@5:07 Satellites aren't lunched upward. They're lunched up and at an angle, so they reach certain sideways velocity, that allows them to fall constantly, but at an arc so great that they miss the earth, thus orbiting it.
My dad always talks about a store he went to growing up. It's called TG&Y, but my ENTIRE life (like I just found out this year and I'm 27) I thought he was saying TGNY. I felt like I'd been lied to. How do I not understand what you're saying. You taught me how to talk!!!
8:40 me: he doesnt know does he? if you dont know what im talking about its that a female's body forgets the pain of having a child a couple months after giving birth
If thou remove the first letter of Empty, it’s pronounced the same way, if you remove the last letter, it’s still the same and even if you go on to remove the first, third and last letters, You’ll still be left with “MT” And if you remove every letter it’s still empty Never thought of it like that
Um... As a verb, Boomerang simply means "to come back or return, as a boomerang." All orbiting bodies, including man-made satellites, are boomerangs, as a result, because they do eventually return to specific points relative to the body with which they orbit. It just takes longer.
Anyone else notice that he got the text mixed up? When he says “things the Buddha taught” be showed the picture that said ‘things the Buddha never taught’ and same vise-versa 9:48 for those who are wondering
that one guy who said everything's a boomerang if you throw it up:... me explaining that not everything is cause there are things that are lighter that air: okay so basically I'm smarter than you
5:22 I would literally ask for ice cream with snow from Thailand(Thailand doesn’t have snow) And when they ask “but Thailand doesn’t have snow?” I’d say “Don’t worry, I’ll wait until it does” 👉😏
Technically, 1985 didn't end in 1986. The year in the date shows the last full year that already ended, just like your age indicates the number of years that went by completely since your birth. Basically, the year 2019 means we are living in the year 2020th and it's coming to an end and the date will change in few days to reflect another completed year since the start of a calendar. Assuming the calendar started at 0, and not at 1.
girl age4: mom ive decided to get married. mom:wait what you cant do that you are to young but who is it sweetie. girl: grandpa hes says he loves me and i love him to he plays games cooks and even tells storys to me. mom: well there is three problems he's my dad thats incest you are to young and im not allowing you to marry yet. girl: why not you married my dad narrator: the girl proceded to move to alabama and marry her grandpa also getting pregnat they started a little famliy but all the kids died from gentic problems from incest.
WH...Why was there an opened can of parmigiana cheese in someone's bag is my real question. Like... who needs a whole can? What the fuck were you doing, strange cheese owner!? .....That laptop will smell like cheese forever when it heats up - not sure if good or bad... Hmmmmmmm.
the same joke three times in one video and i'm only half way thru i hope i dont hear the boomerang joke again or this is getting a thumbs down! edit: thankfully it wasn't in there a 4th time so thumbs up as usual!
Hey, women are hardwired to FORGET the pain of childbirth. They'll remember the contractions and all the lead up all damn right, but afterwards they'll draw a blank on how it felt to actually shove the little blood covered crotch goblin out (I can say that because I too am a crotch goblin). This is evolution encouraging us to make more of us.
Actually, if you say the gh like in though, that's silent. The o like in people, that's silent. The t from ballet, that's silent. The i from business, that's silent. Essentially, the word ghoti is silent.
The word “ghoti” is actually just making fun of the English language just like that insane spelling of potato in the video. English doesn’t make sense, so people made up this alternative spelling of “fish” to prove this
if you don't shut your trap you're going to be a tail and a face by the time i'm done with you Disclaimer: The Preceding Threat Was Made Purely In Jest And Does Not Violate TH-cam's Harassment Policy
6:32 I've seen this episode, and ever since I first saw it, I've believed this, and I will keep believing this for all eternity, in the spirit of not liking cleaning. Insanity is doing something over and over again expecting different results. This means that technically, dusting is insanity.
2:55 woop woop, meme police here. he is not 100% jesus because ice is not 100% water. as you've probably learnt in class, ice is less dense than water because it is a mixture of air and h2o, therefore, he's probably ~60-70% jesus. goodnight, boys!
This is basically:
*Emkay i see what you did there*
Hi Forever I am uncle ruckus - no relation
ᕦ( ͡͡~͜ʖ ͡° )ᕤ
Yes
thanks meme
you should make emkay fanart in the style of a rage comic and post it to the subreddit
You have to go to college to pay for college
*r/technicallythetruth*
You have to eat to pay for food.
*r/technicallythetruth*
Hi BALMAIN I am uncle ruckus - no relation
Laughs in free Nordic education
no anuonymouse youre back please dont hack emkay hand has a family.children, a life
*agnonnimuse
My grandpa used to say "You know it's raining outside...
"When you go outside and it's raining."
@5:07 Satellites aren't lunched upward. They're lunched up and at an angle, so they reach certain sideways velocity, that allows them to fall constantly, but at an arc so great that they miss the earth, thus orbiting it.
9:28 I’ve seen “All Shrek movies in 1 second” so I DID watch a whole movie.
4:30 the class when someones opens gum
Second comment
4:51 what did my eyes just see
Reddit post: what’s 9+10 21
Damien: W H E E Z E
Day 1 of waiting for Damien to say, "My namien is Damien."
Today I learned that a peanut is actually a bean.
Beanut
My dad always talks about a store he went to growing up. It's called TG&Y, but my ENTIRE life (like I just found out this year and I'm 27) I thought he was saying TGNY. I felt like I'd been lied to.
How do I not understand what you're saying. You taught me how to talk!!!
“Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.”
Me, an intellectual: **throws helium baloon**
8:40
me: he doesnt know does he?
if you dont know what im talking about its that a female's body forgets the pain of having a child a couple months after giving birth
I was looking to see if someone would point this out 😂
8:43
Women will forget the pain and just remember all the good. Making them want a new one.
When Someone Walks Away From You Aren’t You Abandoning
*_THEM?_*
"Lemme get uhhh..." *2:23* "...with uhhh two liter of Coke"
no one:Is there a boneless chicken..?
Rick: I dont know and i dont want to know
If thou remove the first letter of Empty, it’s pronounced the same way, if you remove the last letter, it’s still the same and even if you go on to remove the first, third and last letters, You’ll still be left with “MT” And if you remove every letter it’s still empty
Never thought of it like that
11:24 where is the wheelchair owner.
Ice is actually just 90 percent water so he is less jesus than him
14:13 somebody trying to explain family trees in alabama
I heard 'taisho secret' and the kny alarms in my brain went OFF
I used to call headaches head eggs and got so offended when someone tried to correct me lol
For the "what word have you been saying wrong?" I'm 25 and up until a few months ago I thought the armpit was actually armpip 🤦🏻♀️
Everything's a boomerang if you throw it upwards. Unless it's a helium balloon
Imagine if Damien shows up at Crowder’s next Change My Mind
I'm smelling another episode of Crowder Confronts, or whatever it was called
Hi Avery I am uncle ruckus - no relation
“Technically you haven’t watched a full movie because you blinked.”
Me: Unless you’re dead and your eyes are open.
lol he thinks there is gona be a 2023 5:22
Hello, i am a person from 2023, it exists
Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards... Except plasma...
Um... As a verb, Boomerang simply means "to come back or return, as a boomerang."
All orbiting bodies, including man-made satellites, are boomerangs, as a result, because they do eventually return to specific points relative to the body with which they orbit. It just takes longer.
Did not expect to see call me kevin and rt here today, I went full circle
Anyone else notice that he got the text mixed up? When he says “things the Buddha taught” be showed the picture that said ‘things the Buddha never taught’ and same vise-versa
9:48 for those who are wondering
that one guy who said everything's a boomerang if you throw it up:...
me explaining that not everything is cause there are things that are lighter that air: okay so basically I'm smarter than you
"short" had longer words than "long"
Shit
Time 5:44 actually you would have no goals because you got a goal
12:12 that voice crack tho
11:06 I laughed way too hard at that random sound XD
The guy with the theorie that a kick in the nuts is more painful than giving birth, concider CBT.
Let me get uhhhhhhh
B O N E L E S S C H I C K E N
2:56 I can walk on lava and magma, what's so special about Jesus?
Damien *The Bane Of Nightmode Users*
@0:35 same thing could be said about Emkay.
8:09 I caught the Jojo reference
I don't get it... Where???
Pekka Bot the guy that asked what outlet it is is From jojo his pic
@@hossv1274 I see it now. Thanks!
5:22 I would literally ask for ice cream with snow from Thailand(Thailand doesn’t have snow)
And when they ask “but Thailand doesn’t have snow?”
I’d say “Don’t worry, I’ll wait until it does” 👉😏
9:06
ghoti spells fish
I watched endgame without blinking...
It hurt to blink for a while after that so basically I watched a whole movie
Did you know that if your alive your not dead
"Gay people of reddit, how was giving your first bojwolb?" Stra krad eht kaeps oot I sey mmh
Was this a real stroke
@@macaroni9496 no read it from the last word backwards.
Technically, 1985 didn't end in 1986. The year in the date shows the last full year that already ended, just like your age indicates the number of years that went by completely since your birth.
Basically, the year 2019 means we are living in the year 2020th and it's coming to an end and the date will change in few days to reflect another completed year since the start of a calendar.
Assuming the calendar started at 0, and not at 1.
Technically eggs are not boneless chickens because the shell is made of stuff that's basically bone.
I thought taste buds were called taste bugs
thanks Shinobu.
The outro song is an instrumental cover of Die House from Cuphead and you can't change my mind.
Come over, the Q is almost MT here!
A patio open for social gatherings is technically a sociopatio.
Someone should calculate the average gravitational potential energy of a mountain, in joules and calories.
girl age4: mom ive decided to get married. mom:wait what you cant do that you are to young but who is it sweetie. girl: grandpa hes says he loves me and i love him to he plays games cooks and even tells storys to me. mom: well there is three problems he's my dad thats incest you are to young and im not allowing you to marry yet. girl: why not you married my dad narrator: the girl proceded to move to alabama and marry her grandpa also getting pregnat they started a little famliy but all the kids died from gentic problems from incest.
9:27 who's to say I can't not blink for 2 hours?
0:50 That's not how gravity works....
Egg isn't boneless chicken if it not fertilized
And 1895 ended Right before 1896
8:50 ahhh thats how they made Welsh
50% original facts
50% AnYtHiNg’S a BoOmErAnG iF yOu ThRoW iT uPwArDs.
9:55 heck yeah! RT and Kevin!
Well a grenade about to explode isnt a boomerang if you throw it upwards, it's just a boomer "change my mind"
A snake is mostly ribs and vertebra.
We should have all ran for president. At least one of us would make it.
WH...Why was there an opened can of parmigiana cheese in someone's bag is my real question. Like... who needs a whole can? What the fuck were you doing, strange cheese owner!?
.....That laptop will smell like cheese forever when it heats up - not sure if good or bad... Hmmmmmmm.
9:28 *alex delarge has entered the chat*
I’m pissed I haven’t found this months ago
n-now he’s just somebody that we used to know.... 😂🤣😭
Yes Damien you’re back!
the same joke three times in one video and i'm only half way thru i hope i dont hear the boomerang joke again or this is getting a thumbs down! edit: thankfully it wasn't in there a 4th time so thumbs up as usual!
2:57 humans are 78% water I can walk on humans therefore I am 78% Jesus
If you never get married then you are not married
1:54 THAT LOOKS ALOT WORSE
Hey, women are hardwired to FORGET the pain of childbirth. They'll remember the contractions and all the lead up all damn right, but afterwards they'll draw a blank on how it felt to actually shove the little blood covered crotch goblin out (I can say that because I too am a crotch goblin). This is evolution encouraging us to make more of us.
hey Damien, u should make a Damien Cult
2:36
Isnt this an actual quote from the show?
I regret watching this because of chocolate soup. My brain hurts.. Because of that.. Not the others..
dear leader
your ernie impression is impeccable
The one about the unicorn is wrong. It’s very unlikely that half the weight of 2 random unicorns will be the average weight of a unicorn.
I have to cheat in order to pass a math test?
*r/Technicallythetruth*
I see you way to much in the comment sections thats its scary
@@KazbonTxT spam, just report
@@benjamincespedes3534 no it isnt spam its just like Justin Y. u just see them im the comments every now and then
@@KazbonTxT i know, it just gets annoying and its basically spam
Hey I have one
Person:So what’s the weight of 2 corns
Person 2’s response:the weight of 2 unicorns
"Boobs are just like the sun, you can stare at it longer if you're wearing sunglasses"
Wise words Shinobu, wise words
GOD BLESS DEMON SLAYER
Time to buy sunglasses
@@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku yep
RIGHT?? I was so happy to see that one! xD
@akh’ar the otaku123
7:45 the teacher when you say a homeless cant do homework
First comment
Edit: Btw I Said First Comment Because He Made Multiple Comments So I Was Just Saying that this was their first comment
Hi Leon I am uncle ruckus - no relation
Hey goose, I would have been annoyed for u saying "first comment" but u de goose so it fine
An Intellectual teacher: All of the outdoors is your home, so you have the lest excuse to not do it.
@@AAttoommiicc did i wrote two or three comments?
I think three but i can only find two
"everythings a boomerang if you throw it upwards"
my balloon: ight, imma come back.
Hi Kdawgthebaws I am uncle ruckus - no relation
Hi Kdawg I am uncle ruckus - no relation
Well, technically it can't keep flying up forever. It'll pop at some point, meaning it will come back down.
Sylvain Gautier in a completely different area cuz of the wind
@@yazminsoto2937 The wind will take it back at some point
If u take the “gh” from laugh
The “o” from women
And the “ti” from nation
You get a real word- ghoti, pronounced “fish”
Whoa, thanks Damien!
Actually, if you say the gh like in though, that's silent. The o like in people, that's silent. The t from ballet, that's silent. The i from business, that's silent. Essentially, the word ghoti is silent.
The word “ghoti” is actually just making fun of the English language just like that insane spelling of potato in the video. English doesn’t make sense, so people made up this alternative spelling of “fish” to prove this
This is literally the introduction to every linguistic book oof haha
Fig “English for Dummies”
*Hello to everyone reading this in the future*
Technically that will be everyone who reads this as it was written in the past
Rafiki
@@abemudokon9497 I AM READING IT 4MONTHS IN THE FUTURE
well there is a virus
w o a h
Oh my GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Snakes aren’t tails with faces, if I’m correct their tail starts where the vertebrae don’t have ribs
if you don't shut your trap you're going to be a tail and a face by the time i'm done with you
Disclaimer: The Preceding Threat Was Made Purely In Jest And Does Not Violate TH-cam's Harassment Policy
@@EmKay LMAO I CANTT
@@EmKay Honestly it's sad that content creators have to add disclaimers into messages because of TH-cam's privacy policy.... But hey nice rost
Kay since I don't wanna be banned
Whooosh
snakes are faces connected to necks connected to tails then
Uses Russian accent for a German team's twitter 🤦♂️
My German brain just blacked out there for a moment
Technically the truth comment:
Every father is a motherducker
unwanted sun ducker...?
Rezinazi *fucker*
@@rezenaki9766 fucker*
@@unwantedsun462 *fuc*ker
unwanted sun unless your adopted
Who tf spells hiccup as “hiccough”??
It can be spelled either way, because some people thought it was etymologically related to cough
Brits I think
@@devincetee5335 that is strange and unnatural
@@laurens6654 I am a brit and I've never seen anyone spell it that way lmao
Hiccough is when you hiccup then cough, like a sick person would
Three uploads in 5 hours?
We've all been blessed
Hi Eocina I am uncle ruckus - no relation
this will never happen again. read it and weep
but thank you for watching
9:55 I am proud of Kevin he made it to r/technically the truth
and rt game
@@jobby2812 but Kevin was technically right not rt
Then where’s the Pickens or the cult
@@kaygenandrews6483 good point
The “empty” one kind of works with EmKay too!
@Trinity Smith When there's nothing you'll go ,,Mmmmkay" in a disappointed voice.
Trinity Smith That’s... why I said “kind of”
Woth only one letter
Emky
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul on this Earth:
Reddit: GHOUGHPHHTHEIGHTTEAU
POTATO!!!
I started do the "ah ha ha" laugh and its all your fault...
Since when does Gladbach speak English on twitter?
(and why is Damien using a Scottish accent?)
a lot of clubs have english language twitter
about the satelite it's actually constantly falling and and going up so...
It's constantly falling and constantly maintaining altitude but it's not going up
jeebers..i commented this 10 months ago? jeez time flies
@@clubardi 18 months ago
6:32 I've seen this episode, and ever since I first saw it, I've believed this, and I will keep believing this for all eternity, in the spirit of not liking cleaning.
Insanity is doing something over and over again expecting different results. This means that technically, dusting is insanity.
2:55 woop woop, meme police here.
he is not 100% jesus because ice is not 100% water. as you've probably learnt in class, ice is less dense than water because it is a mixture of air and h2o, therefore, he's probably ~60-70% jesus.
goodnight, boys!