The TRUTH about The Cuban Missile Crisis - Christories | History Lessons with Chris Distefano ep 13

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  • @EasyE2490
    @EasyE2490 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Thanks for taking me to school babes

    • @Andrew.millertime
      @Andrew.millertime ปีที่แล้ว

      He found the glasses!!!!

    • @Squirtle_Bob
      @Squirtle_Bob ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Andrew.millertime I wish but this was definitely recorded before he lost em :(

    • @toner2213
      @toner2213 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not the same without yannis

  • @nickpanacci3055
    @nickpanacci3055 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    As a Canadian, I hope Chris is accurate - because he is currently my only source of American History

    • @Khedran
      @Khedran ปีที่แล้ว +19

      His sarcastic jokes aside, he is pretty spot on for what he does bring up. He's always been into history, so now is the perfect way to mix it in with comedy

    • @highvalue1195
      @highvalue1195 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I passed a history test because of him 😅 instead of studying I watched him and remembered his little jokes

    • @meowmeow55789
      @meowmeow55789 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chrissy Classrooms is more accurate than any american history book I ever read in school. Thanks for keeping us smart babes!

    • @Name-zd2nb
      @Name-zd2nb ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny part is lol we don't learn this. It was always in the back of history books and we'd always stop short of jfk. And current events class picks up conveniently right after 9/11😂 in America you gotta actually look into the history of the country from after ww2 till 9/11. That's all the juicy stuff they avoid in public school. Then again I graduated in 09. It might be old enough to be unavoidable as actual history. Not buried in an elective class or just straight up not there.

    • @ozrock909
      @ozrock909 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cuban-american here... and let me tell you he's pretty far off in a lot of things. But it's roughly kind of what happen and funny to watch.

  • @stevetibbits5556
    @stevetibbits5556 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I swear I love these history segments your one of the best in the game Chrissy!!!📖 👀

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind ปีที่แล้ว

      So much better not having to hear that idiot producer lady boy cackling at unfunny things constantly. I can't listen to the main podcasts because he/it ruins them.

  • @jamesgillen5652
    @jamesgillen5652 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I sent this video to my mom because it’s one of her favorite history themes. She said it was very thorough with some artistic liberties, but why the Puerto Rican flag on the sign? I told her that his wife is from Puerto Rico and her answer was “really?? I thought he was SUPER gay”
    😂
    Thanks for the lesson babes

    • @olivergutierrez4055
      @olivergutierrez4055 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Cuban Missile Crisis was ENTIRELY FAKE AND STAGED! BOTH Castro, and JFK were Knights of the Sovereign Order of the Knights of Malta. It was an entirely COORDINATED DECEPTION!

    • @iamsyntact
      @iamsyntact ปีที่แล้ว

      made me laugh out loud

  • @Rockiness
    @Rockiness ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Bob Ross of history

  • @zoso1up
    @zoso1up ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Then they went to a democratic government,where everyone was gay" lol what a throw away line lmao 🤣

  • @thomasmartinez8388
    @thomasmartinez8388 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cuban Liam Neeson killed me 😂😂 I can't unsee it now!

  • @MJ-dq1lp
    @MJ-dq1lp ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Christories are the best! Please keep producing them!

  • @SethBrown2020
    @SethBrown2020 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Love learning history with Chrissy Shades! Christories could possibly be my favorite thing on TH-cam! Luv Yew Babe!

  • @enigmaficate
    @enigmaficate ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've retained more watching Chris then I did in all my years of school

  • @twistedadjust
    @twistedadjust ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FENTANYL IN THE SKIES 😂😂😂😂

  • @DrHellbilly
    @DrHellbilly ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I LIVE FOR THESE!

  • @shaneroberts-kh6rq
    @shaneroberts-kh6rq ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the lesson Chrissy babe

  • @michaeldagle4968
    @michaeldagle4968 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Christories is so unhinged and I love it

  • @thenickseditious
    @thenickseditious ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "That's cold cheating and I didn't do that." ::Quick cut:: I was in tears lol so funny great editing Venetia!

  • @newprodjek514
    @newprodjek514 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    US Oligarcgy, Rockafeller : '' Competition is a SIN "

  • @Gaby-xw2wc
    @Gaby-xw2wc ปีที่แล้ว

    I listen Christories every morning on my way to Uni

  • @thatdude-xj4qe
    @thatdude-xj4qe ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These are amazing and surprisingly educational...past all the sillines, this babe is real intelligent!!!

    • @emjay2d
      @emjay2d ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely. He clearly has a passion for understanding and knowing history, and it is impressive :D

  • @michaeladams6847
    @michaeladams6847 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how I'm quicker to click the christories notifications than anything else. This babe has made learning fun somehow and I'm all the way here for it 🤗

  • @codycoco3058
    @codycoco3058 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idk why these videos don't have more views, these are amazing

  • @lg_lando
    @lg_lando ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm a history teacher and I love the way you share history! Definitely got to throw some of your references into my teaching.

  • @matthew123410
    @matthew123410 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love these videos. i love history and i love comedy and this is perfect

  • @FrankGhal
    @FrankGhal ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The more I hear chris talk about history the more I'm convinced he doesn't read about history but its still funny so I'll keep watching

  • @billdelfera8580
    @billdelfera8580 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Big shout out to Tom Brady for winning the Super Bowl. He was actually the oldest player to ever do that. But I would be remiss to not mention Patrick Mahomes. They have a bright future also considering they just beat the Eagles with the referees help

  • @daonlypoo
    @daonlypoo ปีที่แล้ว

    Chrissy D with the Leon S Kennedy jacket, I dig it.

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the thumbnail I thought it was Chrissy Bomber jacket and no shirt.
    😂I thought he was going shirtless to show off that intermittent fasting Chrissy bod. Looking good

  • @Heirllionaire
    @Heirllionaire ปีที่แล้ว

    Bravo. This is things should be taught in school

  • @nm1149
    @nm1149 ปีที่แล้ว

    This Kate Hudson from Almost Famous look is a commitment

  • @cosmicjive4746
    @cosmicjive4746 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these so much.

  • @TheFn414
    @TheFn414 ปีที่แล้ว

    “We got WAP and BOP”
    😂😂😂

  • @guylander6844
    @guylander6844 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Get the band back together, i want some cackles.

  • @stevegeorge5729
    @stevegeorge5729 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bro... you win the award, belt, title,trophy, whatever for most spit your coffee out moments! Thanks a mil!

  • @trohd400
    @trohd400 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ahhh you used shoutout as a joke well done I laughed for a while on that one

  • @gurujot951
    @gurujot951 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'd like to see Chris do something about JFK assassination theories vs the official story.

  • @fontcaicoya5686
    @fontcaicoya5686 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit Chrissy, on a list of things I never knew I needed this tops it. Thank you for the insight, sincerely a Coobahno.

  • @slomoe53
    @slomoe53 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    NEED THAT FRANK SINATRA EPISODE. Please and thanks, babe, have a good afternoon

  • @GalactusOG
    @GalactusOG ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i thought Julian Marquez was going to be a guest

  • @adryct
    @adryct ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chrissy Dahmer with the history lessons, cant get enough.

  • @ruby4268
    @ruby4268 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yanni punchin the air right now lol...

  • @jaythomaso9311
    @jaythomaso9311 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ....flashback..your in 10th grade, you walk into history class and you see you have a sub today.... you look at the desk at its chris sitting there...in those glasses.

  • @LilSunBlock
    @LilSunBlock ปีที่แล้ว

    This is hilariously educational

  • @1setpod
    @1setpod ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I’ve learned more history through Christories then I ever did in high school! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TommyTBags
    @TommyTBags ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Proud Cuban American, here. You know your shit Chrissy Cubano!

  • @kelbeigh5598
    @kelbeigh5598 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Make sure you guys leave a like for Chris on these, he doesn’t get enough lol

  • @Deauxp._
    @Deauxp._ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I didn’t even realize I needed these videos in my life 😩 I love this format 🙌🏼

  • @HaydenMorck
    @HaydenMorck ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Feel like these Chrissy is slowly getting fruitier and fruitier each of these christories. 😂

  • @ligmapolzky1143
    @ligmapolzky1143 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bring back history hyenas 😢

    • @DrBrule-ht2ms
      @DrBrule-ht2ms ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We need it now more than ever

  • @darinwilkes1698
    @darinwilkes1698 ปีที่แล้ว

    RIP to counselor David. 💀

  • @deejayma5763
    @deejayma5763 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Shout out counselor David!

  • @ozrock909
    @ozrock909 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Roughly what he saying is accurate but holy crap at the same time he's very wrong in a lot of different key things. But it's funny to watch and a great way to get the gist of things....

    • @tayejupa7589
      @tayejupa7589 ปีที่แล้ว

      I studied this in college and your so right about his interpretation of the event, but not from a historical perspective.

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Cuban Missile Crisis was ENTIRELY FAKE AND STAGED! BOTH Castro, and JFK were Knights of the Sovereign Order of the Knights of Malta. It was an entirely COORDINATED DECEPTION!

  • @giovannicalo1109
    @giovannicalo1109 ปีที่แล้ว

    please cover the Alamo next!:)

  • @jesseshort8
    @jesseshort8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lookin' good babe!!

  • @sell774
    @sell774 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great stuff chris keep this content going!

  • @nathanburke5530
    @nathanburke5530 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    iran contra next week!

  • @slimdaniels3322
    @slimdaniels3322 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep these up

  • @andycristiana1043
    @andycristiana1043 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hate it when Americans and Argentinians (or anyone) don't understand how bad Communism is. All my Cuban friends are here for a reason. Now South America is having the same cancer and now we have Venezuelans and Colombians fleeing like crazy.

    • @fallout3freak360
      @fallout3freak360 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stories like your own are becoming increasingly important

  • @stevenfalada8659
    @stevenfalada8659 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shout out counselor David.

  • @jesseshort8
    @jesseshort8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chrissy's living life looking through rose colored glasses.👀

  • @MichaelC1998x
    @MichaelC1998x ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always get stoned and listen to these. Chrissy is the best History teach I ever had

  • @saberterminal871
    @saberterminal871 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    imagine Biden dealing with the Cuban missile crisis

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would have probably invited them to setup their nuclear shop in Arizona after they crossed the Southern "Border"!! Cause he would have been afraid of being called a racist somehow

  • @omgtheykilledkenny47
    @omgtheykilledkenny47 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Keep ‘em comin babes. These were always my fav parts of HH and segments of CC. These little condensed ones are fucking sick. Perfect for the shit shower shave lol.

  • @Torq_Magebane
    @Torq_Magebane ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been trying to listen to different history podcasts all week, but this is the only palatable format.

  • @codybarrier6295
    @codybarrier6295 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yaaaasss Chrissy with the cold war facts because Chrissy is cold as f****** 🧊🧊🧊

  • @dillydilly2196
    @dillydilly2196 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First babes!

  • @jairogri
    @jairogri ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks babe

  • @shablap
    @shablap ปีที่แล้ว

    Chrissy Wiki, has found a new outlet doing this, and it's pretty funny. I don't know if he is fully accurate, but it's what I learned over the years, because we didn't learn this in school. History is written by the winners afterall.

  • @AlteredState503
    @AlteredState503 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Doesn't feel the same without Yanni 😢

    • @DrBrule-ht2ms
      @DrBrule-ht2ms ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You read my mind, cuz😔

  • @charlesdrafall6366
    @charlesdrafall6366 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I meet the guy who captured/a.k.a Killed Che Guevara… wild story also same guy was accused of killing Kiki Camarena… again wild story 😅

  • @rileyswanson321
    @rileyswanson321 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bring yannis on.. the bay ridge bois needa be reunited

    • @DrBrule-ht2ms
      @DrBrule-ht2ms ปีที่แล้ว

      F yeah! Make Chrissy WILD Again, Ladder 14

  • @DrBrule-ht2ms
    @DrBrule-ht2ms ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cuz, I’m beggin you. I’ll be a 3 dollar bill for you, just bring back the other half of HH!! For one episode, for the True Blue Gays.

  • @silverback3926
    @silverback3926 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny stuff. Great history. People need to understand how we got here today. They all either forget or didnt pay attention in school
    I do wish you would discuss how our CIA had snafued so many countried.

  • @_historicalodyssey
    @_historicalodyssey ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very good episode Christopher! 👏🏼😉 have you read “Thirteen Days” by Robert F. Kennedy? It’s a short ass book but very interesting because as you know Bobby was right there in the middle of the action during the CMC. Hey Venetia, Chris will enjoy the book. Pass on the message 😉

    • @JLR489
      @JLR489 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I approve of this message. That is all.

  • @t-raw2rulerz529
    @t-raw2rulerz529 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Are you my dad

  • @orionsimerl6539
    @orionsimerl6539 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It was initially impressed with understanding of Cuba until about a third of the way in where you realize he isn't as interested as he feigns for the video. Che died in Bolivia. Capitalism and communism are essentially opposites in the sense of collective ownership versus individual ownership but that doesn't explain the fundamental distinction and basis for superiority. It is the answer to the question of how people decide production. In socialism the government decides what will be produced. Production is supposed to be a collective decision. Even if completely representative this means some minority of the population will not have the job they want, the education they want, and there are fewer products to purchase. In capitalism each person has an opportunity to bring a product or service to market or to work in a capacity of their choosing to bring a product or service to market. The problem is it requires money, and a businesd isn't going to pay more than people are willing to work for in any particular area for any particular job. Any many people will work for a wage that will meet their needs when they have nothing. If a persons income opportunities are only sufficient to meet their expenses they will never have the time or money to improve their circumstances. In the Soviet Union there was no representation, in Venezuela there was incompetence, and in Cuba there were outside forces. The US blocking Cuba from doing business with the rest of the world and terror attacks within Cuba. Soviet Union was totalitarian not communist. Communism requires input from the citizens in regard to production and the allocation for resources, the USSR does not meet that criterion. Now you proceed to compare democracy and communism as if they are mutually exclusive. Communism is an economic idea and democracy is a political idea. Democracy is the cornerstone of communism, collective decision making to include production. The United States is not a democracy. A republic is the delegation of government to a small number to citizens elected by the rest, and the role of the government is restricted in the creation of law that imposes on the rights of citizens as defined by the constitution. He says the word ideology should be a red flag but all positions towards political and economic systems are an ideology. Progressivism is an ideology, Christian Nationalism is an ideology, and both are capitalist. As I previously stated I believe capitalism is superior but this is just a horrible representation of not understood information. It isn't that the US is not fans of the USSR. The goal of US foreign policy is to ensure market access and advantage in nations abroad, for the exploitation of labor, and resources. You cannot access the markets of socialist countries so socialism has to be restrained. Which is what happene to Cuba who expropriated US companies property in Cuba where private US interests owned probably 80 percent of Cuba's economy under Batista. Cuba sought nuclear weapons from Russia to deter what seemed like an evitable US invasion at the time. JFK was going to destroy the world rather than have nuclear weapons 90 miles away from US shores. I stopped 7:38.

  • @domleo5408
    @domleo5408 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    why does this have to be on Monday, now monday are my favorite days of the week

  • @kendallleingang
    @kendallleingang ปีที่แล้ว

    Looking good, Chrissy Kubrick. ❤

  • @joshuachavarria6577
    @joshuachavarria6577 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I fucking love this series I hope he never stops

  • @deltaheavy5553
    @deltaheavy5553 ปีที่แล้ว

    Allegedlyyyyyy!

  • @Delusional.Thomas
    @Delusional.Thomas ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The looks. The learning. The love.

  • @codenamesoup179
    @codenamesoup179 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got a super retro ad on the Christories video??? That’s a double whammy babe!

  • @o3MTA3o
    @o3MTA3o ปีที่แล้ว +1

    While I don't support either end of the economic spectrum (capitalism is as rotten as communism), Chris needs to look up Singapore.

  • @maddyc4379
    @maddyc4379 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    R.I.P. Chrissy Mob Boss AKA Chrissy Dahmer
    Those glasses were the shit! It’s the end of an era ❤🥺

  • @RD24LFG
    @RD24LFG ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Getting an Ad for Super Maximum Retro show on a video for Christories. The matrix has begun.

  • @DontesInferno
    @DontesInferno ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chrissy is peak education.

  • @mattyicemadebeats6320
    @mattyicemadebeats6320 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fuckkkk I missed the bus! Thank you mr Chrissy for putting the zoom video up!

  • @bradleysteltenpohl5776
    @bradleysteltenpohl5776 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait a second... Are we getting closer to getting History Hyenas back!?!?

  • @ginnab5
    @ginnab5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Cotton the fabric of our life". If I was a teacher, Christories would be shown every Monday in my classroom.

  • @michael42093
    @michael42093 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just got the notification of the white lizzo ep is that too much crissy all at once? Maybe but I'm here for it

  • @PossiblyEthnic
    @PossiblyEthnic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My abuelo was roommates with Raul Castro in college am I cool yet Chrissy?

  • @brianjacobsrivera
    @brianjacobsrivera ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey yo, that water bottle looks like some leche comin out of his mouth. Fits Chrissy chaos.

  • @meh867
    @meh867 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That new part in the hair was throwing me off for weeks but now I'm totally diggin it.

  • @jakesilv
    @jakesilv ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chrissy please give my nana back her glasses she’s needs them for bingo night

  • @brando8086
    @brando8086 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like your christories, thanks Chris.

  • @WopGenius
    @WopGenius ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome video! Still waiting on the Oregon Trail, Christories Video, babe

  • @sizzlemcbracki8540
    @sizzlemcbracki8540 ปีที่แล้ว

    🔥🔥🔥

  • @jacobfrecke867
    @jacobfrecke867 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Christories is honestly so amazing🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @Khedran
    @Khedran ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are amazing. Keep em up, especially any history lesson where chrissy conspiracy can pop up lol

  • @newprodjek514
    @newprodjek514 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ya, TRUST the STATE to RUN your lives, PLEBS

  • @hunterr1209
    @hunterr1209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Justin Trudeaus dad was wilding back when he ran Cuba

  • @crazyredweazel
    @crazyredweazel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the fact that you are doing both history and humor.
    tip from a history teacher : If you wanna make it more credible, you need to mention your sources because history is a point of view in the sense that we cannot even hope to paint the bigger picture (objectivity) without choosing and leaving some facts out. to be credible you have to say "according to X here is what a happend" otherwise it looks like you claim to know the whole truth about historic events.
    side note : I cant believe this guy's italian and his wife his latina and his spanish pronounciation is that bad....

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Cuban Missile Crisis was ENTIRELY FAKE AND STAGED! BOTH Castro, and JFK were Knights of the Sovereign Order of the Knights of Malta. It was an entirely COORDINATED DECEPTION!