Late Night Is Over- Tim Dillon Show Ep. 187
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ก.พ. 2020
- Taken From Episode 187- "Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows"
• #187 - Waffle Sundaes ...
Tim discusses the vapidity of Late Night Shows, why NYC is the best city in the world, and Olive Garden.
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Tim Dillon didn't kill himself.
Ur dp is so. Cool
Is he dead?
@@tasteslikeawesome It's what ppl say when public figures say a lot of deep anti establishment things, as if to say they have high potential to be assassinated via a staged suicide.
He's too smart he doesn't ever draw attention to something not already there and he'll tip his toe in and call it satire, even though he really knows what's going on probably more than anything else on the outside if the A lister club He's not dumb enough to rock the boat.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If covid taught us anything, it is how unfunny late night shows are.
Covid had to make you realise that?
Yes I used them for something to stare at when I got home from P.M. shift to unwind and thats it.
I don’t understand why Conon doesn’t go fuck the system my name is my name and start his own TH-cam channel without all the bullshit.
It’s the perfect gift
100%
Craig Ferguson was the antidote... still kinda hard to believe that show existed.
Craig Ferguson did an awesome job👍
How my heart aches that I came in on the coat tails of his tenure. I loved just about every bit of that show. I'm even willing to watch through the archives of dated conversation just to enjoy the banter and and that truly best approach to the format.
His monologues were hilarious each and every night. Best in the business in the 00s, and that’s including Conan.
Ferguson was the best.
the punk rock scott of late night. anarchist of the format.
PROTECT TIM DILLON AT ALL COSTS! ALL COSTS
For real!
He def protects himself lol.
YES OR YES?
designate him a national treasure
It was all cool till he brought up that "white privilege" thing about Emma Stone.
"We're gonna teach Cardi B how to use silverware".
Fucking LOL.
I choked on my water when I hears that😂😂😂😂
WhAtS sHrImPs CoCkTaIlS?? Lolol
What’s shrimps cocktail?
“Dystopian nightmare reality” so dark and true
I hope Tim Dillon keeps this up. But I also hope he stays healthy.
Pick one, you can't have both
@@markmcgwincomedy fine, keeps this up indefinitely and barely clings to life
Well he would have to first become healthy, to stay healthy.
@@EricLeCrennSanchez good point
@@markmcgwincomedy ^ Meanwhile, on Dunning-Kruger Avenue...
Kimmel is the worst cause he used to really take risks on 'The Man Show'. Fallon has always been a company man.
I have tremendous respect for adam Corolla. I’d love to hear what he has to say about kimmel behind closed doors lol
Comparing those two reminds me of South Park. Picking between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
Kimmel’s wife has converted him to Woke.
Colbert and Kimmel are the same in that regard. They're both sellouts now.
Agreed. I actually didn't used to mind Colbert either, but he's insufferable.
The Olive Garden rant-- F..ng hilarious.
His encapsulation of working at Corporate restaurants-is brilkiant and spot on- .
In like, 60 seconds.
It shows he is an observer on a deep level..
Empathized as well which makes him relatable and even funnier.
Pryor was an observer too.
Dillon should reach that mountain top of comedy, if he hasn't already.
Thank you.- we need it
AMEN
Yep, watching old Pryor bits on TH-cam, I'm shocked by how much pathos is in them, and what's even more shocking is that he did these routines on late-night comedy shows!
As a worker in a factory I agree. But also this is one of the reasons I just forgo having tv at all. TH-cam and Blu-ray is my way. I like this guy.
Nice Guy Eddie get yourself an Amazon fire stick. If you or anybody you know is decent with computers, put An app called Kodi and you can get every tv channel, movie, mma and paper view for free.
Yeah I also agree. It looks like Sam’s Hot Car Lot out there...
Blu what? 🤣
@@MeanLaQueefa paper view? Lol
There's probably not anything worth watching from the last five years anyway.
Wow! Couple days ago on Colbert he had Stanley Tucci and Colin Firth on, and for 5 minutes they talked about how all 3 of them were in Italy at the same time!!!
“I take responsibility”
Target manager screams into a microphone - circa 2020
Jake from state farm loses it and goes on air.
Tim is auditioning for the roll of Jake from State Farm
Steak from Jake farm
Notice how they replaced Jake with a *BOOOP* ?
So this isn’t a Jiffy Lube employee orientation video?
What are you wearing Tim from state farm? : I HAVE ONE SUIT AND MY SHOES ARE MOCCASINS AT THIS POINT!!!!
Role*
Celebrities know other celebrities, and it's so interesting.
TIM DILLON IS ORWELL REINCARNATED WITH a better sense of humor.
I Agree.
Just from a purely aesthetic view, Tim reminds me of Eric Cartman in his late 30’s / early 40’s with a history of heavy substance abuse, whose now just bitter and jaded and goes off on hilarious rants.
😂😂😂
I second this haha
doug stanhope
Tims blunt, funny reality check on everything helps me get through life 💛
Homeboy cracking up while he rants makes this gold
Shanghai is a great town. Classy bars, great nightclubs, arts and culture, sci-fi neon city skyline, British colonial buildings along the harbor, and everything is dirt cheap. You can drink martinis or manhattans all night served to you by a guy in a tuxedo while sitting in leather lounge chairs on a rooftop bar overlooking the city skyline and the bill will be like $50 USD.
This sounds amazing and I want to go, thank you.
Not that I can go. But it’s fun to dream
Freaking Brilliant. Keep it up Tim. You're actually worth listening to.
This has gotta be my favorite rant Tim has ever done. It just flows so nicely and has slaps of funny throughout.
Take this off the cuff rant, refine it a little, polish and emphasize the punch lines, and you have a piece on tier with the best of George Carlin’s standup specials
agreed
Concur
Shut the fuck up. Carlin was a hack and Tim is doing just fine the way he is.
Seeing this, I figure it's the best clip i've seen of him. His flow. Wow.
Can we get Tim skinny? He can’t go out like Patrice, he is a national treasure.
OMG that would be a hilarious joke
He'd look a lot like Richard Spencer if he got thin.
If he lost the weight he wouldn’t be funny anymore
Yeah rip Patrice 🙏
Im probably willing to bet money that theres a very good reason why Jimmy Fallon drinks so heavily
Uhmm.. there’s kind of a reason why anyone who drinks heavily does so. Without the kind of. & you can just say bet. Money IS WHAT you bet. Go to Vegas & day you’re all in on black but you’re betting with Pokémon cards. Doesn’t work
He is forced to push a narrative. Poor guy just wants to be funny.
@@johnpearceboyer I guess, but his producers care very much about him being liked, which just sounds pitiful. Anthony Jeselnik describes to Joe Rogan what it was like to write for Fallon's show.
@@johnpearceboyer poor guy? Poor guy knew exactly what he was getting into. If he just wanted to be funny, there are other outlets he could have chose
I have gotten pretty tired of late night, haven’t watched in years... so boring.
The fact you watched it at all says volumes
Too stupid ... not funny, at all
@@tulipsontheorgan Too woke.
This is one of his best eps yet. Lmao Your editing is getting great; love what you’re adding! He’s the funniest and then your edits make it even better.
Still one of my favorite Tim rants ever
It's still good!
I am a fat person from Ohio. I enjoy olive garden. I'm also a broken person. I think my wife is gonna leave me. I had 3 beers before noon today and its Tuesday.
Thank you
Being broken and obese are prerequisites for living in Ohio
Could have stopped after Ohio.
you doing it right, keep being you, and donate your sperm as often as you can
Tim Dillon is a white Patrice O'Neil. Patrice would've had one of the biggest podcast had he not passed away.
you are 100% correct. I am praying that he stays healthy unlike poor Patrice
4:00 this rant kills me 🤣
Just discovered this guy ,got a lot to say
The world needs people like this
I can't stop listening to this guy! 🤣 He's shockingly accurate and absurd.
"What's going on MADISON?"
"Um! I'mtryingtobuyacar..."
"ALRIIIIIIGHT...!"
Olive garden is not food... Girlfriend got food poisoning, we received a gift certificate just to get wine spilled on me and more microwaved food
😂😂
You sir are hilarious and on point. Thanks for making my day!
I present all my set of skills to protect this man.
'Jimmy' is a funny dude , of course I'm talking about 'Jimmy' from the southpark.
Jimmy from South Park was smarter than Fallon
Jimmy should win a comedy award
Wow what a terrific audience
I wish my job was to sit and get yelled at by tim dillon
fuk dat wud awesome-i got next
I Love Mr.Dillon. Just Awesome :)
What happened to the version with the pictures and videos that was even more hilarious
I am currently looking for it
The name of the channel was like
Yeah that was hilarious. The user removed it for some reason
Spoiler: Tim Dillon owns an Olive Garden franchise.
I can see that
This is one of the best Tim Dillon clips of all time. I remember someone did an edit of this with proper visuals and it got well over a million views.
Same but I can't find that video anymore. I think they took it down.
@@h.d.5194 I hated that video. It was 100% focused on Jimmy Fallon and that's not what Tim Dillon is talking about here. And it's not just Fallon's show that's awful.
Kimmel and Colbert are insufferable.
@@h.d.5194 And I'll go as far as saying that Conan on TBS isn't too different from the rest of the bottom of the barrel.
Conan was only good when he had the late night show.
What he did on TBS is dreadful.
The type of people I've always imagined to watch late night are those extras watching TV in the Eminem's "My Name is" music video
"I want to go to a taping of the tonight show.". Ahahaha
Great rant!
Lmao Jimmy Fallon really did go to olive garden with post malone
I love it that this podcast has a laugh track
I hope Ben never figures out that he can mute his own microphone.
Tim DIllon needs his own very nontraditional late night show
Unfortunately, we live in an era when Hollywood does not reward ACTUAL challenging, edgy content.
i would say thats what this is
😂 Guy in the back waiting to have a Travis Bickle moment 😂
Brie Larson just started a TH-cam channel and its every bit as vapid as you could imagine
Oh god
Ugh no...So Hollywood is gonna start trying to move to TH-cam in hopes of remaining relevant?
It shows how out of touch they are that they think a TH-cam channel should be launched with fanfare. Every great TH-cam channel started small, and built their audience thought months and years of hard work.
One of the best faculty correct rants of all time !!!
Fucking amazing so glad this man exists
"What's shrimps cocktail??" - ha ha
Perfect rant.
“Lemme ask you a question… what are you doing? What in god’s name are you doing?” 😭😭😭😂😂😂
I worked at a restaurant in times Square and its like he was in our heads after waiting tables there all day long everyday
Tim is one of my absolute favorites. As much as I love Rogan, Tim is starting to even surpass Rogan in some ways due to his AUTHENTICITY and HUMOR. LOVE IT! KEEP IT UP!!!!!
i’m a huge fan of rogan’s, and i think he can be pretty funny...at times. timmy d, on the other hand, can pile on the funny relentlessly. just my opinion
Free Hunter I totally agree
Gotta look good today cause Jimmy!! Dude Tim is poetic
Anyone want to go to a taping of the tonight show?
What's first prize?
@@apatternedhorizon A brand new Cadillac Eldorado baby.
@@apatternedhorizon you surely know what third prize is..
@@SeaOrcRonnie olive garden
@@apatternedhorizon third prize is you're fired. Search Alec Baldwin best performance on the tube 🤙
Having your job be simply sitting next to Tim ranting would be a dream job
"It's too ranty and too dark" - hey, leave my girl outta this, see!
this guys rants are on another level
Refreshing.
Thanks to "Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillion" I've found my purpose in life.... grifting from Town to Town pulling one over on poor, unsuspecting middle aged women. Thanks Tim.
Low cost, high quality.
Glad to see you've realized your full potential through exigent optimism.
This might be the best rant ive ever heard in my life
Best. Rant. Ever.
Tim needs to go on Kimmel or Fallon and tell them how much they suck
I'm an actor in Hollywood, been on a few shows, guest star/co star stuff, not rich or famous at all. The best thing to happen is Hollywood/msm becoming increasingly irrelevant. They don't deserve the power they wield at tis point. I can't wait for independent versions of the Hollywood establishment, independent studios, shows, features, award shows, an alternative to Netflix, TH-cam...it'll happen.
"Wazshrimcocktayl??" Lol
Someone put an amazing edit of this intercut with clips of Jimmy Fallon and The Olive Garden, but I can't seem to find it. Maybe is was deleted? Does anyone know what I am talking about?
Yes lol I can’t find I either. It was such a well edited video
I can’t find it either it was a masterpiece
This man speaks my mind ❤️💪🏻👍🏻🔥
This is why Tim is the realest
You are my generations George Carlin. I love your observational genius!
Tim Dillion is seriously a treasure/gift in these modern times.
@0:52 Tim solved Covid origins before people even knew what it was
this is brilliant
You are on point.
Spot on!!
This is fantastic
Tim you are a precious person that should be preserved at all costs, we in England have a comedian a bit like you, where everything’s off the cuff. You are a joy to listen to, thank you for being you.
I cant wait until Tim starts getting movie roles and has to make that Patton Oswalt hard steer left. Its gonna be really interesting
I love the fact that he goes like a 'kombajn' totally over all of it. Great!
seeing Letterman live was awesome fun...it only took 2 hours in the middle of the afternoon!
I'd wanna go to a tapping of The Tonight Show, but only if you were on the panel so I could see you light Jimmy up! 🤣
Conan played a lot of the core typical late night game, but he was a lot more than that. Conan is a real comic and creative person. All his stuff was genuine and unique, and even he recognizes that late night game is over, that's why he's ending his show to do something different on HBO.
conan was the last of decent late night, RIP format
this video made me want some olive garden and look up the Jimmy Fallon bit lol.
Wow, that Olive Garden rant was spot on!
Inoperable is such a great word for tonight shows in general, holy shit
Tim going fire in this, classic celeb take down stuff,
This is great!
Lol my boomer dad said he would go to a taping of that show 🤣
Tim. Is a human treasure.
love ya Tim...
3:50 the Shanghai part hits different now😭😭😭😭😭
Tim D. is so spot on
when Tim's on he's on!
So epic and true!!
I went to a Letterman taping in 85’. I saw Michael J Fox coming off Back to the Future.
It was pretty cool.
Tim Dillon ... goes hard. Holy hell...
Love his full speed ahead rants rminds me of farley, hicks , and a small bit of carlin tooo
mr timmy d is an orator of the highest caliber-yes or yes?