Actually, if you say the gh like in though, that's silent. The o like in people, that's silent. The t from ballet, that's silent. The i from business, that's silent. Essentially, the word ghoti is silent.
The word “ghoti” is actually just making fun of the English language just like that insane spelling of potato in the video. English doesn’t make sense, so people made up this alternative spelling of “fish” to prove this
if you don't shut your trap you're going to be a tail and a face by the time i'm done with you Disclaimer: The Preceding Threat Was Made Purely In Jest And Does Not Violate TH-cam's Harassment Policy
12:50 because calories are just a measure of energy, we can just use e=mc² to find out the energy. if the mountain is 2000 meters high and has a base of about 10 square kilometers, the mountain would have a mass of about 20 million tonnes. And according to e=mc² this means that it would have an energy equivalent of about 1.8 x 10²⁷ joules of energy. Converting that to calories you would get an approximate 4.3 x 10²⁶ calories Answer: 4.3 x 10²⁶ calories
6:32 I've seen this episode, and ever since I first saw it, I've believed this, and I will keep believing this for all eternity, in the spirit of not liking cleaning. Insanity is doing something over and over again expecting different results. This means that technically, dusting is insanity.
@5:07 Satellites aren't lunched upward. They're lunched up and at an angle, so they reach certain sideways velocity, that allows them to fall constantly, but at an arc so great that they miss the earth, thus orbiting it.
8:40 me: he doesnt know does he? if you dont know what im talking about its that a female's body forgets the pain of having a child a couple months after giving birth
Calling cheese aged milk is a crime against humanity and in a just world would not be tolerated, whoever speaking in blue in the meme at 4:01 deserves to be punished, with knives, in the butt.
2:55 woop woop, meme police here. he is not 100% jesus because ice is not 100% water. as you've probably learnt in class, ice is less dense than water because it is a mixture of air and h2o, therefore, he's probably ~60-70% jesus. goodnight, boys!
2:07 My cousin Douglas says heartbeat as heartbeep. Example: “Gabriel’s heart’s beeping, but then, a lion came!” What it was supposed to be: “Gabriel’s heart was beating, and then a lion came!”
1:16 the first guy wasn't even right. To make dark choclate you have to add cocao and cocaobutter. To make milk choclate you add the same stuff, but instead add more cocaobutter.
If you remove the first letter of EmKay, it's still MKay. If you remove the last letter, you have Emka. If you remove the E, A, and Y, its still Mka. If you remove everything except for MK, it's all EmKay... Your welcome.
12:06 Every affordable cheese labeled "real parmesan" in the US, isn't actually real parmesan. Actually real parmesan is hundreds if not thousands of dollars for a wheel that's a few inches wide and a couple inches thick.
12:50 because calories are just a measure of energy, we can just use e=mc² to find out the energy. if the mountain is 2000 meters high and has a base of about 10 square kilometers, the mountain would have a mass of about 20 million tonnes. And according to e=mc² this means that it would have an energy equivalent of about 1.8 x 10²⁷ joules of energy. Converting that to calories you would get an approximate 4.3 x 10²⁶ calories Answer: 4.3 x 10²⁶ calories
If you take the first letter from Emkay, you get mkay, still pronounced Emkay. If you remove the first and last letter from Emkay, you get mka, still pronounced Emkay. And if you remove the first, fourth, and last letter from Emkay, you get mk, still pronounced Emkay.
Actually, no, you are not accurate when you think about it because you have to be male to be gay and you have to be female to be lesbian. It's not rocket science.
This is basically:
*Emkay i see what you did there*
Hi Forever I am uncle ruckus - no relation
ᕦ( ͡͡~͜ʖ ͡° )ᕤ
Yes
thanks meme
you should make emkay fanart in the style of a rage comic and post it to the subreddit
If u take the “gh” from laugh
The “o” from women
And the “ti” from nation
You get a real word- ghoti, pronounced “fish”
Whoa, thanks Damien!
Actually, if you say the gh like in though, that's silent. The o like in people, that's silent. The t from ballet, that's silent. The i from business, that's silent. Essentially, the word ghoti is silent.
The word “ghoti” is actually just making fun of the English language just like that insane spelling of potato in the video. English doesn’t make sense, so people made up this alternative spelling of “fish” to prove this
This is literally the introduction to every linguistic book oof haha
Fig “English for Dummies”
I have to cheat in order to pass a math test?
*r/Technicallythetruth*
I see you way to much in the comment sections thats its scary
@@KazbonTxT spam, just report
@@benjamincespedes3534 no it isnt spam its just like Justin Y. u just see them im the comments every now and then
@@KazbonTxT i know, it just gets annoying and its basically spam
Hey I have one
Person:So what’s the weight of 2 corns
Person 2’s response:the weight of 2 unicorns
"everythings a boomerang if you throw it upwards"
my balloon: ight, imma come back.
Hi Kdawgthebaws I am uncle ruckus - no relation
Hi Kdawg I am uncle ruckus - no relation
Well, technically it can't keep flying up forever. It'll pop at some point, meaning it will come back down.
Sylvain Gautier in a completely different area cuz of the wind
@@yazminsoto2937 The wind will take it back at some point
"Boobs are just like the sun, you can stare at it longer if you're wearing sunglasses"
Wise words Shinobu, wise words
GOD BLESS DEMON SLAYER
Time to buy sunglasses
@@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku yep
RIGHT?? I was so happy to see that one! xD
@akh’ar the otaku123
7:45 the teacher when you say a homeless cant do homework
First comment
Edit: Btw I Said First Comment Because He Made Multiple Comments So I Was Just Saying that this was their first comment
Hi Leon I am uncle ruckus - no relation
Hey goose, I would have been annoyed for u saying "first comment" but u de goose so it fine
An Intellectual teacher: All of the outdoors is your home, so you have the lest excuse to not do it.
@@Masaeron did i wrote two or three comments?
I think three but i can only find two
You have to go to college to pay for college
*r/technicallythetruth*
You have to eat to pay for food.
*r/technicallythetruth*
Hi BALMAIN I am uncle ruckus - no relation
Laughs in free Nordic education
no anuonymouse youre back please dont hack emkay hand has a family.children, a life
*agnonnimuse
Snakes aren’t tails with faces, if I’m correct their tail starts where the vertebrae don’t have ribs
if you don't shut your trap you're going to be a tail and a face by the time i'm done with you
Disclaimer: The Preceding Threat Was Made Purely In Jest And Does Not Violate TH-cam's Harassment Policy
@@EmKay LMAO I CANTT
@@EmKay Honestly it's sad that content creators have to add disclaimers into messages because of TH-cam's privacy policy.... But hey nice rost
Kay since I don't wanna be banned
Whooosh
snakes are faces connected to necks connected to tails then
Three uploads in 5 hours?
We've all been blessed
Hi Eocina I am uncle ruckus - no relation
this will never happen again. read it and weep
but thank you for watching
My grandpa used to say "You know it's raining outside...
"When you go outside and it's raining."
9:55 I am proud of Kevin he made it to r/technically the truth
and rt game
@@jobby2812 but Kevin was technically right not rt
Then where’s the Pickens or the cult
@@kaygenandrews6483 good point
*Hello to everyone reading this in the future*
Technically that will be everyone who reads this as it was written in the past
Rafiki
@@abemudokon9497 I AM READING IT 4MONTHS IN THE FUTURE
well there is a virus
w o a h
Oh my GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Technically the truth comment:
Every father is a motherducker
unwanted sun ducker...?
Rezinazi *fucker*
@@rezenaki9766 fucker*
@@unwantedsun462 *fuc*ker
unwanted sun unless your adopted
0:46 this actually helped me remember a part of my physics test
1:50 i tried it and can confirm, my brother is in fact a boomerang
*Hol' up*
The “empty” one kind of works with EmKay too!
@Trinity Smith When there's nothing you'll go ,,Mmmmkay" in a disappointed voice.
Trinity Smith That’s... why I said “kind of”
Woth only one letter
Emky
My mom said, "Did you wash?"
So I said, "Yes."
Then she said, "How did you wash?"
So I said, "With soap."
What did you wash and when... On second thoughts don't answer that
12:50 because calories are just a measure of energy, we can just use e=mc² to find out the energy. if the mountain is 2000 meters high and has a base of about 10 square kilometers, the mountain would have a mass of about 20 million tonnes. And according to e=mc² this means that it would have an energy equivalent of about 1.8 x 10²⁷ joules of energy. Converting that to calories you would get an approximate 4.3 x 10²⁶ calories
Answer: 4.3 x 10²⁶ calories
r/theydidthemath
I started do the "ah ha ha" laugh and its all your fault...
1:45 When someone finally out Pizza the Hut
No
No
No
No
no
6:32 I've seen this episode, and ever since I first saw it, I've believed this, and I will keep believing this for all eternity, in the spirit of not liking cleaning.
Insanity is doing something over and over again expecting different results. This means that technically, dusting is insanity.
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul on this Earth:
Reddit: GHOUGHPHHTHEIGHTTEAU
POTATO!!!
Uses Russian accent for a German team's twitter 🤦♂️
My German brain just blacked out there for a moment
9:28 I’ve seen “All Shrek movies in 1 second” so I DID watch a whole movie.
@5:07 Satellites aren't lunched upward. They're lunched up and at an angle, so they reach certain sideways velocity, that allows them to fall constantly, but at an arc so great that they miss the earth, thus orbiting it.
about the satelite it's actually constantly falling and and going up so...
It's constantly falling and constantly maintaining altitude but it's not going up
jeebers..i commented this 10 months ago? jeez time flies
@@clubardi 18 months ago
baseball is technically hit and run turned into a sport
13:09
“Artrtrtrtrtr”
Damien Lee - 2019.
Who tf spells hiccup as “hiccough”??
It can be spelled either way, because some people thought it was etymologically related to cough
Brits I think
@@devincetee5335 that is strange and unnatural
@@laurens6654 I am a brit and I've never seen anyone spell it that way lmao
Hiccough is when you hiccup then cough, like a sick person would
Reddit post: what’s 9+10 21
Damien: W H E E Z E
0:35 I didn’t get enough sleep to deal with this
Hi Sorrow I am uncle ruckus - no relation
“Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards”
Helium filled balloons: laughs in float.
*Laughs in deflation*
Here's mine:
You don't actually hate school you just dislike some subjects
Which are part of school
thats a shit one
What about the oppressive nature of the school system as a whole, including bad teachers and cruel children?
Does subjects include certain people?
Datsa youk
not quite
No better way to end the decade then laying in my bed curled up watching Emkay on my Xbox. Glad i was born to see all this amazing stuff
8:40
me: he doesnt know does he?
if you dont know what im talking about its that a female's body forgets the pain of having a child a couple months after giving birth
I was looking to see if someone would point this out 😂
Calling cheese aged milk is a crime against humanity and in a just world would not be tolerated, whoever speaking in blue in the meme at 4:01 deserves to be punished, with knives, in the butt.
1:52 *b-but Christmas this year IS on Wednesday......*
2:55 woop woop, meme police here.
he is not 100% jesus because ice is not 100% water. as you've probably learnt in class, ice is less dense than water because it is a mixture of air and h2o, therefore, he's probably ~60-70% jesus.
goodnight, boys!
Day 1 of waiting for Damien to say, "My namien is Damien."
0:01 and what’s the difference between ignorance, apathy, and irrelevance? I don’t know, I don’t care, and it doesn’t matter.
2:07
When I was little I thought birthday was birday
2:07
My cousin Douglas says heartbeat as heartbeep.
Example: “Gabriel’s heart’s beeping, but then, a lion came!”
What it was supposed to be: “Gabriel’s heart was beating, and then a lion came!”
How am I just realizing that Zach exists and he isn’t damien
Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upward
People in zero gravity : suprized pikachu face
2:33 Issei: Hehehehe
11:01 first a perfectly cut scream video to this video, my man Kevin is everywhere!
4:30 the class when someones opens gum
Second comment
10:12 if you pull the fury wire shaped coming out of them, they turn on
A Gun is an inanimate object, Google. PERIOD!
Google: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
5:38
great job on the censorship
1:36
He speaks the language of gods
This video:
50% Humour
50% Mind blown
Did you know?
Jeff bazos makes at least 7.05$/month
Third comment
Times a billion
6:12 is just the Homestuck ectobiology family tree 😭😭😳😦
0:38 not really, because you wouldn’t SAY the letter, just the sound it makes
1:16 the first guy wasn't even right.
To make dark choclate you have to add cocao and cocaobutter. To make milk choclate you add the same stuff, but instead add more cocaobutter.
9:01
This looks like one of those weird German words you'd see in a meme or something
If you remove the first letter of EmKay, it's still MKay. If you remove the last letter, you have Emka. If you remove the E, A, and Y, its still Mka. If you remove everything except for MK, it's all EmKay... Your welcome.
9:54 ayyyy, my boy RT 👏
2:22 For the people who don't know, the photo in the thumbnail was taken in Pakistan and surprisingly it got more famous abroad than in Pakistan.😂
6:26 actually the solar system can be used to identify the day of the week my guy
Ok Boomer
"Lemme get uhhh..." *2:23* "...with uhhh two liter of Coke"
"Continent of Italy"
“Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.”
Me, an intellectual: **throws helium baloon**
Petition to make damien say my namien is damien
yes.
“A dog is either a bish or a son of a bish”
The first male dog to be created: *pathetic*
He's broken The Matrix MT BUT STILL WE ARE ALL STILL EMPTY
Thanks
Truly cultured
6:10 That’s some Oedipus shit right there.
Emkay is the same no matter how you spell it:
Emkay, mkay, mk,
kay
mka
Yakme
8:39
That’s because the pain is so bad, after a while, your brain blocks it out so you forget how painful it actually is.
9:49 Hey chief, i think you got those in the order wrong.
hey edwin. good catch, you're a person observant
@@EmKay wooow "person observant" aM I a pErSoN oBsErVanT aS wElL
@@clumpograpes1744 no but you are a person attentive
12:06
Every affordable cheese labeled "real parmesan" in the US, isn't actually real parmesan.
Actually real parmesan is hundreds if not thousands of dollars for a wheel that's a few inches wide and a couple inches thick.
Since when does Gladbach speak English on twitter?
(and why is Damien using a Scottish accent?)
a lot of clubs have english language twitter
11:06 I laughed way too hard at that random sound XD
12:55 He's technically wrong because the rock can weight less to be considered a rock
12:50 because calories are just a measure of energy, we can just use e=mc² to find out the energy. if the mountain is 2000 meters high and has a base of about 10 square kilometers, the mountain would have a mass of about 20 million tonnes. And according to e=mc² this means that it would have an energy equivalent of about 1.8 x 10²⁷ joules of energy. Converting that to calories you would get an approximate 4.3 x 10²⁶ calories
Answer: 4.3 x 10²⁶ calories
the answer to 12:10 "guess who will never throw an unsecured bottle of parmesan cheese into their laptop bag ever again" is "fucking everybody"
3:20
they could be both at the same time
so the statement is not all-encompassing
Hi Guo I am uncle ruckus - no relation
3 emkay videos in 1 day but only 1 has the holy being damien
lol he thinks there is gona be a 2023 5:22
Hello, i am a person from 2023, it exists
3:04
*looks at hot chocolate I'm drinking* O-O
*Pushes it away*
2:27 you sure there’s the red dwarf Nemesis look it up
The Soviet Doggo Komрад
9:56 ITS CALLMEKEVIN!!! 😄😄😄 best Irish TH-camr
1:30 is stupid as op doesn't claim that they like milk more.
If you take the first letter from Emkay, you get mkay, still pronounced Emkay.
If you remove the first and last letter from Emkay, you get mka, still pronounced Emkay.
And if you remove the first, fourth, and last letter from Emkay, you get mk, still pronounced Emkay.
5:44 what is up with this german football club's twitter acc lmao?😂
That "marrying grandma" one just makes my head hurt
True fact: All women are gay, and all men are lesbian.
It's actually pretty accurate if you think about.
Actually, no, you are not accurate when you think about it because you have to be male to be gay and you have to be female to be lesbian. It's not rocket science.
Just A Cup Of Noodles. Have A Nice Day Buddy. R/whoosh
@@ohwow5936 You can totally be a gay girl
@@caenieve No, you can't, because the term is l e s b i a n
@@ezrafessel8405 how dare you r/wooosh me
If you clean the vacuum cleaner than you are the vacuum cleaner cleaner
*"What is the definition of Pain?"*
*Me:* Stepping on a Lego
*finding out you didn't save before the blackout
The Shinobu meme caught me off guard lol
*boneless chicken*
7:56 Nope. GB is 1000 MB, GiB is 1024. Officially. Many programmers don't give a f.
2:16 Dude That Should belong in r/cursedcomments (The Reply)
2:31
Ok Shinobu. Thx for the wise words. You’ve always been the smart one
Imagine if Damien shows up at Crowder’s next Change My Mind
I'm smelling another episode of Crowder Confronts, or whatever it was called
Hi Avery I am uncle ruckus - no relation
“Technically you haven’t watched a full movie because you blinked.”
Me: Unless you’re dead and your eyes are open.
5:43 why are you pronouncing it in an english accent XD
Hi 188 I am uncle ruckus - no relation
1:07 you can see yourself back in time 24 seconds before but you will need mirrors 24 to do so because of a 1 second delay
(If I’m correct of course.)
It’s the closest thing to time travel
anybody else notice Damien repeating himself a lot?
"You have.... Blood." I laughed unreasonably hard