A͏s͏mongold Reacts to "The Biggest LOSERS of Warcraft" | By Platinum WoW
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- THE LITERAL @#%$%#& GOD! Asmongold watches a video by Platinum WoW, who explains in the most hilarious way possible the World of Warcraft lore about the biggest losers ever in WoW, the Trolls! From before Classic WoW to the modern day...
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@@fancen 5t555t5t6 tu tu
Platinum wow gets asmongold to help with video then trolls him in a video about trolls
The lesson to be learned is: never side against the player character.
Or medivh
@@missivory_missraine well the player characters are even more dangerous than medivh because they literally killed him in warcraft 1
@@sewer_dog2096 But he's still ridiculously powerful
The Jailer ; Wait a minute what the fuck is that...! Well I'm sure I can win... after all ... maybe...
What if you are a player character? DARKSPEAR NEVAH DIE!!!
Am I the only one who likes watching the highlights more than the actual stream itself?
same, who has time to watch a 5 hour or something vod
I'm not going to say Asmon isn't entertaining, but he's not remotely entertaining enough to keep my attention for more than a half an hour so these highlights are perfect. and if he drones on t long I can either skip ahead or just watch another video.
@@ManzugsYT I do :)
i like his streams but lately he has let chat bait him into political and social matters that he doesnt have much knowledge, so its kinda hard to watch talking shit from a caverman talking sociology, imagine that. Today he was doing a couple of bgs and got destroyed and almost cried like a baby blaming the streaming the reason the horde was killing him, instead of going big dick like a man i guess the little child in him manifested and said "wish there was streamer only mode", i wrote on chat "streamer only mode? stfu, and i got banned lmao
I never watch streams, lol
"The trolls never do anything different." That is exactly their story. The only tribe who does are the Darkspear due to them listening to their Shadowhunters. There is a nice little section in Shadow of the Horde i believe to that topic.
I have a big important test tomorrow and I need this to keep me from freaking out
Lol me too
good luck dudes you are going to ace it
It will be fine, I wish you the best.
Trust me, freak out now, ace the test calmly later. You got this
Me too bro hopefully we do well
Medivh literally thought "dealing with" the trolls was a waste of his time so he phoned it in. I love this explanation because his idea of phoning it in is almost committing genocide against stupid, basically-evil species making life too tough for him to focus on real threats.
I mean trolls aren’t necessarily stupid or evil. They’re hostile and downright savage, but they are also deeply connected to Azeroth and have more animal Gods than anyone. They are also staunch defenders of Azeroth and naturally unwelcoming.
Imagine you’ve been doing your own thing for thousands of years and then start to get invaded by foreign races. Of course you’re going to fight them for encroaching on your territory that you’ve been attached to for generations.
As for them being stupid for trusting their animal Gods or trying to usurp them. It’s also subjective. If we are powerful for our borrowed power, the Troll way to become more powerful would be through a new God or consuming Gods new and old alike. I mean really Jin’do the Godbreaker had the right idea. Their only alternative was to become less hostile to the Orcish horde (which some did)
The Shatterspear were probably the happiest of the Troll tribes, dancing having fun yada yada yada. Unfortunately Garrosh brought them into the Horde so happy times came to an end.
you mean darkspear or
i dont have that much knowledge on trolls
@@sm8tal229 Theres Darkspear, Shatterspear and Revantusk in the horde. But only darkspear are playable
@@GrumpoDaggles technically now zandalari haha
@@GrumpoDaggles That is good. The Darkspear are the playable ones in Warcraft 3
@@MrCaptnrex They are still alive, but have lost their home to the Night Elves.
You know, every time I look at asmongold I feel like he's trying to send me some type of hidden message to decipher with his constant moving eyebrows.
He has Tourette
The reasons Trolls get shit on is because they are the first beings to evolve on Azeroth without the interference of Titans or Old Gods.
As a result they are the base level of sentient life.
This being said, Trolls are in a bad place due to their enemies always using outside forces, like Stormwind needing Medhiev, Player Characters in large groups and Borrowed power.
Trolls and Night Elves 4L
@@varanisshouyou4379 I've just had a look and can find no evidence that the Loa are titan creations. Can you find it for me?
loa are wild gods, who were made by Freya@@hawfcut2394
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That's not what it was about
Chat: it was because desperation
Asmongold: I don’t know about that
Literally platinum 1 second later: it was their last option
Literally just started watching the actual video.
Asmongold: Trolls are stupid! Yee they stupid doood.
Trolls: Literally almost destroyed and captured Stormwind if Medivh wouldnt help :D
They probably wouldnt be able to do much either way, it would only mean that humans suffer far more casualties. In that story there literally was no way humans would lose.
The humans were only losing in the first place because their king was a moron.
Trolls were very unlucky with their enemies. Gurubashi faced medivh aka superman. The amani fought the very elves that sundered the world. The drakkari fought the full might of the scourge. The Farakki however are just weaklings. They fell to bandits and ogres.
Well, the Darkspear story is quite happy in comparison with the others. They were bullied and lost their island twice, their original one to a naga and fucking murlocs and then to a SINGLE traitor (though he was somehow WAY TOO OP, since it took an entire fucking army to defeat him), but apart from that since they went to become friends with the player character they became invincible.
18:50 - I'm the literal fucking god #1
23:52 - I'm literal fucking dead
26:20 - Subscribe to platinum WoW
You're welcome.
Remember kids, genocide is okay when it's not your team!
1:52 *Ya... If you were a malnourished individual living in a famine and hadn't eaten for three days I'm pretty sure you'd worship McConnell if it meant getting a burger and Mountain Dew...*
3 days lol
22:42 Waaait isn't that Jesse Cox?
Holy shit he looks so different
9:30 The reason Gandalf doesn't do anything is because, the last time he (or any of the other 4 wizards) used his actual TRUE powers, they literally Thanos snapped a continent out of existence. And it's not like a slow destruction thing. They literally obliterated it in a heartbeat.
For those who don't know, Gandalf is a Maiar. In Biblical terms, he's basically an Angel, sent by the supreme being Eru Iluvitar that created the world to stop the Dark Lords. In WoW terms - imagine Titan Keepers and Watchers, but so powerful that they could reasonably challenge an old God to a 1v1 and probably win. Since Maiar are the "lower class" of spirits, the higher class being Valar, and Valar are like Seraphim. If Maiar are Titanic Keepers, then Valar are Titans.
Just goes to show how truly powerful Gandalf was. Dude could seriously do the entire quest to destroy the ring by himself, but he knew that the risk of the ring Corrupting him was far too great to be worth considering. The only reason Saruman didn't just straight up blow up all of his opposition was because he didn't want to attract the attention of other holy spirits, and because Sauron wanted to rule over the people of middle earth, not a barren wasteland devoid of life.
The powers you see Gandalf and Saruman use in the mainstream media are literally but a tiny fraction of what they can really do. And by tiny, I mean like a Mage casting rank 3 firebolt tiny. Saruman doing that awesome sequence where he sent a thunderstorm against Gandalf? For him it was like blowing soap bubbles or something.
Uhm sorry but which continent did they blow up? If you are talking about the war of wrath that werent the wizards. They only came to middle earth in the second age
They were also expressly told not to try and fight Sauron in a straight up battle
9:35 actually Gandalf and the other wizards are much stronger than that. They are in fact some sort of spirit gods just medling around human world. They aren't allowed to use even 1% of their real strength or reveal their real identity. Or something like that, cant remember properly. Its comment made with half ass knowledge
that is fucking amazing ill look it up for details
i just checked its true
If you are so strong that you can only use 1% of your power and that 1% does not change very much, you are not strong to begin with. Because it does not count what your true final form is after changing it six times if you die in your normal stage 1 with a oneshot, because finally someone uses his finisher before everyone scaled up to infinity.
Oh yea? Goku's farts are more powerful than puny Gandalf at 100% power!
@@Otakahunt power is obsolete to op
When you play a Darkspear and commit genocide almost every expansion
Trolls: done nothing
The world: aight, go to your room, no more xbox
Exactly they do nothin
Lmao, someone said "Africa" in chat while he was talking about how trolls never evolved and that we just kill em. I wonder if he got banned.
The questions that keep us up at night
2 people actually, one said “black people” and another dumbass “they’re conservative”. Basically your typical NA low IQ cave dweller
But its true. They havent even invented the wheel lol
@@Nokiya Do you know what Africa is?
@@IrishBiteGirl nobody ever prevented them from inventing wheel, so the point that their development was slowed by colonizers is moot
see, what I dont understand, asmon says trolls are stupid when he not only looks but acts like a troll
What it comes down to is people are pieces of shit, enjoy encountering all the different kinds of pieces of shit until you die have a good life.
@@jordls4027 who hurt you?
ever heard the phrases; "takes one to know one"
@@forkittens uh yeah. I'm a troll out here trying to get respect for my people. Not all of us have down syndrome, just the majority
Well I mean, like... They still tie rocks to sticks for weapons and whatnot so I don't set my expectations too high to begin with.
Haha I'm kidding. Technically trolls have the coolest lore on azeroth being the oldest beings that you can play.
I don't play wow but the lore is so fascinating.
True, I always love to listen to it but I don't have the patience to play the game
Man gets sacrificed
Asmon: “Yo this is brutal”
Kids get the mans blood all over them
Asmon: “Ey there it is!”
If the Drakari went to the Ebon Blade and the Palidans and said.
"Hey mon we not be wit da lich king mon lets fist bump and spank Arthas mon."
A lot of them would still have died but they would still exist as a culture.
WoW must really hate trolls. Professional scapegoats.
Wish we had bulky trolls as an option for the race ingame
These reactions are always good
The Gurubashi aren't even honorable losers like the Amani, they are just straight up the most pathetic losers in WoW.
And both end up getting kicked hard in the nuts by the Horde in Zandalar
I lost my shit at the "im literal fucking dead"
So the playable trolls in WoW are the soyboy trolls of Azeroth.
Fucking mages.... why can't they make warriors with super powers. Like yeah they are muscular but still kind of just humans like us... Give them fucken super sayan strength or something if they are supposed to be extremely high lvl
I havent chucked so hard with a reaction video in a long time, platinum really know his thing
Platinums videos have kinda make me dislike the elves and human. Well dislike them even more.
Stupid troll haters! I don’t even play one but I can accept that they are great. But I guess if u are a boring ass human u can’t recognize greatness.
DARKSPEAR TROLLS ARE FUCKIN BADASS
I’m starting to think the biggest losers of world of Warcraft are the people still playing it...
"Play defensively" So... the human was out trolling the trolls.
Scarlet Crusade are the bigger losers actually. Trolls at least didn't extinct, like Scarlets did.
Trolls are like crabs keeping each other from escaping the bucket while they are carried to the fishery.
I think im in love with platinum wow
Kenneth Flaming hell no, platinum wow sexy
3:30 "stranglethorn is ... yea it is" ma man he knew he almost fucked up xD
Glad to see that the Alliance is worthless as usual without Medivh.
Trolls are bringing stones to a gunfight everytime 🤣
7:25 the first zg boost in history of warcraft (colorized)
"They've should've built a wall"
They did. "Thoradins wall" in Arathi Highlands. It did not stop the Amani lol
"It didn't work. It did not work."
Wasn't Vol'Jamba's vision true and that's why Zul wanted to kill him?
10:15 The List of Trolls losing is so freaking long. To extend it I made a shortlist of some other defeats not mentioned in the video.
The last remaining Dark Troll is in Zandalar. You know the one that allied with the Night elves in Warcraft 3. They got eradicated by the Twilight Hammer when they invaded Hyjal in Cataclysm
The Shattered Spear Tribe that got annihilated by the Alliance in Dark Shore after they allied with Horde and attacked them. Most likely some survived and sought refuge in Orgrimmar where they joined their dark spear brethren.
The Frostmane that got eradicated by Troggs, Gnomes, and Dwarves in Dun Morogh.
The Sandfury that we eradicated because Gadgetzan paid us for it (and a carrot on a stick).
The Witherbark that we killed to rob their bodyparts and belongings to sell for gold.
Or that on time the Steemwheedle Cartel kicked the Trolls out of Cape of Stranglethorn before they build Booty Bay.
There are only 3 Tribes in modern-day Warcraft that are surviving Zandalari, Darkspear, and Revantusk. The rest just keeps losing until they are all dead.
In short, always align with the players or die.
I love the throw back, thanks editors.
the only trolls that won were the night elves
Ew
I like how he use Gandalf as a example i recently learned Gandalf is way more op than what they show in the movies and is like 50,00 years old and immortal
Yea he’s also an angel who watched the creation of Arda :)
Yeah, he's the wisest and probably the most magically powerful of all the minor deities of Middle Earth. The only comparable Maiar in terms of power are Sauron and Huon. The reason you don't see Gandalf performing massive destructive acts of magic and leveling armies is he was specifically instructed by the Valar to never oppose the forces of evil with strength. The mortal races had already used their get out of jail free card during the final war against Morgoth, so they high gods were perfectly prepared to let everyone on Middle Earth die if they didn't protect themselves. That's why the only divine intervention in a world full of gods comes from Gandalf, the Ents, and the Eagles.
@@skynyrdjesus this is really interesting actually
the giy at 22:48 is fucking jesse cox lmao
Y'know I've never seen one of this guys vids. Honestly avoided them cuz I thought they were legit supposed to be meme vids.
I'll give the dude a sub he deserves it.
no Medivh is Anakin Skywalker at his maximum potential. He is the chosen one or so the prophecy says.
From "ffxdehumanize2" in chat:
"It's almost like they're underdeveloped savages"
I know, right?
Why isnt asmon on the list??
True
The reason why Trolls get butchered in lore is literally because they didnt change or adapt. They never moved with the times and continued to stay true to the savagery after the war with the Aqir.
Medivh outright just smoking the trolls like its simple is one of the reasons i -really- wish they would have fully redeemed his character and brought him back for Legion to help Khadgar
gg platinum!!!!!!
I just noticed that Asmond's mouth barely moves when he talks, but his brows bro, they talk a whole bunch
Its a new drinking game, everytime he moves his eye brows you take a drink
I'd trust that thing with my wife and then walk away lmao
alliance lied to you son, they just said point and shoot
7:37 🕺🏻
Platinum WOW has a new sub in me! Well done! 😂😂😂
Ngl chat is kinda cringe the way they bash kkonas but are super sensitive about trihard and anele.
The people in chat saying Gandalf is weak lol
God I love Platinum Wow
Platinum WoW got him 3 times in one video, god damn
How do you know Asmon is American? He brings up the suggestion of building a wall to keep out the trolls. Trump 2.0 Buddy
Looks are deceiving; you can't judge the horde by their cover. They're actually the good guys of the story lol
They remind me of the argonians from Elder Scrolls. XD
Argonians chased Deadra back into oblivion and started invading Oblivion itself during Oblivion crisis. Wish Trolls in Warcraft did something cool like that.
Nah, the Argonians are badasses and more than capable of surviving on their own.
The Trolls can only really survive by joining the Horde
@@CrazyAjvar That was the Hist protecting it self by roiding up the argonians and using them as mindless tools. Without the hist they are as useless as the trolls because like the trolls of wow they have no unity among themselves that's why they lose every time and get enslaved by the dark elves of all races. :p
@@Vulpes_Inculta Dude, no other race can even survive in most of Blackmarsh. And stop spreading dryskin propaganda 🤣
After watching this i paid for a race change for my Troll Mage
Can we maybe stop fucking hating on trolls and focus on getting finally rid of the fucking furries? they're so so SO much worse than goddamn trolls
- also TAZ'DINGO
"Desperation? I don't know about that" - Ofc you don't, you're born and raised in the U.S, you have no idea what desperation means as you have never faced it. Be grateful for that. Desperation is what leads to cannibalism and similar horrors, you know, like in the Soviet Union when they killed all the Kulaks, the Ukrainian farmers. The USSR had to put up posters with reminders to the people, that it was bad to eat their babies. You have no idea what desperation is, young man.
Shame drakkari couldnt be redeemed. blizz really fuckin hates trolls man
They should have build wall, that would have stop the situation... lol. Do that mind you something about Trumps and Mexican people?
Trolls have rich history that is interesting because it's believable, like our own history.
I love that Jesse Cox popped up in the video lol
Trolls are one of the few, if not the only one actually original and interesting playable wow race, unironically hating them is the smoothest of smoothbrain opinions
That being said
Zandalari are about 10x cooler than all the other trolls combined
We also had a troll as a warchief, he died.
Does he have parkinson on the eyebrows?
Just look at 6:15 there aint happens anything or he doesn't say or mention anything but those eyebrows are going nuts.
No offense but i can't focus on the video playing in the background while those hugh things flagging up and down like hey it's here you need to look.
They just sync up with the music.
might be on speed nonstop
Well I guess they couldn't do the Wall in Westfall because Donald Trump wasn't their President! LOL
Not gonna lie, Metzen was probably fucking drunk. Lots of drinking before and after BlizzCon at the Hilton lol.
I'm confused ... 1:50 is he still talking about the video or about Trump ?
"They're basically professional losers."
Build wall like Trump around Mexico? Man you should be president of USA xD
amani trolls are the most badass
The Biggest LOSERS of Warcraft (starring Asmongold)
Barathen Wrynn was only a bigshot in his era for slaying Garfang. A gnoll who was equaled to or greater than Hogger himself during that generation. Barathen was still in his prime at the time and that was few to several decades before the Troll Wars.
Biggest losers are the people that spend countless hours collecting transmog that looks shit no h8 asmon ilu
its like the biblical accurate angels who the hell trust that?
No but trolls are actually the most unique race in the game. If only the loa would be portrayed as actual demigods in lore, and actually gave cool and powerful shit to trolls
Trolls and Elves 4L💜
"They needed to build a wall".
Yeah, sure, worked great for Gilneas.
i thought it would just be asmons bald head and face tbh
btw love the content keep it up man
Thought this was a video about classic wow players
Handsfree was losing to a numenorian human. He wasn't that powerful.