My Bahamas TRAVEL DISASTER
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 พ.ค. 2017
- Strap yourselves in for an adventure to a world of suffering, bureaucracy and engine failures.
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NOBODY FUCKING BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I SAW DAN HOWELL RUNNING THROUGH THE AIRPORT I WAS AT A FEW DAYS AGO I WAS SO CONFUSED AND I HAD A HEART ATTACK ALMOST BTW DAN IM HAVING A NICE HOLIDAY
alexander hamilton Hey Alexander Hamilton **severe wink wonks in motion**
ButteryToast75 Buttery my dads a historian
alexander hamilton IS NO ONE FREAKING OUT THAT THEY ACTUALLY FOUND A WILD DANIEL HOWELL?
Hayden Thompson He should have thrown his pokeball 😂
Hayden Thompson I AM
so the moral of the story : *never leave your house*
dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ lol wouldn't do that anyway
dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ room*
dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ now I'm thinking, wow I probably should've stayed inside my house
dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ instantly thought of tøp when I read ur comment
dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ IMPOSTER
Phil has the magical power to avoid awkward situations via making people fall in love with him.
Dan is a magnet for disaster.
A match made in hell.
yeah but what about those crazy people who phil have met
@@gangsteri-aine3122 "I aTTraCt CrAzY pEoPLE"
gangsteri-Aine They all fell in love with him
Tony Snacc honestly
Altho phil has an issue with animals attacking him
We're sorry.
-All of Your American Fans
Chloe Cagle yes I feel bad as an American this country is so messed up
True
I Feel Bad That ARE COUNTRY IS HORRIBLE
Yeah, America kinda sucks
Yeah we’re pretty scary.
At least you didn't spray deodorant into your eyes
zyrynn muncal Yeah, haha. What kind of *utter idiot* would spray deodorant in their own eye?
MusketWalrus i did yesterday by accident so me ;(
haha yeah i feel ya i used tigerbalm once and then scratch my eyes after,
i had to lay down with eye drops all day,it burned!
when everyone had fun in the sun!
i couldnt see...but i had to laugh how stupid i was:)
zyrynn muncal 😂😂😂
Done that before it hurts!
"Apparently tagging in the Bahamas and then in Diagon Alley within two hours confused some people,"
They probably assumed you Apparated.
BAHAHAHAHA YES
Daniel Nights XD
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
I was just thinking that oh my lord
900th like :)
Dan just say "I'm a british video blogger" and they'll be like "oh okay sounds professional"
Haha true that sounds fancy to us americans
also LOVE the username.. my whole grade has an inside joke about Vector
I was ur 1000th like n it was satisfying lol
Ella Franta ghhhug
i like your profilpic and name hahaha
or that he works for youtube
Why is Dan so unlucky? Like seriously I never hear stories like this from any other youtuber. Boi needs some lucky charms.
JACKSEPTICEYE GIVE HIM ONE OF YOUR GOLD COINS THAT YOU HIDE UNDER THE RAINBOW AND GIVE HIM LUCK!
Emi_Ze_OtakWhale POUND IT
Gabbie Hannah has a story about her running in an airport with a light saber and other stuff, she is unlucky too lol
get him a ‘marinette lucky charm’
Emi_Ze_OtakWhale obviously you haven't watched tanna mojuio
He did all this to stay with Phil and I can't even get a text back smh
dundelion relateable
SAME WTF
actually same
dundelion same
why is this me
Dan, running? Ha, you are rebranding Daniel
I believe it's a type of banan
Asha Forth no I think it's some type of nightmare...
Asha Forth you're gonna be so jealous but i don't do P.E :>>
What is a...fruit?
is that a new sweet?
Idk what it could be.... It sound's Interesting though...
Now i wanna know why phil and the guy were giggling
ladydoor
They were both named phil I think
Because phil is a sunshine so he can make anybody laugh
Because he's *PHIL*
Moral of the story, don’t judge people by there cover. A scary looking bald man could be nicer than a generic middle age woman
Ruby Tuesday Yesss
Does anyone else REALLY want to hear what Phil said to the bald guy?
Gus L. ME
YES
OMG YES
omg yes
YES
HE LITERALLY FLEW TO THE *BAHAMAS* SO HE COULD SPEND TIME WITH PHIL AND HIS FAMILY IM YELLING
danielle smith not "I'm crying"
Not "I'm screaming"
But *im yelling*
You're... crafting?
Don't cry, craft
danielle smith OMG IM FREAKING OUT NOW
FUCKKNG YODELING
"It's ya boy daniel here"
Hey demons, it's ya boi
😂😂😂
Oh ghouls, the bois are here!
*D A N I E L* here
This was 6 months ago 😱😭 Omg I swear it was like last week…
Stay for the peel porn Pls it's because he posts ONCE A FOOKIN MONTH.
We are all dying
I LOVE YOUR USER
Ramone Evans lmao I hope you’re being sarcastic
Wot.
You can see in his eyes what 7 years of TH-cam does to you
Small Sugg omg so true 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Small Sugg I
yup
*'muse - dead inside' plays quietly in the background*
OMG HE REPLIED
Dan... Dan, you're an 'Internet personality'. That's all you need to say bud.
Most people wouldn't know what that means.
If I were him I would just say I'm a comedian.
Entertainer
Zoogoo40
"Freelance comedian"
EXACTLY or like a freelance comedian
I'd say "short film maker" after all his videos do have some fun cut scenes and would explain the convention. Also, if you have a job other than doctor, lawyer or engineer dont talk with elder people with higher positions than you
Dan, next time someone asks what you do for a living, say you're a "short film director" ;D
13:48
uhhh
HEY YOU SHOULD OF HAD A MUFFIN!
Emmy McLaughlin pistachio muffin*
Emmy McLaughlin *have
I have a muffin right nowwwww
Tyla and Emmy *should of*
Get muff-inside me
*Are you questioning mah authoriteh?*
Yellow Diamond
Hanna Potter I immediately thought of Eric cartman when dan said that 😂
I'M GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT
he loved your comment. you're lucky
Hanna Potter ERIC CARTMAN IS THAT YOU
maybe the universe hates him because he's always questioning it
wow. plot twist
now I know why the universe hates me
Rain H 1k liker!!
...nobody cares...but still....
...hi
maybe he hates universe because it always questions him
@@ilkinpoland G E N I U S
“Having a pleasant f*cking bop.”
That skit of him dancing gets me every time.
my new whatsapp bio
Daniel, my man. When she asked about the three-day-stay-durance thing you could have literally said that you have meetings that involve your work after the convention ohmagaaaadddd, she would've n e v e r found out.
then he could've gotten arrested
Well at least you didn't nearly blind yourself again
Sean Whittaker same
too soon
Daniel Howell ; too soon indeed.
have you ever noticed how much Hairuhi looks like dan?
Daniel Howell its been 8 months
Dan flew to the Bahamas and back just to stay with Phil for a few days and I can't even get a text back
Phanic! At The disco stolen comment much
for a few days, he's literally been there for a solid month.
same
Phanic! At The disco wowee 1.5k likes in five hours, amazing
Phanic! At The disco same ....but I love your username
"me and phil have these professional working visas"
ummm actually its phil and i
phil's glabella
F*ck you
phil's glabella omg😂
fuck you
But it is! Don’t insult the grammarians. We WILL come for you. And we WILL find you.
it is a jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee what the person saiddddddd
It's ya boi....
[Dan]
Reanna II-// no
when she asked for a joke you should have said 'my life'
Emily P i thought he was gonna say it hahahah
*gets out of school away from all the assholes making jokes about him
*spends years gaining a loyal internet following
*following realises how easy it is to make fun of him and hes back where he started
*lol
Emily P I was laughing in class today and my teacher said something along the lines of 'if you're so funny then tell me a joke' and I said that. She wasn't amused😂
that's what I was thinking lol
GEEEE
ARe yoU QUEstIoNin Ma AUtrhOriTY!?!?!1!?!1?
i'm sure things would have worked out even better for me if i said that
Omggg hi
AUthoRiTeH*
Sorry, had to correct XD JK
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
nO KiTtY tHaTs a BaD KiTTeH
*jumpcut to dan with a dolphin head*
I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY RAMEN DANIEL
His curly hair is so cute.
WE NEED PHIL'S VERSION OF THIS
Omg yes XD
Adrija Kundu YEEEEA
His would probably be like:
The view was nice.
· Panic!AtTheFallØutPiløts · phil didnt go with dan dan went by himself
YES WE DO!
"aaaaahHHH yOU questioning mAAHHH AUTHORETEH???"
I love your username XD
I'm only questioning your objectivity, my Diamond
c'mon su reference!!!
When he plays the simply nail logical music that just cracked me up man 😂
Catcookielover when?
angel_rose810 yaasss holo queen will approve!!!
I approve
Daniel looks so..
Soft and neat.
AHHHH
damn you’re right
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT-
Will something like this happen to Dan again?
Probe-ably
Ava Whitaker
.... **slow clap**
Go home.
im _done_
+fivehead urie dun*
Fluffy Tutorials XDDD
Dan's travel experiences
Almost got blinded
Threw up everywhere for 24 hours
Now this.
Owl Nova Wait. when did he throw up?
Poptart Trash the time he went on a family holiday and got so sunburnt he spewed out a taxi. This is real.
Poptart Trash the video is called "the time I got sunstroke"
oh yeah huh! I remember now. thanks guys!
The time he nearly got impaled with a spear gun underwater on a family holiday
Every other youtuber: *plane gets delayed
My airport disaster
Daniel Howell:
Tells a story of being kicked out of America creating taxi war and then getting stranded in the Bahamas
"are you questioning my authority?" WAS THAT A STEVEN UNIVERSE REFERENCE
emo space pancake :/ Think it was South Park.
space pancake :/ "I'm questioning your objectivity, my, uh, airport person...?"
Yes?? iDk
I hope
South Park
I really want to hear Phil's side of this 😂
oh my god i never realized i wanted that so bad until now
Becky R bet you Phil's version is more calm
Becky R same
"So I told this guy a thicc joke and
oh what a thicc joke it was"
YES!
Dam looks like such a dad lately. Curly hair, colourful shirts and glasses. He lost the sort of teenage hatred of life and its quite refreshing
power: no longer human dam?
Rosie Cross he cusses so much we might as well call him a cuss word XD
power: no longer human he has finally reached a Nirvana where he is more comfortable and self-confident in himself than he has been in years. Possibly as far back as Hello Internet
power: no longer human ohno does this mean i'm attracted to a dad?
power: no longer human yeah~ and this is so awesome
dan:"i have to leave and re enter the usa and it turns out the bahamas-"
security guy?:"ah whatever mon take some sunscreen you need it"
dan:"oh ok (am i that pale?)"
This was posted the day before my birthday
No one cares but I found it cool
It's cool because he uploads, like, three times a year so you're lucky 😂😂
The universe doesnt hate you Daniel, its making sure you have content for vids
Sam Maciel I already commented that
I like that one that's funny 😂
I was about to comment the exact same...😂
but what about the Bible incident *dun dun DUN*
Sam Maciel lol
*"ARE YOU QUESTIONING MA AUTHORITEH"*
Skittle Trash I hope that people know that not all Americans sound Californian or southern
Skittle Trash Lmao
😂😂
Sounds like a line out of True Blood...
Skittle Trash I just liked this video and it went to 666, I knew I was Satan...
Hilarious. "Death Playlist."
I’ve been to the exact airport Dan was at least five times now. He wasn’t joking about the drum band and the margaritaville ads.
"gets a sunburn"
youtuber:
smøl acc NO WHY
smøl acc ??
smøl acc youtuber: I amost burned to death!!!/=!
smøl acc youtuber: I NEARLY BURNED TO DEATH
Mystical Dazzler eyyy we replied the same thing
Phil: tell me a joke
Dan: my life
Phil: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sips tea mmmm
Dan: depression
Dan: * Start awkward laugh *
Oh my god this is hilarious sdfgjdfjmhnjm :D fghj thank you! lolhjklşvbnmdfg
trashy michelle true... But very relatable
Sameee
i watched dan growing up (teens) and i always wondered why he was “unlucky” with life encounters… i’m in my 20s now and i finally understood what he meant lol. sometimes the things that happened in my life can be a big fking joke sometimes 😭 the rewatchability of dan’s old videos makes me feel less alone and miserable
Wow his American accent has improved
Ender Pigs true tbh
as an american im sorry our customs are so fuckin scary
Cabochon accurate. Really accurate.
Cabochon I dunno I my experience was similar to Phil's, 30 seconds a quick laugh and done.
Yeah . .
Your profile pic is Dave Strider I just found my brethren
YOU'RE DAVE STRIDER, RIGHT?? HII
"US immigration is a disaster", Daniel hon, the US is a disaster.
Essie M
So true. A few weeks ago I left the country and reentered and it took for bloody ever. Though, the security leaving the country took longer than entering it.
Unfortunatpey
Unfortunately
Pretty much
I live there and you're so right
This. This is why I watch Dan. He's such a good storyteller! 😂
Him have a pleasant fucking bop is hilarious
dan: *causes taxi civil war in the bahamas*
Now I HAVE to hear phils side of this story
YES
Cream Cheese SAME
Cream Cheese YES
Cream Cheese omg yes
SAME
'a middle aged woman who looked like generic mum'
*never underestimate the karens*
"Tell me a joke"
Me: My life
"some weird stuff on the internet."
*whisk flashback intensifies*
Celestia Kinley OH GOD YOU WENT THERE
Celestia Kinley _Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub…_
Tishitha :3. milk fic still haunts me
OH GOD NO PLZ NO
Celestia Kinley Looks at likes, in mind:. so close to 666
"pretty bloody good right" you're so british i'm tearing up
lucie lester same
lucie lester *cri*
me at "I had a little sick in my mouth "
420 likes
Kristen Davis ;)))))
HE FLEW TO THE *BAHAMAS* SO THAT HE COULD SPEND TIME WITH *PHIL AND HIS FAMILY* IM *YODELING*
_YODELING_
eqxobsessed :x *YODELING*
*yodeling* *pickle*
EEWWWWW EWW UR SO GROSS BY "Y0DA-Iing" im suing u
@@lqu are you alright
Dan has the power to make a basic sounding story into a brilliant novel
He's gone from emo to grandma
i love it
Aria G. I mean haven't we all though?
squiggle k I went from emo to hipster trash to grandma
Aria G. I went from grandma to super grandma...
he's meh loveleh emoh grandmah
Does anyone else remember "Reasons Why Dan's A Fail?"
Brian Sweeney (yay)
Didn't one of the videos say that when he contemplated the idea that he could die, one thing was a plane crash
Brian Sweeney one of my fave things
Yes!!😩
Brian Sweeney yay n_n
This was uploaded in May 2017... this feels like last week we’re all dying...
i think abt this video at least once a year
THIS is why you don't separate Dan and Phil
JasmineDoesRocketScience - yyyeeeeeesss
True
JasmineDoesRocketScience true
*Daniel
true
He isn't kidding about our immigration check. Regular security at the airport is just as terrifying.
Or emigration (I don't know what he said)
Oh, Applesauce you were right with immigration. Emigration is when you're leaving a country
True that. Every time I go to the airport, I believe I did something wrong and was gonna be caught for something I didn't do but then I pass through it fine and wonder why I was so worried......
Oh, Applesauce one time when I was going through US customs I got asked if I had ever been refused admitace to be US before I got worried that I was going to be refused at that point.
Oh, Applesauce ever heard of canadian border control It's literal hell
"The Universe is not yet done with me" LMFAO!!
That skit of Dan dancing in the line at 8:07 gets me every single time!
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm an entertainer - I make comedy skits and put them on TH-cam"
The easiest way to explain and you probably won't get the weird questions 😂
Lauren Harte you probably just saved this mans how do you feel
Hannah Wolfe yeah
Hannah Wolfe lol I was not expecting any likes or replies I'm a little confused rn 😂
'Entertainer' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Anonymous Otaku yes he "entertains" me 👅
Bahamadramas
Kit Kat Quarter I live in the Bahamas but not on that island
Kit Kat Quarter ba dum tsss
Badramahamas
Bahamallamadramas.
lmao sorry
BahamaDramaLlama
Just say *social media marketing*
Speakingoutloud Sounds SNazzehhh
I feel like his favorite phrase is
*”Strap yourselves in”*
Wonder who he murdered in a past life to rack up all this bad karma
Sara Aldrich Probably another version of himself since he's so dead inside
Sara Aldrich that's not bad karma, he is just a little bit luzer
Probably an alien considering how much he talked about probing
He was probably Kira in his past life (Death note)
Ok..ok.. just kidding Probably another version of himself ..That explains why he is so dead inside
•I Breath Coffee• so.. himself? That went darker than I expected
dan: 'airport'
me: *GETS A FUCKING AIRPORT AD THE SECOND AFTER*
literally what the heck
tags...
His pleasant fucking bop dance. Please. Oh my god
“Having a pleasant fucking bop for ten minutes” LMAOO
i'm just relieved that "hello internet" didn't get burned in the rebrand
madi m - yes, thank god
oh i should clarify: i meant the intro to the video! like, dan still starts this vid by waving his hand and saying "hello internet" whoops
I think everyone looks possessed in their passport photo.
Bea Leedom well yeah I sure do too so you must be right 😂
I'm possessed either way ?
Bea Leedom TAEHYUNG
Bea Leedom except for taehyung probably
I got told I looked really scared in my passport photo 😂😂
The chair in Dan's room has a butt :'D
What happened:
Flight to Bahamas gets delayed
You tuber;
My Bahamas TRAVEL DISASTER
Snails Hwoewll Dan wouldn’t do such a thing
"why does the universe hate me?"
It doesn't hate you, it gives you content for your videos.
i swear to god this is genius lmfao
THAT
and makes his life un uneventful
Mrwa Daif thanks
IntrovertedDarkness 802 true true
And ways to mess with his stalkers lol
Is Dan becoming a storytime youtuber?
bc i ain't complaining
Rebecca nice profile pic |-/ and same XD
|-/ AYE FREN
Rebecca I
he's been doing it for so long tho....his Reasons Why Dan's A Fail series has made me a fan of him
|-/
I think one of the best responses I've ever heard about comedians being awkwardly asked to tell a joke out of nowhere is to tell the person asking that you can't give them a free performance and they'll have to come to your show/watch your videos. Fairly graceful exit, and they're going to move you along because 9/10 they don't want to hear about your show.
I just realized that if you lived in spain, people would call you Dani, yes DANI
Miss 53 snot on fire
This boi is looking so pretty, soft and floral, I cri.
He is so aesthetic,
All I can be is pathetic.
maybe manasi what a beautiful poem
I love this
maybe manasi accurate
maybe manasi I liek to craft instead of cry.
maybe manasi Maybe a little soft and neat
YOUR NEW ICON AND BANNER I'M WHEEZING
Spencer J
ME TOO
SAME
SAME OMFG AHHHH I'M SCREAMING
Spencer J AHHH CHANGE!!! CHANGE IT BACK!!!
Spencer J I choked on my cookie when I saw that 😂😂😂
this is my ultimate comfort video for some reason.....
*taxi civil war*
Dan : I've looked at wierd things on the Internet
me : whisk
xx_Azaria _xx I wish I could like this 500 times
Grace Whitten same
I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom omg ur username is fucking awesome 👏
xx_Azaria _xx?
xx_Azaria _xx I watched that video
I wish I hadn't
It comes in my thoughts at the worst times ;-;
whilst trying to catch the flight....he *raniel*
ok dalynn this comment ❤
ok dalynn leave
ok dalynn IM SQUEAKING
ok dalynn there is a door... walk out.
ok dalynn Hey I'll just show u towards the exit
“Pleasant fucking bop” 🤣🤣so posh but so not
Dear Universe,
STOP HURTING DAN!!!!! JESUS!!!!! HE'S SO PRECIOUS!!!!! COME ON HOW COULD YOU HURT SUCH AN AMAZING CREATURE??????
*_I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOUR BLOOD-LINE_*
yo internet, it's your boy *[DANIEL]* here.
character development
im chokinf
thats how my bff would talk lol no offence I guess
Lady:Tell me a joke
Dan: your president
Lady: touché
And Dan was never allowed in the US again...
If she lived in the south she would've hated that joke lmao
this is my dan comfort video heyyy
i remember the “where in the world is dan howell” memes