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  • @OurHiltsHurt
    @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Let us know what you think..... and we will tell you why you are wrong

    • @Bumchats
      @Bumchats หลายเดือนก่อน

      Arthur Dayne is Basically Gildaroy Lockhart off of Harry Potter. Just blackmails and has little simp down syndrome fans like John Cena.

    • @wyattzausch4680
      @wyattzausch4680 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’m an idiot, holding my breath and going to the 7 hells

    • @Smurffies
      @Smurffies หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You forgot the best fighter ever! Craster with his legendary 🪓

    • @senatororgana9368
      @senatororgana9368 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What about Bobby b vs Meagor the cool?

    • @ucnguyenanh9414
      @ucnguyenanh9414 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The guys who go way back. Daemon Blackfyre, Criston Cole, Aemon the Dragonknight and even Maegor the Cruel. I believe those guy would have more chances beating Robert than the more recent ones.

  • @RobertBaratheonsMeatyWarhammer
    @RobertBaratheonsMeatyWarhammer หลายเดือนก่อน +291

    Ned in a dress is the only thing that can beat Robert via seduction

    • @harman5869
      @harman5869 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Bro😂😂😂😭😭😭.
      “Damn you Ned, let me smell your hole”

    • @Rudraksh.Pratap
      @Rudraksh.Pratap หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@harman5869🤣 Robert would be kinki that night

    • @BagelKami
      @BagelKami หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@harman5869what the hell 💀😭

    • @Tone-zt6ju
      @Tone-zt6ju หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Magpie-j2b
      @Magpie-j2b หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I was going to say, at the peak of Robert’s strength, before he became king, there would be no one who could best him. And now there’s your comment. 😂

  • @notgoddhoward5972
    @notgoddhoward5972 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    His evil twin - BOARbert BOARatheon the Lord of Boar's End.

  • @SirBolsón
    @SirBolsón หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    0:24 The only reason Robert "lost" to that boar was that Cersei and Lancel nerfed their King with some pretty potent Dornish red. If the one true King had been sober, Bobby B would've been dining on that freshly roasted boar, coupled with cooked apples too.

    • @richyrich6099
      @richyrich6099 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      He was also WAY past his prime, and they still had to inebriate him to make sure the boar killed him. People don't seem to realize that the Robert we meet in the books and shows is a shell of his former self. Prime Robert would have ate the boar raw.

    • @Hakar17
      @Hakar17 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He also still killed the boar even though it mortally wounded him.

    • @Daggered_Baloth
      @Daggered_Baloth หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Even the wine alone probably couldn't do it. I bet a certain tree wizard beyond the wall had to drone strike him with it.

    • @SirBolsón
      @SirBolsón หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Daggered_Baloth Probably sent a few crows in to make sure the job was done!

    • @selimacast725
      @selimacast725 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He wouldn’t even share

  • @mancho1691
    @mancho1691 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    "The Demon of the Trident" nobody has a better nickname

    • @richyrich6099
      @richyrich6099 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It really is the best nickname ever.

    • @georgeprchal3924
      @georgeprchal3924 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Darkstar is pretty good, too bad the show neglected to include anything from Dorne.

    • @Nion-p6s
      @Nion-p6s หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      "The Mountain That Rides" is pretty good too.

    • @pieterhofkens7259
      @pieterhofkens7259 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Bittersteel or the laughing storm

    • @hclw3589
      @hclw3589 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The laughing storm>>

  • @verververververver
    @verververververver หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    >Jon lets in the third world and immediately gets stabbed
    What did George mean by this?

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Damn you George

    • @SicFromTheKush
      @SicFromTheKush หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@verververververver lmao, this is hilarious.
      For all of George's soft takes and opinions, at least he's not a globalist

    • @deanal-jackson4593
      @deanal-jackson4593 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He didn't get stabbed by the third worlders though!

    • @PalpatineIsAJew
      @PalpatineIsAJew หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      lmao, Aliser Thorne will return and begin mass deportations.

    • @beckjayjohn5781
      @beckjayjohn5781 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Lol

  • @GODHAND42
    @GODHAND42 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    Gods he was strong…damn you, Ned!

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Ned should have let him hit it once

    • @TheCmascagni
      @TheCmascagni หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Those were the King’s words…

    • @TheCmascagni
      @TheCmascagni หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@OurHiltsHurtthose were the King’s words…

  • @DennisHeikki
    @DennisHeikki หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    9:44 Faze Dayne uploading 360° quickstabbing montages to Westertube😂

  • @DonnieBlanco90
    @DonnieBlanco90 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I think the fact Jaime is so seemingly respectful of Robert says a lot. Jaime talks his shit to everyone without pause. But you never see him say a slick word to Roberts face. Behind his back, sure. I think Jaime saw some shit in Roberts prime that made him him watch his mouth.

    • @John-oo9pw
      @John-oo9pw หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yehbthat and he was the king 😅😅😅😅

    • @notgoddhoward5972
      @notgoddhoward5972 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He saw what Robert and Ned did with the breastplate stretcher in their tent at night.

    • @ucnguyenanh9414
      @ucnguyenanh9414 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Did Jaime fight along side Robert in the Siege of Pyke? If that was the case, Jaime probably saw what Robert did to the Ironborns where he earned his respect.
      Either way, I doubt anyone in their right mind would want to mess around with a big guy with a big hammer and find out.

    • @rhaevan.maniyara
      @rhaevan.maniyara หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@ucnguyenanh9414Ya, they fought on the same side...
      Look at the line-up.
      Robert
      Jaime
      Ned
      Jorah
      Young Thoros
      And many more... damn..

    • @ucnguyenanh9414
      @ucnguyenanh9414 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@rhaevan.maniyara yeah but did they fight on the same island? Or did they split, like Stannis and Barristan?

  • @alenwosk
    @alenwosk หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    1:26 "So, we opened the gates and my father sacked the city. Once again I came to the king begging him to surrender. He told me to bring him my father's head. Then he turned to his pyromancer, "Burn them all," he said. "Burn them in their homes, burn them in their beds." Tell me, if your precious Renly commanded you to kill your own father and stand by while thousands of men women and children were burned alive, would you have done it? Would you have kept your oath then? First, I killed the pyromancer, and then when the king turned to flee I drove my sword into his back. "Burn them all," he kept saying. "Burn them all." I don't think he expected to die. He meant to burn with the rest of us and rise again reborn as a dragon and turn his enemies to ash. I slit his throat to make sure that didn't happen. That's where Ned Stark found me."

    • @Ronfost89
      @Ronfost89 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      A humble lie.

    • @samhobbs9116
      @samhobbs9116 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Based

    • @PalpatineIsAJew
      @PalpatineIsAJew หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Not how it went in the true books and lore, the battle would have ended a draw had he not intervened. I was pulling the Palpatine v Darth Maul and Savage Opress moves I was going to defeat him but then I heard flames flicker and I was bricked up I turned to look at the beautiful flames and he backstabbed me.

  • @buffmcrunfast1
    @buffmcrunfast1 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I think specifically your analysis of the "Sword of the Morning" is wrong. There have been many times when Dawn has not been held. It is not automatically passed to the best swordsman in House Dayne. It is implied that a certain level of skill and a certain amount of feats are required to wield Dawn.

    • @durrangodsgrief6503
      @durrangodsgrief6503 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and I think a certain composer as well

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If I was a successor to House Dayne and I wasn't granted Dawn. Id be annoyed lol. How tf am I gonna earn it?! We need metrics bi**h!

  • @GrandAdmiralPosey
    @GrandAdmiralPosey หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    The best about this channel is the Blood Raven talk lol love it

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      More people need to be talking about this freak

  • @jess-tf3
    @jess-tf3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Don’t even need to watch this weeks video guys. Ima assume it’s 34 minutes of them saying no one can

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Guess again buddy boy

    • @eriq1081
      @eriq1081 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Nice Try Diddy

    • @jess-tf3
      @jess-tf3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@OurHiltsHurt I think hot pie definitely has the strength to win but the thing is Robert is the only one that could take all that force since all his semen will be protecting his balls. The seed is strong.

  • @SicFromTheKush
    @SicFromTheKush หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Hilter Youth is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, your live chat is hilarious

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      They're our best boys

    • @joemckeown3950
      @joemckeown3950 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If the live steams aren’t delayed.. Seven hells

    • @JW65
      @JW65 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thats hilarious haha

  • @polkapx5219
    @polkapx5219 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    3:33 The mad king looks like the ”May i please have a water” guy

  • @sanketmishra3590
    @sanketmishra3590 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    1:35 Aerys was known to be physically weak and unskilled especially after the Defiance of Duskendale

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Propaganda

    • @PalpatineIsAJew
      @PalpatineIsAJew หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Can confirm this is false I was always jacked, getting Vizzy III on the grind but it was too late.

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@PalpatineIsAJew If you had the chance to finish his training. Vizzy III wpuld have definitely transformed and went back to Kings Landing for some fiery retribution. Bitches got lucky is all.

    • @PalpatineIsAJew
      @PalpatineIsAJew หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ Rhaelle used to complain how I would “hurt her”, now just imagine a jacked fully maxed out Vizzy III. The world was simply not ready for it sadly.

    • @sanketmishra3590
      @sanketmishra3590 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ Nigga you aint the first of his name, you the second

  • @JonNogo
    @JonNogo หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The only thing wrong with Arthur Dayne is he's Dornish.
    Also unpopular opinion, the swordfight at the Tower of Joy SUCKED in the show. Arthur Dayne spinning around two huge swords like they are torches in a circus act looks so stupid. There was no reason to add another sword, Dawn is a greatsword, he should only be using that. They just needed to choreograph a better fight man! They could have just had his armor actually help in a fight where they are outnumbered, but everything is a 1 hit kill

    • @notgoddhoward5972
      @notgoddhoward5972 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yes the fight was lame.
      The best part was the heavy forced accent from the young Eddard actor.
      "nooh, nauw it entz" or what he said there.

    • @JonNogo
      @JonNogo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@notgoddhoward5972hahha I thought that was a terrible casting too. What a fail

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah that was kind of a whack idea to have him twirling around like its a fkn baton rputine.

    • @JonNogo
      @JonNogo หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Jonbo117it ABSOLUTELY reminded me of a rifles marching band routine

    • @TruekingoftheLeinstermen
      @TruekingoftheLeinstermen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I imagine it like he had Nedd down or something kind of like Eowyn and the witch king then Howland strikes him in the back and Nedd finished the job

  • @ztc33
    @ztc33 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Nobody. Video over

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Not even Craster

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Buffed Craster all pumped up after banging one of his specimen daughters could definitely draw. If one of them sticks Robert in the leg like in Jon's fight against Craster it's check then mate. No shot sorry Demon.

  • @societyoflearning5571
    @societyoflearning5571 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Arthur Dayne is the Beyonce of asoiaf

  • @Daggered_Baloth
    @Daggered_Baloth หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You didn't even mention Ned, the man that would have a clear 100% success rate against Robert. Robert would rather fall on Ned's sword than live in a world without the best piece of ass in Westeros. The one thing we know for sure is that whoever did beat Robert would be gaslit into thinking they shit themself. "What's that smell Jaime??!"

    • @John-oo9pw
      @John-oo9pw หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What a load of shite

  • @pyotrbagration2438
    @pyotrbagration2438 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Himself sadly

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      The only one that stood a chance

  • @jonsnow6166
    @jonsnow6166 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Bessie surely could distract him and it may give her a chance

  • @mattcuti2961
    @mattcuti2961 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I wanna say Ser Duncan The Small gave Berri the nickname of "the bold" when he entered a tourney as a mystery knight at like age 10 or somethin

  • @Flounderpounder420
    @Flounderpounder420 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When I hear Demon of the Trident, it makes me think he either took some wounds but was so enraged that it didn’t stop his momentum one bit…. Or he was just a beast and smashed through everything and everyone with ease

  • @rich8501
    @rich8501 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Prime Bobby B beats Balerion, the Bloody Flux and Global Warming in one afternoon

  • @johnsmith-hn2vu
    @johnsmith-hn2vu หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think you are overhyping Dayne with Dawn juuust a bit- the statement is that they are dead-even without the sword, and Dawn being lighter and stronger than any greatsword has any right to be gives him the edge: to quote the man himself:
    Q: Who would win in a fight, Barristan Selmy or Arthur Dayne (in their best days)?
    A: Dayne... but only if he was armed with Dawn. If both men had equivalent weaponry, it might be a toss-up.
    Not as one-sided as you paint it. With this said, Robert's hammer is some seven times heavier than most medieval warhammers and he one-hands the damn thing, which means, plate armour or no, he's killing anyone he can get his hands on inside of five hits.

  • @ianstuart371
    @ianstuart371 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Aight I gotta call you out on the new thing about Arthur Dayne, you say that he's only the best swords man in House Dayne but that's not true, The Sword of the Morning is always an objectively strong swordsman, the sword doesn't pass down through the heirs of the house but to generational talents

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Right, but is dorne full of super talented dudes? Or is Arthur just driving the short bus?

    • @ucnguyenanh9414
      @ucnguyenanh9414 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@OurHiltsHurt Not neccesary. Dayne certainly earned his reputation. His feats and skills were confirmed by many characters that bore witness to his prowess. It just that Robert was something rather new to Dayne: Great Fighting Prowess, Fully Armored, and wields a bludgeon weapon.

  • @richyrich6099
    @richyrich6099 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The whole Game of Thrones series is sorta weird with the way it treats its strongest and most renowned warriors. We hear lots of tales of how they were in their prime days or see other characters respect them, but we see very few feats of strength or prowess actually shown on screen or in writing. So its very difficult to try to guage the strength or prowess of any one character against another.
    Hell, based on written feats, I'd honestly give all of these to Robert in more cases than not. Especially if it was a Tournament-style fight. I couldn't imagine Jaime Lannister, for example, being able to repel a hammer strike from a properly prepared, pissed off Robert Baratheon. He's the same man who caved in Rhaegar's chest plate with a single strike.

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The thing abought robert is that for all his strength many men did block his hammer, or at minimum dodge it, Jaime may lack the force needed to stop the hammer without dying, but he does not lack the speed needed

    • @richyrich6099
      @richyrich6099 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @calebbarnhouse496 True but Robert is no slouch either. Pretty sure he and Rhaegar fought knee deep in water and he was still moving agile enough to keep pace with him. Plus his hammer will definitely give him reach over most smaller opponents, Jaime included. Again, it's hard to tell who'd win, but I'd give prime Robert the victory over Jaime 7 times out of 10.

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @richyrich6099 I'm not saying Robert is some weak man, but his strength was nothing compared the mountain's and his skill was nothing when compared to Jaime's, he's no doubt a great fighter, but he's far from unbeatable

    • @wayne47able
      @wayne47able หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jamie lost to Brienne.. Robert would never lol

    • @richyrich6099
      @richyrich6099 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @calebbarnhouse496 I'd honestly debate that point, tbh. Robert and Gregor Clegane are almost the same exact size and there's nothing in the books that confirms that Gregor is somehow abnormally strong or skilled for his size. While I'd acknowledge that Gregor probably has more physical strength than Robert, there's nothing to say it's some major discrepency or that Gregor is more skilled in combat than Robert.
      EDIT: So ignore the first paragraph cause I was definitely misremembering Robert's size vs the Mountain's and made myself look real stupid. I think I was comparing Robert's height to the Hound's height.
      As for Robert's skill, it's definitely comparable to Jaime given that Jaime is basically just Rhaegar 2.0. Rhaegar was one of the best duelists and jousters in Westeros prior to his death, and Robert killed him. While I'll acknowledge that Jaime is definitely more skilled than Rhaegar, I don't think it's by much of a discrepancy to where Robert would lose entirely in terms of skill.
      Both fights (Robert vs Jaime or Robert vs The Mountain) are very close, imo. People severely underestimate Robert's skill in his prime considering what he accomplished against Rhaegar, who was stated to be one of the best swordsmen of his day.

  • @killuajoestarr2433
    @killuajoestarr2433 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Finally. A fighters video. Do who could beat Oberyn. That should provide some comedy.

    • @shoevlaki
      @shoevlaki หลายเดือนก่อน

      Anyone can beat that cocky Bloke I probably can

    • @johnlee4412
      @johnlee4412 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Without poison, he's a bum.

  • @tanimal3964
    @tanimal3964 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Peace has cost you your strength; victory has defeated you"

  • @brandoncheek6883
    @brandoncheek6883 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Shogun on Hulu has a prime example of what fighting in a wet area with rocks gets you🤣

  • @Ronfost89
    @Ronfost89 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Robert and Sandoq the Shadow fight for 3 straight days then become best pals and take turns pounding Neds cold northern ass. Jaime gets his ass pounded. Going fully based on speculation Robert beats Arthur 5/10 times, depends on the day and who got sun in their eyes first. "Bonesaw" Barristan "The Bold" Selmy wins. Selmy takes down big dudes like Meleys and made that pitfighter Khrazz his bitch. Plus Selmy doesn't need a magic sword to get the job done unlike Arthur. I can't give you Hotpie based on the "arena style" rules you set but, if it was on a battlefield Hotpie would be unstoppable.

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Fair assessment. I think your 5/10 for Arthur is fair WITHOUT Dawn the plot device. The only guaranteed thing is that Ned wont be able to walk until winter comes

    • @TruekingoftheLeinstermen
      @TruekingoftheLeinstermen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I say Barristan goes either way all it would take from Robert is one good hit and if he managed to disarm Barristan it would be fucking brutal it's impossible to know but if Barristan someho got disarmed or didn't parry a hit in time or fuck it I'm not sure he could pare Robert it's very circumstancial

  • @miquelcanosasanteularia1678
    @miquelcanosasanteularia1678 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    22:08 barristan the bold was a name given when barristan was 10 years old when he participated in first tournament and lost the jousting against the prince. 6 years later he would win

  • @miquelcanosasanteularia1678
    @miquelcanosasanteularia1678 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:10 the statement that I know is that without dayne is Equal. With dayne is more in favour of the sword of the morning

    • @johnlee4412
      @johnlee4412 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      GRRM has stated that Barristan and Arthur are pretty evenly matched and would draw most likely, but if Arthur has Dawn, he's gonna eventually get Barristan.

    • @miquelcanosasanteularia1678
      @miquelcanosasanteularia1678 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@johnlee4412yeah but it is not like barristan has no chance

  • @mayoandcheese4907
    @mayoandcheese4907 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Cersei with strong wine clears

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      “Wear it in silence or I’ll honor you again”

  • @dylanperrone6769
    @dylanperrone6769 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Absolutely hilarious as usual, what about my boy belwas or Timitt son of timitt?

  • @kassietheobald9165
    @kassietheobald9165 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ned might stand a chance if he stopped being Robert's malewife for like 10 seconds

  • @Luminousreign
    @Luminousreign 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I think it is weird given the potential context of Lyanna willingly going with Rhaegar and wanting Ned to take her child, that the kingsguard would fight Ned and Howland. That being said, if they did Howland would destroy the heavily armored Dayne. It used to be a type of gladiator fight and the guy with the spear and fishing net ALWAYS wins.

  • @hunterthehound21
    @hunterthehound21 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Do you not remember when Robert himself said only a fool would meet a a Dothraki hoard in battle

    • @caraxzes
      @caraxzes หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s just the context of battle, not 1v1.

  • @Genji-Agito
    @Genji-Agito หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Unrelated, but the random Kamala reference made me laugh SO HARD..............MIDDLE CLASS.

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I couldn't resist quoting the most intelligent and brave womyxn of our lifetime 🙏🏻

    • @Genji-Agito
      @Genji-Agito หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@OurHiltsHurt I can not tell you how videos of "lefties losing it " I've seen after Trump's victory and honestly.................you love to see it.

  • @cuzimacoder
    @cuzimacoder หลายเดือนก่อน

    We do have Bran witnessing the flashback and being stunned by Dayne’s abilities. He has probably seen enough battles traveling through time, so if he is impressed It may mean something

  • @Jonbo117
    @Jonbo117 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can you guys do a "What if Jaime doubled back and defended Elia Martell and her children?" (If you want Jaime to shish kabob The Mountain and Amory Lorch that is 😊). *I understand how messy that can get... the narrative.

  • @philm9863
    @philm9863 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Any answer aside from pulled pork or bacon are wrong.

    • @philm9863
      @philm9863 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This was posted 2 seconds in. I’ll eat my bacon

  • @undbiter65
    @undbiter65 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Biggest Jaime feat imo, is the Whispering wood. Jaime was almost singlehandedly cutting his way through Robbs best men and was stopped by sword getting caught on a spine. It was a perfect trap and Jaime still got like one person from Robb.

  • @Seven_Leaf
    @Seven_Leaf หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Iron Throne was the only one to beat Prime Robert, and it took a while.

  • @KingDizzo86
    @KingDizzo86 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Putting out my “In Defense of Aegon IV” petition yet again

  • @CameronLewis-v3d
    @CameronLewis-v3d หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They call him the demon of the triton for a reason he will solo everybody in a song of fire universe

    • @John-oo9pw
      @John-oo9pw หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah he wouldn't.

  • @theIJPmexican
    @theIJPmexican หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    yeah but if Future trunks handed his sword to MR SATAN, could Robert last more than 5 seconds?

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Present bomb solos ASOIAF universe

    • @Hakar17
      @Hakar17 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You joke but yeah he probably could beat Robert Hercule has several superhuman characteristics. He's only weak in the context of Dragonball

    • @johnlee4412
      @johnlee4412 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hercule is actually really REALLY strong for a human. He is just surrounded by the Z Fighters and their enemies who are planet up to universe busters. Hercule could probably beat Robert, Dayne, Gregor and Barristan at the same time.

    • @aqz7603
      @aqz7603 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Hakar17 Hercule dodged attacks from kid buu and tanked hits from perfect cell, he could solo the entire asoiaf universe with ease

  • @Smurffies
    @Smurffies หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How do you forget the best fighter, Craster and his axe!

  • @soulbrother1143
    @soulbrother1143 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I listened to 34 minutes and 20 seconds of this and it only left me wondering who can beat stannis in a 1 v1...robert was a monster, no doubt,, but imagine his little brother who had to contend and train with him...hes got to be an absolute beast

  • @finkfunk1745
    @finkfunk1745 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yall Remember When Robert Was Hiding In A Whore House When My Dawg Jon Con Was Kicking Down Doors & Jumping Roof 2 Roof Like He Was The Batman of The Seven Kingdoms?

  • @buffguyman6007
    @buffguyman6007 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You guys are so fucking funny it makes me want to merge without looking

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Take chances in life man, you'll never realize your full potential playing it safe 👌🏼

    • @buffguyman6007
      @buffguyman6007 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@OurHiltsHurt I will… on the condition that we get a “who’s the best stud in Westeros?” video! Top 3 contenders: Bobby B, Craster, and Viserys the 3

    • @StigmataSasha
      @StigmataSasha หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Family Guy reference 😅😅

  • @bigrobeyouknow6089
    @bigrobeyouknow6089 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think he got the bold nickname when he was like 9 or 10 years old he wanted to fight in a tourney

  • @SSJAsura
    @SSJAsura หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What about a brotherly brawl with Stannis?
    And only Stannis, no one cares about Renly. He can't even fight anyway.

    • @wayne47able
      @wayne47able หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stannis is a renowned warrior but he does not love battle and prefers to command from the rear. Robert is a renowned warrior who loves battle and prefers to lead from the Front. I love Stannis but Robert murks him in a duel. In an all out battle? I go with the Mannis all day. He defeated Victarion Greyjoy and the Iron Fleet in their own element at SEA on their HOME TURF! Stannis does not get the credit he truly deserves for that feat

    • @AssholeTingler69
      @AssholeTingler69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wayne47able stannis is lazy top who just lays there and Robert is a power bottom who takes matters into his own hands? based

    • @daniboi3248
      @daniboi3248 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      don't count renly out he's been getting stabbed reapeatdly everyday for years and has always made a full recovery.

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@daniboi3248 ....stolen joke is stolen

  • @TAEHSAEN
    @TAEHSAEN หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You guys forgot Strong Belwas

  • @chromefox4
    @chromefox4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I mean Jamie would need to whittle Bobby down but if he tries to block an attack or gets clipped. He’s shattering at least one bone.

  • @samcwyss01
    @samcwyss01 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bobby B has that blackout drunk berserker rage.

  • @thewitchdoctor7763
    @thewitchdoctor7763 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Aint nobody beating Bobby B, The DEMON of the Trident in his prime

  • @nathanielthomasXV
    @nathanielthomasXV หลายเดือนก่อน

    Prince Duncan names baristan the bold after he attempted to joust at 13 as a mystery knight.

  • @ryantaylor2191
    @ryantaylor2191 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jami was brought into the Kingsguard because Areys wanted to keep Tywin as an ally and was low key holding Jami hostage by making him swear the Kingsguard oath

  • @ucnguyenanh9414
    @ucnguyenanh9414 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Before those in the comments try to throw in the argument of "Rhaegar almost killed him", try to think of these first.
    1, Robert caught up to Ned only a few days in King Landing. In time for Tywin to present him what he did to Elia Martel. So his injuries only kept him from long distance travel. And no matter how slight an injury can be, excessive activities would worsen it.
    2. He was conscious enough to send his master to heal Barristan Selmy before himself, and he even sassed Roose Bolton while doing that. So clearly he didn't faint from blood loss.
    3, He still strong enough to lift his heavy ass hammer and swung it into Rhaegar chest. To remind you that Ned could barely lift it with both hands. So whatever the extend of Rhaegar "almost killed", he didn't do much to his motor function (tendon, bone join, or even blood loss) injuries that adrenaline wouldn't magically heal you, nor it could help you lift any heavy object and swing it with great dexterity.
    4, He was dubbed "the Demon of the Trident". You don't get monikers like that if you only killed one guy, and least of all almost killed by that one guy. So it opens up the possibilities that the injuries he sustain could have came from the Targaryen Loyalists that he slew on his way to Rhaegar, and even after that. Robert likely got that nickname because his kill counts in that battle was racking up, and Rhaegar had to leave the safety of his army's rear and intervened, and failed, thus dooming his army with his own death.

  • @j.carlos3980
    @j.carlos3980 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I reckon Rhaegar taunted Robert by saying 'Lyanna ran away from you, she came to me and became my wife.' In his rage and adrenaline caved Rhaegar's armour

  • @ilsospetto5142
    @ilsospetto5142 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I heard that the iron bank has been digging tunnels underneath Kings Landing

  • @bobbobthegamer9350
    @bobbobthegamer9350 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    War hammer against plate is so good. Swords have to work.

  • @t_hetty1758
    @t_hetty1758 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Who is the better swordsman Luke Skywalker to Jaime Lannister?

  • @someguy3925
    @someguy3925 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If Robert's heavily drinking; a sober Crakehall.

  • @Orangulas
    @Orangulas 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The breast plate stretcher is his one weakness.

  • @aqz7603
    @aqz7603 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think its important to consider weaponry and plate mail, considering robert uses a hammer while people like dayne, barristan, and jaime use swords.

    • @charlietedora2446
      @charlietedora2446 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree but fantasy plate is as useful as paper 😂

  • @jakecarmi8571
    @jakecarmi8571 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The sword of the morning isn't just the best sword fighter in house dayne. They also have to be good enough to be worthy of the sword itself. That's why there hasn't been a sword of the morning since Arthur Dayne.

  • @eriktrujillo1511
    @eriktrujillo1511 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When you guys brought up Jaime vs the mad king i just think of him as Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat 1

  • @jRandomize1967
    @jRandomize1967 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m always thinking what will be the destiny of the Boltons in the books. I was thinking and realize that their house before Roose took Walda to the pound school was about to be vanished because just have one left and by the time Ramsay was a bastard and even his father hated him.

  • @kahlilg9824
    @kahlilg9824 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sandoq the shadow mentioned, neuron activated.

  • @Hexrampant
    @Hexrampant หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We all know what George was doing when he wrote the book just look at Harry Potter the biggest example are the goblins like we know what these writer's are saying when they make the bankers lol

  • @BL15722
    @BL15722 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:38 Say that again???

  • @Quark214
    @Quark214 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'd also add in Daemon Blackfyre if you wanna go into the lore, especially if he hold Blackfyre. I mean he was the Warrior incarnate

  • @WearyExile_
    @WearyExile_ หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The thing about Robert, is that unlike the idiot that the Mountain is, Robert in his prime used his height and weight to his advantage and fought wimps like Rhaegar or any other opponent with warhammer. Warhammer against a sword is almost always a guarantee win because it SMASHES plate armor. And Robert in his prime... GODS he was STRONG then. And quick as well.
    In a single combat in order for the opponent with a sword to beat an armored war hammer wielder, the difference in skill must be wider than Ned's bussy. And in my humble opinion, not even Dayne or Selmy have that wide of a gap between them and Robert in skill.
    Sure, Bobby B with a sword loses to them. Bobby B without armor has more chnaces to lose. But Bobby B with armor and War hammer?
    Demon of the Trident takes it. All day, every day.
    PS. Hate to be that "akshually" guy, i'll kms after i type the comment, but Martin said that Dayne and Selmy are equal, and Arthur has a slight edge with "Dawn".

    • @Nion-p6s
      @Nion-p6s หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I don't think Warhammers are as effective in ASOIAF as they are IRL. 95% of Noble fighters in ASOIAF use a sword, and swords seem to be capable of cutting through armor in ASOIAF, Barristan killed Maelys the monstrous, who was probably well armored, as well as cutting through several of his men to get to him, Jaime kills several of Robb's bodyguards in the Whispering wood, many of whom were from Noble families, namely the Karstarks, and thus could afford good armor. And another thing I'd like to add, is that most top-tier swordsmen like Jaime, Arthur, and Barristan most likely have lots of experience in fighting opponents who wield more blunt weapons as they have all fought in major wars, and the vast-majority of Westerosi armies are made up of peasants who usually use spears or more blunt weapons, as it takes much more training to become proficient with a sword than with a spear or blunt weapon.
      (Also, I don't think the Mountain's really an idiot, he's quite regularly given men to command during battles, and is invited to Tywin's war council during the battle of the Greenfork.)

    • @WearyExile_
      @WearyExile_ หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I am not arguing that ASOIAF in universe logic and IRL are completely different.
      However, even if swords in ASOIAF cut plate armour with great effectiveness, i DON'T believe war hammers would be any less effective, especially, after how Rhaegar was described after they battled.
      Robert literally caved his chest in.
      And what i meant about the Mountain calling him dumb, is that Mountain could have been more effective and deadly if he was using Robert's hammer.
      You are probably right, and in George's mind, Dayne/Selmy/Jaime probably beat him, but my headcanon tells me otherwise.

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Warhammers aren't auto win vs plate, sure they are highly effective, but they are slow clunky weapons, with low range, while robert could one shot any man in this competition outside of the mountain, that one shot being landed is far from guaranteed, and more importantly, The mountain isn't some idiot, he's by no means a genius, but he's not some mentally handicapped man with anger issues, he is a fully trained knight with all the skill of any knight, he just had a the strength of an 8ft tall superhuman, while robert has the strength of a 6 and a half ft tall superhuman, and isn't trained as a knight, Robert may well be less skilled at arms then the mountain even in his prime, and him being a full foot and a half shorter, he's no doubt substantially weaker then him as well.

    • @aqz7603
      @aqz7603 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Nion-p6s Do we know what weapon Maelys used? if he also used a sword then it doesn't really demonstrate that swords are more effective against armor. While Jaime does kill several armored men, they are also significantly less skilled than him and he was armored as well iirc. As for experience, Jaime was said to fight in a lot of things like tournaments where blunt weapons were probably less common than actual battle. Jaime, Barristan, and Arthur are so skilled they could cut through unarmed peasants with hammers with ease, doesn't mean we know they specifically had a lot of training against skilled armored hammer users. Robert as well would be familiar fighting against swords.

    • @John-oo9pw
      @John-oo9pw หลายเดือนก่อน

      What ye talking about a quick dodge from Roberts hammer and boom sword through the neck 😅😅😅😅

  • @Password_Inspector
    @Password_Inspector หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    In his prime or in his retirement, no one takes on Big Bobby B and lives to tell the tale.

  • @CrimsonDRagon-bi9ce
    @CrimsonDRagon-bi9ce หลายเดือนก่อน

    Loras Tyrell on a horse w a lance unironically beats the Demon of the Trident.

  • @dabbyabby8428
    @dabbyabby8428 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Gregor the mountain
    See Barristan Selmy
    Ser Arthur Dane
    Prince Oberyn Martell
    Ser Jaime Lannister

    • @John-oo9pw
      @John-oo9pw หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yup

  • @1STofHisName-l7r
    @1STofHisName-l7r หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I absolutely need more Trump talking about asoiaf. AMAZING!!

  • @willtayler8053
    @willtayler8053 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this channel man so fucking funny I keep Rewatching so many vide 😅❤

  • @ultramarine0123
    @ultramarine0123 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Crastor in his prime could have come close

    • @NoLifeKing_0
      @NoLifeKing_0 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not as powerful as walder’s paedophilic tendencies

  • @spencerpollock5688
    @spencerpollock5688 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What if the mountain ser Gregor Clegane was raised by John Aron and not having a lannister influence 👍

    • @paulraines9635
      @paulraines9635 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He'd still have headaches, causing him to be a homicidal monster.

  • @verververververver
    @verververververver หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Boar is pregnant

  • @LochNessReagan
    @LochNessReagan หลายเดือนก่อน

    Arthur Dayne - hear me out. We don’t yet know the full scope of GRRM’s world yet, but traveling down some of the more esoteric possible rabbit holes online ties Dawn and The Sword of the Morning back to the beginning of Westeros and the first long night. Dawn was allegedly forged from a comet by a god. I know we haven’t seen shit about Arthur Dayne that explains why he was so highly thought of, hopefully if GRRM ever finishes the series, we’ll know.
    Not only do you have to be an incredible fighter but also have the character of a good and fair man to wield Dawn. Through his alleged Targaryen lineage and Dayne as well if that’s the case, Jon Snow may become the next Sword of the Morning during the next Long Night.

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cool theory. Dawn is so badass in lore I would be totally fine with it coming into play in a significant way, although I doubt Jon would have it considering his own blade is so significant narratively.
      Wish they had portrayed Dawn correctly in the show

  • @John14710
    @John14710 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rhaegar v Robert was an hour long fight in the books that ended in Robert being so injured he couldn’t go to the tower of Joy. If we’re going by that as a determiner, I reckon Prime Jaime Barriston and Dayne are all supposed to be a shade more skilled and Jaime stronger and faster than most. Daemon Targaryen, Aemon Dragonknight and that bloke who bodyguarded for Rhaenera’s children are also shouts from Asoiaf history. Robert is a UNIT tho so could vary

  • @MrGizturk
    @MrGizturk หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Craster could best him for sure

    • @Blackstar-yd3yf
      @Blackstar-yd3yf หลายเดือนก่อน

      Craster only needs some time to waken the one eyed snake and no one is safe anymore 😂

  • @onyx0fire
    @onyx0fire หลายเดือนก่อน

    No one in a fair fight. This is King Bobby B!!

  • @AbdullahSediqi23
    @AbdullahSediqi23 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You guys need to sell Stinker Bingus shirts/merch

  • @SpicyTusk
    @SpicyTusk หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just started the video, already got my money on craster

  • @madnerd3
    @madnerd3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Did the mad king fight Jamie with just his nails? If so who would win if he had a sword?

  • @jaspersnell432
    @jaspersnell432 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So when's the star wars and lotr videos coming out? That would be awesome

  • @BMK-234
    @BMK-234 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nobody in the seven hells. Damn you Ned!

  • @Fiftytwohrs
    @Fiftytwohrs หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think Jaime would get a couple good hits in and put up a decent fight but the pure strength of Robert and his war hammer would dull Jaime’s sword/break it. While Jaime I think could cut Robert, Robert would break ribs each hit, shatter his legs, and crush his arms.

  • @picklejarmonsterfanboy9367
    @picklejarmonsterfanboy9367 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey guys, could you make a video about how Bowana Marris though Mance couldn't take Castle Black and he ended up taking ALL THREE manned castles

  • @alexrios6143
    @alexrios6143 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don’t think anyone beat Robert 1v1. Strong as the mountain, fast enough for his size to go blow for blow with Rhagaer ( trained by Dayne and Selmy and noted to be close to their tier) while fatigued, used a 100 lbs battle hammer 1 handed. The lore implications make Robert arguably the best warrior in the series. The best swordsman doesn’t always make the best fighter

  • @MrFredstt
    @MrFredstt หลายเดือนก่อน

    George never calls Rhaenyra queen but always refers to Aegon II as king and Helaena as Queen. He also has Rhaenyra's dragon kill her bastard son as the only thing it does in the entire war. What did George mean by this?

  • @jazzbell8571
    @jazzbell8571 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I need one where Ned was a woman, and married Robert

  • @maximmad8511
    @maximmad8511 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oberin has no chance against Robert,Robert simply outchads poison and would continue fight

    • @John-oo9pw
      @John-oo9pw หลายเดือนก่อน

      😅😅😅😅 lol he beat the mountain who takes all of roberts strength and amps it up....oberyn would have have been all over Robert 😅😅😅😅

  • @woodboogerfarm
    @woodboogerfarm หลายเดือนก่อน

    guess yall aint read the book, Ser Piggy, Sam the Slayer! If he was not such a humble guy he would get more respect, the dragon glass is not what kills, like a gun its the person behind it.