I mean... I did once fall over in the hallway and think the person looming over me was a home intruder and not my sister I've lived with my entire life (yes this did cause my concussed, salt deficient self to try to kick at her from the floor. I'm told it was hilarious)
Half naked Dan runs in to save Phil and finds out that Phil is on the floor who had just fainted and he wanted toast more than anything You guys are a living sit com, I swear
Neither Dan nor Phil makes any sense in the beginning. Phil: *falls* Phil: "Dan doesn't exist, so I'm gonna die. That's fine, but will my ghost (wearing emoji PJ's) haunt my least favorite room in my house? Oh, wait. Dan actually does exist!" Phil: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllpppppp! I fell over!!!!!" Dan: "OMG!!! HE FELL!!! THAT MEANS THERE'S A HOME INTRUDER!!!!!!" Dan: "I know! I know! I'll fight the intruder with a pillow!" Phil: "Toast." Dan: "Hospital."
I laughed too hard at that point, PHIIIIIL😂😂😂 he's such a unique and marvelous person, i swear, also i can imagine Dan going like "but phil... you literally fain- you know what, ok, whatever" and Dan on his head "what ever the king wants, it is what he will get"
Just the mental image of Dan in his underwear with a pillow as his choice of weapon looking down at Phil lying on the bathroom floor in his emoji pyjama is the funniest thing ever
his head was fuzzy. he didn’t know what was going on, his eyes seemed to delay movement. _is this is,_ he thought. _is this how it ends?_ The room was small, and the dim light seemed to be blinding to him. Suddenly, his vision went black and the next thing he knew, he was on the floor. He called for Dan and he rushed in, concerned about his best friend. _This can’t be the end,_ he thought in a panic. Then suddenly, a new thought echoed through his head. *t o a s t*
@@emotea7843 sorry that we think similarly? clearly our humour is on par without each other. i popped in, watched the video, and commented, I'm surprised as you are my dude ✌
Ineke it could have been. migraines arent the same for everyone and they can cause a lot of different medical complications that can go along with it, such as a vasovagal attack.
squishedtitties see this is the funniest one because you used /italics/ and *bold* and uPPer caSe anD lOwEr cASe letters. so nice job! edit - i don’t know how to make italics..
He reminds me of myself Me: *Tears ligaments in my foot* My fam: Maybe you should go to the doctor? Me: Yeah I can totally work in a factory for the coming 3 weeks!
me tho tbh like id be on the brink of death and my best friend would walk in and be "ah shit you ok? we need to go to the hospt.." me: "no bush get me toast"
dan: should I call an ambulance? phil’s brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it phil: t o a s t.
i once sliced my ass in the bath (long story), and my sister did the same thing even tho i was sobbin (i think she just thought i wanted to show her a meme or something akjsdgkjasbd)
They probably had you walk in a straight line and bop your nose to make sure you didn't have a concussion. You typically have a hard time touching your nose if you have one :) As a side note, when I had a CT scan and MRI last year, I asked them to play pop too, and whatever they played was definitely not pop haha.
Idk, if I had a roommate I would want to kinda haunt them but in a cool way. Like instead of being a jerk and open cabinets and stuff, I would make sure they know that the pizza rolls are ready.
phil: *faints* phil’s brain: alrighty folks, it was nice knowing you. my time has come. phil: *regains consciousness* phil: dAaAAAAAaAaaAaAn!! dan: *comes upstairs with attack pillow* a-are you okay?? phil: *_t o a s t_*
WELL THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST SO POUR THE CHAMPAGNE POUR THE CHAMPAGNE,,,,,, AGAAAAIIIINNN I CHIMED IN, HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR NO
The acceptance of death always comes with such stupid thoughts. For me it was "oh god what photo of me will they use for the news report" For phil, it was the dread of haunting the ugliest room
I almost passed out between two quarters of a sports game after an injury but I thought I was dying, and all I could think was about how when they got off the field after this quarter they'd just find me dead on the floor and how embarrassing that would be as a way to die!
I had a mini-stroke and when I realized that’s what was happening I didn’t go to hospital, I just hoped it would go away because I was worried because I was going to miss class and work
once i thought i was gonna die because i drank the entire thing of milk, and that is a lot of milk for anyone to drink, but i am quite a small person, mind you so it would not take much milk to kill me. anyway the thoughts that were most prominent in the moment were "what a stupid, yet hilarious and ironic way to die" and "oh lord if there is an afterlife will they have minecraft?!!"
_but imagine being woken up at 5am to discover your friend on the bathroom floor wanting toast from you_ Phil: I've fallen and i can't get up! Dan: oh dear god are u ok should i call the- Phil: _only the sweet taste of bread can help me now_
Hearing a housemate say they've fallen is the SCARIEST SHIT. Because usually if someone falls and they're fine, they'll get back up, but if they feel the need to call out to you? They are NOT FINE AND SHIT IS SERIOUS. Time to pull out all the first aid knowledge you've ever seen in movies and t.v. and be the fumbling hero. And get toast.
"could have had a side effect of hyperactivity but they just made me really sleepy" i'm so convinced that phil has adhd because of everything about him but also bc medications having opposite effects from what they usually do to people (specifically the effects on metabolism, ie adhd meds are all stimulants) is such a common experience for people with adhd
The bread thing was funny but honestly that was just your body telling you to consume some fast carbs asap to get those values up. Please take care of yourself Phil. You were just on tour for half a year, don't overwork yourself. Take a break.
10:53 I looked up “miru” and found many interesting things, but my favorite by far is this: “mirus” is a Latin word that means “miracle”. You’re a gift, Phil. 💕
Tainted Toxic I'm dying XD You made my day and yes,I heard this in his voice too because this is such an accurate line that he definitely would say! XD
8:25 if you have had a stroke or some kind of brain damage, it can affect your movement and you literally just dont walk in a straight line, you veer to the side. Nose tapping is to make sure you still have all of your coordination and nothing has been inmediately damaged there
Yup it's to do with proprioception, if everything's working fine your hand will know where your nose is, if not you'll be able to touch your face but it won't quite be your nose
I live in the US and literally for 15 seconds I was like ‘I wonder where Dan and Phil get such good healthcare from since they’re youtubers’ and then oh... we should really get on using a public system here too.
the one time i legitimately thought i was about to die i was in a car and the radio was on and the only thing i could think about was “so the last song i’m going to hear is despacito??”
Sofiswatchingyoutubers I was on the rock n roller coaster once (on the track just about to go up, not on the ACTUAL roller coaster) and my belt came loose so my sister started yelling for the assistant but all I could think about was the fact that I was about to die to the crocodile rock
don't stay in situations stressful like that or you'll end up with fibromyalgia like me. my body was like "pls stop the stress" and I was like NO and my body was like "well fine imma hold my breath"
dan: omg phil are you oka-
phil: _toast_
dan: wh- what?
phil: *_t o a s t_*
100% true
*picks nose*
_Got some big stuff in there_
When dan and phil crafts leaks into their everyday life
𝘵 𝘰 𝘢 𝘴 𝘵
Phil: Dan dANNN dannnn DANNNNN
Dan: wOt
Phil: I fELl oVEr
Dan: WHAT THEF
Phil: töast
You have 666 likes and I really dont wanna ruin it
It’s @ 825 now, I think you can like it
töâśt
F*cking love your username
@@greentea4617 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 666 lmao
phil's brain: i think we're dying
phil: *t o A s T ?*
remma grace *m O o D*
but thats me XD
Same though
Hallucinating and I want toast
“ dan Dan,”
“Wot?”
“ fell over”
ultimate waifu “WHAT THE FUCK”
*T 0 @ S T*
phil: *faints, is lying on the ground unable to get up*
dan: wtf?! are you ok?
phil: t-to-
dan: ?
phil: t o a s t
i read that with his northern accent lol
Lol
*Phil thinks he’s gonna die*
*Phils brain: T O A S T*
* Phil
* Phil's
"Phill"
"Phills"
Im NSKLSLDLG
*PHILL*
LMAO SKSKKS
Wįnter Røse D A N I D E S I R E T O S T
Also omg thank you for so many likes and thanks Phil for liking my comment I’m flipping out lmao
Dan and Phil: “why does Phil always die in the fanfics???”
Phil: *toast*
like number check
nice profile pic
Unus Unus Unus Unus
@@shork4759 unus unus
u n u s u n u s
Phil: *becomes fainting goat*
Phil’s brain: *toasty time*
*ghost
after 7 years of living with dan, phil remembered he didn’t live alone
Lol. I did something similar yesterday. I forgot about my sister and for a second I thought I was an only child!
@@romystella7195 My mother once told my sister very siriously that she had no sister. Seems like I'm not existing xD
Pat Black omg that’s so sad!
ella *Despacito play alexa*
I mean... I did once fall over in the hallway and think the person looming over me was a home intruder and not my sister I've lived with my entire life (yes this did cause my concussed, salt deficient self to try to kick at her from the floor. I'm told it was hilarious)
Dan: U OK??! HOW DID U FALL?? WHAT HAPPE- Phil: toast mate. Gimme toast
as a med student.. phil has such a nice brain that mri was satisfying af
Aarzoo Bhatia this comment if fucking crazy i love kt
People who like brains:
Med students and zombies
send brain pics
what what does that mean?? what are the features of a nice brain
I can say with 100% confidence that I never thought I'd read this kind of comment lol
98% of the comments are *toast*
98% of phil's brain was toast too
You added to that 98%, be proud.
Idk I mean, toast is pretty nice.
Kalinka literally all the comments are toast
You're not wrong 🤣😂
this is so sad dan make some toast
Brutal Kiri under appreciated comment
ISJSKSKS
ok im deadd
OMG YES
This is the equivalent of “that’s so sad, Alexa play despacito”
Phil: faints
Also Phil: lets get this bread
let's take this toast SKSKSK
ARRMMYYYYYYY 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Obtain the grain
@@mayasavoie-ohara6551 retrieve the roll
@@MMoKatC Yeet the wheat
Dan and phil are a living comedy show. Phil fainted and Dan came in his underwear with a pillow and phil just wanted toast. ????
Lucie Reeves it’s not comedy if enough of us do this irl 🤧✊🏼
Phil: **faints and could possibly be pregnant with an alien child or on the verge of death**
Also Phil: toast
Half naked Dan runs in to save Phil and finds out that Phil is on the floor who had just fainted and he wanted toast more than anything
You guys are a living sit com, I swear
Holy crap they totally do
My thoughts exactly akjsbsjsa
not to mention Dan's chosen weapon was his *pillow*
I've been saying that for years. Lol
That’s
Our
Dan
phil; *faints*
dan; oh my god phil are you okay? do we needa go to the hospital?
phil; no, i need 𝘵𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘵
🍞🍞🍞
*toast*
get some rest, tall child! you can't keep burning the candle at both ends!
lonely moonlight I really appreciate this reference ❤️
+
10/10 reference.
You. You're cool.
But oh, what beautiful light it gives.
Just a reference, I want Philly to be healthy, bye.
Is dying
*T 0 s t t y m e*
Every time is toast time
I read that in my mind in a northern accent
*Why though-*
Phil: Dan! DAAN! DAAAAAANNNN!!!
Dan: wut?
Phil: I fell over
Dan: What the *Y E E*
phil trash no2 bc dan stole my rank
Dan: well do ya need anything?
Phil: a good slice of toast will do
Dan: M’kay?
@@Luna-cm6im if i was phil i honestly would of wanted toast too, but maybe sum LÖÖPS too
why does this have so many likes it's not even funny wtf thank u so much tho
Without the protection of an emo fringe, Phil's head is vulnerable...
Yunn Nan WHY DID THIS MAKE ME SO SAD?
Yunn Nan I love this comment more than I love myself
LMAO
Best coment everr
Omg😂😂😂
**feeling like i'm about to die**
TOAST
of course haha, can't miss a video
Toast is a gift to the universe
Pretty.Odd is one of my favorite Panic! albums, it's *is* a huge bop.
Phil is sooooooooooooooooo hot with the new hair
I'm pretty sure your user name is a verse from the Bible. I live by that name religiously
Neither Dan nor Phil makes any sense in the beginning.
Phil: *falls*
Phil: "Dan doesn't exist, so I'm gonna die. That's fine, but will my ghost (wearing emoji PJ's) haunt my least favorite room in my house? Oh, wait. Dan actually does exist!"
Phil: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllpppppp! I fell over!!!!!"
Dan: "OMG!!! HE FELL!!! THAT MEANS THERE'S A HOME INTRUDER!!!!!!"
Dan: "I know! I know! I'll fight the intruder with a pillow!"
Phil: "Toast."
Dan: "Hospital."
i mean, to be fair, it was like 5 in the morning xD
Tipical dan and phil behaviour tbh
You shouldn't go to the hospital hungry
I can just hear that “WOT?” from Dan 😂😂
Bri Vitelli Phil’s impression of him is SPOT ON i love it 😂
Same XD
phil: *faints, is lying on the ground unable to move*
phil: *gets some toast and goes back to sleep*
Omg that's me
Christina T I’ve never related to him so much LOL
Dan using a pillow as a defense mechanism is a mood
me at my problems
Phil: faints
Dan: *a responsible human and asks if he should get and ambulance
Phil: who needs a doctor when you have toast
A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away
phil: *faints*
dan, freaking out: omg what happened are you ok do you need anything
phil: *hhhnnnnggg toast*
some fanfics are more realistic than this
same tbh
I laughed too hard at that point, PHIIIIIL😂😂😂 he's such a unique and marvelous person, i swear, also i can imagine Dan going like "but phil... you literally fain- you know what, ok, whatever" and Dan on his head "what ever the king wants, it is what he will get"
moOD.
this is so funny.
Dan: *wOt*
Phil: *I NEED TOAST DAN*
So this is just a mood
*It'S JuST a PHaSe*
i read this in their voices. is there something wrong with me?
Just the mental image of Dan in his underwear with a pillow as his choice of weapon looking down at Phil lying on the bathroom floor in his emoji pyjama is the funniest thing ever
卌Jana SOMEONE MAKE DANART OF THIS XD
Lol I meant to say fanart but that was quite an ironic typo so imma leave it
卌Jana Tbh,the most Dan and Phil thing ever😂
I've never had so many likes on a coment, i feel like I've finally accomplished something in my life
卌Jana good job,so proud
his head was fuzzy. he didn’t know what was going on, his eyes seemed to delay movement. _is this is,_ he thought. _is this how it ends?_ The room was small, and the dim light seemed to be blinding to him. Suddenly, his vision went black and the next thing he knew, he was on the floor. He called for Dan and he rushed in, concerned about his best friend. _This can’t be the end,_ he thought in a panic. Then suddenly, a new thought echoed through his head.
*t o a s t*
Migraine
It’s like those doctor who episodes where they regenerate and then want food
phil: *faints, is lying on the ground unable to move*
phil: e m o j i p a j a m a s
Christina T t o a s t
phil: *faints*
phil: “ *get the toast* ”
let’s get this bread
let’s get this bread
Haha me
I always knew Phil was secretly a fainting goat-
I just searched that up and it literally (lol) made my day
the goat liked ur comment
@@emotea7843 sorry that we think similarly? clearly our humour is on par without each other. i popped in, watched the video, and commented, I'm surprised as you are my dude ✌
"an mri scan which is like the evolved pokemon of a ct scan"
Why is that the most accurate description of an mri machine I've ever heard
dan: phil are you okay?!
phil: toast
dan: what?
phil: *t o a s t*
Klance is canon king
@@chloejoy10 *wE hAd A bOnDiNg MoMeNt*
KeItH
I read this backwards...
It's kinda funny XD
Yep
Dan just sleepily saying "wOt" to Phil screaming his name at five in the morning is a mood.
honestly 😂
Biggest mood!!
And when Phil imitated him it was sooo cute
I don't want to be cringey, but this is the most likes I've ever gotten and I'm shook. 😂
I
Phil: falls over, has a serious migraine, and has weird vision
Phil's brain: *mmmm toast*
Its not a migraine
I mean me too, Phil
Migraines are different from "regular" headaches :) Phil might have had a migrane attack for sure tho
Ineke it could have been. migraines arent the same for everyone and they can cause a lot of different medical complications that can go along with it, such as a vasovagal attack.
Mikayla Akre no its
Phil: falls over
Phil: I’VE FALLEN ANS I CANT GET UP!
dan: oh my god are you okay? do you need an ambulance?
phil: *t o a s t*
Dan: omg are u ok?!
Phil: get me toast
666th like 😌
This calls for a toast
(So pour the champagne)
this is why you always die in the fanfics
I love you 😂
Stop hurting me
Dude the first fanfic i read about them Dan died oh crap xd
In the first one I read Phil moved out and Dan killed himself so
Jesus christ
Xavier Aiston okay same tho
Dan helping Phil even tho he's in his underwear holding a pillow is a mood
I'm imagining Vincent from Catherine
Like I AM HERE TO HELP and I also want to sleep
i have to get to school in 10 minutes but fuck this and i'll watch this videos-
I feel like the reason he had a pillow was to cover his crotch in case there was a burglar
@@Home-body That was my exact image! XD
Faints 2 times and wakes uo on the floor:
wEll tHIs caLLs fOR a tOaST
So pour the champagne
I kind of understand he really wanted toast after he fainted cuz once i fainted and after i got a really weird craving for nuggets
Phil:DAAAAANNNN×10
Dan:whAt
Phil:I fell
Dan: *runs in holding attack pillow* arE YOU OKAY??
Phil:toast
Dan:wha-
Phil: toAST
Sophia ??? Attack pillow lmao
I'm crying 🤣
Lol
Phil to dan in the middle of the night: mooommmm I threw uuuuppp
That's it. That's the video
phil: *faints*
dan: oMG WE NeEd tO Go TO tHe HOsPitAl-
phil: hhhhhn _toast_
squishedtitties see this is the funniest one because you used /italics/ and *bold* and uPPer caSe anD lOwEr cASe letters.
so nice job!
edit - i don’t know how to make italics..
He reminds me of myself
Me: *Tears ligaments in my foot*
My fam: Maybe you should go to the doctor?
Me: Yeah I can totally work in a factory for the coming 3 weeks!
@@logannlovesrestoration _really?_
my moods
Is it weird that I read that in Dan and Phil's voice?
I'm glad you are feeling better now phil! I hope I am more than an npc in ur life story
KickThePj skskk i love you
awww supportive Peej has arrived!!
iluvu pj
That's deep man
Awwweee
"I'm about to die, I need TOAST"
British. You could tell without even seeing him.
Tbh when i fainted i wanted nuggets
Phil: dan help I've fell
Dan: omh do you need to go to the ho-
Phil: _get me toast_
me tho tbh
like id be on the brink of death and my best friend would walk in and be
"ah shit you ok? we need to go to the hospt.."
me: "no bush get me toast"
I THOUGHT I HAD COMMENTED THIS FOR A SECOND AKSNUWNSBWBSNS
lol
@@kailussier2288 LMAOO HELLO SIBLING
phil lying on his back in a machine listening to angry rap music in a hospital is not something i would have ever imagined happening
neither did Phil :D
Every phanfic writer is shook
dan: should I call an ambulance?
phil’s brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
phil: t o a s t.
i once sliced my ass in the bath (long story), and my sister did the same thing even tho i was sobbin (i think she just thought i wanted to show her a meme or something akjsdgkjasbd)
i don't like it when people say toast, it's the name of my dead pet.
Strawberry Sweets well that got depressing fast. I’m sorry for your loss.
@@strawberrysweets_ toast
Lol
Phil: *dAaAaAN I FELL*
Dan: *bItCH tF YoU gOoD*
-phil;I need to go to the ER-
Phil: *tOaSt*
HOW DO I LIKE THIS MORE THEN ONCE I LOVE YOU
@@iloveadamstanheight IDK BUT THANK YOU
they're like a living sitcom i swear ^
Take care of yourself ya big boof we love u sm
"big boof" aW
I thought you said "ya big boob"
“big boof” UWU
I thought that said "big oof"
t amo hijo
Dan coming to Phil’s rescue with a pillow and in his underwear and Phil asking for toast after he fainted is a new level of Dan & Phil-ness
"If it was serious I would be dead by now-" my entire life moto
😂😂
😂😂😂 ssaammmeee
They probably had you walk in a straight line and bop your nose to make sure you didn't have a concussion. You typically have a hard time touching your nose if you have one :)
As a side note, when I had a CT scan and MRI last year, I asked them to play pop too, and whatever they played was definitely not pop haha.
I misread this as having a hard time touching your nose if you have a nose
or to make sure he didn’t have a stroke either probably, also lmao idk why hospitals have such a hard time figuring out what pop music is
Only Phil would worry about his ghost state before worrying about calling an ambulance
tbh i would too
Anna Tiger LMAO!
I was the 1000th like it it was bloody satisfying
Idk, if I had a roommate I would want to kinda haunt them but in a cool way. Like instead of being a jerk and open cabinets and stuff, I would make sure they know that the pizza rolls are ready.
‘If it was something serious I would probably be dead by now’ -Phil Lester 2018
People at my depression. Little did they know... 😂
phil: I think I'm dying
also phil: let's get this bread
time to yeet the yeast
AAHAHAJSJSKSK
let’s finagle this bagel
omfg
😂😂😂 I laughed way too hard at this omg
phil: *faints*
phil’s brain: alrighty folks, it was nice knowing you. my time has come.
phil: *regains consciousness*
phil: dAaAAAAAaAaaAaAn!!
dan: *comes upstairs with attack pillow* a-are you okay??
phil: *_t o a s t_*
Love attack pillow
*looking at a brain* “It looks more like a brain than I thought it would...”
- Phil Lester 2k18
omg yesssss
i mean he's right though.
That’s the healthiest brain I’ve ever seen as a med student I’m turned on
Mirel x ummmmmmmmmmmmm. Ok.
Stop 😑
*good. that's how we know you'll be passionate about studying.*
odd flex, but ok
i LoVe yOu
we stan the most effective medicine approved by phil lester: *toast.*
taetaekookie *screams* tOoOoooOoOOAAAaAaAAaAaAaSSsSSsSsSSsSSSTtTt
Bread Genie 💜
ABRATASAS AND CREAM yes.
taetaekookie i love toast already so now i have an excuse for eating it all the time
TwentyØneDunTylers -_- lmao mood. when you're on a carb diet and can't eat toast 😔😔
Why is everyone freaking out about toast When Phil literally just said Dan came to rescue him in his underwear with a pillow in his hand
Yeah and I think that pillow was dans choice of weapon if there was an intruder 😂😂 but it was cute and awesome that dan came to the rescue ♥️♥️
he protecc
he attac
but most importantly
he fell on his knee cap
No dan
I’m fine
I just
Need
Toast
Phil: *faints*
Also Phil: well this calls for a toast
I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR
ITS MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KIND OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY
WELL THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST SO POUR THE CHAMPAGNE POUR THE CHAMPAGNE,,,,,, AGAAAAIIIINNN I CHIMED IN, HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR NO
OH WELL IN FACT
I MEAN LOOK AT IT THIS WAY I MEAN TECHNICALLY MY LIFE IS SAVED
SO THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST
SO POUR THE TEA-A POUR THE TEA-A
98% of the comments: toast
1.9% of the comments: him dying in the fanfics
0.1% of the comments: Phil’s brain looks nice
And people diagnosing him and freaking out over Dan’s parts in the story.
JamaicanRain yes that too
*Did you know 42% of statistics are made up on the spot?*
The acceptance of death always comes with such stupid thoughts. For me it was "oh god what photo of me will they use for the news report"
For phil, it was the dread of haunting the ugliest room
I almost passed out between two quarters of a sports game after an injury but I thought I was dying, and all I could think was about how when they got off the field after this quarter they'd just find me dead on the floor and how embarrassing that would be as a way to die!
I had a mini-stroke and when I realized that’s what was happening I didn’t go to hospital, I just hoped it would go away because I was worried because I was going to miss class and work
Also, emoji PJ pants.
once i thought i was gonna die because i drank the entire thing of milk, and that is a lot of milk for anyone to drink, but i am quite a small person, mind you so it would not take much milk to kill me. anyway the thoughts that were most prominent in the moment were "what a stupid, yet hilarious and ironic way to die" and "oh lord if there is an afterlife will they have minecraft?!!"
evie good lord the WHOLE CONTAINER? what a champ
_but imagine being woken up at 5am to discover your friend on the bathroom floor wanting toast from you_
Phil: I've fallen and i can't get up!
Dan: oh dear god are u ok should i call the-
Phil: _only the sweet taste of bread can help me now_
kooketh-shooketh_imdone me
kooketh-shooketh_imdone your comment and your username just made my day
This is me 24/7
Phil: lets get this bREaD!
i'm wheezing
phil: "am i dying?"
also phil: "lets get this bread"
You win the internet
@@leanicole2853 i feel honored
Hearing a housemate say they've fallen is the SCARIEST SHIT. Because usually if someone falls and they're fine, they'll get back up, but if they feel the need to call out to you? They are NOT FINE AND SHIT IS SERIOUS. Time to pull out all the first aid knowledge you've ever seen in movies and t.v. and be the fumbling hero.
And get toast.
'If it were something serious I'd probably be dead by now' same
S a m e
Ivy me ignoring my mental health lmao
Dan: *runs into the bathroom clutching a pillow* Wtf, are you okay?!
Phil: T-
Dan: Wot?
Phil: *TOAST!*
The way dan says "what" just makes this a million times better
i WAS SO WORRIED
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Phil: T Ö Å S T
T Ø Æ Š T
*drama*
Phil:"pause for dramatic effect"
*drama **_intensifies_*
Ok the editing
sunsbookishgamesx yes I’m not the only one
Swear to god i see your comments all the time
What about it
/intense final cut editing/
You again rip 🙄
*_Dan I don't feel so good_*
pansexual! at the disco u kno wOt m8
Dhffhredrg
pansexual! at the disco I wanna like this so bad but it’s at 69 so here’s my like ❤️
*(fades away)*
NO
"could have had a side effect of hyperactivity but they just made me really sleepy" i'm so convinced that phil has adhd because of everything about him but also bc medications having opposite effects from what they usually do to people (specifically the effects on metabolism, ie adhd meds are all stimulants) is such a common experience for people with adhd
literally that was my exact thought too
Phil mocking Dan’s “WOT” gives me life and meaning and purpose
Ikr it was so accurate
Roberta Nimrod I was shook
It cured my depression... kind of. 😂
Gökşin Aslı Bozkurt NDKSNSKS “KIND OF”
The bread thing was funny but honestly that was just your body telling you to consume some fast carbs asap to get those values up. Please take care of yourself Phil. You were just on tour for half a year, don't overwork yourself. Take a break.
Erika Grape EXACTLY
I was a nurse and coming to say this exact thing.
TAKE A BREAK AND GEEET AWAAAAAY
someone pls get this reference or this will just be awkward
rUN AWAY WITH US FOR THE SUMMER LETS GO UPSTATE
@@kittennature thank u frend
"thankfully not at the same time" IM SCREAMING
SAME
I love how Dan was so worried, but then Phil just says.....
*Toast*
Good job Phil.
Ik but it is cute that dan came to the rescue ♥️
thanks for putting that important detail that Dan was in in underwear when he found you.
That was me for the duration of the video
*THERE IS A PHIL*
_LOOSE_
*IN THE HOSPITAL*
Savannah Benzedrine YESSSSSSSSSS
Savannah Benzedrine "Here's a person who's seen a bird in an airport."
GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT SHIT
THIS IS A H O R S E
LOOSE IN A H O S P I T A L
the worst days are when you don’t hear from the phil at all
thats what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking phil
@@hokayso4530 Too far.
Phil: * dies *
Also Phil:
*t o r s t*
(2023 edit bc i found this again. we were so cringe back then aww
XxKizzywoo60 xX
I love me some torst
*mmmm torst*
torst
Yep. Good ol' *torst!*
I need me some *_torst_* rn
10:53 I looked up “miru” and found many interesting things, but my favorite by far is this: “mirus” is a Latin word that means “miracle”. You’re a gift, Phil. 💕
Theory: Phil is Jesus.
phil lester more like
phaint lesster
XD nice one
Like to get it to 666
Maybe don’t joke about that 😕
Stop
More like taint lester tbh
dan is the sweetest bestfriend what the hell
dibby YESSS
I want a bestfriend like Dan!
Best friend
More like Boy friend
@@nothankyou7452 ya 🤣
@@nothankyou7452 husband*
for anyone rewatching this in the future like i am. if you hit your head DO NOT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT AWAY.
Okay but can we hear this from Dan's side of the story?
"He woke me up, and bitch when I walked in their, all this twat said was fucking "t o a s t""
@@toaster884 I HEARD THIS IN DAN VOICE LMAOO
@@toaster884 I feel like this is what he would say
Tainted Toxic my brain read that in dans voice because that sounds exactly like something he’d say 😂
Tainted Toxic I'm dying XD
You made my day and yes,I heard this in his voice too because this is such an accurate line that he definitely would say! XD
8:25 if you have had a stroke or some kind of brain damage, it can affect your movement and you literally just dont walk in a straight line, you veer to the side. Nose tapping is to make sure you still have all of your coordination and nothing has been inmediately damaged there
Yup it's to do with proprioception, if everything's working fine your hand will know where your nose is, if not you'll be able to touch your face but it won't quite be your nose
Can confirm. Exactly like that.
He never had coordination in the first place though 😂
Unrelated but 666 likes
@@shalaulaw actually isnt it vestibular system?
"I wanted toast"
Phil.
Phil
Phil
Phil honey I think you had a stroke
Tree Hugger if you’re having a stroke you smell toast you don’t crave it
Casper Frost he could have smelt it and it made him crave it
I live in the US and literally for 15 seconds I was like ‘I wonder where Dan and Phil get such good healthcare from since they’re youtubers’ and then oh... we should really get on using a public system here too.
Dan: Oh god, Phil, are you okay?
Phil: T o a s t
Dan: No, no, you're not toast, don't think like-
Phil: No, I mean get me some toast.
Lmao!
the one time i legitimately thought i was about to die i was in a car and the radio was on and the only thing i could think about was “so the last song i’m going to hear is despacito??”
Sofiswatchingyoutubers I was on the rock n roller coaster once (on the track just about to go up, not on the ACTUAL roller coaster) and my belt came loose so my sister started yelling for the assistant but all I could think about was the fact that I was about to die to the crocodile rock
kit the crocodile rock oh my god
I'm a doctor, so seeing your reaction to your MRI really made me giggle
don't stay in situations stressful like that or you'll end up with fibromyalgia like me. my body was like "pls stop the stress" and I was like NO and my body was like "well fine imma hold my breath"
Oof same. I have CFS after a year of abuse.
Phil:welp im dying
Phil's brain:its time for *T O A S T*
Edit:Thank you Phil!!!!!! You made my day!!!
Katarzyna Wadolowska *consume T O A S T*
Phil: Crap im going to die in the worst place in the house
Phils brain: *its time to get that b r e a d*
Jewel Mine I love this
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Does TOAST mean the Theory Of All Small Things. I read it in a book.