Fun fact: running at low speeds for a certain amount of time is less tiring for a human's legs, butt and feet, than standing for the same amount of time
“Hrrrn I’m tryna run from that caveman, but he’s dummy thicc and the clap of his asscheeks keeps alerting my family and he still outruns and stabs us with that pointy stick he got.” -a mammoth 40,000 years ago probably
I love how Michael just takes a shower thoughts and converts them into a 10 to 20 minute video that somehow manages to blow your mind with more information than you came for
I was a fairly fast sprinter when I was younger. One day I was out in the woods and saw this short, squat armadillo waddling through the woods. I started to sprint towards it, but before I'd taken more than a step or two, the slow-looking armadillo had taken off like it was fired out of a gun. I didn't even try to catch it as it was obviously moving faster than I ever could. 5:30 " . . .big old bottoms probably spread their genes/jeans quite well" (double meaning there)
Michael, it has been quite a while since I started watching you and quickly I realized that you are one of the few youtubers that have never once let me down. I know that you usually point your sources at the descriptions but I'm really intrigue by your research process like where do you begin, what are your usual primary sources... If you ever see this comment, please hit me up.
Where he begins is asking questions. Watch hit Ted-Talk on in. Very interesting. And if you mean research-wise I don't think I can help you that much :/. Probably Wikipedia and then goes on through the sources there. That's my guess!
To be honest, I'm always a little bit afraid to watch Vsauce videos at night because he almost always put some kind of creepy stuff in the video (if it's not a picture or video, it's something he says or the music). It's 5am here and I'm watching this quadruped kid walking but I just can't stop watching this channel (unless it's the "Why Are Things Creepy?" episode; that one is impossible to watch at this hour - this is my warning to y'all).
Imagine being the animal getting tracked by a human. It just keeps going! It's not even that fast! But then eventually you're just too exhausted to run away and you have to watch as it catches up with you and kills you. Humans are terrifying, man. "Why do you own hunting weapons?? That's so cruel!" "If you knew the alternative... trust me, it's nicer to sneak up on them."
We actually play ourselves, in part, with that fear when it comes to zombies. Think the tradition slow shambling ones. A big fear with them is the fact they just keep coming. Don't stop. Don't give up. Doesn't matter how far you run, how long you run for, it'll keep following until you can't run any more.
Forget equippable hunting weapons, we ARE hunting weapons. Another great example (which does play into the stalking thing a bit) is assassination. Understanding and learning about your opponent enough to hunt them down on their own grounds is a trait humans have had since before weapons. Duck call noise machines? Thats the relatively newer equipment in our learning and conspiring nature. Tracking through footprint, excretions, and other educational resources are an incredible skill humans have been learning for a lot of generations. "The Most Dangerous Game" comes to mind. Remember that was a story of a human, hunting another human for SPORT, letting him go after successfully tracking him down the first time, the hunted human turned around and used some of our other skills (trapping) to fight against that, and ended up beating the better equipped, more skilled, and smarter (but not saner) person. Granted, that story is an example of the "Human" here not winning, but it is important to remember that probably wasn't the first person the "Human" hunted, only the last. The "Human" here also was hubristic and eccentric given how he tracked and if he wasn't making a game out of it (something hunting for food would not have to the extent he did) he could just have shot and bagged the hunted person right then and there the FIRST TIME he went hunting. It was also important to denote that humans were the most dangerous game. On a planet full of things that wanted to kill you. Humans. TL;DR we are a group of minmaxed DND characters for intelligence and constitution, and we made it WORK for us.
Not only do humans' unique bipedal movement help to make us more efficient over long distances, but it helps us to do things like carry extra water with us while we run. That's a huge advantage in itself.
Well I actually googled a Camel's hump, to see what it was made of. And the hump is made of adipose tissue, which stores water, and it's stacked up on it's back, instead of distributed over the body evenly to keep the camel cooled off. Our ass is where we store a lot of adipose tissue, and it's also concentrated away from our core. So maybe in the oddest sense, our asses do sort of act like a camel's hump.
The most important part of the story was missed by the videos entirely. Humans cook their food, which means we not only get more nutrients because cooking pre-digests food, but it also means we were able to evolve, over the 200,000 years of cooking, a longer gut. Raw food is dangerous for a longer gut because it's more susceptible to food poisoning. This is why dogs, for example, can eat rotting raw meat because it passes through them faster. My point is, humans are the most efficient mammal at turning food into energy. It's this more than anything else that enables us to cover greater distances than any other land animal.
Micheal, you are the best. Thanks for educating my stepson and being genuinely great content on a platform that is largely void of such things. Also, we met your Doppelganger in Turkey.
I can say for myself (and probably many others) I can learn more from an hour on youtube than a semester in school. Thank you Vsauce, CGP Grey, Slow Mo Guys, Young Turks (most of the time), Brusspup, KipKay, Awe Me, and Extra Credits (aka: Daniel Floyd)
I'm watching this on August 13th, 2019. Just got to the part where Michael mentioned the Congressman, Dick Swett. He happens to be trending on Twitter right now.
I always love it when someone points out our physical evolutionary advantages. I find that so many people focus on our tools and our minds, and while they are our greatest assets, we're not completely helpless in the wild. Were somehow put into the situation where we only could hunt with a sharp object, we could do it, just like we did once before. With only our bodies.
as someone who seriously never gets scared at any horror film, i had to change the tab seeing that beginning animation. i can't describe how or why it creeps me out so much, but it does.
Because from a modern humans perspective it is unnatural, therefore making it creepy. It also reminds you of a predator, at least instinctively any way. In Micheal's video about why things are creepy he mentions that the creepy feeling we get can be attributed to a now defunct instinct to sense danger.
I love Vsauce videos. Whether they are scientific or just fun and "lighthearted" , they always provide such interesting, _valid_ information. They are always very well writen and based on actual research....with a philosophical twist, as usual, but without becoming cheesy. That's why imo it stands out among other "scientific/informative" channels. Keep up the good work guys.
every time i see u make up a new video i get excited and watch it right away cause i know it will be always interesting with you. thanks for making awesomely interesting videos michael!
When talking about the ability of a human in long distance running I'm surprised you didn't mention the Man vs Horse Marathon in Britain. The event is held annually where some of the contests run and others ride on horseback. In the 23 times the race has been run, four people have been able to outrun the fastest horse in their respective year.
Can never get enough of what Vsauce has to offer!! Just took an 8 hour med school test today. It had quite a few questions about the buttocks. Thanks for always keeping my appetite for knowledge quenched!! Love ya Vsauce!
Can we please note how scary endurance hunting must be to the prey? Think of it this way: you're sitting at home, reading this comment, when a psycho chainsaw murderer walks through your door. You freak and run out your house and to the driveway. You think you're safe, but then there he is, just sorta walking towards you. So you freak out again and run to the edge of your neighborhood, stopping to catch your breath. And then there he is, just casually jaunting toward you. And so this process continues until you can't run anymore. All the while you know he's going to catch you, and you can only delay the inevitable.
lol. its a cool shirt. how does the paper come out so crisp and unwrinkled? is it a long actual pocket? or is it open and the paper touches his skin. imagine getting a paper cut on your stomach or chest. lol oww
Maybe you could explain in an episode why we are fascinated from evil. All media is full of violence, sadistic psychopaths, scheming supervillains... we watch horror movies and heck, many repeat the error of falling for bad girls/boys.
To add to your question, why is insanity also so popular? Characters like the Joker and murderers in various thriller and horror films are extremely popular, especially when they're evil.
Christoik No, and no, I do not fancy bad girls, but I noticed that too much sunshine can be harmful as well. If someone is intelligent, charismatic, extroverted, tough, cool under pressure, nothing seems to be able to destroy the mood; he/she knows what he/she wants and gets things done, then it sounds impressive, doesn't it? But I noticed that if many of these traits are in one person, I can also add egoistic,callous and often manipulative. I don't want to call them psychopaths as this would be a way too binarys point of view.
"Your butt is magnificent."
Why thank you, Michael. Glad you noticed.
Captain Jack Harkness vibes
"glad u noticed" lmao
i commented this too without seeing this should I delete it?
it do be looking thic tho
i scrolled down to this comment as he said that
what are the odds
"We can pretty much only outsprint vegetables"
Thanks, Michael.
People in wheelchairs: -_-
Cripples never win anything. See Steel Ball Run
@@an_annoying_cat "We got another JoJo Fan here."
Don’t be negative, we can still win a cross-country marathon against cheetahs!
So we can't outsprint fruit?
i want to laugh. but michael's seriousness makes me feel serious too.
lmao
LMAO
Yeet
@@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw lmfao
laugh seriously then
Q:"why is your bottom at the middle?"
A: "A human will eventually outrun a horse"
lmao
Lmao
LMAO
_LMAO_
ŁMÅØ
"Your butt is magnificent."
I am both flattered and distressed.
"Am I supposed to take that as a compliment or. . . ?"
Why, thank you. It can hold 477 liters of feces.
You have quite the buttload in there.
Ok these jokes are just a bummer...
Well, someone has to always be the butt of the jokes.
"butt" was always a funny word when we were younger ofc, but classifying "butt" as a unit of measurement is where I died
Somebody: "my wife is also my storage room!"
soldier gaming
I'll make sure others know how much a buttload is now.
💀
Did the funeral go well? (You said you died)
"Butthead"
"Thanks, I always knew my head wasa superlative object that set me apart from the rest of the animal kingdom."
Got'em.
HA GEOTT IMM!!
*gotteem
HAHA GAATEEEM
Michael: "Humans are *the* running animal"
Me: Gets exhausted from standing still for 1 minute
I get winded from opening the fridge too fast!
-Dan Avidan
Me
Fun fact: running at low speeds for a certain amount of time is less tiring for a human's legs, butt and feet, than standing for the same amount of time
@just dont copied
@@matteofaccin6636 Ain't running at low speed just walking quickly?
Basically, I want you to tell me what speed (in km/h) is considered slow running.
Did I just watch a 10 minute video about butts?
Yes. Yes I did.
Butt it's not a bad thing :p
.... and 22 seconds :3
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Well I'm kinda used to it, but in a different site
porn
“Hrrrn I’m tryna run from that caveman, but he’s dummy thicc and the clap of his asscheeks keeps alerting my family and he still outruns and stabs us with that pointy stick he got.” -a mammoth 40,000 years ago probably
OMG LMAO
Wtf💀😭
I love how Michael just takes a shower thoughts and converts them into a 10 to 20 minute video that somehow manages to blow your mind with more information than you came for
It's more then a shower thought . It's science
@@eyalmeirbarnea8706it’s a shower thought pal
I can't believe this series is 9 years old already. It feels like just yesterday that I was waiting with bated breath for each new episode.
Anyone who hasn't heard of Vsauce before would probably think he's high 24/7 because of the titles and thumbnails.
Lol so true
and from the beginnings of his videos
I was one of those guys 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I now have so much respect for him
can you tell me what is vsauce? in new here
"A human, running like a quadruped, is creepy."
So you're scared of babies?
You're telling me they're not scary?
oh no I'm not scared. but what if they RUN
*Babies are fucking terrifying*
HeyItzRane I am
HeyItzRane They don’t do that. They crawl. They use their hands and knees, not feet.
"Your butt is magnificent."
I'm tearing up... nicest thing anyone's ever said to me... *sniff*
I bet everyone who read that sniffed when they read *"sniff"*
Or is that just me...
@@snineHD just you...
CHANNEL HAS MOVED. Where have u moved 2?
Why do you have a random 3 second video with 1.9 million views?
Michael: why is your BOTTOM in the MIDDLE?
Michael 7 minutes later: humans are THE running animal.
“your butt is magnificent” i get all my compliments from vsauce
You are a butthead ;)
watch emkay to get some more
LMAO
same
"Bet you can't do a whole video on butts"
Michael Stevens: "Hold my beer"
Hold my magnificent butt
Domics : Hold my pen
th-cam.com/video/Qmkn59N5SDg/w-d-xo.html
Hold my curiosity box
Hold my sauce
Hold my ethanol
"We can pretty much only out-sprint... vegetables"
I'm not sure I *can* outsprint vegetables :/
You can once you push them from the wheelchair.
+Cranial Toxicity shutup
hahahhahahahhahah
I was a fairly fast sprinter when I was younger. One day I was out in the woods and saw this short, squat armadillo waddling through the woods. I started to sprint towards it, but before I'd taken more than a step or two, the slow-looking armadillo had taken off like it was fired out of a gun. I didn't even try to catch it as it was obviously moving faster than I ever could.
5:30 " . . .big old bottoms probably spread their genes/jeans quite well" (double meaning there)
Vsauce is the type of person that takes questions you have when your high and makes them scientific and serious
I need someone to get high wit like that fr fr
I like big butts and my evolutionary biology says that I can not lie
Lol
Mood
Die Orsons :D
I see so you're a man of culture as well
Ramy Tlili
Whats that
Me at 11pm: I really should get to sleep
Me at 3am: hmm yes I should watch “Why is your BOTTOM in the MIDDLE?”
For me this 12:17am midnight
Try 4:25
Omg I'm literally watching this at 3am
Fml it's literally 3:08 as I type this
So is 1,000 buttloads a shit ton?
+1
YES!!!
Detranica AKA Delta a shit ton is a ton of shit
Detranica AKA Delta 1000 shit Tons is a fuckton
420 like XD
Can we just appreciate the fact that he brought in an Olympic runner to just say hi
Honestly, I thought that the cameo was awkward and pointless.
@@mvmlego1212 Yeah, at the end, why did she run into a fence when there's a perfectly good track there? So awkward
I though she would be competing against a horse, provided what was being said at that time. Not sure why she was there.
Me watching this at 1am
I don’t need sleep. I need answers.
Same
+3h and u at my level
Vsauce is pretty good 3am viewing
It is really 1:50 am rn at my place
@@thanod99 +5h. you tried
5:25 .... Paint me like one of your french girls
lmao
Beanie 😂😂
Titanic? Me too.
"Your butt is magnificent"
Oh.
Well, thank you~
Dr. Bees butthead
Dr. Bees for some reason I read that in Robbie Rotten's voice 😂
Angel5541 read it in barack obamas voice.
I read it in Steven's (Steven Universe) voice, except for the quote, i read it in Michael's voice.
i read it in george takaies voice.
I’m glad you did a video on this.
I’ve been wanting to get to the bottom of this for a long time.
I h, ughhhh....
Nice one
i could listen to this guy talk all day holy fuck
Michael, it has been quite a while since I started watching you and quickly I realized that you are one of the few youtubers that have never once let me down. I know that you usually point your sources at the descriptions but I'm really intrigue by your research process like where do you begin, what are your usual primary sources... If you ever see this comment, please hit me up.
Where he begins is asking questions. Watch hit Ted-Talk on in. Very interesting. And if you mean research-wise I don't think I can help you that much :/. Probably Wikipedia and then goes on through the sources there. That's my guess!
Have the internet browsing habit of someone with ADD, and then make a youtube video of it=Vsauce.
hear hear
TRUE
DONT LET HIM DOWN MICHAEL!!!!! NOT NOW!
That animation will give me nightmares, it's 3 am here :(
ai... same here and I'm alone :(
The animations were indeed creepy and it should have warned me that such would happen.
To be honest, I'm always a little bit afraid to watch Vsauce videos at night because he almost always put some kind of creepy stuff in the video (if it's not a picture or video, it's something he says or the music). It's 5am here and I'm watching this quadruped kid walking but I just can't stop watching this channel (unless it's the "Why Are Things Creepy?" episode; that one is impossible to watch at this hour - this is my warning to y'all).
Samurai Shampoo obvs yes
Leandrometfan same here
I love how comments left years after the Video came out are still being liked by thousands of people. Really shows how timeless Vsauces content is
Imagine being the animal getting tracked by a human. It just keeps going! It's not even that fast! But then eventually you're just too exhausted to run away and you have to watch as it catches up with you and kills you. Humans are terrifying, man.
"Why do you own hunting weapons?? That's so cruel!"
"If you knew the alternative... trust me, it's nicer to sneak up on them."
We actually play ourselves, in part, with that fear when it comes to zombies.
Think the tradition slow shambling ones. A big fear with them is the fact they just keep coming. Don't stop. Don't give up. Doesn't matter how far you run, how long you run for, it'll keep following until you can't run any more.
@@Midwinter_Snow Perfect description for a stalker.
@Jehanlos Roman I was wondering if I'd regret clicking on this random link in the comments. I d i d n ' t
FURRY PREDATOR POWER!
Forget equippable hunting weapons, we ARE hunting weapons.
Another great example (which does play into the stalking thing a bit) is assassination. Understanding and learning about your opponent enough to hunt them down on their own grounds is a trait humans have had since before weapons. Duck call noise machines? Thats the relatively newer equipment in our learning and conspiring nature. Tracking through footprint, excretions, and other educational resources are an incredible skill humans have been learning for a lot of generations.
"The Most Dangerous Game" comes to mind. Remember that was a story of a human, hunting another human for SPORT, letting him go after successfully tracking him down the first time, the hunted human turned around and used some of our other skills (trapping) to fight against that, and ended up beating the better equipped, more skilled, and smarter (but not saner) person. Granted, that story is an example of the "Human" here not winning, but it is important to remember that probably wasn't the first person the "Human" hunted, only the last. The "Human" here also was hubristic and eccentric given how he tracked and if he wasn't making a game out of it (something hunting for food would not have to the extent he did) he could just have shot and bagged the hunted person right then and there the FIRST TIME he went hunting. It was also important to denote that humans were the most dangerous game. On a planet full of things that wanted to kill you. Humans.
TL;DR we are a group of minmaxed DND characters for intelligence and constitution, and we made it WORK for us.
4:53 How to start conversation with a girl
What's a girl?
@@JimmyMon666 a female homosapien
@@user-jw5xc4uh9t or is it...
@@user-jw5xc4uh9t Unreal Tournament? Me too.
@@theyhaveforgotten wt?
My sister just asked me: "what is this?"
I answered: "a video about butts."
She was weirded out.
gta v
Yee
+That One Squid That You Saw In Minecraft yee
It may seem weird at first, BUTT once you get into it it's pretty cool
oof
I like how Michael is able to find scientific papers or publications about anything.
4:53
Oh, why thank you, Michael.
That's very forward of you.
+TheWolfboy180 ;)
Dat middle doe.
Sir, this is a Wendy's drive through.
@@official_lb7916 *vsauce music*
Where’s my McFlurry??
You Tube... In a *Wendy's* drivethrough... Chief, we need to talk.
Ivan Vrbanec 666 likes
I thought this comment was somehow related to that criminal that got murdered by the police until I noticed the date
Michael: "Soooo... Katarina.... i'm doing a video.... about... Butts... would like to be in it?"
Alexander Inget *makes video on awkwardness
THIS SCARED ME BC MY NAME IS KATARINA
5:54 I didn't know the word simp still has the same meaning as now back then
“Simp” isn’t a new thing, it just became more common with e-girls
simp is short for simpleton
vsauce: the channel that can talk about butts for 10 minutes
Not only do humans' unique bipedal movement help to make us more efficient over long distances, but it helps us to do things like carry extra water with us while we run. That's a huge advantage in itself.
So... we're like camels? That's awesome.
I actually meant that we have hands with which to carry water in bottles and stuff. I don't know why I didn't say it like that. :P
Well I actually googled a Camel's hump, to see what it was made of. And the hump is made of adipose tissue, which stores water, and it's stacked up on it's back, instead of distributed over the body evenly to keep the camel cooled off.
Our ass is where we store a lot of adipose tissue, and it's also concentrated away from our core. So maybe in the oddest sense, our asses do sort of act like a camel's hump.
I _guess_ it can, but I don't think that's what it's _for_. But that's interesting.
The most important part of the story was missed by the videos entirely. Humans cook their food, which means we not only get more nutrients because cooking pre-digests food, but it also means we were able to evolve, over the 200,000 years of cooking, a longer gut. Raw food is dangerous for a longer gut because it's more susceptible to food poisoning. This is why dogs, for example, can eat rotting raw meat because it passes through them faster.
My point is, humans are the most efficient mammal at turning food into energy. It's this more than anything else that enables us to cover greater distances than any other land animal.
He should have said "Butt as always, Thanks for Watching".
Protagonist
Him saying that would basically be BOTTOM line torture
@@LudicrousChris , don't be such a BUMMER
Micheal, you are the best. Thanks for educating my stepson and being genuinely great content on a platform that is largely void of such things. Also, we met your Doppelganger in Turkey.
In my opinion, this is how you are supposed to teach in schools.
I can say for myself (and probably many others) I can learn more from an hour on youtube than a semester in school.
Thank you Vsauce, CGP Grey, Slow Mo Guys, Young Turks (most of the time), Brusspup, KipKay, Awe Me, and Extra Credits (aka: Daniel Floyd)
TrueWOPR You should put Crash Course in there too.
why waste governments funds on decent schools when you could use it all on the military? /s
YAYO! All I know is YAYO!
You don't, because its too cool for school.
woohoo! a new vsauce!
whenever I feel sad I just go back to this video to remind myself that VSauce covered a ten-minute video entirely about butts
I LOL'd at that.
Did anyone else at the end think he was going to say “Catarina, you’ve got a nice butt.”
She do have a nice butt tho
actually I did
C137 RC you need to cease
HotPokket
@@dawnstar24 scouse birds are out of your reach, step off
(also, don't say that about people over the internet)
4:53 "Your butt is magnificent."
Awww thank you!
you can't pause vsauce without him making a funny face.
Just here to remind you of your comment 8 years ago. And you're not wrong either.
Just here to remind you of your comment 9 years ago, and to remind of the reminder of the comment made 2 months ago.
@Thine Faithful Crusader just here to remind you of the comment you posted yesterday
@@Traeknald thank you
I'm watching this on August 13th, 2019. Just got to the part where Michael mentioned the Congressman, Dick Swett. He happens to be trending on Twitter right now.
so why do I get recommended to this on August 12, 2020? 🤔
Nice
Lol, here in January 2021
Sweet or Sweat
@@mynamesnotimportant6941 imagine being in February
- September, 2021 gang
I always love it when someone points out our physical evolutionary advantages. I find that so many people focus on our tools and our minds, and while they are our greatest assets, we're not completely helpless in the wild. Were somehow put into the situation where we only could hunt with a sharp object, we could do it, just like we did once before. With only our bodies.
Hello
Only Vsauce can fully seriously talk about butts for 10 minutes
as someone who seriously never gets scared at any horror film, i had to change the tab seeing that beginning animation. i can't describe how or why it creeps me out so much, but it does.
Because from a modern humans perspective it is unnatural, therefore making it creepy. It also reminds you of a predator, at least instinctively any way. In Micheal's video about why things are creepy he mentions that the creepy feeling we get can be attributed to a now defunct instinct to sense danger.
Random Default i know, but it's so weird. it looks so unnatural and creepy and i know it's a natural response but jesus christ.
Uncanny valley type shit
@@reecetaylor2626 Whoo! *UNCANNY VALLEY!!*
I love Vsauce videos. Whether they are scientific or just fun and "lighthearted" , they always provide such interesting, _valid_ information. They are always very well writen and based on actual research....with a philosophical twist, as usual, but without becoming cheesy. That's why imo it stands out among other "scientific/informative" channels. Keep up the good work guys.
every time i see u make up a new video i get excited and watch it right away cause i know it will be always interesting with you. thanks for making awesomely interesting videos michael!
I literally flip the fuck out and link it to all my Skype friends.@w@
How can this man talk 10 minutes abound butts and still make it interesting?
When talking about the ability of a human in long distance running I'm surprised you didn't mention the Man vs Horse Marathon in Britain.
The event is held annually where some of the contests run and others ride on horseback. In the 23 times the race has been run, four people have been able to outrun the fastest horse in their respective year.
It's linked in the description
Man be like fast n furious irl
8 years ago? Wow
Can never get enough of what Vsauce has to offer!! Just took an 8 hour med school test today. It had quite a few questions about the buttocks. Thanks for always keeping my appetite for knowledge quenched!! Love ya Vsauce!
Good luck Butt-y!
4:53 - Coming from you, that means a lot. :)
i discovered you day before yesterday and i love your content .Your videos are very informative and infotaining.keep it up guys
This is why i love Vsauce. It is able to turn a relativily meaningless and unintresting question into the biggest and most important a thing we have.
Hahaha I noticed the "Also" link in his description!
Steven what are you doing here :)
I did not expect to see you here.
Steven get back to work >:(
Sexiest anime ever
SCMowns l
8:26
Top 10 Most Powerful Anime Characters
true
I have a strange nostalgia for this age of Vsauce. Can’t tell what’s different now, but I just love these old videos :)
I am amazed that he managed to do a 10-minute videos about rears while keeping a straight face.
He smirks at 1:35
you inmature
The gif at the bottom is too freaking funny
Love your videos. Thanks for doing what you do, Michael! :)
Those quadraped videos in the beginning scared the shit out of me
I'm glad we took the time to get to the bottom of this.
Well that explains it then!
What the hell is Alltime Conspiracies doing here?!
TheManSticker because it's his right to watch any video on youtube just like you
TheManSticker
It's not here, that's just what they want you to think...
***** Timmoux
It's just a conspiracy.
that girl cameo was so random... XD
i thought she`d tell something about her running technique but nope xD
Дмитро Волошко She had a nice Butt though.
She was so expressionless most of the time.
Your videos and ideas are one of the only things I enjoy anymore
Can we please note how scary endurance hunting must be to the prey? Think of it this way: you're sitting at home, reading this comment, when a psycho chainsaw murderer walks through your door. You freak and run out your house and to the driveway. You think you're safe, but then there he is, just sorta walking towards you. So you freak out again and run to the edge of your neighborhood, stopping to catch your breath. And then there he is, just casually jaunting toward you. And so this process continues until you can't run anymore. All the while you know he's going to catch you, and you can only delay the inevitable.
I still prefer the fireballs...
***** people will come out and start filming the newest viral video on youtube, "chainsaw man rocks punidas trainers"
This is why I keep a chainsaw of my own handy. Even things up a bit.
Wait, you have a car?
RUN HIS BUTT OVER!!!
That's the pitch of It Follows
What I love best about vsauce is when I want to learn about what's posted in the title. I get a web of new facts. Thanks :)
I learn more from vsauce than my science class.
***** You could make a million accounts
My science teachers aren't very good at all. Ive learned more from vsauce than any one person. And its interesting.
Og comments here
Why does this video only have 36 likes? It should have MILLIONS more. 😢
omfg at 8:08 i couldn't stop laughing because i imagined that chasing me
Lol
"You butt is magnificent"
Michael are you hitting on me?
Vsauce always knows how to get to the bottom of things.
hyuk hyuk hyuk, hardy har har, hoo hoooo (pillsbury dough boy), hoo hoo hoo hoooo (tigger's laugh), hahahahaha (elmer fudd), heeheehaha heeheehaha hehehehehe (woody wood pecker), uh huhuhuh (butt head)
Pure brilliance, my good man. Pure brilliance. Seriously though, that was funny!
micheal: we have incredible endurance while runnning
me eating a pound of cheesey potatoe tots : Oh yeah
Started from the BOTTOM, now we're here
Fact: Vsauce is great.
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Vsause is amazing
Hmm you may got me beat!
Hack'n Slasher True.
So true! ;)
This is true.
Quote of 2014 already? "Your butt is *magnificent*.
5:54 The term simp has been around for a lot longer than I thought.
This makes me really excited about butts. They are truly a marvel of genetics. I'm going to go tell my girlfriend how magnificent her butt is.
+Lightspectre1 How did the conversation go?
+Jordan Shank She was very receptive to the fascinating science of butts. And I love her for it.
+Lightspectre1 i thought that was a joke
Baltic Tiger I never joke about butts.
but i do
*what is nuttela called?*
*the butt nectar*
Thanks for such informative and fun videos!
WTF is that shirt at the start of the video? Why is there even a pocket there???
lol this is my favorite video beginning ever.
lol. its a cool shirt. how does the paper come out so crisp and unwrinkled? is it a long actual pocket? or is it open and the paper touches his skin. imagine getting a paper cut on your stomach or chest. lol oww
Can anyone tell me where to find it?
@@Zebakiin not sure how you missed it..
0:01 right on his chest
👀
@@THIS---GUY where to find the t-shirt xD. Like online... to buy
“Katerina...”
Alright ok
“...Johnson Thompson”
Holy shit
Nobody complimented my butt as much as you did, Michael. My self esteem sure is boosted now, thanks :D
Maybe you could explain in an episode why we are fascinated from evil.
All media is full of violence, sadistic psychopaths, scheming supervillains... we watch horror movies and heck, many repeat the error of falling for bad girls/boys.
You got dumped recently, haven't you?
Christoik
that or +edi is into Phillip Zimbardo's work.
To add to your question, why is insanity also so popular? Characters like the Joker and murderers in various thriller and horror films are extremely popular, especially when they're evil.
HonestyJZ
To set them apart from us, as well as making them express something that we repress.
Christoik No, and no, I do not fancy bad girls, but I noticed that too much sunshine can be harmful as well. If someone is intelligent, charismatic, extroverted, tough, cool under pressure, nothing seems to be able to destroy the mood; he/she knows what he/she wants and gets things done, then it sounds impressive, doesn't it? But I noticed that if many of these traits are in one person, I can also add egoistic,callous and often manipulative. I don't want to call them psychopaths as this would be a way too binarys point of view.
I've always been more of a top than a bottom.
the unzip in the beginning was so smooth
"Use your Butt and be proud of it" Vsauce 2014
' "Use your Butt and be proud of it" Vsauce 2014' Yaserinski Shahidovich 2016
0:07 Nightmare Fuel.
"Your bum is magnificent", well, thank you Michael.
This is the type of content we need
Michael, you make me feel awesome by telling me I can outrun a vegetable.
“Your butt is magnificent.” -VsauceMichael
Thanks, Have been feeling self conscious about my bum recently.
Thank you, Micheal. I always knew my bum was magnificent.
And now the whole world will know of it's floppy exploits.