It’s recommended that if you heavily smoke drink or do drugs before and during pregnancy, that you do not stop, cold turkey, randomly because it can severely harm the mother and the baby. The baby can actually have fetal school syndrome because the father did drugs, even if the mother didn’t. My only point is that theirs a lot more to it than ‘that’.
this is an actual disorder my old science teacher told us about it it's called pseudocyesis (or just false pregnancy) and when a woman really wants to be pregnant her mind can trick her body into thinking she is so she'll start experiencing most of the same symptoms that an actual pregnant person would so i.e. a swollen belly, back aches, weight gain etc it's super trippy
Yes, I was gonna comment that... I don't understand why they don't say it during the show.... Or maybe they did but Dylan didn't include it in his video! (or I missed it haha) ^^
@@larascott7736 I watched all of the videos they uploaded on the story a while back and don't remember anyone mentioning it, they only talked about cryptic pregnancy and how that's not the case here.
Dylan: You don’t trust doctors who spent YEARS studying the human body (A couple minutes later) Dylan: I don’t care if you went to Stanford for math get off my video 😂😂
There's actually some woman who's been pregnant for like 40 years it's really sad she was for real pregnant but the baby died and she's in like rural India or somewhere and had no access to doctors and the baby calcified inside her :( and is still there isk how that woman was still alive because that's obviously super dangerous to her health I saw something about it a few years ago
@@soph9604 because the earlier a baby is born, the less chance it has to survive. I saw a video on here that mentioned a mother gave birth at 27 weeks to triplets. Each one weighed 4 pounds. That's nowhere near ready to come out of the womb.
As a twin, I feel like its because your body just reacts to the growth (like the pressure /weight of a baby thins the cervix and sends you into labor) like twins like myself can be like a few weeks or a month early but triplets are EVEN EARLIER. the body is not capable of carrying so much to full term. That's just me so idk
Beside everything else wrong with this woman’s science, I had triplets and the only way to pick up each individual heartbeat was to do a nst. And even then they would pick up an echo from another baby randomly. To say you can pick up 6 heartbeats with an at home Doppler is laughable.
Woman: “I have been pregnant for at least 3 years and 7 months” Dylan: “That’s like twice as long as a normal pregnancy” Um.. How long do you think a normal pregnancy lasts, Dylan? lol
i accidentally used the word sanitary in a sentence and everyone in the room looked at me like i was stupid... Why did you have to invent such a catchy slang word??!??!!!
Same here! Dylan and Dr. Phil are two of my favorite people on this planet, and I was scrolling for a new Dylan video to watch, saw this, and realized that my life was now complete. 😂
Dylan: *Complains about Dr. Phil taking 25 seconds to ask a question to fill up the ten minute mark* Also Dylan: *makes an extra segment to slowly explain a mistake he made and then narrate it to meet the ten minute mark*
I can just imagine Dylan having wife and going to the doctor with her to see if she is pregnant Doctor, yelling into her: HELLLO Baby: Hi, gugu gaga Wife: WTF? Doctor to Dylan: i gotchu fam
I’m guessing she died. Her episode was at least three years ago and she was diagnosed with stage four bladder cancer before she went on Dr. Phil. Since she refused to believe that she had cancer, and it was a pregnancy, she probably never got treatment and by now the cancer has taken its toll and she died.
Am I the only one who feels bad for her? She clearly has some kind of strong wish to be pregnant and have children, which she most likely is too old for. Hopefully she’ll get over it and realise theres no baby
I watched the episode. She was diagnosed with terminal bladder cancer and couldn’t deal with that reality, so to protect her emotional state her brain created a phantom pregnancy to explain her symptoms for her. She looks pregnant not because of a baby, that’s the tumour. Incredibly sad episode, but he got her to agree on seeing the appointed therapist to help her stop being pregnant because she was so sick of it.
You know whenever you feel a creative block, you can always play love island 😏 EDIT: This is the most likes I've ever gotten, Dylan. That's gotta mean something
So I stumbled upon your channel last night and have been binge watching you til this morning - it's almost 1am. QUALITY CONTENT! Unfortunately, I have to get up for work at 5am, but I can't wait to see more Dylan!
Lady was like “I’m 1000% sure I’m pregnant” but then when Dr. Phill is like “There’s no reason to have this conversation then” she doesn’t want the publicity to go away so all of a sudden she thinks it’s a tumor
5:33 "I might not be the greatest at math, but if you're a thousand percent sure about something....it seems like you have to be *positive* that you are right" Am I going crazy, or was this a pun? Either way, I ugly laughed lmao.
@@lextasy227 She got 4 counts of child endangerment for leaving her kids home alone without a babysitter. During the episode they called her out on her party behavior and how she was a bad mom. Her episode also had Octa Mom for the other half. It was called Women in the News.
I LOVE that you put in “That’s not how any of this works”!!! I quote it alllll the time and don’t think anyone appreciates it! I’m glad I’m not alone lol
Marce Fredz yes!! I second that!! Cheetahs amigas friends for life! My childhood!! (Tbh, me and all my elementary school friends wanted to be them 😂😂 they were so cool back then!)
Btw the woman at 9:10 is Alyssa Quilala and she’s the wife of a singer in Christian band called Jesus Culture. Her tattoo is for her son “Jethro Dylan”. One day she felt her baby was unresponsive and rushed to the hospital only to find out that she had to give birth to her dead son. Getting the tattoo was a way for her to cope with her loss and keep her son with her. She’s actually a very inspiring person.
What the Doppler is picking up is probably her own pulse. When I was fresh intern, I made that mistake while checking fetal heart rate. The Doppler was showing heart rate of around 70 (normal for adults), and I freaked out because normal for fetuses is 100-140. Turns out it was just maternal uterine artery pulse and all I had to do is move the Doppler around until I found the actual baby's heart.
The fact that she thinks she’s “1000% sure” that she’s pregnant and smoking a cigarette tells you enough about this women
It’s recommended that if you heavily smoke drink or do drugs before and during pregnancy, that you do not stop, cold turkey, randomly because it can severely harm the mother and the baby. The baby can actually have fetal school syndrome because the father did drugs, even if the mother didn’t.
My only point is that theirs a lot more to it than ‘that’.
*woman
School -> alcohol syndrome *
Cup Studios you know you can edit a comment right
but she's convinced she has been pregnant three years, that's enough to not smoke or smoke only a little?
"It's surprisingly empty"
My therapist when she tries to dig inside my head.
Same here and that's depressing
lmaoooo
My last remaining brain cell makes more sense than this woman.
😂😂
LMAO
👌
SAME 🤣
lmfao
*two days late for my period*
Me -
TRUEE
I am 10 days late for my period and a virgin.
Still scared
Kermit TheFrog I don’t even get regular periods and I’m a virgin so you get used to it
Sameeee
dude my periods are sometimes a month late/early,, but i'm a virgin sooo 💀
I'm dead. That goo goo gaga got me
Me too lol
😂
According to Dylan each normal pregnancy is 1 year and 9 months 😂
Yep.....
is that not right?
But then again apparently men don't get pregnant so I guess it's not to late to be wrong jk
A normal pregnancy is 9 months...
Alyssa 🤦🏽♀️ duh
@@미카-p8j no shit 🙄 did you not watch the video at all
NOt rElEvAnt
She's the type of person who would also unironically be a member of the flat earth society.
Trueeee 😂😂
When someone convinces you that your ignorance is an OK thing
Juju bee the earth is a cube dum dum 🙄🙄
Naee Royal nah man it’s a trapezoid
Time to kick her out. LMAO
“I think I’m having six babies.”
“Maybe she is on drugs.”
😂 I shouldn’t laugh, but I did.
Saaaame 🤣
it was a real laugh too not like a “i’m watching a funny video” chuckle
Me after I eat my Big Mac meal
Romy Smylie same 😂
yeeeees
Omg I was literally just gonna say that 😂😂
Romy Smylie i read this and she said “i am 1,000% i am pregnant”
lmao XDDD
Could she be....
PREGANANANT?!?!?!
Is she PREGANTE?
Hahahaha
Maybe she's just pregonate 🤣
Perhaps she's gregnant.
I was looking for this lol
“i called into it and there was an echo”
oh dylan😂
Holy shit I read your comment as he said it lmao COSMIC
Micky Lozano! Same!
Third. 😆
He kills me!
If only it were actually that easy. Am I right? XD
Miguel Lozano same
She does realise that these symptoms are also consistent with menopause?
Symptoms don't mean shit IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BABY GROWING IN YOUR WOMB
Yeah, and embryo or fetus in your womb is pretty mandatory
this is an actual disorder my old science teacher told us about it it's called pseudocyesis (or just false pregnancy) and when a woman really wants to be pregnant her mind can trick her body into thinking she is so she'll start experiencing most of the same symptoms that an actual pregnant person would so i.e. a swollen belly, back aches, weight gain etc it's super trippy
Yes, I was gonna comment that... I don't understand why they don't say it during the show.... Or maybe they did but Dylan didn't include it in his video! (or I missed it haha) ^^
@@larascott7736 I watched all of the videos they uploaded on the story a while back and don't remember anyone mentioning it, they only talked about cryptic pregnancy and how that's not the case here.
I read about that too quite some years ago
I remember that from glee
That doesn't seem to be the case because the woman expressed that she didn't want any more kids
When I was pregnant, nurses would use a doppler on me and 90% they got my heart rate before the baby. So...this lady just heard her own heart beat
Lol you should watch the one with the black girl who claims she is white. Basically, reversed woahhvicky.
pokespritemaker3 I seen that 😂
I have no idea about that one. I'm going to see it right now😂😂
@@NatJune be careful though. She is super racist
pokespritemaker3 Yeah but it’s all an act.Her sister exposed her
@@niallhoran1854 I had a feeling it was an act. Plus no one can do it better than Woahhvicky lol
Dylan: You don’t trust doctors who spent YEARS studying the human body
(A couple minutes later)
Dylan: I don’t care if you went to Stanford for math get off my video
😂😂
As a math major (not at Stanford but close enough) that was so funny to watch 😂😂
"hi, gogo gaga" KILL ME
There's actually some woman who's been pregnant for like 40 years
it's really sad
she was for real pregnant but the baby died and she's in like rural India or somewhere and had no access to doctors and the baby calcified inside her :( and is still there
isk how that woman was still alive because that's obviously super dangerous to her health
I saw something about it a few years ago
SkwithOv that’s rlly sad :(
I read it too. She was Colombian though.
I read it too but she is in Columbia, not India.
That sounds traumatizing.
Thanks for correcting me! I could not rmemeber where she was so I made my best guess 😅
"Hello" ...."Hi gogo gaga"😂😂😂😂😂
Me from the back of the room: “Actually, the more babies you have in your belly the more likely you are to give birth early.”
Not gonna lie that’s low-key terrifying
Star Jones whyyyyy?
@@soph9604 because I dont need any additional surprises when I'm pregnant. Finding out about it was plenty lmao
@@soph9604 because the earlier a baby is born, the less chance it has to survive. I saw a video on here that mentioned a mother gave birth at 27 weeks to triplets. Each one weighed 4 pounds. That's nowhere near ready to come out of the womb.
As a twin, I feel like its because your body just reacts to the growth (like the pressure /weight of a baby thins the cervix and sends you into labor) like twins like myself can be like a few weeks or a month early but triplets are EVEN EARLIER. the body is not capable of carrying so much to full term. That's just me so idk
I calculated it. She’s approximately pregnant 5 times longer than normal. Crazy
Cool maths neard!! 🙋😀😂
You should tutor Dylan
sneha gavli what’s a neard?
@@dr_mantis_toboggan9796 😂😂😂
Imagine her doctors really are wrong and she just gives birth to a 7 year old "I told you I was preg-💀"
how are people like this still living in the world?
im honestly thinking by this point that anyone on Dr.Phil just wants to get infamous/viral or a bit of cash
zenith REBEL that’s probably the sad reality tbh..anything for money
I know...natural selection is taking its sweet time.
incest
I mean flat earthers are living here to .....it's 😱
The reason Dr Phil was taking a long time to ask the question is that he's trying to give this lady's brain time to process it.
Beside everything else wrong with this woman’s science, I had triplets and the only way to pick up each individual heartbeat was to do a nst. And even then they would pick up an echo from another baby randomly. To say you can pick up 6 heartbeats with an at home Doppler is laughable.
Omg triplets that’s so amazing! I bet they’re absolutely gorgeous. I hope you and your kids are living life happily and safely :P
Woman: “I have been pregnant for at least 3 years and 7 months”
Dylan: “That’s like twice as long as a normal pregnancy”
Um.. How long do you think a normal pregnancy lasts, Dylan? lol
i accidentally used the word sanitary in a sentence and everyone in the room looked at me like i was stupid... Why did you have to invent such a catchy slang word??!??!!!
Sanitary isn't slang???
IIsuperstarII /r woosh
@@NatGeodeWild congrats you watched more of his videos than I did. Do you feel smarter now?
IIsuperstarII lmao good comeback I forfeit chief
it’s honestly a good ass (hypothetical) slang word
Woman: I've been pregnant for 3 years and 7 months
Me: so... You're fat?
Kkkkkkkk
I feel personally attacked 😂
Okay let's not fat shame
@@lanceelliott2504 pointing out the fact someone is fat is not fat shaming. Fat shaming is attacking that person and bullying them to lose weight.
I snorted reading this
dylan reacting to a dr. phil episode is everything i never knew i needed 😂😂😂
Same here! Dylan and Dr. Phil are two of my favorite people on this planet, and I was scrolling for a new Dylan video to watch, saw this, and realized that my life was now complete. 😂
Dylan: *Complains about Dr. Phil taking 25 seconds to ask a question to fill up the ten minute mark*
Also Dylan: *makes an extra segment to slowly explain a mistake he made and then narrate it to meet the ten minute mark*
I love how Dylan is just struggling with numbers 😂
“I’m 1000 percent that I am pregnant”
me: at age 7 thinking I was pregnant:
That lady needs some fiber in her diet. That's all I'm gonna say.
Or some chemo
I can just imagine Dylan having wife and going to the doctor with her to see if she is pregnant
Doctor, yelling into her: HELLLO
Baby: Hi, gugu gaga
Wife: WTF?
Doctor to Dylan: i gotchu fam
Currently in class.... will that stop me from watching Dylan's video as soon as it goes up?? Of course not
Julissa Bustamante same😂
Same
me also
Same
The_Turtle_Whisperer
This was 10 months ago I-
I need a life update on this woman, is she still pregnant? did she birth a toddler?
Her belly is still growing. Shes on Facebook. Zona
I’m guessing she died. Her episode was at least three years ago and she was diagnosed with stage four bladder cancer before she went on Dr. Phil. Since she refused to believe that she had cancer, and it was a pregnancy, she probably never got treatment and by now the cancer has taken its toll and she died.
Am I the only one who feels bad for her? She clearly has some kind of strong wish to be pregnant and have children, which she most likely is too old for. Hopefully she’ll get over it and realise theres no baby
BookMilla actually she expressed she didn’t want to have any more children
@@_Funaroma she could be saying that in order to convince herself that she doesn't. i dunno
Even if she did want more children, I would have no remorse for her considering she believes she's pregnant yet is smoking a cigarette.
Shes just crazy or just in need of attention
I watched the episode. She was diagnosed with terminal bladder cancer and couldn’t deal with that reality, so to protect her emotional state her brain created a phantom pregnancy to explain her symptoms for her. She looks pregnant not because of a baby, that’s the tumour. Incredibly sad episode, but he got her to agree on seeing the appointed therapist to help her stop being pregnant because she was so sick of it.
1:00 and 1:13"I called into it and there was an echo. " Hello-lolololo..." "hi,googoo gaga."🤣🤣🤣💀
You know whenever you feel a creative block, you can always play love island 😏
EDIT: This is the most likes I've ever gotten, Dylan. That's gotta mean something
eyyyyy 👉👉
or episode
Yessss 😫😫😫 Bish Bish!!!
I literally went and got the game because I couldn’t wait any longer to see what happened next! But I need to know what Bish Bish does next!
So I stumbled upon your channel last night and have been binge watching you til this morning - it's almost 1am. QUALITY CONTENT! Unfortunately, I have to get up for work at 5am, but I can't wait to see more Dylan!
I dont know why dr phil doesnt believe her, i've been pregnant since 2010, just wish the baby would come out...
Lol 😂😂😂
BRUH try an adkins diet. ur welcome lol
Lady was like “I’m 1000% sure I’m pregnant” but then when Dr. Phill is like “There’s no reason to have this conversation then” she doesn’t want the publicity to go away so all of a sudden she thinks it’s a tumor
This is a video I didn’t know I needed. Thank you.
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan. We have a show in the UK called The Jeremy Kyle Show. The people on there will blow your mind .
Yes to more Dr Phil please!
Omg yesss I need that
Yes watch it!!!
i love how certain she is, that’s literally me after every test till i find out i got 38743737 of the questions wrong
8:38
An ad came up and it started in the dark with a crashing sound and I genuinely thought it was Dylan dropping the light bulb and shattering it😭✋🏻
I’ve already seen these Dr Phil episodes but your commentary is that funny so I have to watch haha
I will only tolerate watching this for Dylan.
I’ve noticed you’ve really upped your editing Dylan 👏🏼👏🏼 good job
7:59 the start of a very iconic Late Night Dylan lighting
My theory it's that an alien came and put 6 eggs on her ,and an aliens aggs can camouflage ,that's why doctors can't see. 😏😏 I know I'm a Genius
Brenda Tomines 😂😂😂😂 10/10 would watch
Brenda Tomines you’re aware they don’t ‘see’ the baby, echo just sees there’s something inside.
Well...now I feel stupid the answer was so obvious 🤦♀️
You're freaking genius.... God I'm so stupid😌😌
They should give u a award or even the Nobel prize
“How far along are you?” “3 years”
These are my favorite episodes! So glad you brought this back
I've been waiting for 84 years for you and Leon Lush to make a video about this. I'm so ready for this!
that part of the video that you recorded later felt so real I don't know it was like I was right in front of you and we were having a conversation
5:33 "I might not be the greatest at math, but if you're a thousand percent sure about something....it seems like you have to be *positive* that you are right"
Am I going crazy, or was this a pun? Either way, I ugly laughed lmao.
LIVING FOR THIS TOP
WORK IT DYLAN
dylan he can't diagnose her because dr. phil doesn't have a license. so it's illegal for him to formally diagnose them.
My older sister was on Dr. Phil back when I was in middle school. It was so embarrassing.
Thats wild! Can i ask why?
@@lextasy227 She got 4 counts of child endangerment for leaving her kids home alone without a babysitter. During the episode they called her out on her party behavior and how she was a bad mom. Her episode also had Octa Mom for the other half. It was called Women in the News.
Is your sister okay now?
And yeah I am too... u can see my belly it's definitely not normal...😂
Dr. Phil has turned into a Jenny Jones/ Maury/ Jerry Springer style show with the kind of absurd people he has on.
AHHAHAHAHA the goo goo baby echo i just lost it
your editing is slowly getting more n more chaotic and my lungs are about to give out
that "hi goo goo gaa gaa" made me laugh for 10 minutes straight.... smh
Omg that “hi goo goo gaga” took me out 😭😭 Dylan that was too funny 😂😂
hey i love you so much. i've been having terrible days and your videos have been helping so much , thank you for being you , you're awesome
I LOVE that you put in “That’s not how any of this works”!!! I quote it alllll the time and don’t think anyone appreciates it! I’m glad I’m not alone lol
Too bad she didn't pay attention in biology
Perhaps this woman should see a psychiatrist and not a psychologist whose license expired in 2006.
She had been pregnant for 4.7777777778 terms. Yeah, she is tripping.
My neighbor has been pregnant for 4 years... She claims the witches are trying to eat her child
Our families don't talk much anymore 😂😂
“I called into it and there was an echo” 😭😭😭😭 lmaoo
Oh my god Dylan said "Hi goo goo gaa gaa" and my Google assistant responded "How can I help you?" 😂
Imagine 2 weeks after this interview she went into labor
she would be the type of person to smoke and drink during pregnancy then bully the kid for being ugly
Dylan really can’t do math i- 3 years and 7 months is more than 4 times the length of a regular pregnancy😂😂😂😂
"Oh I looked it up, guys can't get pregnant" lmao welcome to 2022 where anything is possible
Was Looking for this
I’ve seen this on TV and it’s still funny with your Commentary 🤣🤣🤣
I love that she thinks she knows more than the doctor.Like when she said,”it’s in the back”😂😂
Dylan is literally me whenever anyone tries to correct my -horrible- math
6 years, the octomom would be pregnant for 6 years. 8 x 9 months=72 months. 72/12=6 years. Did that in my head.
That's a lot more than twice as long as a normal pregnancy, that's nearly FIVE TIMES as long! 😂
I want u see Movie Disney The Cheetah Girls 1, 2 and 3
Marce Fredz yes!! I second that!! Cheetahs amigas friends for life! My childhood!! (Tbh, me and all my elementary school friends wanted to be them 😂😂 they were so cool back then!)
Nobody would
Finding it so hard not to math correct Dylan. I may be a troublemaker, but my first love will always be math.
It's also a sign that your period is coming!
It's also a sign of nothing. Any pregnancy symptoms can be other things. It's why they tell you to take tests and go into doctors to be sure.
I'm dyscalculate I envy you. I feel like so much of life would move smoother if I could do anything with numbers
You’re honestly my favorite human💀😂 I love your videos and your humor. I die every time
"Tender breasts don't mean your pregnant" that was the first sign that let me know I was pregnant, three times. 😄
Me too.
Ditto
Same😅that and mood swings
Yes same for me, but it can also just be from your period or other hormonal things
they're saying that can mean other things too
When you just wanted a back rub and now you're pregnant for 3 years 😂
Btw the woman at 9:10 is Alyssa Quilala and she’s the wife of a singer in Christian band called Jesus Culture. Her tattoo is for her son “Jethro Dylan”. One day she felt her baby was unresponsive and rushed to the hospital only to find out that she had to give birth to her dead son. Getting the tattoo was a way for her to cope with her loss and keep her son with her. She’s actually a very inspiring person.
I hope he does more Dr. Phil videos. I just love binge watching these.
“So I literally just took the top off a lamp and..” And ‘Late Night Dylan’ was born
6:43-6:55 😂 how i love your sense of humor. Thank god you didn't cut that out😂
2:27 I was hoping you were gonna say "i'm pretty sure I'm Not a guy" 😂
Thank you Dylan for making my bad days better. I really needed a laugh
This is for the money, “I’ve been pregnant for 3years and 7months”. This goes viral. “More money in my bank”. 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Even if it wasn’t for money, that would be a nice bonus
"I called into it and there was an echo" ahahhahahhahh you killed me
What the Doppler is picking up is probably her own pulse. When I was fresh intern, I made that mistake while checking fetal heart rate. The Doppler was showing heart rate of around 70 (normal for adults), and I freaked out because normal for fetuses is 100-140. Turns out it was just maternal uterine artery pulse and all I had to do is move the Doppler around until I found the actual baby's heart.
“I’ve been pregnant for three years” (whilst smoking) 😂😂😂
6:38
Dylan: "Fuck it, it's going in.."
Me: "That's what she said!"
6:30 his f'ing hand movements wtf????😂😂😂😂😂🤦😂😂😂
My period: *2 days late
Me: 1:23
I wanna hear the jokes you cut 😂😂 what did you think a Doppler was at first?? Lol