War Thunder Bias in a Nutshell

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ค. 2024
  • We've noticed War Thunder has a bias problem, with everyone. We hope you enjoy this little sketch, and we'd also like to thank Warpath for sponsoring this video - if you enjoy commanding an army with realistic military strategy as well as gripping first person sniper combat download Warpath today at the link below!
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    0:00 War Thunder Bias In a Nutshell
    5:00 Advert for Warpath
    7:00 Tea Time With Squire
    We'd also like to thank a LOT of people (See below in order of appearance) for their time and voices, as per usual:
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    Our Kazakhstani friend who's luckily fluent in Russian: Dizelkraftwerke
    Our talented German voice actor: ToshiroVA - / @toshirova
    Me, obviously.
    Our French friend who's a good sport: P4TC4B.exe
    A man who speaks some Japanese, probably quite well: Lamhirh
    Our new Chinese friend: melomi
    Our Danish friend who hates Sweden: Laurits
    Our Aussie mate and fellow TH-camr: Rimmy - / rimmydownundergaming
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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  ปีที่แล้ว +1299

    We've been playing War Thunder again recently and reckon there might be just a little bit of bias at play, so wanted to make this video in case others hadn't spotted it yet! We also thought instead of making a separate video, we'd add a few channel updates onto this one. We'd also like to thank a LOT of people (See below in order of appearance) for their time and voices, as per usual:
    Our resident channel American: TheIntrepidVA - intrepidanimations.artstation.com/
    Our Kazakhstani friend who's luckily fluent in Russian: Dizelkraftwerke
    Our talented German voice actor: ToshiroVA - th-cam.com/channels/1s_wkCB4q4LL-Qq1JIyo-g.html
    Me, obviously.
    Our French friend who's a good sport: P4TC4B.exe
    A man who speaks some Japanese, probably quite well: Lamhirh
    Our new Chinese friend: melomi
    Our Danish friend who hates Sweden: Laurits
    Our Aussie mate and fellow TH-camr: Rimmy - th-cam.com/users/RimmyDownunderGaming
    Our Israeli chum: Avarik - th-cam.com/users/SS2Maximilian
    Also, we'd also like to thank Warpath for sponsoring this video - if you enjoy commanding an army with realistic military strategy as well as gripping first person sniper combat download Warpath today at the link below!
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    • @rexelgaming3632
      @rexelgaming3632 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thx

    • @RhysAMB
      @RhysAMB ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes squire! I have been waiting for a new gameplay episode for so long! Have a good day

    • @sharkk127
      @sharkk127 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Go to top tier, the Russian bias is real as all hell

    • @t2force212
      @t2force212 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When the Australian tank showed up I heard the voice and had to stop for a second to go "hold on, isn't that Rimmy".
      So cool you've been able to get so many voice actors in these videos.

    • @runevanduyfhuys8145
      @runevanduyfhuys8145 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plis make a vid from belgium in ww2

  • @IJN_Guy
    @IJN_Guy ปีที่แล้ว +3175

    "Tell me one way there is American bias!"
    ".50 cals."
    "Eeeeeeeeeeehh."
    As an American-main, this joke was amazing.

    • @sono1951
      @sono1951 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Nooo,it's not like I can take out your tracks while I'm behind a rock all day.
      🤫

    • @sherman790
      @sherman790 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      That machine gun is an anti material machine gun so yeah unless you want to get hit by it your going on a date with death

    • @loowick4074
      @loowick4074 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Joke?
      What joke?

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      at low tier the .50 cal shreds airplanes like nothing

    • @-Cheif
      @-Cheif ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@tatotaytoman5934 heheheh M8 Greyhound go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @ScorpoYT
    @ScorpoYT ปีที่แล้ว +2925

    There is no such thing as soviet bias, it's just all non-soviet tanks are made of paper

    • @mgy1438
      @mgy1438 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Based and red(army)pilled

    • @I_Hate_YouTube.
      @I_Hate_YouTube. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only exeption being chinese: theirs is made of plastic

    • @Dzichader
      @Dzichader ปีที่แล้ว +19

      taking ideas, don't you?

    • @randomcrapstudios8398
      @randomcrapstudios8398 ปีที่แล้ว

      All russian tanks are made of stalinium

    • @epicstyle1000
      @epicstyle1000 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      paper bias!

  • @spikesponge7005
    @spikesponge7005 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Bro the German voice actor was genuinely so talented

    • @Merc7734
      @Merc7734 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      He sounded exactly like the German announcer for COD: World at War

    • @Enricocasualthunder101
      @Enricocasualthunder101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agree

  • @Topo842
    @Topo842 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    "Everybody get ready to lose the British are coming!" I laughed so hard tears started coming out
    thank you

    • @andrewcipriano2890
      @andrewcipriano2890 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Hold on. Almost there.

    • @jiyuhong5853
      @jiyuhong5853 ปีที่แล้ว

      time?

    • @Topo842
      @Topo842 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jiyuhong5853 1:39 ?

    • @jiyuhong5853
      @jiyuhong5853 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Topo842 thanks

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I loled at the almost there part xD that tank is so slow

  • @I_Hate_YouTube.
    @I_Hate_YouTube. ปีที่แล้ว +4545

    They should leak some more classified military documents to find out who the devs are truely biased towards.
    Edit: Oh boi did this age well.

    • @bejaminmaston1347
      @bejaminmaston1347 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      what if I said it happened 3 days ago

    • @bmac7643
      @bmac7643 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@bejaminmaston1347 Seriously, this is the fourth time!

    • @bejaminmaston1347
      @bejaminmaston1347 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@bmac7643 ehhhhh alot more than 4
      Maybe about 9th

    • @bmac7643
      @bmac7643 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@bejaminmaston1347 Has the Abrams finally got a buff then

    • @bejaminmaston1347
      @bejaminmaston1347 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@bmac7643 no clue,but the freebrams is here

  • @Yeeter000
    @Yeeter000 ปีที่แล้ว +2972

    "Did it an exclusively potato based diet effect your brain development"
    To be fair an exclusively McDonald's based one isn't much better

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  ปีที่แล้ว +613

      I don't know man...I'm lovin' it.

    • @Yeeter000
      @Yeeter000 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@SquireComedy Still beats a biscuts based one

    • @blindmonkeyman3960
      @blindmonkeyman3960 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      At least the Germans are having a good time with their beer and meth based diet

    • @WellBattle6
      @WellBattle6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@blindmonkeyman3960 Not just meth, meth in chocolate!

    • @blindmonkeyman3960
      @blindmonkeyman3960 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@WellBattle6 Chocolate? Did you say, chocolate?

  • @quentinking4351
    @quentinking4351 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "LIST ONE WAY THE AMERICANS ARE OVERPOWERED!"
    "Fifty cals."
    Damn straight. The Lord's Own Machine Gun

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me as a fellow American : Ehhhhhh ok

    • @Ilias_Goddess
      @Ilias_Goddess 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@kaybevang536 well they built so much of them that they slapped them on literally anything

    • @harbour2118
      @harbour2118 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Ilias_Goddess and they still prove to be great even after a century

  • @vcpartisan12
    @vcpartisan12 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "The only broken thing here is my will to live"
    The delivery on that one...
    I'm rolling XD

  • @Highlander_Red
    @Highlander_Red ปีที่แล้ว +1791

    One of the most acurate depiction of a War Thunder firefight ever. Literally and figuratively.

    • @wacky_duck1095
      @wacky_duck1095 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 shot or 1000 shots

    • @abitofapickle6255
      @abitofapickle6255 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi Buddy

    • @The_GamerOG
      @The_GamerOG ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Except early stages then it’s just. ZE DEUTCH ARE HERE

    • @Highlander_Red
      @Highlander_Red ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@abitofapickle6255 Hi friendo

  • @Destroyer_21
    @Destroyer_21 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    “As a German Heavy Tank main I absolutely hate the Israeli tree and they indeed do have bias.”-Tiger Angler

    • @England_Is_My_City
      @England_Is_My_City ปีที่แล้ว +57

      For some reason m51 can absorb tiger round in front sometimes..

    • @SovietOnion111
      @SovietOnion111 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Elijah Brown the KwK 40 of the Panzer 4 h will melt the M-51. ive done it from like 1.5 km's away and pissed off that guy

    • @swacks7960
      @swacks7960 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SovietOnion111 slava russia

    • @admiral_alman8671
      @admiral_alman8671 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Elijah Brown the problem is, the m51 also does melt your crews faces off

    • @random_145
      @random_145 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@England_Is_My_City not if ur in a tiger II

  • @MDzmitry
    @MDzmitry ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I'm a linguistic university student:
    Native Russian speaker, having studied English for 10 years by now.
    Next term I'm going to learn German.
    This video will be a benchmark for my language switching skills, thank you very much
    Edit: OK never mind, I didn't expect literally every country to show up, even Australians

    • @beyondrecall9446
      @beyondrecall9446 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Really? that's a comment that I didn't expect to see on this video, but had to answer you.. I'm from Serbia so speak most of the ex-Yugoslavia languages ( same language, basically) but have been learning English since when I was a kid.. I've had a Brittish accent since a kid 'cos it's got more of a flow to it.. just got accustomed to it. I think that Hungarian being my second language (mom's side of the family is Hungarian) is to blame since it is very melodic. Bt it's hard to learn and if I didn't learn to speak t at a young age, I'd have nevever mastered it since it isn't even an Indo-European language.. The closest linguistical relatives to Hungarian are Khanty and Mansi (As you know, you have a huge oblast in Russia named after these two (sadly, dying) cultures.. You should listen to them on youtube and hear the similarities.. Anyway, I also speak German since my mom lives in Berlin, but I came back, I don;t like it there and I'm done with Berlin.. Still love the city but.. Germany is not my cup of tea, Generally, Slavic languages are very easy to get grip on, if you are a Slavic speaker yourself, and being someone who went to a kind of a special language-oriented high school (where I had minimum maths but they crushed us with Latin, Linguistics, Philosophy, Logic, Literature, Rhetorics, Techniques and Theory of Translation, to name just a few subjects), I am very very interested in linguistics and living for a year in Slovakia, I found it so easy to pick up the language, so so easy. Basically, I'm reading Tolstoy these days as preparation for an entrance exam to university. I want to study Russian Language and Literature (with that I will have 2 years of 2 other optional Slavic languages, i.e. Polish and Ukrainian and 2 years of 2 Western European languages (you can choose 2, like, English, German, Spanish, Portuguese, French...) so I share the same passion for everything related to language as a term. I've always been a pan-Slavist so as Slavic languages are the main point of my interest, I think I can handle Russian easily, I mean, we've derived from the same language group... There is a lot more I' write on these topics, but just wanted to tell you to keep on keepin' on! Hope I make it to University.. I'll still have to keep working and organize my life to fit in studying (and somehow find the time and will to work out)... I guess that I won't be playing WT for some time

    • @MDzmitry
      @MDzmitry ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@beyondrecall9446 Damn, you're getting a grip on quite a lot there.
      Don't overwork yourself to avoid burnout and best of luck, I hope you won't regret any of your choices
      Also, I'm not really surprised that you didn't like Berlin, in my opinion capitals often have a different "feel" to them compared to the rest of respectful countries, like London/England, or Moscow/Russia.
      Berlin might've felt too "busy" for a person not used to it. Perhaps, if you're looking for a more "proper" experience you could try smaller cities or even towns someday.
      Although I'm not the one to judge, since I haven't got a single chance to visit any Western European country (especially nowadays, hello from Minsk, Belarus).

    • @elpatron373
      @elpatron373 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@beyondrecall9446Visit a City like munich, Berlin is a shit show of a city.
      Greetings🇩🇪✌

    • @pixelfungaming
      @pixelfungaming 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol who needs 10 years to learn English?

    • @MDzmitry
      @MDzmitry 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@pixelfungaming You never stop learning bro

  • @aurabanda6144
    @aurabanda6144 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    As an Australian player constantly on 250 ping, I laughed at that one.

    • @z54964380
      @z54964380 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hello fellow 250 ping gamer, a Hong Kong player that rarely gets asia server matches salutes you

    • @aurabanda6144
      @aurabanda6144 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@z54964380 YOu live in Hong Kong, isnt that place like oppressed by the chinese government?

    • @z54964380
      @z54964380 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aurabanda6144 Yeah those fucking Chicoms pretty much own us now, it’s depressing.

    • @dereksoh8288
      @dereksoh8288 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@z54964380 Hello fellow 300 ping Hong Kong player, I am from your doppelganger, Singapore.

  • @343DeltaSpark
    @343DeltaSpark ปีที่แล้ว +891

    The fact that you got Rimmy to voice act this makes this even better

    • @JagerLange
      @JagerLange ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nice surprise that.

    • @wolfgangkolber381
      @wolfgangkolber381 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes indeed. Wasn't expecting that one at all.

    • @blackfox7448
      @blackfox7448 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Didn't expected rimmy to appear and i laugh so hard the moment i recognized its voice xD

    • @brianlempa
      @brianlempa ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The moment I heard his voice, I knew this was going to be good.... prob best Aussie you could have picked.

    • @Razno0
      @Razno0 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The second i realised that that was Rimmy i understood that it was an Aussie tank lol

  • @robertelliott-bach7101
    @robertelliott-bach7101 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Anything slightly disadvantageous to a War Thunder player: exists
    War Thunder player: BIAS

    • @doggo_woo
      @doggo_woo ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That was basically me at BR 1.3 facing against an Su122 and being confused as hell why I couldn't penetrate it.

    • @thomas_asunto
      @thomas_asunto ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No one mess with Bob Semple Tank

    • @tylera9665
      @tylera9665 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doggo_woo probably because the su122 is in 2.3 and the majority of the time when something is 1.0 higher you can't pin it from the front. Try shooting the barrel or tracks and flank it's side.

    • @chaseroberts8863
      @chaseroberts8863 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes. Because me shooting a T34(1941) with an m4 that has APBC and said t34 barely taking any sort of damage totally isn’t biased at all

    • @Alex_Kiy
      @Alex_Kiy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@chaseroberts8863yes, but armless noobs like biasing everything

  • @n3rdy11
    @n3rdy11 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    _"We don't have an auto-loader"_
    The French ascent on that killed me lol

  • @zachboyd4749
    @zachboyd4749 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    3:48
    Eh, well crap, Ivan’s got us there….

  • @TheOperationsRoom
    @TheOperationsRoom ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Just putting it on record that when I successfully bully you two into the "First We Feast except it's talking about history and instead of eating wings it's Chicken Vindaloo" idea for your new channel, people will know it was my genius idea 😎🍻

    • @reentrysfs6317
      @reentrysfs6317 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Didn't expect you here

    • @Captain_Coleslaw
      @Captain_Coleslaw ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@reentrysfs6317 They never do, he has a tendancy to just show up, unnanounced. And the moment he opens his fkn mouth, i have to check all my browser tabs to see if a video autoplayed!

  • @waraidako
    @waraidako ปีที่แล้ว +528

    As a Swede, that's one heavy Norwegian accent. I guess Norway is officially Swedish clay again. No backsies this time.

    • @Utmanarn
      @Utmanarn ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It does seem like we got Norway on our side again.

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich ปีที่แล้ว +65

      And according to the description, voiced by a Dane! No wonder he tried to improve upon it by making it sound more Norwegian.

    • @sergeantsharkseant
      @sergeantsharkseant ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well seems like the Kalmar Union is back

    • @Piromanofeliz
      @Piromanofeliz ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Swedish bias!!!1!

    • @redholm
      @redholm ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mulrich Lol. Mister worldwide that one. He went the entire Scandinavia around with 1 role.

  • @an_-cs6ct
    @an_-cs6ct ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:56 "the only thing broken here is my will to exist" lmfaoaoaoaoa I'm crying!😭😭😭💀💀💀

  • @TheTrytix
    @TheTrytix ปีที่แล้ว +73

    God, I always love the fact that whenever you make videos like these, you have people from corresponding countries to voice act, and as such, sometimes talk in their native languages (With English subtitles).
    Always loved that about these videos, and this video got more language barriers than... Ehm... Eh... Okay, I don't have any good examples here, but believe me when I say this, the amount of different languages are great stuff. Love it! ^^

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cheers mate! Yeah, I think It's worth the effort, and the chaps always do a brilliant job.

  • @hvymtal8566
    @hvymtal8566 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    You had me howling not even 3 minutes in
    You knocked it out of the park with this one!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Thanks mate, but that's not the objective with cricket.

    • @chrisoddy8744
      @chrisoddy8744 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SquireComedy Just a very decisive six, surely?

  • @Nativeat1YT
    @Nativeat1YT ปีที่แล้ว +294

    "It's France, I bet they have an autoloader...
    "We don't have an autoloader." 🤣

    • @evanbeers1644
      @evanbeers1644 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bro, as a French ground player. Our guns are great, but we will die in 1 shot almost always. If you shoot the front half of the tank anywhere our crews will cease to live

    • @Hitman_1_Monarch
      @Hitman_1_Monarch ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@evanbeers1644 Facts. Love me an EBR, but ngl the rest of our line up that isn't a light tank or autoloader is garbo or mid at best.

    • @allanblot-gadbois3347
      @allanblot-gadbois3347 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@evanbeers1644 even in the B1 Bis tbh. Also something I find neat is that the French voice is really french!

  • @goldgamercommenting2990
    @goldgamercommenting2990 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:50 NOO NOT THE HIGH CALIBER ARMOR CARS

  • @rolandb2108
    @rolandb2108 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    3:37 As a Chinese I can confirm that we regularly use swear words off handedly and they suddenly become an exclaimation.

  • @falloutghoul1
    @falloutghoul1 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    "Nobody can claim Japanese bias!"
    Sad, but true.

    • @nantarg
      @nantarg ปีที่แล้ว +54

      -Coughs nervously in Ho-Ro -

    • @kaijuslayer3334
      @kaijuslayer3334 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Nonsense, the Type 64 APC is clearly the best vehicle in the game and is clear evidence of Japanese bias.

    • @kousand9917
      @kousand9917 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Planes

    • @tdkyt46
      @tdkyt46 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chi-to armour laughs in broken ricochet

    • @spliffy98
      @spliffy98 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kousand9917 Every faction: "The Zeroes need to be at BR 6!!!"

  • @questionmark05
    @questionmark05 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    As an Australian the Australian depiction is incredibly and painfully accurate.

    • @howitzerkitsune
      @howitzerkitsune ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Australian too and damn do I hate 300 ping forever

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@howitzerkitsune Man, you boys must be SUPER hard to hit. Must be nice.

    • @tomaskoupil5994
      @tomaskoupil5994 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least our struggle got properly recognised 😅

    • @Comet5551
      @Comet5551 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What's worse, we can shoot an enemy and they can shoot us but we die from it before the game registers we fired first, pain

    • @guy323
      @guy323 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SquireComedy australian internet is a curse it’s way more worse in the long run trust me man

  • @kaijuslayer3334
    @kaijuslayer3334 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    As someone who plays Japan, this game actually has a Japanese bias. Their paper armor gives us unfair speed in returning to the hanger and allowing us to go from game to game at a record pace. It is indeed very broken.
    Those damn GAIJINS!

    • @cqpp
      @cqpp ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Foreigners!

    • @adimaiuniversal4361
      @adimaiuniversal4361 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Uhmm i actually discovered our true bias as japanese users, its that we IGNORE ALL FORMS OF BIAS BUT WE HAVE NO DEFENSIVE OURSELVES

  • @TheUSgoverment
    @TheUSgoverment ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "wassup you sexy animals"
    **Does litterly nothing**
    **Is driving a modified sherman**
    "Israeli bias"
    Jesus Christ, You really did portray me perfectly.

    • @MiGLifeCrisis
      @MiGLifeCrisis ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love my 400mm pen at all distances

    • @TheUSgoverment
      @TheUSgoverment ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MiGLifeCrisis i hope your weekend will be noticibly worse.

    • @MirrorBusta2nd
      @MirrorBusta2nd ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MiGLifeCrisis no stabilizer???
      No armour?????
      No speed?????
      No rangefinder?????

    • @MiGLifeCrisis
      @MiGLifeCrisis ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MirrorBusta2nd I use it just fine

    • @redhead9713
      @redhead9713 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MiGLifeCrisis but will rarely pen for no reason, loves to ricochet and produces almost no spall or shrapnel.

  • @wolfroze9703
    @wolfroze9703 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    God i love that american voice actor, he's really good in this skit lol

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      is good enuf. 'Murica'.

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's clearly a "US cowboy" stereotype joke, but funny thing is, more American soldiers back in those days (1940s-50s) would have either had a deeper Midwestern or higher Northeastern accent. The South and even a lot of the western states weren't as highly populated back in those days.

    • @oldhunterundol3243
      @oldhunterundol3243 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a foreigner I used to think all Americans had a southern accent and I only saw them as real Americans

    • @n3rdy11
      @n3rdy11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thunderbird1921 That's just par of the course; Most international German stereo-types, like Lederhosen and Oktoberfest, are based on Bavaria, which is the Texas of Germany.

    • @WatcherMovie008
      @WatcherMovie008 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It PhlyDaily iirc

  • @kazakhstanisastate4614
    @kazakhstanisastate4614 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    The real bias was the friends we made along the way

  • @fredo0084
    @fredo0084 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Lol seeing all the allies and the Axis playing like a disfunctional group of friends together it's awesome,and never gets old Its been a while since the Soviets came along, I kinda love that Red vs Blue dinamic they have lol

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha ปีที่แล้ว

      Ace combat zero enthusiast I see.

    • @fredo0084
      @fredo0084 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@areaxisthegurkha indeed btw did you know that there are 3 types of aces?

  • @jorex4011
    @jorex4011 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:09 HEY I KNOW YOU, RIMMY YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME

  • @ZETH_27
    @ZETH_27 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Representing the Swedish, I do admit we make a **lot** of weapons, and use maybe 10% of them, the rest we sell to people who are far away from us so their use isn't our problem.

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well sometimes you use them mostly so you can get some more people to buy them didn't the swedish government try to convince the US to allow them to use gripens to bomb the Taliban as good marketing

    • @Ailasher
      @Ailasher ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Indeed! Despite this, when my cousin was selling drugs to children with the same thought: "it's their free choice whether to use them or not." They actually threw him to jail for it! Oh, the nerve!

    • @fernandomarques5166
      @fernandomarques5166 ปีที่แล้ว

      Confirmed F-39E moment

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fernandomarques5166 not really the US has the F-16 if we wanted a cheap lightweight fighter we'd buy more of those

    • @fernandomarques5166
      @fernandomarques5166 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spartanx9293 You're really confusing me here man. I only mentioned the Grippen because is a common point between me (Brazilian) and the swedes.

  • @destroyermaqa36
    @destroyermaqa36 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:43
    Sherman: U tell me one goddamn way that USA is overpowered
    T-34: 50 cals
    Sherman: EEEeeahhhh okay

  • @MeriYaika
    @MeriYaika ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:22 That's a Vietnamese tnak put in the Chinese tree 💀

  • @pashico7082
    @pashico7082 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    As an Italy main, I somewhat agree. We have no tanks and only have cars, sometimes with a bit of armor. So, I often get clobbered, even worse now that it's way easier to get CAS in the skies now. I once literally only helped with repairs ONCE and managed to spawn in CAS, it's ridiculous and Italy can't do anything after 30 seconds unless using a casemate at 4.7 or lower.

    • @tenderlointacostakoyakitra6898
      @tenderlointacostakoyakitra6898 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But Italian guns mixed with their mobility makes it a seal clubber if u know what to fight

    • @lewisd56
      @lewisd56 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      play the breda - trust me you will rake in the kills - even before the CAS strikes back

    • @pashico7082
      @pashico7082 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@austinlazar4853 Everything is a bloody skill issue to hardcore tryhards. Plus, you have "mained Italy to 10.7". I could be wrong, but it sounds like you aren't familiar with Italy and rushed it with your wallet.

    • @pashico7082
      @pashico7082 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lewisd56 You think I haven't? Have you read what I wrote? I can barely get to the battle! Before aircraft were made more accessible I could actually have fun with it. Now entire teams switch to air RB while playing ground because of the recent changes.

    • @lewisd56
      @lewisd56 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pashico7082 I'm FAR from the best player in WT, by a long long way, but I dont struggle with Italy. Granted some areas are a pain, but its just a case of finding the best way to play. the breda for example is good for sneaking up on stuff, try to stay hidden, and you can pick off loads of the enemy team. Put the m43 in the lineup too to avoid uptiers and you have a decent casemate that can easily get kills too. At top tier, italy is pretty good, its MBTs are surprisingly survivable, the ariete(p) is one of the best at its BR once spaded, and all the centauros are a good laugh to play. Lets not forget the sidam 25 or the OTOMATIC either.
      Italy isnt the nicest of nations to play, but I'm a pretty terrible player and still do well enough throughout its tree for it to be fun. I'm not normally for saying 'skill issue' but... if you are struggling, and its not entirely CAS related, I'd suggest changing your battle tactics.

  • @Tamburahk
    @Tamburahk ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I absolutely love your British humor and how you can make even such trivial thing like announcing something "ordinary" rather comical, especially you Squire with all your funny mimic expressions. You remind of me Rowan Atkinsons and I bet you two guys will be some day on equal with him. Or I wish you will. Our generation need someone like him.

  • @Alystas
    @Alystas ปีที่แล้ว +5

    TBH the Sherman is ridiculously easy to kill, just aim at its side right after the soldiered armor plate and you've got a hit right in the ammunition case.

  • @KardioIzletmetovic
    @KardioIzletmetovic ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "shalom, you sexy beasts" has me dying

  • @EnclaveChad
    @EnclaveChad ปีที่แล้ว +93

    When there's a Swedish tank, but no Finnish tank.
    (Finns crying in the corner)

    • @noggy3133
      @noggy3133 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They were hiding inside a building without their optics aiming at the russians

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There are Finnish tanks. They're on Finland. We just haven't found them yet.

    • @oldhunterundol3243
      @oldhunterundol3243 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meanwhile in new zealand "I know it's a tractor but I'm doing my best ok"

    • @gorganfredman5363
      @gorganfredman5363 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bt-42 entered the chat

    • @pRahvi0
      @pRahvi0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      * Säkkijärven polkka intensifies *

  • @Thunderstar7
    @Thunderstar7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how Rimmy is playing the part of the Laggy Aussie

  • @o0CarlM0o
    @o0CarlM0o ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's telling that even when the British tank showed up, no one said there was any bias. It literally goes without saying that the only bias with Britain is against it.

  • @filthy_westerner1053
    @filthy_westerner1053 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Israeli tank arrives*
    Everyone looks at the German tank
    Germans; …What?

  • @neca512
    @neca512 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    After playing this game for over 2000+ hours i can confirm this is pretty accurate

    • @EasyAL_YT
      @EasyAL_YT ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ching Chong I've got over 2000 hours too... and I've never touched the Russian tree but it has always given me the most trouble.
      I play Germany (main), US, UK, Italy and recently Japan. The only nation that frequently frustrates me is the Russians. Especially at 9.7 where they have outright bias.

    • @StiXWasHere
      @StiXWasHere ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EasyAL_YT Agreed. MiG 27k, Ka 52, Ka 50, Mi 28NM, T-80BVM, BMP-2M... just to start off the list. I can sit and name off things that are outright broken on each of these vehicles for a solid while, and then promptly move on to the rest of the russian tech tree. Sure, one to one some russian vehicles may be outclassed, but combined they are by far the strongest nation right now.

  • @fsfrancesco1539
    @fsfrancesco1539 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    > Australian player
    > Misses shot due to packet loss
    That bit was so hilarious to me, lol.

  • @MACTEP-il1eu
    @MACTEP-il1eu ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:18 well he's not wrong I have some 2010 laptop

  • @andyandreson3989
    @andyandreson3989 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Better than about 98% of stuff that comes out on most streaming platforms. Well, time to feed the algorithm.

  • @Captain_Coleslaw
    @Captain_Coleslaw ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Splendid work lads!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thanks my guy!

    • @rcaxxa
      @rcaxxa ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun teaching you. :D

  • @bejaminmaston1347
    @bejaminmaston1347 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    bias in a nutshell: it only exists when you go against them

    • @Skylikesavation
      @Skylikesavation ปีที่แล้ว

      In some cases but german bias is very real and didn’t suddenly stop existing when I started playing Germany

    • @bejaminmaston1347
      @bejaminmaston1347 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Skylikesavation well...that "bias" is in statistics
      The panther front hull is better because of the slope but also remember your shells are weaker at angles
      Same goes for every sloped armor besides the t-34

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bejaminmaston1347 I mean it's a money bias but yes there is a German bias by extension. During the WW2 era of tanks at least. I don't like top tier and I don't touch aircraft so I can't speak for that except all the suicide bombers always seem to have either a star or a cross on them.

    • @bejaminmaston1347
      @bejaminmaston1347 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@viktoriyaserebryakov2755 honestly here's planes in a run down
      Russia: great fighters
      Britian: bombers with huge payloads (one of them have 14 1000lb bombs)
      America: decently fast and good climb bombers and fighters that only use .50 cals until jets....and it's like 2 or 3 jets in
      Germany: good ground attack planes
      And we don't talk about the rest
      Also like I said on ground its about angles....unless its the tiger,if you're a tiger its pointless to angle, but if you're against tigers they're immortal

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bejaminmaston1347 It's pointless to angle a Tiger? Whaaa...?

  • @troutwarrior6735
    @troutwarrior6735 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “What about Isreili bias?”
    “Don’t look at me!!!”
    🤣

  • @brentschellekens4151
    @brentschellekens4151 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "We can barely manage one. Two is going to be a bit of a push, to admit"
    That's gotta be the most British thing I've heard so far

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahah! There wasn't any rain in shot, that would have really topped it off.

  • @JaesWasTaken
    @JaesWasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Oh my God, this was probably your best War Thunder skit yet. Well done!

  • @SweetSniper5197
    @SweetSniper5197 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    As a Kiwi (From NZ) I can confirm that Australian bias is nothing compared to Kiwi bias.

    • @Deaglan753
      @Deaglan753 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      All of their tanks are inferior to our bob semple

    • @RRAAZZAA
      @RRAAZZAA ปีที่แล้ว

      It depends on where you live ins New Zealand and what servers you are on but I’d say for me my Aussie ping is worse than a lot of kiwis

    • @ExpertKillaxD
      @ExpertKillaxD ปีที่แล้ว

      hello fellow sherman enjoyer

    • @thomas_asunto
      @thomas_asunto ปีที่แล้ว

      Bob Semple Tank Best Tank

  • @scudb5509
    @scudb5509 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:10 of the Video is the truest frustration that’s ever been said.
    Special individuals playing on low graphics to get an advantage even if their computer can handle better. There is even an option to turn off grass from your gun sights.
    This should not be happening. Minimum graphics should be locked and adjusted by Warthunder automatically based on the PC specs.

  • @lostonearth7856
    @lostonearth7856 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:39 The bs coming from someone in R3 trolling range.

  • @AvarikVonNom
    @AvarikVonNom ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Great comedy as always Squire. c:
    Also thanks for having me voice a line, I always wanted to say that. c:

    • @creatinerd
      @creatinerd ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice! May I ask which line? I'll just assume it's the Hebrew one because it's dang funny

  • @noahn627
    @noahn627 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Great Voice acting from everyone involved. Or thats just me being bias towards squires videos.

  • @randomradek5284
    @randomradek5284 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As someone who mains the US and Germany with a little bit of UK gameplay, you don't even know how many times and how perfectly you quoted me.

  • @timewralen7249
    @timewralen7249 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the little reverse joke thrown in at the end with the Churchill lmao

  • @qwerty-ki1yp
    @qwerty-ki1yp ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:55 as an norwegian im dying of laughter

    • @Captain_Coleslaw
      @Captain_Coleslaw ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love that my Danish attempt at a swedish accent came out as norweigian??!

    • @qwerty-ki1yp
      @qwerty-ki1yp ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Captain_Coleslaw its sounds more norwegian in the hva fa*** part

    • @qwerty-ki1yp
      @qwerty-ki1yp ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i was a really funny scene

    • @JostVanWair
      @JostVanWair ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Captain_Coleslaw You were the actor?

    • @TheEastNorthern
      @TheEastNorthern ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@qwerty-ki1yp xd

  • @TheDeputy173
    @TheDeputy173 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    that was perfect squire, excellent representation of every bias in war thunder

  • @terminatorexe682
    @terminatorexe682 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love the creative way for the advertisement it just hilarious because it’s good nobody would present their adverts like you this is great 👍

  • @bunyslayer
    @bunyslayer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good stuff boys! I'll definitely subscribe to the 2nd channel but I do love this one, I hate ads but I actually watch your skits all the way. Hope your recruitment goes well, Good Luck!

  • @thexfactor8928
    @thexfactor8928 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Another great vid and another best line from Bill being "Ah! German scream!"

  • @Marker_man
    @Marker_man ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like that the ikv 103 just drove away at the end

  • @luftwaffle5386
    @luftwaffle5386 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Please, we all know the brits have *ABSOLUTELY* no bias, at all. That is until Gaijigles adds the 17Pounder M3 lee into the game.

  • @austinmcintosh2101
    @austinmcintosh2101 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:14 Is that Rimmy's voice I heard?

  • @ricktherobot7014
    @ricktherobot7014 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love the effort put into these videos

  • @GeorgePrince
    @GeorgePrince ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So well done as usual, so original! Both of you are so hilarious!

  • @cooperyeung3252
    @cooperyeung3252 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This in my opinion has to be the best video from you I have seen.

  • @Mullac23
    @Mullac23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    keep up the epic work guys, really enjoy the humour from this channel.

  • @underwaterpowerarmor8700
    @underwaterpowerarmor8700 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    actually the arl 44 acl 1 had no autoloader but it has a loading mechanism to help the loader to put the round you can see it in X-RAY
    french bias

  • @mondinik2378
    @mondinik2378 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Good video, just, as an italian, I'm little bit disapointed that the Italians didn't had a voice line, but the rest of the video it was really good.

  • @RandomGuy-xr6ll
    @RandomGuy-xr6ll ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man what a international crew we have on this video, great video as always mate hope you the best on your channel

  • @shaggygabe728
    @shaggygabe728 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:09 Il-2 1946 Japan theme? 😳

    • @luib7701
      @luib7701 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Indeed!

  • @RexsHangar
    @RexsHangar ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never have I seen a more accurate depiction, this was golden

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm laughing so hard right now.

  • @ShockwaveTheLogical
    @ShockwaveTheLogical ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:39 If he was in a Firefly then they'd easily win.
    Or a spitfire obviously.

  • @jasonzhou8274
    @jasonzhou8274 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are only human vehicles in War Thunder, therefore HUMAN BIAS

  • @thehistorymaniac2966
    @thehistorymaniac2966 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish your (possibly) second channel the best, I as a reenactor would love to see you cover history in the good old fashioned way.

  • @Yeeter_Inbound
    @Yeeter_Inbound ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As an Italian main i can say that Italy almost NEVER plays on the side that is winning.

  • @kanestalin7246
    @kanestalin7246 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My friend shot a t34 (1942) in the turret with the kv2, it did nothing and started screaming in fear.

  • @WildBillCox13
    @WildBillCox13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Several worthy laughs. Well done.

  • @alexanderandersson4093
    @alexanderandersson4093 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is probably my favorite video ever

  • @javid29
    @javid29 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Incredibly accurate. Love it. Even the fuckin' aussies

  • @bornaorange
    @bornaorange ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The true bias is the grind and repair costs 😭

  • @rodrigomercau1073
    @rodrigomercau1073 ปีที่แล้ว

    BEST VIDEO EVER DUDE GREAT JOB!!

  • @Mausi_Schmausi
    @Mausi_Schmausi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    00:50 im german, thats so good

  • @moogle5727
    @moogle5727 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Glad your back to the War Thunder!

  • @scpguy1381
    @scpguy1381 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:36 the US produced as many Sherman’s as the Soviets did T-34’s ( but didn’t lose 40,000 Sherman’s)

    • @peterdenov4898
      @peterdenov4898 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      40,000 damn bro, by your logic every single Russian civilian had T-34 for self defense.

    • @scpguy1381
      @scpguy1381 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@peterdenov4898 wtf do you mean, there where 300m Soviets, that’s not even close, and not to mention they where very low quality and made from second hand materials

    • @peterdenov4898
      @peterdenov4898 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@scpguy1381 Do even know how much 300 milion are my guy?

    • @scpguy1381
      @scpguy1381 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@peterdenov4898 well closer to 250 but yes

  • @anthonyvankeerberghen9370
    @anthonyvankeerberghen9370 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's one of your funniest video, keep up the good work !

  • @Arthur_Putey
    @Arthur_Putey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is perfect! Amazingly funny.
    I'm mainly WoT player, but the dialogues are interchangeable with WT.
    Like the:
    "It's France, I bet they have an autoloader." 🤣🤣🤣
    And the Swedish strv with the ABBA music...

  • @atunit81
    @atunit81 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I LOVE the german voice, I love it. Thumbs up.

    • @ToshiroVA
      @ToshiroVA ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks a lot

  • @coucoul38
    @coucoul38 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Stug could have easily one shot the T34 from the side

  • @cinnamon_enjoyer4302
    @cinnamon_enjoyer4302 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh god I love he little touch at the end with the Churchill trying to reverse but being too slow

  • @tmo_117
    @tmo_117 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simply whatever side I play against has strong armor that bounces everything I shoot while I am always one shot, but whenever I annoyed and switch to that side to feel that armor same thing happens, this explains my experience so well

  • @AusartheDead
    @AusartheDead ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that you got Rimmy to voice the Aussies is fantastic

  • @charlessaint7926
    @charlessaint7926 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    American: Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican-Standoff!
    Everyone else: Mexican bias!
    Germany: Was?

  • @onerimeuse
    @onerimeuse ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One minute in and this is so much better than I expected it to be. I expected an honest break down, but nah, it's just a verbalized, machinamated discord chat. Brilliant mate!

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff