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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ม.ค. 2020
- The great Raymond Kump makes it out for a tour of Los Angeles. They talk about when men were men, Rogan endorsing Bernie, Ray filming celebrities at a Malibu restaurant and Tim apologizes to Timothée Chalamet and Billie Eilish. Also, Tim is finally launching his jewelry line.
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what happens when the corona virus reaches skid row?
Go black and white on the camera
This podcast makes for a good GTA5 radio.
Your "podcast studio" looks like I'm watching a security camera at a gay bar. You should just rename this to 2 Bears 1 Twink.
The Tim Dillon Show 🔥🤘
Looks like a Best Buy geek squad team meeting during a power outage.
LMAO!!!!
Pretty good
I enjoyed that.
I can't stop laughing at this comment 😂... Best buy geek squad 😂 😂 😂
😂😂😂
Who needs a studio? Just get a booth at a dimly lit corporate steak house.
God I wish
I was going to say a shut down benihana but this works too
Do I want lobster on my steak. No, but yes!
needs the old 60 minutes intro with the clock ticking and the corpse of Morley Safer
An old MacBook and a blue snowball in a booth at an unpopular restaurant
I love when Tim mocks Rays voice. It’s so good
I love it when you don't kill yourself
Listen to me
The ray impression never gets old, especially in front of him 😂
LITHEN TO ME
this one's a true classic. i've went back to this at least 4 or 5 times.
same
Same!
Have you no decency sir? At long last have you no decency?
Yep. Everything’s just clicking.
I do that with a lot of episodes lol, the only thing I actually rewatch pretty frequently
“Shut up you havent been introduced”
Lmfao “they know me”
"His name is Dylon Ren"
"Make sure you bleep his name"
Tim, Ray and Ben are podcasting live from the black void in our souls
PERFECTION 👏
Stan O'Neill love it
*small nod *
Almost 2024 and I still think this is the greatest podcast episode of all time, not even close
Ray obviously needs to be a consistent part of the show again. He brings out Tim's crazy energy like no other person.
Ray sounds like he perpetually has food in his mouth
Bitching On a Budget he actually does but that’s what makes him charming
He sounds like Jay Leno doing Frank Caliendo's John Madden impression.
Ray is insanely funny on Kump Podcast 💪😷🌈
@@tonyg490 What a reference lol
I thought it was the machine for a while because I wasn't watching, just listening.
"Most irish people are not supposed to speak, they're supposed to emote. They should sing, tell tales...." 😂
Drink & fight
@@matthewjamison Those are my two favorite Irish emotes
Makin movies, makin songs, and foightin round the woooorld 🎶
Tim has the energy of a fat guy from the 19th century trying to get in good with the British people that don't like the Irish people
@@imemberberryRussell Crowe is Australian
I LOVE watching Tim imitate Ray in front of Ray and watching Rays sincere joy at this. It is MY FAVORITE THING ❤️
Dude that Ad read for Another Bachelor podcast was legendary
Amazing. But also true: some people skate through their entire life, without ever being told that they’re a pain-in-the-ass if they take themselves seriously while not being disciplined or unique or committed to anything at all
I'm guessing the guys at Another Bachelor Podcast won't be advertising on The Tim Dillon Show anymore. That's a damn shame. This is probably the best plug they'll ever get.
@@RealCallMeTony Im tryna remember if Tim's been on Theo's podcast since this. Gotta be awkward.
I'm conflicted, because this ad read had me.. IN. FUCKING. TEARS. 😭 😂
But also.. Tim and Theo are my favorite 2 podcasts, and I always liked Nick. The MMA knowledge, and also his agnosticism balances out Theo's ridiculous "don't trust ppl who don't believe in God" shtick 😂.
The read is on point for Tim's nihilist shtick (and they kinda asked for it by advertising a Bachelor podcast on a show by a lunatic with a penchant for shittttting on ad reads), but the comment about Nick "thinking he's the reason Theo Von is funny" ooooooooof. That felt real.
It was dog shit.
@@blappichulo9015 he went on theos podcast after this
The “Dylan Roof has a Wikipedia” line had me dead
51:40
“..,We’re 16 minutes into this read”
Hahahahah😂😂😂
Tim Dillon should host a completely separate podcast pretending to be Ray Kump the entire time.
Yeeeeeeees!
Doesn't have to be super long. a solid sitcom length of 20mins
fake business enters the podcast world!
And have it beat Kumps actual podcast in views
@@TheJellyfish800 Kump is totally way better when Tim is around.
Talking about Jews and screaming the N word.
First 12 seconds and I think “goddamn I love this fuckin guy” Tim is a part of my day now. Had several dark days this week and this guy had me crying from laughter. I hope he’s takin care of himself that fat slob
He's the fucking best man.
Sure he does: if he feels the cold he just lights up.
i love dillons impersonation of ray even though it sounds absolutely nothing like him
LITHEN TO ME!
Tim this is a dream team trio you have here. The studio itself doesn’t matter, nobody has a crazy studio that the viewer actually sees anyway.
Some day the great Alex Jones will be a guest and the world will end promptly afterwards
Keemy I would like a closer shot to see Tim while he rants. I agree the studio decorations and lighting don’t matter
Idk if y’all know or not but Tim went on the Alex Jones show already there’s a video of it on TH-cam
Ray sounds like he perpetually has food in his mouth
Keemy out here predicting the future
Alex was a guest on his Patreon with Ray ! There’s video!
Tim live from the black cube.
The fucking black cube, goddamn. Ominous, incredibly powerful, devoid of color, simple geometry. I love you for this but also upset because I wanted my podcast to be from something like da black cube.
Is that the one in space like the movie of the same name?
I hope he sees this, dude.
Rocky Dennis Jesus spot on man, cant read it without thinking of this dude drooling
I come back to this podcast just to listen to the 20 minute ad about another bachelor podcast. Possibly the greatest bit of podcasting ever produced 🐐
"You see that coming from a mile away..."
Tim and Ray are perfect together. Good chemistry. Best podcasting.
It’s honestly top tier
Exciting times with the new studio, but part of me will always miss the scenic nature of the porch. It was a nice pleasant contrast to the adventurous exploration of the dark recesses of Tim's mind.
But hey, that's life in the big city.
jwolff1991 I liked the porch as well. It kind of reminded me of going to a house party and going out to smoke a cigarette and running into somebody talkin about conspiracy theories in the middle of the night.
Porch Lover here
Also that you could see Tim’s face and gestures while he rants. It was weirdly relaxing.
💀🍷🌃
My friend Ron, used to say that back in the late 70's early 80's in NJ. So funny to hear it again, that's life in the big city. 🤣
I LOVE Tim’s face anytime Ray starts to talk. Also, I have watched this episode an unhealthy amount of times.
At the end of the day…
Word
Tim being gay is the longest running joke in comedic history
If anybody has not listened to Tim and Ray at the pizza hut buffet you are missing out. It sticks with me to this day. Haunting stuff.
Where can I find the vid?
@@lukegromacki9863 audio only, from back when he was on gas digital
They’re inside that black cube in Mecca
Tim Dillon is the best value advertisers can get...because he bashes it hilariously for 40 minutes. Then he says your whole family will die if you don't use the promo code. This is the only channel where I fully watch every advertisment.
Your "podcast studio" looks like I'm watching a security camera at a gay bar. You should just rename this to 2 Bears 1 Twink.
Jeff B woah there buddy, its funny because he’s fat AND gay.
@skankhunt42 How dare you bring gender into this when some people out there have no gender!!! Lol.
I love this.
Looks like the Epstein basement.
@@rhelferstay no they don't
Just bought my ticket for the seminar! I was only a bystander in my life but Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon has let me take back control of my life presenting unique opportunities for my family and friends at a low cost yet high quality!
I can't hear this over my 58 year old co worker Doreen screaming into her cell phone even though I have both headphones in. will resume momentarily
0:25 Twenty five seconds in and Ray has me laughing. "They know me"
This is a certified hood classic
This is the episode to go to when I need to show to my friends that never seen Tim Dillon.
This is by far the best ad read. Exceeds the brilliance of Better Help.
Perfect chemistry with Tim and Ray.
I don’t know what episode but Tim once explained why he starts his Ray impression saying “Listen to me!” He said something to the effect of: “I see Ray’s natural habitat as in an 1800’s frontier town where two young women have gone missing and the people have back Ray up against a barn and he’s trying to explain how he didn’t kidnap and kill them, HEY, LISTEN TO ME!” So hilarious, almost crashed my car.
We need shirts with pictures of Ray and the words “LISTEN TO ME!”
Lol
Sounds like Jeff Bridges in True Grit
Tim’s Ray impressions are the funniest... I mean, I laugh crying every time. He should be on every time... they just play off each other so well.
There is NOTHING better when he does the Ray impressions and you can hear Ray's little "giggle" in the background
1:32:29 peak Ray. Even Tim fell over
this is my favorite episode. I have watched this like 20 times
My favorite is Pizzahut Buffet
Same
Cancel your family is good also
Dark room in the corner of a corporate steakhouse good
Tim's impression of Kump is the single funniest thing I've ever heard.
Love how Tim's been getting a studio together for over a year now
"uncooked" is one my favorite new insults of 2020.
Do people actually pay this man to do advertisements for them? I’m in love
He only advertises fake businesses that he created himself
@@BlazRaI called Betterhelp and I got Ray on the line.
But after while I realized i was trippin.. it was clearly Tim pretending to be Ray.
I actually really like the jet black it makes you guys look like you're some sort of a secret organization that's meeting to inform us about what's going on.
Life in the big city studio
They'll getcha
"It doesn't matter!"
I love that people pay Tim to shit on what they’re advertising. Man is living the dream
Kump is tremendous. We love Kump. More Kump.
Missed you babe.
Started listening to this podcast on my way to Costco, then I turned around and went back home to contemplate the shame that is my life
Next tier ad read. I had a feeling it would piss off these guys when you did the read last time lol
Yeah but it was so necessary. These podcast producers all think theyre hot shit. Im so glad he went in harder
Is that ed McMahon back from the dead?
That bachelor podcast is the best plug I've ever heard.
Less than a yr later timmy got a new studio almost done. So happy i found ya man. Another positive impact the JRE has had on my life.
25:17
I’m from Long Island and I support this 100%
This is the best overweight duo since Joey Diaz and lee Syatt.
Love it when Donald Kump is on.
I bought a RidgeWallet and forgot the code.
How dare you.
That's life in the big city
@@alexmendoza9645 Lol
Dad?
I could listen to Tim talk for 30 min a day every single day.
FootballJunkie only 30mins? Dude I’m willing to do at least 2 hrs
I often say the phrase, (1:05:04) I like tender meat, in Ray's voice. Often enough that my wife thinks something's wrong with me.
Imagine actually listening to a podcast discussing the bachelor.
Had the knife right on the skin, about to cross the street & old Tim steps in & gives me another hour.
Casey Jones Da Lorax down the river, faker
Hey dont you have a Yamaha to zoom on hmmm? Some chromed out 1100's to sit pretty on "lil Wayne"
@J ronnn Tim stopped my dad and kid from killing me at my job. my hands are tied
I love outsiders who read the Tim Dillon comment-section and think they’re being literal and serious
@J ronnn I can't even do my suicide correctly & you want me to produce an offspring??? Hey heres an idea! Why dont you give me some life advice. You are obviously at the pinnacle of mental & financial stability, & you just happened to grace the Tim Dillon with your surperior thoughts & solutions. Yes we all know how smart & important you are now that you have allowed us to be graced by your unrelenting thought process. We should kill ourselves together & do the world a double favor.
Ray has become one of my favorite podcast listens. Wish he got more push
Words cannot even begin to describe how empowered I feel after buying perfectly set stones from your door to door jewelry business. You're truly changing lives for the better and it's amazing. Thank you so much.
Tim dillon is my scumbag hero. Protect him at all costs
One of the greatest episodes imo
Feels good to have the boys back together
Everbody got stand up comedy
Tim gives us sit-down calm comedy
From Robert E Lee's wife wikipedia page:
"Lee taught her female slaves to read and write and was an advocate of eventual emancipation. She did not free her slaves, but could have under state law of the time."
Tim hit the mark with this one, he should start writing the script as soon as possible.
32:22 Ben's mind, "I have a cool boss."
This is the perfect studio set up.
I love it guys! Can't wait to see the evolution of it all. Ben's laughter is a warm, soft blanket that lays over this podcast.
It happened! A video! A studio! Congrats Tim and Ben - you do a great job, guys, and I appreciate you; I mean it! 🙌🏻🙌🏻
TRULY LIFE IN THE BIG CITY!! 🎉🎉
11:55 like a fine wine
Look at this video and then tell me Lucie isn't a feeder
The awkwardness that followed ray saying he’d bite some dudes mouth was great
Ray doesn't look nearly as bad as I was expecting.
Haaaaaa! How was this not pinned?!?!
He looks decent here. Check out his solo podcast for a better look...
“Be happy with less.” Love ya Tim D.
"It's not all just comedy and doom and gloom" Tim i fucking love you
It's been great watching you glo up from the studio at gas digital to your own studio with a strong patreon following. Life in the mother fuckin big city for Tim and Ben, God bless you both
Ben checking the levels every time tim talks like its a real job
I like the guy for that. He's actually taking the sound seriously. It's a vital component of the show (obviously). I listened to a podcast the other day and it sounded like the guests mics were at like 30 percent. Not great.
Ben, is a good lad.
@@ducksinarowpatience3670 that always aggravated me about watching the Church of What's Happening Now is the sound and the video would always be really fucked up
@@BlazRa I mean we're lucky that Lee was able to even physically survive the rigors of that podcast, much less do anything production-wise. Guy spent half the episodes in a vegetative state lmao
Thank you lmao wasn’t just me
The constant new studio was one of the funniest bits this show has had 😂 This was my favourite camera angle of the show. Direct in the face now seems too direct
This is the greatest shit since Jesus "Sermon on the mount".
pretty vacant and you’re underselling it
I feel like ive put 100 views on this episode. One of the funniest hour and 40 min on the internet. the last 15 min jewel bit is solid gold
loved it ray is so funny with tim's style of making fun of him
ray and tim are fkn hilarius together
bro every podcast they do tim claims that they’ll censor someone’s name but always end up releasing it anyways 🤣🤣
Tim and Ray are still the funniest duo
Another Bachelor Podcast ad read lmao. What self respecting dudes makes a podcast....about ......The Bachelor?
It's Theo Von's producer
Robin l
I love the studio! Seeing all three of you guys together is the shit! Well done.
"He's uncooked" ---Kump on Timothy 'Shallamay'
I’m very exited for the Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon seminar!
Finally! Video! ....Life in the big TH-cam community.
actually i like the void of a background, its like watching federal agents on sodium pentathol that used a spare room in the pentagon
best ad read ever lmao
Put a photo of the porch on the wall, the whole wall
the "Dylan Roof has a Wikipedia" comeback was the best timing.
You’re an avatar, you’re a shadow that’s reflected off a lake, in the moonlight. - Words of a prophet.
For me this was the funniest episode in quite a while.... feeling the benefits of the new studio right away. Keep it up fellas