If Fury was a British Film

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  • I watched Fury again, recently. This is a collection of my thoughts. In fact, though this video's a comedy sketch, It's almost a review. Also for those asking, this sketch was made using the game "War Thunder".
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  • @rchahal3460
    @rchahal3460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2315

    "They can't hit you with your ping"
    That hurt a little...

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Suck it up, cobber.

    • @respectablebogan3276
      @respectablebogan3276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Hurt me too and Im a Kiwi LMAO

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm Scandinavian, but I had to avert my ears out of empathy with the poor slow-boiled sods down under XD

    • @respectablebogan3276
      @respectablebogan3276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SonsOfLorgar language xD I'm actually half Finnish anyway lol

    • @grizzy-thekiwi1144
      @grizzy-thekiwi1144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      actually ping here (nz)is okay for most part normally 234 ping
      edit: but does go to 300 normally as well. should of added that. sorry lads

  • @Flakfire
    @Flakfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1657

    Ok I lost it at the Atlantic Wall bit

  • @AvarikVonNom
    @AvarikVonNom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12610

    Press F to pay respects to that local french farming community's fence.

  • @AllecJoshuaIbay
    @AllecJoshuaIbay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1790

    I love the Band of Brothers reference

    • @bannedfor30daysonfacebook41
      @bannedfor30daysonfacebook41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too

    • @G__Brtz
      @G__Brtz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ma god, waxhaduing here

    • @bengamerlsyolo6788
      @bengamerlsyolo6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Jesus....WHAT IS THE GOD DAMN HOLD UP?!

    • @kh2b573
      @kh2b573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Didnt know Allec Joshua Ibay watches the squire! Damn... hi cool vids bruh

    • @lizr7507
      @lizr7507 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG Allec is here wtf

  • @6Six6Six6Bruh
    @6Six6Six6Bruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3071

    “What is this, bloody Gallipoli?”
    *aussie sacrifice intnsifies

  • @h.m.s.belfast4047
    @h.m.s.belfast4047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1866

    "Why don't we just use our 17 poun..."
    "I have seen the film before, just load the smoke!!"
    Lost it right there

    • @something6326
      @something6326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tifa Sherpard o

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      H

    • @kinluke
      @kinluke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I choked on my coffee and spat on my keyboard.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I choked on my keyboard and spat on my coffee

    • @SayoriChr-tz7vn
      @SayoriChr-tz7vn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fulcrum 29 r/cursedcomments

  • @jnb_110
    @jnb_110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2186

    7:20
    “Gunner, if you miss again, I’ll have you transferred to a Stormtrooper battalion.”
    But I though the German Stormtroopers were- *Ooooh, the other Stormtroopers.*

    • @Mangos1021
      @Mangos1021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Yeah, stormtroopers were elite troopers for the germans but star wars made people think otherwise.

    • @airraid9614
      @airraid9614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Stormenstrupen
      I don’t know German that well so it’s a guess

    • @homingninja2037
      @homingninja2037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thought it was because the stormtroopers did a lot of the you-know-what.

    • @mcbigboydaddy5193
      @mcbigboydaddy5193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I’m presuming he was referring to Star Wars storm troopers and how they have a terrible aim but got confused with the elite German stormtroopers. I can’t lie this is one of the funniest comments I’ve seen in a long time

    • @randomcatontheinternet2771
      @randomcatontheinternet2771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Germany Stormtroopers battation are basicly suicide battlation that specialist in infantry charging in the fields which itself is bad

  • @J_Araw
    @J_Araw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    “I reckon this operation was 90% successful”
    “YOU LOST FIVE GOD DAMN TANKS”

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      is that a reference to market garden, and Montgomery's claim that it was 90% successful?

    • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay
      @NostalgicGamerRickOShay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Quote from A Bridge too Far.

    • @zacharytang3840
      @zacharytang3840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@livethefuture2492 oof...
      *Netherlands remembers*

    • @OkachaWasTaken
      @OkachaWasTaken ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a reference to Montgomery.

  • @diasulhaqisya954
    @diasulhaqisya954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1790

    "like paratroopers?"
    "No been there done that didn't go very well"
    *Operation market garden intensifies*

    • @xenomorphyongaming61
      @xenomorphyongaming61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or d-day

    • @undulycriticalobserver2510
      @undulycriticalobserver2510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      German:silly tommies und yanks, only zhe glorious strategy of zhe powerful Wehrmacht will succeed in this var *chuckles in blitzkrieg*
      Me: *cough* Bastogne.
      German: ....*begins crying in battle of the bulge*

    • @spartans8199
      @spartans8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dday intesifies

    • @henkmeerdink936
      @henkmeerdink936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The clip begins with a Bridge to Far reference too..

    • @sirilluminarthevaliant2895
      @sirilluminarthevaliant2895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Americans and Russians: What? Paratrooper operations can fail?!?!?

  • @mr.stoneman4209
    @mr.stoneman4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1410

    “Viva la fence!”
    -Some French dudes, 1944

    • @hst615
      @hst615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Who Miraculously acquired early ww2 french republican uniform and instantly get blue-on-blue from brits.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@hst615 it was the american who killed their own allies, as per usual.

    • @an_f-14_tomcat
      @an_f-14_tomcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@cageybee7221
      's not our fault... our weapons are *fun!*

    • @starkraven7362
      @starkraven7362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@an_f-14_tomcat ...murcan chaffee tank wot dun it!

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What fence? It got destroyed by bombardiers

  • @Mwraf
    @Mwraf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    Press F to pay respects to the Polish Fireflies tank crew.

  • @KingEddo8
    @KingEddo8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    "Oh bugger. I'm on fire"
    God I love British satire.

    • @przemyawkubin5808
      @przemyawkubin5808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Polish People aswell. Lol🤣

    • @KingEddo8
      @KingEddo8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@przemyawkubin5808 What?

    • @timberich1647
      @timberich1647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh bugger! The tank's on fire!

    • @thecurseddonutpanda664
      @thecurseddonutpanda664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Btw your pfp is so cursed yet so good
      😐

    • @RandomPerson-ob1hk
      @RandomPerson-ob1hk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KingEddo8
      "Oh bugger. I'm on fire"
      God I love British satire
      "Oh I'm dying that sure sucks"
      "But hey lookie there at those baby ducks"

  • @thomasdimarco7918
    @thomasdimarco7918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    Nice “Band of Brothers” references

  • @dandoo111
    @dandoo111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    3:32 - Germans snickering in their Tiger.
    Perfect British humour. Absolutely perfect.

    • @olimpia7532
      @olimpia7532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best bit of the whole video I totally lost it at that 😂😂😂

    • @thegermanfool8953
      @thegermanfool8953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @anthonyendack3138
      @anthonyendack3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @edwardstevens6787
      @edwardstevens6787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad I wasn't drinking a glass of milk... it would have shot straight out my nose!

    • @thegamingwolf4486
      @thegamingwolf4486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that’s actually my fav part and also the bong sound I went like “Taco Bell anyone”

  • @baz5042
    @baz5042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2991

    Lost five tanks to destroy one, that’s a Soviet Major Victory.

    • @legionofthedamned40k24
      @legionofthedamned40k24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      You mean American?

    • @ladislavcepicka3942
      @ladislavcepicka3942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Yea lost fifty tanks to destroy one, THAT'S a Soviet Major Victory

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Actually the worst lose-to-win ratio the Soviets had on battle was in Dubno/Brody in July 1941 and they lost 4 tanks per each German tank lost, so not really. And Dubno (also mentioned as Brody, since the battle was fought between both locations) was a Soviet defeat.

    • @jackmara882
      @jackmara882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Well after the failed Operation Market Garden Montgomery called it a victory. Patton answered that they won't survive another victory of Montgomery.

    • @tkkmss5713
      @tkkmss5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I lost my whole team just to get one kill soo similar

  • @СоветскийМемер
    @СоветскийМемер 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    "Hey eddie you still got some of that Willie Pete?"
    "Uh-huh!"
    "Stick somma that shit right in his face!"
    The most accurate American thing ive ever heard

    • @M_Man4409
      @M_Man4409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also the French dudes on the truck, replace the french with irish guys, France with ieqlans, and bump the year back to 1928 and you got the most secret irish revelution in 10 seconds ever, especially when they get guned down by our favoritet triger-happy american

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      69 likes achievement unlocked

    • @СоветскийМемер
      @СоветскийМемер 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evepayler1461 pogre

    • @panther7584
      @panther7584 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@СоветскийМемер I think it's "Smoke's up!" rather than "Uh-huh!"

    • @may3la17
      @may3la17 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thats what id say

  • @spookyshadowhawk6776
    @spookyshadowhawk6776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2939

    Love the Stereotypes, Sacrifice of the Anzacs, the British Night Bombers blinded by the Light, the Gun Ho American, a Masterpiece of Sarcasm as usual! I enjoy a wicked bit of Humor, you haven't failed to deliver yet!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Thanks for the kind words! Long may it continue, eh?

    • @nerdygeek4845
      @nerdygeek4845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      British tank: "Looks more like a civillian vehicle to me."
      American tank: *opens fire*

    • @respectablebogan3276
      @respectablebogan3276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Who was the Kiwi voice?

    • @spookyshadowhawk6776
      @spookyshadowhawk6776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SquireComedy Indeed!

    • @Ash007YT
      @Ash007YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Line with the Anzac tank, Kiwi said at least its not Tobruk, Reference to how the Anzacs held and fought off the Germans in north Africa, There's a bit of military banter between Australia and New Zealand as to The Rats of Tobruk, the Aussies held on during the Axis siege, And the kiwis came to the rescue with supplies. - There's also a 1944 Australian film called The Rats of Tobruk.

  • @ajm0208
    @ajm0208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    4:36 I like the band of brothers reference

  • @johncallaghan4926
    @johncallaghan4926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Anyone else noticed that it's Tiger 131?

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      For me, the bright yellow desert camouflage gave it away.

    • @malekkhelifi5116
      @malekkhelifi5116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Squire i love Tiger 131 .. if i go to UK i will go to see it

    • @bootlesspick3592
      @bootlesspick3592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well it dose make sense since in fury they did use the real tiger 131

    • @diegofernandezruiz9641
      @diegofernandezruiz9641 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It has the number?

    • @АртёмДера
      @АртёмДера 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diegofernandezruiz9641 tiger 131 is a japan version of german tiger I.

  • @itzdylan7665
    @itzdylan7665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    “Hey Eddie do we still got some of that willie Pete?”
    “Mhm”
    “Stick that s*it right in his face”
    1:44

    • @Gwestytears
      @Gwestytears 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My favorite line

    • @Azachor
      @Azachor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pls explain

    • @Gwestytears
      @Gwestytears 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was funny

    • @johnstanley7442
      @johnstanley7442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Azachor Willie Pete is old American slang for the letters "WP," standing for White Phosphorous, in this case tank ammunition, but it can also refer-to a white phosphorous grenade, in infantry usage.

    • @Azachor
      @Azachor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnstanley7442 thanks mate, much appreciated

  • @boborvergones9992
    @boborvergones9992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    8:00 Best Knock Knock joke ever

    • @ignitionesports6491
      @ignitionesports6491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn right

    • @AcinonyxFoxD1
      @AcinonyxFoxD1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I cracked up when I heard it

    • @keisd9192
      @keisd9192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THATS MAH BOY CHAFFE!

    • @Unhuman143
      @Unhuman143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Epic joke😂😂

    • @jimmer828
      @jimmer828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AcinonyxFoxD1 me too

  • @itsalexnow1223
    @itsalexnow1223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    "We would've murdered for this kind of progress at the Somme!"

  • @jaronww706
    @jaronww706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    "Gunner, if you miss again, I´ll have you transferred to a Stormtrooper Battalion." ^^ you made my day

    • @bootlesspick3592
      @bootlesspick3592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who knows maybe he can be a scout trooper with a sniper with that accuracy

    • @aheccingdegenerate3859
      @aheccingdegenerate3859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      'Don't be so harsh,he was just transferred in from zhe sniper battalion'

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaron WW i didn’t know you could transfer to the german army (because the Germans had an elite force called storm troopers during the First World War so naturally they would have existed during the Second World War

    • @aheccingdegenerate3859
      @aheccingdegenerate3859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      wrong storm troopers m8, its the lucasarts storm troopers

    • @bootlesspick3592
      @bootlesspick3592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea no, it was a joke as in Star Wars in how storm troopers have terrible accuracy

  • @jamier65551
    @jamier65551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    "Well we certainly can't retreat!"
    "No, we're British."
    Lmao

    • @jpc7118
      @jpc7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dunkirk, Norway, Tobruk, Singapore ?

    • @jpc7118
      @jpc7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @DynastyGaming I agree there... Even USSR did... To beat Nazi germany has been a whole team effort where even belgian, dutch, italian and many other resistances in europe were necessary... British like all other allies has known many low points and big failures, the advantage is that in the end, the Allies won. My grand father fleed from Spain during the civil war, he was Basque Spanish... The (almost) alone country to accept Spanish at this time was France which gave french nationality to more than 2 millionsof Spanish. My country has done a big failure in 1940, as all the allies failed till 1942-1943... UK has been saved by many things : The Channel, the french sacrifice in Lille and Dunkirk, the fact Hitler didn't want to ivnade England as he was thinking that Chamberlain would win over Churchill (many deputies and Lords wanted peace after the disaster in France) etc... I tokk this thing too seriously because Anglo-saxons always managed to appear as the alone super-heroes int hat war, erasing that the 1st role was done by Red Army (and I am totally opposed to sovietism but we have to concede that without Red Army no win over Germany).

    • @andrewrichards912
      @andrewrichards912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jpc7118 Hitler just "didnt want to invade?" Are you for real my friend? I suggest you do some reading....you might find some interesting facts to challenge you r own "findings".....

    • @jpc7118
      @jpc7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewrichards912 He didn't truly want et he wasn't able to invade England, which was combined... First of All the luftwaffe had been incredibly weakened by the campaign of France and low countries. French and other air forces had severely impacted the capacities of the Luftwaffe. Then the Kriegsmarine was no match for Royal Navy. And on the political aspect, I don't change a word on the visions I have as it is the one of the majority of Historians ... I have even read a thesis from an american Historian few years ago which was claiming that Hitler had given confusing orders (not followed) about Dunkirk pockets. His will was to preserve UK troops to obtain a peace and on the other hand he wanted to crush France. That last fact has been told by many historians (whatever their nationalities).

    • @tanner1111
      @tanner1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jpc7118 There is a major, major difference between a ''Tactical Retreat'' (Dunkirk, Norway and Tobruk) and just outright surrendering your nations flag and country to fascism and tyranny. And saying that the channel was a saving grace for Britain is so disrespectful to the British troops who crossed it to try and take back the very country that your grandfather fled too, we could of just sat back and said ''fuck it, let the RAF deal with the Luftwaffe until the yanks show up''.

  • @sinant.3779
    @sinant.3779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    The whisteling already got me

    • @lucasgabrielpufalklein5270
      @lucasgabrielpufalklein5270 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What song were they whistling?

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucasgabrielpufalklein5270 Colonel Bogey March, and if I'm not mistaken the way they whistle it is a reference to The Bridge on the River Kwai.

  • @taistelusammakko5088
    @taistelusammakko5088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    *7:40* americans when somebody accidently steps 1cm into their property

    • @itzdylan7665
      @itzdylan7665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Very true

    • @Crusaderbois
      @Crusaderbois 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yep

    • @tomsoki5738
      @tomsoki5738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hippity hoppity get off my property

    • @backwoodsbully9841
      @backwoodsbully9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      For sure. The Americans sent the Riff Raff back to England when they won the Revolutionary war.

    • @shadowsicksix
      @shadowsicksix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And don't you forget it!

  • @eltumbacochisv3333
    @eltumbacochisv3333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    *_8:00_**_ My favorite part xD_*

    • @natthapong3046
      @natthapong3046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This part crack me up also.

    • @spacehooman_4802
      @spacehooman_4802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh god 😂😂😂😂

    • @tiago4158
      @tiago4158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the best part is still 1:44 guys xD

    • @spacehooman_4802
      @spacehooman_4802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tiago4158 hahah😂😂

    • @nothingtoseehere6851
      @nothingtoseehere6851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Knock Knock
      Who's There
      *_AP MO[CENSORED] BOOM_*

  • @epick1648
    @epick1648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    1:23
    ,,Niemcy! Niemcy! Na dole! Nie widze ich! Gdzie? Na dole! Na prawo! Ide na nich! Widze ich!!!"
    Translation:
    Germans! Germans! Down there! I can't see them! Where? Down there! On the right! I go to them! I see them!!!
    If you were curious.

    • @cobalt2361
      @cobalt2361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I fucking love that part XD

    • @NjuGames
      @NjuGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F

    • @Sealimperialpictures
      @Sealimperialpictures 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      R E P E A T P L E A S E

    • @wn6886
      @wn6886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      The TH-cam comments are NOT for private polish chit chat

    • @epick1648
      @epick1648 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      William Newell its translation not polish chat

  • @DominikKost
    @DominikKost 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    That tank (1st Polish Armored Div. would be my guess) attempting to reenact no. 303 Polish Squadron's manouver from BoB made my day :)

    • @nylkul9933
      @nylkul9933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you are absolutely correct, in the navy we even used our own ships that were polish pre war (all other branches of military were fitted with standard british weapons and gear)

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nylkul9933 I used to know an old veteran of the Polish home army/resistance :)

    • @RichardRenes
      @RichardRenes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fun fact: the Dutch city of Breda was liberated by a Polish division of the British army without even a shot being fired. Should be a sketch in there somewhere...

    • @DominikKost
      @DominikKost 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RichardRenes Same division played a crucial role in keeping the Falaise pocket closed. I think it was Montgomery who wrote the following: "Under Falaise we locked the Germans like they were in a bottle, and the Polish Armoured Division was the cork in this bottle". General Maczek's men saw the end of the war in Wilhelmshaven which they captured, or to whom the base capitulated on May 5 1945.

    • @DominikKost
      @DominikKost 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheMrCosmo Best thing is, that the "repeat please" scene was based on a real event. During a training flight one of participating Polish pilots, Ludwik Paszkiewicz, noticed a German plane, broke off from the formation and shot it down. Upon returning to the base he was reprimanded for breaking discipline and congratulated on his and the squadron's first victory. 303 Squadron was declared operational on the next day and despite joining the fight late into Battle of Britain, ended with highest kill count out of all allied squadrons- over 100 confirmed kills. If you're interested in that topic, you can watch "Bloody foreigners" or read "A Question of Honor" by Lynne Olson and Stanley Cloud :)

  • @Nekramit
    @Nekramit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    1:23
    Germans!
    Germans down there!
    I dont see them!
    Where!
    There to the right!
    Im going for them!
    I see them!
    Im not entirely sure if I did it right but thats what they are saying probably, im Polish

    • @MIKE-yr9pm
      @MIKE-yr9pm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah, you did good, thats exactly what they re saying

    • @minecraftmajster8124
      @minecraftmajster8124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah boi

    • @bonesea
      @bonesea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      polish boi go brrr

    • @ged1034
      @ged1034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      repeat please

    • @bonesea
      @bonesea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ged1034 polish boi go BRRRRRRRRRR kek

  • @limeyfreeman5213
    @limeyfreeman5213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    That polish tank looked like the true star to me.

    • @sovietchadster907
      @sovietchadster907 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Limey Freeman exactly my thought

    • @szmeple635
      @szmeple635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im polish

    • @ethanedwards422
      @ethanedwards422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It did just rush in, a bit like a Russian would. There is a story of a Russian tank crewmen who was liberated form a labour camp, he then fought with the 5th royal tank regiment I think it was. But he fought in a firefly until the end of the war when he was allowed to return to Russia (but he wasn't sent to a gulag or shot).

    • @piotrmalewski8178
      @piotrmalewski8178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ethan Edwards So he was lucky because most Polish soldiers couldn't come back. Not all, but some who came back were executed by the Soviets. And the clip is obviously a joke. Trzyniec was a tank of the 10th Cavalry Brigade, a highly skilled unit that was winning with Germans back in 1939 thanks to excellent tactical use of possesed tanks and AT weapons.

  • @trashatthis2533
    @trashatthis2533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    As an Australian i can say that we would be swearing more than in this film. Spot on though lads.

  • @MH_Clan
    @MH_Clan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    4:37 I love that band of brothers reference

  • @superjesse645
    @superjesse645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    RIP Some random French fence
    Whatever-1944

  • @floydlooney6837
    @floydlooney6837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    6:00 - precision bombing? in 1945? We used hundreds of planes to attack a factory and anything landing within a mile was a "hit"....

    • @marekniksa3657
      @marekniksa3657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      truth was: if bombed brits, germans had to hide, if bombed germans, brits and americans had to hide, if bombed americans all had to hide!

    • @tkkmss5713
      @tkkmss5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They used precision bombing to take out the French farming community’s fence....

    • @g8ymw
      @g8ymw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keep up, that was earlier in the war.
      We then started using radio guidance systems (Long after the Germans) GEE, Oboe and H2S

    • @OmegaTrooper
      @OmegaTrooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s the point........

    • @emperorcaesar4311
      @emperorcaesar4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well yes, thats exactly the joke

  • @NjuGames
    @NjuGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    next: if White Tiger was a British film

  • @Nachruer
    @Nachruer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Gunner, would you please open fire! Thank you!"
    *Russian sounds of stupefaction*

  • @dylanbuckley6583
    @dylanbuckley6583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    "Thats why we'll send in the Anzacs first!!". Very funny video, well done mate

    • @donpaterson4476
      @donpaterson4476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Oh yes that's spot on ANZAC is an old British Military term meaning "cannon Fodder "

    • @migmadmarine
      @migmadmarine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      indeed,why maintain an empire if you can't use them as cannon fodder?

    • @rhysstanley7387
      @rhysstanley7387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@migmadmarine nope we send in the Indians and chinese. Then the ANZAC'S if all else fails.

    • @TheGypsyTurtle
      @TheGypsyTurtle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And yet we gained more ground and won more battles then Britain alone...everytime america or Britain fucks up and gets stuck..they send us in.

    • @Lexcommentyoutube
      @Lexcommentyoutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No idea how true it is, but I heard when moral was low they stuck a couple of ANZAC troops in with other country formations to give them some balls

  • @commisarmichael8097
    @commisarmichael8097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "-Niemcy, niemcy na dole.
    -Nie widzę ich. Gdzie?
    -Na dole! Na prawo!
    -Widzę ich!!!
    -Stay in formation!
    -Reapeat please!
    Just Polish, good polish language.

    • @combatpig3435
      @combatpig3435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gwizd3k Gaming stop with that polish chit chat

    • @MySammykins
      @MySammykins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@combatpig3435 Repeat please

    • @literas7734
      @literas7734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MySammykins
      -Germans, Germans down there !.
      -I do not see them. Where?
      -Bottom! On right!
      -I see them!!!

    • @MySammykins
      @MySammykins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@literas7734 Oh God's truth

    • @literas7734
      @literas7734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@combatpig3435 *german march getting louder*

  • @msredfox
    @msredfox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    *British tank blows up* JOLLY GOOD SHOW, OLD SPORT

  • @vincemacalacad5717
    @vincemacalacad5717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    *VIVE LA FENCE*

    • @owensks
      @owensks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vince Macalacad France not fence

    • @thebigs6405
      @thebigs6405 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good luck

    • @reedyblu8665
      @reedyblu8665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@owensks r/whooosh

    • @localextremist2839
      @localextremist2839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@owensks Lol you dont know jokes

    • @PegenGaming489
      @PegenGaming489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@owensks 7:30 Its actually adapted.

  • @arkroyalslegalteam4911
    @arkroyalslegalteam4911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "it worked for Brad Pitt, and movies never lie!"
    Speech- 100

  • @itsmegzuz6197
    @itsmegzuz6197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    If fury was a german film

    • @DerFoxY1327
      @DerFoxY1327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Then you would See the Story of a poor jewish child and his mother fleeing from fashism and maybe.. Maybe.. An Computer animated Tank far away in the background.

    • @shadowno2298
      @shadowno2298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You will see 10000000 dead soviets.
      Oh and maybe a tank.

    • @mrbruh6687
      @mrbruh6687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The tiger is replaced with a tortoise

    • @andriandrason1318
      @andriandrason1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Staring Bradolf Pitler

    • @mwwachtel480p7
      @mwwachtel480p7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mrbruh6687 and the Sherman's with a Pz. IV. G

  • @uonepl
    @uonepl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    1:22
    Polish (like in this film):
    -Niemcy! Niemcy! Na dole!
    -Nie widzę ich, gdzie?
    -Na dole, na prawo!
    -Lece na nich, widzę!
    English:
    -Germans! Germans! At the bottom!
    -I can't see them, where?
    -In the bottom, at the right!
    -I'm going kill them, I see them!
    XDDD

    • @VenlyssPnorr
      @VenlyssPnorr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That audio was taken from the 1969 film 'Battle of Britain'.

    • @heian1973
      @heian1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nie bierz się za tłumaczenie, jak nie znasz dobrze angielskiego. At the bottom? Really? The bottom of what? Powinno być: down there. I "lecę na nich" to będzie raczej: I'm flying right into them.

    • @YourFreyjas.
      @YourFreyjas. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lodzianin zamknij sie pewnie sam nie umiesz angielskiego lepiej

    • @Grumman_F14A_Tomcat
      @Grumman_F14A_Tomcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's Russian language

    • @uonepl
      @uonepl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Grumman_F14A_Tomcat I'm form Poland and I know my language... It isn't Russian

  • @RG_Ashe
    @RG_Ashe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    7:29 Wait, the french outflanking the germans? I didn't know this was a fantasy movie :D

    • @erwinrommel6561
      @erwinrommel6561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @MR GAMER 😂😂😂

    • @ineedanamestill5236
      @ineedanamestill5236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      VIVE LA FENCE XD

    • @irov5884
      @irov5884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Check the D-Day in Provence and the impact of the French Resistance in whole France during the D-Day. The French did flank the Germans, they cut all the roads between the South and the North, the French in Provence arrived the first in Germany and cut all the roads so the Germans in France couldn't retreat but only surrender. Not a fantasy but a fact.

    • @ahmadraihan2706
      @ahmadraihan2706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@irov5884 fuck you frenchies, surrender in your own country and vietnam lol. What a joke

    • @irov5884
      @irov5884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@spetsnazpunk1378 Not even a bit, only restoring facts.

  • @554darren
    @554darren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    3:43 refrence to world of tanks XD

    • @itzdylan7665
      @itzdylan7665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah lol, sometimes your cannon can’t penetrate the Tiger 1s armor but then you get dat 77mm gun and its basically like shooting a medium tank

    • @jocelynndotson7273
      @jocelynndotson7273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah i couldn't get the better gun on the vk100.01 (p) until I played what felt like hundreds of battles

    • @waningspectrum7709
      @waningspectrum7709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh seriously bro. Especially the STI grind was horrible.

    • @101BULLET
      @101BULLET 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he's a noob them if it took him 100 battles for the 17 pounder

    • @Avernaught
      @Avernaught 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You guys need to switch canons?
      WTF

  • @jackr4009
    @jackr4009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Step on it Pierre! We’ve outflanked them for once
    *Sad Maginot noises*

  • @TheSafetySmith
    @TheSafetySmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    LMAO, British bureaucracy, Polish stubborn need to fight (BoB sound bite), ANZAC practicality, Canadian politeness, American shoot first, German logic, Russian I don't know? Best is the full face gas mask on the front left for the, just in case scenario.

    • @deltavee2
      @deltavee2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the helmet on top of the turret to go along with it. Larfed me arsche off, I did.

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that was a direct reference to "fury"s helmet and mask on the front of the hull.

    • @migmadmarine
      @migmadmarine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you realize this is the face for current day nato?😉

    • @MChannel80
      @MChannel80 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's Polish ;)

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    ANZAC: *tank on flames* "just like home"

  • @cooperdobell548
    @cooperdobell548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    that aussie ping joke had me dying!!... god i hate my internet

    • @DCPTF2
      @DCPTF2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We all do

    • @johncartwright8154
      @johncartwright8154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And surely the commander would say; 'no worries mate! That'll buff out!"

    • @koala2075
      @koala2075 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love my internet

    • @RDTheAwesome
      @RDTheAwesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it.

    • @Adenzel
      @Adenzel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      cooper dobell wow I somehow missed it, timestamp?

  • @melejunelozada724
    @melejunelozada724 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    4:13
    Sherman firefly: oh something brewing..
    Cromwell: ah two sugars please
    Sherman Firefly: oh yeah bugger😮 im on fire😦 ill just spectate
    Damn they are calm asf🤣

  • @mikehunt7977
    @mikehunt7977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    1:24 Typical Polish Tankers Am Proud Of My Country...

    • @jamespulford3892
      @jamespulford3892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't know what he said iv had a few drinks but I like the poles very nice people

    • @dracon2002
      @dracon2002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@jamespulford3892 Polish dialogue is from 1969 movie "Battle for Britain" and they are saying:
      - Germans! Germans! Down there!
      - I don't see them, where?
      - On the right side.
      - I see them! I'm going after them.

    • @jamespulford3892
      @jamespulford3892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dracon2002 I haven't watched the video yet Avin a rave at my yard but God bless the polaks my birds polish as well always welcome with open arms but is also good to know thanks

    • @jamespulford3892
      @jamespulford3892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Manuel Camelo fuck off you kruat u lost 2 world wars wanka

    • @mikehunt7977
      @mikehunt7977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Germany took a lot of land but we did fight for our country and if it will happen ever agian (Hope not) we will FIGHT... 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

  • @AzurBarnitzke
    @AzurBarnitzke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Waiting to see Potential History on his new video...
    *Everything thing wrong in the BRITISH version of Fury...*

  • @UrbanTomfoolery
    @UrbanTomfoolery ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Casual Battle of Britain reference
    Casual dambusters reference
    Casual a bridge too far reference

  • @tank9192
    @tank9192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "Viva la fence" I'm ashamed of myself for how long I laughed at this

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'm ashamed for writing it.

    • @ouranosodysseus286
      @ouranosodysseus286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@SquireComedy i'm french and all this made me laugh a lot, good job, very funny.

    • @Haustmyrkr
      @Haustmyrkr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Owh sheit, guy, made my evening.

    • @RamadaArtist
      @RamadaArtist 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. And yet at the same time, not ashamed at all.

    • @jamieolberding7731
      @jamieolberding7731 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Squire I'm American. And I have a few friends who are Russian and French. I haven't met anyone who's German or British yet here in the USA!

  • @hf1re240
    @hf1re240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    *"Vive la Fence!"*

  • @PrestonFrankel
    @PrestonFrankel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Repeat please.” My favorite part from Battle of Britain. Excellent stuff Squire.

    • @yancowles
      @yancowles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha, wondered if anyone else noticed but then this the internet, so yes, most likely.

    • @PrestonFrankel
      @PrestonFrankel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yancowles I’m glad someone else did

    • @stanleyharrell6009
      @stanleyharrell6009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must have been a free polish along for the ride😁

  • @_tyrannus
    @_tyrannus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    In the French dubbing (big budget, lots of expensive voice actors) they translated "30 cal" and "50 cal" to 30 and 50 millimetres, respectively.

    • @Jame5man
      @Jame5man 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      turarwanaa it's 30 and 50 calibre. It's a unit of measurement not a cultural term. Then again that's pretty typical for a French dub

    • @LocalDiscordCatgirl
      @LocalDiscordCatgirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Should be “seven-six-two” or “twelve-seven” millimeters

    • @kint87
      @kint87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Jame5man France is wordly recognise for food culture, romantism and phylosophy, so not that dumb.
      Dumbness is a thing the whole world left to the country with no education, USA.

    • @AnnatarCarvour
      @AnnatarCarvour 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kint87 " dumbness " isn't a word..I think the word you're looking for is "stupidity".

    • @2adamast
      @2adamast 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give it to the Americans Fury just feels right.

  • @aleixbartomeus4135
    @aleixbartomeus4135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    the american is just a masterpiece

    • @MichalBreslau
      @MichalBreslau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      American crew is from Harlem.

    • @Nounismisation
      @Nounismisation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Yankee actor/friend is great yeah!

    • @jblob5764
      @jblob5764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@MichalBreslau nahh thats more of the angry texan/oklahoma stereotype accent. Not very Harlem...

    • @kujiko88
      @kujiko88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jblob5764 Very angry southwestern. Oklahoman sounds about right, but this entire video was fantastic.

    • @migmadmarine
      @migmadmarine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      american? i say, they were texans!

  • @Johnny-sj9sj
    @Johnny-sj9sj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Fury was filmed in a place called Leavesden in the UK. Late one night, local residents were phoning the police to draw their attention to automatic weapons firing and explosions. You can blame Brad Pitt for that! PS: this was such a terrible movie that I watched it about seven times! 🇬🇧🇺🇸😈

    • @JV-bj4kx
      @JV-bj4kx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hate that movie its propaganda

    • @Gussyboy06
      @Gussyboy06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@JV-bj4kx I hate it so much I bought it and watch it every couple days

    • @thomasforgue3453
      @thomasforgue3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JV-bj4kx may i ask how

    • @JV-bj4kx
      @JV-bj4kx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomasforgue3453 Dont you see that

    • @thomasforgue3453
      @thomasforgue3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JV-bj4kx ....no?

  • @shadowtrooper262
    @shadowtrooper262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    7:59 failed tank flankings be like

  • @wichrun
    @wichrun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "With your ping you're harder to hit" - gold, epic, legendary

  • @zakkyun
    @zakkyun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    90% Casualty
    *VICTORY!!!*

    • @Sgt-lott10
      @Sgt-lott10 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zack Zero no no no they lost because it’s the British tank that lasted the longest not the American, the Americans would win lol ( not really they would all die )

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Warhammer40k imperial guardsmen army in a nutshell.

    • @peace_.was_never_an_option
      @peace_.was_never_an_option 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PeachDragon_ I was thinking the same thing

    • @roguegen5536
      @roguegen5536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like the Eastern front

  • @cutler_beckett
    @cutler_beckett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like how you don’t favor one side’s tanks over the other.
    On one hand, you make fun of the Germans for lacking the resources to build enough tanks and how their overly complex engineering led to mechanical and human error.
    On the other you make fun of the Allies’ tanks for their reoccurring inability to penetrate German armor and for the British tanks’ box-like design.
    Moral of the story: Every tank sucked in their own way in WWII. The only reason the Allied tanks became triumphant was because their factories were about as fertile as octo-mom.
    EDIT: And because, while Allied tanks could usually be knocked out easier, the crew would often survive and just hop into another tank days later.

  • @thecaptainthatgotaway1979
    @thecaptainthatgotaway1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    “You lost 5 god damn tanks” #reality

    • @kensword73
      @kensword73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheCaptain ThatGotAway don’t know about that one chief, that 17 pdr coulda done something lmao

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheCaptain ThatGotAway If it was reality, the Tiger would've died even to a 3 inch gun carrier

    • @reid1283
      @reid1283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reality: 1 to 1 kill ratio against an entrenched enemy

    • @Texan.Insomniac
      @Texan.Insomniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8:50

    • @johnwalters800
      @johnwalters800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reid1283 If I was in the last tank I would have backed up full speed because the Tiger would have shot me next! Then drove right into the trees area at least 5km and found cover and got out and put the camouflage net over my tank. Shut down and had my guys wait for the Tiger. Then I would have got a explosive shackle and slowly made my way to the rear of the Tiger pulled the cord thrown the shackle under the Tiger and hit the dirt praying I did not die.

  • @kevinplayz7965
    @kevinplayz7965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "J E S U S I T ' S A G O D A M N
    T I G E R !"

    • @bengamerlsyolo6788
      @bengamerlsyolo6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Huh, shocking..."

    • @Dersephh
      @Dersephh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Yes, that really is quite unlucky. Especially when you consider how few were actually made"

    • @mirka3684
      @mirka3684 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dersephh1k is quite a lot but yes

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mirka3684
      not compared to the 40,000 shermans, and the fact that this is 1944, there arent many tigers left operational, most were just abandoned when they broke down or ran out of fuel.

    • @dougalbadger4918
      @dougalbadger4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mirka3684 not when spread across multiple country’s

  • @Alex-uh4gj
    @Alex-uh4gj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Accurate Liberation of small field in France - 1944 Colorized.

  • @fabiana7157
    @fabiana7157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I'm so glad I got recommended this masterpiece. Just perfect.
    Every time I fail to hit an enemy tank, this is what I think of 😂 7:20

  • @Burg2143
    @Burg2143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Omg its a band of brothers reference
    I think were in the wrong place, looks at map
    WHATS THE GOD DAMN HOLD UP

    • @hunterkiller4578
      @hunterkiller4578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha yeah

    • @ironfox2778
      @ironfox2778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IS THERE A PROBLEM CAPTAIN SOBEL!?

    • @someguy_with_anime_pic
      @someguy_with_anime_pic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MY ORDERS ARE TO NOT COMMIT UNNECESSARY DESTRUCTUON OF PROPRERTY

    • @brandonkirk5357
      @brandonkirk5357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      " aw, now that dog just ain't gonna hunt' haha I loved that part

  • @acommonsoldier8607
    @acommonsoldier8607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Everything in this video is hilarious. I love the BoB reference at 4:38 too. It’s a nice touch.

    • @phillipblock5304
      @phillipblock5304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Two references for one

    • @mungo7136
      @mungo7136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ROFL
      I did not get the point. As I had a BoB reference in my head from 1:23 and your one did not match.
      Well, everything is correct, just my BoB is a little bit older:
      1:23 BoB (1969 Battle of Britain www.imdb.com/title/tt0064072/?ref_=nv_sr_3)
      4:38 BoB (2001 Band of Brothers www.imdb.com/title/tt0185906/?ref_=nv_sr_1)
      32 years difference in 3 minutes 15 seconds

    • @JohnJohnson-dj2dv
      @JohnJohnson-dj2dv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must be very easily entertained.

    • @mk2526
      @mk2526 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it the fence???

    • @kingandcountry1242
      @kingandcountry1242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It took me a while to understand the Stormtrooper joke... I feel pathetic as a Star Wars fan... lol

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    R.I.P. Little fence
    *Press F to pay respects*

  • @alexkooks8766
    @alexkooks8766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    7:37
    Don’t you mean..
    The *Fence* Resistance?
    (Look at 7:31)

    • @itzdylan7665
      @itzdylan7665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Vive la fence!

    • @Dersephh
      @Dersephh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Missed the opportunity

  • @Videogame-Matt
    @Videogame-Matt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    1:28 The reason that Sherman failed was because they charged without yelling DAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oi! Dem Jerries got da big gun, we gonna loot it wiff a propa orky gun fo' a
      Waagh!

  • @ktos9934
    @ktos9934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    1:22
    - Niemcy, niemcy, na dole.
    - Nie widzę ich. Gdzie?
    - Na dole, na prawo
    - (name) widzę ich!
    - Germans, germans below,
    - I can't see them. WHERE?
    - Below, on the right side.
    - (name) I SEE THEM!

    • @ktos9934
      @ktos9934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow, I didn't know. Sorry dude I'm just 16yr old historian, who knows more than his teacher (except 15000-753y B.C. and 350-980y A.D.).

    • @ktos9934
      @ktos9934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, thank you.

    • @tamkin007
      @tamkin007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Silence in polish!

    • @janwojtyna3392
      @janwojtyna3392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @ktoś synek wyluzuj się i się nie spinaj. Poprawną formą jest historian.

    • @ervanaugusto791
      @ervanaugusto791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tamkin007 zamknij się

  • @Delta-es1lg
    @Delta-es1lg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "Eddie, why the hell are we running stock ammo?"
    Man I know that feeling.

    • @Jimmynguyen659
      @Jimmynguyen659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LoL back in 2012 World of tanks that the only shell you can shoot

    • @Crusaderbois
      @Crusaderbois 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too buddy me too

  • @fasiapulekaufusi6632
    @fasiapulekaufusi6632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When the tiger tank laughed 😂😂😂 i lost it

  • @zbigniewkaminski6068
    @zbigniewkaminski6068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:23 I'm translating:
    -Germans, Germans! On the bottom!
    -Where? I don't see them!
    -On the bottom! On the right!
    -Yeah! I See them

  • @tkkmss5713
    @tkkmss5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    2:38
    A British soldier shot on the battle field, 1944 (colorized)
    (Hint look in the background)

    • @hedgehog3528
      @hedgehog3528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All I saw was a tree

    • @tkkmss5713
      @tkkmss5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s the joke

    • @tkkmss5713
      @tkkmss5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes you should

    • @daniellaird804
      @daniellaird804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Doodle bop A4roth vietnam did fight in ww2 not too sure on were they fought but france offered to release the country after the war. then after the war after many years vietnamese got peed off that france didnt keep up their end of the deal. so they attacked French forces forcing them to leave hence then americans got involved start of Vietnam war. but in the second world war people dont take I to account the amount of countries that were involved is shocking. but this video pretty much sums it all up. apart from they should of had another british accent aswel the common soldier didnt sound like that listen to cockney devonshire and Yorkshire accents etc. so should of covered a couple of them aswel with reference to the americans not being able to understand them like in the war. now that would of been funny aswel.

    • @jacksonfee1014
      @jacksonfee1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daniellaird804 ok

  • @DarkAngel1979fuck
    @DarkAngel1979fuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I lost it when the American tank opened fire on the French resistance 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @timbledon32
      @timbledon32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I got...
      eEeEEeEeeEeEeEeEMmMmM BOIIII

    • @alexandercaires5921
      @alexandercaires5921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Should have been the British l...cuse; old habits

    • @ethanadan5314
      @ethanadan5314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7:40

    • @malachiomeletoe4320
      @malachiomeletoe4320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      British tank : looks like a civilian vehicle to me
      American tank : I gOt eMm yEaH bOi

    • @sarawilson3423
      @sarawilson3423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't you mean the fence resistance

  • @triblues7065
    @triblues7065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Send in the Anzac first." This is so dark, Limey. :-)

  • @depressedexrussiansoldier5541
    @depressedexrussiansoldier5541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    1:44 "hey Eddie do we still have willy pete" lol

    • @jvater0724
      @jvater0724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      stink that **** right on his face.

    • @thefreedomguyuk
      @thefreedomguyuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where's the funny bit ? WP's are smoke grenades...

    • @jermainallen7176
      @jermainallen7176 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thefreedomguyuk White Phosphorus are anti infantry...

    • @panzerkampfwagenviausfuhru2700
      @panzerkampfwagenviausfuhru2700 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jermain Allen
      It also works as smoke shells

    • @michaelwier1222
      @michaelwier1222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thefreedomguyuk WP, Willy Peter...Is not smoke grenades. It is White Phospherous. Burns very hot and cannot be put out with water.

  • @johnvaderhd
    @johnvaderhd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I love that they added the fence scene from band of brothers :D

  • @sethjenson8219
    @sethjenson8219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Hillbilly accent: knock knock who's there
    Ap mother fu..

  • @ljb4192
    @ljb4192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “Unrealistic” *Audie Murphie has entered the chat

  • @stengoa5496
    @stengoa5496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "Gunner, would you please open fire?"
    LOL!

  • @ascendant2-7
    @ascendant2-7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Knock Knock! Who's there? AP MOTHERF***! BOO-" Most famous last words of many American Tank Crews in WW2 or WT.

    • @shikikankillzone4239
      @shikikankillzone4239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meeting tigers in a nutshell

    • @ascendant2-7
      @ascendant2-7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RageEx Gaming I'm aware. I was referring to the M24 Chaffee.

  • @TheLawDawg
    @TheLawDawg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    As an American, and the descendant of the people who built Sherman tanks during WW2, I think this is totally hilarious. Thank you my limey friend.

    • @leejamiemellor
      @leejamiemellor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RiSe Typhoon were british we dont lack in anything

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lee mellor - Except sunshine :P
      (JK, love you guys, ship me more Twinings and Cadbury, please.)

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty funny, but I was expecting one of the American crewmen to speak with a Midwestern "folks" accent. We'd also call in a second Sherman tank to "put some more fire down on those people" as Chesty Puller would say.

    • @Objectified
      @Objectified ปีที่แล้ว

      @@subprimeporcupine6875 "Herpa derpa! I'm talking ignorant trash about America on teh interwebs!"

  • @tojiroh
    @tojiroh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    100% agreeing with your appraisal of the final scene. I could tolerate the inaccuracies up until that point (zero spacing when moving, zero infantry support in the Tiger fight, dumb usage of smoke rounds), but that final battle was just all shades of stupid.

    • @hazardous458
      @hazardous458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tojiroh Well not sure if they had infantry support. Sometimes, tank squad don’t get infantry but the biggest issue was Fury had a 76mm gun that could pen the tiger frontally.

  • @stephenrichey8487
    @stephenrichey8487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Loved the reference to Monty saying that Market-Garden was "Ninety percent successful."

    • @andrewisotope8146
      @andrewisotope8146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We shouldn't have any problems as long as no SS panzer divisions are refitting in the area? Lol yes that Operation Market Garden was a balls up and that General Browning was an asshole who still insisted "the party is on" even with evidence that Field Marshal Model was in Arnham and tanks had been photographed from the air?

  • @pipebomber04
    @pipebomber04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Englands greatest sacrifice - ANZAC forces

    • @TheFreshman321
      @TheFreshman321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bulletproof Samurai there were no Anzacs in 1944 in Europe. Zero zilch. It was us and the Canadians

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@TheFreshman321 in 1944? The Kiwis and the Aussies had been in Europe since 1943, everywhere the UK went, we followed. We were there for the invasion of Italy and we landed with the rest of the Allies in Normandy and we stayed in Europe until after the war.

    • @TheFreshman321
      @TheFreshman321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Raptor Cell Aussies were withdrawn to the Pacific and rightly so. I think New Zealander's were in Italy, but not in France and the Low Countries. It was us, Canadians and Poles in 21 Army Group. The RAAF was involved though.

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@TheFreshman321 then my great-grandfathers must have been fucking confused as they were serving in Europe from D-Day to the end of the war.

    • @TheFreshman321
      @TheFreshman321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soviet Spud there were no Anzacs in France in '44 at the level of regiment, battalion, brigade, Division, Corp or Army. But possibly company sized in numbers to observe the landing. The only major contribution from the Commonwealth in France were the Canadians.

  • @pineappledonut5011
    @pineappledonut5011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I liked the band of brothers reference! “WHATS THE GOSHDAMN HOLD UP MR.SOBLE”

    • @nicholshim1
      @nicholshim1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sobel: "Who said that? Who broke silence?"

    • @stephanl1983
      @stephanl1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And the scene when the British Tank commander tolds to Sgt. Martin, that he isn't allowed to damage civilian property's!

    • @matejsabljak4694
      @matejsabljak4694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mr. Sobe - Now you Boys cut that god dame fans and get this god dame platoon on the move!!!

    • @ellissmith4545
      @ellissmith4545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ANTICOMM NEIN! Also merica!!!

    • @ellissmith4545
      @ellissmith4545 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nichol Shim you stuck in first gear or somthin’

  • @admirald4nk558
    @admirald4nk558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    squire: "You know what the germans are like! They'll only counterattack in the winter, and drive a little bulge into our line!"
    *Battle of The Bulge intensifies*

    • @GundamViper
      @GundamViper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read your comment as he was saying it

  • @CricketTheHivewing
    @CricketTheHivewing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Viva la *FENCE*

    • @leopardoleopardi8835
      @leopardoleopardi8835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adonis KYT [HTTYD] are you Italian

    • @SD3CS
      @SD3CS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fence Fence FENCE FENCE

    • @tyflorent357
      @tyflorent357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vive la France

    • @MrSleepyCat
      @MrSleepyCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vive la france

  • @JohnDoe-on5gd
    @JohnDoe-on5gd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "NOW.... WHAT IS THE GOD DAMN HOLD UP?"

    • @benh-od4xk
      @benh-od4xk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      John Doe a fence sir, a barbed wire fence! (Only band of brothers fans will know 😉)

    • @jasonbrewer6714
      @jasonbrewer6714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@benh-od4xk wait that's not supposed to be there!

    • @unbeknowndog3182
      @unbeknowndog3182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@benh-od4xk well that dog just ain't gonna hunt, now you cut that fence down and get this goddamn platoon on the move!

  • @americanmade4791
    @americanmade4791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Vive la fence". Gawd, how long have you been saving that?

  • @smokyblackeyes3615
    @smokyblackeyes3615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:00
    My favorite part.

  • @crispyfritz533
    @crispyfritz533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I'm pretty sure that when the firefly was advancing with the Cromwell and Chaffee, when he said "I played this game once and I didn't even get the right gun until I played 100 battles" is a World of Tanks reference

  • @nerdygeek4845
    @nerdygeek4845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    It is a dam fine idea...
    Until you realize you are using night bombers in the daytime.
    Also taking so many shots at the Tiger lol

    • @davidtuttle7556
      @davidtuttle7556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First off that mission would have more likely been flown by some American Cowboy in a P-47 or A-20 or a couple of Canadian roughnecks in Temptests or Typhoons. British bombers were vampires who abhorred sunlight.

    • @andrewisotope8146
      @andrewisotope8146 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those Tigers could take those kinda hits, especially on its frontal armour? most of them could only be destroyed by calling in an airstrike.

    • @TheDaverobinson
      @TheDaverobinson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lancasters can actually fly in the day time.

    • @pfcsantiago8852
      @pfcsantiago8852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewisotope8146 Ever heard of the Firefly ?

    • @pfcsantiago8852
      @pfcsantiago8852 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidtuttle7556 Why Canadians in Tiffy's?

  • @melisoreosxd2098
    @melisoreosxd2098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I- I am offended, I am outraged,and most of all... WHERE IS MY TEA

  • @theduke7539
    @theduke7539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "What is this, bloody Gallipoli?"