r/Maliciouscompliance Teacher Humiliates Hyper-Karen!

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  • @Kipli83
    @Kipli83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8827

    Your drink sounds like my favorite drink. Boathouse vanilla chai, addictively good!

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3178

      YES!
      This is actually the one
      OMG its good

    • @DanielCollins85
      @DanielCollins85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Baja Blast from Taco Bell was my favorite drink. I'm an American who moved to Canada. In Canada the Taco Bells don't carry Baja Blast, so when we would go to the US to visit my family it was a special treat. Just recently they started selling it in stores and it's been a dream come true.

    • @kat4827
      @kat4827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I’m gonna try and find this but I live in Canada so I’m not sure if they’re sold here

    • @buggyhuman
      @buggyhuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hmm, sounds good, too bad I don't think they sell where I live. (I live in Washington)

    • @rowdy6274
      @rowdy6274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kat4827 order it in bulk? That's what I do in cases like that

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +8815

    I don't usually do stories from my personal life.
    More of these?

    • @shaylawilliams9610
      @shaylawilliams9610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Yesss

    • @bov4617
      @bov4617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Yes please

    • @darcksage1
      @darcksage1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      If you have more wholesome stories like that yeah!

    • @rikukiato1403
      @rikukiato1403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      yes

    • @hugotussin
      @hugotussin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yea boiiii

  • @cronical246
    @cronical246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2314

    "Get me a room even if the hotel is full"
    "yeah totally, I'll just get my tools and start building one now, genius"

    • @louismasters9299
      @louismasters9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      "Ah yes. Allow me to just press the ever so convenient 'create a room on demand' button that I have here at all times. My apologies, sir."

    • @personexisting123
      @personexisting123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Inge Hansen your useless

    • @gksarina
      @gksarina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hotel tycoon

    • @vewayy
      @vewayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fking kick out a person on holiday like tf

    • @vewayy
      @vewayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Inge Hansen why did you feel the need to post such a sh**ty reply

  • @Feytouched.Locket
    @Feytouched.Locket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5573

    “Did anyone picture Piccolo from DBZ?” *Me, picturing an anthropomorphic musical instrument*

    • @elvinlight7853
      @elvinlight7853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol

    • @lalaoooohh439
      @lalaoooohh439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂😂

    • @rakiskaaruna6605
      @rakiskaaruna6605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      whoever ruins the 69 likes is gay so no one can do it

    • @reginlief1
      @reginlief1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zabuza Momochi oops it’s ok I took it back

    • @0marschall16
      @0marschall16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Locket Angel *me picturing Pinocchio*

  • @Slipknotyk06
    @Slipknotyk06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    "Why did you give them the executive suite and not us?"
    "Sir, they actually treated me like a human being, and I complied with your request. If you wouldn't have cut me off, you would've gotten it, but your attitude cost you the upgrade."

    • @thesecondyt1554
      @thesecondyt1554 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right people are dum as f

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/buttholetax and r/maliciouscompliance rolled into one

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 ปีที่แล้ว

      Allow me to add "Eat shit, Satan!"

  • @shrimpramen5055
    @shrimpramen5055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    2:29 DO YOUR JOB AND PRESS THE BUTTON!
    Presses the security button

  • @samyork7409
    @samyork7409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    The girl from the hotel is a f***ing legend

  • @IsomerMashups
    @IsomerMashups 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1637

    I like how the ice cream story had a happy ending and he admitted he was wrong. It's so much better than the angry ones.

    • @nousername191
      @nousername191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I love how the husband goes "Alright, you got me. That's fair"

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That's how you know they were meant to be.

    • @rpgeezplayz9089
      @rpgeezplayz9089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Wholesome stories are really nice to watch and listen to

    • @wind-born2581
      @wind-born2581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      There needs to be a WholesomeRevenge Reddit, just saying.

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wind-Born aww 🥺

  • @Momo_Kawashima
    @Momo_Kawashima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Fun fact: piccolo in italian means small. I am imagining a dwarf carrying their giant luggages all by himself

    • @L1K34PR0
      @L1K34PR0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Fuck now i imagine butler mario

    • @silky0439
      @silky0439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@L1K34PR0 ROFL!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @octoriiiii
      @octoriiiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am know thinking of Dopey carrying luggages and dressed as a bellhop

    • @Vendelboe64
      @Vendelboe64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Piccolo is also the same as a bellboy

    • @catrixita4229
      @catrixita4229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah,i'm italian and i didn't get when they call him "piccolo"

  • @Emmic-wh4yr
    @Emmic-wh4yr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    "Two double beds, or is that too difficult for you?"
    Me: "SIR, you need to listen, or is that too difficult for you?"

    • @vewayy
      @vewayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤔

    • @thebetaman
      @thebetaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😑

    • @mickie0833
      @mickie0833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When the dude said “you must be mentally slow” I was like “SIR! Your the mentally slow one! Can’t you see she’s trying to help! And trying to talk with you about the arrangements but your not listening!

  • @GloriousZote
    @GloriousZote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3471

    So lemme get this straight, you have a drink that's really rare and you really like, and you only buy ONE bottle? Stock up on it dammit

    • @pyromanvideo
      @pyromanvideo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      That's exactly what i thought 😂

    • @Shikaschima
      @Shikaschima 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@trashtoto look at it this way. You never have to buy diet coke again. Less to carry.

    • @corytheodst5260
      @corytheodst5260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lillian Wood the fuck is Diet Coke lime?

    • @cubix6495
      @cubix6495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Well stock up yh but also get your phone out and take a photo of drink with its name. It is quite obvious lol.
      Edit :you take the name so that you can find the recipe for it later if you can't find it.

    • @kazekage3349
      @kazekage3349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I was going to say that as well like why would you not get multiple if it is hard to find and you really like it.

  • @brandonticas4049
    @brandonticas4049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3342

    When you steal your own drink.
    *Surprised Pikachu Face*

  • @flowerjpotter1629
    @flowerjpotter1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "Business as usual" in the UK often is said sarcastically, when things just carry regardless of whatever the situation is, and it doesn't always mean business, it just whatever carrys on.

    • @silky0439
      @silky0439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Interesting. Business as usual in the States means, nothing out of the ordinary. If you work a 9 - 5 with/without problems, you do it. Go home for the weekend, come back Monday. If they're "Foreseeable problems" you go on call. THAT is Business as usual. However, if it is UNFORSEEN, Time and a half up to double Time and a half can be made depending on the specialty. I hope I cleared it up a bit. It also depends on the company structure but compensation is required By Law.

    • @wiihesmallboi1575
      @wiihesmallboi1575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ye sometimes my parents yous it to say. so if my chores are from 8-5 on weekends then my mum asks me to do a chore at8:30 then it's an easy chore like my chores as usual or BAU.

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Business as usual" does it meant SNAFU?
      Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

    • @flowerjpotter1629
      @flowerjpotter1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silky0439
      Thanks for explaining.

    • @flowerjpotter1629
      @flowerjpotter1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@erichanastacio9695
      You made me laugh there.

  • @justsomeguywithabeardx
    @justsomeguywithabeardx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Piccolo:*Takes OP's bag* *Chucks it at OP's head*.
    Piccolo: "DOOOOOOODGE!!!!!!!".

    • @mistaisnotamused3285
      @mistaisnotamused3285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

    • @jonathonantonides8391
      @jonathonantonides8391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes truly a man of culture here

    • @connor8181
      @connor8181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember your icon is from fairy tail but I forget his name

    • @comradekitty3759
      @comradekitty3759 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love it

    • @Goabnb94
      @Goabnb94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't follow with your eyes. Sense their energies!

  • @rift3068
    @rift3068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Man: GIVE ME THE EMPEROR SUI-
    Piccolo: *smacks him over the head with a suitcase* *WHY DIDNT YOU DODGE*

    • @jonathonantonides8391
      @jonathonantonides8391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Piccolo: DOOOOOOODGE!!!!!!!

    • @KenderGuy
      @KenderGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      gonna be honest, this was way funnier than him saying "piccolo from Dragon Ball Z"

    • @arthurroyal8909
      @arthurroyal8909 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so would be piccolo's way to handle him

  • @Yuritsissymaid
    @Yuritsissymaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    “Give my kid an A.”
    Draws a picture of a “A”
    Here is your A

    • @dnddude9652
      @dnddude9652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Or just use the sound of an A
      Ayyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @gladosgeneticlifeformanddi1819
      @gladosgeneticlifeformanddi1819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@chickenthecannibal7344 Aaaaaaaaaaa-

    • @BaneZ42
      @BaneZ42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • @Jojosthabestz
      @Jojosthabestz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chicken The Cannibal With Internet Access 👉😎👉 *AAAAYYYYEE*

    • @ameliao2380
      @ameliao2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait... how do you draw a picture of an A..

  • @jordanhasch2544
    @jordanhasch2544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    The ice cream story is both cute and funny. Sounds like the hubby got his "just desserts". OK...I'll see myself out.

  • @cocolarge4305
    @cocolarge4305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    Mob: gets angry
    Desk lady: piccolo would you please?
    Piccolo: HELLZONE GRENADE!!!!!

    • @335chr
      @335chr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Oh man it even has a cool name

    • @vastholosgaming6632
      @vastholosgaming6632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don’t know why i imaged this

    • @mckaleighwatson3942
      @mckaleighwatson3942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG I told my brother about this, he's a huge fan, and he got so happy. He found it hilarious.

    • @TheLocalAngryKid
      @TheLocalAngryKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nail: Okay any las last ditch efforts
      Piccolo: yeah "NAIL GUN!"

    • @snarfymcsnarfface2323
      @snarfymcsnarfface2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of antioch

  • @Laura-ui9rt
    @Laura-ui9rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    That icecream one was actually a nice ending for once.

    • @tuesdaywithanh
      @tuesdaywithanh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah, I really appreciated the wholesome ending

    • @vewayy
      @vewayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      waiittt, halfway through- i’ll edit it once i understand everything
      Edit: @Sonysangalang reminded me, yes i understand now, i thought that you meant the ice cream one was at the end, it is a nice ending though lol

    • @sonysangalang
      @sonysangalang 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vewayy You Done?

    • @MidnightStalkins
      @MidnightStalkins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vewayy why do you have to be so exaggerative about it. Just wait until you watch the video and then comment?annoying asf

    • @jickboi308
      @jickboi308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FlamingWolf7492 6Kush6King6 why does it matter what they do? It’s not gonna kill you will it? But if it does obviously not much is lost

  • @themimikyureturns4758
    @themimikyureturns4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Piccolo:Geez How much does your bag weigh!!!!???
    Me:*Glint in eyes* OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
    Piccolo:..... God damnit

    • @me0101001000
      @me0101001000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I can just imagine him grumbling under his breath. Not out of tiredness, but frustration.

    • @dendeboi
      @dendeboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why do i have the feeling that Chi-Chi was the chef, Krillin is the doctor at the nearest clinic just throwing senzu beans at people, Goku and Vegeta being personal trainers for the nearest gym, and Goten and Trunks being travel guides.

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Super Kami Dende
      This is Gold.

    • @dendeboi
      @dendeboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@wannabehistorian371 Thanks it popped into my head and i thought that was most likely the case

    • @themimikyureturns4758
      @themimikyureturns4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Man dragon Ball really went downhill fast

  • @SewardWriter
    @SewardWriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Piccolo" is a European term for a bellhop.

  • @vally3821
    @vally3821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    6:30 - i imagined a literal piccolo instrument carrying their bags into the elevator

    • @brycemw
      @brycemw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      exotic . tt I play the piccolo so I imagined the same thing

    • @Atlasthepenguin
      @Atlasthepenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I imagined Piccolo from Paper Mario (A flying note) Carrying the bags

    • @satellitestargazer2770
      @satellitestargazer2770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @natalieeuley1734
      @natalieeuley1734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I imagined someone playing a piccolo escorting them

    • @lonelylover17
      @lonelylover17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same kinda......... i imagined a flying piccolo with the things on it just..... flying over to the elevator idk i have a fucked up mind also i kinda play the piccolo but in larged(i play the flute)

  • @quetzalcoatlqqqqqqqq
    @quetzalcoatlqqqqqqqq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1854

    In several European languages picolo is the word for a bellhop/porter. The DBZ version is more funny though...

    • @cmm3699
      @cmm3699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Geert Hoeks I assumed as much

    • @azulspirit1385
      @azulspirit1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@cmm3699 i also assumed dbz piccolo was funnier

    • @queenviren
      @queenviren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Geert Hoeks I was thinking about the damn instrument

    • @michaelwautraets7126
      @michaelwautraets7126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Here in Belgium, a picolo can be a type of bread bun, a belhop/porter and a flute.

    • @deeplyblue7299
      @deeplyblue7299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was Denmark

  • @Gaish89
    @Gaish89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    As a former Hotel employee, I have done this exact thing. And it feels soooooo good to do this to a horrible guest

    • @garbotoxins840
      @garbotoxins840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a former Piccolo, I have fused many beings into myself to increase my power level

  • @kokotree9226
    @kokotree9226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    The husband and wife thing was the most wholesome malicious complaints

    • @siennaq5553
      @siennaq5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lime juice and correct it

  • @moonlord4439
    @moonlord4439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Piccolo: i dont have time for this...
    **carries bags while grumbling**

    • @fusionforceproductions1725
      @fusionforceproductions1725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Piccolo: I used to be a Z- Fighter and now I'm stuck here...
      *grumbles to himself in the elevator*

    • @darrylhamlin7475
      @darrylhamlin7475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      DODGE!

    • @RodentSpawn
      @RodentSpawn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@darrylhamlin7475 (gohan rolling dodge)well... he could be dodging better

    • @williammartinez276
      @williammartinez276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @lost8819
      @lost8819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Piccolo: I used to fight someone who destroyed my planet...
      Also Piccolo: *Stomps onto the elevator and grumbles*

  • @indingenous5704
    @indingenous5704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Area 51: doesnt let kid in
    Karen: let me get... a manager

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haven't we already had Karen vs NCO? Didn't end well for the Karen.

    • @Saikoes
      @Saikoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Area 51 guard: Shooting at a Kyle
      Karen: Ahem, why are you shooting at him and not at my child?

    • @sosdeadly1xbox778
      @sosdeadly1xbox778 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soilder:Well if he wants to go in he needs a coffin

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alyssalouard8549 MegaKaren vs infantry NCO. Could be interesting.

    • @charadremurr2365
      @charadremurr2365 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Area 51: *shoots Karen until her body is no more*
      Karen: (as a ghost) HOW DARE YOU KILL ME!!
      Area 51: *uses a weapon like the ghost busters to capture the Karen then throws it in the maximum security area*
      Another Karen: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
      Rinse and repeat

  • @chelle1699
    @chelle1699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Imagine Piccolo throwing your bags at you while yelling 'DOOOOOOOODGE!'

    • @bbobbers
      @bbobbers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hakai lol

    • @ScyutsBlckCloud
      @ScyutsBlckCloud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hakai I'd get hit like Kid Gohan

    • @rickvrieling
      @rickvrieling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not a translation error. Piccolo means Hotel porter/Bellhop/Bell boy in dutch. So he just used that.
      nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piccolo_(hotelbediende)
      The more you know.

    • @mandast7455
      @mandast7455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not that complex

    • @ariannewingard1660
      @ariannewingard1660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rickvrieling It's something that We could have figured out,But, it's funnier to imagine the Dbz Piccolo as a bellhop.

  • @apollothehealinghunter5328
    @apollothehealinghunter5328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    When they said piccolo i just imagined a small wood wind instrument pulling luggage behind him haha

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too that was funny

    • @trituchi8150
      @trituchi8150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      heck I play the piccolo lol

    • @rainer999
      @rainer999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was DBZ piccolo lolz

    • @brianharvey2847
      @brianharvey2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I imagined a tall green alien wearing a cape casually pulling his luggage while flying

    • @rainer999
      @rainer999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brianharvey2847 lol

  • @neferacronia6798
    @neferacronia6798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    I was so terrified that the ice cream story was gonna end badly that my heart fell as she was walking to her s/o but thank goodness those two really understand each other

    • @doso4782
      @doso4782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yea! Really nice of the lady to make the ice cream, and very nice of the man to admit his mistake and improve himself.

    • @MikayaAkyo
      @MikayaAkyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That is what i call good chemistry. Being able to pull these kind of things without it becoming sour.
      I'm really glad i can pull these kind of things with my GF too when one of us is being lazy and we punish each other for it (Altho in our case it's mostly either of us asking something which could've been really easy for us to just slap into google ourselves and the other one responding with a "Let me google that for you" link that searches for the asked thing.)

    • @guillermorelobalopez7553
      @guillermorelobalopez7553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A great story of a couple overcoming centuries of sexist education together.

    • @waynequach1898
      @waynequach1898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same thought the dude was gonna throw a fucking tantrum

    • @masonthomas2583
      @masonthomas2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Came to watch malicious compliance acted upon entitled assholes & psychotic Karens. Gets that pile of warm wholesomeness.
      Me: A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one-

  • @iamnotpasta4408
    @iamnotpasta4408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    him laughing before he gets to the funny part is such a mood

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    The icecream story, cute. Good that he didn't react in a bad way and actually acknowledged he was in the wrong.

    • @BadassRandomness
      @BadassRandomness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah that made me happy haha

    • @jamessissem7319
      @jamessissem7319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You go gitl,the spoon of icecream was fing brillant!!!LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jenicdarling9690
      @jenicdarling9690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah i imagined her trying not to smile or giggle while making it and serving it to him. But hey him being lazy worked out for the best cause she said now he started to do more like treat and do stuff for her too.

  • @Caharadras
    @Caharadras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The story about his wife and the drink was soo adorable! I happily laughed out loud in the bus

  • @jonathanv8908
    @jonathanv8908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    When r slash tells his own story it sounds like someone esles story and I'm expecting text.

  • @justbpostin
    @justbpostin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    Piccolo(Noun)
    : A waiter's assistant in a hotel or restaurant.

    • @AWhale.
      @AWhale. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thank you boomer

    • @progressjournal
      @progressjournal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ahh, thanks, makes more sense

    • @Dosoup
      @Dosoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mr. Llama Man go to sleep

    • @dbyfitness2939
      @dbyfitness2939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Piccolo (noun):big green slugman

    • @adiarainfoster
      @adiarainfoster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@AWhale. Wow, ok so, if knowing information you don't know or at least having the intelligence to look up information and become informed makes a person come from the Baby Boomer generation, does that mean you are less than intelligent along with the rest of the younger generations like the ones you and I belong to? I mean by your definition, calling him that for having actual true information is basically saying they are smarter than us younger people lol. That makes me sad to be younger than the boomers. lol

  • @thephoenixking699
    @thephoenixking699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    They should have called it "the lobby-mobby."

    • @MinatheRaichu
      @MinatheRaichu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No mobbing in my lobby!

    • @ryeguy0508
      @ryeguy0508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what I was thinking!

    • @Clangdon0148
      @Clangdon0148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or the mobby-lobby

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MinatheRaichu I appreciate your nostalgic references

    • @actualbatman6330
      @actualbatman6330 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh fuck that's clever

  • @Nicooriia
    @Nicooriia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Piccolo is also "small" in italian, or a very small wind instrument, so it left me wondering what OP meant by piccolo, now I can't unsee dbz, or a tiny person holding luggage.

    • @BartManNL
      @BartManNL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Piccolo is the Bellhop.

    • @hannahquintua
      @hannahquintua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye

    • @disrespect9376
      @disrespect9376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just imagine piccolo in a tux with white gloves and one of those valet hats

    • @Thomasg1404
      @Thomasg1404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No that German for a small Bottle of Champagne or we call it "Sekt"

  • @ashleyoliva7588
    @ashleyoliva7588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    I love how he breaks into laughter while reading and has to repeat himself. You can tell hes reading these with us and enjoying it just as much. So wholesome!

    • @AgentForeverSus
      @AgentForeverSus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      100th like and r/wholesom

    • @eduardpeeterlemming
      @eduardpeeterlemming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Him being not able to read normally while laughing is amazing part of video

  • @sleepdeprived_inc.
    @sleepdeprived_inc. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT R/SLASH’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER!?!

    • @danajohnson6273
      @danajohnson6273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I thought the same thing! Like, he's got an SO? Of course cuz he's awesome, and just never mentioned her. So now we know. 😁

    • @remy5347
      @remy5347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@danajohnson6273 or him

    • @MarbeenieGames
      @MarbeenieGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@remy5347 r/slash clearly used the she/her pronouns, not sure why'd you say "or he" 🤔

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@MarbeenieGames Probably because we're dealing with one of those people who has some weird obsession with everyone being gay

    • @BadSageAdvice
      @BadSageAdvice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Meerkat More everyone deserves to be a little gay. Happiness is better.

  • @williamwinder3466
    @williamwinder3466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    The first one
    A: it pays to be polite
    B: I would have canceled all their reservations

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pretty sure she's not allowed to do B

    • @isuapig6705
      @isuapig6705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She’s not allowed to do B unless she is the manager and even then you would need to speak to the head of the company for such large group of people. Thinking a few were doubles and a few were singles that would be about 2k for such a large franchise it’s still much even for how big the company is.
      Edit:I used to work there

    • @NaxDucky
      @NaxDucky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would have killed one maybe 2

    • @shadowpumpkin8019
      @shadowpumpkin8019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would have called thee police for an angry mob in the lobby

    • @jacleesx2022
      @jacleesx2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@isuapig6705 glad I work for a different chain. I have have given groups the boot for being rude. While we do adhere to brand standards our individual property Owner and GM have given us instruction that we do not have to tolerate verbal abuse.

  • @flixxil
    @flixxil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    that ice cream story was great, the dude seems hella cool. Being able to recognize and laugh about it, then fix himself up stuff without getting angry or other bs

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    "Boliday Finn"
    Genius! No one will be suspect

    • @mynintendogamingfeed5208
      @mynintendogamingfeed5208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nope. It's Holiday Inn. I can tell from the rhymes.

    • @rowanmulligan5512
      @rowanmulligan5512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@mynintendogamingfeed5208 r/wooooosh

    • @ZeldaLord1
      @ZeldaLord1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My Nintendo Gaming Feed who could not tell

    • @aqibimran1131
      @aqibimran1131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rowan Mulligan you got whooshed he’s clearly joking lol

    • @Xynful
      @Xynful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aqibimran1131 True xD

  • @zertexxa890
    @zertexxa890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    R/ significant other: takes drink
    R/: you've been bamboozled

    • @danieldelanoche2015
      @danieldelanoche2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol yep. Congratulations, you played yourself

    • @Kennyl.s
      @Kennyl.s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rSlash*

    • @luftwaffebomber1340
      @luftwaffebomber1340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’ve been hit by
      You’ve been struck by
      A smooth Redditor

  • @maddisonsullivan5806
    @maddisonsullivan5806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    You know, I ALSO work in a
    “Boliday Finn”.
    A Boliday Finn-Express, actually.
    This sounds really accurate, people treat hotel employees like dog shit and we have to get back at them in creative ways

    • @cheaterturorial7745
      @cheaterturorial7745 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeh

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I worked as a waitress and bartender at a big hotel in LA. Some people were really nice, but some I wouldn’t have spit on if they were on fire! Having been in the service industry many years I go out of my way to treat all service people with great appreciation and kindness. Occasionally I meet someone I want to inform that they should be doing something entirely different. But I never have.

  • @itzmiro4573
    @itzmiro4573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Girl: You can have 4 sized bed
    Girl: Waves bye bye*
    Men: :/
    Also men : I WANT IT!!!!
    The guy who got it: Hmmm neat

  • @TheMartian11
    @TheMartian11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1552

    Kids,don't do drugs or you'll become the same like the thumbnail.

    • @nonameprivileges5461
      @nonameprivileges5461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I dont know which person you are talking about,but i agree

    • @Jesushchrist401
      @Jesushchrist401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😱 i didn’t know, i’m going to stop taking crystal meth

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The thumbnail look fun...

    • @apollo6718
      @apollo6718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don’t bully her we don’t know that she is a karen

    • @Tobillama
      @Tobillama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The guy in the thumbnail looks like he has no soul left

  • @chrisraab8218
    @chrisraab8218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    RSlash: “Did anyone else imagine piccolo angrily carrying there bags?”
    Me: “YES!!!”

    • @dominickbenincasa5043
      @dominickbenincasa5043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chris Raab- I did too

    • @trafulgerlaw3332
      @trafulgerlaw3332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @SophieFox947
      @SophieFox947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Now correct me if I'm actually wrong, but isn't "Piccolo" the name of the job of the "bag-carriers"
      I'm pretty sure it just isn't known by most people, and that's why people are confused...

    • @Activepothead
      @Activepothead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SophieFox947 You're not wrong mate

    • @sketchmaster8949
      @sketchmaster8949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did to, except I didn't know how to spell piccolo since I haven't watched it in so long, only a few of the newer episodes and Dragon Ball Z.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    However, re-arrange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"... Maybe that's why Hyper-Karen came along.

  • @QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse
    @QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Weirdest thing for me when I started teaching was how the parents deferred to me asked me questions about how to handle issues with their kids. I had a moment of “you should probably ask an adult…. oh my god… I’M the responsible adult 😐”

    • @CourierDan
      @CourierDan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "You need an adult."
      "You ARE an adult!"

    • @isaackinsley1662
      @isaackinsley1662 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@CourierDan I need an adultier adult!

    • @thatonewitch
      @thatonewitch หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hi I'd like to order a competent adult without the trauma /j

  • @kwolfhaugen
    @kwolfhaugen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    @rSlash: Regarding the BAU:
    "Business as usual" when on a fixed salary means in this case that you are responsible for the workload that comes in regardless of what time it is. If you're on call, it's expected you fill your duty even if it's not during your regular hours. Normally though, you'll be compensated for it in extra time off since most of these contracts specifies a certain number of hours . Albeit not in this case apparently. Hope this helps.

    • @eldupont3095
      @eldupont3095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So, for example, if you are a salesman, and someone calls you up wanting to buy from the company, you're supposed to go through the process of selling to them, even though you're off the clock? I think that would be called "on call" in America....though "on call" is usually reserved for emergencies; I've never heard of anyone being on call for regular business stuff. How interesting!

    • @kwolfhaugen
      @kwolfhaugen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@eldupont3095 Yea, kinda like that. In my experience it was a thing in the elevator business in case people got stuck in elevators. You'd have a service agent "on call" but if said person had to get up in the middle of the night, it'd still be a part of the job description, so nothing added to their wages. They'd still write down the hours for this and be granted extra vacation days if the hour count exceeded 6 hours. (1 day per 6 hour "on call"-time.

    • @KevinNott
      @KevinNott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I work at an IT support/private cloud hosting company (in America) and it seems very similar to the OP's situation. Our staff that handles infrastructure (servers/networks) are salary employees who contractually work a minimum of 40 hours per week -- key word minimum. That's typically 8 hours in the office during normal work hours, but if there is a critical issue in a sector which you're responsible for then your job is to fix it, after hours or not (it will be worse in the morning if you don't). Off hour work is pretty common when you're dealing with potential downtime on critical systems, too. That said, it's pretty common for engineers who have already hit their 40 hours to leave early as long as they don't have any prior obligations -- the stress and inherent chaos actually results in pretty flexible hours.
      I sympathize with the OP in regard to the excessive off hours work if they weren't able to check out early or take time off in exchange, but in my opinion their manager made a mistake agreeing to give advance notice, since they should know emergencies rarely give such a courtesy. We do have "on watch" and "on call" schedules where you are given advance notice, but to my company "business as usual" would basically mean "make sure your stuff keeps working". If something is bad enough that I get a call at 9:30 pm when I'm out having drinks with friends then you can believe I'm pulling out a laptop and working from the bar.

    • @pir8lifeforme
      @pir8lifeforme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In the USA it is fairly common for employment to be salaried at 40 hours, but expectation is to work more than that when required. Sometimes you are compensated with a day off or a bonus. I worked as a business analyst in a payroll group. I was salaried at 40 hours a week, but typically worked a minimum of 60 hours. We had vacation blackouts and several times I worked 48-72 hours straight. Lunch was at my desk and no breaks except to walk to the restroom or coffee pot. I was even "on call" to help our production team with issues or answer questions which included a Christmas day when I was cooking for family. Production thought my schedule was wrong when it wasn't. That is why you often hear of job burnout, work/life balance and sometimes lawsuits.

    • @grex2595
      @grex2595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This sounds like an operations job. They're contracted to work weekdays, but some processes can't be carried out on weekdays or during normal business hours, so you have to come in or log on outside of those hours to perform those processes. Business as usual would be regular processes that you have to carry out every week or on some other recurring schedule. Known in advance would be one-offs that you get notified as needing to perform. On call is for when those regular processes fail, and they need somebody there to repair the damage. In this story, you don't get paid extra for business as usual and known in advance, probably because they expect you to take that time out of the rest of your week if it's an outside of business hours situation. However, they said that on call was supposed to involve supplementary pay, so if they answer the phone, and it's not a normal process or one they were informed of, they are supposed to get paid for it. The assumption is that they would be notified in advance that they are on call, and they would only get paid for the time that they spend fixing issues. This would allow the employee to know not to schedule drinks with friends without being prepared to work, and it compensates the employee for the time that they spend working off the clock.

  • @theroguearceus2869
    @theroguearceus2869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    the're in the executive suite, piccolo carrying your bags angrily to your room is definitely part of the premium experience. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Im just imagining Piccolo from DBZ taking their luggage up stairs right before going back downstairs to clear out the mob in the lobby.

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Butterfly Hakuno Not only is he the Bellhop but he’s the Bouncer as well! 😆

  • @arkboi2145
    @arkboi2145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The ladies from the first story are freaking legends!!! Heck, if that happened to me, I would tip both of them heavily and write personal thank you notes. Encourage that shit more often (...well, not the angry customer berating them, but the free upgrades).

  • @alitop998
    @alitop998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    “Unfortunately, Sir, I’m gonna need you to shut the hell up.” -What she wanted to say to the hotel dude-

  • @soupbane1688
    @soupbane1688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I fear no man
    But that thing
    *Looks at thumbnail*
    It scares me

  • @ProfessorMaple617
    @ProfessorMaple617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Angry man: I demand you give me a room
    Piccolo: How about I give you a hole in your chest instead?
    Angry man: Is that a threat?
    Piccolo: SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!
    Angry man: *is dead*

    • @ahmadsamman3992
      @ahmadsamman3992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @avg_mage3274
      @avg_mage3274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makkencoseppo

    • @dbyfitness2939
      @dbyfitness2939 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@avg_mage3274 ohhh so that's how it's said

  • @thevaralon
    @thevaralon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When they say that they don't get paid for BAU, it's talking about extra pay for overtime, and they also don't get extra pay if they were informed in advance, which would be working on Saturdays.

  • @ajproducedit8946
    @ajproducedit8946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Rslash:"Did you imagine piccolo from dbz"
    Me:ah I see you're a man of culture as well

    • @Szten
      @Szten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *you're

    • @TKnHappyNess
      @TKnHappyNess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Piccolo: *throws a suitcase at the Entitled Man* DODGE!

    • @CblaGaming
      @CblaGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Szten Actually if you were someone to correct someone else’s grammar, atleast correct it grammatically by saying: “Excuse me, it’s actually you’re.” 😁

    • @ScyutsBlckCloud
      @ScyutsBlckCloud 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      33 Savage right lol

    • @Laserance
      @Laserance 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CblaGaming Please stop destroying people. :D

  • @brittanyc1409
    @brittanyc1409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    So, along the funny couple things, this story is from when my husband and I were dating and together for about five months:
    He texted me to say he was going to the store after work and if I wanted him to grab anything. I told him I would like some gummy worms for a comfort snack (was sick with a bad infection at the time) and a Redbull. I also listed some stuff at the house we needed (eggs, milk, that kind of stuff.)
    When he got home and we unpacked groceries, he forgot the sweets and my Redbull, but grabbed himself some cheese curds for snacks food (Wisconsin, booiiis.)
    “Ooohhh, I see how it is! You grabbed your snacks, but forgot all about mine!” I said this in a funny way, not mean.
    He was so sorry, and he felt so bad about it, but I said it was alright and not to be upset.
    The next day:
    He comes home with a 4-pack of Redbull, a 4lb bag of gummy worms, bottle of ibuprofen I needed, a small devils food cake, and a small teddy bear holding a heart... needless to say, I scored when I married this man and his “malicious compliance” about my gummy worms lol

    • @christinerios445
      @christinerios445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Congratulations. :D My husband is like that too. They're the greatest, aren't they?
      The first issue we had in our marriage, over a big misunderstanding mind you, that really hurt me, I told him I'd forgive him if he got me my favorite cookie and a flower. He brought me a box of cookies with my top two favorites, plus one more I'd wanted to try out, and a bouquet.

    • @kf338
      @kf338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is the sweetest fucking thing I have ever heard.

    • @durden2480
      @durden2480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve done it too. It’s a dude thing

  • @darhk2889
    @darhk2889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I'm just sad that "Hyper-Karen" isn't actually a word in the dictionary

    • @mista_fur3346
      @mista_fur3346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it took the Simpsons like 15 years to get "D'oh" in the Oxford English Dictionary, just keep using it, and it will make it in.

    • @mr.bananananananananananan1578
      @mr.bananananananananananan1578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Um Karen made it maeby super Karen is its verb

    • @mukbangtrane7893
      @mukbangtrane7893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check the urban dictionary

  • @watch2play588
    @watch2play588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    rslash when telling a story: super proffesional perfect human
    rslash when telling own story: hahahahhahahahah so then- ahahahahah *giggling*

  • @aktopno4356
    @aktopno4356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Piccolo be like:first babysitting and then this.....f*** this life.
    Cut his arm ... *Grows another arm*
    Piccolo now: f***

    • @dwagonrider8673
      @dwagonrider8673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That sounds like the abridged piccolo

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember, regrowing an arm is easier than explaining puberty to a kid that isn't even your own.

    • @vinnyluco6327
      @vinnyluco6327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everything gangsta till piccolo a bell hop

    • @xxDeathKnightx
      @xxDeathKnightx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DIMITRI ALEXANDER HORTON 66.media.tumblr.com/1119ed7aa0db6048acf3bfcd79abd5fb/tumblr_inline_o7kq3sHAZS1rp9sxe_540.jpg your welcome

    • @vinnyluco6327
      @vinnyluco6327 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacon_bacon glad i made your day if only i could do the same for piccolo

  • @thomasclawson7183
    @thomasclawson7183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    "Did anyone else picture Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z angrily carrying their luggage?"
    Yes.

    • @tylerbriggs9129
      @tylerbriggs9129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I imagined the piccolo doing a special beam cannon

    • @saulheredia6699
      @saulheredia6699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tyler briggs I pictured piccolo in the saiyan saga raditz part

    • @tylerkincade6576
      @tylerkincade6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was just bringing the senzu beans

    • @Justabloke.
      @Justabloke. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DODGE!

    • @MALICEofBALOR
      @MALICEofBALOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I pictured the instrument....my dad would be so disappointed since I still have a few of the collectible VCR of DBZ he left me. Sooooo disappointed 😂

  • @gonun69
    @gonun69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Second story isn't r/maliciouscompliance, but r/deliciouscompliance

  • @owenmurphy924
    @owenmurphy924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tbh I love how the one at 8:30 had a wholesome ending. So many of these are where someone (usually deservingly) gets really messed up.

  • @Pixlfish37
    @Pixlfish37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    6:32 No, my first thought was a piper playing one as they walked to the elevator, prancing around.

    • @jag1o154
      @jag1o154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @jatwala8295
      @jatwala8295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @bootlegtenyaiida8907
      @bootlegtenyaiida8907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just imagined the whole ass instrument carrying the bags

    • @Mysterion0
      @Mysterion0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I imagined Pinocchio for some reason.

  • @TheAnachis
    @TheAnachis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Picolo = pikolík (guy who helps you carry bags and so on)

    • @biguwus9773
      @biguwus9773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacon_bacon same

    • @PureHayabusa
      @PureHayabusa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it's not, it's the person who babysit's your child

    • @CaitiffFTW
      @CaitiffFTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PureHayabusa No, THAT'S the DBZ Piccollo.

    • @unclefranky8503
      @unclefranky8503 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I refuse to believe this

    • @lordoftheend9967
      @lordoftheend9967 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i got that but i still pictured dragon ball's picolo XD

  • @BelleDreamer7
    @BelleDreamer7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Awww, the wife and husband ice cream story is soooo relationship goals.

    • @SilviaNight99
      @SilviaNight99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I loved r/Slash's additional story as well. Both of those are such cute couple stories :)

    • @BelleDreamer7
      @BelleDreamer7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heather Gonzalez I know, I wrote my comment before I finished listening. 😅

  • @RaijinKaze
    @RaijinKaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That ice cream story really got me. That relationship was so healthy that they could laugh about it together instead of fighting about it. Really shows that the husband loves his wife!

  • @jonathonantonides8391
    @jonathonantonides8391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    You described exactly what I thought when I heard piccolo
    Piccolo: First I basically raise gohan then I babysit for him now I have to work this dead end job for little pay!
    Truly amazing

    • @wildstorm55
      @wildstorm55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Add “”just to cover for him as he trains his daughter” at the end

    • @DylanTheFox17
      @DylanTheFox17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How the f**k did I find my son on this video

  • @TheAquaAuthor
    @TheAquaAuthor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Please, Please, Please please PLEASE use borks as censorship! It would be awesome, and there would be no demonitization!

    • @blackm4niac
      @blackm4niac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      actually there would be because TH-cam algorithm detects any form of bleeped out curse words and deems them as bad as actually saying the curse word

    • @petemadrona2252
      @petemadrona2252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EVERYONE UPVOTE THIS SO RSLASH SEES THIS!

    • @TheAquaAuthor
      @TheAquaAuthor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@blackm4niac that sucks. but it would still be cool to have it! more bork!

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Bork Bork I will eat your soul*
      Who else gets that?

    • @OP-bb3vw
      @OP-bb3vw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How about “fork?”
      #captainsparklez

  • @totallyspies01
    @totallyspies01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    that ice cream story was one of the rare times when the malicious compliance was taken so gracefully

  • @endmysuffering3317
    @endmysuffering3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I enjoy when both parties laugh at the malicious compliance, especially when its family or friends. Wholesome. Although in rslashes situation, i would just buy multiple if possible.

  • @Suntaile
    @Suntaile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    A Piccolo is a person who carries bags and luggage to the hotel rooms, usually handling room service calls as well :)

    • @heppahullu
      @heppahullu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I came to comment the same. In English, this would be a bellboy or concierge 💁‍♀️

    • @miepmiep2274
      @miepmiep2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      heppahullu me to xd

    • @fatalheromaster
      @fatalheromaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      rslash unaware what a piccolo is ffs. commenting over every story adding nothing of value ugh.

    • @katlindmark216
      @katlindmark216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FINALLY I was looking for this!

    • @rjwiechman
      @rjwiechman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: Piccolo was a running back for the Bears about 50 years ago. He died of cancer.
      (Crickets)
      Me: What? Too soon?

  • @VegitoBlueYT
    @VegitoBlueYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    damn piccolo be earning them extra bucks in hotels

    • @connorowen1560
      @connorowen1560 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vegito Blue first he was a better father than goku then he goes and gets a whole ass job

  • @cha0sxiii63
    @cha0sxiii63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Me: "Piccolo, I need you to take all these bags up to our guest's room for them, please?"
    Piccolo: "ALL OF THEM!?"

  • @Brandolupa
    @Brandolupa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As someone who has worked as a desk clerk for the last 4+ years, the first story made me insanely mad at the guests, but so happy at the clerks

  • @sharond5328
    @sharond5328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a front desk/night auditor at a hotel for the last 6 years I can say I've been put in similar situations and that is truly the only way to handle it! There's not much I haven't seen but having guests get mad at me for the errors that THEY made while making their reservations is too common.

  • @lynxanne
    @lynxanne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Piccolo = Bellhop (person who brings luggage from lobby to room)...

    • @alexskywalker5478
      @alexskywalker5478 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In English?

    • @lynxanne
      @lynxanne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Alex Hotchkiss I don't know if they use it in Brittain, but in German, Norwegian, Swedish, Danish and a few other languages a Piccolo is the person that helps you bring your luggage from the arrival area to your room (in the US I think it is called a bellhop)

    • @unelm0ija
      @unelm0ija 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lynxanne Also in Finnish

    • @Wishdreamerx
      @Wishdreamerx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In Dutch too! @@lynxanne

    • @literate-aside
      @literate-aside 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We call them Porters over the pond.

  • @swingstylez
    @swingstylez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Someone has probably replied by now but in this context Business As Usual support means "software support given on a usual business day" not out of hours, and not project work or development.

    • @Rin0041
      @Rin0041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      swingstylez ah ok that makes sense

  • @oddsquad1637
    @oddsquad1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *suitcase gets chucked at the angry guy's head*
    Piccolo: DODGE!

  • @rebella8898
    @rebella8898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I used to work at a hotel. I can 100% verify that hotel front desk people can ruin your stay all the while maintaining their sweet customer service fake smile.

    • @Sin_Falimus
      @Sin_Falimus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She didn't ruin his visit, she gave him EXACTLY what he wanted

    • @mtinneberg
      @mtinneberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Russ Gust yeah but she was calm, cool, and collected when she ruined the other guy's day

  • @unwithering5313
    @unwithering5313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    'Teacher Humiliates Hyper-Karen'
    As if a Karen could ever get all the Super Emeralds lol

    • @tyvulpintaur2732
      @tyvulpintaur2732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unwithering they’re Chaos Emeralds, not Super Emeralds.

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget the infinity gauntlet.

    • @unwithering5313
      @unwithering5313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tyvulpintaur2732 Chaos Emeralds are for the Super form (unless you're Tails) and Super Emeralds are for Hyper form (unless you're Tails), have you played 'Sonic 3 & Knuckles'?

    • @tyvulpintaur2732
      @tyvulpintaur2732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unwithering yup. Never managed to collect all the Emeralds in any game though

    • @unwithering5313
      @unwithering5313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tyvulpintaur2732 If you have all the Chaos Emeralds in 'S3&K' you can enter a part of Hidden Palace via the giant rings and then a monochrome emerald for each chaos emerald appears and going on one of them will take you to another blue sphere stage and if you win that emerald gets its colour; get all of them and you unlock the character's Hyper form (or Super form if you're playing as Tails)

  • @samanthasmiles9112
    @samanthasmiles9112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Yes, in the US we have strict laws for "on call" positions and the author of that post was 100% correct. What they were doing was illegal. There are exempt jobs and non-exempt. Think about this logically: Imagine a company hiring you to work 40 hours a week, mon - fri , 9 am - 6 pm and they pay you a minimum wage salary. $35,000.00 per year. In the United States we protect the individual from a companies going "hey, we're going to need you to work all day, all night, weekends and evenings. Don't worry, it all pertains to the job. Oh and you will still be making $35,000." Yea, thats ILLEGAL. And then there are exempt jobs where it is established beforehand under certain jobs requirements that fall under that category. For example: my Husband is the Vice President and runs his own branch. He makes a large salary and it was established beforehand that some on call shifts are inclusive with the salary. He agreed to that - which is totally legal. It depends on the job but ALL on call shifts MUST be established before hand and paid. You cannot just expect people to work for free, day and night. That is slave labor, my friend. Thats why we have laws protecting overtime, on call positions, etc. If you are working, you SHOULD be paid or have a high enough salary to justify the long hours. It prevents companies taking advantage of people.

    • @destroyerinazuma96
      @destroyerinazuma96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been taught by a man with a similar position in college. If the Chrisler rep calls one Sunday and the batch of car seats order needs alterations, the super manager in charge of the project must be ready to take the call and arrange for an exceptional meeting to see how they could meet the new criteria within as little time as possible. Problem was not everyone is under obligation to work on weekends so my professor owed a lot to years of close personal relationships with people all over the company and folks it outsourced some of the work to.

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “This luggage is too heavy... I’ll heave to train more if I want to carry it up faster than Goku”

  • @faint46
    @faint46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Desk person:Piccolo can you move these bags for our guests?
    Piccolo: These bags are inert

  • @HaXD1209
    @HaXD1209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The girl: *Accidently steal the wrong bottle*
    RSlash: Illusion 100

  • @cii4980
    @cii4980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Piccolo. I was thinking of the instrument.
    "How do you tune 2 piccolos?"
    "Ya shoot one."
    Famous band jokes, nightmares, and WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM ANYMORE.

    • @theincorporatedunplugged8743
      @theincorporatedunplugged8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's actually pretty great. God they're so difficult to have in perfect tune. Always a couple cents off.

  • @antiplierdarco7482
    @antiplierdarco7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:07 this guy be that dude tested positive for every drug test

  • @madelinetheater6897
    @madelinetheater6897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I didn’t imagine piccolo from dragon ball z, I imagined a life size piccolo with arms and legs carrying bags

  • @DoctorCyt
    @DoctorCyt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That second story was scaring me a little...but the ending made me smile ear to ear! Seeing a relationship like that blossom even more because of it makes me so happy and fills my heart with joy. And they seem to be a great couple

  • @Meowia381
    @Meowia381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    THE FIRST ONE HAD ME CRYING WITH SATISFIED LAUGHTER

  • @althealee9375
    @althealee9375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I didn’t know how good it was!” sounds like something I would say to my boyfriend 🤣🤣🤣

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Well a certain scary mom made Piccolo get a driver's license so unfortunately it isn't out of the question.

    • @magma1lord
      @magma1lord 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sexual lobster made a video on that.

  • @winterdemon1
    @winterdemon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Press a button and make it happen!"
    This is the epitome of entitled expectations.

    • @PeterCaptainObvious
      @PeterCaptainObvious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wouldn't have kept my cool in that situation, I'd have walked up to something that had a button on it, pressed it, and then went "...hmm, I guess it isn't happening"

    • @claystown2688
      @claystown2688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PeterCaptainObvious i would just slap him and run

  • @fanfictiontrailersmadebyme9318
    @fanfictiontrailersmadebyme9318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    rSlash: Did anyone else imagine Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z angrily carrying their bags?
    Me: *Dies from laughter happy I wasn't the only one*

    • @donut5831
      @donut5831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      a F****** woodwind instrument you uncurltured swine! Jesus!

    • @BonesRust
      @BonesRust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      emu emu Jesus Christ it’s not that deep idiot we all know the instrument it’s just funny

  • @Kooldood0874
    @Kooldood0874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the ice cream story! The relationship between the wife and husband is amazing, how the husband laughs about the spoon, I love it! 🤣

  • @johnfrian
    @johnfrian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Piccolo" is literally the job title of someone who carries bags for hotel guests. That's why it was part of the story; It's not a bad translation issue.
    Not sure why people are infamiliar with this job title, perhaps it's not a common term in the grand americas?

    • @Manibular
      @Manibular 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I just assumed it was a term used elsewhere. Here in the U.S. they're bellhops.

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've never heard of that, and can't find it online. Where have you heard the word used that way?
      Edit: never mind, I see from other comments that it has that meaning in other languages, just not in English

    • @johndavidg.3962
      @johndavidg.3962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In Romania, a Picolo is usually a person that carries stuff... y'know, like Table Servers at a restaurant, or bag carrier at a Hotel, and so on... just adding to this :)

    • @tevvytevvy2672
      @tevvytevvy2672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thout that was the concierge

    • @Covenantt666
      @Covenantt666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tevvytevvy2672 Taken from Wikipedia. "In hotels or resorts, a concierge assists guests by performing various tasks such as making restaurant reservations, booking hotels, arranging for spa services, recommending night life hot spots, booking transportation (like taxi, limousines, airplanes, boats, etc.), coordinating porter service (luggage assistance request), procuring tickets to special events, and assisting with various travel arrangements and tours of local attractions. Concierges also assist with sending and receiving parcels."

  • @gregkral4467
    @gregkral4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    HAHAHA, Love the malicious compliance of the hotel staff, that woulda been a great trip, as well, hopefully a great life lesson for the other dude.
    Thanks for giving me this laugh today.

  • @drpepperman5933
    @drpepperman5933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I did I imagined piccolo saying something like
    “Alright, let me know if you need a clothes beam.”

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Picolo, do you think you can fit me with an outfit like yours?
      Nail: Did, did our heart just skip a beat?

    • @ritamiller4536
      @ritamiller4536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nine kinds of yes

    • @jonathonantonides8391
      @jonathonantonides8391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kame: You must be so proud
      Piccolo: Yeah but he could be dodging better
      Truly many people of culture watch this channel

  • @SUBM4CH1N3
    @SUBM4CH1N3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    11:11 "thai cea" my heart- I do it all the time, I just thought this was cute