FuKiNg the same, OH GOd,after he said it and i start pausing second by second so I can laugh while cringing and when i couldn't go more I just stopped the video and go for a walk around the apartment then come back and realize i stopped right before Then realized that I was wrong because at first I thought he was so excited saying yeah I got a *new* girlfriend and everyone was like chill nothing official yet.
By lying he means don’t tell all of your bad qualities. Let it come through over time. Also, when asked abt what he would do for a date, he legit said he’s bad at planning meaning he’s probably not good at coming up with dates and when he does things, it might get hectic. That’s not something you’d say in that moment. Especially when you’re competing with people and she can’t see you. He could’ve said “I’ll be honest I’m not the best at planning, but I love to adventure. I’m talking new theme parks, new beaches, new restaurants and food, different cities” He could’ve followed up on bad planning with anything he likes to do. You can make anything a date if you have the personality. And he didn’t have it. 💀 Being real: he meant show that you’re more than a goofy freak. Show you care and want to get to know a girl. Not just her twerking abilities. But maybe, That’s all that guy is 🤷🏻♀️
I know I'm late but like... I have a brother who's almost a pilot... and his favorite band is Twenty One Pilots... and he looks a LOT like airplane guy. It's honestly kinda creepy
Alejandra Briones why? Do you think it’s a hiding something lol? I’ve thought that before, he’s very private despite having a personality people love. He’s smart that’s for sure.
@@ririschannelx i feel like he likes how little we know about him. unlike other youtubers he's pretty private and doesn't expose his life on yt. i personally respect him for that
Other youtubers saying something that might offend people: omg I’m so sorry I hope I didn’t offend anyone! Dylan: we don’t have the budget to deal with hate
Dylan: Look at me as a kid.😁 Me: aww... he's got a dog with him😍 Dylan: I miss that-- Me: DOG!😍 Dylan: shirt🤔 Me: 😐 dog? Dylan: it was a great shirt. Me: dog 😒 Dylan: I got it from a zoo. Me: 🐶DAWG!🐕
I'm pretty sure when he saw her, he just wasn't interested and he didn't know how to get out of it without hurting her feelings so the only excuse he could come up with is him having a girlfriend?! and she is ok with it?!! dude seriously what girlfriend would be like "oh you're participating in a speed dating video and you get to flirt with some other girl and may win a date with her!! that's a great idea!! good luck babe!!" :")
"Oh I'm single, ready to mingle, got my Pringles." Best line. Definitely going to start using that line. Haha. I've missed watching your videos. Honestly the best part of my day.
Well single guys usually more awkward, and guys in active relationships kinda know how to appeal. They fell more "safe" when you are trying to find something new, so it works.
*Dylan pretending to be God* : " Oh my God ,Jesus , you're here too?!?!" Idk why but it was just so funny thinking of God saying Oh My God. He should say oh my me. God I took this joke farther than necessary, I'm done now
“ This guy has had sex with an airplane before” 💀💀💀 😂😂😂 *Flips on TLC...sees my strange addiction...isn’t that that guy..the one on that video always talking about airplanes ......🤯 I KNEW IT! * Thanks for the laugh Dylan 😂🤣
Dylan: shows a picture of him and his dog Dylan: starts to say "Aahh I miss this...." Me: 100% he will say he misses his dog Dylan: Ahh I miss THIS SHIRT
@@marydickinson9366 oh that's interesting. I kind of knew that but I dont think I know the specifics. Because it's like the father, the son and the holy spirit right? So the holy spirit is all the knowledge and understanding that the apostles get over them after jesus already went back to heaven after he resurrected right? The son is jesus, and I always thought that God was the father. But if the trinity is God then who is the father?
hahaha Dylan talking about christian dude being the 1st to go, but he's still in there for 3 rounds... GET YOUR ASIANS RIGHT DYLAN! ABOUT TO COMMENT THEN HE SAYS "am i racist?" im dying
Honestly have that same question. Like is Chris a volunteer or is he on payroll? Is he the reason why we have these wonderful low budget videos?. There's so many questions about this Chris character 😂😂😂
I feel like when ever you look at a photo of yourself, you are the only one who really likes it and everyone else just sees it as some random picture/kid.
Please tell me why when he made the "little dipper" joke I actually smirked and chuckled. "I don't know why I'm like this either" is the right sentiment on that one Dylan. Also I can't be the only one who thinks going for a walk on the beach and looking at/pointing out the constellations would actually be a 10/10 date.
Late night Dylan is the shit. I thought the light going out was hilarious. The vocal thing made me feel like this was ASMR. Plus that picture is adorable
I just found this channel, and I’m binge watching Dylan’s videos specifically because watching the instant regret after some of his jokes is sending me 😂
TH-cam literally gave me a notification for this and then I watched it disappear before my very eyes...literally I haven't been getting notifs for your videos and I've been upset about it and I'm so confused what is wrong with TH-cam 😭
"If I ever go on a date with one of you"... I don't think that we have the budget for that.
Hahaha
THIS KILLED ME
oh how the turn tables
When he said "Well I got a girl" I had to pause the video to process the cringeyness
FuKiNg the same, OH GOd,after he said it and i start pausing second by second so I can laugh while cringing and when i couldn't go more I just stopped the video and go for a walk around the apartment then come back and realize i stopped right before
Then realized that I was wrong because at first I thought he was so excited saying yeah I got a *new* girlfriend and everyone was like chill nothing official yet.
I had to click out
@@jokerpandroidc9807 daaamn that was tought on you huh?
Haha same. I was like: Pause. ... WAIT WHAT?
I hope his girlfriend dumps him after seeing this.
how does late night dylan have the budget for staff. who the hell is chris
christine b 😂😂addressing the real problems here
I don’t know if you just were sarcastically but he was. He made a joke :)
@@cameronrosemorgan7510 r/whoosh
He just flexing, he's too broke for a Chris
aurin o
maybe he could afford a john though
“I have a girl” well not after she sees this video Sherlock
No the girlfriend saw this . And she was ok with it
Tahmida Rahman why? Wasnt she wondering why he was there
@@edna5764 i don't know actually
@@edna5764 I think in the original video he states that he talked with his girl about the video before he went into it
@@tiffl4592 and she said she was fine with it? What did she think this video was? Lol
Dylan: "you gotta lie on the first date"
Also Dylan: "be REAL"
I guess… keep it balacned?
xD
By lying he means don’t tell all of your bad qualities. Let it come through over time. Also, when asked abt what he would do for a date, he legit said he’s bad at planning meaning he’s probably not good at coming up with dates and when he does things, it might get hectic.
That’s not something you’d say in that moment. Especially when you’re competing with people and she can’t see you. He could’ve said “I’ll be honest I’m not the best at planning, but I love to adventure. I’m talking new theme parks, new beaches, new restaurants and food, different cities”
He could’ve followed up on bad planning with anything he likes to do. You can make anything a date if you have the personality. And he didn’t have it. 💀
Being real: he meant show that you’re more than a goofy freak. Show you care and want to get to know a girl. Not just her twerking abilities. But maybe, That’s all that guy is 🤷🏻♀️
*quit calling it ‘late night dylan’ to make it sound better when we all know it’s ‘low budget dylan’*
heather drag it
heather CHER
heather ahhhh
Every episode on this channel is "low budget Dylan" 👀
He doesn't have the budget for that.
“Unless your a descendant of the Wright Brothers”
Well Dylan you see the thing is...
hahah that’s amazing.
also your pfp looks like a young marshall from how i met you mother
@@rk-wq2wb Oh my god 😂😂 He was the best character too 👌
lmfao then we’re cousins 😳
@@oliviam8081 oh shit no way haha
im brazilian and when i heard that i screamed
WE DON'T HAVE THE BUDGET TO DEAL WITH HATE I'M DEAAAAD
The black dude was too smooooth. Love a guy that doesn’t take himself too seriously.
Edit: welllllpl until the twerking shit
I would advise go to avoid men like that. It’s fake and he’s definitely cheat on you.
He sounds like its a script to show u how fun he is but hes actually boring
Yeah that was creepy, now if he made a joke with it like he would be twerking too, maybe not so much.
@@astrowolvez The joke was dry and weird.
@@chevon1920 Some people like to make jokes, how is that an indentifier for loyalty?
The airplane dude's favorite band is Twenty One Pilots bet
Or he could be one of the 19 pilots
@@theydidsurgeryonagrape8383 😂😂
That was funny af
Why😂😂😂😂
I know I'm late but like... I have a brother who's almost a pilot... and his favorite band is Twenty One Pilots... and he looks a LOT like airplane guy. It's honestly kinda creepy
“My meme game is crazy” OH WE STAN
When our boy Tyler doesn't win, but we don't know why. Was it the twerking? First dates are supposed to be goofy and light, right?
kittysrock16 hell yeah I stan Tyler
Nah he was hella corny
it's weird how we literally don't know anything about him except that he's from wisconsin
Alejandra Briones why? Do you think it’s a hiding something lol? I’ve thought that before, he’s very private despite having a personality people love. He’s smart that’s for sure.
@@ririschannelx i feel like he likes how little we know about him. unlike other youtubers he's pretty private and doesn't expose his life on yt. i personally respect him for that
and he loooooooooves football
and that his name is probably Dylan
Aaaand he seems to want all movies to have a weird murder scene🙊👀
I was so wrapped up in that one guy's obsession with airplanes that I forgot about the awkward twist ending.
90% of all of dylan's videos are him regretting that joke he just made👌😂😂
Joseph : weellll I gotta girl
Me : IT WAS A MISDIRECT
Couldn't we all tell though? From the heavily curated yogurt opener couldn't we tell he already had a casual girl or two? xD
I guess she wasnt on airplane mode
Im sorry
Oli ne I think your Dylan’s soul mate😂😂
😐................. 🤣🤣💀
Ok that was good 😂
I'm chuckling at this far more than I should be.
omg that was good
I honestly hate myself for how hard I laughed at that constellation joke
lowest budget but the highest level of content ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Other youtubers saying something that might offend people: omg I’m so sorry I hope I didn’t offend anyone!
Dylan: we don’t have the budget to deal with hate
”Oh you wanna see the little dipper?”
”Yeah where is it?”
”It’s not in the sky baby it’s down here”
I’m.Dead.
LMFAOOOOO was looking for this comment
I immediately thought 'that's why its called "little" dipper'
I laughed so hard at that that now I'm dead
I saw that joke coming as soon as he mentioned the Big Dipper 😂
This joke actually killed me
Late night Dylan is 50% we don't have the budget for this and 50% this lightbulb is burning my eyes. Never change.
When he showed the picture, I thought he was gonna say he misses the dog... but it was the shirt😂
Lmao right?
I read this right as he said it
Samee😂😂
Same 😂
Dylan: Look at me as a kid.😁
Me: aww... he's got a dog with him😍
Dylan: I miss that--
Me: DOG!😍
Dylan: shirt🤔
Me: 😐 dog?
Dylan: it was a great shirt.
Me: dog 😒
Dylan: I got it from a zoo.
Me: 🐶DAWG!🐕
😂😂 WHY HAS THIS COMMENT NOT GOT MORE LIKES
I freaking died😂😂😂💀
Ok I laughed so hard at this Comment for some reason, it was just too funny and to be Honest same like the Dog is Adorable!! 🤣😂
Late night with Dylan is my fave late night show
Same
Saaaame all the Jimmys are QuAkiNg
"We don’t have the budget to deal with hate" is this me?
"If I ever go on a date with one of you..." IS THAT A CHALLENGE, DYLAN?
You're actually really cute this could happen I would ship you guys
I really hope you know your constellations better than Dylan....lol
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!
RIGHT?! like where do I sign up??!!!!!
challenge accepted
Best thing about 'low budget Dylan'? The light focusing in that jawline. Damn.
“On the first date you have to lie it’s like written down somewhere. Like on the cave walls of Mesopotamia”
I laughed way harder than I should’ve
the airplane guy looks like mr crocker from fairly odd parents
Lmao why is this so true
This is too true
“FaIrY gOd PaReNtS”
fucckk i actually thought he was cute then u ruined it and i hate myself
Ana Rodriguez i’m sorry 😔
"you can still jet off with airplane boy" 😂
I read this exactly when he said it
I'm pretty sure when he saw her, he just wasn't interested and he didn't know how to get out of it without hurting her feelings so the only excuse he could come up with is him having a girlfriend?! and she is ok with it?!! dude seriously what girlfriend would be like "oh you're participating in a speed dating video and you get to flirt with some other girl and may win a date with her!! that's a great idea!! good luck babe!!" :")
That is an amazing point! I actually think you could be right...
No he really has a girlfriend, someone mentioned his IG in the original video so I had to check if it was true lol
@@katcao5403 WOW so he was just an attention seeker who wanted to be be in a video and get famous by lying!! Either ways he is a dick 😅
No because he said he talked to her about it and she agreed that it would be fun/interesting...
Claire B No because he said he talked to her about it and she agreed that it would be fun/interesting...
"Oh I'm single, ready to mingle, got my Pringles."
Best line. Definitely going to start using that line. Haha. I've missed watching your videos. Honestly the best part of my day.
but we don't have the budget for this...
No one:
Not one person:
Dylan: sOrRy wE dOnT hAvE tHe BuDgEt foR ThAt💁♂️💁♂️💁♂️
Guy: I want to have enough money to buy my mom a house
Dylan: no u don’t
💀💀
Can we talk about the fact that she eliminated every single guy like literally single guy and find the one with a girlfriend...
Our sis is lucky af...
Well single guys usually more awkward, and guys in active relationships kinda know how to appeal. They fell more "safe" when you are trying to find something new, so it works.
I wouldn’t call that lucky
HOW DID AIRPLANE GUY MAKE IT TO THE FINAL ROUND
Or maybe she's secretly into planes too.
Or pilots.
@ItzKayla omg lmao 🤣
for me, it's cuz his voice is really cute.
I actually liked him TBH. But I'm an engineer tho
I loved him.
Dylan: “you have to lie in a first date”
Also Dylan: “BE REAL”
Don’t worry Alex, plenty more planes in the sky.
dude doesn't have a girl, dude just didn't like what he got 🙄
It turns out he did. Some people found him on insta and yes,plus apparently,the girlfriend was ok with it.
I think it was prettttty obvious he had/has someone by his reaction to finding out this was for singles, just saying
I so knew the missionary joke was coming. Been watching Dylan for too long, I think.
I feel like Dylan didn't appreciate his "missionary sex" joke enough... hahaha xD
Dylan i’m so sorry but you kind of look like aeroplane guy😳😳
also what a plot twist i-
Loool
😂😂
I wasn't gonna say it but you right
Wrddddddddd
*Dylan pretending to be God* : " Oh my God ,Jesus , you're here too?!?!"
Idk why but it was just so funny thinking of God saying Oh My God. He should say oh my me. God I took this joke farther than necessary, I'm done now
Funny
**eliminates guys that don't have airpods**
Dylan: he has the face of a serial killer.
Also Dylan: holds the light under his chin😂😂🤚
"Study for Midterms or watch Dylan?"
If you guys are reading this I've made the right choice
samee lol
meeee
this is actually me
I mean he's great and all... But I think midterms are more important
@Tay A if you say so.
The lil dipper joke has me SCREAMING
It’s almost 1 am, and I’m laughing SOOO HARDDD
Joana ♡ 1AM WOW YOUR FAR FROM WHERE IM AT💀
Good night fellow European 😂😂 It's his fault if tomorrow we sleep in
Anna 001 😂I actually did sleep in and I had a test today
It’s almost 1am for me too 👀
“ This guy has had sex with an airplane before” 💀💀💀 😂😂😂
*Flips on TLC...sees my strange addiction...isn’t that that guy..the one on that video always talking about airplanes ......🤯 I KNEW IT! *
Thanks for the laugh Dylan 😂🤣
TROUBLEMAKERS MAKE SOME NOISE
Ayyyyy👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Starfire C come through!!
my mom just got mad at me for screaming at my phone... idk what her problem is... the troublemakers are the fucking best
Emma Darin i’m SCREAMING💀
Woop woop
Dylan: shows a picture of him and his dog
Dylan: starts to say "Aahh I miss this...."
Me: 100% he will say he misses his dog
Dylan: Ahh I miss THIS SHIRT
Yogurt guy reminds me of Noah centineo
Thats what it is! What an ass lol
no lie :D
I loved how you called him yogurt guy :D
Yikes that’s an insult to yogurt guy 💀
OMG YOURE A BEATLES FAN WASSUP BRUV ME TOO MY G
Dylan: We don't have the budget to deal with hate.
Me: Awww we all love you, you are awesome!!
Apparently Dylan doesn't have the budget for a filter either in this series hahahahahahaha just going with whatever comes to his mind
"I can't devide what to wear though. Which is weird because I have like 4 pieces of clothing." Dylan. You. Are. Priceless. (Or valueless?) 😂
That guy Tyler has been on at least two different reality dating shows in the past year lol
I thought I was the only one! Lol but yeah you're right
maddy bremer He was on Are You The One but what was the second one?
@@MsMojo014 idk I thought you knew lol I only counted are you the one. I'll look it up lol
@@MsMojo014 I looked him up lol I think he was just on are you the one
Mojo Jones I think he was on that snap show phone swap but I know he popped up on someone’s tinder takeover!
I’m literally obsessed with your TH-cam channel. The binge watching is affecting my sleep but it’s so worth it
Oh wtf I thought you were gonna speed date 10 guys! Omg😂😂
Becca Canavan SAME. The disappointment is real. 😂
Becca Canavan he doesn’t have the budget for that
ME TOO
Yeah Dylan, don’t worry. We already know you know nothing about Christianity form your Harry Potter video where you called Jesus a demigod lmao
😅
But isn't he technically?
@@marydickinson9366 oh that's interesting. I kind of knew that but I dont think I know the specifics. Because it's like the father, the son and the holy spirit right? So the holy spirit is all the knowledge and understanding that the apostles get over them after jesus already went back to heaven after he resurrected right? The son is jesus, and I always thought that God was the father. But if the trinity is God then who is the father?
@@marydickinson9366 it feels like Sunday school here and I don't like it.
@@marydickinson9366 I can't believe I finally grasped a concept of my own religion in a Dylan is in trouble video... Thanks!
Guys, let’s cure HOMELESSNESS.
You have four pieces of clothing???
Shane Dawson can't relate.
Huma H If only I could fucking triple like this! 😂😂😂
Huma H i love the harry styles profile pic
Love your username😂
😂
PSA: Dylan was featured on Jubilee for like a second in the 1-year anniversary video for this blind date LMAO
hahaha Dylan talking about christian dude being the 1st to go, but he's still in there for 3 rounds... GET YOUR ASIANS RIGHT DYLAN!
ABOUT TO COMMENT THEN HE SAYS "am i racist?" im dying
lmao "he seems really nice"
"i have a gf"
*surprised pikachu face*
*whomst is chris and how do u afford chris with the low budget*
Honestly have that same question. Like is Chris a volunteer or is he on payroll? Is he the reason why we have these wonderful low budget videos?. There's so many questions about this Chris character 😂😂😂
L'Atelier by Chloé the budget is too low for him to have a mirror
Or Chris is probably some old object he has in the room that he likes to talk to. You know like his own personal Wilson
@@SisselSasha he doesn't have the budget to afford sun to have a shadow
Dylan, you make my day SOO much better !! THANK YOU
Clearly you’re stalking me because I got this notification while I was in the middle of watching it for the first time.
😂
I feel like when ever you look at a photo of yourself, you are the only one who really likes it and everyone else just sees it as some random picture/kid.
between the until dawn series and late night dylan, this is quickly becoming one of my favorite channels 🥰
"we don't have the budget to deal with hate"
😂 I just love you so much
We don’t have the budget to deal with hate
Please tell me why when he made the "little dipper" joke I actually smirked and chuckled. "I don't know why I'm like this either" is the right sentiment on that one Dylan.
Also I can't be the only one who thinks going for a walk on the beach and looking at/pointing out the constellations would actually be a 10/10 date.
I thought the awkward twist was gonna be the girl or the guy didn't find the other one attractive
So underrated chanel. Found it God know how, and it's the best!
Dylan, greetings from Poland
"Maybe if I have enough time I'll cure homelessness" 😂
Your videos are one of the few things that can distract me from work stress and actually make me laugh, Thank you for that! x
That twist hit me harder than the end of pulp fiction
How are you not a bigger youtuber,? Ur vids are soo funny
enjoying late night dylan before I actually have to go to sleep - it's strangely relaxing for being so funny
This is one of the funniest commentaries I've heard in a while. Your expression after the joke magnifies the joke's intensity by 10 times.
Late night Dylan is the shit. I thought the light going out was hilarious. The vocal thing made me feel like this was ASMR.
Plus that picture is adorable
I just laughed so hard at "this guy has had sex with an airplane before" that I woke my parents up. I'm geekin 😂😂
Who else loves Late Night Dylan?
I just found this channel, and I’m binge watching Dylan’s videos specifically because watching the instant regret after some of his jokes is sending me 😂
YES! I was craving a new DIIT video!
LOVE the Late Night series.
Also, your giggle - adorable 💕
This...this is my favorite video of Dylans. 🙌🏼
I was waiting for the “...we don’t have the budget for a Big Dipper”
Much better than the little dipper joke. *take notes Dylan*
9:35 Dylan distracting viewers from his assholeness, points at picture of lil him and the cutest puppers and only talks about himself 😂😂
Best series on the internet more like. But thanks for making me feel better about myself with the self depreciating jokes 👏🏼
You showing a picture of yourself as a kid... I was looking at the adorable dog 🤣
"We don't have the budget for that"
*Cut to an Ad*
LMFAO “unless ur a descendant of the wright brothers you cant be this into planes” i’m crying
9:13 - 9:20 Dylan this is why you're still single 😂
(all jokes aside, hit me up, let's talk 😉)
As a Swiss Christian, I’m more offended my the “one fondue flavor” thing than the Jesus jokes (I died at those LMAO)
I think I'm ill because I kid you not, read as a swiss cheese. please send help
*i am most definitely a freak.*
perfect he used the same photo as mine
God, bless Dylan with more bad jokes and more late night shows please and thank you.
It's so wild that Alexa was so into the guy with zero brain for anything not plane related
TH-cam literally gave me a notification for this and then I watched it disappear before my very eyes...literally I haven't been getting notifs for your videos and I've been upset about it and I'm so confused what is wrong with TH-cam 😭
og lifeline youtubes also got a low budget 🤷♀️😂
fuxking love this channel 😂
all the budget jokes made me realise theres no patreon. how else we gonna get dylan a lamp that isnt a troublemaker? lol
So psyched! clicked so quick!