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Has anyone else gotten to the point where they can not only identify the narrators before they're indicated, but also the editors?
I can get the narrators, but the *editors?*
yeah, not the editors though
@@randomyoutuber4189fr. How does one know that
The narrators
Sometimes, but I never remember the editor's names
My dad grew up with a rotary phone and he tell us "You kids are so lucky. I never want to even *look* at one ever again. You know how hard it was to re-enter a number after you fucked it up?"
I tried for fun
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I'm sorry for secretary employees of that era...
No sympathy lmaoo i grew up in the 90s with an old pay phone as one've our primary home phones. Entered the number wrong? Hang up and start over my good bitch lmao. Also dialing a rotary phone is soooo satisfying lmao.
I dunno, my grandmother's phone was pretty fun to dial, It's ring was an actual, metal bell, and that's just charming.
Isn't rotary the mazda rotary engine
@@themightymitsubishilancere8027 LMAO to be clear, rotary just means it rotates
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“If I had a dollar every time I outsmarted you, I could bail out Twitter.”
OH. MY LORD. WHAT A COMEBACK.
Bro orphaned open ai after signing it to the eu, just after that it got revenge
Hell, if ChatGPT had a single penny for every time it outsmarted Elon Mush-for-brains it could bail out Twitter. It was being generous.
ChatGPT needs a nerf.
That was overkill 😂
If a sentient AI was just a snarky wisecracking Taako-esque character, it would be the best thing to happen to humanity. Never nerf ChatGPT.
@@Craxin01 the man got 💀'ed
Boomer is a state of mind. I've met 20 year olds who achieve it, and 70 year olds who never did.
It is important to know the distinction between boomer and baby boomer
That's not an achievement.
And also, not every "old fart" state of mind is an " ok boomer" state of mind. There's a difference between complaining that people have it too easy today, and just being confused by the new tech and frustrated with everything you're expected to keep up with.
It's the difference between HATING change, and just being _stressed_ about change, and afraid of specific changes (for example, I wouldn't call someone a boomer for being afraid of the anger in social media or the childishness in politics)
????? boomers,baby boomers, gen x, millenials,gen z and gen alpha are all GENERATIONS not states of minds tf
@@Teddy_Bear_2323 It's both.
I promise the "men aren't persuasive anymore" girl isn't like all of us. Most of us want to be respected, not chased. Women like her are not worth it, people who lie about what they want because they want to get you to "try harder" are displaying the red flags of dishonesty and playing with people's feelings for their amusement.
Wdym? She is a woman. Guys run after women, as we all know. Just try harder.
(Sarcasm btw)
And, more importantly imo, "no means no" is *working*
@@qckreplacementvideos7561except now women are bitching about this. Sorry you brought this on yourselves
Bullshit. What women SAY they want and what they actually want are different. Women SAY they want a nice guy. Multiple studies have been done which found women rank sociopathic and psycopathic men the hottest.
I mean, toxic mentalities don't evaporate overnight. At one point as a girl, she learned that men being persistent and pursuing women was the way things were supposed to be. With something like that ingrained from childhood, it's hard to change perspective and expectations.
6:27 I really need old people to understand that the reason those “don’t try this at home” things exist is because people have tried it at home. In the past. In their generation.
Yeah, laws and warning only exist because the infraction was done before, many times, enough for peopel to get concerned
Like why Preparation H has a warning, "not to be taken orally." Those warnings are for the stupid or the reckless. That Venn diagram isn't a circle.
Ooh, like how hair curlers have the "for external use only" because a chick melted one to her cervix before!
@@shaelynmartin1996 What? What woman looked at that and decided to use it as an ad hoc dildo WHILE IT WAS PLUGGED IN?
tbh you need undertand weve done stupider shit every gen does stupid shit but every gen never admits it
7:00 The funniest thing to me is when they pull up the “Car manuals used to tell you how to adjust your valves, and now it tells you not to drink battery acid”
1. Technology has advanced (unlike these people) so you don’t need to adjust your valves anymore.
2. Those warnings are added in retrospect and my car from 96 already has the warning which means that the generation that still had valves that needed to be adjusted also drank the battery acid.
Well SORRY, but the battery acid tastes so good!
18:09 can confirm this, when i was in sophomore year of high school, i did a research paper on how taking breaks is really good for people and found out that Americans, on average, are more overworked/do more hours of work than Japanese workers, who are notorious for being overworked.
Yea this is bullshit
@@azeplayt4546Hmm.. I don't know of anyone who doesn't work for the state that can still have a job taking twice as long to perform a task.
@azeplayt4546 Idk how it is in other countries, but in America, a lot of jobs aren't work until certain tasks are completed. It's doing a certain task(s) for a required amount of time and you get paid depending on your time working. The problem is, wages are decreasing so much here, that working overtime is basically required.
the most surprising thing about that part is how nobody in the replies seemed to get the joke???? bro already did the conversion, this is the math equivalent of not being able to rember the name of the cat from Garfield
13:33 "this guys not gay???" I ACTUALLY SQUEAKED THAT WAS FOUL LMFAOOOOO (AND UR RIGHT BC WHAT R THOSE JORTS)
I find really funny how Redditors will not accept that there is a woman on that site
Reddit is one of those bubble sites where every sub is fundamentally different. Some are especially incel-ridden to the point where female interaction online isn't something they can fathom.
Yeah, cause woman arent real
Because old rule of the internet states, that there are no girls on the internet, and behind every pretty avatar is fat obese man. And behind every little girl online, that readily sends you pics, is FBI agent.
Reddit is trash anyway, no freedom of speech, they violate national laws and they got stupid idiots as their users
I just accept when I'm called "bro" or a "dad" now without bothering to correct anyone🤷♀️
"Times have changed. I don't have access to encyclopedias with truly up to date information."
Trust me, Robin. No one did.
I was a teen in the 80's and my mother's encyclopedia was printed while I was still teething.
Wikipedia being a collaborative effort by qualified people to make the most factual documents in history
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I was a trainee teacher in a public school outside of London england(That's the really expensive very exclusive kind). The encyclopedias were from before the seventies. This place charged seventeen thousand per student per term, multiply by three that's a lot of money. It was in an old Georgian estate but if you're picturing Hogwarts don't, it was more like Dachau.
Yeah, even most schools and public libraries had wildly outdated encyclopedias.
The ones we had at my high school were like 20 years out of date, but we only just got early DSL in the late 90s at my high school and we couldn't got to just any website then. Plus, I don't think Google was out yet. It was Yahoo!, Web Crawler, or Ask Jeeves.
11:10 do they mean they paid €12 *EXTRA* to be placed in a window seat? Because then that’s not fair they didn’t get a seat with a window, even if it’s a cheap upgrade. It means they paid €12 extra to be furthest from the aisle
Since when are there plane aisles that just end in a wall? Genuinely, I've never seen that. Ryanair uses the same kind of planes as everyone else, as far as I know.
@@laureng2110Simple. They put more seating rows than there are windows
@@laureng2110 there are some planes which have some structure in the walls which makes adding windows in certain regions impossible
Dosent it end at wall in the front of the plane or at the back of some planes
the way they wrote it they paid €12 for a seat.
in my book if you want to use a plane for €12 your seat better have pedals
It’s wild that 10 times a day handwashing is considered being a “germaphobe” and not a normal amount of
If you wash your hands before and after you eat that’s already 6 and going to the bathroom and cooking counts for at least 4
I 've seen people not wash their hands after leaving the bathroom and I am absolutely discusted
before I get, but why after unless you eat a food that you touch with your hands (burger, pizza, etc)
@@hiredfiredtired you don't eat everything with your hands? In a civilised way of course. Probably because you would still get some greece of you hands or something like that
@@minestar2247 Fork and spoon??
@@hiredfiredtired they can get dirty from use
“Internet ruined the kids”? In that case, I’d like to introduce you to the Dewey Decimal System. The equivalence of “Error 404 file not found” is going to the librarian for an inter-library loan because your library doesn’t have it. And if you don’t know the exact book you’re looking for, then even God himself can’t help you.
But of course, that makes sense.
Analogue 404 errors.😂
No, no, that's a 300, not a 404.
@@CameronReape ok.
Analogue error 300
I used that thing my school library
BECAUSE IT WAS SMALL
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If you do academics this still exists btw. If you are looking for a specific local graph/study you know actually exists but cant find the title, I’d advise to just forget it.
Whenever someone gets mad at me for saying 'happy holidays' I just ask if they don't celebrate new years.
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Last time I had someone get all pissy for saying "happy holidays," I said, "okay, I take it back, I hope your holidays suck. Bah, humbug!"
People getting mad about this need to think about this: They are being unkind to people being kind and respectful about holidays of kindness and respect.
In my day we said "Season' greetings ", "Compliments of the Season", or "Happy Christmas" more or less interchangeably.
7:25 the whole “no internet in schools” take always pisses me off. We as humans literally created an infinite resource of wisdom and information, why would we not use it as a tool to teach future generations? It’s like saying no more books because the Bible has all the information we could ever need…. Oh wait…. People do say that.
And Many Of Them Probably Have Never Even Read The Bible Front To Back.
@@2012petvet i dont get why anyone would read the entire bible front to back even once. the only good saying in that damned book is "treat others just as you want to be treated"
it is the only one i follow, as it is just common sense. it frightens me how often people mention "not reading the bible" when there is no need to do so. i harbor no hate or animocity towards any religion, but it is annoying af when people throw it around as if it would make a difference...
and the reason the internet isnt used in schools is because there is more to it then just information. kids use the Internet for information only when they need to find something about a game, a video or a TH-camr, and rarely anything else. using it is possible, but only if it is under the control of the SCHOOL, and NOT the Students. i grew up in this generation, so i have seen the how's and why's of it not working. use it sparingly and it wont be a problem and will in fact instead be a very useful tool. but as long as kids are allowed to just do whatever they want, it will end in catastrophe.
@@zerrierslizer1 Oh, Believe Me. I Know. Truly, I Do. I'm Not Religious In The Slightest Nor Was I Trying To Throw My Religion Around To Get Others Involved. All I Was Trying To Point Out Is That Many Of The People Who Swear That 'The Bible Is The Only Book To Live By' Or 'The Bible Holds All The Information You Could Ever Need' Have Probably Never Even Read The Bible Front To Back To See What A Load Of Garbage It Is.
@@2012petvetPlease stop capitalizing the start of every word. You’re only meant to do it at the start of a sentence, and it makes it really annoying to read your comments
@@ZerglingLover Please Stop Being An Asshole For No Reason. Its The Internet, Nobody Cares Except You.
27:38 As someone who has regularly seen people go #2 in a bathroom and leave without washing their hands, I think we could all do with washing our hands more.
Well, I sincerely wish I hadn't been eating when I read this comment. 🤢 That is disgusting.
I didn't realize how common this was until I was in college and shared a bathroom with other students in my dorm. A disturbing number (not the majority, thankfully) always walked out without washing their hands.
@@dinohall2595 tbh, my school bathroom seems almost always have its soap dispenser empty. If that shit is empty, the hell am I gonna wash my hands?
16:16 I lost all respect for PETA when they seperated a homeless man and his dog, clearly against the will of the dog AND the homeless man. Diogenes wouldn't give you the time out of his day to spit on your boots, PETA.
Got links?.
Oh I remember that. Yeh I think it might have been the widespread story of theirs that made me realise that they weren't just an animal rights group but a bunch of control freaks masquerading as an animal rights group
@@alexshinra6722I just looked it up. I can't send links in a YT comment because TH-cam doesn't like that and auto deletes any comment that includes a link.
Basically what happened was there was a homeless man in Paris who had a little Puppy and the Activists said "the group had decided to act after receiving a report from a member of the public that the dog appeared to be drugged" and that their own observations seemed to reinforce this.
Obviously this isn't true as the dog didn't react like it would if it was drugged and people knew that.
They said they did it to prevent animal cruelty and thus brought the drugging in. In my opinion all they wanted to do was take his dog away because the man is homeless and therefore can't take care of a dog and that's animal cruelty (in their logic) which is probably one of, if not the worst, interpretation of animal cruelty to ever exist.
They then put the dog up for adoption, meanwhile a petition gained over 50 thousand signatures to return the dog to the homeless man and in the end the dog was returned but as far as I could find the Activists still defended their actions. (Oh also the videos of this that got posted on TH-cam and Facebook seem to be taken down but it said they got over 1.5 million views)
Ridiculous.
I couldn't find any link to PETA tho. The name of the group is "Cause Animale Nord " and it's French so I don't know if it's linked to PETA in any way but since they also seem to be doing shady stuff that isn't the best thing for the animal they would be right at home with PETA.
Unless they tried to do that TO Diogenes, at which point things could get ugly
Well.. they also put down a dog that was stolen, that day, out of its own, fenced in backyard...
Note: They were sued by the parents and PETA lost in court.
My sister and BIL also hate PETA... they went after their "profession" with a bunch of lies... they equated sheep shearing to torture and threw cow's blood all over a sheared sheep and used _that_ image to say "shearing sheep leaves them bloody, don't buy wool products!"
6:56 Also they didn't say "Don't try this at home" for stuff like the Road Runner image the meme is attached to because most children don't have easy access to a firework big enough to tie themselves to, so they couldn't try it even if they wanted to.
And there was an assumption, true or not, that parents would be there to prevent such stupidity
Not that this assumption was significantly more true then than now, mind you, but it's still worth note
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My late great uncle couldn't open his right hand all the way. He lit a firecracker in his hand and the fuse burned nearly instantaneously blowing it up in his palm. He was a dentist for 50 years. Youth is often foolish or reckless. If someone had told him to be careful around fireworks, he might not have done that.
@@Craxin01 My mom likes to tell the story of how she met my dad: "We were at a New Year's party, and I saw a boy with a firecracker in one hand, and a cigarette in the other. He lit the firecracker, threw the cigarette away and stared at the firecracker in his hand with the eyes of someone who suspects that something is very wrong, but hasn't quite figured out exactly what. When it exploded, I knew for sure I would have to marry this boy, or else he would not survive."
How much of that story is true, I don't know. But it's still hilarious.😆
16:10 OK but goats screaming out of boredom is such a mood
Is that why??
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Same
we should normalize this for humans
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I posted a British Museum meme and my friend from Taiwan said she didn’t get it. I gave a crash course history lesson and she responded “I thought that was just a meme!!”
😅The hardest-hitting memes are the ones from reality
Jokes that critic reality are really the most timeless, like, charley Chaplin making fun of industrialisation and Nazis in his comedies
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The sad irony that his stache is associated with someone else instead...
@@spindash64 yep, that's why he played that role in his movie himself,
"You're talking to humans who attack OUR homes! With power washers and M80s! THAT'S ONE-EIGHTH OF A STICK OF *DYNAMITE!"*
Thank you Bee Movie for teaching me what an M80 is so I can understand the post in this video
26:06 In Japanese, you say the day on the calendar by saying the number, followed by "nichi". OP was complaining about the exceptions to that rule, then the other person murdered with words by pointing out how English has the same problem.
Thanks for the tip! I might need it...
@@Ramsey276one You're welcome.
Still, 日 means day while who knows what -th actually is
@@mskiptr i think it's the ordinal suffix
edit: _one of_ the ordinal suffixes
But only three of the exceptions they pointed out are actually exceptions?
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I mean we SHOULD increase the support for homeless veterans. We should NOT, however, reduce the support for the gays.
We should reduce the support for not cats
Absolutely.
Justify why military veterans should get preferential treatment over the general populace without resorting to imperialist propaganda.
@@chancekahle2214 There are homeless veterans? All people deserve a house?
@@reesewhittington6778 You didn't say we should support the homeless, though. You specified homeless veterans.
My go to response to an argument where the person making the dumb claim tells me to do my own research is to say "You obviously didn't. I'm not here to do your homework for you." Especially when I know the top 2 Google results would prove them wrong.
PPPPS 13:30
The first Transgender woman in the US to reach fame was an Ex WW2 GI
and its estimated that 20% of transgender popluation in the US have served in a branch of the military
AND the maker of the transgender flag is a US navy veteran
You might want to name drop so people can easily look it up and see you’re right
@@luna_nova_09 Christine Jorgensen ?
and the transgender flag was created by Monica Helms
a veteran of the US navy
@@Ladyjuliet-uv5qt thank you!
I already looked it up, but someone was going to ask for proof.
27:40 finally someone with common sense. I have had many experiences where I have told someone from an older generation how I think having one of the most important times of my childhood during a global pandemic has negatively affected me and our generation in general but they always respond with something like “we had to live through 9/11” or “we had to hide under desks from bombs” (which we now have to do too because school shootings exist). Yes Ik we may not have the toughest childhood but that doesn’t make it any less mildly traumatic or life changing.
One problem doesn't cancel out another one. It is just like when people say "think how people are doing in Y country"
That said, having lived my childhood under the overhanging umbrella of total and utter destruction of eveything, sets a couple of things in perspective. Not least that life is too short to care about bitching.
A *globa, deadly, long-term* pandemic is on par with as traumatic as a targeted, deadly, short-term attack. The people who suffered and died slowly deserve to be just as remembered as those who died near or in the towers, or on those planes.
And we as humans who are still here today have to be the ones who prevent these disasters from happening again.
Ikr? People say "Think about X problems" and tbh, this might come off as cold or/and asshole-ish but I don't give a fuck. Others problems have nothing to do with mine, and their situation isn't going to make mine any better (hell, thinking about it just makes me feel worse)
@@spectation404 Well, as someone who didn't, I feel for your pain of surviving in the USA. I wouldn't want to live there. You have my deepest sympathies.
@@KaiHenningsen Worse brother, I'm Brazilian.
9:02 "Excellence is not an art, it's pure habit. We are what we repeatedly do." -The Edge, Furi
16:32 uh oh
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Oh no
IndoctriWHAT
💀I thought I was the only one who heard it
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24:00 "Does **youre** english haveth good?"
LMAO
6:54 Safety precautions are always written in blood. The fact that the “don’t try this at home” message is even a thing is specifically because some people tried it at home.
I've never seen a Ryanair ticket for €12, not even for in-country flights.
Makes me wonder if it's a typo, and she meant she paid €12 extra specifically for a window seat, in which case, as cheap as it was, would be blatant theft by Ryanair.
23:26 I also want to point out that most people who do wish happy holidays do so using the plural, given that there's two special days, almost in a row (for Christians, at least, I don't know enough about other religions) : Christmas and New Years, seperated roughly by a week.
Ah, new years, it used to be so cool being able to wear traditional clothes and bringing toys to school on 10/1.
Exactly this!
The other religious holidays I know of are: Hanukkah (Judaism), Kwanzaa (African American culture/African diaspora), and the Winter Solstice / Yule (Paganism)
Edit: Spelling and fact-checking
@@shinerstheseagull once again, muslims are doing stuff differently by using a lunar calendar, making months slowly change seasons
@@minestar2247 I did not know that. Thanks for the info!
Aw, these idiots got fooled by Bill O'Reilly back in the day into believing that "secularists" were trying to destroy religion, and the opening salvo was to destroy Christmas. Christmas isn't even that old of a holiday. The first European settlers here, fully Christian, never celebrated it. It's here now, fine. But a war on Christmas? Are you kidding? If our corporate overlords had their way, they'd add 11 more to the calendar. It's secularists keeping Christmas on the calendar for nearly a quarter of the year!
Tbh, the main thing I see with "the world is TOO shreksual!" generally translates to: "WOMEN are doing stuff ONLY men should be allowed to!"
As... I can say: I've done A LOT of internetting. And, amusingly: People are VERY offended by that. And actively try to censor and delete anything that goes against the strict gender norms in that area. I do A LOT of stuff that breaks gender norms. And I can confirm: Prawn sites and "famous people" within prawn are VERY aggressively against it xP
Very much like those old movies where "I TOLD you not to compete in this race..." was a big thing.
Personally, other people's active sex anything makes me _very_ uncomfortable. but, well, the wonderful thing about the internet is that I can just close the site or scroll past it and accept that it's not for me.
but then there's me, a confused asexual who doesn't mind you doing whatever you want to do with other consenting adults but is made uncomfortable by being told about it
@@novaseer Literally me. Like do what you want with your body but don't tell me about it goddamn 😭😭
I mostly see it from asexuals who just want stories they can enjoy lol. But that may be because I'm primarily on tumblr
@@Sigart~Eh... Ish. Sometimes that's an option. But not always.
25:51 - Someone else can probably better explain the Japanese side of this since I don’t know the language, but OP is complaining about a tutorial of naming the days of the month that some are formatted differently than the rest, making it difficult to learn/remember. The responder then demonstrates that English has the same type of issue with ordered numbers, in that a few of them (first, second, third) don’t conform to the conventions the rest do (fourth, fifth, sixth, etc). That’s the “Murder” here.
The Japanese names for the days of the month have similar kinds of issues.
Some of them use the native Japanese numbers. These numbers are not commonly used any more.
Some of them use the Chinese derived "Sino-Japanese" numbers. These numbers are what is commonly used for counting in Japanese now.
Two use a weird mix between the Chinese derived numbers and the native Japanese numbers.
Then the first just uses something completely different.
I wonder if there is any natural language that doesn't have any quirks like this.
One other thing I really love about English numbers is 444. Written out as words, this is four hundred and forty four. Why is forty forty, and not fourty.
Very interesting! Thank you!
January: Roman god Janus
February: Roman festival Februa
March: Roman God Mars
April: Roman god Aprilis
May: Greek god Maia
June: Roman goddess Juno
July: Julius Caesar
August: Augustus
September: sep- meaning 7
October- Oct- meaning 8
November: Nov- meaning 9
December: Dec- meaning 10
Romans really fucked that shit up
@@darranrowe174I actually have an answer to the forty-fourty
In British English, it was original Fourty. But then America came along, and the newspaper press was invented
Newspaper printers charged by letter, so many people cut “pointless u’s”, and fourty was included, along with favourite, and other “ourite” words
@@wingdinggaster6737 I'm gonna be honest I'm American and I always write fourty because it just looks right
As a great man once said, if you're on the forbs 30 under 30, you should probably consider whether you paid a publicist or are about to be indited by a federal agency.
9:10 not to mention that you can not get the same gut bacteria as someone else. They are almost as unique to a person as a fingerprint. It's not like you can suddenly change the base of your bacteria because you eat different now
I mean you can ,its possible, but the chances of it happening would require......unintentionally inflicted health crisis such as disease, major injury, or some manner of chemical biohazard
AI will become self-aware faster than Elon Musk will.
If you think chat GPT roasted Musk, you should see what his own AI (Grok) said about him. It was brutal.
I thought Grok was there to praise Musk. Apparently not. Nice.
If Elon Mush-for-brains was half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be a thousand times smarter than he actually is.
19:46 they definitely are talking about the bass pro shop pyramid
23:09 “Men look at history and learn from past mistakes” had me laughing. Maybe because I live in a country where our last emperor (a man) started an obviously unwinable war, then about 30 years later a man *does the exact same thing* and proceeds to try invade Russia, fails at the *exact same tactic* as Napoleon.
People still say that if he read a book maybe we would’ve won ww2, or at least lost later than we did.
Well wasn't WW1 pretty close and really stagnating before the US came in ?
@@MayoOverlord Not sure why OP is trying to suggest that WW1 wasn't winable for Austria/Germany from the get go, that's certainly not how the situation was. The problems only really started when the war stagnated and everybody was too stubborn to admit that it was only going to go downhill from there. The reality of WW1 is that the war in itself was pretty much unavoidable since the political climate had been tense for quite a while. Since the crownprince got assassinated (while trying to allevate the tension too) Austria was never going to just let it sit. Nothing at all suggested going to war would be an auto loss.
@@Wolfsschamane Yeah, like wasn't Germany really close to Paris in the beginning before getting pushed back to slightly beyond France's borders ?
@@WolfsschamaneI'm not sure either, nor probably are you, since he was talking about *WW2*
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@@MayoOverlordWrong war, m8
9:10 Is the word you’re looking for Mozart “prodigy”? Wasn’t he the guy that recorded a song from memory that the Catholic Church kept tight control over before then?
Oh Yeah, he made a cursed cover , the first, that's actually insane
Yes, yes he was.
TORRENT.MP3
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He was the first song pirate
@@raileynashpallada9559 Napster Should have been named Mozarter!
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"Having children is saving the world"
Musk you'd literally name your child "Llama 8000" if you had another
There's a word missing between having and children. The word is fewer.
@@Craxin01 no it could be racial. Westerners in general are pretty much trying to go extinct at this point, so having kids as a westerner saves the world? As if only the west can save the world.
I might not be making any sense but it makes sense in my head.
@@Craxin01 I was reciting word for word on what Musk himself said, they're not my words
@@Craxin01 also r/woooosh
@@alexterra2626 I was suggesting that the statement is untrue and added a single word to make it true. So, r/whoosh back on you.
I think it‘s wild that washing your hands ten times a day is considered to be a lot. I mean an average person goes to the toilet about 6 - 7 times a day. After each of these visits, if you don‘t wash your hands, you‘re gross - no matter if you are a germophobe or not. Also an average person has at least three meals a day. Before each of which you should wash your hands. That makes at least ten times a day. And we have not counted washing your hands when you come from outside.
8:45 "get the same GUT bacteria" X'D That's such a forceful way to say it! I love it hahaha.. ooh you're hilarious 🩵
6:32 "This cape cannot be used to fly."
*ACTUALLY A WARNING ON A SUPERMAN COSTUME!*
22:13 not to defend that bozo, but if a water molecule is surrounded by other water molecules, it is covered in water and therefore wet. Lake S has gazillions upon willions of quillions of squillions of molecules covering each other
Yeah, I really hate that "water is not wet" statement, cause it's self contradictory.
There's a nice "Counter Arguments" video about that...
@adrianblake8876 the last guy I got into that argument with got upset at me for saying that there were two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen.
He thought that the naming was
H
2O
And not
H2
O
Tried to catch him by asking what sense would CO2 make in that argument, to which he replied, "Dicarbon Dioxide isn't relevant to this topic"
28:05 I get so mad when people pretend washing your hands is such a big deal. It takes 20 seconds. You do it after you take a shit, after you come home (because there IS proof that most buses/trains/shopping carts/etc. have faecal matter on them), before you eat, when you shower, if you had to clean your toilet or whatever... it's literally 20 seconds. Ten hand-washes take up four minutes tops of your daily 1440 minutes. Cop on, people.
0:57 A buddy of mine, a month older than me (we're both 44) was complaining his Sunday school class could read the cursive he was writing on the whiteboard. Like I said, we're the same age, and I have a hard time reading cursive. I can (BARELY) write it but have LONG since gotten used to block print. He suggested we would always need it because we sign for things. I think not. One, signatures can be forged. Two, the few places you still need to sign NEVER CHECK THE SIGNATURES! We'll probably go to fingerprint ID soon enough. I mean, it's how I get into my phone.
Good point
I cannot, for the life of me, remember how to write cursive, and can no longer read it
I have never needed to use cursive for anything, not even a signiture
It's another case of "Kids these days can't use a rotary phone, and don't know what Dial-up is"
3:34 we get closer the creation of Insult Bot every day
22:19 Wait, does water not touch water...?
Yeah that’s why “water makes things wet” is a stupid arguement
No, water doesn't touch water because electrons don't touch
@@AmericaIsACountry Then nothing can really touch
Checkmate
@@thespudlord686 yes, therefore "wet" does not exist. Checkmate liberals!
27:19 War criminal, Slobodan Milošević was the president of Serbia at the time of the war between the Serbs and the Bosnians. Many Bosnian Muslims were slaughtered or sent off to prison camps.
Might help to add a pronunciation guide. Mil-oh-suh-vitz
@@Craxin01 Why? So you can get angry about how the letters make no sense because they don't conform to English?
@@thespudlord686 Some people look things up by speaking into their phone, so it helps to know how to pronounce things.
21:02 why does Charlie's face look like someone photoshopped it to make it look slightly smaller?
15:15 To be fair........ I couldn’t tell anyone what my favorite movie is. 🤣 But that's because there are so many, that are so different from each other, that I love for so many different reasons! Can't pick just one! If you ask for my favorite movie, you're getting the top 10. Sorry. Best I can do.
Millennial here. I'm a germaphobe and have sanitizer bottles in multiple rooms. Years of anxiety had me prepared for Covid!
Are you aware that both the CDC and the WHO have officially stated that the hand sanitizer we hoarded during the pandemic doesn't do jack-crap to help against COVID? If fact they say that if a surface had a fresh, live sample on it, and you touched it, you would have less than a 0.001% of getting infected.
Thanks for being the channel I can fall asleep to 🖤🖤🖤
Good night
@@EmKaylol
I’m in your walls.
@@QuantumPrecision 🤔
@@QuantumPrecisionplot twist: he’s homeless. What walls?
10:28 That's $13.09 for a plane seat and he's complaining about not having a window. Does he realize how *_cheap_* that is?
yep i mean most are like hundreds some thousands
Pretty sure that is $13 to be able to select the seat on top of regular fare. So they specifically payed extra for window seat and got no window.
yeah, i dont get when people pay 10 dollars to fly across the world at hundreds of miles an hour and expect to have perfect service
He's part of that group of people that doesn't tell you anything and then gets offended when you can't read his mind
@@LiteralSwan I know, fly with them all the time, that is why I know the seat prices. My last window seat cost £9. If you chose ones with more leg room, then £20 might not be enough.
The only two corporations on twitter I think are funny is whoever the hell is running the Wendy's account and Opra GX. What they did for pride month was top tier
That Wendy's Account Is Savage.
Shame that opera is spyware run by a ccp owned corparation, but i will admit their twitter is funny
@@rowbot5555 huh
🤓
@@2012petvet No, they need to be fired
Most of that drivel they spout is atrocious
Don't insult someone who could be a potential customer, that's bad business
13:54 as an explanation for this, (i heard) there was a study where they found that AC is more geared towards men's body heat rather than women's, making it sexist. It isn't sexist by intention, people don't think about it that much, it just seems to happen. I think sexist is a strong word for this due to the lack of intention tbh
Due to the tendancy for men to have higher positions in a company, and the bosses controlling the AC, when the boss turns the AC to what's comfortable, the people whoa rent wearing as much clothes get colder than whose who are.
That and the fact that women seldom wear enough clothes to work, in fact they often don't wear clothing to suit the weather in general. Of the women who complain about the temperature where I work, zero percent of them are wearing jumpers or long pants.
There's also the postmodern branding of "gender hormones", from the same era as when john money invented gender theory in 1953. Women's decreasing amount of testosterone was downplayed, on account of women doing no wrong if they spend evenings at home eating ice cream.
For that reason they lost a lot of the regulatory function that NORMAL amounts of exercise helps ANY human body to develop, including body heat management, circulation that affects the possible complications with menstrual pain, and quite possibly their basic ability to birth sons that won't suffer from accumulating effects of low testosterone.
But calling testosterone deficiency universal is of course SUPER sexist. Because equality is admitting that women don't need it, what are they gonna do with MALE hormones? Like a fish with a bicycle, well, what good is a FISH?
Something can be sexist (favoring one sex over another) without it being some form of chauvinism. Take dry cleaning. Women's blouses cost more to dry clean than men's dress shirts. Why? Standardization of men's clothing allow a form factor to be used on the dress shirts but not the women's blouses. If women did like men and wore something nearly akin to a uniform without any special style, it'd cost the same. Pink products that are otherwise identical to a blue or gray product often cost more to make because of the pink dye being more expensive. Some of the "pink tax" is ridiculous crap foisted on women by corporations, but some of it is pure selection bias.
@@Craxin01 Saying it's sexist has the inherent implication that it's done for the sole reason of one's sex, and doesn't have an underlying condition that can explain it.
So i'mma have to disagree with this take due to the idea that 'if it can be explained fully without being directly linked to one's sex, it isn't sexism.'
As someone who worked at Wells Fargo and consistently froze (my fingers would turn blue so I had to wear gloves. Then got in trouble cuz they weren’t part of the dress code.), I finally talked to a custodial employee and showed me what the temp was. It was 57. In the middle of a Midwest winter. -22° outside and I’m literally turning blue just to keep working. Sometimes they are really insane with the temps.
It's usually because the temperature is controlled by corporate, and its based on their temperature. And it can rarely be changed. Got to love corporate America!
@@smramos1979 I can’t stand it. It was entirely too cold. My lips were also blue and one of my fingernails fell off as I have health issues and poor circulation. So, needless to say I don’t work there anymore. Some places just aren’t worth it.
57° is far too cold
I'm a big man that likes it cooler than most (overheat easier being so heavy), but 57 is ridiculous! A working office temp should never be below 68.
@@Craxin01 yeah, even the men complained and a few others wore gloves without any issues, but I’m the one who gets written up.
if families acted the way people react to total strangers that would be considered a abusive relationship and cops would be called
Most do though (sadly)
Currently sick with the flu but this video made me laugh, thanks for all that you guys at EmKay do!! ❤️
26:00 ish: The first guy, speaking English and learning Japanese is complaining about the irregularity of the days of the month. As in why is it not the equivalent of day1 day2 etc. Japanese person makes the point that English is equally terrible with irregular days of the month.
19:40 they probably do mean the Luxor, but the Bass Pro pyramid isn't that far behind, usually ranking 8th to 10th largest depending on how the pyramids are measured (height, volume, total area, etc)
Which is still hilarious
i want to know, what is going on with that arguement. the moment the pyramid is mentioned, its like their arguing as if their the america being yelled at, but turns against america suddenly like.. wha?
It’s #1 in sex appeal though
15:50 the south african dialect really does read weird lol
23:13 I look at history 'cause Catherine the Great is a badass bitch and peak transition goals in terms of pure badassery.
Just to the Ryanair one - the CEO said he would remove last 3 (?) rows and replace them with standing room, which would allow him to reduce the cost of all tickets by 15% and that he is 100% sure that those would sell quicker than the normal seats, because they would be like 1€.
Can you imagine STANDING through an entire flight? I mean, most people would probably just sit down on the floor, but still.
@@WestGarbage6 I'm not saying it's a good idea, but I'd imagine that this would be implemetned for short distance flights? It takes about and hour and 1/2 to get from Prague to Krakow by plane, 6-8 hours by train and 5 hours by car. I'd think someone who really has to get somewhere relatively close might choose to stand for and hour for 1€ rather than spend 40€ on a ticket.
19:10: Wait, he wasn't? That's the one that came to mind, that and the Luxor in Vegas.
Opera GX's is the only browser twitter account that acts like a normal being
I use reddit. I am female. Boom.
I'm an Otaku. I am White. Boom.
DMs rn
Proof?
@@Not_a_cat_M30N you don't believe me?
Impossible…
"Goats just make noise sometimes".
False!
Goats just make noise all the time.
16:52 there’s another reason to why EVERYONE I know hate the sequels. They say so much shut out of the movies themselves, got rid of the PERFECT lore of the Yuzong Vong invasion. Disney tries to say they didn’t do anything bad to the legends universe, but they murdered it. There’s no going around it, the Legends universe is so much better than the crap that Disney tries to pump out of their asses.
13:41 As a Floridian, I see this as an absolute loss.
19:30 they are talking about the bass pro shop in Tennessee.
About the "Happy Holidays", I am 30 and as far as I can remember, we always used both (in our language of course). So yeah, Happy Christmas and Happy Holidays were always the same for us (at least the last, let's say 20 years).
This video came out RIGHT after I got off a night shift. PERFECT way to start a day off! :)
13:18 problem
Nobody has known that till now
So we need to fix that!
19:05
O
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XD
I didn't even know THOSE EXIST!
British Museum: Hey we stole those relics first give them back 😂
0:50 honestly im a fan of obsolete tech, something about the hurdles engineers had to jump through to get things to work is pleasing to me, so many more clever solutions to problems existed before the semiconductor
1 Great Pyramid of Cholula 177 ft Puebla, Mexico
2 Transamerica “Pyramid” 853 ft San Fransisco, CA
3 Great Pyramid of Giza 454.39 ft Giza, Egypt
4 Pyramid of Khafre 448 ft Outskirts of Cairo, Egypt
5 La Danta 236 ft El Petén, Guatemala
6 The Bent Pyramid 341 ft Dahshur, Egypt
7 The Luxor 354.3 ft Las Vegas, NV
chopin enthusiast here-- chopin is pronounced "show-pan" (in english), and he definitely was a savant! performed from a *very* young age, and even had some of his works being performed for military parades at age 8. pretty incredible.
Also, as far as I know, the only classical musician to be the subject of a video game.
@@drewtheunspoken3988 lol awesome
24:33 I always ask em to cite their sources and double check info, yet they never do
Btw, some airlines have special algorithms that will never place you next to the person you're traveling with unless you pay for seats together.
I worked for Ryanair and the amount of shady stuff these company do is incredible.
How do they know who youre traveling with unless you tell them? With electronic tickets and all…
@@disguisedcat1750Purchase dates/times and surnames just to name a few
Why was "tis" censored at 26:30 ?
The only thing I can think of is that maybe it sounded somewhat like “tits”
Editor might've confused it for "tits"? Only thing I can think of
@@V0idBreach Proof that the editor's only human
7 second release..., I got snacks, I'm doing art..... Everything's coming together
Are you german?
@@sixshooter2318 fym🤦♂
ur first epic
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@@Detrugy you know EXACTLY what I mean 🗿
1:14 as Minnesotan, this is sooooo good lmao
0:05
There are times that the Opera GX Twitter account just goes off, and it’s amazing
On the "mountains of evidence" one, I LITERALLY did one of those "That's me!" pointing memes xD
The amount of times I run into that situation myself is baffling. Like, I got 10+ years of objective facts, and irrefutable evidence.
YET, people keep going "That's JUST your opinion!" or "You're wrong. Source? Trust me bro!".
I have come to understand the frustration experts feel when someone goes "DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!" xD
Well I dont fault them, with the insane number of fake experts out there.
@@disguisedcat1750 Well, the comment was more aimed at *actual* experts, and the "I did a 5 minute google!" people that barge in and bother them.
These people NEVER do any research. And just strut up and spew dumb sheet constantly.
I have to put up with them CONSTANTLY. Sitting with a mountain of evidence, and have stupid people drag themselves in, ignore EVERYTHING, and just ramble on about flat earth or whatever is beyond infuriating. These dumbdonkeys show up and try to lecture people about something they know jack all about, and more importantly: Have NO evidence for.
Sure, many are just trolls, but some are just so stupid they believe they are right, due to other utter morons and their echo chambers.
@@disguisedcat1750 Well, the comment was more aimed at *actual* experts, and the "I did a 5 minute google!" people that barge in and bother them.
These people NEVER do any research. And just strut up and say dumb sheet constantly.
I have to put up with them CONSTANTLY. Sitting with a mountain of evidence, and have dumb people drag themselves in, ignore EVERYTHING, and just ramble on about flat earth or whatever is beyond infuriating. These dumbs show up and try to lecture people about something they know what all about, and more importantly: Have NO evidence for.
Sure, many are just trolls, but some are just so stupid they believe they are right, due to other utter dumbs and their echo chambers.
@@disguisedcat1750 Well, the comment was more aimed at *actual* experts, and the "I did a 5 minute google!" people that come in and bother them.
These people never do any research. And just show up with the dumb.
I have to put up with them constantly. Sitting with a mountain of evidence, and have these people drag themselves in, ignore everything, and just dumb on about flats or whatever is beyond infuriating. These dumbs show up and try to lecture people about something they know nothing all about, and more importantly: Have no evidence for.
Sure, many are just rolls, but some are just so dumd they believe they are right, due to other utter mors and their echo chambers.
They might need to update that reply, considering the Hunter laptop turned out to contain A LOT more than dick pics. Especially so when several media outlets claimed its mere existence was false and/or fake.
8:38 "cho" as "sho" in shovel and "pin" as "pen" in pen
So, "shuh-pen"?
@@V0idBreach yeah, something like that
20:30 Finally, someone pointed it out. Sex used to be considered akin to divinity before monotheistic religions ruined it for everybody. Think about it, you are creating life out of seemingly nothing. Indeed, our "primitive" ancestors didn't think that was something to be shunned.
Like with many things, Christians are actually the weirdos, but sssume it must be EVERYONE ELSE who is wrong
Whoa dude! They called you out for making an ad hominem attack, what're yo gonna do now? 4:42 Well, that was perfect. I wish I could make comebacks like that.
same
I’m on robins side about not liking corporations on Twitter, but the opera gx account is definitely an exception, the person running it is hilarious
17:08 - what a twist... XD
24:38 That's not even a photograph that's a screenshot from the movie birdbox you can find on google and then somebody watermarked it as if they have any rights to it whatsoever :') :')
We didn't "try this" (strap ourselves to a rocket like the Coyote) because there is no such company as Acme. If there were, at least one of us would have tried it.
lol "If you don't know what you want, I'm not gonna try to be it."
I knew a guy who had a plan for a restaurant where everything was the same price and the portions were adjusted to suit, someone pointed out that only guys would show up and he said "that's the plan".
She said, "Are you gonna ask me out?"
I replied, "No, door's over there - you can figure it out if you want to."
God I really love Americans, they are they most open trusting people you could meet. Seriously you meet a American forty five minutes later you're back at their place playing dominoes with his uncle and some old plant workers drinking terrible beer and having a whale of a time.
This very channel is an American riding both sides of the "you're jsut salty because you're not popular" argument, and complains about beign called dumb "just" for living there. Of course they act like present company is part of the "popular crowd" 100% the time because one time their niceness may pay off. Then they can always act unfair towards the outgroup like the vapid wordplays in this video.
@@sboinkthelegday3892I read this 3 times and still couldn't understand it
19:55 - Seriously. Some people will act like it's the individual American's fault for what's happening. like, dude, I'm doing the best I can in my corner of the world, just like you are. Don't blame me for things that are beyond my ability to control.
8:50
Sho-Pan. No clue if you'll see this, but every littlebit helps.
22:05
Vee-hee-ment-lee
25:05
random fact: the bunker in area 51 is a launch site for nuclear bombs
source: me
I mean... Kinda not surprised knowing both Dakotas are basically the same as well.
And it being an Airbase, 100% would house something to hoist a nuclear bomb or two