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God: Yes, I am here. Now praise for Emkay
God: Stop groveling. I hate it when people do that.
😂
Keep grovelling. I love it when people do that.
@@EmKay It was a Monty Python reference zoomer.
@@EmKay hello emkay
Cats and Inkjet Printers have one key difference. Cats actually provide you with something.
Pain and suffering
@@patfre Inkjet printers also provide you with that.
They provide you with heavy debt
Like garfield
Indeed
"Are you there god? It's a me, Mario" almost made me spit out my drink 🤣🤣
it sounds like a threat
@@nt33_old lol
yes
7:10 depending on the type, my dad is an animal feed truck driver, he gets very dirty with dust from the animal feed either being blown from the truck or sweeping out the back of the truck, it's also hot in the back of the container in the summer so he sweats a lot too.
6:33
As someone who used to work for T-Mobile, the reason there are no towers in Nebraska is because 5G screws with their very delicate telescopes they have out there, so the government said "No"
understood 😏😎
I thought it was because the towers ran Windows 1.0. :p
6:57 Truck drivers _pay_ to take showers at truck stops. Sharing a shower would let them pay _less._ Management doesn't like this, because, obviously, it cuts into their bottom line.
Lemme guess, America? Is there anything you don't have to pay for there?
oh...
I just assumed that they were f***ing.
@Kyouko sarcasm is free and sometimes people will offer you free lead but most try to dodge that offer.
@ThEsEwInGgEeK miri you wanna split a shower with me 😍
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon 🙄Yes, the US has paid showers in truck stops. So do a lot of other countries. There are, in fact, very few places in the world where you can just walk in off the street and take a shower for free.
You're more likely to end up a Squidward than a Spongebob working in a burger joint.
I became the guy that just screams, "My leg!"
5:33 I can actually explain this lmao. So basically fruit roll ups were pretty unpopular in Israel compared to other snacks for a really long time, but then a "food hack" that uses them got really popular on TikTok, which caused a massive shortage, that later also led to them becoming stupidly overpriced
I used to have that bluetooth cassette player. I got it at one of the last remaining radioshacks in the early 2010s for my first car. However, I left it in the car during the summer and it stopped working.
When i went to Best Buy to buy another, they laughed at me bc they didnt think such a technology existed. And started trying to make me, a socially anxious high schooler, question myself.
Went to radio shack and found another.
0:22 why the hell did I think it was going to be an electric knife
1:58 as a person with ADHD, this is almost too relatable
13:36 *Meant for the tape players of older automobiles, it also turns your BoomBox into a Bluetooth speaker!*
9:36 Fun fact: This used to be illegal. Then it changed under that head of the FCC everyone hated. Even though he's gone, no changes have been made. Almost like old people with power don't care unless it makes the news.
3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) melted butter
1 1/2 cups of cyanide
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3 large eggs
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup Hershey's cocoa
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
Preheat the oven to 350F degrees. Line an 8-inch square metal pan with foil and grease only the bottom of the foil.
In a large mixing bowl combine melted butter, cyanide and vanilla with a wooden spoon until well blended.
Add eggs and beat well with spoon until creamy.
In a small bowl whisk together the flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt.
Gradually add the flour mixture to the egg mixture, beating gently until well mixed.
Spread batter evenly into prepared pan.
Bake 40 to 45 minutes or until brownies appear set and begin to pull away from the sides of the pan.
Remove from the oven and cool the brownies completely in pan on wire rack.
Cut brownies into desired size and shape.
This recipe makes one 8-inch pan of Chocolate Brownies.
The oringal recipe
3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) melted butter
1 1/2 cups sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3 large eggs
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup Hershey's cocoa
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
Preheat the oven to 350F degrees. Line an 8-inch square metal pan with foil and grease only the bottom of the foil.
In a large mixing bowl combine melted butter, sugar and vanilla with a wooden spoon until well blended.
Add eggs and beat well with spoon until creamy.
In a small bowl whisk together the flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt.
Gradually add the flour mixture to the egg mixture, beating gently until well mixed.
Spread batter evenly into prepared pan.
Bake 40 to 45 minutes or until brownies appear set and begin to pull away from the sides of the pan.
Remove from the oven and cool the brownies completely in pan on wire rack.
Cut brownies into desired size and shape.
This recipe makes one 8-inch pan of Chocolate Brownies.
Thanks.
When do I add the human remains tho?
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon when you want to add it
You forgot the 3 cups of vanilla extract
@@CCM278 that's him officer that's the guy!
Father Ted and Father Dougal didn't chain themselves to a railing outside a cinema just for their "down with this sort of thing" protest sign to be credited to Monty Python!
Damn straight
yeah I was boutta say
Hell yeah!
3:46 The shotgun is for the Make-a-Wish Foundation for when the kid doesn't die. 4:09 I need a shirt that says that I hope it works.
4:43 When your marketing is level max
I was on a train once for the first time by myself and I saw that exact same 'lunch box' with human organs for transplant on it and the owner of it was this old guy reading a book on ways to cook exotic meat, and that was the last time I took a train alone.
Was his name Hannibal by any chance.
1:16 gawd dang is he getting ready for a boss fight?
0:23 “Omfg!” It is hilarious to me to hear that pronounced as a word! 😂
His voice goes so low it makes my speakers shake like its bass boosted
0:59
When the IT internee is asked to do something related to servers
Down with this sort of thing is a reference to the show Farther Ted, that protester clearly had a sense of humour
1:23 *[this kitchen was removed on my birthday]*
Love moments like this
That was my little sister’s birthday❤❤
@@rabbitmilkshake I somehow never got a notification for this comment but that's wholesome!
All the narrators should do a video together
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
2:07 honestly they should have just called the guy out he deserves it
10:55
Never heard him laugh that high pitched
5:40 I heard about this! Yeah apparently fruit roll ups are REALLY expensive in Israel
another banger from the snack, i love emkay and their awesome narrators :’)
🍂🍃🍁🍀☘🌿🌱⚘🌷🌼🌻🌴🌵🌾🌺🥀🌹🦠🏵🌸💐 Plant. And animal
@@rytb09-gaming *burns it all , then showers it in oil*
toasty
13:30 is just a Taco Bell employee.
i have come back to say that i just successfully disarmed a soda bomb cause someone left a 2 liter of ginger ale in our big freezer for who knows how long and the amount of pressure built up that thing was minutes away from exploding and this is why i don’t sleep in during the day anymore and i always randomly check the freezer oven or stove which some people think i am weird for doing but trust me i saved our house from burning down once cause someone turned the oven on and forgot about a box of pizza in the oven and people leave a pot of tea on and forget about it and people leave stuff in the freezer and forget about it and i am not cleaning up after another exploded frozen soda also a tip always open your bottled drink of tea or soda or whatever before putting it in the freezer to release the pressure so you don’t have it build up as it freezes if you are gonna forget about it
Unless you have a gas stove leaving it on likely won't start a fire. It takes a lot of time and very specific conditions for an oven fire to happen.
Leaving a soda in the freezer won't cause it to explode just turn to ice and break the plastic if there's too much in there which could create a mess.
Robin and Jack need to reverse subreddits. Jack is already so crazy he wouldn't be effected by the depressing subs and it would give Robin a break from them.
Actually, Jack is NOT Crazy...
He isn't NEARLY Sane enough to be Crazy...
I don't think he's gotten to Joker levels of Insane yet, but I don't think it'll take him all that long to get there...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
P.S.: Sanity is HIGHLY Overrated...
I don't like Robin and want him to suffer 😌
2:27 You mean you _didn't_ see Spaceballs, Jack? You should, best parody movie ever.
2:24 It's a reference to Spaceballs!
The secret password is 12345.
One of the best movies ever
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon I've got the same password on my luggage!
3:00 I was going to ask "what kind of lingerie weighs 62-64kg," which is about 137-141lbs, but then realized... that was probably the weight category for the person wearing it.
0:54 For FFXIV, I need this.
9:22 Mr. Krabs hired me when I was only four. He used me for slave labour. I cant apply for other jobs because I lack basic education. He pays me a dollar a day. The only food I get to eat is krabby patties. My heart could stop beating at anytime.
Nothing like watching EmKay on my birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy late birthday 🎉
All other states in the US: *Reasonable cellphone coverage*
Nebraska: Have fun with no coverage on the California Zephyr at night!
1:12 Wife's sense of humor is on point. 😆
The "No. More. Plastic." book being wrapped in plastic is also a great contender for /fuckyouinparticular
1:17 “so whatcha doin this weekend” “Oh uh… not much. You?”
The not much:
not to be that guy but ✨actually✨ just-pressed olive oil has different colours depending on a bunch of factors + the ancient greek used colour words differently. the author (madeline miller) is a history buff & greek teacher. she used the expression correctly. the more you know!
Yeah, the roll-ups situation here is getting kinda crazy here for no reason at all
4:53 Does everyone still get that joke or am I just old now?
14:15 I love that Jack thought that "Bo" was the name of the manager. I don't blame him I doubt they have Bojangle's in Australia but still I think it's funny lol
Very dirty, and that's because they breakdown constantly and everything is greased. My grandpa was a trucker and he always smelled like grease, gas, and oil. It's even like that in the cabin.
12:08 Good to see Mario praying.
DUDE I EXPERIENCED THE THING IN THE THUMBNAIL IRL
It was a church instead of a theater
“Down with this sort of thing” is a quote from the Irish comedy show ‘Father Ted’
Absolutely nothing to do with Monty Python
What stopped King Midas from wearing metal Knight gloves they would turn to Gold but they already made of a metal that moves so it's not his skin touching it meaning that the gold would be touching it not his skin so he could grab stuff without turning it to gold
That thing about which "download" button is the right one is why I still use the status bar on my PC browser
Even the person who put that cover photo up messed it up.. forgot the saying is "it's a me a Mario!"
Those ADHDinos... I felt that. I felt that.
Was not expecting a SpaceBalls reference. I'm guessing that's a can of Perri-Air?
5:39 I think this is forbidden because the gelatin is not kosher (it’s made from animal collagen).
someone asked if the younger generations have never heard of Spaceballs (cannot find the comment now, so posting response as a new comment):
it's true, I too had to google the reference 😔
I mean, at least I already knew about dark helmet, but that's the extent of it.
That was me and TH-cam fudged my comment and several others also disappeared apparently.
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon weird!
yeah, I tried replying to your comment, but YT said that there were 'difficulties' and 'you cannot reply right now'
glad that you're back!
@@thesewinggeekmiri9029 It's pretty normal. TH-cam has been cracking down on comments by hiding or removing them a lot this year.
3:44 what kinda badass pump-action revolver...
0:93 I think that one was in a video of Microsoft Sam Reads Stupid And Weird Signs
"wet mom's day" hmmmm hmmmm hmmmmmmmm I found my new fetish
2:27 where’s my vacuum cleaner? I have to go to there to, uh, clear my mind, with a vacuum cleaner, yeah
Technically we do have flying cars... At least (and at most) one. There is a dummy in it.
0:93 in Canada there was this prank tv show called Just For Laughs Gags and I can totally see them making a gag based off this sign
7:23 where the 45 - 54 year olds at?
9:24 Either you die a spongebob or live long enough to see yourself become squidward.
My cat's name is Inkjet, and this is from before i knew it was a printer.
As a truck drivers son, you get very dirty, especially when you have a flatbed trailer
“can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” 🤣😂
0:23 I didn’t see the written text at first so when Jack said Razr until I saw the picture I thought he meant an actual electric razor that you shave with as opposed to the hit Motorola phone from the 90s
The shotgun is for when your card declines.
We all love Oliver
I love you too ❤
0:28 if you know and you’re cultured… then you HAVE to be thinking the same thing.
@8:51 Do I make a SpaceBalls "I have the same combination on my luggage" or a TF2 "Meet the Spy" reference? Both are close, but not exact. Decisions, decisions...
0:18 NOT THE RAZR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the thumbnail lured me in for this
9:45 soooooo where is this magical store…
13:18 I passively wondered what the UK had planned for currency and stamps given that they hold to the odd practice of putting a freeloading billionaire on those things, but I got a piece of mail from Essex yesterday and ole no-job Lizzy is still on there.
3:44 **MEDIC! from Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack plays**
I've noticed the "Nebraska hole" on coverage maps, as well!! Like... wtf is up with Nebraska? Do they just not count?
The planet Druidia is a reference to the movie Spaceballs that came out in 1987.
The Meteorologist is also like What?!
the frootrollups in a suit case was because of a trend on tiktok
8:50 huh, I have the same code on my luggage!
These memes have been approved by a Smooth Criminal
As for the thumbnail, I work at movie theater and I would honestly would do that if I could.
I have a Bluetooth tape adapter, works great for my music, phone calls not so much. Mainly cause the mic Is on the adapter.
Isn't "down with this sort of thing" from Father Ted?
I am the bread mech, Take some bread! 🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
I did not expect to see Breadnaught in the wild today...
Time for some underworld delivery of *bread*
Omg marbecs?! Do you read starstruck? 13:13
13:56 My math teacher last year had this exact lunchbox.
7:12 They don't want husband and wife truckers, you know, "shifting gears" if you know what I mean. I would say let them do what they want, you charged them 15-30$ for a shower, and you know good an well if they're in their too long you'll start knocking... however, as a fellow trucker... I don't like stepping in fluids, even with my shower shoes on.
0:49 nope i dont have one. Checkmate, boys
Or just amabs
8:44 I think they are supposed to be snorkeling
10:10 google "co-lying"
Jack singing bits
1:55
4:57
9:36
I hear my secret password 12345 is also used on someone's luggage.
be me
in pain bc had to get my toenail rem0ved halfway due to it being ingr0wn
emkay posts
chill
pain is gone
Be me
Ingrown nail because I have skill issue
Be in pain
Get surgery
Ingrown nail returns
Get surgery
Do this 3 times
Give up
Get extra toe that protrudes upwards on your left big toe
Chill with it coz no infection no more
8:49 up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and Start 🙂
0:21 my phone literally shut down here
4:55 Does he know ninjago? or is this an actual song bc this is in ninjago, zane sings it in season 1.
Love from a OneTopic and Vaush fan!
Wait am I just too innocent, what was the watch about? At most it looked like bunny or a three.