shiiip, I got a shield in front of meee, oh yeeeaah"

    • @MARKOoo
      @MARKOoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Energy Falcon the inspiration is a FUCKIN ROCKETSHIP OHH YEEEAAH

    • @MARKOoo
      @MARKOoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Energy Falcon who are you talking about?

    • @MARKOoo
      @MARKOoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Energy Falcon... Anywaaaay

    • @karyncanup4311
      @karyncanup4311 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you ever just sit and wonder, "who truly am I in this life?"

  • @spacesquid95force25
    @spacesquid95force25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Imagine being able to sue someone 20 thousand dollars for stealing a stapler.
    Wow just like real life.

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If Arin cosplayed the hulk he would probable use his grubba voice.
    "I'm gonna hulk smash a little!"

  • @clockyaaron683
    @clockyaaron683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know this is off topic but just figured out Arin Hanson voiced Bruce Banner in Ultimate Alliance, I love that game and had no idea till I saw it, literally contributed to my childhood even though they only used his voice in 2016

  • @EHKOS
    @EHKOS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I expected Dan to immediately declare furaffinity as his favorite, most cherished website

  • @gasolinejoy
    @gasolinejoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Arin's lesbian couple just got three accidental babies, then Dan's gay couple got one. I have questions.

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Life...finds a way.

    • @ren.24
      @ren.24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like to think the helicopter babies are adopted

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ren.24 wait their kids are helicopters?

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gargoyles9999 TH-cam deleted my link but just look up "Game Grumps animated 'My son Alex the Helicopter'"

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spiwolf6998 Ian Malcom is my favorite Jurrasic Park character. I'm glad Jeff Goldblum was the actor playing him. "It's Chaos Theory"

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nothing makes you sound young and hip like referring to a rap star as "a nice boy".

  • @littlemissmac9747
    @littlemissmac9747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can't believe that their favorite website isn't TH-cam

    • @daz211
      @daz211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Considering how it is nowadays, not that surprising

  • @rkyve9
    @rkyve9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “You’re gay, rich, and have a house”
    Meanwhile I am none of those things

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am one of those things. It's a 33.3% chance of a correct guess.

  • @TheSpektrum1989
    @TheSpektrum1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    with Arin taking the exact same path as last time, they should've edited in that conversation they had during Wind Waker talking about how fate would keep taking them down the same life path.

  • @3of6mylove
    @3of6mylove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Has anyone considered drying up in a lake? Food for thought.

  • @Indigo1559
    @Indigo1559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I can put bombs in peoples cars without them knowing" - Private Arin Hansen, Provisional Irish Republican Army

  • @Cecona
    @Cecona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was little I was told kiwis were a hybrid of grapes and bananas. Obviously they were messing with me, but I believed it at the time.

  • @uplinkplays4177
    @uplinkplays4177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kilroy was here = The guy who's nose is sticking over the wall

  • @doslover
    @doslover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:45 - Dan's piece has that alligator jigglin' fever

  • @Robman92
    @Robman92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine the nurse telling you after you have given birth: “I think you have a son - no, it’s a second house” 😅

  • @TalixZen
    @TalixZen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:22 "You drew that silly guy with the nose." I think his name is Kilroy

  • @Jake2O9
    @Jake2O9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dan could of just said "heh heh baby fall down" 😂😂😂😂 besides looking up a dad joke but it's cute

  • @the-thought-machine
    @the-thought-machine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I could see Arin & Dan doing a mystery science theater 3000 type of thing

  • @infernalkiwi
    @infernalkiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Arin is secretly "The Infraggable Krunk"

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    🕯️Manifesting that they continue Trauma Center: Day 13.🕯️

    • @JS-lk1ut
      @JS-lk1ut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They won't continue trauma center. it's too hard for them

    • @joshwright4799
      @joshwright4799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doggo what's your dog's name?

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshwright4799 oh the dogs not mine, just a pic I found.

    • @svinjamaria
      @svinjamaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🕯🕯🕯

    • @TerraShiro7
      @TerraShiro7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JS-lk1ut they'll have to deal