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  • @nickitaaytac8131
    @nickitaaytac8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23241

    Somehow Vsauce video quality is timeless.

    • @lorinczadrienjeno4839
      @lorinczadrienjeno4839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +575

      It really is. And I also love that as the years went by the videos got longer and longer

    • @xraystudios3693
      @xraystudios3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      holy f*** only now I realize this is 2013

    • @ns.kha29
      @ns.kha29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@lorinczadrienjeno4839 LOL

    • @Nate-ge3ii
      @Nate-ge3ii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lorinczadrienjeno4839 is that shit still under nc mane

    • @wilmerlindell1472
      @wilmerlindell1472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ya its soo weird

  • @LucIndustries
    @LucIndustries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15690

    "Clouds are nice right?"
    "Yes, Michael. Yes they are."
    "What about nuclear mushroom clouds?"
    "Goddamnit Michael"

  • @idrilzorc8789
    @idrilzorc8789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7757

    "Honey I got cancer again."
    "Omg, that neighbor's kid, he's doing it again!"

    • @ultimateinternetman4335
      @ultimateinternetman4335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      This takes place in the future where there is a simple cure to cancer.

    • @ultimateinternetman4335
      @ultimateinternetman4335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @Vance Jacobs Yes, but I'm talking about the more serious kinds of cancer that we can not cure at the moment.

    • @eeeeeeeeee802
      @eeeeeeeeee802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Its because of that damn phone

    • @YuriLifeLove
      @YuriLifeLove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@homedepotgaming774 Hey... I'm going to say that...

    • @willm1019
      @willm1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1000th like

  • @ricky12105
    @ricky12105 ปีที่แล้ว +3689

    Can’t believe it’s been 9 years since this video first aired. Time flies. Very relevant this month with the release of Oppenheimer. I will be forever grateful for your work Michael!

    • @atc_nth
      @atc_nth ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I came back to this video specifically because I just saw Oppenheimer, to see if there was anything I might see in a new light after the movie and after several years of personal growth. Clearly I'm not the only one, pretty cool

    • @ujfujf422
      @ujfujf422 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      im not even a movie fan so aint gonna watch it, glad it came back into my reccomended though, vsauce is 100% in the top creators in youtube just for how timeless and amazing his videos are, i still rewatch the ones i watched as a kid

    • @RealNameNeverUsed
      @RealNameNeverUsed ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael doesn’t age one bit

    • @vintagememelord8168
      @vintagememelord8168 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think YT recommended me this vid, again, by coincidence..

    • @figg9417
      @figg9417 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@atc_nth the visual of the nuclear bomb was kind of underwhelming it looked like you know your normal Hollywood explosion, but the movie is not about the bomb it's about Oppenheimer

  • @Milkra
    @Milkra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22707

    "Here's something you can try at home: build a nuclear reactor"
    Thank you Michael, very cool.

    • @stgeorge5862
      @stgeorge5862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      *FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
      😂

    • @greypersoninagreybackround3279
      @greypersoninagreybackround3279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      But they’re are nuclear thing detectors so you can’t do it :(

    • @BLINC606
      @BLINC606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Gamer George more like CIA

    • @AAvfx
      @AAvfx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks

    • @thetau4866
      @thetau4866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@greypersoninagreybackround3279 some kid actually made a Nuclear Reactor.

  • @jumbojunk2681
    @jumbojunk2681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4877

    Jokes aside, I think this is one of my favourite VSauce videos. I especially love the quote "We have weapons that can mimic the winds on Neptune and the furnace of the Sun, yet we cannot predict the weather in half an hour's time" (paraphrasing, the actual quote is different). That along with the story of Kokura and how it was spared, and the classic old Micheal ramblings turning into a cohesive narrative complemented beautifully by Jake Chudnow makes this video an absolute mind joy to watch

    • @jamesfratner3190
      @jamesfratner3190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Without a doubt my favorite. I've watched it over and over and over again

    • @tacosauce8279
      @tacosauce8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No cap

    • @tomatoversace3427
      @tomatoversace3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Good comment. No jokes about the loss of human life. I agree friend.

    • @tortugatech
      @tortugatech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I come back to this episode from time to time... Definitely gives me the chills

    • @clag1109
      @clag1109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      great comment this is also one of my favs, but I have a minor complaint. wouldn’t you be paraphrasing here since you admit the actual quote is different?

  • @hashbrownz1999
    @hashbrownz1999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5571

    This is the kind of video you can watch and then just kind of sit and do nothing for the next 10 minutes after watching

  • @novakonstant
    @novakonstant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    Vsauce replayability is incredible. I remember watching this video when it was released 8 years ago and its still top notch content even today.

    • @fuffoon
      @fuffoon ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I concur.

    • @Yamatha69
      @Yamatha69 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      All of his videos are

    • @spidscorp4523
      @spidscorp4523 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, its my like 3rd time watching this

    • @Nah_Bohdi
      @Nah_Bohdi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@spidscorp4523
      THIRD?! Noobie, begone!

  • @paigerenee4173
    @paigerenee4173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8986

    "The enemy has, for the first time, used cruel bombs."
    chills. so many chills.

    • @thebondofunity
      @thebondofunity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      And so so very very sad. Especially because they are very real

    • @quepacho64
      @quepacho64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

      Honestly, knowing unit 731 existed and was significantly overseen by Hirohito himself at the time, those words sound quite hypocritical nowadays

    • @politedog4959
      @politedog4959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +696

      @@quepacho64 yeah, never forget that Japan was the aggressor in that war, and commited unspeakable crimes against humanity in China and other places on par with Nazi Germany. You cant naturally assume that all Japanese civilians were okay with this (though there also werent any significant resistance movements like in Germany), but if you would have been okay with nuking Nazi Germany, you have to also be okay with the nukes on Japan. In the end, these bombs ironically probably saved millions of American, Japanese and maybe Soviet lives

    • @Bell-ih5ln
      @Bell-ih5ln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Cruel even for war

    • @submarinoflotador4532
      @submarinoflotador4532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      As always, the USA tries to justify the murder of civilians.
      At that time saying that it was necessary to end the war, and now cataloging civilians as "unarmed combatants."

  • @coolgoyim1133
    @coolgoyim1133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Druggy: "what you're addicted to?"
    David: "I like smoke detectors"

    • @compositeembryo7186
      @compositeembryo7186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *SNORT*

    • @rr_gaming4954
      @rr_gaming4954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Mike Hunt He needed the small amount of radioactive material that is located in smoke detectors

    • @doubleunifierh25jndborigin23
      @doubleunifierh25jndborigin23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@Mike Hunt Anything radioactive can be used either as a reactor or a bomb. A radium nuke is possible, and a copernicium reactor is possible; the only thing you're seeking for to make a nuclear bomb is something unleashing heat from radiation, slowing it down and extracting energy out of it (by using turbines for example) makes it a energy producing device that technically works using radiation, = nuclear plant/reactor.

  • @samuellatta6774
    @samuellatta6774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2454

    I love his comparison of a nuclear explosion to pissing your pants.

    • @axorandom
      @axorandom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      America loves pissing in Japans pants

    • @MysterWacht88
      @MysterWacht88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@axorandom Hol up

    • @Wyi-the-rogue
      @Wyi-the-rogue ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Okay, but that is what you do when you see one

    • @therealanthonity
      @therealanthonity ปีที่แล้ว +22

      when you plutonium your pants

    • @jeffjohnson6167
      @jeffjohnson6167 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@therealanthonity is plutonium stored in the balls?

  • @jayde4872
    @jayde4872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    Imagine hearing a plane just, loitering above your city for an hour, then later finding out one of your neighbors cities gets nuked

    • @loggernamy
      @loggernamy ปีที่แล้ว +66

      And that you were supposed to be killed but the clouds had a funky day

    • @Shywolf2
      @Shywolf2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Oi, he dropped the bloody sun mate, didn’t he?

    • @brekkoh
      @brekkoh ปีที่แล้ว +6

      if you are in a war for that long, hearing planes overhead is probably so constant there is no way to decipher one from the next

    • @mexa_t6534
      @mexa_t6534 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thats the kind of quiet terror that I don’t think anyone on the planet should be subjected to, regardless of their ideology or whatever their government has done.

  • @123superpokemon1999
    @123superpokemon1999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2011

    And to think, a good portion of the citizens of Kokura probably woke up that morning thinking, "Damn, wish it was a clear day today."

    • @Deadly_Laser
      @Deadly_Laser 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Probably not. US has been bombing Japan with *regular* bombs for quite a while, so I suppose clouds were a good thing for the people either way.

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      CrypticG "man i hate all this traffic" - some Japanese guy that day

    • @darksidehero
      @darksidehero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Kokura was an untouched city like Nagasaki, the citizens proably thought the US couldn't reach them.

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      or someone is having a bad day because it's cloudy, you'll never know
      he's probable thinking
      "Fuck this Weather"

    • @shira_yone
      @shira_yone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Wait people complain about cloudy days?

  • @towelofmadness3078
    @towelofmadness3078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    4:24
    “Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today.”

    • @gramozcela1834
      @gramozcela1834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      New episode exclucive on netflix

    • @gavinisdie
      @gavinisdie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Knowing Them, they'd Probably make it SAFE, for it then to be destroyed by doof's Inators and Extreme Disaster Would Insue

    • @sirjgn4868
      @sirjgn4868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@gavinisdie Well, considering Doof's stuff inadvertently wipes away all traces of their inventions no need to worry too much

    • @justiceofbook
      @justiceofbook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Makes me proud to be a Boy Scout
      Never mind he looks like a straight crack head

    • @JXGTXR
      @JXGTXR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      underated comment

  • @theradioman5182
    @theradioman5182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3450

    When your eagle scout project is a n u c l e a r r e a c t o r.

  • @cubball
    @cubball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Vsauce is THE TH-cam channel. I can watch either the video that was released 9 years ago or a few months ago and be equally entertained, even though I watched all those videos numerous times

  • @Kanerade
    @Kanerade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    How to survive a Nuclear Bomb:
    Step one: Travel to the nearest cloudy town

    • @charrua007
      @charrua007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That won't work

    • @danly9794
      @danly9794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Big countries like the U.S or Russia could just use an ICBM missile to carry a nuke and it can travel through thunderstorms and clouds.

    • @queueuof
      @queueuof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      and then cover yourself in oil

    • @asies8905
      @asies8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @clixkedz_sean lmaoooo

    • @zhonglikun2924
      @zhonglikun2924 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TRISTAN OXLEY okay ........wtf??

  • @spoompls42069
    @spoompls42069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3853

    "We can build a weapon that mimics the furnace of our sun and the winds of Neptune, and yet we can't predict the weather more than a few minutes ahead of time."
    -Vsauce 2013

    • @Smabaaa
      @Smabaaa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      666OmegaLuma

    • @icydickpimp
      @icydickpimp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      He's right though

    • @heatherhewitt8254
      @heatherhewitt8254 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wowza

    • @dominicfrench1435
      @dominicfrench1435 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666OmegaLuma it's easy to destroy.

    • @14YoungShadow
      @14YoungShadow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      It's always easier to destroy than create.

  • @rileybski
    @rileybski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2299

    Aliens: AYO TIM LOOK AT THIS! THEYRE FIGHTING THEMSELVES LMAOOOO

    • @zafarinc
      @zafarinc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol

    • @user-zr5wm8so6p
      @user-zr5wm8so6p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shame.

    • @bradleyweiss1089
      @bradleyweiss1089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Quit nuking yourself...Quit nuking yourself... Quit nuking yourself

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bradleyweiss1089 are you talking to yourself?

    • @lord_moist
      @lord_moist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well we must fight someone

  • @thatbirbfriend2180
    @thatbirbfriend2180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Hey Vsauce!
    Just wanna say that I really enjoy your content
    I’m glad you’re a part of TH-cam

  • @taboocheesehead5812
    @taboocheesehead5812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2415

    "Except for your pants are the planet and the P is plutonium"
    -Vsauce, 2013

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They don't abbreviate it Pee-yew for nothing.

    • @JeAn-mn2ve
      @JeAn-mn2ve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That makes no sense along w everything u idiots do...good no one with a fucking brain had a running legit start...lol

    • @yourwaifuisbad9217
      @yourwaifuisbad9217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Je An r/wooosh

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are you telling me that this sucker [the p] is nuclear?!

    • @assainwolf5704
      @assainwolf5704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And p is also for penis. I am here to ruin your day

  • @thelasttrylobane5603
    @thelasttrylobane5603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1352

    Why do michael’s videos always give me a sense of impending doom..

    • @whimsy5623
      @whimsy5623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Probably cause the nukes

    • @Leninplier
      @Leninplier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Because he is the god of chaos

    • @Jason-of5bj
      @Jason-of5bj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      because this piece of shit is pushing the fear narrative that google likes to promote

    • @the_nautillus9176
      @the_nautillus9176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Jason-of5bj There's always that guy in de back...

    • @saturn1907
      @saturn1907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The music combined with his facial expressions and how he talks and moves his body

  • @Th30th3rJ0J0
    @Th30th3rJ0J0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10109

    How to survive a nuke:
    Step 1: Be the cameraman.

    • @realsteppa6568
      @realsteppa6568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ゴ「Caffeinated Otaku 」ゴ underrated comment

    • @noedits7082
      @noedits7082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      You don’t know what to tell you but cameraman are invincible

    • @canariopintado9929
      @canariopintado9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I believe that God is no match against cameraman

    • @gnusmas6226
      @gnusmas6226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Step 2: Go in the fridge

    • @Th30th3rJ0J0
      @Th30th3rJ0J0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@gnusmas6226 Nice Fallout reference.

  • @hoummusic
    @hoummusic ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Someone should make a movie out of this.

  • @Lavendeer201
    @Lavendeer201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2204

    "Trolls regenerate health when wounded, but are susceptible to fire" - Skyrim Loading Screen (2011)

    • @miguelroa808
      @miguelroa808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Ah good to see men of culture in here

    • @Nova-vk5qb
      @Nova-vk5qb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lavendeer, I see you everywhere

    • @trowell200
      @trowell200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you Lavendeer, very cool!

    • @prophetofbeans6781
      @prophetofbeans6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Are you one of them Skyrim-for-the-Nords types?"

    • @skyfox585
      @skyfox585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I deasass never knew that they regenerated health or that normal trolls were susceptible to fire. Thx homie

  • @masonbrown9155
    @masonbrown9155 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3828

    Just imagine being a citizen of Kokura (the 1st pick for the nuke) and finding out that you and all your family/friends' live's were spared because of some clouds

    • @halithegreat3240
      @halithegreat3240 10 ปีที่แล้ว +623

      yeah but then imagine ur husband and kids just took a trip to nagasaki on that day

    • @masonbrown9155
      @masonbrown9155 10 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      HaliTheGreat :(

    • @halithegreat3240
      @halithegreat3240 9 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Stephen H. Im a nerd lol i dont go to parties

    • @rinmiroku5635
      @rinmiroku5635 9 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      HaliTheGreat You should because you would tell hilarious jokes.

    • @MarvelousSquad
      @MarvelousSquad 9 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      I once read that there was this man who survived the Hiroshima bomb and then fled to Nagasaki, and we all know what happened there after a few days lol

  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2996

    “We can build a weapon that mimics the furnace of our sun and the winds of Neptune but yet we can’t predict the weather more than a few minutes ahead of time”
    … this sentence scares me every time.
    Look at how he’s shaking before he says it

    • @harshvardhan4766
      @harshvardhan4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yoo

    • @daflotsam
      @daflotsam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah but that was in the forties. Not true today.

    • @AtharvaTonpayTheTwistyGeek
      @AtharvaTonpayTheTwistyGeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@daflotsam It hasn't gotten any better. We can still only predict the weather a few days in advance

    • @GamingEpicPaul87
      @GamingEpicPaul87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@daflotsam we cant predict the weather 100% accurately a few minutes in the future

    • @Ashish.1.1
      @Ashish.1.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      5:53 if anyone needs

  • @albertonullstein3631
    @albertonullstein3631 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    It is crazy, that in the age of the internet, where everything seems to be outdated so quickly, Michaels Videos are still as interesting and feel innovative. Somehow his surreal way of making videos feels timeless. In many years they will be looked upon as the clasdics of our time

    • @chriscosgrove1516
      @chriscosgrove1516 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I’ve been thinking about that this whole video. The camera quality and editing style feels very modern.

  • @osu28fan
    @osu28fan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    "To every man is given the key to the gates of heaven. The same key opens the gates of hell" This hit me really hard.

    • @Trentstone121
      @Trentstone121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's a bullshit way for his ilk (feynman and company), to shirk the responsibility they bear for hundreds of thousands of lives. It was a key to hell. Heaven is closed right now. Please come back in 15 millenia.

    • @quocvietophu1627
      @quocvietophu1627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Trentstone121 Heaven machine broke

    • @adambasinger6239
      @adambasinger6239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Trentstone121 The science that produced nitrogen based fertilizers, which massively boosted crop yields saving millions, if not billions, of lives over the past century or two was intended to create Tnt. The science worked on by his ilk now powers millions of homes and could be the stop gap we need to save the climate, along with many other things. The process that created the nuclear bomb was an absurdly secretive one, in which only a few at the top actually knew what was being worked on, and those who knew wanted to end the biggest war in all of human history.
      Several of those who worked at that top were jewish refugees who fled the gas chambers of Nazi germany and wanted them stopped. Or who wanted to end the war and saw this as the only way they could do it.
      History is not as simple as you make it out to be, and neither are their actors.

    • @Trentstone121
      @Trentstone121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adambasinger6239 you are very talented at spewing their rhetoric. Thank you. It changes nothing.

    • @adambasinger6239
      @adambasinger6239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Trentstone121 Oh sorry, I'll just sit here not dying of the plague cause vaccines, on the internet, in a house with air conditioning, with a car outside. But yeah, fuck science.
      Also, as a historian, you do realize that there were already fire bombs galore going off in Japan yeah? Fires that consumed whole cities. Fires that consumed far more than died in the nuclear bombs. Those bombings stopped that. And instead of just saying those two attacks lost us our keys to heaven, maybe think about what it means to trade 1 life for 3, and how we talk about the 1 we lost.
      History is compicated.

  • @deicidemaul
    @deicidemaul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2878

    "oopsie daisy moments with nuclear weapons"
    *Jesus christ*

    • @stario5895
      @stario5895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Whoops, almost dropped a world ending supply of nuclear weapons!

    • @jacobdavis5518
      @jacobdavis5518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There's human mistake combined with nuclear ferocity. Yup yup.

    • @jackbright2125
      @jackbright2125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jacobdavis5518 Fortunately we made them pretty difficult to set off.
      You know, because you *really* don't want one of those things going off on accident.

    • @cursedshark7125
      @cursedshark7125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Today on pew news...

    • @hachikiina
      @hachikiina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cursedshark7125 "there is no news today, hence we're extinct" said the 100 million guy

  • @andrewjames889
    @andrewjames889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1634

    **drops warhead**
    2:37 “oopsie daisy”

    • @ketch10
      @ketch10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Andrew James kaboom

    • @TheMrKeksLp
      @TheMrKeksLp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *America did an oopsie*

    • @deathbycognitivedissonance5036
      @deathbycognitivedissonance5036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TheMrKeksLp Everybody makes mistakes. It's no big deal. Sheesh

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@deathbycognitivedissonance5036 Yeah, but one should accept his mistakes and ask forgiveness for it. Otherwise he'll be an arrogant dumbass. I hope USA and other countries who've done oopsies have done that.

    • @xarachne8473
      @xarachne8473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Japan got oopsied

  • @spencerdrums9776
    @spencerdrums9776 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This seems an appropriate time for this to get recommended again

  • @mightymonty3129
    @mightymonty3129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4110

    man i hate it when i accidentally plutonium my planet

  • @TheDreRock
    @TheDreRock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5875

    First words of video: "Hey Vsauce, Michael here; Every cloud has a silver lining."
    Last words of video: "how we find and use keys is up to us."
    Video: IS ABOUT NUCLEAR BOMBS

    • @arandumendez9557
      @arandumendez9557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      That's why we love Vsauce!

    • @metazoinqb3rt299
      @metazoinqb3rt299 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      TheDreRock every cloud has a silver lining is metaphorical and literal. It is metaphorical because it saved that city in Japan...

    • @TheAdamGore
      @TheAdamGore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ah ...Kokura

    • @Otacatapetl
      @Otacatapetl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      TheDreRock Not much gets past you, does it?

    • @ruizmanuel69
      @ruizmanuel69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      TheDreRock The title of the video is CRUEL BOMBS

  • @migitri
    @migitri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
    WOPR, _WarGames_ (1983)

    • @daniel-andersson
      @daniel-andersson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *How about a nice game of chess?*

    • @SebaGames1
      @SebaGames1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like The Game

    • @dookie3453
      @dookie3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seba fuck you 😭

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      - Switzerland since 1912 -

    • @MrSilentsmoker713
      @MrSilentsmoker713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just seen that quote not to long ago on a video on youtube...it was about a tetris game or simulator that's stopped playing once losing was inevitable and paused...man that's not accurate but it went something like that

  • @r0ri-ok1ne
    @r0ri-ok1ne หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I honestly think this is my favourite vsauce video, I get chills every watch through

  • @ctosr6479
    @ctosr6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3807

    Welp, I gotta go stock up on my Fusion Cores.

    • @Johnbrowningmusic
      @Johnbrowningmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      God, give me the blesses.

    • @elferson
      @elferson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      How are you top comment (at the time he only had 3 likes)

    • @filbert541
      @filbert541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I got a word for a settlement that need your help

    • @shared29
      @shared29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I give you 200 caps for one

    • @Johnbrowningmusic
      @Johnbrowningmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pedro Cruz fallout reference, nice

  • @RANDOMstuffanimation
    @RANDOMstuffanimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2078

    5 minute crafts
    "How to build a nuclear bomb"

    • @prozaccc
      @prozaccc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Using toothpaste and hot glue*

    • @Zuthar456
      @Zuthar456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeet Em don’t forget the coke bottle

    • @Bullshit_Media
      @Bullshit_Media 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wich is fake and dangerous. And draged out to 10 minutes for extra adds. And clickbait. And shit.

    • @Bullshit_Media
      @Bullshit_Media 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @leon resanovic yes, see my comment on the comment for my thoughts on them xD

    • @Krisztian08
      @Krisztian08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@prozaccc lol that actually sounds like something 5min crafts would do

  • @songbird7539
    @songbird7539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    “Except your pants are the entire planet, and the p stands for... plutonium.
    EUREKA!”

  • @RyoApeiron
    @RyoApeiron 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Over a decade out and I still love this video.

  • @frostypotatoking
    @frostypotatoking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6886

    "These people are making up random quotes i didnt make"
    -Albert Einstein

    • @antony1103
      @antony1103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

      "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
      ~ Abraham Lincoln

    • @ayeitzcj
      @ayeitzcj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      “Eh I don’t really know why people think I have wooden teeth xd”
      -George Washington

    • @lolno6975
      @lolno6975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      "Lol"
      -Mahatma Gandhi

    • @dahl2525
      @dahl2525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Frost IsNotHot thy tis speakith thy truth telling of thy eve

    • @gabrielgarcia9822
      @gabrielgarcia9822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Why am I used for so many inspirational posters? - Nikola Tesla

  • @snejk_6448
    @snejk_6448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3731

    A war doesnt determine who is right, only who is left.

    • @realsteppa6568
      @realsteppa6568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Snakexploit wise

    • @AM23.
      @AM23. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Beautiful

    • @aam_hm2267
      @aam_hm2267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Cod 4?

    • @velkro1112
      @velkro1112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      -Every cod deathscreen

    • @Rajkumar-xp2gx
      @Rajkumar-xp2gx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      haha

  • @joshfisher2316
    @joshfisher2316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6956

    So we have bombs that can blow up entire states but I can’t play music on TH-cam while the app is closed

    • @robin_birdie_
      @robin_birdie_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      Damn right. Google, burn in hell!

    • @rishabhkumar4027
      @rishabhkumar4027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      So sad

    • @alncdr
      @alncdr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Use premium or TH-cam vanced

    • @solartea_
      @solartea_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@robin_birdie_ [This message has been removed]

    • @robin_birdie_
      @robin_birdie_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@alncdr yeah, like it's not enough that we all watch ads in the middle of the video like it's a freaking TV. Of course, no. We all also should be tortured by the lack of some basic player features and crippled multitasking.

  • @connormichalec
    @connormichalec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Vsauce is just one of those channels that will remain locked in the memory of youtube forever

  • @theamphibinator
    @theamphibinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    “The war situation has not necessarily developed to Japan’s advantage” - Emperor Hirohito

    • @emiliianoportillo1311
      @emiliianoportillo1311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Advisor: Dude come on we just got annihilated and their are deserts were Hiroshima and Nagasaki used to be.

    • @giantrunt
      @giantrunt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Technically the truth

    • @bounzl4200
      @bounzl4200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      If i lived at that time in Japan and heard this i would be like “No shit Sherlock”

    • @kierancowface
      @kierancowface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hoi4 gang, what is your favourite division template out there, no paritcular requirements. Mine is 19 infantry and 1 heavy tank/modern tank. The armour you get is ridiculous and against an enemy with little hard attack, it is hilariously effective as a 40 width infanty, if a little costly.

    • @theamphibinator
      @theamphibinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok how has this become a hoi4 discussion when that is a real quote. I also play hoi4 so lol

  • @okashaarshad2371
    @okashaarshad2371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26093

    Whoops, I accidentally dropped my
    n u c l e a r w a r h e a d

    • @undead379
      @undead379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +963

      OH FU- *instantly vaporized*

    • @SL_RivviN
      @SL_RivviN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      Hiroshima be like: ah shit, here we go again.

    • @chunkytomatosoup1826
      @chunkytomatosoup1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Whoops, I ac- (nuclear detonation)

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Great, man. Now I gotta find another nucleus

    • @HazelnutButtercup
      @HazelnutButtercup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oof

  • @janluus9590
    @janluus9590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    "We can build a weapon, that mimics the furnace of our Sun and the winds of Neptune, but yet, we can't predict the weather more than a few minutes ahead of time"
    -Michael Stevens
    -Vsauce

    • @johnrussel9686
      @johnrussel9686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is so underrated

    • @CarstenReg
      @CarstenReg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah but it is so difficult to predict the weather accuratly

    • @BlurryDoggo
      @BlurryDoggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I miss old vsauce :/. New videos aren't as interesting.

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      atoms are easier to understand than entropy

    • @cheesepuffs9879
      @cheesepuffs9879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      scroll a bit more and youll see the original comment from 3 years ago

  • @Nick-A1
    @Nick-A1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Still great even a full decade along now. Love this channel.

  • @karthik4773
    @karthik4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3448

    From this episode i figured Michael's dad had him when he was 25

    • @bryandoesasmr7033
      @bryandoesasmr7033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      This is a very weird research but ok

    • @0777coco
      @0777coco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      weird to think my dad was born only two years after his yet i'm only 19. get your game up, father.

    • @calebmurray4438
      @calebmurray4438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Isn’t that kind of old for an infant?

    • @pedrolucasrodriguespedrolu816
      @pedrolucasrodriguespedrolu816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      mmmmm I tought his mother gave birth to him.

    • @UltimateEntity
      @UltimateEntity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats normal

  • @hlonely
    @hlonely 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1167

    "i peed my pants except p stands for plutonium and pants stand for the entire planet"
    *_oh no, i p l u t o n i u m e d m y e n t i r e p l a n e t_*

    • @defaultkid99
      @defaultkid99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      actually it’s plutoniumeed

    • @anfool8774
      @anfool8774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *w h o o p s*

    • @joeKisonue
      @joeKisonue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If the P stands for plutonium, what's the V stand for ?

    • @aryyancarman705
      @aryyancarman705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joeKisonue umm vanadium ?

    • @joeKisonue
      @joeKisonue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aryyancarman705 Vandium Sause?

  • @ambarkranti3350
    @ambarkranti3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    " I never said this "
    - Albert Einstein

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "Fuck off past Einstein, yes i did"
      -Albert Einstein

    • @aperson5740
      @aperson5740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@yusha1059 "Shut up Einstein, I didnt say anything"
      -Albert Einstein

    • @gaygekko
      @gaygekko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, he probably didn't, considering his first language was German and not English...

    • @chicxulub2947
      @chicxulub2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gaygekko He did say "spooky action at a distance." xD

    • @gaygekko
      @gaygekko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chicxulub2947 Oh okay, didn't know that :D

  • @niharbehere1584
    @niharbehere1584 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I never thought I’d get old enough to tear up at the start of a vsauce video because I remember being in seventh grade coming home and watching this hot off the press

  • @bigsmoke6675
    @bigsmoke6675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    From your phone: hey, Vsauce!
    From behind you: Michael here!
    From inside your head: what if you were completely defenseless?

    • @maxwellerobini1603
      @maxwellerobini1603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice copy pasta

    • @CookieGal-
      @CookieGal- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@maxwellerobini1603 I do love my copy pasta.

    • @Eorxied2300
      @Eorxied2300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gabriel Parot mmm copypasta with extra callout comments

    • @greenware7186
      @greenware7186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is a horror novel

    • @mrmemes7883
      @mrmemes7883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vsauce:
      **Yeets you out the window**

  • @PedroSantos-ru9uw
    @PedroSantos-ru9uw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5925

    " Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap "
    ~Albert Einstein

    • @nutcrackerreal100
      @nutcrackerreal100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      King Graveth he signed the letter for approval, the bomb was necessary

    • @wolfy1398
      @wolfy1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

      “I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
      Albert Einstein.

    • @ritujain3705
      @ritujain3705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well how do Einstein know may be they construct it if they can

    • @bautistamercader4737
      @bautistamercader4737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @King Graveth he make discoveries in quantum phisics that were use to do te bombs he didnt do them directrly

    • @palathaxx
      @palathaxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Pedro Santos But gorillas go to war with each other and kidnap/kill members of their own species (Not me misunderstanding guerrilla warfare; there has been an actual war between gorillas, look it up). Ants develop strategies to invade other ant hives so they can kill them or take them slave.

  • @jdgomez775
    @jdgomez775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    I wonder if the People of Kokura know that a cloudy day saved them?

    • @CucuiKingGanondorf
      @CucuiKingGanondorf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Violet: It’s a wonderful day to go to the beach.
      Trolley Conductor: It’s grey and cloudy.
      Violet: That’s what makes it wonderful.

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Egg Salad count Olaf bouta’ drop some warheads to gain the inheritence

    • @bjornragnarsson8692
      @bjornragnarsson8692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Jorge Gomez they do. They celebrate it every year.

    • @YungBoiEscobar
      @YungBoiEscobar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Call that Kamikaze

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CucuiKingGanondorf actually it'd be Nii-San

  • @starwatcherusa
    @starwatcherusa ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I just saw Oppenheimer, and I am dismayed at the ramifications of the bomb that movie points out. The fact that only a little over 1% of the Uranium 235 in Little Boy blew up just points out how unfathomable the destruction of a nuclear weapon is, and how dangerous it is for humanity to have it.

    • @masterhacker7065
      @masterhacker7065 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and yet they are infinitely better than a world without nuclear weapons because we would have obliterated ourselves as the cold war would have gone hot as fuck

    • @B-fq7ff
      @B-fq7ff 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Just wait till you learn about hydrogen bombs

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What is this new to you? Almost everyone alive today has lived in the shadow of the bomb. It dictated 70 years of Cold War across the planet. And the bombs in Oppenheimer are incredibly small in comparison to the thermonuclear weapons we have today. Learn some history. Nuclear weapons are still a terrifying reality in modern conflict and we’re only getting close to a point where a country like India or Israel will use one.

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@lookoutforchris it's been a reported phenomenon that there's a difference between people born before/around and after the atomic bomb. Dan Carlin has a podcast episode about it.
      People remember/talked about life before the bomb and how there was less Existential dread. People born after a certain point don't notice the guillotine hanging over their head because it's always been there. The people who remember/talk about life before the bomb are getting older and fewer.

  • @AnoNYmous-bz2ef
    @AnoNYmous-bz2ef 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1989

    Science is a tool for creation and destruction, it's the hand that decides which.

    • @someguy9227
      @someguy9227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Now, let's look at the US, Russia, and North Korea...

    • @forgetfuldullahan5468
      @forgetfuldullahan5468 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      +Some Guy well, if it's up to those three, we are utterly fucked.

    • @indeed6598
      @indeed6598 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Russia's not that bad, Putin might not care for anything outside his country but at least he knows what he is doing...

    • @BallistaBomber
      @BallistaBomber 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vsauce - 2013

    • @andrespato4
      @andrespato4 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +

  • @PixelVarnox
    @PixelVarnox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    i appreciate thunderstorms a little bit more now

    • @dominikbeitat4450
      @dominikbeitat4450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Just imagine. One day, there were two guys looking out their windows and complained about the weather. One was a citizen of Kokura, who was hoping for a sunny day, the other one was Charles Sweeney, who had to make a detour to drop his damn bomb.
      Also the guy enjoying the nice weather over Nagasaki.
      Damn.

    • @surrealsupercell7217
      @surrealsupercell7217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thunderstorms are actually very beautiful, and perhaps crucial for life...

    • @EthanBoBethan
      @EthanBoBethan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@surrealsupercell7217 I'm scared shitless of thunderstorms. Always have been for years now.

    • @surrealsupercell7217
      @surrealsupercell7217 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EthanBoBethan I LOOOOVE thunderstorms. So beautiful and majestic, honestly one of my favorite of God's creations.

    • @surrealsupercell7217
      @surrealsupercell7217 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@katzenware what are you talking about tornadoes are beautiful? It's a shame that they destroy but really anything in the universe can kill an destroy...

  • @CuppaTeaExe
    @CuppaTeaExe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    I feel so conferrable knowing that there are the remains of a bomb, with more strength of all explosives combined, sitting under the soil of the state I live in...

    • @Cfgghhcf
      @Cfgghhcf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Chris Ward conferable

    • @mariag2056
      @mariag2056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me too, I live in nc

    • @plh8707
      @plh8707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      It’s only the secondary. The secondary can’t detonate without the primary.

    • @bhwre
      @bhwre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      You could always move near Yellowstone.

    • @gabrielweirup1043
      @gabrielweirup1043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @JKItsMeAlGore the power of the nukes were more than all conventional explosives detenated before that point, not including nukes

  • @Average_Youtube_Indulger
    @Average_Youtube_Indulger 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The outro always leaves chills down my spine

  • @CorBYSchmorBY
    @CorBYSchmorBY 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4522

    Yes but,
    How powerful is a Creeper explosion??

    • @MICKEYISLOWD
      @MICKEYISLOWD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Why has almost every U tube video got a Minecraft reference...? I swear grown men make many of these comments and give away their infantile secret lives. Personally I get my fix watching Rainbow with Zippy and Bungle!!!

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Well considering that uppon death creepers drop 0 to 2 gun powder, and by knowing that one TNT block requires 5 of those, we can simply calculate it. To know how much tnt is in a single block we need to have a rough estimate of how much sticks are there, and how big are they. So we take a TNT block, look at its texture and we get a number. 16 sticks. By knowing how big is a Minecraft block (1 m), we have a estimate that there are 16 tnt sticks that each are 1x0.25x0.25 meters big.
      So a very, VERY rough estimate on my part would be that one creeper explosion is an equivalent to the explosion of 1 to 6 sticks of TNT that are 1x0.25x0.25 meters big. How much that is in Newtons or in explosion radius I have no idea ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

    • @CorBYSchmorBY
      @CorBYSchmorBY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      UnfortuneLess Are you Vsauce himself

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      *You may never know*

    • @connorking984
      @connorking984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@InitiateDee no, you have to use the size of the actual blast. How much dirt was removed and how much tnt would be required for an equivalent crater.

  • @Foozdood77
    @Foozdood77 10 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "Every cloud has a silver lining, except nuclear mushroom clouds" OH. Well that escalated quickly O_o

  • @mechabubba
    @mechabubba 8 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    "Heres something you can try at home; *build a nuclear reactor."*
    Hold the fuck up, Michael.

    • @toraw4tv1
      @toraw4tv1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hey wassup clorox not a big fan but u guys all the smell the same I like Kroger brand

    • @whitecloudbleach2778
      @whitecloudbleach2778 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hey, I've finally found you! You're my 32nd cousin, right?

    • @brysonmerrell575
      @brysonmerrell575 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait... it was buried in Utah!? that's where I live!

    • @arachnid1483
      @arachnid1483 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      about as safe as drinking you

    • @gordonlo1284
      @gordonlo1284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Bryson Merrell explains the unnatural shape of your skull.

  • @MrSunshine108
    @MrSunshine108 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I remember watching Vsauce when I was like 12 (15 years ago) a nerdy teen in my bedroom learning. Now I’m an adult with a child of my own and i still find myself here learning new things and remembering old. Hey Michael, Vsauce here. And we say thank you for the memories.

  • @DJTileTurnip
    @DJTileTurnip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3898

    Ok nuclear reactors are cool and strong but what about a Charged Creeper?

    • @projectretro8243
      @projectretro8243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      DJ Tile Turnip DONT YOU DARE DROP THE CHARGED CREEPER HE CAN DESTROY EARTH

    • @JoshuaS-ur7jm
      @JoshuaS-ur7jm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Awww man

    • @greenmachine537
      @greenmachine537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@JoshuaS-ur7jm Awww Man... I was about to say that

    • @shabeenahussain8013
      @shabeenahussain8013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't come to my house creeper

    • @fabryz3378
      @fabryz3378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The charged creepers are charged with Plutonium and Uranium 235, he are the powerfull nuclear bomb in the universe

  • @avidcloud1721
    @avidcloud1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8358

    Micheal: 0.7 grams of uranium, that less than the weight of a
    me: dollar
    micheal: *banknote*
    the replies have been turned into a horrid warzone for some reason. enter with caution.

    • @SonoftheBread
      @SonoftheBread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      He is a man of science. A banknote is accurate because a $1 bill does not weigh more or less than any other banknote (maybe $100 weigh more cause of the plastic strip).

    • @maxzak5169
      @maxzak5169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hahaha idiot has no friends and wants his life to be important but it isn't

    • @emperorpalpatine5559
      @emperorpalpatine5559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Max Zak
      Bruh.. you saying that shows the importance of your life... well I mean.. the lack there of.

    • @emperorpalpatine5559
      @emperorpalpatine5559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      AvidCloud
      Taunt that Max dude if you’re gonna insult him.. works better.

    • @maxzak5169
      @maxzak5169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@emperorpalpatine5559 xD OK little kid, whatever helps you sleep at night xD 'there of' XD

  • @gasmaskfacednerd5896
    @gasmaskfacednerd5896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    *Drops warhead*
    "oh good it didn't go of-"
    *BOOM*

  • @wyattsimison6895
    @wyattsimison6895 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Micheal is an artist, nearly a decade later and his videos are still masterpieces

  • @dioderent2653
    @dioderent2653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    as a person who lives in North Carolina, my anxiety just shot up after the mention of the part of the bomb that is still stuck in the ground

    • @Wayward_Jericho
      @Wayward_Jericho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The air force bought the land so nobody could steal the core so you don't have to worry. If it makes you feel better, there have been 32 broken arrow incidents (accidents involving nikes on american soil) and none have resulted in deaths from nuclear contamination.

    • @maxthexpfarmer3957
      @maxthexpfarmer3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@Wayward_Jericho I'm not sure if that makes me feel better or worse. It seems that we should have rather fewer of those.

    • @Wayward_Jericho
      @Wayward_Jericho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@maxthexpfarmer3957 accidents happen. The military did a great job at cleaning up and ensuring that the core was separate from the bomb. This is also over more than 50 years, most of which was the cold war.

    • @superdays7933
      @superdays7933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Wayward_Jericho What if someone trespasses that land and detonate it. Of course the air force would try to stop them, but there is still a chance someone could manage to stealthily get in or at least brute force their way in and detonate it before the air force can kill them.

    • @superdays7933
      @superdays7933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Wayward_Jericho but the likelihood of that happening is very small.

  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    I legit come here and watch this video once a month (if not more)
    Michaels presentation in this video is chilling

    • @MrKevin-wu8re
      @MrKevin-wu8re 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuck off, stop using bots and make actual fucking content

    • @digital1235
      @digital1235 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yo the person with an arg that nobody is aware of

    • @billant2
      @billant2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A great full length video instead of those silly "shorts" for the short attention span folks. lol By the way, at 4:04 it's hard to believe that they never found the uranium rich secondary. I would think that a Geiger would have gone off the scale even buried in the ground. Scary stuff.

    • @autistick3987
      @autistick3987 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@billant2 I'd believe it was shielded so well in the combination with the soil covering it, it was not possible to find. In time as the shielding decays it will be found, I would hope they installed some permanent Geiger detectors around the possible vicinity of its location.

  • @Z_TPI
    @Z_TPI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    5:15 constant exposure to radioactive material and crack

    • @Laws2
      @Laws2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      S M O O T H S K I N

    • @kenanacampora6648
      @kenanacampora6648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Meth

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man why did he continue after that

    • @artypyrec4186
      @artypyrec4186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat I imagine people didnt take well to being poisoned and he probably committed to the craft out of isolation or to prove himself correct.

    • @nuttylemonz8688
      @nuttylemonz8688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the number of rads he was exposed to degraded his cellular structure, I imagine he was mentally damaged because of the exposure and thus why he continued pursuing his experiments

  • @asterixdx
    @asterixdx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I come back to this video at minimum twice a year. I’ll never be able to get over how well you produced all of this content. Thank you michael and the vsauce team, again, from the bottom of my heart.

  • @SmartAlex1203
    @SmartAlex1203 10 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    every single video from vsause makes me sit back and rethink my entire existance

  • @alvarohernani6645
    @alvarohernani6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    In Palomares, Spain, two nukes felt from the b-52 into the sea. To show that "everything was ok" the USA ambassador and the Spanish minister of turism went to the beach and swam

    • @rafaeldelgado7243
      @rafaeldelgado7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cosas de Fraga

    • @demonitized968
      @demonitized968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Then prodeeced to die of ARS

    • @pieterveenders9793
      @pieterveenders9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      And to this day its still irradiated, so much plutonium was scattered that to remove it all would be incredibly expensive. So what does the United States of Assholes do, well, nothing ofcourse. Because why would they, its only a nuclear accident on the sovereign soil of an ally who didn't ask for its overflight with nukes, let alone to have them dropped on their land. And to this day the US has refused to pay out any compensation to the people of Palomares, assholes.

    • @kylehopkins7841
      @kylehopkins7841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      that was the 15th time america accidentally lost nuclear weapons, no one knows how many the USSR lost

    • @alvarohernani6645
      @alvarohernani6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kylehopkins7841 did the soviets have nuclear bombers flying 24/7? I think it was the main reason why the US lost so many bombs

  • @musicmixxer9815
    @musicmixxer9815 9 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    [Kokura news anchor]: Alright guys. Today is going to be a bit cloudy, with lows in the mid 60s and highs in the mid 80s.
    [Citizen]: God damn it, another gloomy day...

    • @00maniacmanny00
      @00maniacmanny00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That was fuckin hilarious you should get top coent

    • @flipflops7345
      @flipflops7345 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MusicMixxer i dont get it im retarted

    • @alexandraleian212
      @alexandraleian212 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Malik Ogletree It's basically a joke about how the people of Kokura are complaining about cloudy weather but that cloudy weather is what saved their lives

    • @LongDongSilver420
      @LongDongSilver420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      MusicMixxer [Nagasaki news anchor]: Todays forecast is hot and shitty, with continued bouts of hot and shitty, and a pissy weather front moving in from the north. And highs in the mid 15 millions.
      [Citizen]: God damn it, the gloomiest day...

    • @RoliPoliOli00
      @RoliPoliOli00 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha. 15 millions I get it ;)

  • @dankaztec6296
    @dankaztec6296 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sometimes I get sad and come back to these old videos. It reminds me that things aren't always bad. It reminds me that just like the excitement of seeing a new upload nearly 10 years ago what ever I'm going through, too shall pass.

  • @delwoodbarker
    @delwoodbarker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1267

    "One in a million happens eight times a day in New York City," -- Penn Gillette.

    • @BigAl2-u7e
      @BigAl2-u7e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That is the dumbest quote I've ever read.

    • @zukacs
      @zukacs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Theres is a rogue wave so big that it crushed huge ships like chop sticks, people believed it was a legend told by generations, not long ago they found proof of it. Chance of this wave is like one in 10 trillion, but in so many waves as we have in oceans it happens almost all the time

    • @schrodingerskatze6192
      @schrodingerskatze6192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@BigAl2-u7e How is it dumb?

    • @electronoob7428
      @electronoob7428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Suzy Lu's Forehead as dumb as your profile picture

    • @franchufranchu119
      @franchufranchu119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      9 out of 10 times, a 1 in a million possibility happens.

  • @uowemelol
    @uowemelol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    “lol”
    -US GOVERNMENT

    • @domz6867
      @domz6867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "pog" -someone idk, a redditor probably

    • @mere_serendipity8275
      @mere_serendipity8275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Лол"
      -RF government

    • @Andrew-mg6ue
      @Andrew-mg6ue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mere_serendipity8275 as long as the Chinese stay quiet on the subject I’m ok with it😂

    • @BubblingOnion
      @BubblingOnion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Wtf" -Austin

    • @vedanshbudhia8148
      @vedanshbudhia8148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Fuck"
      - Hiroshima Government

  • @rationalrad6950
    @rationalrad6950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    Me: *is having a rough time*
    Michael: Cheer up, every cloud has a silver lining!
    Me: Thanks for being here Michae-
    Michael: Except for nuclear mushroom clouds, which have a lining of Strontium-90, Caesium-137 and other radioactive isotopes

    • @sludgecased
      @sludgecased 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hi joe

    • @rationalrad6950
      @rationalrad6950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sludgecased Hi jamo

    • @Not_Claptrap
      @Not_Claptrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rationalrad6950 joe mama

    • @seyli5803
      @seyli5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Not_Claptrap Jamo mama

    • @maximusachoo
      @maximusachoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seyli5803 jomo mamo

  • @bradleymoseley7552
    @bradleymoseley7552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Actually one of my favourite videos ever, watched it maybe 10 times. Keep coming back over the years

  • @Blessedup69
    @Blessedup69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    “Here’s something you can build In your backyard”
    “A nuclear bomb”

    • @atticus4112
      @atticus4112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *THE FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @darkei3665
      @darkei3665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      CIA: dont fucking move

    • @HerrNose
      @HerrNose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NileRed's next project

    • @yashs9502
      @yashs9502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He build a reactor not a bomb

    • @samuellemus6843
      @samuellemus6843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      next on DONG:

  • @Jsuarez6
    @Jsuarez6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    5:54 Always gives me chills when I see that part.

  • @craigandtinagibson1558
    @craigandtinagibson1558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2797

    Phil Swift in 1945 to Japan
    "To show you the power of America, I sawed this atom in half"

    • @barneystorer1092
      @barneystorer1092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      nice.

    • @Haxxer82
      @Haxxer82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That genuinely made me laugh

    • @Elektroduck1
      @Elektroduck1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That joke is actually perfect

    • @coleglassner449
      @coleglassner449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nuclear Fision. We need to use that for eco energy, or Fusion, that works. Perfect source of energy.

    • @christiangarza8122
      @christiangarza8122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sees Hiroshima and Nagasaki: THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!

  • @Icefrompacificocean
    @Icefrompacificocean 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i’m recently realizing a lot of these videos are decades old. vsauce is so iconic that he just never ages.

  • @gravelordnito9
    @gravelordnito9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    5:45
    When he says, "Where 75,000 people died, instead." I always get chills.

    • @SkaterDoodx
      @SkaterDoodx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is so weird!

    • @jamesiyer4937
      @jamesiyer4937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Sassy The Sasquatch It's crazy. Many of them never knew what hit them. Suddenly vaporised in a tiny fraction of a second.

    • @larslarsson9329
      @larslarsson9329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      75 000 used to live here

    • @user-mf8su7ny3s
      @user-mf8su7ny3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Israel Franco why

    • @vxyll4199
      @vxyll4199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine your dad or mom dead while visiting the city 😢

  • @Minotaur-ey2lg
    @Minotaur-ey2lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    The nuclear boy scout, a perfect example of how stupid a genius can be.

    • @TheGamingTruckr
      @TheGamingTruckr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Al Mujahid fee Al Jihadat fee Sabililah ......the nuclear boy scout was also American....

    • @lunchpunchcrab32
      @lunchpunchcrab32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The scary thing to learn from this boy scout is that everyday people, with the right of amount of time and effort, could create nuclear bombs capable of destroying countries.
      If I, or anyone else for that matter, wanted to build and use a nuclear bombs, there is enough online information and resources to at least know how to do it.

    • @IAmNotYourProblem
      @IAmNotYourProblem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also believe he had some severe mental illness, like paranoia

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lunchpunchcrab32 I think an actual nuclear weapon is beyond even a genius citizen. You’d have to be a serious polymath to cover all the fields you’d need. Also, the tolerances on a functioning nuclear device are so exceptionally tight that the equipment you’d need would require some serious financial backing.
      So you’d need a team and expensive high tech equipment, which strays into government territory.
      A dirty bomb on the other hand is exceedingly destructive and not hard to make. That’s the real scary stuff.

    • @lunchpunchcrab32
      @lunchpunchcrab32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Minotaur-ey2lg You're right, but in the future, things will be easier to make or learn due to the internet and technology. So, nuclear bombs may get easier for the average citizen or even authority to make and use at some point in the future.

  • @akj3344
    @akj3344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    This channel is so great man.
    New to VSauce. Really amazing stuff here.

    • @shubham-prakash
      @shubham-prakash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Akshay Joshi This is the best channel on TH-cam

    • @nachostv4217
      @nachostv4217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And it has been since the dawn of man.

    • @LustigelGC
      @LustigelGC 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

  • @Gagne.3
    @Gagne.3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was younger, I recorded a bunch of vsauce videos and I would have the audio play while I was falling asleep. This was one of them, and it was one of the most terrifying ones to wake up to in the middle of the night. The tone of the music in the middle just gives me the chills when I’m awake, let alone in the pitch dark at 1:00am

  • @tazman98ify
    @tazman98ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “WE decide how to use the keys” i love that quote man.

  • @teeezy5862
    @teeezy5862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4249

    Rip Vsauce all he does is TH-cam red videos now :(

    • @ianmilligan8305
      @ianmilligan8305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Go check a channel called DONG, he's over there now

    • @kristofevarsson6903
      @kristofevarsson6903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      He stated in a DONG video very recently that he's been wrapped up in the DONG schedule but has still been editing together a video to put here on his actual Vsauce channel. No worries, it'll be here soon.

    • @teeezy5862
      @teeezy5862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ian Milligan you’re the goat

    • @teeezy5862
      @teeezy5862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Vela Edvardsson thank you

    • @TraderTravels
      @TraderTravels 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      oooh yay one video a year.

  • @jackieedgin4849
    @jackieedgin4849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The saddest moment of the day is when Michael says "and as always thanks for watching"

  • @nebulous9280
    @nebulous9280 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    4:16 "Here's something you can try at home. Build a Nuclear Reactor."
    U.S. Military: [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

  • @nettart4924
    @nettart4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    On your birthdate, on the year your father was born?
    *COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!*

    • @atticus4112
      @atticus4112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *HE KNOWS TO MUCH*

    • @genesyne5346
      @genesyne5346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Damn, on my birthday the year my father was born Apollo 1 got fucked, F

    • @mp27310
      @mp27310 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

    • @BallisticDamage
      @BallisticDamage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
      World War II ended Sept. 2 1945.
      What a coincidence.

    • @jeffreyzheng8875
      @jeffreyzheng8875 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BallisticDamage ???

  • @douglaslyckholm1857
    @douglaslyckholm1857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    "Here's something you can try at home: build a nuclear reactor"
    Thanks vsauce im gonna try it

    • @shwash5284
      @shwash5284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Appropriate profile

    • @okaustino4854
      @okaustino4854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm finna go to jail because of this video

    • @freestylejr082
      @freestylejr082 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Were you successful?

    • @aperson8473
      @aperson8473 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You uh, don't live around these parts, right?

    • @scottishbananaclan
      @scottishbananaclan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How's it going

  • @xcitive
    @xcitive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The structure, and the delivery, and the profound message of this video tears me up every time I watch it, and I’m not ashamed. To this day it remains one of the most favorite, impactful video of TH-cam of all time for me.

  • @Skyhighuv22
    @Skyhighuv22 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Revisiting this after watching Oppenheimer 🫠

  • @nodiggity9472
    @nodiggity9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    "An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection cannot be made to the server" ~ Albert Einstein

    • @KatieTravels
      @KatieTravels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Odd question, is your name based on the song No Diggity?

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KatieTravels Not an odd question at all, its not so much 'based on', but completely lifted from, yes. But not the Blackstreet version, this one.
      th-cam.com/video/_BOPZVFv24A/w-d-xo.html

    • @KatieTravels
      @KatieTravels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nodiggity9472 ohh sweet, thanks

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KatieTravels You're most welcome.

  • @enceladus32
    @enceladus32 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3232

    Oopsie-daisy moments with nuclear weapons
    lol just dropped a nuke on accident
    boss is so gonna fire me

    • @Gatekeeper0880
      @Gatekeeper0880 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      OOPS! I think a bird hit the bomb bay. Wanna check it ou- *Massive explosion is heard from below* S**t, I'm sooo fired.

    • @wiertara1337
      @wiertara1337 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We would all be fired by the fires of the thousand suns.

    • @franghiskhan5227
      @franghiskhan5227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If this is Metal Gear Solid 3, The Boss wouldn't be mad that you fired the nuke, because The Boss gave you the nuke in the first place.

    • @AstarasCreator
      @AstarasCreator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I hope at least the end of the world doesn't start with some idiot saying "Oops".

    • @elephantwarrior53
      @elephantwarrior53 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It has happened before. We dropped some in Spain and North Carolina.

  • @turnerk5424
    @turnerk5424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    “There are no accidents” -Master Oogway

    • @jaedyneruera3045
      @jaedyneruera3045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This guy really commented a Kung Fu Panda quote on a Vsauce video lol

    • @ItiIsHere
      @ItiIsHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A real hero

    • @risitaswithbigote9384
      @risitaswithbigote9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "We don't make mistakes, we make happy little accidents" -Bob Ross

    • @shami3966
      @shami3966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The great great Oogway

    • @risitaswithbigote9384
      @risitaswithbigote9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sunbea4477 Don't worry my child, just flow with the wind, the nature, let things happen in there order and everything will be ok 😌

  • @dhooomketu
    @dhooomketu ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Even after so many years of release date , video and content quality is not at all subpar, totally top notch stuff, truly timeless, kudos to Vsauce