What Happens If You Put VODKA In Your Gas Tank?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- This one left me scratching my head lol! Check out what happens when you put vodka in your gas tank!
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We did the experiment AGAIN! This time we filled her up with vodka when the tank was completely EMPTY.. It had a very different outcome 😂
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Let’s gooo
The truck was driving better because it forgot about all its problems after drinking
This should be top comment
Funniest comments in this whole thread
Thats actually funny man 😂
This is the way
Same
"Vehicle, step away from the sir."
lmao this made me laugh, underrated comment
Vehicle step away from the sir🤣🤣🤣
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@@gedon4713 *but god doesn't exist*
"I smell alcohol"
"Its not me see, my truck is drunk"
"Sir, step out of the vehicle"
Bro, I just died.
Hahahahahaha ffs
I'm convinced he did get pulled over around 6:19
Lol
He now has an open container in the bed. 😂
I’m going to be carrying Tito’s at all times for emergencies. 😂
Yeah it'll be warm med if u get stuck in snow. Little for you a little for the car😂
You could get something cheaper at least 😂
@@StevesAmericanTruckingit only makes u feel warmth, be careful of frost bite
@@elijah2257 I know that. I'm well old enough to know that. You just didn't get my sarcasm
Quick answer: Instead of your normal engine sounds you just hear the soviet anthem
This comment literally almost killed me
I was drinking soda then almost choked from laughing
Can you explain the joke to me
@@kyoyoberry your just a kid…
@@JustAzer1 you're*
@@kyoyoberry @Rat that one there was a violation
Puts vodka in gas tank
*Later that night*
Local news: A blue pickup truck with no driver has been seen at a local nightclub with multiple women in the back
YEP
😂😂😂
Cringe
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
This video was recommended to me by TH-cam.
I can’t complain
Same bro i don't drink but why this is a reccomend to me??😆😆😆
Same why this was recommented?
Almost same... J had anything else recommended... "What happens when you drive reverse while driving 45/50 mhp? "? Or something like this
Same
Me: "Is this a personal attack?" 🥴
It started going faster because the more vodka was going into cyliders, they started having double vision, as in 4 valves instead of two.
Nah it just got drunk an reckless lmao
*Meanwhile* : Drivers behind him are getting wasted off the exhaust vapor, and swerving into the berm.
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Lolol
LMAO
We call these people drug plebs
😂😂😂
I love that this is the same truck who survived being put into reverse 4 times while driving
Its a ford fucking ranger
Ahhh you probably saw this clip😂🔥
Yeah makes me want to go buy one. They seem like they'd be industractable under normal use
@@silversonic99
My buddy had a 2006 Ranger with 260K original miles that he bought from new. Never did anything to it but change oil and batteries. Only repairs he ever made were a new clutch around 200K and u-joints in the driveshaft. It still had the original spark plugs and coils when he was rear ended by and old lady and the insurance company totaled it. He still drove it home with a bent frame though, lol.
@uncleshark1103 i gave my 01 ranger a paint job, and everything else is stock, 175,000 miles, and is still kicking around no problems
Nobody:
Russians watching this video: I have unlimited fuel
Lolll
When I studied to drive in Russia, my teacher told me that alcohol is the most useful thing to keep in your car, especially in winter. You can put it in your gas tank, in your windshield washer fluid reservoir, and in yourself, if needed
I didnt know we could put tap water in our fuel tanks
@@true_alexey lmaooo
You know it lol
Cop👮♂️: why are you going 80 mph?
You: because there’s vodka in my tank 😂
This wasn't funny mate try again
@@joefriday9356i think he was referring to the part where he said hes never gotten the truck over 75 before but now with vodka in the tank hes hitting 80
Plot twist: the car is faster, more efficient, will last longer, shoots fire from the tail pipe, and speaks Russian
So just a russian
All radios turn russian
lol!
Its Russian car now not American xd
Did it also grow hair on its chest
"What happens if you put Vodka in you gas tank"
It's now OUR Truck
grab my communism meme pack
@@cat1800 it's "OUR Communism Meme Pack"
Its now our T34
Best comment!!!
@@jimmygrant424 its OUR best comment
Me: What do I do if I run out of gas
Google: refill at station
Bing:
If this isn't stolen, Underrated comment lmfao
Now even more relevant
@@mikehawk6292 do you mean LimFao? , The popular Chinese Hacker?
@@RobloxTDGames no lmfao means laughing my fat ass off
The truck is handling its booze very well indeed
Cop pulls him over
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? I saw you swerving back there.
Him: Sorry, my truck has been drinking.
Hi
@@goosie3425 whats up, whats up?
Hahaha I read this while eating in a restaurant and I almost choked on my food from laughing!! 😂😂😂
@@TheReapersSon uh oh...so I almost killed someone today lol
@@jedidiahwhitehead8916 I looked at your comment and then your first name only. My first thought was "When did I write this?"
Police: "sir have you been drinking today?"
AutoVlog: "no i--"
Police: "I wasnt talking to you"
@Salyh Charyyarov it is just a joke
Salyh Charyyarov r/woosh
@Salyh Charyyarov oh
@Salyh Charyyarov Wow we definitely didn’t realize.
@Salyh Charyyarov nah really? i didn’t realize that thanks for telling me
I knew this dude was insane as soon as he said he drove a Ford Ranger 17 miles away from his home.
This it this is the one 😭😭😭😭😂😂
I dont get it
Fr fords break down more than an Asian getting below a 1600 on the sat.
Maybe they don’t break down maybe y’all wear dem bitches out😂😂
@@watchmepop7536 broooo actually funny joke but chill with that shit. Stereotypes in comedy are a no no nowadays.
I would be curious to see what would happen if you bumped it up to pure grain alcohol (Everclear). It might be even better, with much less water in the mix. Ethanol does tend to clean out the cylinders when ran. By doing this, you may have gained a little more efficiency. Not sure how long that will last once you switch back to straight gas, tho.
Should.. I am shocked it fired up.. Or wasn't running poorly. Didn't think it would be strong enough..
192 proof moonshine will definitely run in a fuel injected 4 cylinder Honda Civic my cousin tried it years ago
Vodka stonks after this:📈📈
Gas stations: 📉📉
Pretty sure vodka is more expensive than gasoline so gas stations still profit.
@@gabrielchirila5465 Thanks for the information dude❤️👍
@@gabrielchirila5465 my man dont understand "Ironic" Memes🤣🤡
@@gutepflanze_8953 innit always gotta be a smart one that doesn't understand its joke
Lol
Don't drink and drive. Get your truck drunk instead
Yes
Dafuq
you are a genius XD
I guess that's one way to get rid of a bunch of bad vodka and boost your vehicle performance in the process.
Under rated
plot twist: the truck’s original owner was russian
😆
XD
Hecking good one xD
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imagine seeing someone walk into a store, walk out with vodka and then pours said vodka into their fuel tank.
imagine 😂
Imagine if the truck say 'thanks' then zig zags crazily across the road.
Omg so funny 😂
Take it to an AA meeting !
My exact thoughts lol also while doing it nonchalantly😂😂
“Have you been drinking and driving?”
Autovlog: no but the car has
That's exactly what I would've said 😂
@@AutoVlogOfficial lol
@@AutoVlogOfficial could you make a alcohol test at the exhaust, that would be very interesting how much the car has drunk😂😂
Officer says this thing smells like vodka 🤣
This drunk truck is. But it runs better when it’s drunk. Honestly it does.
I just imagine the people on the road seeing a dude empty an entire bottle of vodka into his truck
Fax lol
Imagine the store keeper looking at him emptying the bottle he just purchased into his truck
In Russia*
If I saw this in Russia I wouldn't be surprised.
Back in the mother Russia this is common and is done to greet Putin.
1:21 "You guys obviously can't smell it..." You can't either, bro, that's why Tito's is so popular hahahaha
i know what happens when you put it in a stomach
shoenice the everclear destroyer
lol
Shoenice what are you doing here😂
hey, where you been ????????
Most kids watching this don’t even understand how much of a yt legend you are
Ford: runs on vodka
Lada: first time eh?
Western spy
Lmao yes I needed that laugh brotha thank you so much
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
Omg thats the best lol!
What you got there is wep,,Wartime emergency power :)
"Drives better on alcohol" sounds exactly like my dad.
Oof
🤣🤣🤣
🤣
I can't steer without a beer
Sounds like my doctor
The truck might have cirrhosis of the catalytic converter. I wonder if the emissions were improved. Cool experiment. Thanks.
Don’t be surprised when you’re truck begins to yell at you in Russian when you go to fill it back up with gas.
Or in Serbo-croatian since it's Tito's
Cyka Bylat!
@@fred.wright 😧
😂🤣
Hahahha did u get it?
Because russian like vodka hahahahahahsh 😐
Imagine watching a guy come out of the liquor store and dump a whole bottle of vodka in his gas tank.
Thats called finland
Car go faster
I was thinking this while he did it
@@SICresinwrks same
You would think he's smashed already.
I love how he’s just having the best time of his life
69 likes
The truck is D R U N K
Right 😄
Lmaooo
I love how you love that he's just having the best time of his life.
I really enjoyed this video because I’ve always wanted to know what would happen if you put anything else other than gas in your car/truck ! Great video ! Creativeeeee! Thank youu😉😉😉!
🤯🤯🥶🥶😴😴
Imagine going into a liquor store and buying vodka and the shop keeper says: “Planning on getting wasted tonight?” And then the buyer says: “No but my car will.”
"Well actually I'm planning to drive my car really fast..."
1
Lol
@@beorlingogetting arrested before the driving part
Vould be anything but Wodka......
“You guys obviously can’t smell it” bullshit if you’ve had Tito’s you can smell it through the screen
It even burnt my nose
Nah Absolut Vodka
I could smell it from the memories.
I recognize your pfp from the song fool moon nights
At least he didn’t use aristocrat, I would’ve finished this video in the ER with kidney failure.
No Alcoholic ever:
Guy with a truck: “This truck seems to do better when it’s drunk”
Drunk driving on a new level
Nice
Nice
Underrated
Stolen
He has over 100,000 subscribers so he deserves credit for the comment
Forget electric cars, vodka is the fuel of the future
Me, who owns a BMW i3: Too late.
How much a liter of. Currently I see around US $8.00 the cheaper and US $19.00 the fairy
Too expensive
Fuels me from time to time also.🤘
What's funny is youtube is hiding analytical data about moonshining but over lockdown, wine and vodka making channels received their surge, who knows maybe that dangerous first distillate with methyl and other toxic stuff might be our fuel for the future
Officer: You have two empty half-gallon containers of vodka in the bed and your vehicle wreaks of alcohol.
Driver: I poured it in the gas tank, sir.
Officer: Put your hands behind your back.
Vodka has no odor, that’s why secret drinkers love it.
@@chadkincham that's a lie, you alcoholic!
@@chadkincham
A company director at a place I worked at used to believe that and by 11am every day she stank like a distillery, she's dead now.
@@chadkincham sort ya drinking out i drink but stay off the hard drink i stick to beer drink as few as i can not as many as i can unless angry
officer: yup, your drunk.
In southern Oregon, it’s probably cheaper to buy the vodka and dump it in the tank! Oregonians pay waaaaay too much for ga$
If people start putting alcohol in the fuel pumps, there is gonna be that one guy that just chugs it straight out of the pump.
Lmfaoo 🤣
I spent a year building a propanol formation vessel in a oil refinery. Yep in CA gasoline is 15% alcohol and 10% everywhere else.
Yes alcohol does eat at fuel lines and metal parts not made for alcohol consumption.
Just your poor mans water injection. Once the engine warms it will make some more horsepower.
What kind of psycho chugs hard liquor
@@pedriinhopedriinho299 idk but im sure people like that exist 💀
@@noj1725 shoenice lol
“It’s breaking apart here and there, so why not put some vodka in the gas tank”
Story of my my life
Haha, YES!
Yyyyyeeeeeessssss!!!!!!!!
😂
Nice
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Alternate title: “what everyday life in Russia feels like”
Thank you!! I just couldn't think of a way to work in the"in mother Russia gas tank fills YOU" in there somewhere.
☠️
Russia and Ford are currently working on a formula for the new f series this was just a test run for newer models
Базар, запрявляю свой тазик паленой водярой
lol another idiot who watches tv everyday and still suppose here in Russia we drink vodka everyday,dancing with the bears and playing balalaika at that time.
What if i tell you that this is all bullshit buddy?P.S. I am russian and i aint drinking you won't believe.
He was later charged with drunk driving resulting in a suspended licenses and $1,200 fine
"I just drank a fifth of vodka You dare me to drive?"
- Eminem's car, Probably
Been looking for this comment a while, thanks
stan's car actually
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"Go Ahead"!
Omfggggggg hahahahahahhahahahahaaha
Car:
*puts gallon of vodka in the gas tank*
Car: ДА, ПОЖАЛУЙСТА! НАДО ЕЩЕ ВОДКИ!
lol!!
vodkaholic car lmao
Русский ?
Blyat
@@ezalfarizy7113 of course that's the only word you know
“The gas tank leaks This is a very old truck Idk what previous owners did to it”
Proceeds to putting vodka into the gas tank
😂😂😂👍🏼
Right? Lol
He said when it fills to the top it leaks 🙃
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This poor truck
There are cars that run on both gas and ethanol, or any mix of the two. Pretty much any can in Brazil works that way. I've used isopropyl alcohol in an emergency once and it worked fine.
This how bootleggers never came out the woods, or needed a gas station during runs....that's what granddad told me
Right, but moonshine is like over 150 proof in fact good moonshine is 200 proof or more! That shit is practically pure ethanol!!🔥💨
Yeah, I wonder how it'd run with everclear 190 🤣
@@mihalyi.lukacs3649 perfectly fine my dad did it once 😂
@@johnanderson5500 highest level you can get is 199 it works like nitrous on a dirt bike
Exactly, if you cook it off more to remove the water you have race fuel
Meanwhile In a parallel world : let's see what happens if you drink gasoline instead of vodka.
Parallel? In Russia we only using vodka to fill our LADA. It's just doesn't work on gasoline.
They drink gasoline here, they have that with their tide pod meals.
@@N4con LADA the only good car.
Did you mean to say what happens if you drink vodka instead of gasoline?
@@generalkenobi858 you totally dont get the joke...
Short answer:- The car gains Russian citizenship
it bows down to the Motherland
Then defects back to the U.S.A. because socialism always fails.
Then defects back to Russia because capitalism doesn't work.
@@vicgamesvt9682 commits acts of domestic terrorism then starts the adidas nation
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow, that’s a real eye opener! Found a new purpose for my Jessernigg Austrian Still!
This gives a whole different meaning to drunk driving.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao
No not really people have been doing this for years
LMAOO
@@394mo you don't get many jokes, do you?
Now the Car is Drunk
*Sees Tito's*
"How to spend $700 on a full tank"
Lol
Cheaper than gas nowadays
Yeah,in India it's about ₹93 Or $1.2
For a liter
@@Ashvanth_yt there's a few people in India I reckon
Americans understanding they've been drinking gasoline their whole life thinking it was vodka
No shit😂😂😂
Naw we knew...
That's classic. A keeper
The irony
Right😂😂
I would take care of that if I was you 😂I have a 94 Ranger with the 4 cylinder with 408,000 miles and still runs excellent.
the fact this works as fuel should really tell you something about drinking this shit lol
Yeah... u think you're drunk but it's actually a misplaced feeling, your dying.
I don't see what that has to do with anything really. Are you familiar with basic chemistry?
@@HilbertXVI good one
Yeah. I need more.
@@dwanrobinson Facts lol, drink more and it'll get the job done.
Police Officer: Have you been drinking?
AutoVlog: No, but my truck has
Truck: You snitching m****f*** 😂
"Been"
Lmao
Hahaha
lol
His truck was arrested for DUI. But the driver was free to go
Imagine the truck gets drunk and starts wobbling all over the road uncontrollably 😂
A new meaning to ford death wobble🤣
I actually pictures this 🤣
😂
Hell my ranger does that sober 😂
🤣🤣🤣💀💀wtf
Hello Sir, every car in Brasil works with Alcohol.
Someone walking out of the liquor store: *sees some random dude pouring vodka in his gas tank*
Hehehehe!
LOL LOL LOL
And he’s drinking gasoline
That’s what I was thinking, some dude in parking lot watching him fill it lmao!
😅😂🤣
Ima do my homework .....-5 minutes later- WHAT HAPPENDS IF YOU PUT VODKA IN A GAS TANK?! better wach this
Did you finish your homework?
@@TheRealNerdTyler replying so i find out if he did or not
@@niiiiiko I don’t think he made it boys
Bruh I have a 5 page essay due Friday and I haven’t even started but I have time for this
@@TheRealNerdTyler I truly hope so
Alternative title: How a Russian tops off their gas tank
RUSSIAN💂♂️ OCTANE 💥 BOOSTER👍
A Russian would rather freeze to death pushing their car to the petrol station than pour their "life source" into the tank.
A Russian would rather freeze to death pushing their car to the petrol station than pour their "life source" into the tank.
*intense hardbass*
Andrew Rosti 😂😂😆
Think of the people who ran out of gas and drank their vodka to stay warm until help arrived😅 they could’ve been rolling
Try a gallon of Everclear. That will be like rocket fuel to that truck
Vodka better
@@generalno181
Explain.
SLIM because vodka
@@generalno181
😐😑😐...
They already sell gas with 10 percent ethonol. Some pumps sell 85 percent even.
Cop: "sir your car is swerving to the sides"
Driver: "it isn't me it's the truck it's drunk"
Cop: "vehicle step out of the man please"
this is gold
😂
I’m high asf and this funny asf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
😂😂🤣
Not for nothing....
At least it’s old enough to drink!!
🤣🤣
The truck is an ADULT!!🤣🔥🔥🤘🏻
What you're doing sir is just repeating history. It's already been done😉👍
But you're definitely taking drinking and driving to a whole new level💯😂
"this truck seems to do better when it's drunk" like me talking to women
American way
Like me
Facts
Hell yeah
*puts vodka in a car*
The next morning: “Honey, why is there a Russian tank in the drive way?”
Edit: I did not realise this comment had 500 likes, thanks
Yup
They were siphoning the vodka to drink
Hahahaha
Thanks for the likes? Yea cuz the same people that liked your comment come back to the same video comment section to check for a thanks. You notice nobody ever says your welcome cuz it's ridiculous to say either SMH
@@frankfrega1302 "Yeah know people won't ever come back to this video so fuck everybody who liked"
Alt ending: the radio just all of a sudden starts blasting Russian music
Lol
CHEKKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
**Hardbass Intensifies**
IM DONE BRO LMFBOOOOOOO
It also shits mashed potatoes
I just pour 3 gallons of Titos vodka in my 2013 Toyota Venza and the car stop running after 3 mins I left the liquor store …..
What do I do pls I’m just so confused 😢
Something to remember during the post-apocalypse!
Thats literally what I was thinking
@@Roko-ph4dx same
hell nah we drinking allllat
@@akazeek lmaoo real shit
In Russia
$40 in the tank and it's not even at a quarter. Just like 2006 all over again.
Underrated comment 😂
I couldn't fit $40 of premium gas in my tank...
Paul O'Neal yeah neither but i can still do 400 miles on a full tank
god i love having a bike 🤣
@@MrPAULONEAL back in 06 we were up to $5 per gallon
Lmaooo
See y'all in 6 years when the algorithm will bring us back
If our authoritarian overlords haven’t ruined everything by then
5 months left
@@ItsMaha 5 years and 5 months
I’ll be waiting
Save me a seat as well
😅😅 legalized moonshine that you can buy at the ABC store 😁😁😁 buy some 180 proof I'll buy some 210 proof moonshine
*“Sir, we are arresting your vehicle for Drink Driving”*
U instead of i
@@nilla2904 thats how the English say drunk driving, kinda like it tbh
@@Wjqk503 ok thx
@@Wjqk503 nobody says that
“Unleaded fuel only”
Nah. Vodka does the trick
Vodka is unleaded.
@@richardyao9012 tbh that depends on the vodka
Can't say I've ever drank leaded vodka, but I'm sure plenty have drank leaded moonshine.
I drove my mother's Fleetwood brougham Cadillac home with rubbing alcohol 90 percent rubbing alcohol afford 36 bottles of rubbing alcohol in it when I ran out of gas ⛽⛽.... lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I poured 36 bottles of the big bottles of rubbing alcohol in it😊😊❤❤ and it didn't do not nothing
Everybody gangsta till you hear the engine singing "gas gas gas"
bro haha I know what you got that from😂
"Man of the culture" i see
Usa: we only use the best racing fuel in our race cars
Russians:
Russians use nuclear fuel to power everything.
"Nuclear fuel"?
@@My_AviationChannel exactly.
@@My_AviationChannel Nu Clear
I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE STATEMENT BUT THAT PFP 😁😁😁😁
Imagine someone tries to steal the car's gasoline but soon he realizes it's vodka 😅😅
For sure they'll be caught
same thing
HOW DO YOU STEAL GAS-
I have an electric BMW i3-
@@infamousnationfan steals your batteries and makes much more profit
I know that truck! I aint no stranger! I know that truck, thats a ford....mazda....ranger?
But seriously best trucks ever made. Some may argue, but i got a 1997 5 speed 4 cyl ranger. Its basically been unkillable so far. Even snapped the timing belt and kept trying to drive it while rolling. Slapped a new belt in and it turned right on. Non interferenc setup. Wonder if they did that by design or just a happy mistake
He's lucky he didn't hit 88mph or he'd of been going back to the future
Lolzz
What u mean back 2 the future he can’t go back to the future because the future is in the future
@@brysinjacob8070 It’s a film reference…
@@RahulChauhan-gc6sc oh ok
He would be going back in time to the USSR.
Every Country: My car is out of gas
Russia: My car is thirsty need vodka blyat
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Going to the liquor store and buying 5 gallons of vodka, cashier says “damn hell of a party!” Me: “nah just trying to get home, nearest gas station is 80 miles away”
n word is a good word right?
@@flipper5594 Yeah Nicaragua seems a nice place
Where would you buy the vodka doe
@@d0wnfall464 the liqour store...
Cashier:"what? Are you going to pull your car there?"
That's alcohol abuse. Now, when a cop pulls you over, what is the field sobriety for the truck. Also, when the cop determines that the truck is OUI (operating under the influence aka DUI), do you get impounded, or can someone else pick you up?
Put vodka in tank , does donuts , drives the truck , and test the top speed .. this man has no limits 🤣
You only live once
😂😂you gotta live your life with no limits
Vodka has no LIMITS🤣
And he made it home
"it's breaking apart there and there... so why not put some vodka in the gas tank?"
*Understandable sir, have a nice day*
Yo what’s up archi
*Gets pulled over - “sorry my truck speeds when it’s drunk”
Lol 😂
Ran better than ever right after putting vodka in,
Next morning tho…
By the power of "recommended" I have been summoned
😂😂😂 so have i
Recommended buddy's rise
A shame all top TH-cam comments have to be the same :) very original
We* have been summoned
😂
Evening officer what seems to be the problem?
“You wreak of alcohol”
No sorry it’s the truck..
“Yeah right , step out of the vehicle.”
Lmao
Stolen
By who?
@@lar-cisleg9029 itsdatboriags he commented 3 weeks ago
Huh...🤔🤔
“You guys can’t smell it but it’s freshly opened” oh trust me lmfao I can smell it.
I fucking love this lmao
Same thing I said🤣
@TRUTH _ lmfao okay 👌🏼
@TRUTH _ lol what does your nose even function?
@TRUTH _ I don't know where that myth came from but you can definitely smell vodka. It smells like rubbing alcohol. Plus I have smelled vodka on people who have been drinking it. Now is it as strong smelling as say....whiskey? No, but you can still smell it.
"DRUNK TRUCK" was doing very well😂😂😂
Police pulls over: “Sir I smell vodka, have you been drinking and driving?”
“Not me. The truck.” “The what?” “You heard me”
alcohol itself has no odor. An officer would lose his case with a smart defense lawyer if he insisted saying he could smell alcohol.
@@Marvin-ek9ov sure but that assumes you are drinking pure unadulterated alcohol.
@@_Atzin not necessarily... all he has to say to validate his charge is to say, "I smelled the odor of intoxicants... " which covers the additives which do smell, but also includes the alcohol itself.
@@Marvin-ek9ov sum drinks do but vodka dosent show up on a breath test
@@Marvin-ek9ov you still have to pay the lawyer
Cop: I can smell alcohol from mile away