Robin needs to be a voice actor for superhero movies or something. Dude probably has the ability to make himself sound like a villain who lived in a sewer for 300 years.
8:17 - just a reminder, Doraemon the character _canonically_ walks around with something called the "EARTH DESTRUCTION BOMB" in his 4th Dimension Pocket (a type of Bag of Holding), and he's been doing it since the '70s. It's more accurate to think of Metal Gears as desperate attempts to create a stalemate condition with... a blue cat robot from the future.
8:28 That is a silencer for the german PzH2000 SPG. Because the training site is too close to a nearby village,the training would otherwise be too loud,so they build that thing.
Dude, the guy in the suit is the most dangerous of them all. the fact that he is so plain just screams secret boss, or subversive boss, he is the guy you are supposed to underestimate but has the most complex and difficult attack patterns to master. Its like how some of the harder boss fights in Fromsoft games are often the ones with ordinary looking dudes. Oh how Jetstream Sams Gimmick was he was just really good with the sword.
At 2:54 can’t believe that he thought that this was a ACCIDENT. It is clearly the heavy from team fortress 2. I am ashamed on behalf of all of the gamer community. Also it just looks insane, so good job to whoever carved it.
I can actually see how to make this. It's not a linear game, you just choose boss fights, maybe off a tier difficulty menu or something, you have to beat x number of bosses from a tier to beat the final tier boss and unlock the next tier, etc, etc. That way, you can add more bosses to the game as you develop them. Each boss has some unique mechanic, and the player character gets some special gimmick ability for each fight... Not sure about rewards, level-ups, and progression, though, I just came up with this.
No. No. No. The business man samurai is absolutely the strongest of them all. Never get in the way of a sad man with nothing to lose that works an office job. This man will mess you up and send your head to your boss in the same paper bag he ate his lunch earlier in the day
TBH I kind of liked how Rogue One basically says that if you're force sensitive you get actual plot armour! Storm troopers are perfectly capable of hitting their targets until thos targets are force sensitive at which time the force makes the shorts miss even if they were on target. Right up to the point the plot is finished with you, at which point you suffer the fate of a car that the hero has just jumped out of!
2:00 Oh that's randy, I thought that was bob belcher. Bob would definitely lose in fight of the worse, he never yells at his kids, or hurts them, and he will go out of his way to make them happy, even if what they want is a pain to get.
5:25 as a person in orchestra, I’ll say I’m good with a violin, double bass and a stand. I’ll stun them with the E string, get them down by destroying their ankles with the stand, and then stab them with the end pin on the bass. People in choir can just mention they’re in choir. It’ll disappoint them to death
5:22 Last I heard, someone was making an indie game from that image. 8:24 I get the feeling if Jesus wanted to, he could smack across the face, and Zeus couldn't stop him. "This is for Adam, you A-Hole!"
Oh my GOD the gorilla statue! That’s at the Chicago Brookfield Zoo, kills me every single time I see it coming through the front entrance. I go there fairly often and I always see kids innocently climbing all over it, I’ll be honest it’s one of the most entertaining things there
3:02 the protester reminds me of one kick man who completely kicked the room a riot shield during the protest what's goes on, there's a bunch of awesome people at protests, but that dude, he shall not let them pass.
2:52… I am Heavy weapons guy, and this… is my weapon. She weigh one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar cartridges per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon… for twelve seconds. Oh my god, who touched Sasha. Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY GUN. Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
2:33 Raid troopers stats : def 700 atk 300 20 laser shots per gun before 8 second reload period lasers will not miss but can still be deflected Defeat him and repair thensuit to use as you wish.
Alright, I have to come out. for the entry of 1:08 (Bullet Man) I actually was the one who posted it first. but as any great meme, it gets shared and reposted into the form you see before you. Even though that my friend showed this to me and I posted it in r/bossfight, It was still hilarious. Also, the original title of him was "Gold Helmet Gamer, Wild Card of Texas." That was the original post of the photo. But the Bullet Man name sticks out more. To this day, I pretty much made an indirect impact on this very video.
Flaterians are a celestial species that are 2D but in the paper Mario kinda way, like in the beginning of Mario and Luigi paper jam when all those paper toads are meeting the 3D toads, yeah it’s basically like that but usually less terrified
If you keep adding mini, tiny or other words like that, all it will do is make the gun bigger and bigger so you need to call that micogun at 5:44 a MEGAgun
the music one is funny because just yesterday i saw a thing about a gacha rpg game about character’s that use music to fight and if those 4 are not featured in that game i will be disappointed
the dog definitely opens all the pickle jars in a one mile radius
He opened mine
Can confirm. I was the pickle jar
@@tarun3309 lucky
@@Noma-Rake bro what
Big papa pickle
Robin needs to be a voice actor for superhero movies or something. Dude probably has the ability to make himself sound like a villain who lived in a sewer for 300 years.
Depression Man?
I think he is a VA too. Unless I'm mixing up Lexi. I know she's one for sure.
8:17 - just a reminder, Doraemon the character _canonically_ walks around with something called the "EARTH DESTRUCTION BOMB" in his 4th Dimension Pocket (a type of Bag of Holding), and he's been doing it since the '70s. It's more accurate to think of Metal Gears as desperate attempts to create a stalemate condition with... a blue cat robot from the future.
I bet that dog didn't just win, but it also won a toddler.
Dark joke aside, I do love this subreddit. These are just plain hilarious
Dark jokes aside? Are you joke racist now?
@Hacker K is this a joke?, dark jokes are not racist, dark jokes are like what he said above that.
@@coltydoodledoof8237yes, it was a joke
@@coltydoodledoof8237 Jokes are for normies and casuals not superior intellectuals like me.
@snorlax4906 the fact their a top commenter here as well is weird
8:28
That is a silencer for the german PzH2000 SPG.
Because the training site is too close to a nearby village,the training would otherwise be too loud,so they build that thing.
With each post, Robin's spirit soars high, delving into r/bossfight, where epic foes lie.
Dude, the guy in the suit is the most dangerous of them all. the fact that he is so plain just screams secret boss, or subversive boss, he is the guy you are supposed to underestimate but has the most complex and difficult attack patterns to master. Its like how some of the harder boss fights in Fromsoft games are often the ones with ordinary looking dudes. Oh how Jetstream Sams Gimmick was he was just really good with the sword.
5:52
Oh no... Weeping angels agaiiiin? come ooon, I thought they would have learned their lessons from the last 6 paradoxes
At 2:54 can’t believe that he thought that this was a ACCIDENT. It is clearly the heavy from team fortress 2. I am ashamed on behalf of all of the gamer community. Also it just looks insane, so good job to whoever carved it.
Also, 5:21 and 5:23. Who would you alliance, who would you make an enemy, who would you rule, and who would you exile forever?
as a tf2 fan that shit goes hard
imagine if there was a game where you fight all of the these bosses from r/bossfight
Saiori is easy to beat, just say that you want to be her boyfriend
Instant Death Simulator
@@friedrichdergroe6361 why
Cuphead 2 extreme mode
I can actually see how to make this. It's not a linear game, you just choose boss fights, maybe off a tier difficulty menu or something, you have to beat x number of bosses from a tier to beat the final tier boss and unlock the next tier, etc, etc. That way, you can add more bosses to the game as you develop them. Each boss has some unique mechanic, and the player character gets some special gimmick ability for each fight...
Not sure about rewards, level-ups, and progression, though, I just came up with this.
No. No. No. The business man samurai is absolutely the strongest of them all. Never get in the way of a sad man with nothing to lose that works an office job. This man will mess you up and send your head to your boss in the same paper bag he ate his lunch earlier in the day
This is the truest thing I've read all day.
Robin’s impression of the resident evil 4 merchant was spot on
Scarely accurate
You sure he wasn't the one who voice acted as that guy in the first place?
@@Midnight74751or isn’t the merchant in the real world, he probably has pirate game rooms in his basement
@@Average0911 Hmm, yes yes, very true.
2:24 OH GOD IT'S THE TOPPAT CLAN
2:49 WHAT?! WHY HEAVY THERE THO??
I am tiny weapons guy
@@Shiny_Mew151and this, is my weapon
Storm troopers were actually ordered to miss their shots so that the rebels could escape. They put a tracking beacon on the ship.
Your right until Disney basically made it canon that their aim is horrible
TBH I kind of liked how Rogue One basically says that if you're force sensitive you get actual plot armour! Storm troopers are perfectly capable of hitting their targets until thos targets are force sensitive at which time the force makes the shorts miss even if they were on target. Right up to the point the plot is finished with you, at which point you suffer the fate of a car that the hero has just jumped out of!
3:52 "Four score and seven beers ago"
4:30 "CAUTION: Statue May Be Hot" in more ways than one
Thank you. I knew I wasn't the only one thinking that
I also saw that I can't believe he missed it
3:59 only the dr.pepper samurai could rival this man
I was thinking the Mello Yello Monk would be an accurate rival.
No the sprite spirit can fight him
Cheeto samurai
@@Blackmarketbirdseller no no save him for the fight against the Doritonan (Ronan+Doritos)
2:00 Oh that's randy, I thought that was bob belcher. Bob would definitely lose in fight of the worse, he never yells at his kids, or hurts them, and he will go out of his way to make them happy, even if what they want is a pain to get.
2:58 put that chicken in a slingshot and see what happens
you right there, you are a man, the mascot of angy berds
Give the eggs to some pigs with swine flu.
*feathers everywhere*
"anime conventions." As a huge anime fan I hate how accurate this is.
5:06 man had Juan Shott to be a swordsmn and he took it
1:22 Robin:please don’t cook the man
Me;*cooks the man*
me:NOOOO DONT COOK THE MAN
6:32
"It's about to go plaid" is from my favorite scene in Spaceballs.
I never really saw the full movie though.
“SpaceFrog 1, it’s gone to plaid”
9:01 "Why does he have to be so damn big?!"
9:20
That cat's not a villain.
It's the anti-hero "the Punisher"
2:38 that is centurion armour but in star wars. I don't know what came first, but that is amazing!
warhammer centurion armour
5:52 Well, see, the problem here is that they blinked
the peanut disease
2:49
"I am heavy weapons guy..."
"This is my gun..."
"...WHO TOUCH SASHA?!"
"I have yet to meet one who can outsmart *Boolet*"
2:49 “I am heavy jolly ranchers guy” “it costs 400 thousand jolly ranchers” “here I come”
5:47 He sounds so thrilled when he says "Nanogun"
4:33 even better caution statue may be hot.
5:25 as a person in orchestra, I’ll say I’m good with a violin, double bass and a stand. I’ll stun them with the E string, get them down by destroying their ankles with the stand, and then stab them with the end pin on the bass.
People in choir can just mention they’re in choir. It’ll disappoint them to death
As a choir student, I feel destroyed.
5:22 Last I heard, someone was making an indie game from that image.
8:24 I get the feeling if Jesus wanted to, he could smack across the face, and Zeus couldn't stop him. "This is for Adam, you A-Hole!"
6:45
Holy shit!, My post made it into a video! Thanks EmKay!
5:00. Akai Kenshi can be translated literally to Red swordsman
tbh i figured it was a reference to kenshi, the game, cuz the borker certainly has some kenshi vibes imo
0:20 as someone in Seattle, this is just normal for us.
1:08 **Tf2 soldier theme**
Edit: 2:49 "many people think they can outsmart me"
3:49 that’s a fire dart. Perfectly safe, it uses quick burning fuel that doesn’t get super hot
8:38 is just the left 4 dead charecter using a mod which makes a melee weapon into a katana
I've heard that the trick with making sand sculptures is to get a big pile of densely packed sand and then carve away the bits you don't want.
8:59
"Idk what the hell you feeding him but he is TOO DAMN BIG!"
8:06 Well... In Super Paper Mario he was basically the anti-christ...
Mad respect for the guy doing the Star Trek cosplays, glad he recovered, but being a red shirt in Star Trek doesn't end well for most people
It’s okay, he did the Next Generation version of it. Those guys are safe; just don’t be a red shirt in the TOS era.
Oh my GOD the gorilla statue! That’s at the Chicago Brookfield Zoo, kills me every single time I see it coming through the front entrance. I go there fairly often and I always see kids innocently climbing all over it, I’ll be honest it’s one of the most entertaining things there
Joseph's clacker volley as a stand: 3:43
1:02
The 20 is the legs, clearly. It's symbolism for you having to crit to get a hit.
i trust you, considering your profile picture
@@familyanderson1353 .i didn't even realize that
thanks bro 👍
3:02 the protester reminds me of one kick man who completely kicked the room a riot shield during the protest what's goes on, there's a bunch of awesome people at protests, but that dude, he shall not let them pass.
2:52…
I am Heavy weapons guy, and this… is my weapon. She weigh one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar cartridges per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon… for twelve seconds. Oh my god, who touched Sasha. Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY GUN. Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
2:12 Robin forgot about intrusive thoughts
2:05 *THIS* is what should be on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel!
1:41 I think it would be an infinite fight.
2:33 Raid troopers stats : def 700 atk 300 20 laser shots per gun before 8 second reload period lasers will not miss but can still be deflected
Defeat him and repair thensuit to use as you wish.
1:38 OK this is hotter then surface of the Sun
3:58 if i come across this guy and he says "your taxes are mountain due" i will proceed to sh*t myself.
4:09
Plot twist: It's real and the bear is bending TIME AND SPACE.
2:32
RAIDTROOPER (Tank Build.)
2x HP Boost.
-50% Speed Reduction.
-20% ATK Reduction
30% ATK Resistance (Any Type.)
5:05 the name literally translates to "red knight"
4:26 The sign is ON POINT 🔥🔥🔥
2:51 thats a TF2 heavy A Posing
4:33 ''statue may be hot'' BRO AYO
6:24 his name is stew.
3:18 Bro looks like major mugshot from Sly Cooper 3
I was thinking popeye
@@CoolrexAAAAAAA that 2, that 2
3:10
The Colombian protestor is my spirit animal.
6:50
I’m the last one.
4:38 its nemesis prime
6:16 I'll probably faint if I see that
Robin. Listen to me. Your RE4 merchant voice is beyond perfect. Make a mod for the remake to bring back the old charm of him.
That merchant impression from re4 was sooooo good
3:08 I think my guy is a waterbender, looks like Katara might be able to learn from him, someone call her or Aang maybe
1:08 he charges his attack up and prepares a move just like Luigi’s Green Missile
3:47 bro looks like he is scorpion doing a fatal blow xray or combo🤣
that dog splits all stuck Lego bricks in a 12 mile area
4:03 That's more of a Shogun, with that Naginata weapon.
1:13 my guy really just turned into a bullet kin from enter the gungeon
the arch-nemesis of the mountain dew samurai: dr. octavious von pepper.
7:30 Sentences I never expected to hear in my life and yet here we are
I did not expect to see the gorilla statue from a zoo
"Caution: statue may be hot."
Maybe they posed it like that on purpose. XD
When emkay releases a r/bossfight video, you know it's over
Can we just talk about Robins accent?! That voice definitely fit that cat merchant
The seductive Gorilla statue even has a "caution statue may be hot" to warn us of his seductiveness
8:37 that's because he doesn't need any magical or divine items, he could take an army by himself
5:16 oh sorry i was just taking a walk around deering
3:43-3:50. Missed opportunity to not call him ‘Scorpion’.
My man said that Homer is the worst parent. WHAT DO YOU MEAN!! 1:50
1:04 it's on the top so he will always hit a critical
9:27 Murder Drones but it takes place on earth:
Alright, I have to come out.
for the entry of 1:08 (Bullet Man) I actually was the one who posted it first. but as any great meme, it gets shared and reposted into the form you see before you.
Even though that my friend showed this to me and I posted it in r/bossfight, It was still hilarious.
Also, the original title of him was "Gold Helmet Gamer, Wild Card of Texas." That was the original post of the photo. But the Bullet Man name sticks out more.
To this day, I pretty much made an indirect impact on this very video.
Flaterians are a celestial species that are 2D but in the paper Mario kinda way, like in the beginning of Mario and Luigi paper jam when all those paper toads are meeting the 3D toads, yeah it’s basically like that but usually less terrified
1:11 I believe that that is the top of a giant golden easter egg. I know this because I have one myself.
If you keep adding mini, tiny or other words like that, all it will do is make the gun bigger and bigger so you need to call that micogun at 5:44 a MEGAgun
the music one is funny because just yesterday i saw a thing about a gacha rpg game about character’s that use music to fight and if those 4 are not featured in that game i will be disappointed
Luigi isn't the messiah. Canonically, he's the harbinger of the apocalypse.
0:15 you voiced that perfectly.
Abraham Drinkin' would actually be the emancipator of sober.
Damn they got Lewis form l4d here 8:44
Fr. with a l4d2 katana
2:49 heavy the rare jolly rancher
7:48 if you got the reference,
*You're a king.*
Incase your wondering what’s on bullet man’s head
It’s a plastic big golden egg that you can put stuff in for Easter 1:12
4:00 the mountain dewsader