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  • @shanonbryant2919
    @shanonbryant2919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11225

    My mom bought us the bowl light! It seems like a good idea until it glows red and you think that hell is emerging from your toilet

    • @jayzo
      @jayzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +722

      I immediately thought of the Facebook page titled "Toilets with threatening auras" reading this.

    • @jayzo
      @jayzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      @@alocuana Basically a range of photos of toilets, some are dumb, some are strange and some are creepy.

    • @alexandradobbs466
      @alexandradobbs466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      me to my mom also bought it and until it turned red im all like omg is that the devil take me away

    • @scarletwitch819
      @scarletwitch819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I usually don’t laugh at comments, but this one was really funny

    • @toxi3440
      @toxi3440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      OH NO, IT WAS THE TACO BELL I ATE LAST NIGHT COMING BACK TO HAUNT MEEEEEE

  • @Mox_Normandy
    @Mox_Normandy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18393

    Petition to get Jack to start ordering these and testing them. Exist to sign.

    • @sh33y44
      @sh33y44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      oh sign me the fuck up

    • @mrwruble1842
      @mrwruble1842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      I EXSIST! ONLY FOR THIS!

    • @DogeDoggo-jk9fl
      @DogeDoggo-jk9fl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      *exists 9000 times

    • @yeahno2992
      @yeahno2992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      This is my sole purpose.

    • @Lonk2976
      @Lonk2976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@DogeDoggo-jk9fl *exists over 9000 times*

  • @MarvelousMack
    @MarvelousMack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4160

    Jack making fun of the Crock Pot meals when I've grown up on those foods and know that, indeed, throwing a bunch of seemingly random ingredients into the pot to make a delicious meal is EXACTLY how that works is the funniest thing ever.

    • @jarrodoakley6911
      @jarrodoakley6911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Pork chop casserole is fantastic

    • @HiddenBrother619
      @HiddenBrother619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      Right I was sitting there the entire time going, "Jack that is how it works, that is how they come out, and it tastes delicious

    • @KhaosInductionCreator
      @KhaosInductionCreator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Exactly what my dad does
      Give him a box of rocks and some random stuff and he’ll turn that box of rocks into a four course meal fit for a king

    • @goldenrose7637
      @goldenrose7637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Wait, it actually works that way? Good to know....

    • @merakfirgun1071
      @merakfirgun1071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      it actually turns out awesome....

  • @zachIPFW
    @zachIPFW ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Jack not realizing that she was selling her cook book not the crock pot was hilarious

    • @MoonPiez
      @MoonPiez ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SHW E++E+EEOJ

    • @AliXx0608
      @AliXx0608 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The fact that I think we have it at home 😂😅

    • @zachIPFW
      @zachIPFW ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AliXx0608 lol my mom does lol

    • @bobbybrewer1482
      @bobbybrewer1482 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MoonPiez what does that mean?

    • @THEN0B0T1
      @THEN0B0T1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobbybrewer1482you will never know

  • @Somerandomguy-qc2no
    @Somerandomguy-qc2no 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    When he says “Go see a doctor man.” It sound so genuine like he’s trying to convince a family member to go to the hospital

    • @phenyxswartz941
      @phenyxswartz941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He questions his hands....
      Lost his mind.....
      Clinically fine...

    • @emilyd81
      @emilyd81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@phenyxswartz941 ?????????

    • @phenyxswartz941
      @phenyxswartz941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@emilyd81 Palaye Royale-Mr Doctor Man.... Great song, can't recommend jt enough... you should go listen to it right now.

    • @emilyd81
      @emilyd81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phenyxswartz941 ok I'll check it out thx😁

    • @phenyxswartz941
      @phenyxswartz941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emilyd81 no problem... I'm glad to spread the word! Tell me what you think.

  • @anonymoustacobell1310
    @anonymoustacobell1310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    "I won't whip out my peen, unless the bowl is green!"

    • @mattiev6932
      @mattiev6932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      wow... thank you kanye very cool

    • @mutelamb
      @mutelamb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I won't whip out my dink unless the bowl is pink
      I tried

    • @crabby4911
      @crabby4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i wanted to comment something like that
      oh well i guess being 2 months late is not good :p

    • @bobanjose9573
      @bobanjose9573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I won't take a poo unless it's blue

    • @thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976
      @thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or for short you could just say “I won’t whip out my peen, unless it’s green.”

  • @tylerrivay9867
    @tylerrivay9867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    "YES!! ITS PINK!! I"M GONNA PISS SO HARD!" I Lost it

    • @Silly-estGuy
      @Silly-estGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I Could not breathe...

    • @crasyperson8781
      @crasyperson8781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ITS PINK I DONT KNOW WHAT COLOURS ARE BUT ITS PINK!!

    • @lolbitfoxgacha6029
      @lolbitfoxgacha6029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same I owed a little

    • @gunk7907
      @gunk7907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OMG ITS PINK AAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA SHIT SO HARD IN THAT

    • @denniewennieFR
      @denniewennieFR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao saaame

  • @HappiDapp
    @HappiDapp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "Cathy's Dumper does not seem so weird anymore"
    - Jacksepticeye 2020

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      *”WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET”*

    • @christianparrish3292
      @christianparrish3292 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Lucario0007 Lucario is my number one favorite pokemon

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@christianparrish3292 thanks

  • @KingCoelacanth
    @KingCoelacanth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    Commercial: *is weird*
    Jack: this is ridiculous.
    Commercial: *makes witty pun about product*
    Jack: _I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!_

  • @billflanagan2685
    @billflanagan2685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    when he hit the board in the intro, my computer crashed... Jack has the power of the gods

    • @JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline
      @JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ouch! Does the computer still work?

    • @charmeleonevolves5553
      @charmeleonevolves5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline duh... unless he... wait, this is 2020. unless she is on his phone, which could be true but i don't think so

    • @JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline
      @JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charmeleonevolves5553 Or he bought a new one. To be fair my computer almost dieing a few days ago is still fresh in my mind.

    • @lavish263team5
      @lavish263team5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He didn't hit the white board he actually just punched your moniter

    • @benscoff0776
      @benscoff0776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow

  • @unknownbeing7743
    @unknownbeing7743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    May I say, Robin's edits were absolutely wonderful for this video XD

    • @TatoAV
      @TatoAV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I hAVe a BAd cAsE oF DiARrhEa

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup XD

  • @rosesandmilk
    @rosesandmilk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    When jack was criticizing the meals in the crock pot while I was like like “actually those sound great, cooking with soda might actually add some cool flavors.”
    I have never felt more American in my life.

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Im british, i was right behind you buddy. I love crock pot meals

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ew no

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dustyrose192 yea like pot roast not soda on pork 🤢

    • @Frame_Late
      @Frame_Late ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Terratetradon lol, it wasn't pork roast. Someone needs to learn how to listen.

    • @codyroht827
      @codyroht827 ปีที่แล้ว

      "more American" yea cause no one but Americans can cook

  • @VerbifiedThe3st
    @VerbifiedThe3st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1881

    Sean’s neighbors must be confused why they randomly hear the word laugh every few days

    • @mangoqribbit8699
      @mangoqribbit8699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      “ahhh , what a nice day .”
      ...
      “LAUGH !”
      “oh shit not again .”

    • @JJ-kc2nx
      @JJ-kc2nx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      To serve as a daily reminder to do so because we fricking need to xD

    • @averyniceguy3964
      @averyniceguy3964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Jack is the living alarm

    • @plobbyplob8370
      @plobbyplob8370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LAUGH!!

    • @chyannehall4268
      @chyannehall4268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Laugh

  • @ogzelle
    @ogzelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I can just imagine Jack cleaning up the all the markers after each time he hits the board. He turns off the camera and is like "alright, this again" 😂

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10979

    F is for failure which I am

    • @orin1147
      @orin1147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      U is for ugly as fuck

    • @alisadek3485
      @alisadek3485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Taikamuna I know you jacks films right?

    • @alisadek3485
      @alisadek3485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You were at one of his vids

    • @tgriffin1045
      @tgriffin1045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      N is no your not

    • @Lucifer_cs
      @Lucifer_cs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      K is for kill

  • @WestonNey
    @WestonNey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Poor Sean doesn’t know the true beauty and insanity of the mighty crockpot! It’s insane how good it does at making good stuff, also I want meatballs right now dang it.

  • @B100dSh4d0w
    @B100dSh4d0w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    0:00 this intro is PERFECT 10/10 would listen to again

    • @phildog2830
      @phildog2830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I did like 8 times

    • @christinadunn2714
      @christinadunn2714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Make me a mixtape of it

    • @Nick-yh3hz
      @Nick-yh3hz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      make a full version and put it on itunes and spotify. I would be down and put it on my playlist.

    • @jagmast3r680
      @jagmast3r680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Put auto captions on and restart the video xD

    • @aimeecamas3756
      @aimeecamas3756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      L is for lovers who love one another
      A is for ass of witch i like to eat
      U is for u're the only person for me
      G is for your the only gamer i see
      H is for happy i always feel it
      Put it together, what do you get
      What do you get what do you get
      LAUGH!

  • @lockede8704
    @lockede8704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    "Just dump and go"
    Sounds like a public restroom.

    • @xxauragamerxx9962
      @xxauragamerxx9962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No that's a poo trap

    • @Cubic391
      @Cubic391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Relatable.

    • @_tired_fujoshi
      @_tired_fujoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like that one shower from a certain story...

  • @xxmeli
    @xxmeli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    “I have a bad case of diarrhea , call an ambulance please”

    • @nikiapowell644
      @nikiapowell644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Omg since you commented this I’m gonna say that my cousin has that ad/song thing as their ringtone and after I watched this video I saw them 😂

    • @thegoofball444
      @thegoofball444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same I was retarded and drowned fries in sugar

    • @callmenawa
      @callmenawa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      300 likes in 1 week nice job!

    • @weewoo7202
      @weewoo7202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I died at that part

    • @aimeesullivan2780
      @aimeesullivan2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just got done with the first episode of season too where he sings the diarrhea song and learns the dance

  • @TGIReaper
    @TGIReaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Actually believe it or not, the ginger ale thing is a good idea for when you’re cooking white meats in a crock pot as the citric acid brings out some more of the flavor. It makes pork chops taste a bit better and make chicken a bit juicer

    • @habidtenly
      @habidtenly 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      huh

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s what I was thinking. I’m no expert but my mom is and I’ve learned a lot just WATCHING her cook and she’s done the weirdest stuff but the meals turn out AMAZING

    • @smwatertasteslikewater
      @smwatertasteslikewater ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ew

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@smwatertasteslikewater you’re literally just oblivious to the science of cooking and it shows. It’s just like how people cook with alcohol
      (Edit was a spelling error)

    • @CrazyLittleMonster1994
      @CrazyLittleMonster1994 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or you can use some baking Soda and avoid the sugar content

  • @juliaa__.
    @juliaa__. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1962

    "This toothbrush features songs by one direction!"
    Jack: No one's gonna buy that
    *Me with my old ToothTunez toothbrush*

    • @artlygalkd3502
      @artlygalkd3502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      No one:
      My toothbrush at 8 years old: HAKUNA MATATA

    • @thetinytoast127
      @thetinytoast127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had the Cheetah Girls toothbrush😂

    • @paigehalliwell2809
      @paigehalliwell2809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had a normal toothbrush.

    • @noahhhhhhnoodle
      @noahhhhhhnoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Literally me years ago😭😭

    • @hxneyedbellsss
      @hxneyedbellsss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I used to have a toothbrush like that :’)

  • @khloiotaku6073
    @khloiotaku6073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    😂
    I accidentally left the subtitles on from another video, so when I click on this, the first thing I see
    "hell is for lovers who love one another"
    God, I love TH-cam subtitles.

  • @imameme638
    @imameme638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Sauna Pants: *Exist*
    Jack: Nope. Nope nope. Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope.

    • @helsingS_
      @helsingS_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Due to the amount of likes the counsel has awarded a single nice

    • @depressoespresso2294
      @depressoespresso2294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *_YOU WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET?_*

    • @Chris-hu7xv
      @Chris-hu7xv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@depressoespresso2294 yeah please

  • @Obsessor23
    @Obsessor23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "My son was always afraid of going to the bathroom in the dark"
    Jack: "Now he just shits his pants in bed"
    That got me so good

  • @thedungeonmaster4521
    @thedungeonmaster4521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    I require a full Laugh song now thanks to that beginning

    • @daisymay6505
      @daisymay6505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ME too 🤣

    • @froggekun
      @froggekun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Check the description.

    • @cosmic2105
      @cosmic2105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Day by dave

  • @jonathandyson9858
    @jonathandyson9858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Cathy: “you want another soda secret”

    • @_mislight_
      @_mislight_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jonathan Dyson
      The first thing she made looks like what the school calls turkey

    • @Kr1s_G6
      @Kr1s_G6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You son of a fuck

    • @RealSkutti
      @RealSkutti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You want another soda secret, you son of a fuck?!

    • @TGIReaper
      @TGIReaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, believe it or not, soda’s acidity tenderizes meats fairly well when you put them in a crockpot. I tried it with some chicken on my own to test it, and it actually tasted a little better than normal. I used ginger ale though, so I don’t know if other sodas work well.
      This is more of an informative reply, and I’m just someone on the internet, so you don’t necessarily have to listen to this.

    • @iceatheicewolf2101
      @iceatheicewolf2101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TGIReaper I actually wanna try this xD

  • @thelazyredpanda1668
    @thelazyredpanda1668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Drug dealer in the alley: *WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET?*

    • @randomdudeonyoutube4743
      @randomdudeonyoutube4743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The lazy Red panda the drug dealer is probably Cathy

    • @MetricCosmos
      @MetricCosmos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She give bj on the side

    • @aaronking9632
      @aaronking9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking thru the comments at this exact moment for something about her..

    • @ack434
      @ack434 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Want another coke* secret?

    • @theblondebloke
      @theblondebloke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crackpot Dump Meals

  • @fewcandleanimations
    @fewcandleanimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    We all gotta appreciate the laugh song.
    L is for Lovers, who love one another
    A is for Ass, of which I like to eat
    U is for U’re the only one for me
    G is for the only Gamer I see
    H is for Happy, I always feel it
    When you put it together, what do you get?
    LAUGH

    • @ShibeDogetic
      @ShibeDogetic ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hello everybody and welcome back to Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos

    • @harrytmm
      @harrytmm ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@codyroht827 Americas funniest home videos is still going i think

    • @ACFloyd
      @ACFloyd ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@harrytmm yup, with Carlton 😀

    • @RavenFromAMassacre
      @RavenFromAMassacre ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oml Yes, It Seems Everyone Neglects The Laugh Song SOMEBODY DOESN'T NEGLECT THE SONG! MY FAV PART OF THE VIDEO!!!

    • @fewcandleanimations
      @fewcandleanimations ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RavenFromAMassacre lol yeah sometimes I listen to it in my free time

  • @_mad_cat_
    @_mad_cat_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    That opening song cured my depression.

    • @alhassanqadry
      @alhassanqadry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and it cured my cancer

    • @slavic_bumpkin624
      @slavic_bumpkin624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His smiles are so funny.

    • @peril8128
      @peril8128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It cured my AIDS

    • @namelessshipper3216
      @namelessshipper3216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally was having a bad day, then put this on 😂😂

    • @ghostgirl3630
      @ghostgirl3630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank God for that😂

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Jack: You can't put all of those ingredients in together like that at once.
    Hamburger Helper: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @sgtsylund7170
    @sgtsylund7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    Funny thing is, I actually own a toilet light. Don’t use red, it looks like the gates of hell have opened in your toilet.

    • @KhaosInductionCreator
      @KhaosInductionCreator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That pfp is cute

    • @fatalrob0t
      @fatalrob0t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You mean that's the perfect color for your toilet.

    • @sgtsylund7170
      @sgtsylund7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@KhaosInductionCreator Awe thank you!

    • @sgtsylund7170
      @sgtsylund7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@fatalrob0t Yeah, but it’s not a good colour at night. Give me creepy nightmare vibes at night.

    • @satan3763
      @satan3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That sounds like a reason to use it

  • @cherylsmith5055
    @cherylsmith5055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I would love to personally thank you for existing and doing what you do..
    I have a 13 year old son who introduced me to your videos here on TH-cam...a few years ago...
    I'm a single mom working towards my Plumbing apprenticeship...
    Between work, college, and single mom duties sometimes I get a lil burnt out...
    My son knows I need a recharge. I need to feel happy, be it a try not to laugh video or laughing at eachother over jump scares watching you do game play throughs....
    You, SIR....have helped me reset so I can do more in my life then you will ever know...
    Thank you ever so much!!!!

    • @SnorpSnordy
      @SnorpSnordy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment, Wish Sean saw this

    • @chrisknudsen5686
      @chrisknudsen5686 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I hope your apprenticeship is coming along or finished and life is cooler now!

    • @supershasha
      @supershasha 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How did the apprenticeship go? :D

  • @zayg.4654
    @zayg.4654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I love how when he smacks the board and says 'LAUGH' the markers fall off XD

    • @Anotide
      @Anotide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      L is for lovers, who love one another
      A is for ass, of which i like to eat
      U is for ur'e the only one for me
      G is for the only gamer i see
      H is for happy, i always feel it
      When you put it together what do you get>?
      put it together what do you get>?
      what do you get?
      what do you get?, FREAKING LAUGH GODAMN IT!
      Like this Guys it took me so long :(
      PLus im tRyNA hIT 2K AnY HeLp WoUlD Be ApPreciated EnJoy 2019!

  • @crabletman8421
    @crabletman8421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    No one :
    Cathy: *WANT TO KNOW ANOTHER SODA SECRET*

  • @vividravus
    @vividravus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    *"Just dump root beer on a pork roast with bbq sauae"* is a sentence i wasn't expecting.

    • @brandonkinyon9753
      @brandonkinyon9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bro that shit actually works tho... It's really good

    • @brandonkinyon9753
      @brandonkinyon9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Crotchwhistle Purple nah man when you use the root beer, it softens the pork roast and gives it a little bit of a sweeter taste, but you can't taste the root beer at all, it's really good, I promise you, if you try it you won't be disappointed, I could send you the recipe if you'd like lol

    • @brandonkinyon9753
      @brandonkinyon9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Crotchwhistle Purple and I'm not southern lol. I'm just a cook. It's not even an acquired taste either

    • @Eymologymentality
      @Eymologymentality 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      [Slowly looks over at can of Monster]

    • @brandonkinyon9753
      @brandonkinyon9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Eymologymentality do it.. do it now

  • @alexanderbrown542
    @alexanderbrown542 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how she starts with 'what if they took 5 minutes' and then goes on to say 'ready when you get home from work'

    • @MichaelLovely-mr6oh
      @MichaelLovely-mr6oh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Basically it will take five minutes of prep work to get the food in the Crock-Pot and then it can take eight hours to cook on low heat or four hours on high heat. My personal favorite recipe is the one for smothered pork chops and rice. I just put the rice in the Crock-Pot followed by the pork chops, a can of cream of mushroom soup and two soup cans of water to keep the rice from getting crunchy. Afterwards I simply put the lid on the Crock-Pot and put it on low heat before going to work. When I got home I was able to enjoy a nice filling dinner.

  • @user-go6pn9ui7y
    @user-go6pn9ui7y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    The laugh song was actually pretty good ! I was not expecting that intro.

  • @caoimheriley9424
    @caoimheriley9424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    4:10
    Are we not gonna talk about how perfect this moment is? Jack losing his shit so hard he goes out of frame laughing as the camera refocuses on LAUGH in the background

  • @erikasakura7721
    @erikasakura7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    "Five minutes or less"
    "Slow cooker"
    "After work..."
    Well is it fast or slow????

    • @jet_star2783
      @jet_star2783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The world may never know

    • @balls505
      @balls505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      fastn't

    • @PirabeirabaBoy
      @PirabeirabaBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean, it is fast to prepare, and slow to cook...? So technically it's both..?

    • @dhwriter0724
      @dhwriter0724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Probably both. Normally, when I make stew in my crockpot, I would put it together around noon (five minutes or less, depending on ingredients) then put the setting on high. It's done by dinner (about 6pm). I only use my instapot when I want food in 5-10 mins- it's a pressure cooker.

    • @PirabeirabaBoy
      @PirabeirabaBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dhwriter0724 see, called it!
      Thanks for the info

  • @nah.shy0945
    @nah.shy0945 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “ITS FCKIN PINK, IMA PISS SO HARD” 🤣🤣 that had me dead
    Can’t believe I watched this with a straight face, now i’m older realizing how funny asf this video is

  • @someonesomeone910
    @someonesomeone910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Oh yeah jack is becoming a Viking boy with this giant beard

    • @lyon_vii
      @lyon_vii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      someone someone A Viking BOY

    • @leaderofthelewishpeople6382
      @leaderofthelewishpeople6382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He might cross a bridge though. We saw what happened to our favourite bearded Viking boy.

    • @ShatteredLament
      @ShatteredLament 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leaderofthelewishpeople6382 Which one, Ralof from skyrim in a way is also a bearded viking boy and he's chilling in Riverwood with his sister safely while Skyrim burns to the dragons

    • @hero_lri
      @hero_lri 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone send him a viking helmet and an axe

  • @Spawn-Point
    @Spawn-Point 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Sauna Pants = A rampant yeast infection waiting to happen......

  • @bradenbyrne7243
    @bradenbyrne7243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I love how he hits the board so hard the markers fall off
    Thanks for so many likes

    • @thatonegirl5220
      @thatonegirl5220 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that what he does everytime??lol

    • @smoof9077
      @smoof9077 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What else does he hit hard ;)

    • @smoof9077
      @smoof9077 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So that they fall off

  • @braydenirving6665
    @braydenirving6665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It is legitimately not okay that I was 15 when I first saw this video when it came out since I turned 18 just a few days ago and it made me think about everything substantial that's acvtually happened to me and just happened in general, I can't believe that those three years have gone by so fast just in the blink of an eye and that a Jacksepticeye Funniest Home Videos showed me that I need to get my shit together and be more grateful for what I have now and didn't then as well as realizing why I lost somethings and some people since not everything and everyone is meant to stay in our lives forever
    Love you Jack you don't need to hear it from me but keep up the good work you're doing great man

  • @elizabethherrera3616
    @elizabethherrera3616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    Me: *Literally 0.1 seconds away from falling alseep*
    Jack: *slams board and yells at the top of his lungs*
    Laugh
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    Laugh Laugh
    Laugh Laugh
    Laugh Laugh
    Me: *HOLY MOTHER OF THE KAIS!!!*
    Thanks for waking me up, jack alarm

    • @hunter580
      @hunter580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nice, like how ya made the word laugh out of the word laugh 🤣🤣🤣

    • @blaneboggs5745
      @blaneboggs5745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My alarm is him yelling laugh.
      I have a second one set for right after because it's kinda quiet. I say despite my phone laying on the other side of my room and it woke me, lol.

    • @DRaKe6900
      @DRaKe6900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You have way too much time on your hands

    • @nicolebartholomew27
      @nicolebartholomew27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bravo man,bravo

  • @DorkLynx
    @DorkLynx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    5:11
    *"YEEEEES! ITS F**KIN' PINK! IMMA PISS SO HARD-"*

  • @offroadninja661
    @offroadninja661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    OH. MY. GOD. THIS INTRO IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

  • @emeraldhalloween3269
    @emeraldhalloween3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    accidently paused at 7:59 and it put me on the floor from laughing so hard XD

    • @crimsonghoul8983
      @crimsonghoul8983 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      9:32 is what got me more.

  • @derekmonroe5572
    @derekmonroe5572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "You can make cupcakes outa anything!"
    "Did you say anything?"
    "Anything?"
    "Anything!"
    "Anything...?"
    The Dump dish thingy really reminded me of that scene from The Cat and the Hat.

  • @1popcorn44
    @1popcorn44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    The intro should be put on to Spotify!

    • @chaos_queen_1152
      @chaos_queen_1152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @robokiller1092
      @robokiller1092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @jacobpoitras7950
      @jacobpoitras7950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coco The Conure facts jack has the voice of a god

    • @HappyVoidWanderer
      @HappyVoidWanderer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES YES YES YES,
      YES!!!!!

    • @allstarbohne2930
      @allstarbohne2930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only thing that I am thinking is : how long did it take you to write that song?😂

  • @squidking2679
    @squidking2679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Best JSE quote ever: “YES! ITS PINK! IMA PISS SO HARD!!!”

    • @benjamin9092
      @benjamin9092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sèan's mom: sèan....... you need to move out....

    • @christythibodeaux9313
      @christythibodeaux9313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WEEELL... I wouldn’t say the BEST quote... the best quote is PMA. And that’s a fact.

    • @elementalsgami1
      @elementalsgami1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I almost peed so hard when I first saw that.

    • @crukoerber3687
      @crukoerber3687 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Piss like you go to the bathroom or drink be he is irish

    • @lonely.toaster
      @lonely.toaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Squid King peeper?

  • @CoasterJam18
    @CoasterJam18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:12 Jack's PERFECT reenactment of that girl had me literally dying.

  • @Moon_Jam08
    @Moon_Jam08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1237

    "Capitalism breeds Innovation"
    Innovation: yOu WaNt aNOthEr SoDa sECreT?

    • @lilliangarza4954
      @lilliangarza4954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This made me explode laugh while I'm watching TH-cam before my kids get up. I they're up now. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Paul_The_Writer
      @Paul_The_Writer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ya wAnT anOthEr sOdA sEcrEt, yA sOn oF a fUcK?!

    • @RekkaZaal
      @RekkaZaal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Funny thing though. Soda legitimately is a good way to tenderize and marinate meat. Cola in particular. And not just as “weird” southern American cooking, I mean like, legit restaurants will use it for pot roasts (I’ve worked at some).

    • @Prowerexem
      @Prowerexem 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eww that means your eating chemicals but you are getting more soda I guess

    • @lukasjamesmusic16
      @lukasjamesmusic16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Bruzzun Ath'tuch her name is Cathy Mitchell, she's an infomercial person who sells cooking products and cook books.

  • @potatosurfs
    @potatosurfs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    “ YESSSSSS ITS F***ING PINK! IM GONNA PISS SO HARD!”
    says literally nobody in the world ever ever

    • @donotdisturb4979
      @donotdisturb4979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I laughed so hard when he said that to the point where I started snorting, yes I snort when I laugh.

    • @kingakimoto69
      @kingakimoto69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@donotdisturb4979 same and j wheezed so hard!!

    • @nkalam5803
      @nkalam5803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I say it

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah assuming that no one says that 😂 I said that once

    • @karlagonzalvez323
      @karlagonzalvez323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Says my dustmite

  • @dylandriver9288
    @dylandriver9288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    *Omfg that intro was amazing*

  • @A-Flo
    @A-Flo ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was dying at him “ hiding a body” 😂

  • @professortrash203
    @professortrash203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "OMG, it's Pink! IMMA PISS SO HARD!!" I am crying real tears from laughing so hard!! 😂😂🤣

  • @phoenixweckman359
    @phoenixweckman359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    “No, don’t open up your closet..”
    **slowly puts back gay**

  • @rixch3t445
    @rixch3t445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I freakin love the "LAUGH" intro. I cant stop repeating the damn beginning.

  • @sleepyboy633
    @sleepyboy633 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3 years since it was made, and its still fucking mazing and my favorite line in this whole video is "you wanna know another soda secret" lol ive never laughed so much

  • @LuisSotelo-h1i
    @LuisSotelo-h1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    11:10
    Jack: Why not just get a sauna suit?
    Unus Annus: That's... why we're here

    • @Aly-c4u
      @Aly-c4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ohhhh yesss

    • @EdgeDaBean
      @EdgeDaBean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      𝓟𝓮𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓾𝓷𝓪

    • @seanmaxmyla
      @seanmaxmyla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      pee sauna
      pee sauna
      pee sauna

    • @Byrdamus
      @Byrdamus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Question: will this comment be deleted when the channel is?

    • @sofieebear
      @sofieebear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope not

  • @Smittybonez-ii2mi
    @Smittybonez-ii2mi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    Jack: Are toxins stored in your balls?
    Me: Yes sir and I have 2 kids to prove it.

    • @phoenixcat2203
      @phoenixcat2203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣

    • @elibedard6373
      @elibedard6373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Brilliant.

    • @EAZZEE
      @EAZZEE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was about to say 'Dad?' but then I saw the username

    • @Venus_Luvrs0
      @Venus_Luvrs0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD OMG ROFLMAO

    • @simonhanley218
      @simonhanley218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Youre nothing short of a genius

  • @junas4166
    @junas4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    That was the best intro ever made in the history of chickens and the kingdom of cats.

  • @crazycarter5205
    @crazycarter5205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve watched every single one of these videos in the car today. I’ve loved every second of it. I don’t even know how but his soothing (LOUD) voice put me to sleep.

    • @joliebokeh1958
      @joliebokeh1958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... you weren't driving at the time, right?

  • @AzraqShinji
    @AzraqShinji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    I can attest, I grew up with a lot of crock pot meals. That woman is a visionary

    • @Frame_Late
      @Frame_Late 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      She's a damn prophet. From the struggle meal gods.

    • @kinghidorah5076
      @kinghidorah5076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Frame_Late are you sure? That video has bad quality and her way of presenting her idea was just wack. Like it looks like an old 1980’s ads instead of. A 2018 ad. Like maybe her product is good but the way she presented her idea is just lacking

    • @Frame_Late
      @Frame_Late 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@kinghidorah5076 more like late nineties/early 2000s.
      And she's spreading the word of the food gods.

    • @DarthRevan666
      @DarthRevan666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      YOU WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET YOU SON OF A FU-

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont really like crock pot meals, but the pizza did look good

  • @bunnyboo5053
    @bunnyboo5053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "WaNnA aNoThEr SoDa SeCrEt?!"
    NO WOMAN! NO! PUT THE DAMN CAN DOWN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LADY PUT IT DOWN!!

  • @redacted8472
    @redacted8472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The best intro I have ever seen
    *"A for the ASS of which I like to eat"* *~jacksepticeye*

  • @Anthonial_Mjj
    @Anthonial_Mjj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a man who has NEVER seen a crock pot in real life, nor who knows about delicious classic western cooking.

  • @jae2359
    @jae2359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    “YAAASSS ITS F*^%ING PINK, IM GONNA PEE SO HARD!” 🤣🤣 It gets me every time.

  • @templar.
    @templar. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    i love how the subtitles describe jack as "dancing like a child"

  • @gothic.vampyre
    @gothic.vampyre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    here's a fun fact about the Sauna pants: for men heat around the peen can cause lowered fertility and for women it can cause infection, so the sauna pants probably arent a good call

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      As an incredibly cynical person I love fun facts that aren’t fun. Thank you for sharing.

    • @theviolinbee9803
      @theviolinbee9803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...How do you know this?

    • @gothic.vampyre
      @gothic.vampyre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@theviolinbee9803 sex ed

    • @theemeraldletsplayer9770
      @theemeraldletsplayer9770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      S4WY3R 666 ykw, let’s say I saw my ex in a store, ok, and she grabbed me, brought me to the chicks washroom and flashed her titties, and I didn’t want her at all but OBVIOUSLY I would get a boner, if i were to get those pants and wear it all the time, she wouldnt be able to give me a boner cus of the PANTS
      GENIUSES!

    • @mxwitcher
      @mxwitcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theemeraldletsplayer9770 you guys are getting exes?

  • @IStareAtGames
    @IStareAtGames 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Blue before you poo
    Green before you pee
    Pink before you stink
    Purple before you burgle
    Orange before I sporange

  • @bleh814
    @bleh814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Nothin better then jack slapping a board that says laugh on it and markers go flying👏👏😂

    • @theundercook_spaghetti3198
      @theundercook_spaghetti3198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true tho so so true

    • @Thatbendyfan_
      @Thatbendyfan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LAUGH!!!!!!!!!

    • @seivenk9453
      @seivenk9453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Symbrock_Shipper 123 to*
      I am not sorry.

    • @TheSterMan01
      @TheSterMan01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seiven K
      *_S H O T S F I R E D_*

    • @bleh814
      @bleh814 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Symbrock_Shipper 123 lmao thanks😂

  • @illinoisbois7184
    @illinoisbois7184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    It's called slow cooker but it's done in 5 minutes
    Minecraft villager noises: Hmm

    • @TheRachelHobkirk13
      @TheRachelHobkirk13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think the whole thing behind it is it takes five minutes to put together in the morning, and you let it cook all day.

  • @cydharris6834
    @cydharris6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Me with the bowl light: nah I want blue bruh
    My sister: YEESSSSSS ITS F*ING PINKKKKKKKKK

  • @Kudlaty771
    @Kudlaty771 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:35 Is this what my mother used to cook? Jesus Christ and she really was crock pot happy too

  • @grimgang5222
    @grimgang5222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    That intro was so bloody amazing

    • @casualbear6295
      @casualbear6295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly the intros on these videos are amazing and just keep getting better.

    • @notviral22
      @notviral22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Day By Dave made it he also made a lot of remixes of Jack's voice, one of them is a subnatica remix which sounds amazing.
      I recommend go watching it.

    • @princegeoge9687
      @princegeoge9687 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found you and yeah you right

  • @Depression---
    @Depression--- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Me : sees sauna pants
    My mind : CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON A OPEN FIRE

    • @sackofpotatoes4146
      @sackofpotatoes4146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I spit out my pizza rolls when I read that

    • @baraenjoyer5073
      @baraenjoyer5073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that caught me so off guard my twizzler almost went up my nose holy shit

    • @BlackOpsTooGuy
      @BlackOpsTooGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought it was a chowder reference.

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sackofpotatoes4146 Jack frost knocking at your nips.

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack frost nipping *at your tip*

  • @somethinggreatishappening8536
    @somethinggreatishappening8536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    funny story: when my little brother was like 7, he used to sleepwalk. one night, my parents and i are watching tv. suddenly, my brother walks in, goes straight into the kitchen, stands in front of the trash can for a good minute, then starts to pull his pants down. he was ready to sleep-piss and it was the most hilarious thing ever when my Mom rushed in drag him off to the bathroom. to this day, he doesn't remember any of it.

    • @sally675
      @sally675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      When my brother was 6 or 7 he went to the toilet and my mom asked if he was okay after 10 minutes of him being in there. Turns out he had fallen asleep washing his hands and had his head in the sink. I woke up to my mom pissing herself laughing at him. It is iconic

    • @isaiahjohnson3487
      @isaiahjohnson3487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      My brother sleep-pissed in the dishwasher once.....😐😐

    • @Divionix
      @Divionix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      One my brother ate some cheese before bed cause that was his sleep walking trigger so we were all sleeping and I woke up to my brother standing in front of my doorway but I couldn't see him because it was dark in our house and he was just standing there with his hands out it really freaked me out I almost scared the shit of of my mom cause I was about to scream trust me if this were you would piss your pants (mabe)

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well nobody remembers sleep walking

    • @alexia1159
      @alexia1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      my brother sleep-pissed in the fridge one time.

  • @tignarita
    @tignarita 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jack not understanding crockpots is oddly infuriating to me

  • @TweetTweet17
    @TweetTweet17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    *slaps board*
    The youtubers used to write, laugh, on these for miles

    • @SugarcatPlays
      @SugarcatPlays 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tweet Tweet17 I actually want one lol

    • @Odysseus1999
      @Odysseus1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ITS NOT A BOULDER, ITS A ROCK!!!

    • @shonklebonkle324
      @shonklebonkle324 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza. pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza. pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza lough. pizza pizza pizza pizza Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    I feel a new Jacksepticeye song on the horizon!!! Say it it so

    • @Anotide
      @Anotide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      L is for lovers, who love one another
      A is for ass, of which i like to eat
      U is for ur'e the only one for me
      G is for the only gamer i see
      H is for happy, i always feel it
      When you put it together what do you get>?
      put it together what do you get>?
      what do you get?
      what do you get?, FREAKING LAUGH GODAMN IT!
      Like this Guys it took me so long :(
      PLus im tRyNA hIT 2K AnY HeLp WoUlD Be ApPreciated EnJoy 2019!

    • @DaybyDave
      @DaybyDave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      hmmmmmm

    • @Anotide
      @Anotide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DaybyDave hmmmm?

    • @Anotide
      @Anotide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DaybyDave i dare you to call yourself day by daylight dave XD
      for one day see what people do??? will you?

    • @howiejbrown6919
      @howiejbrown6919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was literally made by a guy on youTube.

  • @bigwhale3610
    @bigwhale3610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Do you think jack has a pile of markers lying on his floor from hitting all them off?

    • @colamola
      @colamola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yup.

    • @echo9351
      @echo9351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Definitely.

    • @smithers712
      @smithers712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      he has to buy new markers every time he knocks them off. They disappear to the land that briefly claimed Flamingo Shorts.

    • @StupidWeb
      @StupidWeb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was literally just thinking this

    • @stormy2049
      @stormy2049 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DUH!!

  • @DiscoChixify
    @DiscoChixify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg Sauna Pants with an adjustable heat setting would probably feel amazing for period days. I usually use heat on my lower back but I think about how awesome it would feel to have heat on my lower stomach and the tips of my thighs as well. I use a cup with a water tight seal so there’s no leaks or smells, but putting this sauna pant thing on over my yoga pants would probably feel amazing for handling my period pain. They’re marketing this product to the wrong audience.

  • @abnormallylargefrog565
    @abnormallylargefrog565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Sauna pants: exists
    Me: *STEAMED NUTS*

  • @CrystalTheMeme
    @CrystalTheMeme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    what do you get? What do you get?? WHAT DO YOU GET??!
    *LAUGH!!!*

  • @night3755
    @night3755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    *BEST INTRO EVER*
    Now kids....don't forget to
    *L A U G H*
    Yeah...that...sounds...delicious...
    heh..

    • @n0a.p0a
      @n0a.p0a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nightingale Dreams made by DayByDave

    • @night3755
      @night3755 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Spartan-187B ..

    • @jamsheed9867
      @jamsheed9867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      H G U A L
      I'm always the other way around.

    • @night3755
      @night3755 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamsheed9867 dnuora yaw rehto eht syawla m'I.

    • @7thDayAdventures
      @7thDayAdventures 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hindsight's 2020!

  • @intensefactswithfox
    @intensefactswithfox ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love it when he smacks the board and yells LAUGH

  • @lumon6108
    @lumon6108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    It’s easy to install on my dog.
    IT’S EASY TO INSTALL ON MY DOG.
    *IT’S EASY TO INSTALL ON MY DOG.*

    • @ZAYKONN
      @ZAYKONN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about cats?

    • @georgedog326
      @georgedog326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AVAST ANTIVIRUS HAS DETECTED MALWARE.EXE ON DOGGO.EXE

  • @tigerheart89
    @tigerheart89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    Someone get Jack a croc pot with a bunch of classic recipes. Cus he needs to know how amazing they are. Those recipes ACTUALLY WORK and they taste AMAZING.

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤢🤢

    • @laurentucker5444
      @laurentucker5444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@LWLProductions crock pots are ceramic so nothing sticks. Now whether or not that tastes good? Idk.

    • @cipriancica
      @cipriancica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      why is what into so good
      .

    • @excaliburplays924
      @excaliburplays924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cipriancica my man just said something and then didn't even get to the conclusion. no it was just a single dot at the end
      to be fair idk either i felt like doing the same thing for no other reason but comic relief

    • @Desiremademanifest
      @Desiremademanifest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@laurentucker5444 Doing the flavor maths... if the crust is premade and thick enough, should be able to withstand the moisture so it would be easier to get out. Taste would be fine, but the texture may be a little un-pizza like... getting more of a quiche vibe tbqh... still not bad.

  • @lydiasingleton7231
    @lydiasingleton7231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    "Is it a crock pot you... put poo in? No one would do that... right?"
    me: *sweats in Unus Annus*

    • @engineergayming
      @engineergayming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      UNUS ANUS UNUS A N U S

    • @TenkoVA
      @TenkoVA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Honestly at this point, we could say unus annus did a bunch of stuff, and a lot of people would probably believe it.

    • @andWaiting
      @andWaiting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Unus annus unus annus!

    • @EzratheRift
      @EzratheRift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@engineergayming omg, Google translate comment option made that hilarious

    • @ace-qt9dr
      @ace-qt9dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      [REDACTED]

  • @wills20111
    @wills20111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been binging funniest home videos while Jack is gone. This always makes me laugh.

  • @FrankDaTank39
    @FrankDaTank39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    “H is for happy, I always feel it!” Says the guy who is wearing a shirt that says NO FUN.

    • @XItaSasux4ever12
      @XItaSasux4ever12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Irony is the greatest form of comedy. XD

  • @aidenkelty3450
    @aidenkelty3450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1655

    Who else thinks that intro is the best thing you’ve ever heard

    • @camelhairs744
      @camelhairs744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me

    • @ABANDONED23456
      @ABANDONED23456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@camelhairs744 correction.
      *_All of us._*

    • @ringodoodles490
      @ringodoodles490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i *need* it as my alarm

    • @primus9370
      @primus9370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It real funny

    • @Beara-sd9vg
      @Beara-sd9vg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I actually put myself to sleep when I couldn’t sleep by playing this song over and over in my head.

  • @SpaceWaveKitty
    @SpaceWaveKitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    What a beautiful musical at the beginning.

  • @bettyjones5838
    @bettyjones5838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the dump pot meals are actual legit good tasting recipes tho.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Amazing intro. Well needed. Great one Boss. Sorry, we'll get back to work

    • @jonathangreen5074
      @jonathangreen5074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That intro is on its way to Meme-dom.

    • @n0a.p0a
      @n0a.p0a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Made by DayByDave

  • @lizabrady2346
    @lizabrady2346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    No one:
    Not A SINGLE soul:
    Jack: ThE tOxInS aRe StOrEd In ThE bALLs

  • @shellyturner7311
    @shellyturner7311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    "WaNt AnOtHeR sOdA sEcReT!?"
    my brain: I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA

    • @Kr1s_G6
      @Kr1s_G6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Call an ambulance please

    • @leehospelhorn9305
      @leehospelhorn9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Call ambulance please

    • @xen_x8752
      @xen_x8752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Call an ambulance please

    • @sarcasmuser8235
      @sarcasmuser8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Call an ambulance please

    • @capri6260
      @capri6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Call and ambulance please