Things a Drummer Would Never Say
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"I'm sick of the bass player getting all the girls"
Forget drummers, no musician period has ever said that.
😂 👍
The early Stones (circa '65) had a groupie tally sheet with Bill Wyman besting the rest of the band combined.
If you hear that then you must have the best damn bassist alive
*cries in bass clef*
😡😠😠👎
"I should practice more and stop making excuses" that's something everyone in a band would never say
I never make an excuse, I'm a lazy fuck and I'm honest with myself.
@@GROWL211 same here lmao
Im saying it
But that's also why i aint in a band anymore 😂
Don't get me wrong, this applies to myself as well... I must try to be better
I always say that kind of stuff but don’t do it
You should’ve added
“Me? Drum solo? I don’t think I should have one. “
I actually don't enjoy playing drum solos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@forkman28 same tbh, sometimes the songs calls for one but I'd rather let the guitarist do something lol
I much more prefer the fills.
Ringo Starr hated em
Ringo, is that you? lol
“I like Dave Grohl more as a guitarist than a drummer” that got me so frickin salty
I like him as a singer more than anything
Matthew Archambault he’s a great singer but he’ll always be remembered, at least by me, for his outstanding drumming
That guy was one of the best drummers in the nirvana era. I wonder if he still likes to practise the drums.
*angry drummer noises*
Vaporeon Gaming he also drummed for the first 3 foo fighters albums. Keep that in mind.
The drummers don’t care about the guitarist or the vocalist,they are in love with the bassist.They complete each other.
Why though, rythm guitars are absolutely amazing combined with drums
@@unlshtb4524 cause no bass sounds thin.
@@bt3743 that makes sense
CIA why not both
*Cough* 5SOS *cOuGh*
I didn't realize how polite of a drummer I was until now lol I've actually said all these things
A polite drummer is rarer than anything in the world
Very pure. Don’t lose it
Same dude
I've done a few of these too
The PA guys love some electric kits man. One plug and you can adjust the volume of all the pieces. I started playing live with my Roland td11
“I’m just fed up with the bassist getting all the girls” that one cut deep... #bassistlife lol
Don't you mean #bassistlif ? 😂
I see a fellow slapper
That's something no one would say.
#basslivesmatter
Guitarists are so cliche all the chicks go for the bassists now. So much for the stinky drummers i guess...
“I should get an electric kit” Hurt me the most
Electric kits can be pretty fun. Especially when you play around with stuff that can't be replicated on an acoustic kit like Drum n' Bass type sounds or the 808 sounds. I usually like to go for the arcade machine bloops and bleeps because they're dumb sounding and fun to play with.
I live in an apartment so I have no choice but the electric kit
Sadly :(
Dr. Sketchy chicken nuggets
Dr. Sketchy thats better then nothing tho
“I’ve never had anger issues”
They do say that, it’s just never true
Yeah... sorry about that
When you start playing drums, a demon will spawn inside your head and make you a violent creature of nature when playing
It's like a deal with the devil, if you wanna play good, then let me help you
The day I looked at a drum kit was the day an angry demon decided to live inside me
Its a thing of when your trying to get a good groove or fill and you try it so much that when you finally get it your so damn angry and have that mentality when you play
@@vinyredx9220 I already had mine by the time i picked up the sticks
“Slow down, I can’t drum that fast”
What sad is I always think that in class. I’ve only been playing for about 5 months and the other drummer in my class has been playing a lot longer than me so it’s really intimidating 😣
Rittled Ronnie there’s always a bigger fish. I’m a freshman with a soft Moore and junior who are legends in my school. I get it. You’ll get there
@@Red-dv9ej when you first start playing drums, speed doesnt matter at all, you should focus on your precision and hand technique
If you say that your just an outv right bad drummer
and the truth is to you got to just a little cocky
Tuning drums is like pulling teeth honestly the best depiction. Nobody knows what they're doing with that key
It becomes pretty easy if you train your ear/work on your aural skills a bit :)
fuckin a
I don't lose drum keys...i just can never find them when i need them.
I like my drums to be out of tune. Is that weird?
@@gojifan54gaming15 yeah, kinda
Things a drummer WOULD say: "The clicktrack keeps going out of time!"
my dad's a drummer and he refuses to play in my church's band because they use a click track lol
@@TheFiteShow its not that hard lmao
@@PeddyGD its not that its hard, he just doesn't want to use it
@@TheFiteShow why
The Fite Show (ToonTown) No, it’s hard.
I want to listen, how the drummer will play, if guitarist writes the drum part
Come listen to my band haha
Happened here. Everything was written by them long before I joined.
All the wrong stuff
But... drummers don't have like 5 hands and 3 legs! xD
Animals as Leaders first album.
Actually played with a guy with more guitar and production knowledge who played drums, he was a joy to work with.
Those are so rare they feel like gold
He wasn’t a drummer, he was just a guy who played drums😉
Rare is an understatement, but it was obvious he was more committed to other projects, with his abilities I cant fault him
Got a mate that does it all. Crazy guy. I wish I had an ounce of his music ability.
@@poochie9001 How'd you get out of my garage, you tool?
Has the drum kit mic-ed
Uses the audio recorded from the camera shooting the video
What a mad-lad
editing the sound recorded and syncing it to a video is a lot of work lmao also sound quality isn't the main point of this video lmao
@@Kuso319 mic-ing a drum kit too is a pain.. and that's why he's a mad lad to do it and still not use it
@@KarthikNagarajan true 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
@@KarthikNagarajan It's probably just always mic'd up.
"Sure I'd love to play the Cajon instead of my kit for the next acoustic show. I can do way more with a cajon for the music...."
Danny Finch you win.
You definitely win.
@@davidsiqueira2996 Sadly it's a true story bro. The band I was with did an acoustic set and they always wanted me to play a cajon or djembe.. I hated it
Danny Finch preach brother
Danny Finch I like those.
@@666Hazard666 Exactly what i felt! When i told my band that i can play drum and they was like "Oh cool! You'll play cajon then". I was never touch the cajon back then nor playing it. It sucks.
I haven't dated any of your exes lmao
Hits very close to home with my drummer
JBags yikes
@@traze2963 its okay but yeah when i first found out it fucked me
😆
@@JBags0203 Funny enough, it was actually our vocalist who dated one of MY exes. Kinda backwards, lol! I never dated any friends exes. That shit is just weird knowing that your boy has been inside the girl you're dating, haha!
You forgot the main one... no it's ok you can have the last beer
Seriously no one ever say that
Steven Davis Spot on, spot on.
As a guitarist , I can vouch for the genuine nature of this statement
That one's not just for drummers.
you misspelled “the entire pack of”
Things a drummer would never say -
"My dream is to be in a band with Stevie T."
Unless the drummer is stevie t
Omg, Jared and Steve are friends in real life
@@hostofsoulslol No shit, Sherlock.
Say that to the drummer of moonlight eternal
I know it's a joke but an actual band with Stevie T would be pretty dope
"Mind if I show up to practice early? I don't want everyone to be waiting on me to finish setting up my kit."
Now things guitarists/audio engineers say
Arnav Matrix He already did a things beginner guitarists say, it's time for him to do another!
He has done both of these
He should get Glenn for audio engineers
maybeimleo that was his joke dude he already knows he did em
So glad u came back to the drums!
I missed it a loooot
He just uploaded "computer drums vs real drums v2" go watch it its great
@@louis5865 Thanks for the info! I already knew it tho
He is literally a drummer in a band
the only problem for me tho is that he NEEDS to use wrists and not forearms, it b u g s my ocd real bad lmao
You got me at "I'm not really good at stick tricks. I spend too much time practicing the actual music."
My old drummer was a little like this, he wanted everyone happy but he was so talented and sounded way better when he jammed and I always encouraged it! Some great songs came from that dynamic.
I never understood the whole “drummer ego” thing, then I joined drum line and I get it now smh
All the things about ego are EXACTLY the same for guitarists, singers, bass player and other musicians xD
Majin2222 : things bass players say...
lol I'm guessing you're a drummer since you're feelin something. :D
Bass players are the opposite of being egoistic
@@DaveRucci yesssssssss
@@FairPlay0007 that's something a bass player would say out of ego
"Neil Peart wasn't that creative of a drummer" I wanted to punch my computer
Agreed
Same
Yup
I verbally said. You fuckin take that back
RIP
OH YEAH DUDE YOU CAN TOTALLY BORROW MY CYMBALS HAHAHAHA
Now that's something I would never say
Always keep 2 sets of cymbals. The ones they can borrow, and the good ones.
"these skins are brand new, I replace them every week"
Well, good morning, Mr Rockefeller
Yeah, sure! I don't want to record my drums live. Let's just program it.
Genius.
I use to be so against it, but drum machines use to just sound fake as fuck. I just programmed the drums for my bands upcoming album in order to save a lot of money. We're spending so much money on everything else, I figured I could put aside my pride and just program the drums. They sound really, really good though. And everything is written on my actual kit, and I still perform these songs live at a good 98+% level. So... fuggit. Hopefully the next one we can afford to record my drums live.
@@TheJokesterSCR what's your band's name and album?
All I do is program drums. Sound so really now. But my friends who drum hate most plugin programs.
@@TheJokesterSCR what's the SAUCE
@@magmarok8209 Darker By Design. First EP was recorded live in a studio, but everything after our Sinister At Last EP has been programmed. Check out our songs My Shrine of Flesh and Overthrown by Oblivion. The full album comes later this year.
As a drummer for almost 15 years, 90% of this triggered me AF, and I chuckled after every bit. Well done.
"I'm just fed up with the bassist getting all the girls." Ouch.
you don’t have to remind me of the bpm
*plays wrong*
That's like my dad, "no we dont need directions." *gets lost*
Guitarist just Think you have 4arms 3 legs and a extra hand
Wait... You don't?
@KingOfLegends23 hahaha. Carey? More like Flo Mounier
So one extra hand but 4 arms... does that mean one of those arms is just a stump? Or does it mean that you have 4 arms and then just a armless Hand somewhere.
Corvin Caassimolar I imagined 1 of the arms has 2 hands
Lord Marco does
"I really like Dave Grohl as a guitarist more than a drummer"
-Said nobody ever
I'm legit subscribing because you pronounced Peart correctly
How do you pronounce it wrong lol
Stuart the Human ‘Purt’ or Part
@@stuartthehuman5280 not many people are aware but "colonoscopy" is also a wrong pronounciation of peart
I'm a drummer, and I say all of these except for the anger issues.
I have depression.
Oof
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I have both
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"It's cold here."
Dude my drummer has said like 50% of this.
Keeper
As someone who's new to drumming, and who would say is a relatively friendly guy in real life, I do say some of these things.
Except for the drinking stuff.
So u have anger issues
@@sebastianubeda8363 After more than a year of drumming I can confidently say:
I blame the rhythm guitarist.
Wow! I never knew that based marshal Tito was a drummer 😳
@@djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj I had a life that wasn't broadcasted.
Guitarist: Stop playing I'm tuning my guitar
Drummer: continues to play ...
Every guitarists say to every drummers ever
Also could apply to
Guitarists talking to
each other
They should show up already tuned
@@ErikBeccahFarmerBikerz Depends on the weather. If it's cold or hot af, that can affect the guitar in the same manner it can affect the drums.
love from Nepal dude!
may you soon get rid of that sucking anxiety🤘
Sahi ho 🤘🤘🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵
la thik cha
“Why is the bassist getting all the girls”
Me, a female bassist: Wait, how am I getting all the girls?
Female bassist here, I got two at the same time ^^;
I asked the same question lol
Laura Quellmalz raises eyebrows
Are you bisexual? Pansexual? Lesbian?
"Female bass players are hot"-the male bass player
Only counts for 6s and up 🙈
"Niel Peart was never that creative." There's a line and you just crossed it.
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"I should just stop trying to do stick tricks
Absolutely loving all the new content the last couple days!
I love the fact that you've made another one of these videos, they're always on point
1:44 Politicians after they get elected. Me when I have to buy gifts for Christmas
Hey Jared! I love you! You’re the main reason I started playing guitar and drumming ❤️
No homo. ☺
Isaac Cuevas lol you started both this is so cool
glad to see these videos are back
Those live drums blew him away. Good job jarred!
Yay a classic Jared Dines vid
I am a drummer and i like dave grohl more as a guitarist, i just really enjoy taylor Hawkins style, they work very well together
🤣
Much respect to u brother for being truthful and courteous to us.
Yes they are finaly back!! The drum video's!! Thnx as a drummer i get really inspired by your vids man keep uo the good work!!
Ok why is every drummer dating some band members ex?I tought I was the only one =))
Otta Badea they get the leftovers once everyone else is done with them.
@@Jonathan_Doe_ It's known as the M.A.C. system.
I just Fukt Em & tezzed em after
💥💪😉🤘💥
Surprisingly I'm not
But I'm also not in a band. I just play the drums. I mean I'm in Symphonic and jazz band at school and I am dating a fellow percussionists ex but does that count?
Yooo its been a while since you've done drums, Djared🤘
Happy that you do drum videos again
I legit love my set up process. It’s so much fun to get it exactly how I like it.
I'm a drummer, but I'm surprised at how many of these things I've said like:
"And I was thinking the drums could back off here"
and
"Does that sound good? I can come up with a couple other beats if you want me to change it"
That Neil Peart mention at the end... Now I'm sad again. RIP professor
Finally a drum video 🔥🔥thx Jared
Soooo true . Hit close to home being in bands for years with so many drummers who were self proclaimed “professionals “
Me: i’ve never had anger issues
Me: *puts on my anger face*
Loved it! Now we need the whole band. Make it a series. "Things a Guitarist/Singer/Bassist would never say".... Do it! 🤟🏻🤣
I think he did guitarist
Thing a bassist would never say:
"No, it's fine. I don't want my volume up too high above the guitars, it's cool"
@seb "I'm actually a failed guitarist. I don't have the talent, or the motivation to practice, so I switched to bass in the hope nobody would notice."
@@MrTubularBalls Things a Guitarist would Never Say... "I'm actually a failed bassist. I practiced bass so often and got so good at it, I decided to switch to guitar in the hopes the groupies would notice me less. I hate sex."
@Tyler Messer LOL a guitarist would never say that because it never happens.. I'll admit though that some guitarists are failed drummers. Eddie van Halen and Dimebag Darrell come to mind.Guy Mann-Dude was a top-level drummer who got bored.. so he switched to guitar and became a top-level shredder in 5 years, recorded a bunch of instrumental albums. Kudos.
The last 2 mins felt like 6.6 billion daggers in my heart😖
This is literally my new favorite video
Keep up the good work and can you do a video on things guitarist/bass guitarist never say
I actually know a drummer like this
Thanks Jared THE drums vids are getting back
Loving the drum vids🔥
Im currently watching this in the shower while my dogs losing it over a storm
You prolly live around Louisiana then lol it's been raining on and off all day here
2:09 me doing my best at stick tricks is still worse than Jared trying to be bad
THIS IS LITERALLY SO GOOD!
I love these videos, Jared dines is BACK. Thanks for these amazing vids
"No, no, I actually really like our singer" is what a drummer would say if he's the singer
Your name must be carved on the mountain .. Great
Great video as always, you rock.
Love the drum videos the most
THE CHEATING THING IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING MY VOCAL TEACHER SAID.
he’s a drummer also so
Gina B in what world?
#1 thing drummers say: Why didn’t I learn the guitar? 🤷♂️
I shoulda learned to play them drums
No
so damn true
Drums are harder
So yeah u are right
Dude I love ur drumming type vids they are awesome
This is just a genuinely considerate and cooperative guy.
The first one is the bane of every band.
i know the thing with the tuning is a cliche joke but i swear as a guitarist it's the most relatable thing
A good guitarist would come to practice with his or her guitar already tuned before putting it in the case and leaving for practice instead of wasting 20 minutes of time the band should be working, tuning. If the drummer gets warmed up, has muscles ready to go, then you show up with an untuned guitar, take 20 minutes to tune, the drummer's muscles cool down. Once they cool down, they think work out is over and go into rest mode, which effects playing. It's exactly the same as boxing. You don't want to get in the ring dry, you warm up first, and keep the muscles warmed up until the bell rings. If you cool off after the warm up, then go at the bell, you stand a chance at dying because your muscles are at rest mode setting. Drums require being warmed up to play at optimum ability, and guitarists, tuning and cooling the drummer off waiting to go throws everything off. But blame the drummer if the blast falters because you cooled his calves off tuning your piece of shit guitar at practice instead of before getting there
@@lefthook4878 wow i just got roasted so hard
Left Hook yeah my 2000 dollar American natural wood finish strat is a piece of shit guitar LOL
@@lefthook4878 Spoken like a drummer lmao "I dont have anger issues"
@@lefthook4878 That also sounds stupid blaming the guitarist for the drummer not being warmed up. The drummer can keep his own damn self warmed up ya fkn babyback bitches lmao
I dedicate my practice time to the bettering of the band, I felt that deep down to my core, that stings.
YESSSSS more drum vidsssss
that neil peart joke aged perfectly.
Guitarist/bassist here: that last line about Neal Peart made my ears bleed
Hey man, I have always loved your videos and will never stop. Your videos are should never change just like you
1:40 is HUGE FACTS though 😂😂 I’m a drummer and I still have no idea what I’m doing with tuning. Just tune them til they sound good to me
OMG same 😂
But then again, we all know the only opinion that matters is that if us drummers 😎
I seriously just got done doing that lol
1:06 I've never had any anger issues.... Continues to smack drums
D1ZZY DUDE yeah we saw it Peter shmeater
“nah man just midi the drums in. its quicker than recording them live”
I could actually see the pain as you were saying some of them😂😂
Some of this is ridiculously on point
Dose dislikes are the drummers that say this stuff
Proctor Productions they were 2 when I posted this xd
I would honestly probably at least think most of these sayings though.
Luke Holland *okay* 😂😂🙌🏻
I LOVED the"OH your still tuning? I am so sorry." You absolutely nailed all of these.. thanks.
Good to see Jared behind the drums again. And funny video as always :)