WHAT ARE THOSE!? | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos
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"I won't whip out my peen, unless the bowl is green!"
wow... thank you kanye very cool
I won't whip out my dink unless the bowl is pink
I tried
i wanted to comment something like that
oh well i guess being 2 months late is not good :p
I won't take a poo unless it's blue
Or for short you could just say “I won’t whip out my peen, unless it’s green.”
My mom bought us the bowl light! It seems like a good idea until it glows red and you think that hell is emerging from your toilet
That sounds stupidly funny but also terrifying.
I immediately thought of the Facebook page titled "Toilets with threatening auras" reading this.
@@alocuana Basically a range of photos of toilets, some are dumb, some are strange and some are creepy.
me to my mom also bought it and until it turned red im all like omg is that the devil take me away
I usually don’t laugh at comments, but this one was really funny
Jack not realizing that she was selling her cook book not the crock pot was hilarious
SHW E++E+EEOJ
The fact that I think we have it at home 😂😅
@@smolcaffeineaddict lol my mom does lol
@@MoonPiez what does that mean?
@@bobbybrewer1482you will never know
"Cathy's Dumper does not seem so weird anymore"
- Jacksepticeye 2020
*”WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET”*
Funny thing is, I actually own a toilet light. Don’t use red, it looks like the gates of hell have opened in your toilet.
That pfp is cute
You mean that's the perfect color for your toilet.
@@KhaosInductionCreator Awe thank you!
@@fatalrob0t Yeah, but it’s not a good colour at night. Give me creepy nightmare vibes at night.
That sounds like a reason to use it
*slaps whiteboard* This bad boy can fit so much L A U G H in it!
Man that beard is magnificent.
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
Well that sounds kinda strange.
But, then again, who hasn’t rode a baby for a mile.
@@jacksepticeye the pioneers rode your beard? XD
@@jacksepticeye dude your a fucking legend
I love my Irish dad
When jack was criticizing the meals in the crock pot while I was like like “actually those sound great, cooking with soda might actually add some cool flavors.”
I have never felt more American in my life.
Im british, i was right behind you buddy. I love crock pot meals
Ew no
@@dustyrose192 yea like pot roast not soda on pork 🤢
@@Terratetradon lol, it wasn't pork roast. Someone needs to learn how to listen.
"more American" yea cause no one but Americans can cook
Poor Sean doesn’t know the true beauty and insanity of the mighty crockpot! It’s insane how good it does at making good stuff, also I want meatballs right now dang it.
"YES!! ITS PINK!! I"M GONNA PISS SO HARD!" I Lost it
ITS PINK I DONT KNOW WHAT COLOURS ARE BUT ITS PINK!!
Same I owed a little
OMG ITS PINK AAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA SHIT SO HARD IN THAT
Lmao saaame
I couldn't breathe 🤣🤣
Drug dealer in the alley: *WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET?*
The lazy Red panda the drug dealer is probably Cathy
She give bj on the side
I was looking thru the comments at this exact moment for something about her..
Want another coke* secret?
Crackpot Dump Meals
"My son was always afraid of going to the bathroom in the dark"
Jack: "Now he just shits his pants in bed"
That got me so good
SAME 🤣😭
Actually believe it or not, the ginger ale thing is a good idea for when you’re cooking white meats in a crock pot as the citric acid brings out some more of the flavor. It makes pork chops taste a bit better and make chicken a bit juicer
huh
That’s what I was thinking. I’m no expert but my mom is and I’ve learned a lot just WATCHING her cook and she’s done the weirdest stuff but the meals turn out AMAZING
Ew
@@smwatertasteslikewater you’re literally just oblivious to the science of cooking and it shows. It’s just like how people cook with alcohol
(Edit was a spelling error)
Or you can use some baking Soda and avoid the sugar content
Jack making fun of the Crock Pot meals when I've grown up on those foods and know that, indeed, throwing a bunch of seemingly random ingredients into the pot to make a delicious meal is EXACTLY how that works is the funniest thing ever.
Pork chop casserole is fantastic
Right I was sitting there the entire time going, "Jack that is how it works, that is how they come out, and it tastes delicious
Exactly what my dad does
Give him a box of rocks and some random stuff and he’ll turn that box of rocks into a four course meal fit for a king
Wait, it actually works that way? Good to know....
it actually turns out awesome....
Petition to get Jack to start ordering these and testing them. Exist to sign.
oh sign me the fuck up
I EXSIST! ONLY FOR THIS!
*exists 9000 times
This is my sole purpose.
@@DogeDoggo-jk9fl *exists over 9000 times*
We all gotta appreciate the laugh song.
L is for Lovers, who love one another
A is for Ass, of which I like to eat
U is for U’re the only one for me
G is for the only Gamer I see
H is for Happy, I always feel it
When you put it together, what do you get?
LAUGH
hello everybody and welcome back to Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos
@@codyroht827 Americas funniest home videos is still going i think
@@harrytmm yup, with Carlton 😀
Oml Yes, It Seems Everyone Neglects The Laugh Song SOMEBODY DOESN'T NEGLECT THE SONG! MY FAV PART OF THE VIDEO!!!
@@KandyApple-sc1ji lol yeah sometimes I listen to it in my free time
“ITS FCKIN PINK, IMA PISS SO HARD” 🤣🤣 that had me dead
Can’t believe I watched this with a straight face, now i’m older realizing how funny asf this video is
Sauna Pants = A rampant yeast infection waiting to happen......
Ha
wowowowowopow jack liked ur comment
giddys it’s a heart not a like
Kaylee Vance I don’t know a 👍 doesn’t look like a ❤️
Kaylee Vance k
Commercial: *is weird*
Jack: this is ridiculous.
Commercial: *makes witty pun about product*
Jack: _I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!_
🐍
King Coelacanth
the truth
Jhon tron quote!
I love how she starts with 'what if they took 5 minutes' and then goes on to say 'ready when you get home from work'
Basically it will take five minutes of prep work to get the food in the Crock-Pot and then it can take eight hours to cook on low heat or four hours on high heat. My personal favorite recipe is the one for smothered pork chops and rice. I just put the rice in the Crock-Pot followed by the pork chops, a can of cream of mushroom soup and two soup cans of water to keep the rice from getting crunchy. Afterwards I simply put the lid on the Crock-Pot and put it on low heat before going to work. When I got home I was able to enjoy a nice filling dinner.
I would love to personally thank you for existing and doing what you do..
I have a 13 year old son who introduced me to your videos here on TH-cam...a few years ago...
I'm a single mom working towards my Plumbing apprenticeship...
Between work, college, and single mom duties sometimes I get a lil burnt out...
My son knows I need a recharge. I need to feel happy, be it a try not to laugh video or laughing at eachother over jump scares watching you do game play throughs....
You, SIR....have helped me reset so I can do more in my life then you will ever know...
Thank you ever so much!!!!
Underrated comment, Wish Sean saw this
I hope your apprenticeship is coming along or finished and life is cooler now!
How did the apprenticeship go? :D
“YAAASSS ITS F*^%ING PINK, IM GONNA PEE SO HARD!” 🤣🤣 It gets me every time.
The pork chops look like puke
WeeBoos Unite YUM😒 (😂🤣)
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5:13 if anyone wants it🤣
5:11
*"YEEEEES! ITS F**KIN' PINK! IMMA PISS SO HARD-"*
ASSSSSSSSS
AND I OOP-
I'm dead
Next thing ya know... I made a poopsie.... With an oopsie
Yassss!!!!!
accidently paused at 7:59 and it put me on the floor from laughing so hard XD
I was dying at him “ hiding a body” 😂
“ YESSSSSS ITS F***ING PINK! IM GONNA PISS SO HARD!”
says literally nobody in the world ever ever
I laughed so hard when he said that to the point where I started snorting, yes I snort when I laugh.
@@donotdisturb4979 same and j wheezed so hard!!
I say it
Ah assuming that no one says that 😂 I said that once
Says my dustmite
When he says “Go see a doctor man.” It sound so genuine like he’s trying to convince a family member to go to the hospital
He questions his hands....
Lost his mind.....
Clinically fine...
@@phenyxswartz941 ?????????
@@emilyd81 Palaye Royale-Mr Doctor Man.... Great song, can't recommend jt enough... you should go listen to it right now.
@@phenyxswartz941 ok I'll check it out thx😁
@@emilyd81 no problem... I'm glad to spread the word! Tell me what you think.
5:12 Jack's PERFECT reenactment of that girl had me literally dying.
It is legitimately not okay that I was 15 when I first saw this video when it came out since I turned 18 just a few days ago and it made me think about everything substantial that's acvtually happened to me and just happened in general, I can't believe that those three years have gone by so fast just in the blink of an eye and that a Jacksepticeye Funniest Home Videos showed me that I need to get my shit together and be more grateful for what I have now and didn't then as well as realizing why I lost somethings and some people since not everything and everyone is meant to stay in our lives forever
Love you Jack you don't need to hear it from me but keep up the good work you're doing great man
Jack: Are toxins stored in your balls?
Me: Yes sir and I have 2 kids to prove it.
🤣
Brilliant.
I was about to say 'Dad?' but then I saw the username
XD OMG ROFLMAO
Youre nothing short of a genius
Jack sounds like a crow when he yells "LAUGH"
Agreed (no offence jack)
Agreed (very offense jack)
Agreed (moderate offense Jack)
Agreed (little offence jack)
Agreed (slight offense Jack)
3 years since it was made, and its still fucking mazing and my favorite line in this whole video is "you wanna know another soda secret" lol ive never laughed so much
Jack not understanding crockpots is oddly infuriating to me
That opening song cured my depression.
and it cured my cancer
His smiles are so funny.
It cured my AIDS
Literally was having a bad day, then put this on 😂😂
Thank God for that😂
“No, don’t open up your closet..”
**slowly puts back gay**
XD
Ha nice.
I never bring my gay into the dump pot it qlways gets too tender
*un-comes out*
HA
This is a man who has NEVER seen a crock pot in real life, nor who knows about delicious classic western cooking.
Omg Sauna Pants with an adjustable heat setting would probably feel amazing for period days. I usually use heat on my lower back but I think about how awesome it would feel to have heat on my lower stomach and the tips of my thighs as well. I use a cup with a water tight seal so there’s no leaks or smells, but putting this sauna pant thing on over my yoga pants would probably feel amazing for handling my period pain. They’re marketing this product to the wrong audience.
The best intro I have ever seen
*"A for the ASS of which I like to eat"* *~jacksepticeye*
*like
I thought I quote this already in another video...
Just Game!
L
@@bigfootresearcher4562 thx man
Best JSE quote ever: “YES! ITS PINK! IMA PISS SO HARD!!!”
Sèan's mom: sèan....... you need to move out....
WEEELL... I wouldn’t say the BEST quote... the best quote is PMA. And that’s a fact.
I almost peed so hard when I first saw that.
Piss like you go to the bathroom or drink be he is irish
Squid King peeper?
7:35 Is this what my mother used to cook? Jesus Christ and she really was crock pot happy too
the dump pot meals are actual legit good tasting recipes tho.
"Five minutes or less"
"Slow cooker"
"After work..."
Well is it fast or slow????
The world may never know
fastn't
I mean, it is fast to prepare, and slow to cook...? So technically it's both..?
Probably both. Normally, when I make stew in my crockpot, I would put it together around noon (five minutes or less, depending on ingredients) then put the setting on high. It's done by dinner (about 6pm). I only use my instapot when I want food in 5-10 mins- it's a pressure cooker.
@@dhwriter0724 see, called it!
Thanks for the info
Oh yeah jack is becoming a Viking boy with this giant beard
someone someone A Viking BOY
He might cross a bridge though. We saw what happened to our favourite bearded Viking boy.
@@leaderofthelewishpeople6382 Which one, Ralof from skyrim in a way is also a bearded viking boy and he's chilling in Riverwood with his sister safely while Skyrim burns to the dragons
Someone send him a viking helmet and an axe
11:46 ah yes, fortnite... ON A F@CKING XBOX 360?!?!?!
The catchphrase of the sauna pants should be something along the line of “boil your sausage”.
No one :
Cathy: *WANT TO KNOW ANOTHER SODA SECRET*
Ye feckere
LmAo
AH! NO! FUCK NO!
when he hit the board in the intro, my computer crashed... Jack has the power of the gods
Ouch! Does the computer still work?
@@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline duh... unless he... wait, this is 2020. unless she is on his phone, which could be true but i don't think so
@@charmeleonevolves5553 Or he bought a new one. To be fair my computer almost dieing a few days ago is still fresh in my mind.
He didn't hit the white board he actually just punched your moniter
Wow
I’ve watched every single one of these videos in the car today. I’ve loved every second of it. I don’t even know how but his soothing (LOUD) voice put me to sleep.
... you weren't driving at the time, right?
9:29
This was the thumbnail, should've expected it, and it still made me laugh.😂😂🤣🤣
"This toothbrush features songs by one direction!"
Jack: No one's gonna buy that
*Me with my old ToothTunez toothbrush*
No one:
My toothbrush at 8 years old: HAKUNA MATATA
I had the Cheetah Girls toothbrush😂
I had a normal toothbrush.
Literally me years ago😭😭
I used to have a toothbrush like that :’)
"Capitalism breeds Innovation"
Innovation: yOu WaNt aNOthEr SoDa sECreT?
This made me explode laugh while I'm watching TH-cam before my kids get up. I they're up now. 😂😂😂😂
Ya wAnT anOthEr sOdA sEcrEt, yA sOn oF a fUcK?!
Funny thing though. Soda legitimately is a good way to tenderize and marinate meat. Cola in particular. And not just as “weird” southern American cooking, I mean like, legit restaurants will use it for pot roasts (I’ve worked at some).
Eww that means your eating chemicals but you are getting more soda I guess
@Bruzzun Ath'tuch her name is Cathy Mitchell, she's an infomercial person who sells cooking products and cook books.
I almost took a sip of my drink and then he said “I need blue to poo!!” and I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love it when he smacks the board and yells LAUGH
“I have a bad case of diarrhea , call an ambulance please”
Omg since you commented this I’m gonna say that my cousin has that ad/song thing as their ringtone and after I watched this video I saw them 😂
Same I was retarded and drowned fries in sugar
300 likes in 1 week nice job!
I died at that part
I just got done with the first episode of season too where he sings the diarrhea song and learns the dance
Infomercial: "It's easy to INSTALL on your dog!"
Me: *Furiously slams keyboard to search if dogs really are computers*
THEY'RE DOGS FORM THE FUTURE
**connecting to internet** **complete** Installing, 2537e820193836 years remaining... **internet speed: 23 MB/s** **download space needed: 999999999 yetabytes**
.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent complete.
**ERROR 404, THIS TECHNOLOGY DOES NOT EXIST YET** **ERROR 1203, STORAGE NOT AVAILABLE**
Stop download and never get this technology? Y/N
@@tyrantgaming7492 N
*turns the light red and just casually pisses into hellfire*
i love the markers falling from the LAUGH, every single time, without fail.
*WaNt ANoThER SodA sECreT?!*
Oh yes please
Wow. I said this in the comments before u but u still got more likes. GG. Congratulations.
i DoNT wANt ANoThER SodA sECret...
WhAT
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AlL
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sECretS
SodA
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LOl :)
no, fuck off
Yes
The intro should be put on to Spotify!
Yes
Yes
Coco The Conure facts jack has the voice of a god
YES YES YES YES,
YES!!!!!
The only thing that I am thinking is : how long did it take you to write that song?😂
I love the voice dubs for the "crock pot dump meals" man, they're amazing!
The sauna pants are just an express ticket to swamp ass
*Omfg that intro was amazing*
It was m8
@@marcongalea6344 indeed m9
I need that song in my life
A is for ass wich I like to eat
Yup, Day by Dave is awesome.
Me: *Literally 0.1 seconds away from falling alseep*
Jack: *slams board and yells at the top of his lungs*
Laugh
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Me: *HOLY MOTHER OF THE KAIS!!!*
Thanks for waking me up, jack alarm
Nice, like how ya made the word laugh out of the word laugh 🤣🤣🤣
👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
My alarm is him yelling laugh.
I have a second one set for right after because it's kinda quiet. I say despite my phone laying on the other side of my room and it woke me, lol.
You have way too much time on your hands
Bravo man,bravo
I just read the subtitles that accidentally left on the video and it said 'Jack dancing like a child' I'm dieing 😂
"Just dump and go"
Sounds like a public restroom.
No that's a poo trap
Relatable.
Sounds like that one shower from a certain story...
1970: We'll have flying cars in the future
2019:
JFHV
@@Blurdboy A very interesting reply indeed
U were saying
A bag of shite
2019: We failed as the future.
“Am I going to make a stew out of my junk?” Kills me
"my son was always afraid of going to the bathroom in the dark, now he just shits his pants in bed."
BUY THE BOWL LIGHT TODAY!
Honey...
*WhErE's My SaUnA sUiT?!?!?*
You mean steaming diaper-
why do you need your Sauna suit we going on a date *helicopter crashes outside*
Oh we're doing Incredibles references...
Honey... I’m trash
I . . . Uh put it away.
I love how when he smacks the board and says 'LAUGH' the markers fall off XD
L is for lovers, who love one another
A is for ass, of which i like to eat
U is for ur'e the only one for me
G is for the only gamer i see
H is for happy, i always feel it
When you put it together what do you get>?
put it together what do you get>?
what do you get?
what do you get?, FREAKING LAUGH GODAMN IT!
Like this Guys it took me so long :(
PLus im tRyNA hIT 2K AnY HeLp WoUlD Be ApPreciated EnJoy 2019!
7:54 absolutely kills me img jack’s impression is great
Jack it’s been 3 years and I know u made one this year but please bring this back it’s so funny
11:10
Jack: Why not just get a sauna suit?
Unus Annus: That's... why we're here
ohhhh yesss
pee sauna
𝓟𝓮𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓾𝓷𝓪
pee sauna
pee sauna
pee sauna
Question: will this comment be deleted when the channel is?
"WaNt AnOtHeR sOdA sEcReT!?"
my brain: I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA
Call an ambulance please
Call ambulance please
Call an ambulance please
Call an ambulance please
Call and ambulance please
The first one jack watched was like really good for if you have a power outage and you needa go to the bath room and your afraid or just dont like the dark very much!
The toilet bowl light would genuinely be helpful for older folk.
It’s easy to install on my dog.
IT’S EASY TO INSTALL ON MY DOG.
*IT’S EASY TO INSTALL ON MY DOG.*
What about cats?
AVAST ANTIVIRUS HAS DETECTED MALWARE.EXE ON DOGGO.EXE
The laugh song was actually pretty good ! I was not expecting that intro.
Same
His new intro
@@thedenseone6443 yeah it should be
Jack: "Where the f is it" for LAUGH!😂
I've been binging funniest home videos while Jack is gone. This always makes me laugh.
0:00 this intro is PERFECT 10/10 would listen to again
I did like 8 times
Make me a mixtape of it
make a full version and put it on itunes and spotify. I would be down and put it on my playlist.
Put auto captions on and restart the video xD
L is for lovers who love one another
A is for ass of witch i like to eat
U is for u're the only person for me
G is for your the only gamer i see
H is for happy i always feel it
Put it together, what do you get
What do you get what do you get
LAUGH!
Sean’s neighbors must be confused why they randomly hear the word laugh every few days
“ahhh , what a nice day .”
...
“LAUGH !”
“oh shit not again .”
To serve as a daily reminder to do so because we fricking need to xD
Jack is the living alarm
LAUGH!!
Laugh
I like to imagine that Sean’s house is full of every single item that he has reviewed
The Crock Pot Dump meals need the Breath of the Wild cooking jingle.
4:10
Are we not gonna talk about how perfect this moment is? Jack losing his shit so hard he goes out of frame laughing as the camera refocuses on LAUGH in the background
I feel threatened by it
...Laugh=POWER
OH. MY. GOD. THIS INTRO IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
The best 37 seconds of my life
*LAUGH!*
Agreed ninja
Okey
Holyshit why is that so many likes
Plot Twist, Jack actually just hates food
The fact I thought of Poo trap before I ever saw it makes me question if I'm ok
Sauna Pants: *Exist*
Jack: Nope. Nope nope. Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope.
Due to the amount of likes the counsel has awarded a single nice
*_YOU WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET?_*
@@depressoespresso2294 yeah please
Me with the bowl light: nah I want blue bruh
My sister: YEESSSSSS ITS F*ING PINKKKKKKKKK
Yes it’s F I N G pink
Wow F I N G pink thats so
Kewl.
aRiverA [GD] XD I cant stop laughing
Ichizaki Idk It happens in the video.
"YES, ITS F*CKING PINK!!!!" has got to be the best thing i have heard all month
I can't believe that they went with "Bowl Light" instead of "Party Pooper"
9:29
YOU WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET, YA SUNUVAFOCK?!
Hehehehehehehehe
Lol best part
io
lol
XD
Sits on toilet*
*_Toilet recognizes owner, commencing golden lights flooding his balls_*
XD
Which already warm from the a pants.
Sauna pants. Ugh autocorrect.
*O H M Y.*
JACK you NEED to bring this backk
you could be eating pizza and just randomly jack walks into your room and says LAUGH😂
*WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET??!!*
I soda do
no
Yas
@@Reverse.card38 leave now...no more punny jokes
@@tori9132 yeah i should just hip hop away huh
That intro was so bloody amazing
Honestly the intros on these videos are amazing and just keep getting better.
Day By Dave made it he also made a lot of remixes of Jack's voice, one of them is a subnatica remix which sounds amazing.
I recommend go watching it.
I found you and yeah you right
Jack: you can’t just throw all that in there at the same time 🤢
Every southern American:🤤🤤
Love watching Jack's reaction to the crock pot and the poo trap, his videos are hilarious😅😅😅😅😅❤❤❤😂😂