A͏s͏mongold Reacts to "The MAGIC of Warcraft" | By Platinum WoW

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  • Asmongold watches a video by Platinum WoW, who explains in detail the lore related to the different types of magic available in the Warcraft universe, spanning from Holy to Shamanism...
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  • @analogicaleuphimism2078
    @analogicaleuphimism2078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    I love how Asmon has been watching Platinum for a little over a year now and he still hasn't accepted that he is a legitimate WOW Lore channel.

    • @zilla66
      @zilla66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right?!!!?

    • @treshkun6257
      @treshkun6257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@IrishBiteGirl did you just insult her by calling her a fan girl
      A little bit hypocritical

    • @treshkun6257
      @treshkun6257 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @UCYFEUUo_tuEFgRqdDA0uduQ mean

    • @PrimarchRoboleonFrenchyman
      @PrimarchRoboleonFrenchyman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its because his video are way too funny

  • @repulserice2494
    @repulserice2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    time to watch the same video again Bois.

  • @grahamlarsen2082
    @grahamlarsen2082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Warlocks are totally evil! I remember my first character back in vanilla was a hunter and I always thought it was really cool and made sense thematically that the warlock class trainers and demon trainers were always off on their own tucked away some where...same thing with Rogues essentially having their own secret spy organization in storm wind. So cool!

    • @silviafox78
      @silviafox78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Speak for yourself! My warlock blood elf only took soulshards from demons, undead, evil bosses, and alliance scum. So no evil there!
      Also as a demonology warlock I was able to enslave and perpetually torment a felguard for his atrocities in the name of justice!

    • @TheZdowd
      @TheZdowd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@silviafox78 this is solid rp

    • @dustingaethje1332
      @dustingaethje1332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@silviafox78 Ye, I was just evil, so I guess he's talking about me 🤣

    • @lydiachabour8315
      @lydiachabour8315 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jhhjjhh jh

    • @lydiachabour8315
      @lydiachabour8315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@silviafox78 hhjjjjjjjjjj 😊j😊jj😊jjjjjjhjjjj 😊hjj😊jj kk j un jjjjjj

  • @Ithrial420
    @Ithrial420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Talking about the undead with how they can feel the maggots and shit made me mad because blizzard removed one of their flirt. It's a male Undead to a female Undead and it is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen. " you have such beautiful skin no maggot holes at all"

  • @HizzerPeews
    @HizzerPeews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    *Death Knight holding a little squirrel*
    Asmon: Is that a rabbit?

  • @chrishorning7853
    @chrishorning7853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "What if you pull it off...?" Then that angry, undead priest would finally have an offhand worth being angry about.

    • @kilderok
      @kilderok ปีที่แล้ว

      Picturing him holding that in character inspect panel and LMFAO

  • @Morlon23
    @Morlon23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Warlock players are those, that wanted to play a mage, but at the sight of the Succubus, their body decided to pull blood from the brain to somewhere, where it could have more fun." - Barlow

    • @stankobarabata2406
      @stankobarabata2406 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nah I just find Mages boring as a Shaman/Warlock main. Shaman can be more in the fight and active(I especially love enhancement despite it being a lackluster spec most expansions), and to me Warlocks are more skill expressive than Mages in pvp.
      I just find mainstream wizards kinda boring unless it's LoTR. I prefer necromancers, demonologists and spellblades/battle mages more than a straight up mage that just sits in the back and slings fireballs. Not only are they edgier, they're often more fun to play. Just my opinion though.

    • @Pennywyze
      @Pennywyze 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ehrenmann

    • @TheBrimfire
      @TheBrimfire 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good old barlow

  • @geminiwolf91
    @geminiwolf91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That's funny what he said about mages Blinking. There have been many times on my mage where I would Blink into the ground and fall into an endless abyss of nothingness.

  • @iexcedo6918
    @iexcedo6918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    The eyebrows are on the verge of becoming sentient.

    • @ninosfinance
      @ninosfinance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think I just realized that he probably has Tourette's. Has he ever talked about that?

    • @skimmelsvamp9531
      @skimmelsvamp9531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      leee ee i believe he once mentioned something verbal dyslexia or something like that, can´t remember exactly.

    • @naruto2351
      @naruto2351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The eyebrow hairs keep moving up in an attempt to compensate for the bald.

    • @Barrenchats
      @Barrenchats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's Brow Morse Code... we need a Code Talker to decode what they're saying.. A.S.A.P.

    • @jordanallen3078
      @jordanallen3078 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fairly sure he has whatever that H3H3 guy has.
      Tho tbh they're probably faking it for sympathy points.

  • @reconnaissance7372
    @reconnaissance7372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Fan: Maybe the real Magic is the friends we make along the way ☺
    Asmon: Nahh, I'm pretty sure it's just the fireballs man.

  • @mortemus9562
    @mortemus9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Its hilarious how, Arcane magic has such insane potential for creative spells. Yet the arcane mage is probably the most boring thing ever xD

    • @r.a.fgattaiguy845
      @r.a.fgattaiguy845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Frost and Fire are part of Arcane magic

    • @ThatWildcard
      @ThatWildcard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All mages use arcane. Its just that arcane mages had all the food in the world to pick from and got a rice cracker and some warm water

    • @attila535
      @attila535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The difference between arcane and the other two specs is like difference between crude oil, diesel and gasoline.

  • @pedigreeforcats
    @pedigreeforcats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    noone:
    literally noone:
    asmon: CaN YoU JeRk OfF iF yOu ArE uNdEaD???

    • @KillFax
      @KillFax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only once

    • @nicefolks4901
      @nicefolks4901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh man, the whole “no one” thing just makes this SOOOO much funnier. Good job dude! Great work! Very funny!

    • @roefane2258
      @roefane2258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Asmom over here asking the important questions.

    • @crimsonwizahd2358
      @crimsonwizahd2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Asmongold asking the real questions.

  • @blackwell573
    @blackwell573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In the books it talks about how warlocks arent just demon soul eating stuff, in its core its forcing the elements to do your biding instead of working alongside them like shamans do

  • @feywinterfox9630
    @feywinterfox9630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    LOL!
    Asmongold: Warlocks are EVIL!
    “Arcane takes years of study/practice!”
    Also Asmongold: “Yeah...F that noise, lets go back to Fel!”

    • @sik3xploit
      @sik3xploit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, let's not remember how alot of important characters that joined The Burning Legion and The Scourge were all mages.

  • @budsvan12
    @budsvan12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    After watching this, I sorta think it'd be beyond badass to revamp classes to just "forsake" their premise, Like a shaman throwing the other elements under the bus to become an avatar for the fire elementals or water elementals; basically changing your class. Have priest choose between holy magic or void magic, as a general class trait. I feel like blizz needs to do something, because 9.1 isn't it chief.

  • @Chaz1871
    @Chaz1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Never forget that the greatest magic of all is....
    Chronomancy. The magic of time.

    • @user-uq4gr5nl5o
      @user-uq4gr5nl5o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's arcane too.

    • @bipolarbear7337
      @bipolarbear7337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was Lesbomancy?

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's Arcane. As of Shadowlands, it's primarily of the Arcane Mage spec, and exclusive to the Mage class. Again, as of Shadowlands, Temporal Shield is a level 30 Arcane Mage PvP talent, and whereas the superior Alter Time is a level 19 Arcane spell, Fire and Frost get it at level 58. However, with Dragonflight bringing the Preservation Evoker and the talent re-revamp, this will, of course change. Where on the Arcane talent tree Temporal Shield is placed, I don't know. I am also uncertain of how Alter Time will be affected by the presence of extra talent trees for classes. I am assuming these spells will stay Mage or be shared with Evoker instead of being transferred to it.

    • @Chaz1871
      @Chaz1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bubbykins4864 I was making a reference to a show.

    • @fredericksacramento677
      @fredericksacramento677 ปีที่แล้ว

      Psychic powers

  • @captainglutenfree
    @captainglutenfree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Thank you , exactly.... they have strained so far away from the story and concerned themselves with “I want to switch my covenants”

    • @cosmicwonderer6269
      @cosmicwonderer6269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well when a majority of the feed back is about covenants, they aren't going to ignore it and answer other questions. Besides it's not switching covenants it's the fact that raiders heroic and up (and maybe normal) will HAVE to choose a covenant based on the ability whether they like it or not

    • @Flowerz__
      @Flowerz__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cosmicwonderer6269 that’s how the game has always been. To do the high level content you ALWAYS had to do shit that you didn’t like or necessarily want to do lol

    • @Sqied
      @Sqied 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Flowerz__ the problem is when you have certain covenant abilities that are bis for some content and some that are bis for other stuff. Not having the option of changing them in a manageable way is really fucking dumb and don't really add anything to the game.

    • @Flowerz__
      @Flowerz__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sqied I agree. But that’s new blizz, pretty much force ppl into as much grinding and time gated BS as possible to keep u playing (subbed) for as long as possible. Making the game fun is like far down on the list of their priorities and it’s been like that for a while now

    • @captainglutenfree
      @captainglutenfree 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Macca McDonald oh snap, not only do I not play WOW anymore I forgot the question...

  • @MatthewTheUntitled
    @MatthewTheUntitled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    PlatinumWoW really outdone himself with this one
    Also 6:05 no they can't, you need blood pressure for that

    • @alexander1055
      @alexander1055 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And for everything else that moves...

    • @a_blue_chicken1093
      @a_blue_chicken1093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean if the holy healing made them get taste back in their mouths, wouldnt that allow for super skilled undead priests to use the holy light to HEAL and revive their dicks?
      Like imagine shining the holy power only on the dick and making it function like a normal one. While having the light also pump the blood only for the duration of the act lol.
      This also allows for the top tier undead priests to basically have a human body. Kinda terrifying if you think about it. What if in stormwind the top teacher priests are actually undead...

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a_blue_chicken1093 They only get back the taste and smell of their rotting body. It doesn't heal them physically in positive ways

  • @gamerdad8143
    @gamerdad8143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    How magic works: You press the button and cast the spell and that’s how it’s done bois.
    The uncorrupted sucubi are in Bastion btw.
    Everyone knows Warlock players really want to play necromancers.

    • @Khadharphak
      @Khadharphak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Since when were succubi in Bastion? They're an alien raced called the Sayaad. Are you sure you're not thinking of Val'kyr and Kyrians?

    • @user-uq4gr5nl5o
      @user-uq4gr5nl5o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Platinum WoW is wrong. Some races are born as demons, like the succubus, the pit lords and the dreadlords.

    • @gamerdad8143
      @gamerdad8143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Khadharphak it’s a joke. Uncorrupted Sucubi being the blue angels lol

    • @silviafox78
      @silviafox78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think the closest we can get to Necromancer is DK... But to be honest you're right that would be flipping awesome to play as a necromancer in WoW!

    • @marazali1816
      @marazali1816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be way too hard to balance a necro class but who cares about balance anyway lol

  • @FulcrumMW
    @FulcrumMW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Hi, my name is Khadgar and I love Nord VPN" lmfao

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@midgetydeath only if you live in Nordtown.

  • @agskater1914
    @agskater1914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This Platinum video is probably my favorite, reacted to by one of my favorite streamers. Awesome

  • @kilderok
    @kilderok ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They should add groans of agony to the undead when they're healed. Probably wouldn't be distracting at all. And too much healing causes vomiting. I think that would be completely fine and lore accurate.

  • @cyberneticthezero
    @cyberneticthezero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Watching asmon at 29 is like watching the Disney Chanel at 9 it’s wholesome and everything good

    • @silviafox78
      @silviafox78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      soon you will ascend to the title of Wizard!

  • @dredgenauryx3382
    @dredgenauryx3382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me: Tears the soul from a villain and uses that power to destroy the threats to our world...
    Asmo: EEEEEVILLLL!!!
    Me: Me well yes but actually no...

    • @jozokrstanovic9040
      @jozokrstanovic9040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not evil
      Warlocks are just true Neutral Chaos unless they become evil on their own accord.

  • @gabrielm8123
    @gabrielm8123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not breaking the urn is the same as we do when we loot a unique item if you think about it, thats why it were kept

  • @adabel2526
    @adabel2526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    29:05 Okay Baldy WeirdChamp

  • @grennbalze
    @grennbalze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blink doesnt get blocked or decreased range by hitting objects or boundaries, but you can die by blinking into objects and off ledges easily

  • @chimerablack4913
    @chimerablack4913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:15 haha...this is me. First wow character back in 2006? UD Warlock...

  • @dewgaming9479
    @dewgaming9479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:31 what you mean? Thought it was normal in Classic/Vanilla WOW? I have blinked countless times under the ground and such.

  • @bmichael1165
    @bmichael1165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I knew about the goblin shamans since Cataclysm, there was a quest about the contracts they have in Deepholm. I guess Asmon doesn’t read quest text!

  • @RadarFinsR
    @RadarFinsR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The KT phylactery in vanilla is a joke about how the bosses resplendent every week.
    It even says “you know you should destroy this but someone in lights hope might pay you handsomely for it.

  • @brynotar
    @brynotar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Damn, I feel so bad for my undead priest. That guy must be having a tough time. Think ill just mercy delete him.

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is why I exclusively cast shadow spells on mine.

    • @capitaldcolon1795
      @capitaldcolon1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Undead priests Sadge

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meanwhile, Spriests: Y̵͊̉̒͜o̷̗̻͉͉̜͉̮̙̤̼̟̱̣͛́̉͐͗͐͋̏̐͊͐̀͝͝ͅu̷̬͓͔͓̭̠͇̩̱͌̓̚ͅ ̷͍̥̹͓̦͙̱̻̂͛̍̅̇̉͂͂̋̈́͂͆͗ͅa̵̛̛͖̖̯̻̎̅̃̆̃̈́̽͌͊̅ͅr̶̢͖͕̹̣̙̅ȩ̷̖̄͆̋͊̐̔̒̆̾̐́̚͠ ̸̺̘̤̪͈͔̅͒̌à̵̢̟̞̪̘̲̺̉̀̊̾͑͆̑ ̴̡̡̯̝̗̹̳̦̩̳̳͋̀͛͘̕ͅͅj̵̢̢͕̳͙̪̠̳͓͔̙̞̹͔̀̋̀̄̀̋̈͘͜o̸͓̙̩̓̈́̚͜ͅk̶̨̠̞̔̐̃̀̏͛̌͒̊͐̒̈́̽ė̷̢͖̬̠̪̞̦͖̮͓̻͎͚́̉̊̍̑͌ͅͅ ̴̜̝͗͌̇͠ͅṫ̸̙̣̖̗͚ͅơ̷̧͙̠̳̫̰͎͍̍̿͂̏̎͊̈́̍̄̏̐͝ͅ ̵̡̱͙̥̪͔̩̫͉̻̊͗̎̏̎̾̔̊͑͂̽̚̚͜ͅm̵̢̛̤̩͉̟̫̈́̏̿̆̓̎́͛̑͂̆͘̚è̷̢̙̰̱͚̭̘̫̯̀̄͗͝.̵̢̩͇̖́́̆͋̐͌͌̐͘

  • @XDarkAllNightX
    @XDarkAllNightX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    27:00 one of the most genuine "What the fuck"s I've ever heard.

  • @llabronco
    @llabronco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    **video discussing how every demon came from a previously un-corrupted form existing somewhere in the universe**
    Asmon: "Wait, where are the un-corrupted succubuses then?
    Chat: "the Just Chatting section"
    Sometimes I wish he didn't miss the pure gold chat says in response to something he's said haha

  • @awkward9661
    @awkward9661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wore all black (and still do) because it's easier to clean and it's harder to stain...

  • @ZanathKariashi
    @ZanathKariashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They were referencing all the glitches and bugs with Blink back in early wow. Since it was possible to blink into walls or under the ground and fall into the death plane...or just fall forever.

  • @muffinman2546
    @muffinman2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So the holy light spell in Warcraft 3 never damaged the health of undead, it rather demoralized them by making them smell, taste & feel themselves in a more conscience state?

  • @SuperExodian
    @SuperExodian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    in lore, almost EVERY undead priest is a shadow priest, because almost noone has the willpower to be a light wielding undead.

  • @chrismaples9392
    @chrismaples9392 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:30 the only problem with that is your using the brought up example wrong, if Blink had no cooldown, the whole 'getting stuck in the wall and suffocating' bit eould only happen to scrubs since there'd be nothing stopping them from blinking back OUT of the wall, you don't suffocate instantly.

  • @Bachiok
    @Bachiok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When Asmon said about the types of people who play Shaman’s I thought of my old Shaman friend i used to play with. Then he said “are the types of people to befriend waterfalls”. Yeahp everything checks out here, that sounds exactly like Alex. 😆😆

  • @raistlin2k3
    @raistlin2k3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    every time i watch these videos i wonder...
    how can someone who plays WoW for so long.. know so little about it the world/lore/everything o.o

    • @kilderok
      @kilderok ปีที่แล้ว

      Because he smashes and gets loot, that's it. He's stated it himself. No reading, just smash, get prizes, rinse and repeat.

  • @devlin1991
    @devlin1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Jailor is just an uber-warlock. Warlocks coup incoming.

  • @OrbitalDeathRay
    @OrbitalDeathRay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Light and The Void are basically The Force.

  • @CampaignerSC
    @CampaignerSC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    24:00 Just another "totally not a furry" moment to add to Asmon's closet list.

  • @theDemolisher13
    @theDemolisher13 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:05 to answer your question depends how much of their senses they get back from being "healed" and if they have the right members still lingering around. Else no. But let's face it the forsaken are past the point of pleasure from the flesh.

  • @theDemolisher13
    @theDemolisher13 ปีที่แล้ว

    22:00 They can also get that ich scratched if they just torture someone. So long as they're inflicting pain and suffering onto someone they'll be fine. Hmm perhaps they'd like a masochist?

  • @rampage3337
    @rampage3337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    well broxxigar was a warrior and he is probably the toughest guy in lore up to the legion xpac. he was the dude who injured sargeras

  • @draytonb.3462
    @draytonb.3462 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I still wear all black and mained a druid for a while in WotlK, DK in MoP, Warrior in woD

  • @nobli-iw4ge
    @nobli-iw4ge ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta respect asmon for watching the ads when he reacts to other TH-camrs and hypes them up

  • @patriousthefallenknight3185
    @patriousthefallenknight3185 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:40, they NEED to make that weapon for DK's

  • @austinwilburn1772
    @austinwilburn1772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a vegan warlock, I only drain soul on overgrown plant life.

    • @Verticom10
      @Verticom10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Druids hate him!"

  • @hurlinerose5380
    @hurlinerose5380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So when DKs burnt down Goldshire when that bug happened where diseases could affect same faction targets, that was lore-friendly? Nice.

  • @grunt8836
    @grunt8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im a warlock and the crystaline tears of loyalty in my inventory confirms we are evil.

  • @thenerdbeast7375
    @thenerdbeast7375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    DKs are canonically more evil than Warlocks.

    • @CampaignerSC
      @CampaignerSC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do DKs destroy souls?

    • @thenerdbeast7375
      @thenerdbeast7375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@McconneIIRet Then in Legion deliberately did shit like attack the Paladin order hall to raise Tirion, invaded the Ruby Sanctum slaughtering many red dragons and all sorts of other sus shit. They quit working for Arthas because Arthas sent them on a suicide mission to die, it had nothing to do with the morality of their actions. Learn your lore.

    • @thenerdbeast7375
      @thenerdbeast7375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CampaignerSC yes they do.

  • @fraillittlegoblin8664
    @fraillittlegoblin8664 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uncorrupted succubus are called Sayaad, if I'm not mistaken, they used to have a world on their own.

  • @Onii_Chan184
    @Onii_Chan184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the goblin probably put in something like "IF you sign this, we summon you to Azeroth- fine print, but when we do, we can exploit the living shit out of you."

  • @MichaelLD305
    @MichaelLD305 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guys if Kel Thuzad isnt rly dead and his urn or whatever is in the shadowlands and lich knights are created from liches like Kel is the boss in the trailer for shadowlands and maybe the final boss of the expansion Kel ?

  • @nwcustomdecals
    @nwcustomdecals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One time I blinked through the floor plain and fell to my death

  • @doomlordkazzak1177
    @doomlordkazzak1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Asmongold: *Says anything *
    Chat: TRUE!

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having sentient zombies in your fantasy world is always gonna raise some awkward questions. "Can they jerk off" is as good as any.

  • @FueganTV
    @FueganTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:14 Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin

  • @gravesaturn
    @gravesaturn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    so Death Knights are just World Eaters

    • @FrosenHell
      @FrosenHell 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blood Angels

  • @Swedlander
    @Swedlander ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty sure that before the universe “existed” there was only an ocean of light. The a speck of void sparked and began consuming the light. Not sure how the void got it’s own parallel universe though 🤔

  • @Georelic35
    @Georelic35 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:58 Asmongold, sometimes there are questions which really does NOT need asking.

  • @mustardeetee
    @mustardeetee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Warlocks are pretty much Kirin Tor rejects who did not want to study in order to harness the power of the arcane, so after they got kicked out from Dalaran they turned emo and started begging demons to do their work for them. -Totally not a mage main.

  • @redjoker365
    @redjoker365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    They did put mage screw-ups in the game, that's why tauren don't have mages anymore, they blinked off the edge of Thunder Bluff

  • @BarbokVA
    @BarbokVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I will never get enough of creative ads

  • @rufenas123
    @rufenas123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Undead in the wow universe are more like mutants than zombies. They do eat, breath (they even wear gas masks in northrend when handling the blight), have a digestive system, has a nerve system (they can feel pain) and otherwise their body still functions in some kind of manner. There are lots of undead who are wholy intact. Whetver they have bloodflow or how does it work isnt specifed. But they cannot reproduce so their reproductive elements should not work. So to answer your question, undeads are unlikely to be able to masturbate. But maybe healing themselves with holy light they might feel something, if that is they have bloodflow to begin with

  • @Maethendias
    @Maethendias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:00 asking the real questions lol

  • @jaryd123456
    @jaryd123456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Take a drink every time Asmon moves his eyebrows.

    • @69Kazeshini
      @69Kazeshini 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You want us to die

  • @YognautDeath
    @YognautDeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    TBH that video made me re-think all the people wanting Necromancers since it's clearly separate from Fel/Warlock entirely. I always thought adding Necro was stupid because we had locks, but I think it'd be pretty fitting due to that. Though we have Death Knight fitting the undead niche, but still.

    • @Darkraggs
      @Darkraggs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly Necromancer would probably play like Warlock with the Frost Mage spec instead of Destruction, and switch the Affliction curses to being diseases.

  • @Zabuza0214
    @Zabuza0214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "The goblins are like..."
    Yeah, we know how that sentence ends

  • @fetamean
    @fetamean 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I also agree with the april fool's joke of adding in no blink cooldown but you can easily blink into walls or terrain. That would be dope.

  • @Lupinemancer87
    @Lupinemancer87 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "...you can't have Fantasy without MAGIC!"
    Lord of the Rings will disagree.

    • @Manxkaffee
      @Manxkaffee ปีที่แล้ว

      How is Lord of the Rings not full of magic? It is not that much about casting fireballs, but there is still a ton of magic.

  • @kurtslavain
    @kurtslavain 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why assume demons are evil and what is a warlock only uses bad people's souls? By lore, some mages become warlocks in order to combat evil with it's own power...so not all warlocks are evil by nature. They just usually go mad if their will is not strong enough.
    .
    Also metalheads play warlocks. We like wearing black but that's not necessarily always.

  • @WeedStriker
    @WeedStriker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Are wizards without magic just nerds? Sorry this was a weird question

    • @Okay-vz3qw
      @Okay-vz3qw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Weed Striker are women without right just women? Theres your answer

    • @SomethingLog
      @SomethingLog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      even with magic

    • @Dragonfire2505
      @Dragonfire2505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not nerds. But smart people.

    • @SomethingLog
      @SomethingLog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Dragonfire2505 sounds like something a nerd would say

    • @CrystalPrelude
      @CrystalPrelude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They'd be like scholars, or professors, et cetera. They have high amounts of knowledge when it comes to magic, they just don't have the talent.

  • @pavelpulkkinen9646
    @pavelpulkkinen9646 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes warriors are seen as guys who rely on mages to do a really big spell until you realize that sargeras is a warrior

  • @cryptocryptid
    @cryptocryptid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What if you pull it off?" - Asmongold 6:14

  • @vampocalpyse
    @vampocalpyse 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    there is a quest in deepholm all about an elemental who broke contract. spoiler, you kill it.

  • @bb3xhrhj
    @bb3xhrhj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    68 percopper discount on layline protection?? poggers

  • @Thypo1
    @Thypo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    FYI the first Deathknights were build by Gul'Dan

    • @vahidmoosavian6313
      @vahidmoosavian6313 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those were different DKs, as was explained in the lore. They had the ghost of an Orc warlock possessing a dead human body, but Lich King's DK had their own spirits trapped in their own bodies as they were raised into undead.

  • @wattmild7669
    @wattmild7669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    People say there's no bloodflow, but obviously don't know what rigor mortis is...totally possible. Just saying

  • @spectator3272
    @spectator3272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A deathly drinking game:
    Take a shot every time Asmongold raises his eyebrows

  • @damonsmith1414
    @damonsmith1414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree with alot, and he is kinda right about warrios in most of it, BUT, THRALL AND GROM HELLSCREAM WERE WARRIORS, AND THEY BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA MANNOROTH, THAT WAS IMPORTANT, too bad blizzard doesn't give their warriors as much recognition anymore ):

    • @capitaldcolon1795
      @capitaldcolon1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Varian PepeHands
      My inner WoW spirit. What a Sadge moment to not have him around anymore.. I visit the monument and his grave on my warrior like every other week and /salute /kneel

  • @xpym1337
    @xpym1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow i bever realised how much props you guys give to people in description! Linkinging that nordvpn ad is a huge win for nord vpn :D

  • @miroslavterzin5117
    @miroslavterzin5117 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:55 so Asmon is just pulling on his hamster when hes doing it lol

  • @2Thegallows
    @2Thegallows 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    personal attack, i mained a warlock from vanilla till bfa, and I wore all black in highschool...lol

  • @Cinomod6066
    @Cinomod6066 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I re rolled a dk in wrath from warrior never looked back lol

  • @iLlamas1
    @iLlamas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Warlock is chaotic neutral Asmon, whilst they use evil things they also do good things. A warlock that killed and sucked the soul of 2000 people also saved azeroth from the Legion.

    • @kilderok
      @kilderok ปีที่แล้ว

      Evil can still do good occasionally. I'd still consider soul sucking 2 grand people pretty evil, even if they helped save the world. They didn't outright save it, they HELPED save it. We'd still consider Hitler evil if he saved the world after killing 6 million plus.

  • @screachingmo
    @screachingmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you cant die as a DK you rage at everyone else when they die.

  • @kyanitekirin5178
    @kyanitekirin5178 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Feeling bad playing an Undead Holy Priest right about now... >->

  • @Zull2Zod
    @Zull2Zod 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Necromancers summon undead warlocks uses unholy spells

  • @A7XSniper21
    @A7XSniper21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope they give prot warriors a few more buffs.

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait, warriors are footnotes? Uh, let's see...
    Saurfang, Garrosh, YOU'RE TECHNICALLY IN THE GAME, uh... let's see... there's the first human king that was a warrior, then all his subsequent heirs from of Stromgarde / the Alteraci tribe's heirs were huge warriors of note. Hrm.
    Also, you're kinda right about people being able to tell what you play by looking at you. People know I love paladins, rogues and DKs all because I liked badass armor and had an anime thing, which made me play rogues because... shadow clone joke.
    The paladin though was just because I liked playing a " Holier than thou " warrior, basically. Plus I played Frost DK in WoD and that was just funny. Ten people on you in that one big battleground I've already forgotten the name of, you get given the relic by your team and you're just yanking their healers to you and killing them with one oblit and a frost strike follow-up. It was terrifying seeing a frost DK run at you as a giant with the relic above you. Even moreso if they did what I did and just went around getting all the buffs, then terrorizing groups of ten or so Alliance farming stuff.
    Then I played a fury warrior and went " Look how they massacred my boy. ". ... Changed to arms though and immediately found being able to smash five buttons to win just as glorious. Or when my RP guild hated my DPS shieldman blackrock orc guy because he had a huge fucking ego and was all " BREAK YOURSELF ON THE HIDE OF A TRUE BLACKROCK ORC. " when in duels.

  • @eremesguile9036
    @eremesguile9036 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:11 Yes.

  • @user-qn7ty8ig7s
    @user-qn7ty8ig7s 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you think about it. The paladin power just makes Arthas more right in Stratholm because he still had his power before, during and after. Jainna and Uther are bitches dude.

    • @Ithrial420
      @Ithrial420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What World of Warcraft have you been playing dude the light literally abandons arthas during stratholme

  • @RogueBulb
    @RogueBulb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:50 they should do this for april fools

  • @cripplinganimedepression9902
    @cripplinganimedepression9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So if you had a choice between being Warlock irl, or being Death Knight, what would you choose?

    • @kilderok
      @kilderok ปีที่แล้ว

      Miiight get away with shit longer as Warlock.

  • @jrbaxterstockman548
    @jrbaxterstockman548 ปีที่แล้ว

    Talking about the whole degradation thing doesn't make sense from Dranei to broken like Akama. It didn't. Originally, Akama and similar and the more corrupted were the only dranei seen in warcraft lore. It wasn't until the team decided they need a way to have dranei as a playable race that they had to retcon the blue tentacly goat aliens into the picture. Sure there was implications that the broken started as something different, but we only had erradar, and that.

  • @AmitCinematicUniverse
    @AmitCinematicUniverse 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:01 I think they can, but it can't be as enjoyable.

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And then asmond thinks out loud, *"BUT WHAT IF YOU PULL IT TO HARD AND RIP IF OFF??"*
      I SCREECHED IN HORROR THINKING ABOUT THAT 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @AmitCinematicUniverse
      @AmitCinematicUniverse 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thelordofthelostbraincells
      It is also possible that you lose the desire to do so entirely.
      Did Sylvanas have any known sexual desires after dying?

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AmitCinematicUniverse ok, but what if you get a front wedgie and you pull your meat when you pull the wedgie?

    • @AmitCinematicUniverse
      @AmitCinematicUniverse 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thelordofthelostbraincells
      I don't know.