Your videos are just so enjoyable. Its just the right mix of funny commentary to unintentional funny movies + the soothing voice that sounds likes someones reading a childrens books aloud while hes actually describing bloody murder
Glad you mentioned the fancier VHS boxes, I was sure to buy one copy for the video store I ran way back then, because they always made their cost back super fast! Dead Pit (flashing eyes & sound), Frankenhooker ("Want a date?" sound chip), etc. Good times!
I love when you take time to make little non-cynical comment that feels genuine and hearth felt. In this case it was: ''I miss mall hair!'' Thanks for your work, it's getting better and better excepting that i really miss your awesome opening credit.
I'm going to go with - Scanchy adjective; blending describing someone or something as scandalous or raunchy Scanchy is a cross between scandalous and raunchy; it could be used interchangeably with either term. It is derogatory term used to describe someone who is dressed not very appropriately; the person is showing a little too much skin. It is a mix of two similar words, so it was probably used instead of choosing one of the two words instead. It is a slang term that is replacing two other slang terms. Young people are always looking for ways to create new words that describe risqué things. The Rice University Neologisms Database
On second thought its probably - Scanty adjective, scant·i·er, scant·i·est. scant in amount, quantity, etc.; barely sufficient. meager; not adequate. lacking amplitude in extent or compass. noun, plural scant·ies. scanties, very brief underpants, especially for women.
I remember going to my local video store and seeing the VHS cover art. It had a button you could press and the eyes lit up a little scream came out. I haven't thought about that in years.
I thought the days of Taco Bell were over after the extinction of the Beefy Crunch Burrito also known as the fast food renaissance. But thn...The Five Dollar Box Appeared.
Found a nice poster of the movie in the trash back in those days. Had it on the ceiling right over my bed (every inch of wall and ceiling in my room was covered with horror movie pics and posters). Never saw the movie to this day...
Great vid C as always and loved the Zoanoid reference. Some time ago during a Q&A or something you mentioned the possibility of doing an exploring vid on Troma, please please do; that would be a fun one
At last! A Big Screen adaptation of the classic story by Franz Kafka, author of THE CASTLE and THE TRIAL one of the geniuses of the Existentialist Movement in Philosophy and Art and what do you mean watch the video first? I remember this story so well because of the light it throws on the dehumanization of...oh, very well, I'll watch your video!
Director is actually probably most famous for writing and playing killers in both "Anthropophagus" and it's semi sequel "Absurd". Anyway, there's a similar equally silly horror flick which seems to share some same stock footage and locations with this one. It's called "Primal Rage" and if I remember right, it was directed by Umberto Lenzi (under different name).
8:40 Yep I remember always pushing the button on that vhs cover whenever my mom took me to the video store she rented it for me I seen and didn't care for the film at all. A very awesome review Cecil more better then the film itself.
They're keeping a guy alive with his heart outside his body, and they've got it in an empty spaghetti jar with no lid hanging by plastic hoses with nothing running through them - you'd think there would be blood circulating. No wonder they want to pull his funding. Also - the heart has a stealth vagina? Perhaps the SFX crew had their research funding pulled too. And...this is my favorite episode ever. This movie deserves a full MST3K if there isn't one.
OK, will someone please tell me what the "OK, We've got OJ, etc, some purple stuff, etc" line is from? I swear I heard that in a movie from somewhere but I cant quite put my finger on it and its driving me crazy!!
Holy shit! George Eastman! That was surprising. Gotta see this one. Shame I just spoiled it for myself. Weird how he turned into Godzilla Jr, as you said. The effects looked pretty good up until that point.
Could you review the original April Fools Day? At first I thought it was bad, but it's actually a really good and intriguing movie with one hell of an ending.
I remember the video box with the light up eyes for this movie in my local video store. I was always curious to rent it. Now after seeing this review. Thank god I never did.
Deadly Spawn , Metamorphosis , Metamorphosis : The Alien Factor , all are linked by ....something.... & by boxed is raised ,AND makes an eerie noise too!
5:28 is anyone going to point out that the guard from the previous night was _WHITE?_ 9:01 BESTIALITA takes “who’s a good boy?” to the next level I wonder how much those light up VHS boxes are going for...
Hey Cecil, since you love obscure horror movies, have you seen the movie May starring Angela Bettis and Jeremy Sisto? Given your love of weird and indie horror, you should check this one out if you haven't already. It's a fantastic movie
"Another night with the body pillow" *shows code geass character*
*love for this series intensifies*
Your videos are just so enjoyable. Its just the right mix of funny commentary to unintentional funny movies + the soothing voice that sounds likes someones reading a childrens books aloud while hes actually describing bloody murder
Exactly!
06:04 'Peter does the worm' made me almost choke on my breakfast!
*Dramatic music with a dramatic zoom*
M Night Shyamalan: "What a twist!?"
Man, your way of reviewing movies like this is just hilarious :D
I have to check this movie out myself now.
Thanks!
Glad you mentioned the fancier VHS boxes, I was sure to buy one copy for the video store I ran way back then, because they always made their cost back super fast! Dead Pit (flashing eyes & sound), Frankenhooker ("Want a date?" sound chip), etc. Good times!
That Frankenhooker box was the _best_. Customers at the store I worked at used to steal it.
The Purple Stuff most underrated drink ever.
It is because is a drink for humble gentlemen, sir. #AverageJoes and #WealthyDougebags do not kwon a thing about it. ✌️🧐
@@elgatervolador I'm a humble gentleman! I just don't like grape soda
I want that purple stuff😏
HES FULL OF LEAN
7:50 Was that a Guyver reference?
I freakin love Guyver!
Guyver slaps and I thought the same thing
Correct it's indeed a Guyver reference. 😁
You always seem to do films I saw once when I was a kid and never saw again. Funny and full of decent trivia as always, this channel is great.
I love when you take time to make little non-cynical comment that feels genuine and hearth felt. In this case it was: ''I miss mall hair!'' Thanks for your work, it's getting better and better excepting that i really miss your awesome opening credit.
I love this, I'm sick and laughing hurts , at the same time it's so worth it.
More skanky research is required.
Skanky research, is the best kind of research.😃😎
and with a line like that, zero fucks were given
"Scantly"... it means "Barely sufficient"
I'm going to go with - Scanchy
adjective; blending
describing someone or something as scandalous or raunchy Scanchy is a cross between scandalous and raunchy; it could be used interchangeably with either term. It is derogatory term used to describe someone who is dressed not very appropriately; the person is showing a little too much skin. It is a mix of two similar words, so it was probably used instead of choosing one of the two words instead. It is a slang term that is replacing two other slang terms. Young people are always looking for ways to create new words that describe risqué things.
The Rice University Neologisms Database
On second thought its probably - Scanty
adjective, scant·i·er, scant·i·est.
scant in amount, quantity, etc.; barely sufficient.
meager; not adequate.
lacking amplitude in extent or compass.
noun, plural scant·ies.
scanties, very brief underpants, especially for women.
The lead actor is like discount Christian Bale
He looks so much like him
so we're getting a Nolan Batman vs The Incredible Ham crossover?
I thought it was Christian Bale at first
I think he looks more like Tom Cruise, idk.
>NOPES the fuck out of there
Lost so hard. Also awesome content as always!
“Bunny cares not for your anguish” ? LOL
I remember going to my local video store and seeing the VHS cover art. It had a button you could press and the eyes lit up a little scream came out. I haven't thought about that in years.
These videos are hilarious. So glad I found this channel
Thanks!
The third act of this film seems like it's trying to be Altered States, without having a grasp of that film.
I chuckled heartily at this :-) More please!
You said "nopes the fuck out off there" LMAO
"Zoanoid." Sick reference bro
Milk crates are always acceptable furniture.
Your channel is the right amount of Humor and Serious historical facts
I thought the days of Taco Bell were over after the extinction of the Beefy Crunch Burrito also known as the fast food renaissance. But thn...The Five Dollar Box Appeared.
I lost it at the Sleestak! Land of the Lost was awesome!
Found a nice poster of the movie in the trash back in those days. Had it on the ceiling right over my bed (every inch of wall and ceiling in my room was covered with horror movie pics and posters). Never saw the movie to this day...
The scene with the doctor on the bathroom floor made me laugh till my stomach hurt!
God damn it, that bit with the MC doing "the worm" on the bathroom floor man.
Ha haha ha.
4:53 the 90's also had killer rabbits .lol
The Incredible Ham.
Still gets a higher critic score then BVS
Great vid C as always and loved the Zoanoid reference.
Some time ago during a Q&A or something you mentioned the possibility of doing an exploring vid on Troma, please please do; that would be a fun one
At last! A Big Screen adaptation of the classic story by Franz Kafka, author of THE CASTLE and THE TRIAL one of the geniuses of the Existentialist Movement in Philosophy and Art and what do you mean watch the video first? I remember this story so well because of the light it throws on the dehumanization of...oh, very well, I'll watch your video!
04:45
"I'm having a party at my house and would like for you to come"
"When"
"Any day, any time you like."
Priceless.
Another excellent and hilarious review :) I rented this over a decade ago at Blockbuster and it has that illuminating VHS cover.
I watched this on youtube, and the guy who uploaded it said there was an "unexpected ending" and MAN he was wasn't lying.
Director is actually probably most famous for writing and playing killers in both "Anthropophagus" and it's semi sequel "Absurd".
Anyway, there's a similar equally silly horror flick which seems to share some same stock footage and locations with this one. It's called "Primal Rage" and if I remember right, it was directed by Umberto Lenzi (under different name).
8:40 Yep I remember always pushing the button on that vhs cover whenever my mom took me to the video store she rented it for me I seen and didn't care for the film at all.
A very awesome review Cecil more better then the film itself.
You get bonus points for the Guyver reference.
I lost my shit at the "meat sweats" comment lol.
Dude... Awesome. Excellent. Great Work.
Bud Light….lol. That aged well!
It reminds of a voyager episode.
Cecil is such a great reviewer i hope he never stops making these vids.
Thanks you so much! More to come :)
"Trips over there lines the most."
That's me every day
Why does the needle need to go into the eye?
Hahaha, this is the only YouBoob channel I've never considered unsubing and always look forward to!! 🍍
not only did that guy call his work "Skanky", as soon as Peter left the room the old man asked everyone: "Can you believe that nappy headed ho?".
i just had to give this a like for the rabbit part
Love your work, could you do one for "Laserblast" (1978)
One of your best reviews lol.
Great videos. Please consider doing Galaxy of Terror. Just discovered it on netflix and it's a great 80's sci fi flick
Doing the worm on the bathroom floor is amazing.
Cecil could you please do Odd Thomas in honor of Anton Yelchin? It's a great and underrated film that more people should know about.
agreed...also one of the movies with the most epic cameltoe shots ever...but thats another story
They're keeping a guy alive with his heart outside his body, and they've got it in an empty spaghetti jar with no lid hanging by plastic hoses with nothing running through them - you'd think there would be blood circulating. No wonder they want to pull his funding. Also - the heart has a stealth vagina? Perhaps the SFX crew had their research funding pulled too.
And...this is my favorite episode ever. This movie deserves a full MST3K if there isn't one.
“For a smart guy, he sure is stupid”... LMFAO!
Turns himself into an indestructible lizard?
So thats how we got SCP 682
1990: The Bronx Warriors needs a review!
I had to think a second or two about the waterfall. I figured it out you dirty bird. 🤣
OK, will someone please tell me what the "OK, We've got OJ, etc, some purple stuff, etc" line is from? I swear I heard that in a movie from somewhere but I cant quite put my finger on it and its driving me crazy!!
Here - th-cam.com/video/MQE3jWYuGiw/w-d-xo.html
5:54 had me laughing out of my chair
He nopesed the fuck out of there.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I am using that his weekend.
Holy shit! George Eastman! That was surprising. Gotta see this one. Shame I just spoiled it for myself. Weird how he turned into Godzilla Jr, as you said. The effects looked pretty good up until that point.
I kinda remember this movie different with the guy turning into a monster in the end and blasting out of the roof :/
So, this is basically The Fly...
Director George Eastman is the villain from “Absurd” an official video nasty.
4:09 - Is that young skateboarding Hank Hill on that kid's pajama top?
You should review dolls or squirm. Love your reviews, makes my work day go by a hell of a lot faster
Liked the bits with the bunny.
I love the unexpected endings in these movies.
Could you review the original April Fools Day? At first I thought it was bad, but it's actually a really good and intriguing movie with one hell of an ending.
The needle in the eyeball thing happens in Dead Space 2.
Woooo big ups for the guyver reference you should do a review of guyver out of control its sort of a movie I guess
This movie cost $600k? At least half of that budget had to go to cocaine, cause they were definitely high AF when they made this.
Wait they werent joking about the lizard ending?8
COCAINE
IT'S A HELL OF A DRUG
What gave that away, lol?
And that’s why I say three cheers for cocaine and the “art” it inspires!
I remember the video box with the light up eyes for this movie in my local video store. I was always curious to rent it. Now after seeing this review. Thank god I never did.
Hahaha bunny cares not for your anguish... funny
Daniel Clark That’s because bunny is actually Cthulhu in disguise
@@pathatfield2543 Bunny wants blood and sacrifice.
I thought that Dog Lay Afternoon was a joke title you made up. NOPE. IT ACTUALLY EXISTS.
When did milk crates stop being perfectly good office furniture?
There was a preview of this on a film for kids and it scared the hell out of me!
Maybe it was a different movie
The part in the preview that scared me was a guy, red like his skin was removed in a glass chamber while a needle went into his body and he screamed!
Incredible Ham. Classic.
0:29 is she actually reading her lines there? lol
"OOHHH SHIT HE'S AH ZOANOID"...... fucking classic 👏👏👏👏
Deadly Spawn , Metamorphosis , Metamorphosis : The Alien Factor , all are linked by ....something.... & by boxed is raised ,AND makes an eerie noise too!
0:47 holy moly!
Right it’s official I’ve watched every stitch of everything you have ever done. And now there is nothing left!!!. HELP!!!
5:20
Chewie?
It's a secret laboratory, hence they removed the secret part.
The meat sweats! 🍖 I fcking love this channel
Thank you!
5:28 is anyone going to point out that the guard from the previous night was _WHITE?_
9:01 BESTIALITA takes “who’s a good boy?” to the next level
I wonder how much those light up VHS boxes are going for...
Why inject in the freaking eyes? Why?
I lost it at the “GOOP”
Hey Cecil do you think you could review night of the demon 1980? Its a killer bigfoot movie.
"Can I sleep with you?"
"No sweetie, Mommy's sleeping with someone else tonight."
8:45 .... "I am Vood!" ....... :)
lol, loved the Sunny D reference
I saw a drunk guy do the worm in my hallway.
He bites with teeth that the lizard shown does not have!
2020 texas gladiator sounds amazing.
the meat sweats hahah
Hey Cecil, since you love obscure horror movies, have you seen the movie May starring Angela Bettis and Jeremy Sisto? Given your love of weird and indie horror, you should check this one out if you haven't already. It's a fantastic movie
Well another night with the body pillow.
YEAH!!